Poker Face (2023) s02e10 Episode Script

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["GOOD STUFF" BY THE B-52'S PLAYING]
Alright ♪
[SINGERS VOCALIZING]
[VOCALIZING CONTINUES]
Ooh, baby ♪
[AUTOMATED VOICE] Nice pushups.
[BODYBUILDER 1] Alright, let's go!
- Let's go. Let's go.
- [BODYBUILDER 2] Lock in.
Lock in Get 'em, Brick.
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
[GROUP] [CHANTING] Brick! Brick!
Brick! Brick! Brick! Brick!
Brick! Brick! Brick! Brick!
Brick! Brick! Brick! Brick! Brick!
[GROUP CHEERING]
That's what I'm talkin' about!
- [AUTOMATED VOICE] Keep it up.
- Come on.
Let's get it on the board.
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
[GROUP CHEERING]
[AUTOMATED VOICE]
You set a new gym record.
[GROUP CHEERING]
Alright. Alright. Alright.
[BODYBUILDER 3]
No, you earned it this time.
Here's to the good stuff, fellas!
- [ALL] Good stuff!
- Whoo!
- [BODYBUILDER MIMICKING BARKING]
- Good stuff!
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
Bro, stop skipping leg day.
Come see me, okay?
Denise, great form on
those Arnolds, great form.
Keep up the good work.
Is that Big Bessie? [LAUGHS]
Is that a bicep I see
poking out? [GRUNTS]
Don't patronize me, Bubble Butt.
Okay, I would never do that, alright?
Looking good, though.
Jacked as a champ.
Yeah!
Rocky!
Lookin' good as ever, bro.
- Rodney.
- Yeah, man, yeah!
Um, Brick, can we talk?
Yeah.
Uh, uh, I've been coming here
for almost a year,
and I'm not seeing the
same gains as the other guys.
Alright, well, uh, let's take a look.
How many pounds are you at right now?
No, Brick. I'm-I'm eating
enough protein.
I've had, like, 18 eggs today.
Oh, that's a lot of sulfur, my guy.
We should talk seitan.
You're not listening to me.
You never listen to me.
I'm here to listen, Rudy.
- Rodney.
- Yeah, man.
See, what you need is patience.
Most important part of a
- No, I don't have time for patience.
- Okay.
My high school reunion is coming up.
- My school bully is a firefighter now.
- Okay, mm-hm.
So, he's basically paid
to work out all day.
So I need gains, fast. And
I know you're selling
something on the side.
What are you talking about?
I'm not an idiot.
I hear Kevin and Satish
talking about "the good stuff."
I see you doing handoffs
with cash in the back office.
I don't care if it's HGH,
steroids, whatever.
Cut me in, man.
We would never, and I
mean never, sling juice here.
The Brick House is an all-natural,
environmentally sustainable gym, bro.
Well, I want whatever the guys
on the board are getting.
Give me the good stuff. Please.
[SIGHS]
I got you, bud. Okay? Leave it to me.
- Thank you.
- Alright.
Alright.
[SIGHS]
It's busy out there.
- [BRICK] Hey.
- Hi, babe.
Who wants their favorite lunch?
- Chicken nuggies.
- Ah, almost.
- Ground stew.
- Hey.
Okay.
- Uh, Lil?
- Yes, sweetie.
I got to ask you something.
Um
do you think you can skim a
little more of the good stuff?
Uh, I got a new buyer lined up.
Honey, I can't.
Dr. Akamie is already suspicious.
If she finds out what
we're doing, I'll lose my job.
- Yeah, yeah.
- And then what?
Yeah. No. O-Okay.
It's just, it's our bestseller,
and we only sell to, like, 10 guys.
If we could add three or four more,
it'd really make a difference.
Wait, is the gym in trouble?
Am I going to have to talk to my dad?
No, no, we're fine.
Don't tell your dad, okay?
It's just, you know,
the good stuff works so well.
I just want to, you know,
help out more guys.
You do look good on it.
- Eh?
- Oh, thank you, baby.
Okay, listen, I'll keep
skimming the regular amount,
but no more.
Okay, uh, that's fine.
- Totally fine.
- Alright. Now
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
See you tomorrow, Dr. Akamie.
- [BABY CRYING]
- [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
Ah, ah, Louie, Louie, ah, ah ♪
- Hey.
- I don't never wanna stop ♪
I don't ever wanna ♪
I'ma go until I drop ♪
I'ma go until I ♪
Who in here think they can rock ♪
Who in here think they can ♪
I don't want to see
you talk, I just ♪
[LILY] I managed to get
a little extra good stuff.
Oh, thank you, Lil, that's great.
[CHUCKLES]
Rodney's going to be psyched.
He won't believe what this stuff
does for his progress.
- Rodney?
- Yeah.
Brick, are you crazy?
You can't sell to Rodney!
But it's his high school reunion.
His bully's a firefighter.
And he is a health
inspector for the city.
No, he's not.
What makes you think that?
Rodney, hi.
- I'm a health inspector for the city.
- Oh.
What did you tell him?
Nothing, Lil, I promise!
Look, look. Come here. Come on.
Don't worry, okay? I got this.
I got this.
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
- Enjoy, bro.
- [WHISPERS] Thanks.
[QUIET CHATTER]
Here you go, buddy.
- This is the good stuff?
- My own personal blend.
Organic whey from
grass-fed cows in Ireland.
Creatine, vitamins, minerals.
One scoop, twice a day.
- How much?
- For you?
It's on the house.
Until you see some gains,
then it's $150 a week.
- Ah.
- Trust me.
You'll tear that firefighter
in two like a phone book.
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
Go get 'em, tiger.
- Okay.
- Alright, watch your step.
Sorry. [CHUCKLES]
[BODYBUILDER] Get it up.
Get it up. Let's go. Let's go.
- Let's go.
- [GRUNTING, YELLING]
Come on!
[AUTOMATED VOICE] Nice barbell curl.
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
You set a new gym record.
[GROUP TALKING EXCITEDLY]
- Cheers.
- [GROUP CHEERING]
No stuff like the good stuff, fellas.
Fuck, yeah!
Enjoy your workout, ladies.
[KEVIN] Satish, I got it, bro!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Good job. You did not need a spot.
[AUTOMATED VOICE] Nice bench press.
Wanna try for 220?
Nah, 200's my limit, thanks.
Alright. Don't forget to log it.
Get you up on that Brick Board.
Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. Thanks, brother.
Alright, have a great one.
[AUTOMATED VOICE]
Great job. Lift, laugh, love.
[METAL CLANGING]
Hot Rod. You're here late.
Good for you.
What, you need a spot?
No, what I need is an explanation.
I can smell fresh human
breast milk from a mile away.
- O-kay.
- Mm-hm.
I'm thinking maybe I'm the one
who needs an explanation?
Steroids, I could deal with.
Drugs, medicine,
not my domain, but this?
This is my beat, Brick,
and it's disgusting.
No, n [CHUCKLES] No, man.
Hey, that's what we're all about.
Clean, organic, freely available.
It's God's all-natural
gains elixir, bro.
It is a health code catastrophe
and a gross erosion
of the public trust.
Unregulated breast milk,
teeming with staphylococcus bacteria.
Stealing from babies
and mothers in need.
Oh, come on now. You're
making it sound terrible.
It is terrible. It's terrible.
Look, I'm going to level
with you, Rodders, okay?
[RODNEY SIGHS]
This place is a money pit.
Eco cleaning, water filtration,
sustainable everything.
Look, selling the good stuff
is the only way to stay afloat, bro.
I don't care.
I am turning you in,
and I'm shutting you down!
Dude.
I had to borrow money
from my wife's dad
to start this place, okay?
He scares me.
And, oh, my God, my wife.
She'll lose her license, bro.
Well, you should have thought of that
before you started giving breast
Hey! What are you doing? Get off!
Destroying the evidence,
what do you think?
Okay. You need
to stand down, little man.
I can't stand bullies.
Especially dumb ones.
You think this place
isn't full of evidence?
You think your meathead
clients won't turn states
in an elevated heartbeat?
We can, uh, work this out.
- Right, Robbie?
- It's Rodney!
- [PUNCHES THUD]
- [BRICK GRUNTS]
[AUTOMATED VOICE] Are you doing karate?
Are you doing karate?
I'm a black belt.
Well, see, you're more
of a lean body type.
Now if you would've told
me that in the first place
- I told you like six times!
- [STRIKES THUDDING]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[AUTOMATED VOICE]
Are you doing aerobics?
[METAL CLANGING]
Nice back crawl. Stay low.
