Why Women Kill (2019) s02e09 Episode Script
The Unguarded Moment
NARRATOR: Previously on
Why Women Kill
You will be remembered.
I'm so sick of all your lies!
-[gunshot]
-[groans]
CATHERINE:
"Relax,
"Isabel.
"No one's found
Harry's body yet,
and we're never going back
to Galveston."
I don't know which Harry
from Galveston this is,
but I intend to find out.
Is there a chance
that anyone else
was in this house that night?
I don't know why you're so smug.
That photo proves nothing.
It proves you were there.
You killed Carlo and now,
you'll have to pay me
to keep quiet.
The negative is ours.
We've just paid for it.
What can I say?
Life ain't fair.
Ah!
BERTRAM:
She died in fear.
No sedative.
No tenderness.
GREELEY:
Isabel killed herself
last night.
And she left a note,
a confession.
She says she killed
your husband.
What's wrong, boy?
You bury a bone or something?
-[Rocco barking]
-[gasps]
DEE:
Vern, it's me.
I can't really explain it.
I want to elope.
I just need to get out
of this house.
♪
NARRATOR:
Three weeks had passed
since the murder
of Isabel Duarte.
And her killer was now a member
of the Elysian Park Garden Club.
Alma Fillcot quickly
established herself
as a gracious hostess.
Always willing to shower her
guests with lovely compliments,
and hilarious stories.
But none of her new friends
seemed to notice
the darkness behind her eyes.
It was the look of a woman
who'd gotten everything
she wanted,
only to find
it wasn't enough.
Oh.
I heard Rita is being released
from prison today.
MAVIS:
Really?
-Do you think she'll want
to come back to the club?
-I hope not.
I don't care if her maid
did confess to the murder.
Rita's reputation is in tatters.
I take it you've heard
the rumors
about Rita's affair
with that boy?
JOAN:
Well, obviously.
But still,
don't you think it's time
we had a new president?
Absolutely. We need new blood.
Can anyone toss their hat
in the ring?
Or is it based on seniority?
-Anyone can run.
-ALMA: Oh.
Even our newest member.
No, I wasn't asking for me.
Stop.
Oh, well, why not, Alma?
We need someone smart.
Oh, I hope a few people
run this time
to make it more interesting.
No one ever dared
go up against Rita.
Alma, could you get me my stole?
I have to get ready
for my party tonight.
Of course,
and I made a lovely crumb cake.
I'll bring that out as well.
-[chattering]
-Excuse me.
[chatter continues]
-Alma, may I have a word?
-Of course.
You're not taking Grace
seriously, are you?
About the presidency?
I don't know.
Maybe. Why?
The president of the
Elysian Park Garden Club
needs to be the face
of the organization,
an elegant liaison
to the community.
You don't think I'm elegant?
Look, I know
you're buying nicer clothes,
spending more time on your hair.
But
But you
can't make a silk
purse out of a
Well, I think
you know the saying.
Am I interrupting something?
I was just telling Alma
that I hope she'll vote
for me as president.
And I was telling Joan,
I won't be able to,
since I'm running myself.
So it's a horse race.
What fun. [chuckling]
Well, I will see you both
at my party tonight.
It starts at 8:00.
I suppose I should go, too.
Yes, you should.
NARRATOR:
It was at that moment,
Joan finally saw the madness
in Alma's eyes.
Joan was unnerved
and quickly retreated.
But sadly for Joan,
her fate was already sealed.
♪
NARRATOR:
Three weeks had passed
since Dee Fillcot had eloped
with Vern Loomis
for a City Hall wedding.
But neither of her parents
had been invited
to the brief ceremony.
Her father was desperate
to know why.
Though he had his suspicions.
Hey, Mr. Fillcot.
Uh, sorry, but Dee's already
gone out for the day.
I missed her again, eh?
Well, uh, I brought a few more
things from the house. I
thought she might like
to have them.
Oh, that's,
that's very thoughtful.
Tell her,
if she should have a moment,
I'd love to hear from her.
Sure.
Thank you.
Thanks.
It's only 9:30.
I could already smell
the whiskey on his breath.
Whatever's going on
with you guys,
it is tearing him up inside.
Well, it's tearing me up, too.
Is it me?
Am I the reason we eloped?
They didn't want you
to marry me?
No. They like you very much.
Then why won't you tell me
what's going on?
I can't.
I just can't.
Fine.
But whatever it is,
they're your parents.
You can't just cut them off
without an explanation.
Easy for you to say.
You don't know what they did.
I know we got a baby coming.
What if he or she just stopped
talking to us one day?
How would you feel?
Seriously?
You expect me to wear
this cheap thing?
Hey,
that's my wife's best dress.
Well, loosen the purse strings,
tightwad.
This is ugly as sin.
Eh, she's only my first wife.
I promise to spend more
on the second.
Ugh, this is so depressing.
You know there
are photographers out there.
You're getting out of jail.
You know, that puts most
people in a good mood.
How happy should I be?
I just lost my best friend
in the entire world.
You mean your maid?
Isabel was also my cousin.
A cousin you hired as a maid.
She cleaned your house
for ten years,
murdered the husband
that you couldn't stand,
and then killed herself
to clear your name.
[chuckles] And they say
good help is hard to find.
It was a joke.
Smile.
If they're dropping the charges,
I'm back in Carlo's will, right?
Same as before.
You and the daughter
split the estate.
Not the house.
That's all mine.
Can't wait to kick her out, huh?
Oh, trust me.
I'm going to kick her ass
so hard,
she won't need a plane
to get back to Texas.
Ah
There's the smile
I was waiting for.
Mmm.
What is this called?
Pan dulce.
It's Mama's recipe.
I can make it for you
anytime you want.
Well, not too often.
Something this good
has got to be fattening.
Food is like lovemaking.
The better it is,
the more guilty you feel
once you're finished.
Hmm?
OTTO:
Ma'am?
Your lawyers called.
The D.A. has dropped the charges
against Rita.
She is being released today.
Thank God.
I mean
I don't have to testify now.
That was making me nervous.
It's not right.
Just because Isabel
took the blame,
doesn't mean Rita
wasn't in cahoots with her.
Come on.
You still think
she could kill somebody?
The detectives I hired in Texas
have uncovered all sorts of
vile information about Rita.
And yes.
I think Rita is capable
of anything.
So, if she should
come here today
She will.
And you let her in.
Baby?
