Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake (2023) s02e10 Episode Script
The Bear and the Rose
1
[snapping]
Oh, dear.
[gasps]
Everybody out of the pool.
[both] Thank you, Finn.
No prob, Ro-Bob.
How are you feeling now, Mom?
Loads better.
You're such a dear to pop over
and deal with the Burger-mites.
Don't you agree?
Yes. He battles so handsomely.
Anything to protect
your data, Mom.
Hmm.
I've set you up with a date
for Princess Bubblegum's
Biennial Bubblegum
Gumbo Gumboree.
And she's human, this time.
Definitely not
Minervabot in a wig.
I told you, I've already
got a girlfriend.
Kind of.
Of course. Huntress.
I've heard so much
about this young lady,
but I've never met her.
She's just not very social.
I see.
And she lives in different
worlds sometimes,
like higher planes
of consciousness.
And she doesn't have a phone.
I just don't want you to waste
the good years of your life.
You deserve someone
who wants to go out dancing
and eat stew with you now.
I want you to be happy.
You know, I can't even remember
what gumbo tastes like.
It's okay, Mom.
[water splashing]
Fight me
for this land, Warrior!
-[ululating]
-Uh, time out--
[opening theme music playing]
[low grunting]
[Minerva] My poor boy.
Finn is one of a kind.
He should be preserved
at all costs.
If only I had a copy
of his living will.
But I kept burning them.
[Minervabots] We located
the techno-coffin.
[gasps]
This way,
Finn will lives forever,
like me and Marcy.
Nothing wrong with that.
I don't know.
Either we succeed and preserve
some version of Finn,
or we fail and put him
out of his misery.
Isn't that better than nothing?
Yes.
All right.
Test one.
[loud thud]
Seems good, yeah.
[all groaning]
Send out word!
This is Finn the human's
last day!
-Dang.
-Yeah, this is crazy.
[yelps]
After all that work we did.
It's just evil.
What kind of a low down varmint
could commit such a cruel act?
Queenie.
It had to be her.
We can't prove it, though.
We'll get proof.
Uh it wasn't Queenie.
Fionna, Where have you been?
I wrecked the place.
I didn't mean to.
I was just so angry, and I
but I'll do anything
to make things okay.
Please.
I
You gotta try harder, dummy.
[Hunter] You could be
way more angry.
When I saw them kissing,
it's like my mind went blank.
[sighs] Fionna obviously
still wants him.
I don't think Fionna knows
what she wants.
And Phelix
he shouldn't have
hurt you like that.
No.
But, I'm not sure if that's
what really upset me.
I really thought Fionna and I
could have been
friends.
But she just wanted him back.
I don't know.
Some things might not be
so black and white.
Hmm.
Where's Gary and Marshall at?
[Hunter] Let's check
the trailer.
-[Fennel gasps] What?
-[Hunter] Oh, my God!
[Witch Wizard laughing]
Give up, twig-ass.
[in sing-song voice]
You're trapped!
[in normal voice]
We'll stay here and suckle on
the green magic teat
growing ripe with powe--
I already know another way
to get out of here.
[creaking]
-[gasps]
-[yelps]
New blood left itself
wide open.
[both laughing]
You won't last long.
This isn't right.
Nope.
Hmm.
[boy] Mom?
You came back!
Crap.
-[toy squeaking]
-Huh?
[gasping]
[grunts]
I'm in Ooo!
[crowd cheering]
[Princess Bubblegum] Rejoice,
Candy citizens.
The champion of Slime Kingdom
approaches.
-[champion] What time is it?
-[gasps]
Just a sec.
Slime time!
The slime is the best part,
baby.
[yelps]
-[gasps]
-[laughing]
Staying here with me,
after all?
None of them landed in Ooo.
[laughing]
[all mummering, mourning]
We're doing the right thing.
There's only
a slight possibility
that if the upload fails,
his soul will be trapped
forever in limbo.
That's cool.
For the record,
I'm firmly against this.
Is this preserving him
or insulting him?
Insulting life itself?
No offense.
Announcement.
Announcement. Announcement.
This sad day
would not be complete
without Finn's
closest family member
[all gasp]
Creator, your favorite son
is here.
Please eat something.
Oh, my God!
Is that Dutch apple?
[all cringe]
Everyone, look here.
Once Finn is uploaded,
his mind will inhabit
this brand new
indestructible robot bod.
-Sick.
-[snaps]
[yelps, crying]
[grunts] Stupid.
The heart was a conduit.
[grunts]
But with my original
body destroyed,
I have no connection
to Ooo anymore.
You can tap into the heart.
But I hate you.
You need to connect
through the Undergrowth.
[scoffs] There's no point.
You killed the heart.
Can you feel its presence?
Even a little?
I told you, there's
Wait, there's something.
Stay with it.
[heart beating]
It's
-it's a
-Show me.
Please.
Don't be weepy
Sleepy puppies ♪
Slip your slippers
On your footies ♪
In the morning
You'll get goodies ♪
Puppy hats
And puppy hoodies ♪
No stripes of polka dots ♪
Heather gray
And feather soft ♪
Baby pink or baby blue ♪
-All the draw-- ♪
-Something's wrong!
-Get him out!
-[machine whirring]
[both grunting]
[loud bang]
[yelps]
[all gasp in awe]
Finn!
Oh, no.
Come on, come on.
I need more life.
Take mine!
No.
[exhales deeply]
[straining]
I told you guys.
[straining]
Come on!
[straining]
We're finally gonna be
a family again.
[straining]
Oh.
[breathes deeply]
-[laughs]
-[all rejoicing]
Oh, Glob!
I almost crushed him!
-Hey, hey, hey.
-[sobbing]
I think you need a break.
Finn?
Yeah, that soul is gone.
The upload was interrupted.
His consciousness
isn't in the cloud!
[exhales deeply]
All right, you win.
"Breath work"
is pretty good.
Especially when
you have six lungs.
[Cake] Ooh, don't give them
away for free, baby.
[both laughing]
[sighs]
No portal jumping, no drama,
no trying to be
something I'm not.
I can just be.
You know, you're welcome to
stay here as long as you want.
There's room for two
in this pizza box.
Really?
-Any toppings I want?
-[Huntress] Cake!
I need you to get
a message to Fionna.
Mmm.
I'm sorry,
but my girls need me.
It's not all or nothing, Cake.
Hold my spot.
Fennel said
she needed time to think.
That seems bad.
We really hurt her.
Yeah.
I've been pursuing you
for the wrong reasons.
Like I wanted
to prove something
or force a happy ending.
But I don't think
we're good for each other.
You sure?
I hate that I want you so much.
Good luck, Phelix.
I like the grass cape.
Makes you look like a Samurai.
[Cake] Fionna!
Cake. What's wrong?
Finn needs you!
What do I do?
Uh
She said to get up in this dome
and look for clues.
Okay.
Finn.
[grunts]
I listen to my hero heart.
Who are you? [echoes]
[thud]
[both groaning]
[stuttering] Milady, to be
smashed by such a beauty
an honor for Bellamy Bug.
Sorry, I'm still new at this.
This isn't Finn's mind.
Gracious, no.
This is Finn's
imagination land.
Still the daintiest part
of that indelicate old brute.
Can you help me
find his mind room?
I'd be delighted. Up, up, up.
Close your eyes.
Imagine you're walking
straight ahead.
Imagine you're running.
Imagine you're
paddling a canoe.
And now imagine
you're in Finn's mind room.
Farewell.
[static]
[paper rustling]
Finn?
Finn?
[screaming]
Ollie ollie oxen free!
Found you.
You want to be alone?
No.
You You were the gut voice.
There's a lot of people
waiting for you up there.
Then, why do I feel so
dump trucks?
No one loves me like Jake.
Huntress loves you.
She said that?
Not with like, words.
[sighs] She's such an idiot.
[Finn] She's a wise wizard.
I'm a dumb baby man.
[scoffs] The only dumb
baby man here is me.
