Twisted Metal (2023) s02e10 Episode Script

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- I'm adopting you, son.
- What?
Gotta keep your eye on the head.
Hey, Quatro.
You really do know how to drive.
I hope that we can team up
again in the next round.
QUATRO: Acknowledged.
Quiet, I messed up real bad.
We can fix this.
Quiet made a wish, and I came back,
and I made another wish.
It was a simple mistake,
so I'm here to undo my wish.
I gave you instructions.
One wish per car.
Drink from the well.
Everything will be taken care of.
Let's party!
And then one day, I got a job.
Eliminate everyone.
I'd never kill a kid.
We went on the run.
Vultures knocked me out.
The kid was gone.
Where'd you get that?
The thing in your hair?
I don't really know. I've had it
ever since I was a baby.
Dave, you still eat people?
[YELLING, GROANING]
"Dear bros and brahs"
Harold.
[LAUGHING, COUGHING]
We're being fumigated!
- Aah. Quiet.
- John.
CALYPSO: Wakey, wakey!
Welcome to the afterparty!
[THUNDER CRASHING]
[THUNDER CRASHING]
CALYPSO: Please pardon
the low visibility,
but in the animal kingdom,
the most elite hunters work in darkness.
So finding your quarry won't be easy.
Oh, but I'm getting ahead of myself.
Before you is an envelope.
Inside your envelope is a name.
Eliminate that target,
and you automatically move on
to the final round.
Mm-hmm. [SIGHS]
I'm going to squash you like a bug.
Oh, fuck yeah.
We're going to kill the insider.
QUATRO: Acknowledged.
Don't let it be her.
Please don't let it be her.
[EXHALES]
Easy.
CALYPSO: I'd move quickly,
because you are being hunted as well.
Oh, shit.
Fuck.
Fuck! Fuck!
- [THUNDER CRASHING]
- QUATRO: Warning,
barometric pressure dropping,
radiation levels rising.
CALYPSO: There are six drivers left.
But how many will survive?
This is the lightning round.
- [ENGINES STARTING]
- Oh, goody.
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Quatro, go! Drive!
[ENGINE REVVING]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[ENGINE REVVING]
[THUNDER CRASHING]
JOHN DOE: Quiet!
Quiet, please tell me you can hear this.
I can hear you, but I can't see you.
JOHN DOE: Are you okay? Where are you?
I'm in Roadkill. Where the hell are you?
I'm in Roadkill, like, an exact replica.
I knew he was going to pull
something like this.
He's trying to turn us
against each other.
Well, it's not going to work.
You heard what he said.
We take out our targets, which
shouldn't be that hard.
John, I got the kid.
Oh, shit.
I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do.
Fuck.
There you are.
- [TIRES SQUEALING]
- [GUNFIRE]
Suck it, John!
JOHN DOE: Shit!
John? John!
I'm coming!
[ENGINE REVVING]
[CLAPPING]
[GRUNTING]
- [COUGHING]
- You good?
I-I think so.
[CHILD VOICE] My head has an owie.
Grimm, you son of a bitch!
You killed Harold!
[SCOTTISH VOICE] You're not
going anywhere, mate.
Relax!
We'll get to you two.
Aw, why am I the only one chained up?
Because you're the only one
stupid enough to try anything.
Well, when you put it
like that, yeah, of course,
To say I'm disappointed
would be an understatement.
I've plotted out
a beautifully wicked round,
only to end up here conducting a trial
for you ingrates,
simply because you broke my rules,
an infraction for which there will be
delicious consequences.
We didn't break any of your rules, man.
I'm talking about the blood spilled
in our dormitory.
Blood?
Whose blood?
Yeah. What could you
possibly be talking about?
Dave.
Dave?
Dave!
Oh, no. Dave!
Dave!
What the hell happened to him?
- Nobody cares.
- Well, I see a rope.
Seems like a classic suicide.
That just makes sense, right?
Case closed.
No.
You killed him.
No, I didn't.
- What? Stu?
- No.
[NORMAL VOICE] I didn't think
you had it in you, kid.
You've been eating people in secret,
and when Dave discovered
your flesh stash,
you killed him to cover it up.
- Stu! Goddamn.
- STU: Wait.
No, I am not a cannibal.
Then how do you explain this?
I didn't do that. I-I swear.
One way to find out. [SNAPS FINGERS]
[GROANING]
SWEET TOOTH: If the teeth fit,
you're guilty as shit.
- Open wide.
- [SQUELCHES]
Aah!
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
A perfect match.
Stu, a murderous Cinderella.
Who would'a thunk it?
Okay, yes.
I bit Dave.
But I didn't swallow, I swear.
Now we're getting somewhere.
[THUNDER CRASHING]
[LAUGHING]
I've got eyes on Raven. Get me closer!
QUATRO: Acknowledged.
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[ENGINE REVVING]
Electromagnetic interference.
System error error-error-error.
Hola, me llamo Quatro.
[BLOWING]
System rebooting.
Hello, where can I drive you today?