What are you planning
to do to Rita?
Something delicious,
and I won't feel guilty
once I'm done.
[line ringing]
GRACE:
Hello?
Grace, it's Alma.
I wanted to thank you
for suggesting that I run
for club president.
I've decided
to take your advice and
Well, I'm hoping
I can count on your vote.
Oh, dear.
What's wrong?
Joan is running, too, and
well, she would be so hurt
if I didn't support her.
Well, I'm only running
because you said I should.
I know.
But Joan has had
such a rough year.
How so?
Well, her husband
is always away on business.
And her son is not speaking
to her now.
And she just
had to fire her maid
for stealing.
Oh. Poor Joan.
There's nothing worse
than a maid you can't trust.
[door opens, closes]
Grace, I've got to go.
Bye-bye.
Well.
Hello, stranger.
Good to see you.
Your father and I
have been wondering
why you're ignoring
our phone calls.
I've been wondering
about some things, too.
Like what?
Like why is Mrs. Yost
buried in our garden?
These are copies of the autopsy
for the Castillo guy
and the lady
who confessed to killing him.
-That was his maid, Isabel.
-Right.
So, the millionaire died
with two drugs in his system.
Uh, first an analgesic,
which sedates and reduces pain;
the other was
potassium chloride.
So, I'm thinking that the maid
got him relaxed first,
so he didn't feel any pain.
And then,
she went in for the kill.
And she used the same
combination to kill herself?
No. That's where it gets weird.
She didn't use an analgesic,
just potassium chloride.
[shudders]
That is nasty stuff.
That's a horrible way to die.
-Doesn't make sense, does it?
-No.
Listen, I got to go.
If the coroner finds out
I'm talking to you
Joe, wait.
Where would someone go
to buy these drugs?
Well, any pharmacy could do it.
But you're going to need
to be some kind of doctor
if you want to write
a prescription.
If I may ask,
how did you
happen to find Mrs. Yost?
Rocco was digging.
I walked over and
Wh-What does it matter?
The question is,
how did she get there?
Right. Well
Do you remember the night
I told you not to come home?
That your father and I
needed to talk?
You were upset because Daddy
was seeing another woman.
Yes, I was.
Wait.
Was it Mrs. Yost?
Yes.
Once I found out,
I put a stop to it but
When he told her it was over,
she ran over here
in a drunken rage,
and she tried to kill me.
What?
Yes. Yes.
She, uh, she broke in.
And she ran upstairs,
and threatened me,
with a knife, and I screamed.
And Bertie came up
and he shoved her, hard.
And she fell out the window,
right on top
of my gardening shears.
It was awful.
So, why didn't you
call the police?
Bertie wanted to,
but I panicked.
I was worried
that he'd be arrested.
Please, you can't tell anyone.
Oh, Mom.
Our family's survival
is at stake. Please.
You can't even tell Vern.
Vern is my husband.
He's also a detective,
with friends in law enforcement.
Uh, you'd be
you'd be putting him
in a terrible position.
Okay.
Fine. I won't tell Vern
or anyone.
But just because I'm willing
to keep your secret
doesn't mean I'm not furious.
Yes. Oh.
You got yourself in a very
stupid situation, Mother.
Yes, well
No one ever said
I was brilliant.
[snoring]
-[door slams]
-[gasps]
Oh. Rona.
Right.
Who have we got next?
I believe
[groans]
Mrs. Portman
and her bloody poodle.
She's not coming.
I canceled the rest
of your appointments today.
Why?
I'm sorry, but
if your patients see you
like this,
all drunk and sloppy,
they might not come back.
Yes, you're right. I just
I haven't been myself recently.
I'm so sorry.
You know what you need?
Some food and some good,
strong coffee.
I'm going to need a little
bit more than that.
I'm sorry.
[purring softly]
[doorbell rings]
You changed the locks?
Hello, Rita.
Take a seat.
This is my house.
I offer the seats around here,
and you can't have one.
Now, get out.
Jail hasn't been kind
to your face.
A few weeks behind bars,
and you look five years older.
I'm serious.
If you're not gone in ten
minutes, I'll call the police.
You're a far cry
from that pretty, young thing
that my father met
in that El Paso whorehouse.
What are you talking about?
The letters you wrote to Isabel,
back in Texas,
gave my detectives
a lot of leads to follow.
What a colorful life you've led.
You had me investigated?
Yes.
And I know about your first
marriage, back in Galveston.
Harry Jaworski.
Look familiar?
Hmm. Handsome fellow.
I'm impressed.
He beat me.
Is that why you shot him?
I didn't shoot him.
Isabel did.
Good old Isabel.
Always there to take the blame.
She's dead.
Yes, she is.
But sadly for you, Harry's not.
What?
I know. It's a miracle.
He survived the gunshot.
See?
And you know what else?
He never remarried.
And you never divorced him.
So, Harry is still your husband.
No. No.
Carlo was my husband.
Not legally.
So, the bequests
he made for his wife,
it doesn't apply to you.
You get nothing.
Not the house,
not the furniture.
Nothing.
But thanks for stopping by.
This isn't over.
My lawyer
will have something to say.
Sure.
He'll say,
"Where's my damn money, Rita?"
Catherine, stop it, please.
Scooter?
What are you doing here?
He lives here.
You told him he would someday.
Aren't you glad
I made good on your promise?
[scoffs] You're with Catherine?
The news isn't all bad.
You thought you were a widow,
and you're not.
Otto.
Show Mrs. Jaworski out.
ALMA:
I was so sorry to hear
that Joan fired you.
She always accuses her maids
of stealing.
I think it's because
she loses things
and would rather
hold the help responsible.
Not this time.
I stole, all right.
Straight out of her purse.
Well
With what Joan pays you,
who could blame you.
[chuckles]
So what exactly
is your game here, lady?
You don't know me from Adam.
Why do you care I got fired?
Aren't you delightfully blunt?
I'm running against Joan to be
president of the Garden Club.
And you know how nasty
these campaigns can be.
And you thought 'cause
that snotty bitch fired me,
that I'd dish the dirt.
I have no interest
in smearing Joan publicly.
But our last president
was accused of murder.
We can't afford another scandal.
I'm just so worried
that Joan might have some
nasty skeleton in her closet.
Honestly
She's got a big one.
Miss Snooty is having an affair.
Don't know who the fella is,
but she sees him every Tuesday
and Friday afternoon
at 1:30, on the dot.
