Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage (2024) s02e10 Episode Script

1
It's gonna be sunny and 75 this week,
so if you were dreaming of
- a white Christmas
- Jim, hurry. Amanda's doing the weather.
She does that every weekend.
Well, the Cowboys
play every weekend.
You manage to watch them.
Well, when Mandy has a chance
at the Super Bowl, I'll tune in.
Hey, I'm trying
to listen to my wife.
Sometimes she quizzes me.
Thanks, y'all,
for watching and writing.
Keep those letters coming,
except for you,
Bruce from Texarkana.
You will never see my feet,
Bruce. Stop asking.
So, Merry Christmas,
and from the bottom of my heart,
I am happy to fill in
around here if anyone gets sick
or, God forbid,
has a death in the family.
Smooth.
Speaking of Christmas,
have you talked to your mother?
I'm just trying to figure out our plans
and how to make things perfect,
but whatever you want's
fine by me.
And the smooth keeps coming.
Of course, your mom got CeeCee
on Christmas last year,
so it seems like it's our turn,
but I don't want to be
difficult. That's her job.
I'll talk to her.
No rush, I just
need to let Santa know
if he should be making
an appearance here.
Well, uh, the Cowboys are playing
on Christmas, so Santa's busy.
If CeeCee's gonna be here,
Santa's gonna be here.
It's okay, I'm sure Santa can be
in a lot of places at once.
But my granddaughter can't,
so pick.
♪
[coos]
- Hey, I was thinking
- Oh, boy.
Hear me out. I know
Mr. McAllister always closed
the week of Christmas,
but what if we stayed open?
You want us
to work on Christmas?
It's not crazy.
Think of all the Jewish people
who might need tires.
How many Jewish people do you
think are in Medford, Texas?
I know there'd be a lot more
if they could buy tires during Christmas.
No, not a chance.
I need some time off.
Hear you loud and clear.
Although, Fagenbacher's
gonna be closed,
so we'd be
the only game in town.
RUBEN: [sighs] Are you gonna keep
badgering me until I say yes?
- Course not, I'll drop it.
- Thanks.
It's just,
we're in so much debt.
Come on, dude.
I'm thinking about you.
And all those Jewish people
with flat tires.
Mm. You missed
a good sermon this morning.
Pastor Jeff is always on fire
during the holidays.
Remember that candlelight service
when his sleeve actually caught on fire?
I know he almost died,
but that was funny.
I need some money.
Aren't you gonna say hi
to your brother?
Hi. 40 bucks should do it.
I am not giving you $40.
But I have to buy
a new bathing suit.
You have a perfectly good one.
That's a one-piece.
What's wrong with a one-piece?
Everyone in California
wears bikinis.
Well, everyone in California's
going to hell.
That's why God
gave them earthquakes.
- Oh, what's all this about California?
- [Mary sighs]
I told Sheldon that we would
visit him for Christmas.
- Oh.
- And
I was hoping that you and Mandy
and CeeCee might join us.
Oh, that's real nice,
but I don't think we can.
You don't have to be
around Sheldon the whole time.
That ain't why.
I mean, it ain't ain't why.
Well, I bet CeeCee would love
to go on one of those buses
and see where the stars live.
She's two years old.
Well, maybe Barney's
on that tour.
Look, I just can't take
the time off of work.
I understand.
I knew it was a long shot.
You'll still have a good time.
You'll get to meet
all of Sheldon's friends.
Oh, that's so sweet,
you think Sheldon has friends.
- Jim?
- JIM: In here.
What are you doing?
Taking a bubble bath.
What do you think I'm doing?
Well, hurry up,
I've got something to tell you.
JIM:
[stammers] All right, hold on.
[toilet flushing]
[faucet running]
- [faucet turns off]
- [door opens]
What?
Mary's going to visit Sheldon.
We've got CeeCee
all to ourselves.
You interrupted
my business for that?
- Sorry, I was just excited.
- Oh
You're right, honey,
it is exciting.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
Why don't we ever go away
for the holidays?
It's one of life's little mysteries.
We're retired.
We've got more money than Mary.
Why does she get to go away
on vacation
when we're stuck
sitting at home?
You were just so happy.
And you were just on the toilet.
Things change.
Why don't we take
the whole family to the beach?
Stay at a fancy hotel.
It could be our Christmas gift
to everyone.
Let me think about it.
There's Fort Lauderdale.
Oh, we could do Miami.
JIM:
I'm thinking! Go away.
So, we really want to be careful
about not going overboard
- with gifts for CeeCee this year.
- We don't want her getting spoiled.
- Like Mandy?
- Hey.
But yeah.
Well, actually
we wanted to talk to y'all
about your gifts.