And I've seen Huntress
fight like hell to save you.
I know she's as expressive
as a tree stump,
but underneath, she's as scared
of messing up as anyone.
Are you scared?
Yeah, but mostly I think
I need to chill my beans.
Huntress made me realize
I don't have to fix things.
I just have to actually listen
to my friends,
to communicate better.
And when it matters,
show them I care.
Huntress helped you
communicate?
I learned from her
awful example.
[chuckles] Yeah.
Finn?
Hi, babe.
Did you do something
with your hair?
-[all rejoicing]
-My babies.
Let's go!
Yippie!
[crying]
-[all rejoicing]
-[gasps]
M-Cron?
Hey, I'm sorry
I ran off after we kissed.
Your breath?
Oh, no,
you tasted like oats, baby.
That's fine.
It's just that I
[sighs]
I still really like you, but
but it didn't
feel right for me.
Also, I'm not a babe.
Maybe not even a cat.
I'm this.
"You're magic."
"Friends?"
Aww! Friends.
You're awesome.
[wind blowing]
[Gary] We'll hit
the rest tomorrow.
[sniffs] Hot dogs?
[plates rattling]
Fionna?
I climbed through the window.
I made you dinner.
Oh, Fionna
[sighs] I can see
you're trying to make amends.
It's just not enough.
Oh. I understand.
[Gary] But,
no one has made food for me
in a long time.
Yeah, I can't cook.
[muffled gasp]
Wow, That's really bad.
-[whimpers]
-We'll bake together next time.
-Okay?
-Next time?
[sniffles] Bubba, I'm so sorry.
To both of you.
I've been such a butt guy.
I should have listened to you
about your mom, Marshall.
I didn't know how deep it went.
We're all a bit messed up, Fi,
but we don't have to fly solo.
Yeah, I wish I'd gotten
to hear your new songs, though.
Well, actually, I've recorded
a demo, if you're interested.
Yes!
You play!
[melodic guitar playing]
[Huntress] Natchy magic
need not require exploitation,
if you can shut your
brain up enough to tap it.
[humming]
[scoffs] Why do wizards need
gardening tips?
This is good stuff.
Come graduation,
I got a kingdom to feed.
Yo! Look at that beef slab.
Huntress really juiced him up.
Seriously.
Finished, Papi.
Hup! Ax mod.
-It came to me in a dream.
-[laughing]
Beautiful.
Why is he here?
He's gonna blab
all our gnostic secrets.
The heart belongs to all of us.
With these, we can suck
someone's life juices
or practice empathy.
The straight line
teaches the curve to bend.
Yah!
[Gary] And remember,
don't overmix your dough.
Why? Your cookies
will come out too hard.
And the perfect
pastry menschen
is supposed to be
soft and chewy.
[melodic music playing]
Hey, Mr. Marshall.
-Yeah?
-Your music,
it makes me feel real good.
Well, come jam with me.
Hell, no, man!
[laughing]
[timer sounds]
-[kid] How does he do that?
-[kid 2] So cool!
Can I try?
Press this button.
-[farting sounds]
-[laughter]
Do you think Fionna would take
a fencing class with me?
It would be so fun to spar.
She'd be good at it.
Hey, Fionna.
We were just talking about you.
[sighs in relief]
[grunts]
You know, you could
invest in this place.
Make something lasting?
Be part of the community?
[scoffs] You're off your nut,
Campbell.
Hmm?
"Go beyond
the end of the peach."
Yah!
[coughing]
Oh, my life.
[Cake laughing playfully]
Come on, chicky,
move those buns, baby!
[Hunter] I'm coming.
I'm coming.
[guitar music playing]
All my life
Is a drunken knife fight ♪
Waking up in jail ♪
Kicking dogs, slapping moms ♪
I know I'm going to hell ♪
I ride at night ♪
He rides at night ♪
And I'm going straight
To hell ♪
You better watch your back
'Cause I'll cut your neck ♪
Drink whiskey
With your blood ♪
And break your hands
And shoot your cousin ♪
Thank you. [gasps]
Nice song, kiddo.
