Level Up (2012) s02e11 Episode Script
Dante and Angie's Mascot Skating Video
HI.
OH! GOTCHA!
OH!
PRANK WEEK IS AWESOME!
THE ONE WEEK A YEAR
WHEN PEOPLE
PLAY GOOD-NATURED PRANKS
ON PEOPLE
BESIDES JUST ME.
OHH!
[ Panting ]
GUYS, BIG TROUBLE.
MR. COCHRANE IS
BACK!
[ BOTH GASP ]
WAIT A MINUTE.
PRANK WEEK PRANK MR. COCHRANE'S
BACK,
OR FOR REAL
MR. COCHRANE'S BACK?
IT'S PRANK WEEK?
NO.
TIME TO PANTS MYSELF
BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES.
NO!
OHH!
FOR REALS,
MR. COCHRANE IS BACK
TO TEACH US BIOLOGY AGAIN.
[ WINK! WINK! ]
THAT WAS A WEIRD DAY
WHEN STORMS TOLD HIM
HE HAD TO GO
TO ANGER-MANAGEMENT CLASS.
YES!
NOOOOOOO!
[ CLATTERING ]
HE'S TAKING A CLASS
ABOUT ANGER?
SEEMS LIKE
HE'S AN EXPERT.
Angie: WAIT.
HOW LONG
HAVE WE BEEN WORKING ON
OUR SHORT FILM
ABOUT SKATING MASCOTS?
GUYS, GUYS.
IFHE'S BACK,
IT'S BECAUSE HE'S GO
HIS TEMPER UNDER CONTROL.
SEE, FEAR IS ABOU
WHAT COULDHAPPEN.
LET GO OF "COULD"
AND EMBRACE NOW.
VERY STRANGE ARE THE WORDS
YOU TALK AT US.
[ GASPS ]
MR. COCHRANE.
[ STUDENTS WHIMPERING ]
[ SNIFFING ]
DO YOU SMELL THAT,
STORMS?
THAT'S FEAR AND PANIC.
[ SNIFFS ]
AND DANTE ONTERO.
BUT MOSTLY FEAR.
YES.
IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.
[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
LAST ONE IN THE HALL GETS
YELLED AT BY MR. COCHRANE.
NOT GONNA BE ME.
[ WHIMPERING ]
LISTEN UP, STUDENTS
AND DANTE, IF YOU'RE STILL
ON SCHOOL GROUNDS.
PRANK WEEK HAS BEEN CANCELLED.
[ STUDENTS GROANING ]
IN A TOTALLY UNRELATED MATTER,
LET'S WELCOME BACK
MR. COCHRANE FROM HIS
KIND OF VACATION.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ CLAPPING ]
THANK YOU, STORMS,
FOR THA
REDUNDANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
YES, I'M BACK.
FOUR MONTHS OF WORKSHOPS
AND KNITTING SCARVES,
I DECIDED
TO STOP BEING ANGRY
SO I COULD GET OU
OF THAT INFURIATING PLACE.
THAT IS A LOVELY SCARF.
FUNNY MAN HUGGINSON.
ANY LAUGHING IN BIOLOGY CLASS,
AND YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
WELL, THAT MAY BE TRUE,
BUT WHAT GOES DOWN
MUST COME UP, RIGHT?
IT'S THE CYCLE OF LIFE.
WELL, MR. HUGGINSON,
BIOLOGY SHOWS US
THAT WHAT ISN'T ABLE TO KEEP UP
BECOMES EXTINCT,
LIKE THE DODO BIRD
OR THE JOCK QUARTERBACK.
THAT IS SO TRUE, MR. "C."
AND AS A STUDENT,
THANKS FOR THAT WISDOM.
[ TING! ]
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
BOO![ ALL GASP ]
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?
OKAY.
THEN GET BACK TO SCIENCE-ING.
SCIENCE-ING?
He doesn't
have to know English.
This is U.S. History.
THIS IS BIOLOGY.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
I'M GONNA HAVE TO STAR
THIS ESSAY OVER.
HEY!
[ GRUNTS ]
PLANNING A PRANK, PRIETO?
I'M GONNA NEED MORE TIME
FOR THIS ASSIGNMENT.
[ SCREECH! ]
GAH!
I'M SUPPOSED TO KEEP
FROM GETTING ANGRY
BY SINGING MY HAPPY SONG.
NOTHING GETS IN
WITHOUT A GRIN ