The Animals of Farthing Wood (1993) s02e09 Episode Script
Narrow Escapes
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Keep still every move you make it tightens its grip
Go
Why do you have a chance?
Bold had saved shadow the badger from the game keepers trap but was wounded by the cruel wire which caught his eye
So he didn't see the hunter and his gun in a moment bold's life was transformed into a struggle to survive
Ah
Is this the same bold fox I saw before?
I've been wounded
It'll teach you I'm starving. I need help
Please fly to the cops and tell the badger
He'll help me and knows you will help you why?
Because
Because I saved our life
saved our life
Please Crow I'll always be your friend and help you when you're in trouble a fox my friend
You've been listening to too many stories about the legendary farming creatures they aren't legendary
I'm one of them you mean they aren't just a fairy story
The journey from farming would really happen
Do you do you know fox? He's my father
The famous farming fox call your father
Call
Yes, I'll help you
Oh my father's sake if bold had only known there were adventures enough in white deer park
You got the wrong fox it was supposed to be Scarface
Well, why didn't fox tell me so himself instead of sending those stupid weasels as his messengers?
Yes, but the point is what do we do now? I suppose you want me to bring the blue fox back to life
It would be better for you if you could
Explain
Scarface knows and atters bite you killed his son
If I were you I'd stay low for a while
How low can you get I couldn't get much lower unless I tunneled underground
Stupid bird as for this stupid weasels
Something will have to be done about them
Got the wrong fox
Oh dear Scarface will be cross
Don't panic don't panic
Better go to the one fox
Better go to the one fox
Got the wrong fox
But how did it happen
It's weasels fault she gave out of the message or weasel she's always in trouble
I don't suppose she meant it to go wrong
Don't bet on it matey and what about poor Adder
Stay no if you please what does she think I'm an earthworm
If Scarface suspects that blue fox is death was anything to do with us he'll strike back
We'd better set up a watch
I'll go first
Good then friendly next
Vickson and I will take the night watches you can't cover the whole boundary so don't stray far
She's keen
Just be glad she's taking the threat seriously
Let's hope everyone is
If you ask me weasel should be punished
Weasel is out looking for her now
Oh
It was something to do with that far thing woodlock I feel it in my bones
So those common red foxes haven't the gall to fight us face to face
They're hoping to exterminate us one by one you don't know that mum I most certainly do
Oh
Because we would like to exterminate that this is crazy. I thought we were looking for a snake
Would it be easier if we just made peace with the far-fee foxes you know live together in harmony
Wimp all this peace talk makes you sick boy yellow
It's his trouble come on that split up we can cover the ground better that way
I see you
I hear you as well and so will everyone else
Just because you're afraid there's no need to be rude I am not afraid and for the freezing cold
Cold will then you must be hungry
It is a fastings good for me saves venom which I'm going to need
Ah
So we're after Scarface now are we why don't you just
So from the treetops and done with it sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
And to think I was going to offer to feed you
Perhaps a little sunshine first
It's enough to warm the cockles of your heart
If you've got one
I'm missing for the sleep must I
Oh
I feel like a prickly pear
Correction we are a prickly pear
Hi
Shhh
What are you doing on Farthingland
You live on Farthingland isn't that good enough
No I'm supposed to be on watch
My father would kill me if he saw me talking to you
Sounds like he's as crazy as mine
My father's not crazy
Your father killed one of our hairs
But a hair fair game not a Farthing hair
Please go if anyone should see us
Your brother bowed seemed friendly enough
Bode's gone
I have another brother
Why they all rind you
Ranger doesn't mean us any harm
He doesn't believe in the hatred between our two tribes any more than I do
You don't believe in it
Hey hey
Lieber alone
He doesn't believe in it
Are you sure?
Look at him when it comes to charm
It's alright I'm alright
If you're sure I'm sure
Please go
So this is how you guard your family
Ranger means no harm
He came in friendship
We'll see what father has to say about this
This is the planar that knows on your face
Just lying there in the sun shine
Baskin in the sun
I can't believe she had ever sheek
Not after what she did
Look why don't you go after her
She's the one who got bound
You're quite sure you're not making this snake up
Ranger to keep me quiet
Why should I
Because it's as suspiciously like
More of your peace talk to me
There's no point in making war over nothing
If bound as death had nothing to do with the farthing fox
Then excuse me for button in
But now I come to think of it
I believe there's an ador among the farthing woodman adoray
Am I right?
