Level Up (2012) s02e10 Episode Script

GHOULS! GHOULS!
GHOULS! GHOULS! GHOULS!
DANTE, THAT'S ENOUGH!
OKAY, TIME TO LIBERATE
THIS ORC VILLAGE
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
WIZZA!
HA!
YOU CAST A FREEZING SPELL
ON KING OKAVANGO.
ONE ICED KING
COMING RIGHT UP!
I'LL PLANT THE EXPLOSIVES
WHILE YOU GET RID
OF HIS HENCHMAN, BICKLE.
ROGER THAT. COPY THAT.
ONE ICED KING SERVED WITH
A SIDE OF SMASHED HENCHMAN
READY FOR TAKE OUT!
HOO!HA!
HA!
HA!HA!
HA!
HA!
All: HUZZAH!
[ ALL CHEER ]
LOOK! LOOK, LOOK,
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK!
THE ORC VILLAGE
IS THROWING US A PARTY
FOR EXILING THEIR EVIL KING!
WE'RE HEROES!YAY!
YEAH!
FIREWORKS!
WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
All: OH!
WHAT IS UP IS WE ARE HAVING
A TOTAL VICTORY PARTY!
BOOM!
OH, YES!
UH, WOW, THIS PLACE IS GROSS.
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]HELLO.
THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW WE WON.
IF WE LOST, THEN WYAT
WOULD BE CLEANING UP.
IT'S TRUE.
I CLEAN WHEN I'M SAD.
MAN, YOU GUYS ARE SLOBS.
HUH.
YEAH, H.Q. IS IN NEED
OF A MAJOR CLEAN-UP.
All: NOT IT!
GLAD THAT'S SETTLED.
FOUR-WAY TIE MEANS
NO ONE HAS TO DO NOTHING.
YOU GUYS READY
TO GO TO SCHOOL?
NOPE.
BUT LOCAL AND FEDERAL LAWS
SAY I HAVE TO.
OH, NO!
MY NEVER-BEEN-TARDY RECORD
IS IN JEOPARDY!
OH, NO TIME
TO TAKE IT OFF!
NO TIME! NO TIME!
RIGHT BEHIND YOU, TIN FOOT.
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]
YOWZA!
MY ANKLE STILL HURTS
FROM THAT TIN CAN.
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO
TO THE SCHOOL NURSE?
AND RUIN MY
NEVER-BEEN-TO-THE-NURSE RECORD?
YEAH, RIGHT.
WHOA! WOW!
LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
THE TOTAL MESS WE LEFT IS GONE!
IT IS SPARKLING CLEAN!
THAT MEANS SOMEONE
MUST HAVE BROKE IN HERE
AND CLEANED UP AFTER US!
OH, NO!
NO.
HOLD UP.
THAT SOUNDS WRONG.
MAYBE MAX CLEANED IT UP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
LET'S NOT BE
RIDICULOUS, ANGIE.
NO, WE'VE OBVIOUSLY
BEEN VISITED
BY THE CLEANING FAIRY.
THE, UH,
THE CLEANING FAIRY?
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
YOU PUT A DIRTY SOCK
UNDER YOUR PILLOW AT NIGHT,
AND THE CLEANING FAIRY COMES.
I HATE TO BREAK THIS
TO YOU, DANTE,
BUT THE CLEANING FAIRY
IS YOUR MOM.
NUH-UH, ANGIE.
ONCE, WHEN I HAD A FEVER,
I SAW THE CLEANING FAIRY.
SHE HAD WINGS AND SEVEN ARMS,
AND SHE WAVED AT ME
WITH ALL OF THEM.
THEN I HAD TO GO
TO THE HOSPITAL.
OKAY.
UH, CAN WE ALL JUST APPRECIATE
THAT H.Q. IS CLEAN
AND WE HAVE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT?
RAH! HA HA!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ COUGHING ]
[ British accent ] SORRY.
JUST CLEARING THE DUS
OUT OF MY LUNGS.