[BRICK YELLING]
- [BONE CRUNCHES]
- Is that a discus throw?
Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I got you. I got you.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
I'm going to get you to a doctor, okay?
You are so fucked.
[RODNEY GASPING]
[BRICK] [GASPING] Oh, shit.
[GRUNTING]
[AUTOMATED VOICE] Nice barbell curl.
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
You set a new gym record.
- [BARBELL THUDS]
- [BONE CRUNCHES]
Oh.
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
Oh, shit.
Ah, man.
Let's get a couple sets in, guys.
Then we'll do, uh, sauna, okay?
[GROUP CHATTERING]
Let's knock it out.
- Oh, shit! He's dead, right?
- Hey, call 911!
Hey, what's going on out here?
[BODYBUILDER] Call 911, right now!
Oh, my God. What happened?
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[YAWNS]
[BONES CRACK]
Oh. Jiminy Cricket.
Oh, hey, Noreen.
Uh, do you happen to know
of a, a chiropractor
in the neighborhood?
If I did, you wouldn't hear about it.
Drove poor Annie
right out the building.
No, uh, a murderer did that.
Not the way I remember it.
Hey! There's my girl.
- Give it up.
- Ah, no.
[NEIGHBOR] Thanks for
the sweet apartment, bro.
Hey, uh, I-I-I had no part
of that, okay? He fived me.
Fuck off.
Will do.
- [GRUNTS] Ow.
- [BARISTA] What can I get you?
What's a butter popcorn latte like?
A travesty forced on us by management.
- That sounds good, I'll have that.
- [BARISTA] Sure.
Oh.
Eh! Pay it forward. Hello, again.
Uh, I-I-I'll get hers, if that's okay.
- [BARISTA] Sure.
- Uh, for the coffee the other day.
Oh, no, I was also going to get
the Watergate salad cronut.
Of course you were.
Sure, uh, so a, a cronut
and a black coffee.
Uh, longest straw you've got.
Individual training? Not my bag.
Nutrition, also not for me.
Chakra balancing, maybe.
Uh, spinal realignment.
- Mm.
- What happened to your neck?
Oh, I, uh I yawned.
Like, from being tired, a yawn.
A-A-And?
Oh, that's the whole story.
Well, you think he can help?
Well, I'll be honest, I don't know,
but fuck it,
fuck it in the butt,
worth a shot, right?
Hey, so, I've actually been meaning
to check out a local gym.
Do you mind if I walk over with you?
Mm, okay.
- [BONES CRACKING]
- [BRICK] Huh?
Oh, mama.
I mean, it's a temporary fix.
This will happen again, though,
if you don't address the root issue.
- [CHARLIE] Huh.
- Okay, it starts with good posture,
and good posture starts
with a strong core.
Which is what you can build here
at The Brick House, huh?
We have everything you need
to begin your journey.
We got free weights, machines,
TRX rollout stations,
saunas, the whole shebang.
Eh. How much do I owe you
for the neck crack?
Free. With a seven-day
fitness trial, huh?
- Wow.
- I don't know, man.
Yeah, well, you sign
one of those things
and the next thing you know,
you're in an unbreakable
10-year contract
you got to fake your
own death to get out of.
Okay, first, I would never do that.
Did I mention that we're
a 100% all-natural
and sustainable gym?
I don't sell anything here
I wouldn't take myself.
Oh. All true?
[LILY] Hey, babe.
[BRICK] Hey, sweetie.
Honey, I got lunch.
Alright, be there in a second, pudding.
Oh, I almost forgot, oh.
Included with your membership,
my personally designed fitness tracker
and complimentary access to Bricked-In,
our fitness and social media app.
Now, with this, you can see
each other's achievements,
share workouts, track progress.
It auto recognizes
over 60 exercise moves.
And you add friends
by bumping bits, like this.
- Fun.
- [BRICK] Huh?
Gym bros.
Alright, one week. Why not?
Well, at least it'll get me
out of the apartment of horrors.
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
- [BELCHING]
- Ugh, Jesus.
Okay, that is distinct, pal.
- Sorry.
- Yeah, yeah.
[UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES]
I see.
[AUTOMATED VOICE]
Are you doing a dumbbell curl?
[ALEX] Oh, that's cool.
Or, or scary.
Yeah, it's kind of a fine line.
[UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES]
- [METAL CLANGING]
- [ALEX] Oh, no.
- Oh, no, oh, no.
- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Number one rule of lifting,
always use a spotter.
It's highly dangerous not to.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
Um, hi, I'm-I'm Rodney.
Alex.
Oh, I'm sorry. There's
something sticky on the bar.
Oh, gyms are just petri dishes.
Plantar warts, folliculitis, ringworm.
- [DUMBBELLS CLANG]
- [ZIPPER BUZZES]
I have a zero tolerance policy
for health risks.
Uh, yeah. That's kind of my passion.
Thank you.
Rule two of lifting is always
rotate your muscle groups.
So, today, I'm doing chest and arms
and tomorrow legs and butt.
Ah, something to look forward to.
[RODNEY CHUCKLES]
So, y-you guys want to bump bits?
Brick Fits, so, uh, we can,
we can be buddies?
- Sure. Yeah.
- [TRACKERS CHIME]
Yeah.
I'm not really in, uh, the market
for new pals right now, but thanks.
I'll take those.
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
The fuck is happening now?
- [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
- [AUTOMATED VOICE] You set
- a new gym record.
- [ALL YELLING]
I would do anything
for gains like that.
Honestly, Rodney, I think it's great
you don't look like you spend
your entire life in the gym.
Oh, but I'm here almost every day.
[ALEX] No, no, I mean it in a good way.
[KEVIN] No stuff like
the good stuff, fellas.
- Fuck, yeah!
- Enjoy your workout, ladies.
Oh, my God.
What is this feeling?
It's like hitting the vape
minus the existential dread.
It's like my body is happy
with me or something.
Endorphins. You got a workout high.
Ah, I see.
You know, I knew it wasn't just health
and dignity
that drove people to do this.
- I'll see you tomorrow?
- Alright.
- Uh, leg day, tomorrow.
- [ALEX] Mm-hmm.
- [DISTANT SHIP HORN BLARES]
- [BIRDS CHIRPING]
Hey, everybody, thanks for waiting.
I know this has
shook us all pretty deep.
I mean, mortality and death
in a place of health and life?
We all feel it. Yeah.
We'll be closed until this afternoon
while the authorities do their job.
I'm sorry, guys.
I know it's leg day for a lot of you.
- Alright.
- Wait, wh-what happened?
I don't know.
Rodney.
- You know the little guy, right?
- Yeah.
Went for a late workout.
Lifted way over what he's used to.
Damn fool crushed his neck
on the bench press.
He's dead.
Wait, he didn't have a spotter?
Like I said, damn fool.
Jesus.
When we met Rodney yesterday,
he was adamant
you always use a spotter.
Honey, he was flirting with you.
What about rule two?
Rotate muscle groups.
Why would he be on the bench press
in the middle of the night
when he already worked
out his chest and arms
that morning?
How about none of
our business, you know?
What if we just leave
it alone, like, uh
Gosh, that would feel really good to do
just for once in my life.
Is that alright?
Thank you.
So, still down for leg day?
Gosh, I-I guess, uh
I've been feeling a little
like a lone wolf lately, uh.
I'm not sure if maybe
you picked up on that.
You don't have to go
to the gym with me.
I-I just thought it was fun.
Okay, so, uh, what's going on here?
You, uh, new to the city or something?
No.
Just lonely.
Yeah. I, uh
Sorry.
I don't know what to say, kid.
I, uh Good luck.
- [INDISTINCT]
- Yeah.
We've got everything we need.
- I feel so bad.
- No,
accidents like this happen
more often than you'd think.
It's your insurance premium
you should worry about.
Now, you're free to reopen the gym now.
- We'll be in touch.
- Oh, thank you, officer.
One more question.
How do you get that cool
veiny look on your forearm?
Oh.
Wrist curls.
Three sets of 12,
each direction, twice a week.
Oh.
Sugar, come here.
Just be glad they didn't
search the office.
If they had found
the good stuff, God knows.
- Oh, um
- It's okay, sweetie.
Actually, um, we're almost out.
Can you bring some more over later?
Brick. No.
Until the cops wrap this up,
we're not selling anymore.
Come on, Lil, please. Okay?
I mean, we can't just cut the guys off.
Brick, I'm not going to jail
so that Kevin can stay yoked.
And that's the end of it.
[DOOR OPENS]
[DOOR CLOSES]
[LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING]
[SIGHS]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
Get in the zone!
New delivery just in.
Plenty more where that
came from, new supplier.
Put the word out.
[KEVIN] It's all there.
Alright, guys. Enjoy the good stuff.
[KEVIN] That's fresh.
This taste funky to you?
No, it's good.
Come on.
[UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES]
Alright, kid. Let's not make
a whole thing about it, alright?
- [BELCHES]
- [STOMACH GURGLING]
That's it.
Dude.
My shit is fucked up.
There's something off
about this batch, man.
Okay, well, um,
every batch is different.
So much depends on the mother's diet.
Um, maybe she ate a lot of cheese.
I can put down ricotta all day, bro.
I know the good stuff,
and this ain't it.
Don't play fucking games with me, man.
You're selling us some
really egregious shit.
- Oh.
- [STOMACH GRUMBLING]
What was that about?
Who, Kevin?
He's, uh
He's just mad the
pull-down machine is broken.
Huh
Uh, he just said it's broken.
Ah, it is, and yet he was lying.
What makes you so sure?
Ah.
Yes, okay.
Uh, well, so
Eh. [SIGHS]
That's so crazy. W
Okay, wait. Two truths and a lie.
Do we have to?
I was born to a single
alcoholic teenage mother
in Springfield, Missouri.
I've started 11 failed businesses,
including two
that resulted in litigation.
I'm severely, like,
deathly allergic to cinnamon.
All true, and frankly,
a, a bit concerning.
That's amazing.
Maybe Brick knows more
than he's letting on.
- You should ask him.
- What happened to this whole
we're going to mind our own
business, leave things alone?
That's my new vibe.
I mean, I wasn't just jazzy riffing.
I-I meant it, you know, for real.
So, let's get back to leg day, please.
Alright, okay, understood. Yep.
Uh, Mr. Brick.
Poor Rodney.
Like, such a tragic accident.
Strange he didn't have a spotter.
Nobody around to do it.
But, um, we're not liable
for that, okay?
You all signed a release.
That is bullshit.
[ALEX] So he knows
it wasn't an accident
and he knows Rodney wasn't alone.
Well, it doesn't make him a murderer.
Fuck, I should have just
asked Brick if he did it.
What, no? That's unbelievably
dangerous, trust me.
Fine. So, Brick suspects
it wasn't an accident.
I mean, he did also lie
about Kevin being upset
about the pull-down being broken.
But it is broken.
Alright, uh, well, gosh, I don't know.
I mean, uh, well, maybe Kevin's
upset about something else.
- [PEOPLE CHATTERING]
- [FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]
What the fuck are we doing?
- We're snooping.
- Why?
- This is fun.
- No!
- Shh!
- [BRICK] And the best part is
we're all natural.
I don't sell anything here
I wouldn't take myself.
Huh.
Was that bullshit?
Well, yeah. But what's weird is
a few days ago, it wasn't.
What changed? [GASPS] Oh.
Maybe Rodney discovered,
like, a steroid ring
or blood boy bank.
- A what?
- You know, blood boys?
- No!
- We got to search his office.
No.
Hard cut to what the fuck am I doing?
Lots of baby formula.
H-His wife works at that, uh,
baby doctor place, remember?
If you're looking for 'roids,
uh, check the fridge.
Nothing. Maybe he cleared it.
Speaking of, how about we
clear out? You know, please.
You're supposed to be the
lookout. Are you even looking?
Yes, of course I am.
Oh.
W-What's going on here?
What are you doing?
Searching your office.
Uh, for the sauna, which is not here.
So, Alex.
Uh, the sauna is, uh
Uh, so-so sorry.
Oh, there! I see it
I guess it was just
an accident at the gym.
Brick's got nothing
to hide, I was wrong.
- Ah, well.
- [BABY CRYING]
What?
Well, I mean, you know,
you, you searched,
but you didn't look
at the red bills on his desk.
Those are collection agency notices.
- Ooh!
- Which doesn't prove anything
but Brick is in a crunch.
And I got to admit
there's something about it
that just doesn't sit right
in my brain.
You know, like, uh, scattered pieces
of a puzzle or something, so, uh
Yes, we should go back tonight
and snoop around.
We can crack this.
Look, I swiped Brick's key card.
- We can sneak in.
- It's open 24 hours.
- We can snoop around anyway.
- Okay.
