The Bad Guys: Breaking In (2025) s02e10 Episode Script

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[heist music playing]
[brakes squeak]
[Wolf] Everything's changed.
Ripper beat us at our own game
and made good on her promise
to get criminals off the streets.
The city rewarded her for it.
And worse,
the governor's given her total authority.
To eradicate crime
and make this a perfect city.
Yeah!
[Ripper Bots whirring]
[Wolf] Even the small-timers
have been swept up in her crusade.
Huh?
Wait! I could just put another quarter in!
Please!
[Wolf] Now the city's
become unrecognizable.
[Ripper Bot beeping]
[Channel 6 Action News music playing]
Tiffany Fluffit live from the museum,
where, with no more crime,
these guards are out of a job.
- I need to feed my family!
- [sighs]
That's rough.
Fortunately, as a crime reporter,
my job is secure.
[gasps] Wait…
[sinister music playing]
[Ripper Bots beeping]
[Wolf] The day of the statue heist
was supposed to be the end of Ripper…
[Webs whimpers]
[Wolf] …the day The Bad Guys
got back to our crime streak.
[Ripper Bots beeping]
[Wolf] Instead, it was the day Ripper won.
Will we ever get out of here?
Will The Bad Guys ever be bad again? Will…
…you ever be quiet? [groans]
Solitary would be a vacation
at this point.
Can we please just focus on
finding a way to get out of here?
Way ahead of you.
Sweet freedom, here we come!
[jabbers]
[crackling]
[groans]
- [Shark sniffs]
- Not so sweet.
[heist music playing]
[engine revving]
[hisses]
[tires screeching]
We've got to get out of here.
But how? Hmm.
Maybe I… Huh.
And then I could… [gasps] I've got it!
[jabbers]
[crackling]
Everything we've tried has failed.
[Wolf grunting]
Technically,
my tunnel escape hasn't failed,
it just hasn't succeeded yet.
Snake, tell me you've found a way out
through the plumbing.
Nah, it's a closed loop.
But there is good news.
I can get to other cells
through the toilet pipes and trade.
What do you want? Snack cakes?
Hair gel? Ramen noodles?
[retches]
Ooh! Toilet snacks!
I could hack our cell door if my computer
wasn't locked up in evidence.
And the soap laptop I made
isn't really working.
Once again, I would love to use
some of that soap for a toilet shower.
I'm getting sticky in here!
Snake, maybe you can trade this
for the real thing.
I'm good, but I'm not that good.
We need some primo stuff
to trade for your real laptop.
[elevator whirring]
Good morning, criminals.
And what a beautiful morning it is.
Outside,
the city is more perfect than ever.
And in here, all of you
are right where you belong.
Locked up forever.
- [Wolf snarls]
- [Snake hisses]
You're lucky you're out there
and we're in here.
[laughs] Might as well get comfortable.
But not too comfortable.
It's about to get
a lot more crowded in here.
Guard Gary? No!
Oh, what could that sweet
dumpling of a man have possibly done
to deserve this?
He was found
breaking into the museum at night,
after being fired.
You can fire me,
but I'll never stop guarding.
Well, you broke in,
so you're a criminal now.
And a criminal
is all any of you will ever be.
But the rest of this city
still has a chance.
A chance to be perfect,
now that I'm here to take out the trash
and clean house.
- Oh, yeah? I'll clean your house.
- Huh?
I mean, like, the big house, aka prison…
because I'm gettin' us out of here!
[Wolf grunting]
Aha! Aha! I knew it!
I found a-a…
old toothbrush.
Yuck!
Ooh! I call dibs!
These chompers are starting to feel…
mossy.
Wait. We've got something here.
Aha! Toilet paper!
The most precious prison commodity of all.
[gasps] Do you think you can trade it
to get my laptop back?
Does a toilet in this hemisphere
flush counterclockwise? You betcha.
[water splashes]
[toilet flushing]
[toilet water sloshing]
[Snake chuckles]
[Snake chuckles, hisses]
[Snake blows]
Absolutely not.
[groans] But I really have to go!
- [Piranha groans]
- Did you get it?
- [retches]
- Wahoo! Yes!
What did I tell ya?
You are lookin' at the toilet king.
All right, guys. Usually,
we heist our way into places.
Today, we get out.
Webs, how are those doors lookin'?