Her husband thinks
she's playing bridge,
but, uh, she's
at the Sunset Palace Hotel.
How do you know
the name of the hotel?
Her wallet's not all I found
in her purse.
Well, all right.
Isn't today Friday?
Yeah. She'll be there.
Wonderful.
Would you like another cookie?
Welcome to Tanner Drugs.
My name is Yvonne.
-Can I help you?
-I sure hope so.
I've talked to a dozen
pharmacists today, and not one
of them has been able to give me
the information I'm looking for.
Mr. Tanner's out today,
but I'm his assistant.
What do you need, honey?
You got any record
of a customer purchasing
both potassium chloride
and phenobarbital?
That's an unusual combination.
I wouldn't have to check
our records.
I'd remember
something like that.
Is that a yes or a no?
Honey,
that's confidential information.
Sharing that
with a total stranger
is a bit risky.
I got a picture in my wallet
of an American president.
I could give it to you.
Would that be worth the risk?
If it's a picture of Washington
or Lincoln,
I wouldn't say boo.
But I get real talkative when
Andrew Jackson comes to town.
Okay, Yvonne.
It's showtime.
There's this real big fella,
awful nice.
He's been buying that
combination of drugs for years.
-I need a name.
-Fillcot.
He's a veterinarian.
And once, he brought me roses
from his wife's garden.
Wasn't that sweet?
[chuckles]
I want to tell you
about this guy I met.
He's a detective, like you.
But he's got
one heck of a problem.
Anyone I know?
Let's pretend you don't.
Okay.
So, this guy's got a girl,
and he is crazy about her.
So what's the problem?
He's been investigating
a murder.
And all the evidence
he's uncovered,
well
It's starting to point
to his girl's father.
Hmm. Sounds like your friend
has a decision to make.
-So what would you do?
-If I loved the girl?
I'd forget the evidence
and never look back.
-Really?
-But let's face it,
I've never been a Boy Scout.
There are other detectives,
good men,
who wouldn't be able
to look the other way.
Because
that's how they're wired.
They came out of the womb
wanting to do the right thing.
They believe in justice
and honor.
All that crap.
But wouldn't a good man
do everything he could
to protect his girl?
Maybe she loves him so much
because she knows
he always plays it straight.
Maybe.
And if he's not sure,
he could go talk to her.
But if she asked him
to let a killer go free
would that change
how he feels about her?
You're right.
This guy's got
one heck of a problem.
Hello, Joan.
Rita.
I'd heard you were
back among us.
But, uh, I have a meeting,
so we'll have to catch up later.
Before you leave, I, uh
I have a favor to ask.
Do you still have
that charming little guest room?
You want to stay in my house?
Carlo's daughter
is contesting his will, so
until my lawyers can sort
this thing out, I'm a bit
adrift.
Sorry, Rita,
but I really must go.
Oh, for God's sake,
I'm asking as a friend.
How long have you known me?
I've never known you.
I only knew the woman
you pretended to be.
The grande dame
who pushed us all around,
so we wouldn't know that she
was just a whore who made good.
I see Catherine's
been spreading her poison.
Well, it's classy of you
not to deny it.
Can you at least loan me
a few dollars?
I hate to ask,
but Catherine has
all my bank accounts tied up.
I'm flat broke.
If only you had something
to sell
that men still wanted to buy.
-[engine starts]
-Driver, go.
BARTENDER:
There you go.
You should have seen the look
on that poor woman's face.
The rage and terror in her eyes
when she realized
what was happening to her.
As you know,
I've ended many lives.
It was the first time
I ever felt like a murderer.
But you didn't murder her, Doc.
Your crazy missus did.
Alma was desperate.
The woman she killed
was blackmailing her.
Please.
If she thought it'd get her
into a better club,
she'd have killed
two Girl Scouts and a nun.
[both laughing]
Dad.
It's my daughter.
She mustn't see us together.
She won't.
Rona called,
said you'd been here
all afternoon.
How much have you had to drink?
A little bit too much,
I'm afraid.
[chuckles]
God, I've missed you.
I've missed you, too, Daddy.
And I wanted to talk to you
about Mrs. Yost.
This don't sound good.
What, what about Mrs. Yost?
Mom told me everything.
What?
She had to.
Because I found out Mrs. Yost
is buried in our garden.
Whoa!
Barkeep, we're gonna
need another round!
[knock on door]
[mouthing]
What are you doing here?
-I need my clothes
and some money.
-Aw, geez.
Wait, wait, wait.
I tried to borrow some
from my friends,
but every door in town's
been slammed in my face.
Thanks to Catherine's
vicious gossip.
Oh, is it just gossip?
Or were you
actually a prostitute?
You're a fine one to talk.
I'm a gigolo.
That's different.
Just let me run into
my dressing room.
I'm not scared of Catherine.
If she sees you, her butler's
going to throw you out,
and then he's going to
throw me out for letting you in.
I'll bring you some clothes
later and cash.
When?
Meet me across from
my old building at 9:00.
That's eight hours from now.
I haven't eaten all day.
CATHERINE:
Scooter?
-Where are you?
-Ah
-Here. Just, just go.
-[scoffs]
So
your mother told you
Mrs. Yost and I were lovers?
She also said Mrs. Yost
went berserk
when you ended the affair.
And you pushed her out a window
to keep her from killing Mom.
You got to roll
with this one, Doc.
It's too late to tell her
the truth.
Yes, that's what happened.
I was trying to protect
your mother.
That's good. Keep it simple.
Please stop.
What?
Sorry. Sorry, darling. Not you.
[chuckles]
But we, we have to do something
about the body, Dad.
Mrs. Yost
can't stay buried in our yard
with a fountain for a headstone.
It's better than I got.
Your mother and I
will take care of that.
I'd kill for a fountain.
-It's late. I got to go.
-Oh
I want you to know,
in spite of everything,
I still love you.
And I love you, more than ever.
Could you see to it
my dad gets home okay?
I'm worried about him.
Sure thing.
♪
[brakes squeal]
♪
♪
♪
[phone ringing]
Hello?
VERN:
Mrs. Fillcot, it's Vern.
I need to talk to you
as soon as possible.
About what?
Did Dee speak with you?
Uh, no.
I haven't seen her all day.
But I'm working a case,
and I could use your help.
Well, I don't have time to talk
right now--
I'm late for a party.
This is important.
Maybe we could talk afterwards?
I won't be home till all hours.