Got a minute?
[snapping]
Oh, dear.
[gasps]
Everybody out of the pool.
[both] Thank you, Finn.
No prob, Ro-Bob.
How are you feeling now, Mom?
Loads better.
You're such a dear to pop over
and deal with the Burger-mites.
Don't you agree?
Yes. He battles so handsomely.
Anything to protect
your data, Mom.
Hmm.
I've set you up with a date
for Princess Bubblegum's
Biennial Bubblegum
Gumbo Gumboree.
And she's human, this time.
Definitely not
Minervabot in a wig.
I told you, I've already
got a girlfriend.
Kind of.
Of course. Huntress.
I've heard so much
about this young lady,
but I've never met her.
She's just not very social.
I see.
And she lives in different
worlds sometimes,
like higher planes
of consciousness.
And she doesn't have a phone.
I just don't want you to waste
the good years of your life.
You deserve someone
who wants to go out dancing
and eat stew with you now.
I want you to be happy.
You know, I can't even remember
what gumbo tastes like.
It's okay, Mom.
[water splashing]
Fight me
for this land, Warrior!
-[ululating]
-Uh, time out--
[opening theme music playing]
[low grunting]
[Minerva] My poor boy.
Finn is one of a kind.
He should be preserved
at all costs.
If only I had a copy
of his living will.
But I kept burning them.
[Minervabots] We located
the techno-coffin.
[gasps]
This way,
Finn will lives forever,
like me and Marcy.
Nothing wrong with that.
I don't know.
Either we succeed and preserve
some version of Finn,
or we fail and put him
out of his misery.
Isn't that better than nothing?
Yes.
All right.
Test one.
[loud thud]
Seems good, yeah.
[all groaning]
Send out word!
This is Finn the human's
last day!
-Dang.
-Yeah, this is crazy.
[yelps]
After all that work we did.
It's just evil.
What kind of a low down varmint
could commit such a cruel act?
Queenie.
It had to be her.
We can't prove it, though.
We'll get proof.
Uh it wasn't Queenie.
Fionna, Where have you been?
I wrecked the place.
I didn't mean to.
I was just so angry, and I
but I'll do anything
to make things okay.
Please.
I
You gotta try harder, dummy.
[Hunter] You could be
way more angry.
When I saw them kissing,
it's like my mind went blank.
[sighs] Fionna obviously
still wants him.
I don't think Fionna knows
what she wants.
And Phelix
he shouldn't have
hurt you like that.
No.
But, I'm not sure if that's
what really upset me.
I really thought Fionna and I
could have been
friends.
But she just wanted him back.
I don't know.
Some things might not be
so black and white.
Hmm.
Where's Gary and Marshall at?
[Hunter] Let's check
the trailer.
-[Fennel gasps] What?
-[Hunter] Oh, my God!
[Witch Wizard laughing]
Give up, twig-ass.
[in sing-song voice]
You're trapped!
[in normal voice]
We'll stay here and suckle on
the green magic teat
growing ripe with powe--
I already know another way
to get out of here.
[creaking]
-[gasps]
-[yelps]
New blood left itself
wide open.
[both laughing]
You won't last long.
This isn't right.
Nope.
Hmm.
[boy] Mom?
You came back!
Crap.
-[toy squeaking]
-Huh?
[gasping]
[grunts]
I'm in Ooo!
[crowd cheering]
[Princess Bubblegum] Rejoice,
Candy citizens.
The champion of Slime Kingdom
approaches.
-[champion] What time is it?
-[gasps]
Just a sec.
Slime time!
The slime is the best part,
baby.
[yelps]
-[gasps]
-[laughing]
Staying here with me,
after all?
None of them landed in Ooo.
[laughing]
[all mummering, mourning]
We're doing the right thing.
There's only
a slight possibility
that if the upload fails,
his soul will be trapped
forever in limbo.
That's cool.
For the record,
I'm firmly against this.
Is this preserving him
or insulting him?
Insulting life itself?
No offense.
Announcement.
Announcement. Announcement.