[keyboard clacking]
What doors?
Ripper's got this place
on a tight schedule.
Too tight.
Everything happens the same way
at the same time, every day.
And three, two…
[Piranha grunts]
[clattering]
[Ripper Bot whirring]
[gasps]
Beep-boop-boop-beep-bop.
[Ripper Bot beeping]
Bop-bop-boop-beep-mm-mm.
He learned to talk like a microwave oven?
[Ripper Bot beeping]
Beep-boop-beep-bop-bop.
[Ripper Bot beeping]
Beep-beep-boop-bop. Beep-beep.
[buzzer]
I mean, uh…
[Ripper Bot whirring]
[gasping]
[chuckles]
[Ripper Bot beeping]
[Ripper Bot alarms wailing]
Go, go, go!
[Piranha grunts]
[grunts]
[clattering]
[Piranha laughs]
[grunting]
[keyboard clacking]
[Ripper Bot beeping]
Hey! Robo-bozo? Eat this!
[laughter]
Don't just stare. Get out of here!
I leave you in charge for one afternoon,
and you let The Bad Guys escape?
All because you were distracted
by a little food mess?
[Ripper Bot whirring sadly]
I caught them once.
I can catch them again.
But this time,
I've learned from my mistakes.
I've been far too lenient.
Let me see your control panel.
[Ripper Bot whirring]
Yes, I'm sure!
I'm cranking your sensitivity
all the way up.
[sinister whirring]
From now on,
we won't just go after criminals.
We'll crack down on mischief,
blunders, taboos,
and my personal pet peeve, faux pas.
I'd like to see The Bad Guys
try to escape me now.
[Wolf laughs] We escaped! Ha-ha!
Oh, the air is so pure out here.
[inhales deeply, sighs]
[inhales]
Tastes like freedom.
[sighs] You think Ripper has noticed
that we're gone yet?
Who cares?
I hope we never see her face again.
Locking us up,
ruining our perfect crime streak.
So, what are we gonna do now?
What criminals like us always do.
Leave town, create new identities,
start doing crimes somewhere else.
Ooh! Maybe I'll grow a mustache again.
Snake, your last attempt at a mustache
was just like gross upper-lip molting.
And leave the city? Really?
Do we have to? That's sad.
We made a lot of memories in this place.
But what other option do we have?
There's still so much
I wanted to hack into.
So much privacy I still haven't invaded.
[Wolf] There's the alley
where I picked my first pocket.
And there's the alley where I got arrested
for picking my first pocket.
[beeping]
[Piranha] And I see our old lair.
Can't believe I accidentally blew it up.
The old lair was over there.
Ah, I'll never forget it.
What if there's another way?
This place is part of us.
[whirring approaching]
Uh, Wolf?
[Wolf] Think about it.
- Ripper doesn't know we escaped yet.
- Wolf?
We've got the upper hand,
the element of surprise.
Wolf!
[Ripper Bot beeps]
God, boy!
C-Couldn't you guys wait a second
and not undercut my whole speech?
Now I feel silly.
What do we do?!
Y-You got the wrong guy!
My name is… Johnny "The Stache" Tropicana.
[Ripper Bots beeping]
Eh, well, it was worth a shot.
[horn blaring]
[clattering]
Get in!
[Ripper Bot alarms wailing]
[wailing stops]
Thanks for saving our hides back there.
Ripper and her Bots have it out for us.
Ripper's not just trying
to stop criminals anymore.
She's cracking down on
anyone who isn't "perfect."
She's outlawed gum-chewing,
staying up late, loud music,
untucked shirts,
pineapple on pizza.
Well, that one I kind of agree with.
No one is safe!
Honestly, I miss your guys' antics.
There's not much for a crime reporter
to do without crime to report on.
It's just fluff pieces
and ribbon cuttings.
Oh, and she even banned oversized
novelty scissors, so what is the point?
Ripper's not going to stop
until the city is absolutely perfect,
so I'm getting out.
I can drop you guys anywhere you want,
just not Barstow.
I never stop in Barstow.
Thanks for the offer, Tiffany,
and also for the mysterious personal
revelation, but we're not leavin'.
[brakes squeal]
[Snake] We're not?
We can't stand by
and let Ripper ruin our city
in some twisted vision of perfection.