I SEE YOU'VE NOTICED
MY HARD WORK.
A LEAK!
TO THE WEAPONRY!
SKULLCRACKER!
UHAH!
WHY ISN'T BLAST-A-TON
WHERE I LEFT I
UNDER THAT PILE OF TRASH?
I CAN'T FIND THUNDERPOLE!
SO HELP ME
IF YOU THREW AWAY OUR WEAPONS.
WE'RE GONNA
DO NOTHING, BECAUSE WE DON'
HAVE ANY WEAPONS.
[ WHIMPERS ]
OH, NO, NO, NO, MY DEAR.
I HUNG THEM UP
[ TWINKLE! ]
AFTER I POLISHED THEM.
All: OH!
LOOK UP.
THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T SEE THEM.
THANK YOU.
SNAP.
LOOK AT YOU, ALL FANCY.
[ EXHALES ]
[ SNIFFS ]
OH, BLAST-A-TON SMELLS
AS FRESH AS THE SPRING RAIN.
BUT NOW WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO BARD YOU.
OH, NO, NO, NO, WAIT!
PLEASE!
I AM HERE TO SERVE
THE VICTORIOUS NEVERFAIL CLAN
WHO FREED MY PEOPLE
FROM THE EVIL KING OKAVANGO.
HELLO. I AM OCHI.
AND I USED TO BE THE RIGHT HAND
OF THE KING.
THE EVIL KING?
WHICH MEANS
YOU'RE EVIL, TOO!
PREPARE TO --NO, NO, NO, NO!
THAT GUY IS SO LAST BATTLE.
NO, NO, NO.
YOU FOUR, ON THE OTHER HAND,
WELL, I'VE ONLY KNOWN YOU
FOR 30 SECONDS,
BUT I CAN ALREADY TELL
THAT YOU ARE SO MUCH MIGHTIER.
THAT IS WHY I AM HERE
TO OFFER YOU MY SERVICES
AS YOUR PERSONAL BUTLER.
SOMEONE PINCH ME.
DONE.
OH! YES!
THAT HURT!
SO THAT MEANS
I'M NOT DREAMING.
SO THAT MEANS I HAVE
A PERSONAL BUTLER!
AND A BRUISE.
OH, SHEESH, ANGIE.
YOUR FINGERS
ARE LIKE LOBSTER CLAWS.
[ CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! ]
GUYS, WE CAN'T KEEP HIM.
SORRY, DUDE. CAN'T STAY.
[ WEAPON CHARGING ]
ALL RIGHT!
WYATT, DANTE, LYLE, ANGIE
WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.
YOUR DAYS OF SQUATTING ARE OVER.
WHAT? WAIT,
I DIDN'T SQUAT IN HERE.
ALL RIGHT.
WHO'S BEEN SQUATTING IN HERE?
THAT -- THAT IS DISGUSTING.
I LET YOU USE THIS PLACE
FOR FREE,
BUT IT'S TIME YOU PITCH IN
AND HELP OUT.
HELP -- WHAT?
HERE.
FOLLOW ME.
[ ALARM BLARING ]
WOW.
THIS IS THE BIGGES
WALK-IN CLOSET I'VE EVER SEEN.
Max: IT'S MY SECRE
OVERFLOW SPACE.
MORE LIKE YOUR SECRE
"I'M A HOARDER" SPACE.
HERE'S THE DEAL.
IF YOU WANT TO KEEP H.Q.,
THEN YOU NEED TO HELP ME OUT.
STARTING WITH THE MONOTONOUS,
TEDIOUS WORK
OF SELLING THIS JUNK
THROUGH AN ONLINE AUCTION SITE.
WHY DO YOU NEED
TO SELL YOUR JUNK?
YOU ARE A BILLIONAIRE.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.HUH?
I NEED TO BE A 10 BILLIONAIRE
SO I CAN JOIN
THE 10 BILLION CLUB.
THERE'S A CLUB
FOR THAT?
OH, YES.
