The Troop (2009) s02e10 Episode Script

Tracker says
the monster's here.
It's too crowded.
We'll never be able
to find anything.
Except a cavalcade
of savings.
Remember the Evolvosaurus
turns into
the last living
thing it touches.
So it could be anyone.
Alright Evolvosaurus,
justice is served.
This is going to be sweet.
Ha!
[screams]
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
How dare you?!!!!
Ow!!!!!!!
Not sweet!
Not sweet!!!!!
Forget the Tracker,
I've gotta use my gut.
If I was gonna hide in
this crowd, who would I be?
Target acquired!
That kid?
Eat plasma beams,
monster!
Jake are you sure?
[Laser fire]
Jake, shouldn't he be morphing
into a monster?
Yeah.
He will be.
Any second now.
Get the snark ready,
here it comes.
In 3, 2, 1.
Um, in 50, 49, 48
[laser fire]
Good work, Jake.
How'd you know?
Instincts.
Good call, man.
It would be pretty
embarrassing to get it wrong.
I am not done with you.
Thisisanangry
oldlady!!!!
[fart sounds]
Something wrong, Jake?
You know, aside from
the smell of the Gleegor.
It's Hayley.
[loud fart sound]
Is that snoring?
Tell me that's snoring.
Not snoring.
So, what about Hayley?
I don't know how to get
to the next level with her.
I want to, but I'm afraid
I'll damage our friendship.
That's why I never date
anyone I actually like.
Look, you're putting
too much pressure on this.
Don't need to ask
her out.
Just tell her you're going
to be a certain place
at a certain time,
then very casually tell her
you're more than welcome
to hang out
And then you just
hang out.
And do what?
Hang.
Just Hang.
Trust me, pretty soon
you're a couple
and no one will even know
how it happened.
I actually went steady with
Amy Robinson for three years,
and nobody knew
about it.
Not even Amy.
[loud fart sounds]
Is the Gleegor snoring?
(Both): No!
Good news.
International has scheduled
a Level 10 Monster Transfer
for this evening
but be careful the Evolvosaurus
is super conniving.
Whatever you do,
don't touch it.
Right. I'm on it.
[loud fart sounds]
Just Jake.
Why just Jake?
Kirby, you're a great Trooper
in almost every other way,
but you're fighting skills
are lacking.
Please, I'm the toughest
in the group.
Aside from Jake.
And Hayley.
Okay, I'm a solid third.
Okay, tough stuff,
that Gleegor is a two
and a half foot blob
of inert goo.
Think you can take it?
Puh-leeze.
Okay, my fighting skills
need fine tuning.
Get ready to be tuned.
We've called in a combat
trainer from International:
The Hammer.
The Hammer?
There is no one better.
Swamp him out boys!
The Hammer beat me
mercilessly for weeks.
Brutally attacking me
over and over again.
Turning up where I least
expected it.
No rest, only endless pain
and humiliation.
You'll have a good time.
Yeah.
[continuous fart sounds]
[rock music]
[rock music]
[rock music]
[rock music]
[rock music]
[applause]
You guys rocked it.
Hand out these flyers.
so we can have a huge
audience tonight.
I will see you guys then.
Great job, Hayley.
You know I complained
in the beginning,
but I am really glad
I'm doing this.
I knew you'd be a natural.
Did you have any training?
Just a lifetime of
being chased by
the deadliest monsters
in the known universe.
And a year of tap.
Nice job, ladies.
Hayley, I have something
to ask you.
Something important.
Yet, very casual,
but still important.
Wow, this sounds big.
It is.
Hayley, I'm going to be
at Hannigan's later
just hanging out.
And?
That's it.
Hanging out.
That's what you wanted
to ask me.
It's not even a question.
It isn't?
No, it's not.
Right.
Well, Hayley,
you could hang out.
If you want or not.
It's your call.
No pressure.
You are asking me if I maybe
want to hang out
at Hannigan's with you?
Yes.
This is so romantic
I think.
So what's your answer?
I guess.
Maybe.
The monster transfer team
will be here soon.
They're gonna open
the portal there.
[loud sonic sound]
What's that?
We've got a visitor.
The Hammer is coming down.
[loud sonic sound]
Prepare yourself.
