Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! (2004) s02e09 Episode Script

Wonder Fun Meat World

Here you go, kids.
Two scrumptious Hover Burgers,
hold the gak sauce.
[LAUGHS]
Thanks, Mr. Gakslapper.
You know, I've eaten here
since I was a kid.
Twenty years in the business, girlie,
and I got no plans to retire.
What in great Shuggazoom is that?
Oh, no.
Oh, no!
[YELLS]
[THEME SONG PLAYING]
CHIRO: While exploring the outskirts
of the city,
I discovered an abandoned Super Robot.
It was then my life was transformed
by the mysterious Power Primate.
The Robot Monkeys were awakened,
and I, Chiro, made their leader.
Our quest: Save Shuggazoom City
from the evils of the Skeleton King.
SINGERS:
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce go! ♪
Fighting any evil,
They are Shuggazoom's hope ♪
Super Robot Monkey
Hyperforce go! ♪
Defeating any foe ♪
ANTAURI: Antauri.
SPARX: Sparx.
GIBSON: Gibson.
NOVA: Nova.
OTTO: Otto.
CHIRO: Chiro!
SINGERS:
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce go! ♪
If you need a hero,
That's a name you should know ♪
Super Robot Monkey
Hyperforce go! ♪
Come on with us
Let's go! ♪
[MONKEYS CHATTERING]
Wonderful Meat World
We make our beef just right ♪
Wonder Fun Meat World
A surprise in every bite ♪
Hey, kids, my name's Cap'n Beefy Box,
and I've come across the cosmos
to deliver you
the most delicious meat in the galaxy.
[LAUGHING]
Come on in
and get your big beefy box today.
You'll be surprised by every bite.
[BELL DINGS]
I'm diggin' it.
Wonder Fun Meat World ♪
Oh, man, that commercial's making
me hungry.
Wonder Fun Meat World
We make our beef just right ♪
Wonder Fu-- ♪
Where the-- ♪
What's going on here?
Is this thing on every channel?
Hmm.
Uncanny how humanity can be
so easily swayed
into a herd of mindless consumers.
Shuggazoom certainly has gone daft
over this new eatery, haven't they?
I think we should try it.
Come on, team. Let's go get some eats.
Now you're talking, Chiro.
Pour it on me, baby. Yeah.
Wonder fun meat world
A surprise in every bite ♪
Hey, Otto, we're going
to Wonder Fun Meat World.
Whoo-hoo! What's that?
The song you were just singing.
What song?
Wonder Fun Meat World
We make our beef just right ♪
Whoo. It looks like everyone
in Shuggazoom's eating here.
I seriously doubt
this unwholesome eating establishment
offers a vegetarian selection.
You can always eat the wax cups.
Look at that.
Ugh.
[GROWLS]
Ooh, it's making me hungry--
So hungry.
Wonder Fun Meat World
We make our beef just right ♪
Free samples, folks.
Get them while they're hot.
Hey, watch where you're throwing
those things, you dumb box.
What's wrong, Atauri?
Not liking the meat-free,
nonmeat meat salad?
It's a conundrum, Chiro.
How could it be both meat and nonmeat?
It defies rationalization.
Great Scott, is Otto ordering again?
And I'll have 10 lard sticks
and four beef pods
and six more bone marrow shakes.
Hyperize me.
[BURPS]
[EXPLOSION]
[GROWLING]
Monkeys, mobilize.
Power Primate.
Hyperforce go!
[WHIMPERS]
I got this mutant mutt.
Magnetingler Blast!
Oh! A Stench Wave.
Egad.
It's heading for the kitchen.
Otto, stop it.
Hey! That's my food, dog!
Ow!
Painful, but delicious.
I think it's time I housebroke you.
Easy there, poochie.
You don't look like you've had
all your shots.
Huh, the mutated animal simply desires
more unhealthy meat products.
And what's wrong with that?
Strange.
How did the creature get this way,
and why is it only placated
by Wonder Fun Food?
MAN:
It's not right, I tell you.
Watch what you eat
because you are what you eat.
[ALARM BEEPING]
[YAWNS]
Ahh!
My head! My head!
Hey, kids, my name's Cap'n Beefy Box,
and I've come across the cosmos
to deliver you
the most delicious meat in the galaxy!
Come on in and get
your big beefy box today.
You'll be surprised by every bite.
I'm diggin' it.
Am I going crazy?
Team, the talking box is really
a six-foot-tall colon with a face!
Chiro, what happened to your head?
You look like an inverted belly button.
Never mind that now.
Wonder Fun Meat World is out
to destroy us.
And how do you know all this?
My allergic reaction--
It's affecting my senses.
I can see right through
their fast-food lies.
Wait a moment. Has anyone seen Otto?
Wonder Fun Meat World, I love you.
There he is. Stuffing his big face.
Uh Don't feel so good.
Otto, stop eating that, you fool.
[BURPS]
[ROARING]
I think I'm gonna be sick.
Aim for Gibson.
I'll take the meat monster.
Magnetingler Blast!
Ghost Claw Attack!
I've got the brute.
Gibson!
Get back. Here it comes!
You did it, Chiro.
That's it. We gotta fricassee the beast.
I got a plan.
Sprx, take the left.
Gibson, take the right.
I see your scheme.
Sprx, force him into the Techno Ball.
Firing up the engine room.
Quantum radiation at 9.
It's working.
Can it get any more disgusting than this?
Low in cholesterol.
Otto!