AND I'M SO CLOSE TO 10 BILL.
WHEN YOU JOIN, YOU GE
A FREE SUBSCRIPTION
TO THE UBER-EXCLUSIVE
MAGAZINE TEN B.
THE PAGES ARE MADE OF MONEY.
[ Crying ] IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
I HAVE TO HAVE IT!
SO GET TO WORK
SELLING EVERYTHING.
[ SCREECHES ]
EXCEPT FOR THIS.
IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL FOR THIS
TO CROSS STATE LINES.
WHAT'S IN IT?[ SNAP! ]
Angie: AH!WHOA.
UH, JUST SOME
OLD FAMILY PHOTOS.
[ SNAP! ]CHOP, CHOP.
UGH.
THIS LOOKS LIKE
A TON OF WORK.
OCHI.
YOU SAID THA
YOU WERE HERE TO HELP.
AND, UH,
WE'VE ALL JUST DISCUSSED
THIS THROUGH E.S.P.,
AND WE ALL AGREE
THAT YOU WOULD BE
REALLY AMAZING AT THIS.
RIGHT?
OH, YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE
TO SERVE NEVERFAIL IN THIS TASK.
OH, IF ANYONE DESERVES
MY FOREVER LOYAL SERVITUDE,
IT IS YOU, MY VICTORS.
OH!
OH!
THOSE ARE SOME
FANCY COMPLIMENTS.
I love this guy.
ALL RIGHT. FINE.
WE'LL LET OCHI HELP US
ON JUST THIS ONE THING.
BUT THEN WE BARD HIM.
OF COURSE.SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.
I'M WITH YOU 50%!
THAT'S HALF.
I'M WITH YOU 500%!
DANTE, THAT'S NO
MATHEMATICALLY POSSIBLE.
I DO BETTER WITH THESE THINGS
WHEN IT'S TRUE OR FALSE.
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
IT'S 100%!
YOU ARE WITH US 100%!
FALSE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH!
HEY!
YES!
OH, DUDE IS A MACHINE!
HARDLY, SIR.
I AM NOTHING MORE
THAN A TRUSTWORTHY SERVAN
HAPPY TO ATTEND
TO YOUR EVERY NEED.
[ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW,
IT'S ONLY BEEN A FEW HOURS,
BUT I CANNOT EVEN REMEMBER
MY LIFE
WITHOUT HAVING A BUTLER.
OH, I KNOW.
I MEAN, AS I'VE BEEN
SITTING HERE, RELAXING,
WATCHING OCHI DO HIS THING,
I'VE BEEN THINKING HARD
ABOUT SOMETHING.
CAREFUL, ANGIE.
LEAVE THE THINKING HARD
TO ROBOTS AND SECOND BRAINS.
IT'S THEIR JOB.
I'VE BEEN THINKING
THAT BEFORE WE BARD OCHI,
IT ONLY MAKES SENSE TO HAVE HIM
DO JUST ONE MORE THING.
[ GASPS ] MINE TOO.
MINE TOO.
WYATT? I BELIEVE THIS IS WHERE
YOU NORMALLY COME IN
AND TELL US
WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING FUN.
WHAT? HOW AM I THE GUY
WITH THE NO-FUN REPUTATION?
WHOM AMONGST US SUGGESTED
WE GO TO GRAMMAR CAMP?
OH!
THIS WHOM. HUH?
[ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW,
IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO OCHI
IF WE DIDN'T LET HIM
CLEAN WHOM'S ROOM, TOO.THAT'S TRUE.
SO, WE ALL AGREE.
AFTER OCHI DOES JUST ONE
MORE THING, THEN WE BARD HIM.
OF COURSE!YEAH, DEFINITELY.
AND BY ONE MORE THING,
I MEAN CLEANING
OUR FOUR ROOMS, RIGHT?
TRUE?
OH!
OH, DUDE, AWESOME JOB.
I NEVER COULD'VE ORIGAMI-ED
TOWELS MYSELF.