[loud sonic sound]
[laughs]
Mr. Stockley,
that's my trainer?
She's just a little
girl.
[girly scream]
Ahhh!
Kirby, this is the Hammer.
Shyla Hammer.
Nice to meet you.
Listen, I really appreciate
you stopping by,
but I don't think I need
your help.
No offense.
None taken.
I'll make you a deal,
if you can stop this hand,
I'll give you your combat
certificate and go home.
Stop your hand,
that's all?
I'm going to take
my right hand,
then grab your left foot and
throw you hard to the ground,
completely disabling you.
All you have to do
is get out of the way.
Think you can handle that?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
I can handle--
Whaaa!!!!!
Hey, Hammer good
to see you.
Gotta do my cell check.
Kirby.
Take care, Hayley.
[moaning]
We have a problem
in sector D, Level 72.
The Evolvosaurus.
Hayley!
Don't let the Evolvo
touch you!
Alright?
(Hoarse voice): Alright.
Wow, that was a close one.
I'm glad that monster is
being sent back tonight.
Back tonight.
This is the third time
you fell for the snare trap.
I see a candy bar inside a
spring loaded piece of rope
and I pick it up.
My only crime
is being human.
I'm coming after you,
Kirby.
You'll never know when
and you may not know where,
but I'm coming after you.
I'm not scared.
Okay, I'll be honest.
I'm a little scared.
Hayley, you sure
you're okay?
You're kinda acting strange.
(Hoarse voice):
Hayley, not strange!
Hayley same as always!
Good enough for me.
(PDA): Algebra class.
Aaaah!!!!!!!!
What that?!
It's your PDA?
Your whole life
is on that thing.
Hayley life on PDA.
Hayley is normal, human.
Cool.
See you at Hannigan's.
For some hanging out.
Here, Hayley, I made
you cupcakes.
Cupcakes!
Well, see you later.
Hayleywhoa!!!
[grunts]
I've been thinking, I don't
think I can go through
with the dance
recital tonight.
Dance recital?
Just not used to being
in front of people.
I'm used to hiding.
I can see you're
nervous too.
Please don't be
disappointed in me.
Disappointed?
I knew you'd do this
to me.
I knew you'd guilt me
into doing the show--
make me feel like
I'm abandoning everyone.
Abandoning?
Fine! I'll do it!!!!
Stop pestering me.
(PDA):WishKimmy,
HappyBirthday!
Kimmy!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!
(PDA): Report due in Biology!
Algebra class, bring flowers
for
Mr. Carlton's retirement class.
Aw!
Come on, man!
Kirby?
Yah!!!!
Don't do that to me.
I just wanted to say
thank you.
Hayley and I have a super
casual agreement
to hang at Hannigan's later.
Oh, you're trying to avoid
the Hammer, aren't you?
Yeah, she's been
"training me" all day.
She sends me out, tracks me
down and then she attacks me.
It's been brutal.
I know.
I went on a trip to
the Grand Canyon
and she hid inside
a donkey.
Don't ask me where.
Good luck and thanks.
Ahhh!!
[grunts]
Sorry.
But it's your own fault.
Very lifelike.
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!
You have to be ready
at any time!
If I were an AquaBat,
you'd be dead right now!
I'm not dead?
Just remember-- I could
be anywhere.
And with me comes
my death blow!
So, then, Courtney's like,
Marta says Shawn
is taking her
to Todd's party.
So you like Shawn,
but Shawn like Marta?
Aaargh!!!!! Teenage life
so confusing!
Make head hurt.
It's really simple, how do
I make Andy ask me out
so I can kiss him in front
of Shawn and Marta?
Hayley only walk with you
for more cupcakes.
No cupcakes, no talk!
Well, then you have
become officially stuck up.
Hayley not stuck up.
I think.
You okay there, champ?
I'm just expecting Hayley.
We were supposed
to hang out together.
Sounds serious.
Yeah, well no.
I'm keeping it super casual.
You can sit with me
while you wait.
I don't think that would
send the right message.
So, it's that kind of
super casual hang out, huh?
Yeah, I guess.
I just don't want anything
to mess up our friendship.
Like telling her you
like her.
Yeah.
You are such an idiot.
Maybe.
But I'm a starving idiot.