Maybe we can chat tomorrow
or next week.
I'll call you.
This can't wait.
[dial tone]
♪
Well, hello, my darling.
Oh. Hey.
What are you doing
with Rita's clothes?
I'm giving them to charity.
Rita is going to end up
on skid row soon.
So, I thought
it might cheer her up
to see some hobos
wearing her gowns.
Geez. You already won.
Why do you always
got to twist the knife?
And why must you always
take her side?
And why did you
come to her room?
I'm
starving.
Yeah, I-I was wondering
if Otto
could get dinner started.
Go on.
I'll finish here.
Uh, actually
I was hoping you could make
your pan dulce for dessert.
But you just had that
for breakfast.
Come on. Please.
You're such a naughty child.
♪
[piano playing]
Alma. [chuckles]
-You're here.
-[giggling]
Tell me, where is
that dear husband of yours?
Busy, busy. Some vet emergency.
I see you brought your husband.
Oh, Ed is such a homebody.
I'm surprised he even came.
Well, he probably just wants
to keep an eye on you.
[giggling]
Oh, there's our hostess.
I should go say hi. Mavis?
What a lovely party.
Absolutely everyone is here.
I know.
And they're all buzzing
about the same thing.
What's that?
Well, if the rumors are true,
Rita Castillo
used to be a whore.
Well, no one thought
that she married Carlo for love.
No, no, no, no.
Not a gold digger,
an actual prostitute.
In Texas,
which somehow makes it worse.
Who told you this?
Carlo's daughter
hired a detective
to look into Rita's past.
Oh, excuse me. New arrival.
Lu, ah!
Have you heard the latest?
It's awful, and I can't wait
to tell you. [giggling]
Thank you.
♪
That seat is taken.
Oh, I won't be long.
[chuckling]
[exhales sharply]
Well
I'm sorry, it's just
I feel as if my entire life
has led up to this moment,
and it's
It's overwhelming.
[giggles]
What are you babbling about?
You are about to make a speech
telling everyone that you plan
to drop out of the race
for presidency
of the Garden Club.
And
that you intend
to endorse my candidacy.
-Hmm.
-Just how drunk are you?
Not drunk.
Happy.
Sublime, even.
You see, I am finally
in control of my own destiny.
I never have been, you know.
Not until this very moment.
Pam is here.
I'm going to say hi.
Oh, we're not done here.
Who do you think
you're talking to?
I think
I'm talking to a patron
of the Sunset Palace Hotel.
Yes.
I know all about you and Grace.
I don't know what you've heard.
I was there.
I saw you.
Please, don't tell anyone.
If this got out
You'd be humiliated, and
your husband would divorce you.
Oh, don't worry.
I won't breathe a word.
Thank you.
So, you'll
make the announcement then?
I-I jus-- I just need to, um
go to the ladies' room first.
Yes, of course.
Go. Have a good cry.
Get it all out.
We can't have you breaking down
in front of people.
[chuckling]
I never thought you
could be so ruthless.
Oh.
Neither did I.
To be honest, I'm
I'm rather impressed
with myself.
[chuckling]
[Alma sighs, chuckles]
We need to talk.
Follow me.
Darling.
Hey.
I just got to run to the store.
But dinner's almost ready.
I'll be back in two shakes.
[door opens]
[door closes]
I can get the car.
We can follow him,
find out who he is meeting.
I know who he's meeting.
[sighs]
Honey.
You home?
I need to talk.
It's real important.
Vern?
♪
[lock clicking]
[quiet chatter, laughter fades]
Well, uh, first
I'm sure we all want to thank
our hostess for a lovely party.
Elegant as always, Mavis.
[chuckling]
WOMAN:
Yes.
JOAN:
Uh, I also need to
drop a little bombshell.
Ladies.
I've decided not to run
for Garden Club president.
-Oh, no.
-[others murmuring]
JOAN:
My personal life has become,
uh, rather complicated.
So, I'm-I'm stepping back.
But I would like to take
this moment
to endorse
Alma Fillcot for the job.
I absolutely think
she has what it takes to
hold a position of power.
-♪
-[applause]
ALMA:
Thank you.
♪
Don't think you should
be driving, Mr. Fillcot.
Let me call you a cab?
It's a lovely night.
I'll walk.
But
It would be lovelier
if I could have a drop
more liquid refreshment
to sample on the way home.
Would you fill me up?
I think you've had enough.
It was worth a shot.
[chuckles]
[brakes squeal]
♪
Hello, Mrs. Fillcot.
We need to talk.
♪
Scooter.
You came.
Did you think
I'd just abandon you?
I wasn't sure.
Everyone else has.
I got you some clothes.
And, uh, some cash.
Whatever I could
lay my hands on.
It's enough to get me by.
At least until I figure out
my next move.
I-I should get back.
Catherine's got me
on a tight leash.
Take care.
Does she make you happy?
Sure.
She's real nice to me.
I wasn't always so nice, was I?
No, baby.
You weren't.
I know you're a good person.
It's just you're
You're pretty complicated.
Did I ever tell you
I grew up poor?
My whole family
was treated like trash.
So, one day I asked God
to make me rich and beautiful.
So people would envy me.
'Cause that's the only time
folks treat you right.
When you got something
they want.
I suppose that's true.
But when I was sitting in jail,
I realized that God gave me
everything I wanted,
just so he can take it all away.
He wanted to teach me a lesson.
What lesson?
No one is truly beautiful
until they learn
to love unselfishly.
And those who receive
such love
are the richest people
of all.
Oh, baby. I
You know, I
I did love you.
I still do.
For what it's worth.
It's worth quite a lot.
[crying]
Well, it is what we had feared.
Shall we go?
I can have his things removed
from the house within the hour.
No.
I must see him.
So what's your next move?
Well, I'm leaving L.A.
I'm not sure where I'll end up.
But I know Rita Castillo
ain't coming with me.
Oh, geez.
I-I know what this looks like.
I-I just came to help a pal
who's down on her luck.
After everything
she's done to me?
I begged for his help.
He took pity on me.
That's all this is.
Maybe we should go somewhere
and sit down.
Uh, just talk this out.
So you can tell me more lies?
No.
I'm sick of lies.
I'm sick of liars.
-SCOOTER: Catherine!
-[Rita gasps]
For God's sake,
what are you doing?
My God.
She's trying to take you
from me, like she did my papa.
That's ridiculous.
Catherine, please don't do this.