You know, I thought
we had to be the perfect criminals,
go on the perfect crime streak,
but now that that's been blown,
I've realized…
So, we're not perfect.
So what?
Does that make us any less of criminals?
Yes.
No?
Maybe.
D, all of the above.
Trying to be perfect, you end up
tossing out the good with the bad.
Exactly.
What I realized is that perfection…
perfection is a prison.
And a perfect city is just one big prison
Ripper's trying to make.
But this is our city,
and it's worth saving. What do you say?
We're in. But how are we gonna do this?
I mean, Ripper's got an army of Bots.
I have an idea, but we can't do it alone.
Tiffany, before you go,
will you help us
make the news bulletin of a lifetime?
Shark, Piranha, I need your help.
Sure thing, Wolf.
We're ready for anything after getting out
of that dark, stinky, miserable prison.
- I'm sending you back to that prison.
- [gasps]
J-Just temporarily.
I need you to break out the other group
so they can help us.
It took us ages to figure out
how to get out of that place.
And no offense to the Fin Bros, but we're
not the smartest fish in the barrel.
Facts.
I already hacked the security system.
The prison blocks all signals inside,
so you won't be able to reach me on comms.
But you just need to enter this password
into the central computer
to open all the cell doors.
It's easy. You can't screw it up.
Don't tell me what I can't do!
All right, team,
let's take down Ripper and save our city.
[chuckles]
Is it always this fun being bad?
[scoffs] No wonder
you do this for a living.
[heist music playing]
[Ripper Bot whirring]
[whispering] Ripper Bot.
We need to sneak in and disarm it.
Steady. Steady.
Steady…
Why am I the one holding you?
I know I'm the muscle,
but you're five times bigger.
[Shark gasps]
- You almost got us caught!
- My bad. Won't happen again.
[Shark screams, grunts]
- [Shark groans]
- [Piranha grunts]
Okay, Webs already hacked the system,
so we should be able to get in
with that password she gave us.
- Hand me the paper.
- What? I thought you had it.
No, that was your job.
I disagree, Fin Bro.
But we don't have time to argue.
The password was something
really easy to remember,
so we just have to remember it.
[in unison] Hmm.
[groans] All I can think about is the word
"burger." Is the password "burger"?
My brain is just like a-a big neon sign
flashing, "Burger! Burger! Burger!"
It's not "burger."
It's something else. It's a… Hmm.
Maybe it is "burger."
Dang!
I could have sworn.
Should we try "burger-burger"?
Oh, that's definitely it.
[keyboard clacking]
[keyboard clacking]
I've hacked Ripper's announcement system.
It's go time.
- Ready?
- [in unison] Ready.
[laptop beeps]
[camera beeps]
No running, skipping, or jumping.
And remember,
mixing stripes and plaid
will not be tolerated.
[woman sighs]
Let's all be more like me,
to make a more perfect c [glitches]
Hi. It's me,
your favorite neighborhood criminal.
Or, at least, I used to be,
before Ripper tried to get rid of us.
Maybe, at first,
you thought that was a good thing.
But how does it feel now that Ripper's
made criminals out of all of you?
In her twisted mission
to make everything perfect,
she's lost sight of perfectly good enough.
Because nobody's actually perfect.
We're all a mash-up
of good and bad parts mixed together.
Be honest, do you really
want to be perfect all the time?
That's boring.
Isn't it more fun to stay up past curfew?
Wear white after Labor Day?
Eat dessert before dinner?
Press all the buttons on the elevator?
Shake up a soda can, man!
Chew with your mouth open.
Rock socks and sandals.
Don't use your indoor voice.
"No shirt, no shoes," no problem.
That's right.
You may not be perfect, but who cares?
You're one of us.
[Ripper Bots whirring]
Find a way to turn this nonsense off!
You see, perfection is a prison,
and it's time to break out.
We're all counting on you.
For the good of the city, be a little bad.
[Ripper] All right, everyone.
Clearly,
a criminal element is still afoot.
But not for long.
Now, back as you were.
And no gawking! That's against the rules.
[sighing]
[cackles maniacally]
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Shakey soda? Nuh-uh-uh.
Bots!
[cheering]
No!
Find me those Bad Guys.
[groans] Okay, so it's not "burger,"
"burger-burger," or "hamburger."
D-Do we try "burger-ham"? Is that nuts?
I mean, what even is a burger?