Now you can't imagine it
Nothing to do with the farthing fox
Ha
I'm just a douche staring
Hey
There they are
Oh
You can walk in the air
Oh
Submit
Yes
Yes we submit
You stupid bear of
Weasels
You misled Ador into killing the wrong fox
And now we're all in trouble
Now we never
It was her Ador she must have got it wrong
Superdictable
The guilty always accuse others of their own crimes
They know they're guilty or high run away
You run if whistle was about to land on you
The weasel doth protest too much
Guilty
Little reflect on how we shall punish them
I demold a fair trial
Um, she's got a point owl
Hmm, a trial eh?
And I shall be the judge
Oh no
Oh
Hmm
Getting chilly
With this changing
Oh
Oh
This is new wishable creating world
Did you think you would kill me or you kill my son?
How do you know I killed him?
I'm not the only Ador in white deer park
You're the one on Farmingland
But your son didn't die on Farmingland
See?
Doesn't mean a thing
And you'll have a long wait if you're waiting for me
I mean no hurry
Now I'm I
I can go for days without food
Can you?
Wounded and at bay at a lay
While far from the confines of the park
Bold also waited for the one friend who could help him
I brought you food
I knew you wouldn't fail me
So your eyes no better?
Oh, I blame myself for that
If I hadn't got caught in the trap
The trap was meant for me
I brought you something too
I'm feeling better already
We'll feed you till you can hunt again
God, couldn't let you die
Oh
Crow told me who you were bold
Though I should have known after what you did for me
You're your father's son or right
I can't get away from my famous father can I?
Oh, I'd want to
A cub with his own life to lead
Huh, you understand me
Now we must rest till evening
And I'll keep watch
I'm part of the oath too
Oh
Oh
Oh
What's wrong?
Don't have to wake up
How are you feeling?
Stronger
Good, I'll get more food
Stay where you are
I'll be back by nightfall
I can shadow
Back at night
I hate being dependent
Thank you all lucky stars
I do, I do
You both saved my life
But I'm stronger now and
Stronger now?
What are you thinking of?
I'm thinking I should fend for myself
Fend for yourself?
You wouldn't last a day
But I didn't leave home to depend on others
Oh, you're lucky to be still alive
Isn't it enough?
I will be free
Even if I die in the attempt
Thanks shadow for me
She's paid me back for saving her
And thank you, Crow
Oh, Follower Fox
Follower Fox
Follower Fox
Follower Fox
Follower Fox
Follower Fox
Follower Fox
Bored, where are you?
Bored?
Bored?
He's gone, gone
Got a mind of his own that one
Gone, gone
What do you think?
He was making for the farm
But he won't, thank you
I was worried about you
I can manage now
You didn't catch that ball
Don't worry
My sights are set on bigger things
Follow me
Where the dog?
And the sheep?
Where the dog?
Where the dog? And the humans?
A human crippled me?
A human shall feed me
I have to do it my own way shadow
Otherwise, a mud as well never have left white tear park
I understand
I have to do it my own way
I have to do it my own way
I have to do it my own way
If I could just get one
Come on, boy, quick
There he is
Come on, boy, off-dream
Good dog, good dog
No, boy, back, back!
Oh, look at him
We must have got the wrong fox
Leave him be, boy
Nature will do the job for us soon enough
That was a narrow escape
Thank you, lucky stars
Looks like I've caught my last chicken
What next?
Next!
You tell me, still want to live off humans?
What else can I do?
I couldn't catch a mouse in a trap
Suppose you could try the town
Town?
What's a town?
No fields, humans everywhere
But a lot of carver, a lot to scavenge
Humans are very wasteful
Will you show me where it is?
Oh, will you share your spoils?
It's a deal
Go while it's dark
I'll tell Shadow you've gone and catch you up later
With how will I know the way?
I'll tell Shadow you've gone and catch you up
Like a loud buzzing the nearer you get
I'll tell Shadow you've gone and catch you up
I'll tell Shadow you've gone and catch you up
Like a loud buzzing the nearer you get
I'll tell Shadow you've gone and catch you up
Observe me
I'll tell Shadow you've gone and catch you up
Like a loud buzzing the nearer you get
Keep still every move you make it tightens its grip
Go
Why do you have a chance?