WAIT, IN FACT,
IT'S TOO OBVIOUS.
HMM?
I CAN'T ORIGAMI ANYTHING.
HUH.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
AHH.
THERE WE GO.
NOW DAD WON'T BE SUSPICIOUS.
YES, THIS DAD YOU SPEAK OF,
IS HE A KING?
WELL, HE'S THE KING
OF HUGGINSON AUTO WORLD.
SO YOU'RE THE SON
OF A KING.
THAT MUST MAKE YOU
THE MOST POWERFUL MEMBER
OF NEVERFAIL!
[ SCOFFS ]
WELL, I CAN GET FREE
WINDSHIELD-WIPER FLUID.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME
THE MOST POWERFUL.
AH. I SEE.
AS PER YOUR INSTRUCTIONS,
HERE IS YOUR LAUNDRY,
YOUR CLOTHES SPHERE,
AND YOUR TRASH.
THIS IS PERFECT.
SO NOW
DO I REMOVE THE TRASH?
NO!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
I'M MORE COMFORTABLE
WHEN IT'S NEAR ME.
AH.
I NOTICED THA
YOU HAVE MUSHROOMS
GROWING UNDER YOUR BED.
AS THE LEADER
OF NEVERFAIL,
I ASSUME THA
YOU ARE FAR TOO BUSY
TO RID YOURSELF
OF THE VILE FUNGUS.
THE LEADER OF NEVERFAIL?
YEAH, RIGHT.
I'VE BEEN ON PROBATION
SINCE WE CLANNED UP.
I JUST LIKE FUNGUS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S SPECIAL TO ME.
UGH! [ GAGGING ]
I SEE.
YEAH!
[ LAUGHING ]
WHOA! HA!
WITH THAT LAYER
OF DUST GONE,
MY ACTION FIGURES
LOOK, UH, EVEN MORE REAL.
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, THE COLLECTOR OF DOLLS
IS CLEARLY NOT THE LEADER.
[ SLURPING ]
OCHI! OH.
OCHI, UM, COULD I GET A REFILL
ON THIS SMOOTHIE, PLEASE?
YOU KNOW, JUST WHENEVER
YOU GET A CHANCE.
AS YOU WISH, MY LIEGE.
THANK YOU.
[ CHUCKLES ] OOH.
WHEW!
I COULD GET USED TO THIS.
I'M ALWAYS TELLING DANTE,
LYLE, AND WYATT WHAT TO DO.
BUT THEIR SMOOTHIES ALWAYS
COME OUT LIKE CHUNKIES, SO
AHA!
I FOUND THE LEADER.
AND SHE'S A HUNGRY ONE.
[ LAUGHS ]
OOH, TINY SANDWICHES!
WHY DO THEY TASTE
SO MUCH BETTER
THAN NORMAL-SIZED
SANDWICHES?
YOU KNOW, THAT IS ONE OF THE
GREATEST MYSTERIES OF OUR TIME.
THAT AND HOW MANY LITERS
ARE IN A GALLON.
THREE-POINT --WE'LL NEVER KNOW, WYATT.
WE WILL NEVER KNOW.
AM I THE ONLY ONE
THAT'S EXHAUSTED
FROM WATCHING OCHI
DO ALL THIS WORK?
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, OCHI, THANK YOU.
THAT MAKES ME FEEL
SO MUCH BETTER.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
I guess now maybe we should
bard him like we said.
MAYBE
FRESH-SQUEEZED LEMONADE?
All: YEAH!Max: DA-DA-DA-DA!
MMM. THAT IS TANGY.
GREAT NEWS, PLEBEIANS AND
GUS?
[ CHUCKLES ]
AFTER THE FIRST ROUND
OF SELLING MY STUFF
ON THE ONLINE AUCTION SITE,
I'M SO CLOSE
TO MY $10 BILLION GOAL.
UM, I'M SORRY.
"FIRST ROUND,"
AS IN MORE THAN ONE?
BUT HOLD UP, MAX.