[GROANS]
Drink this nutrient veggie shake, Otto.
It will help purify
your contaminated cells.
Blech! It tastes like armpit.
Drink it.
Hold still, kid.
Gibson said this little geegaw will boost
your Power Primate healing abilities.
Don't worry. This won't hurt a molecule.
Something doesn't feel right.
You look great, kid.
Uh, just give me another second.
That feels a little better.
So you figure out what this meat is yet,
Gibson?
An interesting question, Chiro.
It's not meat at all
But a parasitic alien organism
designed to make us complacent.
No wonder everyone in the city has been
compelled to become repeat customers.
Uh-oh! I think it sees me,
and it looks rather peevish.
It's growing out of control!
Sprx, look out!
Be careful, Sprx.
Give me that.
Fast thinking, Chiro.
How'd you know it would work?
You ever taste one of those shakes?
Enough frivolity, monkey team. Look!
GIBSON:
Just as I feared.
The food is altering
their genetic structure.
Antauri, can you make more
of those shakes?
I can.
Then let's put an end
to Wonder Fun Meat World once and for all.
Monkeys, mobilize!
It's the easy life from here on out,
girls.
Once I take control of this city,
there won't be a single soul to stop me.
The jig is up, Cap'n Beefy Box.
I know what you really are.
Actually, Chiro,
I'm not Cap'n Beefy Box at all.
My name's Cloggy Colon Creature,
and I talk straight-up gangsta, homey.
Don't move, Colon. I got you in my sights.
Oh, snap, you can't bust up
my establishment
and get away with it.
You got nothing on me, chumps!
Bust a move, boys!
Wonder Fun Meat World
We make our beef just right ♪
Wonder Fun Meat World
A surprise in every bite ♪
Wonder Fun Meat World ♪
Kiss the ring, Chiro.
I'm outie.
Wonder Fun Meat World
We make our beef just right ♪
Wonder Fun Meat World
A surprise in every bite ♪
Monkey Team, snap out of it.
They're controlling
your very consciousness.
Wonder Fun Meat World
We make our beef just right ♪
There's one last hope.
Nutrient veggie shake.
Wonder Fun Meat World
We make our beef just right ♪
Wonder Fun Meat World ♪
What? What? What happened?
I feel so greasy.
Look with true eyes
at what looms before you.
[GROWLING]
[GROWLING]
It's time we break this food chain, team.
Let's tenderize them.
Aah!
Somebody help!
I'll drain this drink
of its so-called sustenance.
Oh, help me!
sMonkey Mind Sweep!
[YELLING]
And that takes care of that.
Otto, how many times
do I have to tell you?
Ooh. Sorry.
All done.
This is where
Cloggy Colon Creature escaped.
-What is going on here?
-Don't you see?
Cloggy Colon Creature
wasn't just trying to feed Shuggazoom.
He was fattening them up to devour them.
Oh, yeah.
That's right. I'm rich.
[LAUGHS]
I can eat anyone. I'm the king, baby!
The king!
Oh, no.
On my planet,
humans are the ultimate fast food.
My species loves them
With secret sauce.
The monkeys?
Whoo! Monkeys are a delicacy back home.
Ohh!
Let's get out of here.
Faster! We gotta get to the Super Robot.
It's people!
Cloggy Colon Creature is made of people!
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
I hate you, Super Robot.
I hate you and only you!
This colon is out of its mind.
Firing Finger Missiles.
[BURPS]
[YELLING]
I make the rules because I got cash money.
It's all about me now.
[LAUGHS]
Whoo-hoo!
We gotta take out this colon
before it takes out half the city.
Charging the Lazertron Fury.
No, Chiro. It's too dangerous.
We might hurt the people lodged inside
its lower intestinal tract.
Yuck.
You think you own me?! You ain't nothing!
Nothing! You hear me?!
Otto, get us out of here.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
I got your boy hanging.
Servo motors are overheating.
Power's failing. I think it's over, team.
I can't believe we're going out
like this--
Crushed by a 200-foot gangster colon.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Cloggy Colon's
gonna destroy the Super Robot!
We gotta help the Monkey Team.
Let's get him.
[PEOPLE SHOUTING]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you little mini freaks!
Get off me. I'll squash that bug.
[ALL YELLING]
GIBSON: It's working.
The vegetables are reversing
the creature's girth.
I didn't eat that.
That's corn.
[CHEERING]
I'm innocent, innocent, I tell you.
CHIRO:
You're on the fast train out of this town,
Cloggy Colon Creature.
Ahhhhh!
SPRX:
Oh, yeah, time for takeout.
I'll be back, Monkey Team!
I'll be back!
I want to thank you again, Monkey Team.
From now on,
all your meals are on the house.
Very gracious of you, Mr. Gakslapper.
I'll have the vegetarian special.
-As will I.
-Yeah, me too.
-And here.
-Make that veggies all around.
Not me, Chiro.
Give me beef, 100% pure, yummy beef!
If I get the monkey gist of that,
five veggies and a classic Hover Burger
Coming right up.
It's good to have good old Mr. Gakslapper
back in business.
Yeah, but how come you didn't order
a veggie burger like the rest of us, Otto?
Hey, I gotta be me.
Well put.
Here you go, team. Get it while it's hot.
Mmm.
Delicious.
[GAGS]
What's with all this blue hair?
Gross!
It's a rare delicacy from, uh,
I'm not exactly sure where.
Oh, well. It's good.
Yeah, it does kind of grow on you,
Especially with gak sauce.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
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