Uh, look, I know this all seems
like hijinks and adventure to you,
but I know where this goes,
it's, uh, bullets.
You know, people trying to
burn you to death, alligators, uh
People, well, they don't like the
truth as much as they think they do.
That doesn't sound fun.
I mean, the, the alligator
stuff kind of does, but
No, actually. No, not fun, alright?
You turn up with your kid sister
golden retriever energy,
saying the word "snoop,"
next thing I know,
but, uh, I'm sorry, I can't.
I really, I can't.
It is none of my business.
The guy we met is dead.
And because of your gift,
we might be the only ones who can
None of my business, okay?
The end, period.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So.
[BABY CRYING]
Ah, nuts.
Alex.
Alex.
Alex!
- Ah, geez.
- [BABY CRYING]
[KEVIN BELCHING]
[KEVIN] I've got a blinding headache.
[PATRONS GROANING]
Shut up, Kev.
- I feel sick, bro.
- [PATRON] Disgusting.
What's the health code rating
on this place anyway?
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
[ZIPPER BUZZES]
I have a zero tolerance
policy for health risks.
[KEVIN] I still think there's
something off with the good stuff.
[BODYBUILDERS] Good stuff!
Did I mention that we're
a 100% all-natural gym?
♪
[CHARLIE] H-His wife works at
that, uh, baby doctor place, remember?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
[BABY CRYING]
[BABY BELCHES]
- [KEVIN BELCHES]
- Ugh, Jesus.
Okay, that is distinct, pal.
- Excuse me.
- Hmm?
Oh, is that, uh, is that breast milk?
Y-Yeah. What
- That's none of your business.
- Hmm.
Well, I just, uh, I just
made it my business.
- What?
- [BABY CRYING]
[CHARLIE] Oh, hey, Brick!
Hi, I, uh, it's great to see you
'cause I-I actually have
been meaning to ask you, um.
For a machine, I need a, a spotter.
Right, 'cause that's how
Gosh, that's how Rodney got
into all that trouble, huh?
Yeah.
'Cause he didn't have a spotter.
Right.
And he was here all alone.
Mm-hmm.
Gosh, it's a shame that
you weren't here to warn him.
Yeah, I mean, it is a shame
that I wasn't here.
Right.
- [TRACKER CHIMES]
- Huh.
Huh, looks like we're buddies now.
Kind of cute. Alright.
I, uh, I-I'm going to look
you up, um, on neck day.
Okay, okay.
Uh, I saw you working out Saturday,
the day that Rodney died.
You deleted the data,
you son of a bitch.
The leaderboard.
New gym record, 1:55 a.m.?
The night that Rodney died.
Huh. Gotcha.
[AUTOMATED VOICE] You loved a workout.
[TRACKER CHIMES]
- [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
- Huh?
[BRICK] Oh, no.
No, I do not love murder
exercises, delete love.
- Oh, shit.
- Activate delete.
- Unsubscribe.
- [DOOR THUDDING]
[STEAM HISSING]
[MUFFLED] Brick. No, Brick.
Hey, you don't have to do this, man.
- [MUFFLED] I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, don't do it, don't do it.
Don't [GRUNTS] Don't do it!
Don't do it!
- [CHARLIE KNOCKING]
- Brick. Wait, wait, wait.
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey, everyone, um, can I
please have your attention?
I just got word that there's
a, uh, a gas leak
in the building next door.
I need everyone to calmly exit.
So sorry.
["THE WAY OF THE WORLD"
BY LISA FURR PLAYING IN GYM]
[SIGHS]
- [TRACKER CHIMES]
- What?
You muscle-headed bastard.
Brick!
[MUFFLED SHOUTING] Let me out!
Brick, let me out of here!
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
Hey, hey, hey!
Hello? Anyone, anyone, anyone, hello?
[AUTOMATED VOICE]
Are you doing aerobics?
What? Ah!
[TRACKER CHIMES]
"Charlie C is doing heel raises."
[GRUNTING]
[TRACKER CHIMES]
"Charlie C is doing arm circles."
[PANTING]
"Charlie C is doing lunges."
"Charlie C is doing pushups."
[PANTING]
Heel raises, arm circles,
lunges, pushups.
Come on, kid. Come on,
you got to figure this out.
Work with me here. Come on!
Heel raises, arm circles,
lunges, pushups.
H-A-L-P. H-Halp?