Target the bitch!
[GUNFIRE]
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew!
That's one persistent roach.
Where's a boot when you need it?
I see you, John. Back up's coming.
Axel power!
- [WINCING]
- [TIRES SQUEALING]
[ENGINE REVVING]
Oh, shit.
[LAUGHING]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
- [SCREAMING]
- [GUNFIRE]
So that's when I went
into the locker room.
And I saw it.
He was going down on himself.
You know, S-ing his own D.
But it wasn't a D. It was an L.
A leg. Frostbite's leg.
I swear, Dave is the cannibal.
You can ask Mike.
He knows I don't eat people.
I don't know what to say.
Tell them I don't eat people.
Whether or not you found pleasure
in the taste of man is irrelevant.
Dave's blood is on your hands,
literally and metaphorically.
That's murder.
And that's against the rules.
No, no, no, no, no.
He was trying to kill me.
But then he slipped,
and he fell face first into a hook.
[LAUGHING]
[GRIMM SOUTHERN VOICE] A hook?
Well, bless your heart.
Yeah, like, for jackets and hats and
Whoa, are we talking about
a coat rack here?
A coat rack? Because I don't see
a coat rack doing that.
No, just a hook on the wall.
You can go check yourselves
if you don't believe.
[NORMAL VOICE]
That would be more convenient
than a coat rack, I suppose.
It was an accident, I swear.
Then why plant the suicide note?
Hmm? That's the action of a guilty man.
B-because
Because Dave was Mike's friend.
And he was there for Mike
when I couldn't be.
When I first met him, I wanted him gone.
And then when I saw
how happy you were, Mike,
I didn't want to ruin
your memory of him.
I believe him.
[DEEP VOICE] I do, too.
[NASAL VOICE] He's very convincing.
Same. When it comes to creative kills,
Forgive me, but they're not
really your forte, Stu.
Honestly, it would explain
why I found that finger
under Dave's pillow yesterday.
Yeah, I guess that would
explain it. What?
Fine. Stu
I clear you of all charges.
Oh, thank God.
And you!
[SCREAMING AND YELPING]
Had you revealed
that Dave was a cannibal,
we could have avoided this farce.
[SCREAMING AND GROANING]
Now, there is still
one murder left to elucidate,
the untimely death of Harold.
[GUNFIRE]
[CACKLING]
You might have whooped
my ass hand to hand,
but now we are on my turf. [CHUCKLING]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Catch me, come on!
- [TIRES SQUEALING]
- [GRUNTING]
Now where did my little
stinkbug crawl off to?
[GUNFIRE]
Who's chasing who now?
[GUNFIRE]
Somebody's angry.
It's okay, John-John,
nothing a little gas can't fix.
[CACKLING]
Oh, shit! [COUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
[CHUCKLING]
Night-night, you bedbug bitch!
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
[SCREAMING]
Oh, shit!
[LAUGHING]
[SCREAMING]
John!
[SCREAMING] Get off!
Get off! [GROANING]
I don't wanna die!
[THUNDER CRASHING]
ANNOUNCER: Vermin has been eliminated
from the tournament.
That's nasty. [GROANING]
ANNOUNCER: Raven, you may proceed
to the safety of the garage.
No. This party's just getting started.
See you soon, John. [LAUGHING]
[ENGINES REVVING]
John!
- Hey. You good?
- QUIET: Yeah.
Did Raven just shoot
lightning from her car?
Yeah, she's got all kinds of
shitty tricks up her sleeve.
Great. That's just great.
- Die!
- [GUNFIRE]
Shouldn't someone be hunting him?
- Yeah, I'm working on it.
- [GUNFIRE]
[SCREAMING]
You zig, I zag,
don't let him concentrate his fire!
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[GUNFIRE]
[SCREAMING]
[GRUNTING]
[METAL CLANGS AND GRINDS]
Motherfucker!
[SCREAMING]
- Nice throw.
- I was aiming for his head.
You really need those glasses.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
Oh, shit.
We gotta get out of this storm.
[ENGINE REVVING]
Oh, no. It can't be.
I'm afraid it is.
Oh, Harold, buddy.
You fucking murderer!
Several witnesses
saw you light Harold on fire.
What do you have to say for yourselves?
[PITTSBURGH VOICE] We can't be punished
for this jagoff's delusions.
[FEMININE VOICE] Harold was nothing
but a brown paper bag.
A brown paper bag? First off, racist.
Secondly, it would take me a lifetime
to describe how much Harold meant to me.
- You have one minute.
- Um, okay.
Well, one time we were on a long drive,
and I shit my pants,
and Harold didn't say anything.
He just rolled down the window
and said it was a nice day outside.
He was my best friend.
And you fucking killed him.
[NORMAL VOICE] There is no way
that Harold did any of these things.
It didn't do anything.
I have come to my ruling.
Grimm, I find you guilty!
Objection. Uh, you can't kill him.
Listen, hear me out.
I mean, what's the fun
of plugging him right here
when you can watch me
kill him for sport?