WE ALREADY SOLD
ALL YOUR STUFF.Angie: YEAH.
NOPE. NOT ALL OF IT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I FORGOT ABOUT MY LOFT.
WHA--
HOW DID HE DO THA
WITHOUT TURNING ON THE TV?
AND WHY HAVE WE NEVER
LOOKED UP BEFORE?
HOW MUCH STUFF
IS UP THERE, MAX?
MAX?
I CANNOT BELIEVE
THAT MAX IS MAKING US DO MORE
WORK JUST TO USE H.Q.!
OBVIOUSLY, WITH MORE WORK
LIKE THIS,
WE HAVE TO KEEP
OCHI AROUND.
[ SCOFFS ] YES.Ochi: 'SUP?
I AM TIRED OF MAX
TAKING US FOR GRANTED.
[ LYLE CLEARS THROAT ]
THANK YOU, SIR.
OCHI, AREN'T YOU
FORGETTING SOMETHING?
OOH, MY DEEPES
APOLOGIES, SIR.
AH, YES. I DON'T WAN
TO LOOK LIKE A FOOL.
Angie: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I SAY WE GO COMPLAIN TO MAX
ABOUT HOW UNFAIR THIS IS
WHILE OCHI STAYS HERE
AND DOES OUR WORK FOR US.
YEP.
THAT'LL SHOW MAX!
TOODLES. OOH.
TSK! TSK! TSK! TSK!
[ WHOOSH! ]
AAH!
[ WHIMPERS ]
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM.
I HELP YOU GUYS ALL THE TIME.
I GIVE YOU KEY
GAME-RELATED INFORMATION,
I SHOW UP AT CRUCIAL MOMENTS,
PLUS, I LISTEN
TO CHATTY CATHY OVER HERE.
NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU GUYS
TO HELP ME OUT WITH
A LITTLE FREE CHILD LABOR.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
MAX, I REFUSE TO DO
ANY AMOUNT OF WORK,
FOR ANYONE, FOR ANY REASON.
[ SIGHS ] THEN NO H.Q.
FINE. WE DON'T NEED
YOUR H.Q., OKAY?
BECAUSE WE HAVE A BUTLER
WHO'S GONNA BUILD US
OUR OWN PLACE.
FINE. GO AHEAD AND DO THAT.
WAIT. YOU HAVE A BUTLER?
THAT'S IT.
I AM PAYING YOU WAY TOO MUCH!
YOU'RE NOT PAYING US
ANYTHING!
W-W-WAIT. BEFORE YOU GO,
PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO PURCHASE
AN EROSS LOTTERY TICKET.
MUST HAVE MONEY TO PLAY.
PRICE AND PARTICIPATION
MAY VARY.
NO PRIZE GUARANTEED.
NOT AVAILABLE IN UTAH,
PUERTO RICO, OR SEATTLE.
SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED.
NO THANKS.
AH, KING OKAVANGO!
HOW GLAD I AM TO HEAR
THAT YOUR WIFE AND CHILDREN
ARE DOING SO SPLENDIDLY.
BUT TELL ME.
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE
IN PRISON ON AN ISLAND?
I WAS, BUT I ESCAPED
PRISON ISLAND.
OH, RIGHT.
THAT WAS THE NAME.
JUST ON THE TIP
OF MY TONGUE.
NOW THAT I'VE RECLAIMED
MY KINGDOM
AND CONTROL
OVER MY ARMIES,
I'M HERE TO SEEK REVENGE
ON NEVERFAIL!
OH!
WELL, WELCOME BACK,
GREAT LEADER.
I HAVE BEEN KEEPING AN EYE
ON NEVERFAIL FOR YOU.
DEFINITELY NOT PLEDGING
MY LOYALTY TO THEM
AND WAITING ON THEM
HAND AND FOOT.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
AH, YES.
OCHI, YOUR DEDICATION
NEVER WAIVERS.
OH!
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, YOU KNOW ME
TOO WELL, SIRE.