This sad day
would not be complete
without Finn's
closest family member
[all gasp]
Creator, your favorite son
is here.
Please eat something.
Oh, my God!
Is that Dutch apple?
[all cringe]
Everyone, look here.
Once Finn is uploaded,
his mind will inhabit
this brand new
indestructible robot bod.
-Sick.
-[snaps]
[yelps, crying]
[grunts] Stupid.
The heart was a conduit.
[grunts]
But with my original
body destroyed,
I have no connection
to Ooo anymore.
You can tap into the heart.
But I hate you.
You need to connect
through the Undergrowth.
[scoffs] There's no point.
You killed the heart.
Can you feel its presence?
Even a little?
I told you, there's
Wait, there's something.
Stay with it.
[heart beating]
It's
-it's a
-Show me.
Please.
Don't be weepy
Sleepy puppies ♪
Slip your slippers
On your footies ♪
In the morning
You'll get goodies ♪
Puppy hats
And puppy hoodies ♪
No stripes of polka dots ♪
Heather gray
And feather soft ♪
Baby pink or baby blue ♪
-All the draw-- ♪
-Something's wrong!
-Get him out!
-[machine whirring]
[both grunting]
[loud bang]
[yelps]
[all gasp in awe]
Finn!
Oh, no.
Come on, come on.
I need more life.
Take mine!
No.
[exhales deeply]
[straining]
I told you guys.
[straining]
Come on!
[straining]
We're finally gonna be
a family again.
[straining]
Oh.
[breathes deeply]
-[laughs]
-[all rejoicing]
Oh, Glob!
I almost crushed him!
-Hey, hey, hey.
-[sobbing]
I think you need a break.
Finn?
Yeah, that soul is gone.
The upload was interrupted.
His consciousness
isn't in the cloud!
[exhales deeply]
All right, you win.
"Breath work"
is pretty good.
Especially when
you have six lungs.
[Cake] Ooh, don't give them
away for free, baby.
[both laughing]
[sighs]
No portal jumping, no drama,
no trying to be
something I'm not.
I can just be.
You know, you're welcome to
stay here as long as you want.
There's room for two
in this pizza box.
Really?
-Any toppings I want?
-[Huntress] Cake!
I need you to get
a message to Fionna.
Mmm.
I'm sorry,
but my girls need me.
It's not all or nothing, Cake.
Hold my spot.
Fennel said
she needed time to think.
That seems bad.
We really hurt her.
Yeah.
I've been pursuing you
for the wrong reasons.
Like I wanted
to prove something
or force a happy ending.
But I don't think
we're good for each other.
You sure?
I hate that I want you so much.
Good luck, Phelix.
I like the grass cape.
Makes you look like a Samurai.
[Cake] Fionna!
Cake. What's wrong?
Finn needs you!
What do I do?
Uh
She said to get up in this dome
and look for clues.
Okay.
Finn.
[grunts]
I listen to my hero heart.
Who are you? [echoes]
[thud]
[both groaning]
[stuttering] Milady, to be
smashed by such a beauty
an honor for Bellamy Bug.
Sorry, I'm still new at this.
This isn't Finn's mind.
Gracious, no.
This is Finn's
imagination land.
Still the daintiest part
of that indelicate old brute.
Can you help me
find his mind room?
I'd be delighted. Up, up, up.
Close your eyes.
Imagine you're walking
straight ahead.
Imagine you're running.
Imagine you're
paddling a canoe.
And now imagine
you're in Finn's mind room.
Farewell.
[static]
[paper rustling]
Finn?
Finn?
[screaming]
Ollie ollie oxen free!
Found you.
You want to be alone?
No.
You You were the gut voice.
There's a lot of people
waiting for you up there.
Then, why do I feel so
dump trucks?
No one loves me like Jake.
Huntress loves you.
She said that?
Not with like, words.
[sighs] She's such an idiot.
[Finn] She's a wise wizard.
I'm a dumb baby man.
[scoffs] The only dumb
baby man here is me.
And I've seen Huntress
fight like hell to save you.