A protein surrounded by carbs.
So, is a burger a sandwich?
Is it a taco?
Is a calzone a burger?
Is the password "calzone"?
Snap out of it!
We have to figure this out!
Our city and everyone in it
is depending on us.
Hey, what's that?
What's what? Huh?
So, funny story. Turns out,
I did have the password this whole time.
[groans]
"Webs'-Password-This-Is-A-Good-Password-
Good-Job-Webs."
[console beeps]
Let's blow this joint!
Wahoo!
[prisoners cheering]
[in unison] Fin Bros!
[cheering]
[Ripper Bot alarms wailing]
[beeping intensifies]
Who wants dessert
before dinner?
- [cheering]
- Whoa!
Those Bots look more fried than me
after an epic sunbathing sesh. [chuckles]
Guess Ripper
shouldn't have made 'em so sensitive.
There's no way
they can keep up with all this.
Hey, you! Look here!
I'm a criminal
who just sprung out of prison!
And I also just escaped prison,
but I did it
without wearing clean underwear.
I put down drinks without coasters.
I eat my burritos middle out.
[beeping intensifies]
[laughs] Gnar-gnar.
[cheering]
Where are they?
You said they were spotted over here.
[Ripper Bot beeps]
[Kevin] Oh, hey.
We were just about to burp the alphabet.
You guys want in? [burping]
Those aren't The Bad Guys!
[in unison] We are all The Bad Guys!
[cheering]
[Kevin burps]
[cheering continues]
See? What did I tell ya?
Those little Bots of hers can't keep up.
The city's with us.
But how do we take down Ripper?
Now comes the fun part,
my fine finned friend.
We get to do what we do best. Be bad.
[tires screeching]
Hold on to your breakfast!
[tires squealing]
[Snake laughs, gasps]
[Ripper Bots whirring]
We got company!
I was wondering
when we might run into you.
Hello, Bad Guys.
Boy, you really love
living up to that name, don't you?
Let's see.
So far, I have you
for breaking out of prison,
hacking my audio-visual equipment,
wearing white after Labor Day.
Disgraceful.
You guys like? I think I'm gonna keep it.
- Real sharp.
- Ooh, yeah. I like it.
Enough! I'm taking you back to prison,
where you belong.
Bots!
Hmm. Okay. I guess you could do that.
But I have a feeling
you're gonna have trouble
calling off this little situation
without us.
We have a proposal
that could work for all of us.
I think you'll find these terms agreeable.
We'll see about that.
[groans] You think you're so funny.
[laughter]
But we'll see who's laughing
when you're back behind bars.
Nobody!
Because laughing's against my rules!
[Ripper Bots beeping]
[sinister whirring]
Oh! Did you just litter?
[Wolf tuts]
Pretty sure that's against the rules.
A nasty thing to do.
Even I don't litter.
Yeah. Protect the environment, yo!
[Ripper Bots beeping]
Wait. No. You tricked me.
I don't know, Shark. What do we think?
Beep-boop-boop-boop-beep.
[Ripper Bot beeping]
Hey, you work for me. Stand down.
Don't make me get nasty, Bots.
[groans]
Eat darts!
[grunts]
[Ripper Bots beeping]
[groans]
Well, that backfired. Literally.
[Ripper Bots beeping]
[Ripper Bot whirring]
Bye, Ripper.
A crime is a crime,
and a criminal is a criminal.
But some of us are better at it
than others. [chuckles, hisses]
[Channel 6 Action News music playing]
With Ripper locked behind bars
thanks to her own "zero strikes" policy,
the city has finally returned
to being perfectly imperfect.
The museum is even opening a new exhibit
on Famous Rule-Breakers
Throughout History.
And guess who gets to cut the ribbon!
Bring me the giant scissors!
- Whoo!
- [cheering]
Nice work, everybody.
We got our city back.
And great call on the burgers, guys.
- Anytime.
- Mm. Had a craving, for some reason.
I'm just glad we don't have to leave town.
I've grown to like doing crimes here
with you bozos.
Maybe I will grow that stache.
- It's so upsetting.
- Don't do it, man.
- I wouldn't.
- We'll call that a "maybe."
So, uh, Wolf, what do we do now?
How about a good old-fashioned heist?
[engine starts]
It's crime time.
And from now on,
nothing's gonna slow us down.
[ominous music playing]