AND NOW THAT YOU ARE BACK
IN POWER,
I'LL HELP YOU GET REVENGE
ON THOSE WHO EXILED YOU,
OH, GRAND EXALTED
WIELDER OF PAIN.
OOH, HOW TOUCHING.
YOU REMEMBERED
MY FAVORITE NICKNAME.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHING ]
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, NOW,
I'M JUST BRAINSTORMING HERE,
BUT I'M THINKING, WHAT IF
WE MAKE OUR NEW H.Q. A CASTLE?
OOH! CLASSY!
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
YEAH!THERE COULD BE
A DRAWBRIDGE
AND A MOA
FILLED WITH PUDDING.
AND POINTY TOWERS
WITH GARGOYLES
AND GUYS STANDING OUT FRON
WITH REALLY LONG TRUMPETS.
OH, THAT'D BE SO COOL.
BUT
WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING
AT ME FOR?
I LIKE CASTLES!
SWEET!
WATER SLIDES!
WATER SLIDES FOR SURE.
YEP. YEP.
WE GOT TO HAVE, LIKE,
GOLDEN WATER 12,000 FEET TALL,
LIKE SKYSCRAPERS.
WELCOME BACK.
All: OCHI!
YOU MUST BE HUNGRY
AFTER YOUR ADVENTURE.
COULD I INTEREST YOU
IN A TINY SANDWICH?
MMM!
TINY SANDWICHES.
ALWAYS ROOM FOR MORE
OF THOSE IN THE TUM-TUM.
UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
THERE WE GO.
MMM.
MMM.
MMM. [ CHUCKLES ]
HEY, OCHI, YOU CAN JUST FORGE
ABOUT MAX'S SILLY PROJECT, OKAY?
INSTEAD, YOU CAN STAR
BUILDING US A NEW H--
[ LAUGHING ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
RELAX, GUYS.
THIS IS JUST A DREAM.
IT'S NOT, WAFFLE HEAD!
SEE?!AAH!
OCHI?
YOU DID THIS TO US?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
OUR FRIEND, MAN.
WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?
BECAUSE I DID EVERYTHING
THAT YOU ORDERED ME TO DO?
WELL -- WELL, YEAH.
I MEAN,
IT'S NOT ONLY THAT.
YOU DO EVERYTHING WE ASK YOU
TO DO SO WELL.
YOU KNOW, AFTER BEING TRAPPED
IN THIS NET,
I REALIZE WE MAY HAVE TAKEN
YOUR KINDNESS FOR GRANTED.
WE DID ASK YOU TO DO A LOT,
AND WE'RE SORRY.
SO NOW CAN YOU PLEASE
CUT US OUT OF THIS NE
AND MAKE US
SOME LEMONADE?
I AM PARCHED.
LET'S GO. COME ON.
NO!
I WILL DO NO SUCH THING.
I'M WORKING
FOR KING OKAVANGO NOW.
MM.
WHAT?!
I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'
EVEN LIKE THAT GUY.
LOOK, I KNOW
WE MADE MISTAKES,
BUT WE STILL
TREATED YOU BETTER
THAN THAT EVIL,
HORRIBLE KING, RIGHT?
I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE,
YOU KNOW.
I MEAN, YOU DON'T HAVE
THE GREATEST REPUTATION.
ENOUGH!
[ ALL SCREAM ]
THE TABLES HAVE TURNED,
NEVERFAIL.
YOU MAY HAVE THOUGH
YOU GOT RID OF ME.
BUT NOW
I'M RIDDING MYSELF OF YOU!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
E-EXCUSE ME.
UM, YOU KNOW,
I WASN'T REALLY THERE
WHEN THEY EXILED YOU
FROM THE GAME,
SO MAYBE YOU COULD
JUST LET ME GO --
SILENCE!
OKAY!
WHAT?
OKAY, STOP LOOKING AT ME
LIKE THAT.
I WOULD HAVE OBVIOUSLY SAVED YOU
AFTER I ESCAPED.