That would be fun to see.
But there must be some punishment
for breaking my rules.
[LAUGHING]
You took Sweet Tooth's
freaky little companion.
Now I'm taking yours
all of them!
[BRITISH VOICE]
No, no, I don't wanna go!
[WINCING AND YELPING]
MIKE: I don't know what's happening.
I never know what's happening.
Buckets. Nothing but well.
[NORMAL VOICE] Grace? Zachary?
The colonel? Benny?
Where did all of you go?
[CHUCKLING]
It's just you and me now, fucko.
May.
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[ENGINE REVVING]
[THUNDER ECHOING]
[ECHOING] If we win,
we can wish to bring down all the walls,
not just for one city, all of them.
[♪]
RAVEN: Good-bye, John!
Oh, shit!
[GRUNTING]
- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
- Watch out!
ANNOUNCER: Mayhem has been eliminated
from the tournament.
[BJÖRK'S "ALL IS FULL OF LOVE" PLAYING]
[♪]
You'll be given love ♪
You'll be taken care of
[MUFFLED] Mayhem! Wake up!
Love ♪
You'll have to trust it ♪
Maybe not from The sources ♪
Get back in your car.
You can't be eliminated.
I'll take care of her.
I'm not gonna leave her!
Look, if you die,
all of this is for nothing.
Go!
Maybe not from The directions ♪
[RAVEN LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING AND GROWLING]
Twist your head around
I'm not losing you again, kid.
[BEEPING]
All is full of love ♪
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
All around you
Looks like this love story is over!
- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
- [SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
Your phone Is off the hook ♪
All is full of love
Your doors are shut
[GROANING]
Please take care of her.
All is full of love ♪
[SIGHS]
All is full of love
All is full of love ♪
All ♪
CALYPSO: Congratulations
to the remaining contestants.
Those who can drive have
made it to the final round.
Is full of love ♪
CALYPSO: Mayhem.
[♪]
I wish
To find a place I belong.
[♪]
[GASPS]
- Ow!
- May.
So I guess I have
you two losers to thank
for not letting me die.
We can't take all the credit.
Axel saved all of us.
You know,
I always liked that dude.
Couldn't really explain why,
but he just seemed
I don't know, good.
[SIGHS] Thank you.
I'm going to need my strength
for the next round.
Mayhem
you're not in the tournament anymore.
Well, obviously.
Well, I'll ride with one of you.
I'll be your gunner.
Maybe you should focus
on getting some rest. Hmm?
We all should.
Hey, Quiet?
Thank you
for having my back.
Yeah. Of course, May.
Eat.
[SIGHS]
- [BAGPIPES PLAYING]
- [SOBBING]
Bon voyage, sweet Harold.
See you on the other side.
Thank you for
For everything.
Come on, little man.
Now that we buried Uncle Harold,
we got a lot of prep
to do before the final round.
About that, uh,
there's no easy way to say this.
If it's all right with you, I
I'd like to ride with Mike tomorrow.
What?
I just lose my best friend,
and now you're going to abandon me
after everything I've done for you,
my own flesh and blood?
You taught me everything
I'll ever need to survive.
I'm a better man for that.
But I got to be loyal to my best friend.
You see,
Mike is my Harold.
He is?
I-I knew at some point
you would leave the nest.
I just I didn't think
it would come so soon.
Thanks for everything, pop.
No problem, slugger. But know this,
I will not hesitate
to kill you in the finals.
I come from a long line of fathers
trying to kill their sons.
- Understood, sir.
- Good boy.
See you out there, sport.
And the Stu's in the cradle
And the silver Stu ♪
Little boy Stu
And the man in the Stu ♪
What are you up to,
you long haired fuck?
[WINCES]
Whoa.
Ah, shit.
God, I can't wait
to get out of this dress.
If I wasn't so tired,
I would say something sexual.
[SCOFFS] Shows you how tired I am.
RAVEN: Good showing out there.
I used to think you were desperate,
but going after a kid
RAVEN: I was aiming for you.
Go to hell.
If that's what it takes
to win, count me in.
I love a dry heat.
And what about Kelly?
How dare you say her name?
If you get to bring her back,
will she even recognize you?
[SIGHS]
Let's go.
[♪]
[MECHANICAL HISSING]
[♪]
[DOOR CREAKS]
[FOOTSTEPS]
[MECHANICAL HUMMING]
[HUMMING INTENSIFIES]
[BUZZING]
[ELECTRONIC TONES AND CLICKING]
Look at you.
Tomorrow,
none of them will see you coming.
[LAUGHING]
QUIET: You're not going to be able
to have my back in the next round.
JOHN DOE: Look, last round proved
that us and two cars
might be an advantage.
What about May?
May?
We're going to have
to leave Mayhem behind.
Look, you saw what happened
when we sabotaged her car
in the qualifiers,
shit, even in the last round
she was a liability.
From here on out
it's just going to have to be
me, you, and the wish.
I know. You're right.
She can't be a part of this.
At least I have you, Quatro.
[♪]