Aw, you don't have to
get us anything.
That doesn't apply to you.
You said we didn't need
to do gifts this year.
Yeah, I say it,
but you love me so much,
you do it anyway.
That's how this works.
- Tell them, Jim.
- [sighs]
Your mother and I are taking
you all to Miami for Christmas.
To a resort right on the beach!
- That's so nice.
- Wow.
- But we always have Christmas here.
- Jim?
I've been informed
that this will be better.
Don't you want to try
something different?
Different?
It's like you
don't even know me.
You two want to go, right?
Actually, I was gonna keep
the store open for the holidays.
Yeah, and I need to be available
to fill in at the station.
What is wrong with you people?
We're trying to take you
on a free vacation.
[scoffs] Yeah, free for them,
not for me.
Seems like you're the only one
that really wants to go, Mom.
[scoffs] That is not true. Jim?
Oh, come on!
Are we being selfish?
'Cause we'd rather make money
than sit on a beach and drink
booze out of a coconut?
I don't think so.
Well, I got to tell you,
I'm having second thoughts.
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
I mean, the station's
probably not gonna call me in.
We should go.
Besides, I think I'd like to see
my husband on a beach
in a bathing suit and--
I'm praying to God--
not cowboy boots.
[scoffs] I wouldn't wear
my boots on the beach.
Maybe by the pool.
Well, just think about how cute
CeeCee would be playing in the sand.
How's that different
than playing in a sandbox?
Uh, 'cause I'll be next to her
getting a tan.
Come on, you work all week,
I work on the weekends.
We never really get
any real family time.
- You know what? Let's do it.
- [gasps] Yay.
Ooh, I'm gonna have to get
a bikini wax.
Maybe I should get one.
Oh, sweetheart,
you'd cry like a baby.
Come on, Ruben, don't be mad.
I cancelled my plans
'cause you convinced me
it was a good idea
to keep the store open.
It is a good idea.
I just won't be here for it.
So I'm supposed to work
while you go on vacation?
How about this, how about
I just make it up to you
and I'll work
on the next holiday?
So what, like Valentine's Day?
No, Valentine's Day
ain't gonna work.
Maybe I'll just close the store,
join my family in Mexico.
I thought you were Puerto Rican.
I am. They're vacationing
in Mexico.
You can see why
that was confusing.
So, I know I said I was gonna
be available to fill in,
but my plans changed,
and I'm gonna be
Oh, she is?
Oh, no.
Well, h-how long
would you need me?
Oh, boy, you know, I just,
I made so many promises
to so many--
Let me call you back.
[applause over TV]
Hey, Daddy.
What's up?
Well, I was just, uh,
I was thinking about, uh, the trip,
and how excited I am.
Uh-huh.
You know, speaking of exciting things,
the station called,
and the weeknight weather girl
got lice from her kid.
Ugh.
Yeah, it's a bad case.
They may have to shave her head.
Are you trying to say
you're not coming to Miami?
No, no, no, of course not.
I was just
wondering if maybe we could
leave two days later.
- Everything's already booked.
- Yeah, I know, I know,
and I wouldn't ask, but this is
really important to my career, and
this could be your gift to me.
The trip is my gift to you.
No, no, your trip
is the gift for everybody.
This could be
your special gift to me.
Do you understand
how expensive it'll be
to rebook everything
on Christmas?
Yes, I know, that's why
it would be so special.
Hey.
Hey. Um, did you talk
to Ruben yet?
Yep. He wasn't happy about it,
but I let him know it's Christmas,
and my family comes first.
Great.
So, uh, hey, listen,
how would you feel about
- leaving two days later?
- Why?
So, uh, I can go to work
and make us some money.
But I was gonna work
and make us some money.
Aw, well, now, you don't
have to. Merry Christmas.
Mandy, what is going on?
Okay, um, the station called,
and they need me to fill in.
You were the one yapping
about family time.
No, I know, but i-if I do
the weeknight weather,
the next step is weekend anchor, which puts
me in spitting distance of weeknight anchor,
and that's basically how Oprah got started,
and don't you want your wife to be Oprah?
What about me? Don't you want me
to be the Oprah of tires?
That makes no sense.
Well, there ain't no famous
tire guy to compare to.
All right, fine,
if you want me to give up
on this huge opportunity
for two extra days
of family time, then I'll do it.
- Great.
- [scoffs] I'm not doing it.
Michelin Man.
I could be the next
Michelin Man!
I can't believe
you gave in to her.
This is so like you.
Then it shouldn't be
hard to believe.
And how much money did it cost
to change those tickets?
Oh, it's Christmas, Audrey.
It's not about the money.
- So, a lot.
- A shocking amount.