[ SIGHS ]
FINISH THEM OFF.
I DON'T WAN
TO GET MY HANDS DIRTY.
TEENAGE BLOOD
IS SO HARD TO GET OU
FROM UNDER
YOUR FINGERNAILS.
[ Crying ]
PLEASE DON'T KILL US!
DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW TO GET OUT OF THIS?
WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
WHY DOES EVERYBODY
ALWAYS ASSUME
I'M GONNA AC
IN A CERTAIN WAY?
[ GRUNTS ][ ALL SCREAM ]
I DON'T WANT MY LIFE
TO END THIS WAY!
I WANT IT TO END IN A GIANT BOWL
OF NACHO CHEESE.
OCHI -- OCHI, WOULD IT BE
TOO MUCH TO ASK
FOR YOU TO GET A KIDDIE POOL
FULL OF NACHO CHEESE
SO THAT WHEN --
YOU, SIR,
ARE HORRIBLE AND AWFUL,
AND I HATED
WORKING FOR YOU!
AAAAAH!
[ LAUGHS ]
I KNEW IT!
I KNEW IT!
I KNEW OUR PERSONAL BUTLER
WOULD NEVER, EVER BETRAY US!
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, YOU'RE NEXT.
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
WELL, THIS AFTERNOON
HAS BEEN FULL OF SURPRISES.
Max: CHECK IT OUT!
I DID IT.
FIRST COPY OF TEN B.
YOU GUYS CAN STAY AT H.Q., AND
I WON'T MAKE YOU DO ANYMORE
OH, SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
WHAT?
NO, MAX.
WHAT?!
HE JUST LEFT US
TO DIE?!
HOW DARE!
[ SIGHS ]
YOU KNOW,
I HAVE REALLY HAD ENOUGH
OF SERVING
MERE CLANS AND KINGS.
I SHOULD BE SERVING EMPERORS.
I'M GOING TO WORK FOR
THE BIG KAHUNA, EMPEROR SU.
THEN I WILL BE THE MOST POWERFUL
BUTLER THAT HAS EVER LIVED!
YOU SHOULD REALLY
AIM HIGHER, DUDE.
OR TRY WORKING FOR YOURSELF
FOR ONCE.
I HEAR THA
IT'S QUITE REWARDING.
[ Sarcastically ] OH, REALLY?
OH! OH!
WHAT -- WHAT'S HAPPENED?
OH! OH!
[ LAUGHS ]
IS IT A -- IS IT A SUPERNATURAL
GUST OF WIND?
MAX!
YOU SAVED US!
[ BEEP ]NET DOWN.
[ ALL SIGH ]
I GOT THIS ONE!
CRACKER ME.
OH.
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
NO, WAIT. PLEASE.
IF YOU SPARE ME, I PROMISE
I'LL BE YOUR BUTLER AGAIN.
OH, NICE TRY.
GET HIM, DANTE.
OH, NO-O-O-O!
YES!
OH, MAN, I REALLY THOUGHT THERE
WAS GONNA BE CANDY INSIDE.
I REALLY WORKED UP AN APPETITE
UNDER THAT NET.
OH!
WAIT!
NO, DANTE!
OH, RIGHT!
[ SIGHS ]
IT'S SO PEACEFUL
WHEN DANTE'S ASLEEP.
WE SHOULD HAVE ASKED OCHI
FOR THAT TINY-SANDWICH RECIPE.
SO, MAX, YOU FINALLY GO
YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO TEN B.
AND THE FIRST THING
YOU DID
WAS RAN
AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS.
NO, UH, THE FIRST THING
I DID WAS GO AND GLOA
TO THE POOREST PEOPLE
I KNOW.
[ WHISTLES ]
YOUR TO-GO ORDER IS READY.
SEE YOU, SUCKERS.
WHY DO WE HANG OU
WITH THAT GUY?
FREE H.Q.
OH, RIGHT.Waitress: HERE'S YOUR BILL.
All: NOT IT!
AAH!