I hope she gets here soon.
Air fries.
You're the best.
I know.
Ketchup?
Yeah!
No!
(Hayley'sVoice):Wow,
Ineedamakeover.
Booty, booty, buttquake
Come on, Mr. Stockley,
would you look at how
clean this cell is!
Look at the straw!
Look at the pile of
No ordinary monster
would keep her cell this tidy.
Come on, you could
figure this out, please!
Okay, Evolvosaurus, get ready,
your transfer back to
the monster dimension
is in four hours.
Wait!
Turn around!
Exactly.
Something's not right.
Comeoverhere
andreadthis.
I knew it!
Yes, I'm saved.
[laughs]
Hey wait!
Leftovers!
Oh, man, Mr. Stockley wait,
come back!
Please!
Hey, Kirby, you okay?
No, I am not okay.
I've got a 14 year old girl
wailing on me.
The Hammer's relentless.
I came here so I can
finally relax.
Take a break.
Don't worry.
You'll look back at this
and laugh.
When?
When your ribs
start to heal.
Unless you find a way
to defeat her,
this'll never end.
Stop playing her game
and play yours.
Okay.
Take her out.
Kirby style.
Thanks.
How'd the super
casual date go?
She didn't show.
That's even more casual
than I thought.
Sorry.
I guess it's lucky you
know how she feels now
without damaging
the friendship.
Yeah, I feel pretty lucky.
Look at the cute
little baby!!
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!
Never let your guard down!
That's it!
I'm not letting you
win this one!
You'e stuck in that carriage
and I have the advantage.
I'm going to fight you
Kirby style.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Let's go, Yvonne.
Time for my nap.
Jokes on you, man!
I love my spaghetti!!
No, I don't.
Okay, let's put this one in
with the other monsters.
Okay, this is an Evolvosauraus,
so I want Level 10
Security Procedure.
They're sending me
to the monster dimension.
I'm doomed.
Well, that's the last
of them.
You hear that?
[muffled singing]
You ever seen that before?
Monsters sitting
around making crafts
and singing camp songs?
No.
That's odd.
That's very odd.
Ahhhh!!!!
I'm sensitive right now!
Gotcha.
Ahhhh!!!!!!
Gotcha!
Hologram.
Impressive.
You still need to work
on your fighting skills,
but you have mastered
the most important lesson:
overcoming your weakness
with your strengths.
My good looks?
No.
My animal magnetism?
No.
My charm?
Mind.
Oh, right.
Right, right.
This is for you.
Awesome!
A combat training certificate.
Thank you.
This means so much to me.
Don't get comfortable.
Kirby, Jake, report to
the Multi purpose Room stat!
Hayley may not be
who we think she is.
Excuse me.
And if I'm right, the
monster that looks like
the Evolvosaurus is Hayley.
And so Hayley is
the Evolvosaurus!
That's great news!
It is?
It means Hayley didn't
stand me up
the monster did.
[applause]
How can we be sure
that Hayley is the monster?
[rock music]
I'd say that's a pretty
good sign.
[rock music]
That's the Evolvosaurus:
one of the most treacherous
creatures in the universe.
And a pretty lousy dancer.
Let me call the Disposal
and tell them they have
Hayley in their truck.
That monster ruined
my date.
Let's take it down.
We can't touch it.
How can we capture it?
We should bring down
the curtain.
And I think the audience
would agree.
[laser fire]
I can explain.
I think the bad dancing
speaks for itself.
Show's over!!!!
[cheers and applause]
Kirby, could you give me
a hand here!
The Disposal Team's not
answering their WatchComs.
You've gotta get to them
before they send Hayley
into the monster zone.
Come on!
Excuse me!
Pardon me.
Now it's the Evolvosaurus's
turn.
[grunts]
Almost home.
Stop!
This is not a monster.
This is my super
casual friend
with the possibility
of a relationship!
It is?
The real monster
is in that truck!
Not me!
She's in the back of the truck.
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Sorry, I was vague.
We just have to figure
out a way to get it
to switch back.
Raaargh!!!!!!
No force!
I switch!
Teenage life too hard!!!
Let it go.
It was so happy
to go back.
it really hated
being you.
So, the "possibility
of a relationship?"
Really?
Who said that?