[screams]
[Rita screaming]
♪
♪
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Why Women Kill
You will be remembered.
I'm so sick of all your lies!
-[gunshot]
-[groans]
CATHERINE:
"Relax,
"Isabel.
"No one's found
Harry's body yet,
and we're never going back
to Galveston."
I don't know which Harry
from Galveston this is,
but I intend to find out.
Is there a chance
that anyone else
was in this house that night?
I don't know why you're so smug.
That photo proves nothing.
It proves you were there.
You killed Carlo and now,
you'll have to pay me
to keep quiet.
The negative is ours.
We've just paid for it.
What can I say?
Life ain't fair.
Ah!
BERTRAM:
She died in fear.
No sedative.
No tenderness.
GREELEY:
Isabel killed herself
last night.
And she left a note,
a confession.
She says she killed
your husband.
What's wrong, boy?
You bury a bone or something?
-[Rocco barking]
-[gasps]
DEE:
Vern, it's me.
I can't really explain it.
I want to elope.
I just need to get out
of this house.
♪
NARRATOR:
Three weeks had passed
since the murder
of Isabel Duarte.
And her killer was now a member
of the Elysian Park Garden Club.
Alma Fillcot quickly
established herself
as a gracious hostess.
Always willing to shower her
guests with lovely compliments,
and hilarious stories.
But none of her new friends
seemed to notice
the darkness behind her eyes.
It was the look of a woman
who'd gotten everything
she wanted,
only to find
it wasn't enough.
Oh.
I heard Rita is being released
from prison today.
MAVIS:
Really?
-Do you think she'll want
to come back to the club?
-I hope not.
I don't care if her maid
did confess to the murder.
Rita's reputation is in tatters.
I take it you've heard
the rumors
about Rita's affair
with that boy?
JOAN:
Well, obviously.
But still,
don't you think it's time
we had a new president?
Absolutely. We need new blood.
Can anyone toss their hat
in the ring?
Or is it based on seniority?
-Anyone can run.
-ALMA: Oh.
Even our newest member.
No, I wasn't asking for me.
Stop.
Oh, well, why not, Alma?
We need someone smart.
Oh, I hope a few people
run this time
to make it more interesting.
No one ever dared
go up against Rita.
Alma, could you get me my stole?
I have to get ready
for my party tonight.
Of course,
and I made a lovely crumb cake.
I'll bring that out as well.
-[chattering]
-Excuse me.
[chatter continues]
-Alma, may I have a word?
-Of course.
You're not taking Grace
seriously, are you?
About the presidency?
I don't know.
Maybe. Why?
The president of the
Elysian Park Garden Club
needs to be the face
of the organization,
an elegant liaison
to the community.
You don't think I'm elegant?
Look, I know
you're buying nicer clothes,
spending more time on your hair.
But
But you
can't make a silk
purse out of a
Well, I think
you know the saying.
Am I interrupting something?
I was just telling Alma
that I hope she'll vote
for me as president.
And I was telling Joan,
I won't be able to,
since I'm running myself.
So it's a horse race.
What fun. [chuckling]
Well, I will see you both
at my party tonight.
It starts at 8:00.
I suppose I should go, too.
Yes, you should.
NARRATOR:
It was at that moment,
Joan finally saw the madness
in Alma's eyes.
Joan was unnerved
and quickly retreated.
But sadly for Joan,
her fate was already sealed.
♪
NARRATOR:
Three weeks had passed
since Dee Fillcot had eloped
with Vern Loomis
for a City Hall wedding.
But neither of her parents
had been invited
to the brief ceremony.
Her father was desperate
to know why.
Though he had his suspicions.
Hey, Mr. Fillcot.
Uh, sorry, but Dee's already
gone out for the day.
I missed her again, eh?
Well, uh, I brought a few more
things from the house. I
thought she might like
to have them.
Oh, that's,
that's very thoughtful.
Tell her,
if she should have a moment,
I'd love to hear from her.
Sure.
Thank you.
Thanks.
It's only 9:30.
I could already smell
the whiskey on his breath.
Whatever's going on
with you guys,
it is tearing him up inside.
Well, it's tearing me up, too.
Is it me?
Am I the reason we eloped?
They didn't want you
to marry me?
No. They like you very much.
Then why won't you tell me
what's going on?
I can't.
I just can't.
Fine.
But whatever it is,
they're your parents.
You can't just cut them off
without an explanation.
Easy for you to say.
You don't know what they did.
I know we got a baby coming.
What if he or she just stopped
talking to us one day?
How would you feel?
Seriously?
You expect me to wear
this cheap thing?
Hey,
that's my wife's best dress.
Well, loosen the purse strings,
tightwad.
This is ugly as sin.
Eh, she's only my first wife.
I promise to spend more
on the second.
Ugh, this is so depressing.
You know there
are photographers out there.
You're getting out of jail.
You know, that puts most
people in a good mood.
How happy should I be?
I just lost my best friend
in the entire world.
You mean your maid?
Isabel was also my cousin.
A cousin you hired as a maid.
She cleaned your house
for ten years,
murdered the husband
that you couldn't stand,
and then killed herself
to clear your name.
[chuckles] And they say
good help is hard to find.
It was a joke.
Smile.
If they're dropping the charges,
I'm back in Carlo's will, right?
Same as before.
You and the daughter
split the estate.
Not the house.
That's all mine.
Can't wait to kick her out, huh?
Oh, trust me.
I'm going to kick her ass
so hard,
she won't need a plane
to get back to Texas.
Ah
There's the smile
I was waiting for.
Mmm.
What is this called?
Pan dulce.
It's Mama's recipe.
I can make it for you
anytime you want.
Well, not too often.
Something this good
has got to be fattening.
Food is like lovemaking.
The better it is,
the more guilty you feel
once you're finished.
Hmm?
OTTO:
Ma'am?
Your lawyers called.
The D.A. has dropped the charges
against Rita.
She is being released today.
Thank God.
I mean
I don't have to testify now.
That was making me nervous.
It's not right.
Just because Isabel
took the blame,
doesn't mean Rita
wasn't in cahoots with her.
Come on.
You still think
she could kill somebody?
The detectives I hired in Texas
have uncovered all sorts of
vile information about Rita.
And yes.
I think Rita is capable
of anything.
So, if she should
come here today
She will.
And you let her in.
Baby?
What are you planning
to do to Rita?
Something delicious,
and I won't feel guilty
once I'm done.