I can't even remember why
we wanted to do this.
We?
There's no "we,"
this is all you.
Don't you raise
your voice at me.
I was on the toilet
minding my own business.
Excuse me, when you fight,
it's the children who suffer.
Remember that.
[phone rings]
McAllister Auto. We never tire
of taking care of your tires.
Your sister is driving me crazy.
Something she never tires of,
am I right?
Not in the mood, Georgie.
I am at my wit's end.
- So am I.
- MARY: Missy,
get off the phone.
Okay. Click.
I know you just made
the click noise with your mouth.
What is going on?
[sighs] Can your sister
stay with you for Christmas?
What happened to California?
She wants me to spend the whole week
in some hellhole called Pasadena.
Sheldon is excited
to show us his school.
It's nowhere near a beach.
[sighs] So can she?
I wish she could, but
I'm going to Miami
with the McAllisters.
MARY:
Really?
Because when I asked you
if you wanted to come to California,
you said you had to work.
Um Click.
George Marshall Cooper.
I didn't plan it.
It was their gift to us.
They're paying
for the whole thing.
Oh, well,
because they have money,
they get to spend Christmas
with my granddaughter?
Wait, you're going to the beach?
Take me with you, please.
I'm sorry, it's not my place
to invite you.
Well, there you go, Missy.
Your brother picked
his rich new family over us.
That ain't what's happening.
It's just, ever since Dad died,
I've been having such a hard time,
- and the holidays
- Cut that out.
It's so hard to be an orphan.
You are not an orphan.
I am still alive!
MANDY [over TV]: So, it looks like that
storm front is gonna move off to the west,
leaving us with
an unseasonably warm Christmas.
So, instead of milk and cookies,
maybe leave Santa
some sunscreen and a Speedo.
And before I sign off,
I just want to wish everyone
a safe and happy holiday.
If only she were that nice
in real life.
Hey, y'all.
You just missed Amanda.
Let me guess,
gonna be sunny and warm?
Outside. In here,
it's been a bit chilly.
Oh, stop it.
And cranky.
[laughs awkwardly]
Anyways
I was wondering if I could ask
a huge favor about the trip.
Uh-uh. I'm not
changing it again.
No changes, it's just my sister's
being a real pain in the ass to my mom,
and I thought maybe
she could go with us.
You want to bring an angry
teenage girl on our family trip?
Sounds like she'll fit right in.
She's only rude to my mom.
She's actually really sweet
and responsible.
Well, then maybe
she can babysit CeeCee
when we go out to dinner.
Oh, I ain't leaving my daughter
alone with her.
["It's the Most Wonderful Time
of the Year" by Andy Williams]
It's the most wonderful time
of the year♪
We're gonna miss our flight.
I told you we should've
left earlier.
We should've left
two days earlier.
Oh, so the traffic is my fault?
We'd already be on the beach
if it wasn't for your career.
Well, someone has to pay off
all the debt you put us in.
So is the hotel on the beach,
near the beach,
what are we talking?
- Right on the beach.
- Sweet.
If we get there.
That debt is 'cause I'm building
a future for our family.
What do you think I'm doing?
Can you keep it down? I can't
hear the Christmas music.
It's the most wonderful time
of the year. You happy?
So what's the drinking age
in Florida?
You're not drinking.
Well, I am, a lot.
At least that Christmas
tradition isn't getting ruined.
All right, that is enough.
We paid a lot of money
to take you on a wonderful trip,
so we're gonna stop our bitching
and have a magical family Christmas
we'll remember forever.
Now, shut up and be grateful!
I'm grateful.
Thank you, Missy.
You are a doll.
Thanks.
I don't know why
my mom hates you.
It's the most
wonderful time♪
[rain pouring, thunder crashing]
You said the storm front
was heading west.
Aw, you watched.
My hair is gonna frizz.
Maybe we should make
a run for the hotel.
- It'll pass.
- [thunder crashes]
Still better than Christmas
with Sheldon.
[playing "The Twelve Days
of Christmas"]
On the worst day of Christmas
my parents gave to me ♪
A trip to Miami ♪
We all sat in traffic ♪
The plane ran out of peanuts ♪
They lost Mom's luggage ♪
Didn't check in
till midnight ♪
Then it started raining ♪
Dad ran in flip-flops ♪
He fell and it was funny ♪
[laughs]
The hotel bar ♪
Served Missy liquor ♪
She threw up in the bushes ♪
Georgie caught a cold ♪
Mandy got lice ♪
But I got to watch you,
which was nice.. ♪
NARRATOR: Back in Medford,
Ruben said, "Screw this."
He closed the store
and joined his
Puerto Rican family in Mexico.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Merry Christmas, y'all.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!