Halp?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[AUTOMATED VOICE] I am
strong, brave, and beautiful.
I believe in myself completely.
[KEYCARD BEEPS]
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING IN OFFICE]
[AUTOMATED VOICE] I
trust myself and my intuition.
I embrace my flaws and imperfections.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[MUFFLED] What the fuck?!
Oh, my God.
He did it. No, Brick, he killed Rodney,
and, and he deleted the evidence.
[ALEX] We'll worry about it later.
- Let's get out of here.
- Okay.
Halp, halp, you know?
You could've done elbow dips.
"E." H-E-L-P.
[CHARLIE] Jesus, I was trying
[CHARLIE PANTING]
- [CHARLIE] Oh, shit.
- [BOTH YELLING]
I thought I heard something.
[AUTOMATED VOICE]
Is that a discus throw?
Oh, my God. Man, this
isn't going to work, okay?
Nobody is going to believe that I died
trying to lift any more than,
I don't know, what,
five pounds maximum.
I-I'm sorry, but I can't let you leave.
We won't tell anybody. What do
we care about a dead meathead?
Meathead?
I have a PhD in exercise science!
- [DUMBBELL THUDS]
- [CHARLIE] Geez!
Alright, alright, alright!
That's very, very
impressive, seriously!
Hey, maybe we misunderstood
this whole situation.
You know, maybe Rodney, you know,
he crushed his own windpipe.
- Shut up!
- [METAL CLANGS]
- You mother
- [GLASS SHATTERS]
[CHARLIE YELLS]
- Get him!
- [ALL GRUNTING]
Get him. Ow!
[BRICK GRUNTING]
- Alex!
- [BRICK YELLS]
- [CHARLIE] Ow.
- [BRICK GRUNTS]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[LILY] Francis John Bricatino!
What is the meaning of this?
Lil. Um, no, no.
See, you don't understand.
Lil, they were going to tell on me.
About the good stuff? It's okay, baby.
We'll take the consequences,
we'll figure it out.
Actually, it was the murder.
I-I'm sorry. The what?
He killed Rodney.
Yeah, he tried to make
it look like an accident.
Shut up!
Lil, Lil, look, I'm-I'm sorry, okay?
- Wh
- The, the gym was in trouble.
Rodney was going to tell the city.
We got into a fight, Lil.
He kicked me.
I didn't mean to do it.
I swear, I didn't mean to do it.
[SOBBING] I didn't mean to.
I just wanted to
I just
I just wanted to create a space
where people could celebrate
the glory of the human body,
Lil, alright?
And get really, really ripped.
It was an accident.
Oh, my God. [CRYING]
I I, I
I did a bad, bad thing.
I did a bad, bad thing.
It's okay.
[MOUTHING]
It's okay, it's okay, my baby boy.
We'll figure this out, okay?
[BRICK CRYING]
[MOANING]
[SIRENS WAILING]
Uh, well, another community
down the drain.
If it takes lies
to keep something together,
it deserves to fall apart.
[CHARLIE] Gosh, you
You really believe that, don't you?
Yeah.
Yes, I think that you might be
the most honest person I have ever met.
I mean, I have not heard
you tell not one single lie.
I mean, I'm talking
not a big whopper one,
uh, not a
Not a little white one.
Yeah. I don't believe in it.
If you ask me a question and I lie,
who are you having a conversation with?
Nobody.
I can see why you
don't have many friends.
Any friends.
A wise woman once told me
people don't like the truth
as much as they think they do.
Ah, I see what you did there.
Well, Alex, you got one now.
You too.
I've actually been meaning
to ask you this.
How did you end up in New York?
It's kind of an unbelievable story, uh.
I used to play poker,
you know, for money.
Oh, my God.
It never even occurred to me
how rich you should be.
Uh, yeah, t-turns out that's
a, that's a terrible idea, okay?
So, uh, I'm, uh,
living out in the desert
and, uh, well, I fell in
with a spicy crowd.
[ALEX] Oh, my God.
[CHARLIE] Lethal. [CHUCKLES] Anyway
sync & corrections awaqeded
["WARNING" BY CAROLYN HESTER PLAYING]
It's the same you ♪
It's the same me ♪
But baby, there's begun
to be a change in me ♪
Warning ♪
Storm clouds all around morning ♪
Somehow you didn't see the warning ♪
Storm clouds all over me ♪
[SONG FADES OUT]