[line ringing]
GRACE:
Hello?
Grace, it's Alma.
I wanted to thank you
for suggesting that I run
for club president.
I've decided
to take your advice and
Well, I'm hoping
I can count on your vote.
Oh, dear.
What's wrong?
Joan is running, too, and
well, she would be so hurt
if I didn't support her.
Well, I'm only running
because you said I should.
I know.
But Joan has had
such a rough year.
How so?
Well, her husband
is always away on business.
And her son is not speaking
to her now.
And she just
had to fire her maid
for stealing.
Oh. Poor Joan.
There's nothing worse
than a maid you can't trust.
[door opens, closes]
Grace, I've got to go.
Bye-bye.
Well.
Hello, stranger.
Good to see you.
Your father and I
have been wondering
why you're ignoring
our phone calls.
I've been wondering
about some things, too.
Like what?
Like why is Mrs. Yost
buried in our garden?
These are copies of the autopsy
for the Castillo guy
and the lady
who confessed to killing him.
-That was his maid, Isabel.
-Right.
So, the millionaire died
with two drugs in his system.
Uh, first an analgesic,
which sedates and reduces pain;
the other was
potassium chloride.
So, I'm thinking that the maid
got him relaxed first,
so he didn't feel any pain.
And then,
she went in for the kill.
And she used the same
combination to kill herself?
No. That's where it gets weird.
She didn't use an analgesic,
just potassium chloride.
[shudders]
That is nasty stuff.
That's a horrible way to die.
-Doesn't make sense, does it?
-No.
Listen, I got to go.
If the coroner finds out
I'm talking to you
Joe, wait.
Where would someone go
to buy these drugs?
Well, any pharmacy could do it.
But you're going to need
to be some kind of doctor
if you want to write
a prescription.
If I may ask,
how did you
happen to find Mrs. Yost?
Rocco was digging.
I walked over and
Wh-What does it matter?
The question is,
how did she get there?
Right. Well
Do you remember the night
I told you not to come home?
That your father and I
needed to talk?
You were upset because Daddy
was seeing another woman.
Yes, I was.
Wait.
Was it Mrs. Yost?
Yes.
Once I found out,
I put a stop to it but
When he told her it was over,
she ran over here
in a drunken rage,
and she tried to kill me.
What?
Yes. Yes.
She, uh, she broke in.
And she ran upstairs,
and threatened me,
with a knife, and I screamed.
And Bertie came up
and he shoved her, hard.
And she fell out the window,
right on top
of my gardening shears.
It was awful.
So, why didn't you
call the police?
Bertie wanted to,
but I panicked.
I was worried
that he'd be arrested.
Please, you can't tell anyone.
Oh, Mom.
Our family's survival
is at stake. Please.
You can't even tell Vern.
Vern is my husband.
He's also a detective,
with friends in law enforcement.
Uh, you'd be
you'd be putting him
in a terrible position.
Okay.
Fine. I won't tell Vern
or anyone.
But just because I'm willing
to keep your secret
doesn't mean I'm not furious.
Yes. Oh.
You got yourself in a very
stupid situation, Mother.
Yes, well
No one ever said
I was brilliant.
[snoring]
-[door slams]
-[gasps]
Oh. Rona.
Right.
Who have we got next?
I believe
[groans]
Mrs. Portman
and her bloody poodle.
She's not coming.
I canceled the rest
of your appointments today.
Why?
I'm sorry, but
if your patients see you
like this,
all drunk and sloppy,
they might not come back.
Yes, you're right. I just
I haven't been myself recently.
I'm so sorry.
You know what you need?
Some food and some good,
strong coffee.
I'm going to need a little
bit more than that.
I'm sorry.
[purring softly]
[doorbell rings]
You changed the locks?
Hello, Rita.
Take a seat.
This is my house.
I offer the seats around here,
and you can't have one.
Now, get out.
Jail hasn't been kind
to your face.
A few weeks behind bars,
and you look five years older.
I'm serious.
If you're not gone in ten
minutes, I'll call the police.
You're a far cry
from that pretty, young thing
that my father met
in that El Paso whorehouse.
What are you talking about?
The letters you wrote to Isabel,
back in Texas,
gave my detectives
a lot of leads to follow.
What a colorful life you've led.
You had me investigated?
Yes.
And I know about your first
marriage, back in Galveston.
Harry Jaworski.
Look familiar?
Hmm. Handsome fellow.
I'm impressed.
He beat me.
Is that why you shot him?
I didn't shoot him.
Isabel did.
Good old Isabel.
Always there to take the blame.
She's dead.
Yes, she is.
But sadly for you, Harry's not.
What?
I know. It's a miracle.
He survived the gunshot.
See?
And you know what else?
He never remarried.
And you never divorced him.
So, Harry is still your husband.
No. No.
Carlo was my husband.
Not legally.
So, the bequests
he made for his wife,
it doesn't apply to you.
You get nothing.
Not the house,
not the furniture.
Nothing.
But thanks for stopping by.
This isn't over.
My lawyer
will have something to say.
Sure.
He'll say,
"Where's my damn money, Rita?"
Catherine, stop it, please.
Scooter?
What are you doing here?
He lives here.
You told him he would someday.
Aren't you glad
I made good on your promise?
[scoffs] You're with Catherine?
The news isn't all bad.
You thought you were a widow,
and you're not.
Otto.
Show Mrs. Jaworski out.
ALMA:
I was so sorry to hear
that Joan fired you.
She always accuses her maids
of stealing.
I think it's because
she loses things
and would rather
hold the help responsible.
Not this time.
I stole, all right.
Straight out of her purse.
Well
With what Joan pays you,
who could blame you.
[chuckles]
So what exactly
is your game here, lady?
You don't know me from Adam.
Why do you care I got fired?
Aren't you delightfully blunt?
I'm running against Joan to be
president of the Garden Club.
And you know how nasty
these campaigns can be.
And you thought 'cause
that snotty bitch fired me,
that I'd dish the dirt.
I have no interest
in smearing Joan publicly.
But our last president
was accused of murder.
We can't afford another scandal.
I'm just so worried
that Joan might have some
nasty skeleton in her closet.
Honestly
She's got a big one.
Miss Snooty is having an affair.
Don't know who the fella is,
but she sees him every Tuesday
and Friday afternoon
at 1:30, on the dot.
Her husband thinks
she's playing bridge,
but, uh, she's
at the Sunset Palace Hotel.