Bold had saved shadow the badger from the game keepers trap but was wounded by the cruel wire which caught his eye
So he didn't see the hunter and his gun in a moment bold's life was transformed into a struggle to survive
Ah
Is this the same bold fox I saw before?
I've been wounded
It'll teach you I'm starving. I need help
Please fly to the cops and tell the badger
He'll help me and knows you will help you why?
Because
Because I saved our life
saved our life
Please Crow I'll always be your friend and help you when you're in trouble a fox my friend
You've been listening to too many stories about the legendary farming creatures they aren't legendary
I'm one of them you mean they aren't just a fairy story
The journey from farming would really happen
Do you do you know fox? He's my father
The famous farming fox call your father
Call
Yes, I'll help you
Oh my father's sake if bold had only known there were adventures enough in white deer park
You got the wrong fox it was supposed to be Scarface
Well, why didn't fox tell me so himself instead of sending those stupid weasels as his messengers?
Yes, but the point is what do we do now? I suppose you want me to bring the blue fox back to life
It would be better for you if you could
Explain
Scarface knows and atters bite you killed his son
If I were you I'd stay low for a while
How low can you get I couldn't get much lower unless I tunneled underground
Stupid bird as for this stupid weasels
Something will have to be done about them
Got the wrong fox
Oh dear Scarface will be cross
Don't panic don't panic
Better go to the one fox
Better go to the one fox
Got the wrong fox
But how did it happen
It's weasels fault she gave out of the message or weasel she's always in trouble
I don't suppose she meant it to go wrong
Don't bet on it matey and what about poor Adder
Stay no if you please what does she think I'm an earthworm
If Scarface suspects that blue fox is death was anything to do with us he'll strike back
We'd better set up a watch
I'll go first
Good then friendly next
Vickson and I will take the night watches you can't cover the whole boundary so don't stray far
She's keen
Just be glad she's taking the threat seriously
Let's hope everyone is
If you ask me weasel should be punished
Weasel is out looking for her now
Oh
It was something to do with that far thing woodlock I feel it in my bones
So those common red foxes haven't the gall to fight us face to face
They're hoping to exterminate us one by one you don't know that mum I most certainly do
Oh
Because we would like to exterminate that this is crazy. I thought we were looking for a snake
Would it be easier if we just made peace with the far-fee foxes you know live together in harmony
Wimp all this peace talk makes you sick boy yellow
It's his trouble come on that split up we can cover the ground better that way
I see you
I hear you as well and so will everyone else
Just because you're afraid there's no need to be rude I am not afraid and for the freezing cold
Cold will then you must be hungry
It is a fastings good for me saves venom which I'm going to need
Ah
So we're after Scarface now are we why don't you just
So from the treetops and done with it sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
And to think I was going to offer to feed you
Perhaps a little sunshine first
It's enough to warm the cockles of your heart
If you've got one
I'm missing for the sleep must I
Oh
I feel like a prickly pear
Correction we are a prickly pear
Hi
Shhh
What are you doing on Farthingland
You live on Farthingland isn't that good enough
No I'm supposed to be on watch
My father would kill me if he saw me talking to you
Sounds like he's as crazy as mine
My father's not crazy
Your father killed one of our hairs
But a hair fair game not a Farthing hair
Please go if anyone should see us
Your brother bowed seemed friendly enough
Bode's gone
I have another brother
Why they all rind you
Ranger doesn't mean us any harm
He doesn't believe in the hatred between our two tribes any more than I do
You don't believe in it
Hey hey
Lieber alone
He doesn't believe in it
Are you sure?
Look at him when it comes to charm
It's alright I'm alright
If you're sure I'm sure
Please go
So this is how you guard your family
Ranger means no harm
He came in friendship
We'll see what father has to say about this
This is the planar that knows on your face
Just lying there in the sun shine
Baskin in the sun
I can't believe she had ever sheek
Not after what she did
Look why don't you go after her
She's the one who got bound
You're quite sure you're not making this snake up
Ranger to keep me quiet
Why should I
Because it's as suspiciously like
More of your peace talk to me
There's no point in making war over nothing
If bound as death had nothing to do with the farthing fox
Then excuse me for button in
But now I come to think of it
I believe there's an ador among the farthing woodman adoray
Am I right?