I know she's as expressive
as a tree stump,
but underneath, she's as scared
of messing up as anyone.
Are you scared?
Yeah, but mostly I think
I need to chill my beans.
Huntress made me realize
I don't have to fix things.
I just have to actually listen
to my friends,
to communicate better.
And when it matters,
show them I care.
Huntress helped you
communicate?
I learned from her
awful example.
[chuckles] Yeah.
Finn?
Hi, babe.
Did you do something
with your hair?
-[all rejoicing]
-My babies.
Let's go!
Yippie!
[crying]
-[all rejoicing]
-[gasps]
M-Cron?
Hey, I'm sorry
I ran off after we kissed.
Your breath?
Oh, no,
you tasted like oats, baby.
That's fine.
It's just that I
[sighs]
I still really like you, but
but it didn't
feel right for me.
Also, I'm not a babe.
Maybe not even a cat.
I'm this.
"You're magic."
"Friends?"
Aww! Friends.
You're awesome.
[wind blowing]
[Gary] We'll hit
the rest tomorrow.
[sniffs] Hot dogs?
[plates rattling]
Fionna?
I climbed through the window.
I made you dinner.
Oh, Fionna
[sighs] I can see
you're trying to make amends.
It's just not enough.
Oh. I understand.
[Gary] But,
no one has made food for me
in a long time.
Yeah, I can't cook.
[muffled gasp]
Wow, That's really bad.
-[whimpers]
-We'll bake together next time.
-Okay?
-Next time?
[sniffles] Bubba, I'm so sorry.
To both of you.
I've been such a butt guy.
I should have listened to you
about your mom, Marshall.
I didn't know how deep it went.
We're all a bit messed up, Fi,
but we don't have to fly solo.
Yeah, I wish I'd gotten
to hear your new songs, though.
Well, actually, I've recorded
a demo, if you're interested.
Yes!
You play!
[melodic guitar playing]
[Huntress] Natchy magic
need not require exploitation,
if you can shut your
brain up enough to tap it.
[humming]
[scoffs] Why do wizards need
gardening tips?
This is good stuff.
Come graduation,
I got a kingdom to feed.
Yo! Look at that beef slab.
Huntress really juiced him up.
Seriously.
Finished, Papi.
Hup! Ax mod.
-It came to me in a dream.
-[laughing]
Beautiful.
Why is he here?
He's gonna blab
all our gnostic secrets.
The heart belongs to all of us.
With these, we can suck
someone's life juices
or practice empathy.
The straight line
teaches the curve to bend.
Yah!
[Gary] And remember,
don't overmix your dough.
Why? Your cookies
will come out too hard.
And the perfect
pastry menschen
is supposed to be
soft and chewy.
[melodic music playing]
Hey, Mr. Marshall.
-Yeah?
-Your music,
it makes me feel real good.
Well, come jam with me.
Hell, no, man!
[laughing]
[timer sounds]
-[kid] How does he do that?
-[kid 2] So cool!
Can I try?
Press this button.
-[farting sounds]
-[laughter]
Do you think Fionna would take
a fencing class with me?
It would be so fun to spar.
She'd be good at it.
Hey, Fionna.
We were just talking about you.
[sighs in relief]
[grunts]
You know, you could
invest in this place.
Make something lasting?
Be part of the community?
[scoffs] You're off your nut,
Campbell.
Hmm?
"Go beyond
the end of the peach."
Yah!
[coughing]
Oh, my life.
[Cake laughing playfully]
Come on, chicky,
move those buns, baby!
[Hunter] I'm coming.
I'm coming.
[guitar music playing]
All my life
Is a drunken knife fight ♪
Waking up in jail ♪
Kicking dogs, slapping moms ♪
I know I'm going to hell ♪
I ride at night ♪
He rides at night ♪
And I'm going straight
To hell ♪
You better watch your back
'Cause I'll cut your neck ♪
Drink whiskey
With your blood ♪
And break your hands
And shoot your cousin ♪
Thank you. [gasps]
Nice song, kiddo.
Got a minute?