How do you know
the name of the hotel?
Her wallet's not all I found
in her purse.
Well, all right.
Isn't today Friday?
Yeah. She'll be there.
Wonderful.
Would you like another cookie?
Welcome to Tanner Drugs.
My name is Yvonne.
-Can I help you?
-I sure hope so.
I've talked to a dozen
pharmacists today, and not one
of them has been able to give me
the information I'm looking for.
Mr. Tanner's out today,
but I'm his assistant.
What do you need, honey?
You got any record
of a customer purchasing
both potassium chloride
and phenobarbital?
That's an unusual combination.
I wouldn't have to check
our records.
I'd remember
something like that.
Is that a yes or a no?
Honey,
that's confidential information.
Sharing that
with a total stranger
is a bit risky.
I got a picture in my wallet
of an American president.
I could give it to you.
Would that be worth the risk?
If it's a picture of Washington
or Lincoln,
I wouldn't say boo.
But I get real talkative when
Andrew Jackson comes to town.
Okay, Yvonne.
It's showtime.
There's this real big fella,
awful nice.
He's been buying that
combination of drugs for years.
-I need a name.
-Fillcot.
He's a veterinarian.
And once, he brought me roses
from his wife's garden.
Wasn't that sweet?
[chuckles]
I want to tell you
about this guy I met.
He's a detective, like you.
But he's got
one heck of a problem.
Anyone I know?
Let's pretend you don't.
Okay.
So, this guy's got a girl,
and he is crazy about her.
So what's the problem?
He's been investigating
a murder.
And all the evidence
he's uncovered,
well
It's starting to point
to his girl's father.
Hmm. Sounds like your friend
has a decision to make.
-So what would you do?
-If I loved the girl?
I'd forget the evidence
and never look back.
-Really?
-But let's face it,
I've never been a Boy Scout.
There are other detectives,
good men,
who wouldn't be able
to look the other way.
Because
that's how they're wired.
They came out of the womb
wanting to do the right thing.
They believe in justice
and honor.
All that crap.
But wouldn't a good man
do everything he could
to protect his girl?
Maybe she loves him so much
because she knows
he always plays it straight.
Maybe.
And if he's not sure,
he could go talk to her.
But if she asked him
to let a killer go free
would that change
how he feels about her?
You're right.
This guy's got
one heck of a problem.
Hello, Joan.
Rita.
I'd heard you were
back among us.
But, uh, I have a meeting,
so we'll have to catch up later.
Before you leave, I, uh
I have a favor to ask.
Do you still have
that charming little guest room?
You want to stay in my house?
Carlo's daughter
is contesting his will, so
until my lawyers can sort
this thing out, I'm a bit
adrift.
Sorry, Rita,
but I really must go.
Oh, for God's sake,
I'm asking as a friend.
How long have you known me?
I've never known you.
I only knew the woman
you pretended to be.
The grande dame
who pushed us all around,
so we wouldn't know that she
was just a whore who made good.
I see Catherine's
been spreading her poison.
Well, it's classy of you
not to deny it.
Can you at least loan me
a few dollars?
I hate to ask,
but Catherine has
all my bank accounts tied up.
I'm flat broke.
If only you had something
to sell
that men still wanted to buy.
-[engine starts]
-Driver, go.
BARTENDER:
There you go.
You should have seen the look
on that poor woman's face.
The rage and terror in her eyes
when she realized
what was happening to her.
As you know,
I've ended many lives.
It was the first time
I ever felt like a murderer.
But you didn't murder her, Doc.
Your crazy missus did.
Alma was desperate.
The woman she killed
was blackmailing her.
Please.
If she thought it'd get her
into a better club,
she'd have killed
two Girl Scouts and a nun.
[both laughing]
Dad.
It's my daughter.
She mustn't see us together.
She won't.
Rona called,
said you'd been here
all afternoon.
How much have you had to drink?
A little bit too much,
I'm afraid.
[chuckles]
God, I've missed you.
I've missed you, too, Daddy.
And I wanted to talk to you
about Mrs. Yost.
This don't sound good.
What, what about Mrs. Yost?
Mom told me everything.
What?
She had to.
Because I found out Mrs. Yost
is buried in our garden.
Whoa!
Barkeep, we're gonna
need another round!
[knock on door]
[mouthing]
What are you doing here?
-I need my clothes
and some money.
-Aw, geez.
Wait, wait, wait.
I tried to borrow some
from my friends,
but every door in town's
been slammed in my face.
Thanks to Catherine's
vicious gossip.
Oh, is it just gossip?
Or were you
actually a prostitute?
You're a fine one to talk.
I'm a gigolo.
That's different.
Just let me run into
my dressing room.
I'm not scared of Catherine.
If she sees you, her butler's
going to throw you out,
and then he's going to
throw me out for letting you in.
I'll bring you some clothes
later and cash.
When?
Meet me across from
my old building at 9:00.
That's eight hours from now.
I haven't eaten all day.
CATHERINE:
Scooter?
-Where are you?
-Ah
-Here. Just, just go.
-[scoffs]
So
your mother told you
Mrs. Yost and I were lovers?
She also said Mrs. Yost
went berserk
when you ended the affair.
And you pushed her out a window
to keep her from killing Mom.
You got to roll
with this one, Doc.
It's too late to tell her
the truth.
Yes, that's what happened.
I was trying to protect
your mother.
That's good. Keep it simple.
Please stop.
What?
Sorry. Sorry, darling. Not you.
[chuckles]
But we, we have to do something
about the body, Dad.
Mrs. Yost
can't stay buried in our yard
with a fountain for a headstone.
It's better than I got.
Your mother and I
will take care of that.
I'd kill for a fountain.
-It's late. I got to go.
-Oh
I want you to know,
in spite of everything,
I still love you.
And I love you, more than ever.
Could you see to it
my dad gets home okay?
I'm worried about him.
Sure thing.
♪
[brakes squeal]
♪
♪
♪
[phone ringing]
Hello?
VERN:
Mrs. Fillcot, it's Vern.
I need to talk to you
as soon as possible.
About what?
Did Dee speak with you?
Uh, no.
I haven't seen her all day.
But I'm working a case,
and I could use your help.
Well, I don't have time to talk
right now--
I'm late for a party.
This is important.
Maybe we could talk afterwards?
I won't be home till all hours.
Maybe we can chat tomorrow
or next week.