Now you can't imagine it
Nothing to do with the farthing fox
Ha
I'm just a douche staring
Hey
There they are
Oh
You can walk in the air
Oh
Submit
Yes
Yes we submit
You stupid bear of
Weasels
You misled Ador into killing the wrong fox
And now we're all in trouble
Now we never
It was her Ador she must have got it wrong
Superdictable
The guilty always accuse others of their own crimes
They know they're guilty or high run away
You run if whistle was about to land on you
The weasel doth protest too much
Guilty
Little reflect on how we shall punish them
I demold a fair trial
Um, she's got a point owl
Hmm, a trial eh?
And I shall be the judge
Oh no
Oh
Hmm
Getting chilly
With this changing
Oh
Oh
This is new wishable creating world
Did you think you would kill me or you kill my son?
How do you know I killed him?
I'm not the only Ador in white deer park
You're the one on Farmingland
But your son didn't die on Farmingland
See?
Doesn't mean a thing
And you'll have a long wait if you're waiting for me
I mean no hurry
Now I'm I
I can go for days without food
Can you?
Wounded and at bay at a lay
While far from the confines of the park
Bold also waited for the one friend who could help him
I brought you food
I knew you wouldn't fail me
So your eyes no better?
Oh, I blame myself for that
If I hadn't got caught in the trap
The trap was meant for me
I brought you something too
I'm feeling better already
We'll feed you till you can hunt again
God, couldn't let you die
Oh
Crow told me who you were bold
Though I should have known after what you did for me
You're your father's son or right
I can't get away from my famous father can I?
Oh, I'd want to
A cub with his own life to lead
Huh, you understand me
Now we must rest till evening
And I'll keep watch
I'm part of the oath too
Oh
Oh
Oh
What's wrong?
Don't have to wake up
How are you feeling?
Stronger
Good, I'll get more food
Stay where you are
I'll be back by nightfall
I can shadow
Back at night
I hate being dependent
Thank you all lucky stars
I do, I do
You both saved my life
But I'm stronger now and
Stronger now?
What are you thinking of?
I'm thinking I should fend for myself
Fend for yourself?
You wouldn't last a day
But I didn't leave home to depend on others
Oh, you're lucky to be still alive
Isn't it enough?
I will be free
Even if I die in the attempt
Thanks shadow for me
She's paid me back for saving her
And thank you, Crow
Oh, Follower Fox
Follower Fox
Follower Fox
Follower Fox
Follower Fox
Follower Fox
Follower Fox
Bored, where are you?
Bored?
Bored?
He's gone, gone
Got a mind of his own that one
Gone, gone
What do you think?
He was making for the farm
But he won't, thank you
I was worried about you
I can manage now
You didn't catch that ball
Don't worry
My sights are set on bigger things
Follow me
Where the dog?
And the sheep?
Where the dog?
Where the dog? And the humans?
A human crippled me?
A human shall feed me
I have to do it my own way shadow
Otherwise, a mud as well never have left white tear park
I understand
I have to do it my own way
I have to do it my own way
I have to do it my own way
If I could just get one
Come on, boy, quick
There he is
Come on, boy, off-dream
Good dog, good dog
No, boy, back, back!
Oh, look at him
We must have got the wrong fox
Leave him be, boy
Nature will do the job for us soon enough
That was a narrow escape
Thank you, lucky stars
Looks like I've caught my last chicken
What next?
Next!
You tell me, still want to live off humans?
What else can I do?
I couldn't catch a mouse in a trap
Suppose you could try the town
Town?
What's a town?
No fields, humans everywhere
But a lot of carver, a lot to scavenge
Humans are very wasteful
Will you show me where it is?
Oh, will you share your spoils?
It's a deal
Go while it's dark
I'll tell Shadow you've gone and catch you up later
With how will I know the way?
I'll tell Shadow you've gone and catch you up
Like a loud buzzing the nearer you get
I'll tell Shadow you've gone and catch you up
I'll tell Shadow you've gone and catch you up
Like a loud buzzing the nearer you get
I'll tell Shadow you've gone and catch you up
Observe me
I'll tell Shadow you've gone and catch you up
Like a loud buzzing the nearer you get