I'll call you.
This can't wait.
[dial tone]
♪
Well, hello, my darling.
Oh. Hey.
What are you doing
with Rita's clothes?
I'm giving them to charity.
Rita is going to end up
on skid row soon.
So, I thought
it might cheer her up
to see some hobos
wearing her gowns.
Geez. You already won.
Why do you always
got to twist the knife?
And why must you always
take her side?
And why did you
come to her room?
I'm
starving.
Yeah, I-I was wondering
if Otto
could get dinner started.
Go on.
I'll finish here.
Uh, actually
I was hoping you could make
your pan dulce for dessert.
But you just had that
for breakfast.
Come on. Please.
You're such a naughty child.
♪
[piano playing]
Alma. [chuckles]
-You're here.
-[giggling]
Tell me, where is
that dear husband of yours?
Busy, busy. Some vet emergency.
I see you brought your husband.
Oh, Ed is such a homebody.
I'm surprised he even came.
Well, he probably just wants
to keep an eye on you.
[giggling]
Oh, there's our hostess.
I should go say hi. Mavis?
What a lovely party.
Absolutely everyone is here.
I know.
And they're all buzzing
about the same thing.
What's that?
Well, if the rumors are true,
Rita Castillo
used to be a whore.
Well, no one thought
that she married Carlo for love.
No, no, no, no.
Not a gold digger,
an actual prostitute.
In Texas,
which somehow makes it worse.
Who told you this?
Carlo's daughter
hired a detective
to look into Rita's past.
Oh, excuse me. New arrival.
Lu, ah!
Have you heard the latest?
It's awful, and I can't wait
to tell you. [giggling]
Thank you.
♪
That seat is taken.
Oh, I won't be long.
[chuckling]
[exhales sharply]
Well
I'm sorry, it's just
I feel as if my entire life
has led up to this moment,
and it's
It's overwhelming.
[giggles]
What are you babbling about?
You are about to make a speech
telling everyone that you plan
to drop out of the race
for presidency
of the Garden Club.
And
that you intend
to endorse my candidacy.
-Hmm.
-Just how drunk are you?
Not drunk.
Happy.
Sublime, even.
You see, I am finally
in control of my own destiny.
I never have been, you know.
Not until this very moment.
Pam is here.
I'm going to say hi.
Oh, we're not done here.
Who do you think
you're talking to?
I think
I'm talking to a patron
of the Sunset Palace Hotel.
Yes.
I know all about you and Grace.
I don't know what you've heard.
I was there.
I saw you.
Please, don't tell anyone.
If this got out
You'd be humiliated, and
your husband would divorce you.
Oh, don't worry.
I won't breathe a word.
Thank you.
So, you'll
make the announcement then?
I-I jus-- I just need to, um
go to the ladies' room first.
Yes, of course.
Go. Have a good cry.
Get it all out.
We can't have you breaking down
in front of people.
[chuckling]
I never thought you
could be so ruthless.
Oh.
Neither did I.
To be honest, I'm
I'm rather impressed
with myself.
[chuckling]
[Alma sighs, chuckles]
We need to talk.
Follow me.
Darling.
Hey.
I just got to run to the store.
But dinner's almost ready.
I'll be back in two shakes.
[door opens]
[door closes]
I can get the car.
We can follow him,
find out who he is meeting.
I know who he's meeting.
[sighs]
Honey.
You home?
I need to talk.
It's real important.
Vern?
♪
[lock clicking]
[quiet chatter, laughter fades]
Well, uh, first
I'm sure we all want to thank
our hostess for a lovely party.
Elegant as always, Mavis.
[chuckling]
WOMAN:
Yes.
JOAN:
Uh, I also need to
drop a little bombshell.
Ladies.
I've decided not to run
for Garden Club president.
-Oh, no.
-[others murmuring]
JOAN:
My personal life has become,
uh, rather complicated.
So, I'm-I'm stepping back.
But I would like to take
this moment
to endorse
Alma Fillcot for the job.
I absolutely think
she has what it takes to
hold a position of power.
-♪
-[applause]
ALMA:
Thank you.
♪
Don't think you should
be driving, Mr. Fillcot.
Let me call you a cab?
It's a lovely night.
I'll walk.
But
It would be lovelier
if I could have a drop
more liquid refreshment
to sample on the way home.
Would you fill me up?
I think you've had enough.
It was worth a shot.
[chuckles]
[brakes squeal]
♪
Hello, Mrs. Fillcot.
We need to talk.
♪
Scooter.
You came.
Did you think
I'd just abandon you?
I wasn't sure.
Everyone else has.
I got you some clothes.
And, uh, some cash.
Whatever I could
lay my hands on.
It's enough to get me by.
At least until I figure out
my next move.
I-I should get back.
Catherine's got me
on a tight leash.
Take care.
Does she make you happy?
Sure.
She's real nice to me.
I wasn't always so nice, was I?
No, baby.
You weren't.
I know you're a good person.
It's just you're
You're pretty complicated.
Did I ever tell you
I grew up poor?
My whole family
was treated like trash.
So, one day I asked God
to make me rich and beautiful.
So people would envy me.
'Cause that's the only time
folks treat you right.
When you got something
they want.
I suppose that's true.
But when I was sitting in jail,
I realized that God gave me
everything I wanted,
just so he can take it all away.
He wanted to teach me a lesson.
What lesson?
No one is truly beautiful
until they learn
to love unselfishly.
And those who receive
such love
are the richest people
of all.
Oh, baby. I
You know, I
I did love you.
I still do.
For what it's worth.
It's worth quite a lot.
[crying]
Well, it is what we had feared.
Shall we go?
I can have his things removed
from the house within the hour.
No.
I must see him.
So what's your next move?
Well, I'm leaving L.A.
I'm not sure where I'll end up.
But I know Rita Castillo
ain't coming with me.
Oh, geez.
I-I know what this looks like.
I-I just came to help a pal
who's down on her luck.
After everything
she's done to me?
I begged for his help.
He took pity on me.
That's all this is.
Maybe we should go somewhere
and sit down.
Uh, just talk this out.
So you can tell me more lies?
No.
I'm sick of lies.
I'm sick of liars.
-SCOOTER: Catherine!
-[Rita gasps]
For God's sake,
what are you doing?
My God.
She's trying to take you
from me, like she did my papa.
That's ridiculous.
Catherine, please don't do this.
[screams]
[Rita screaming]
♪
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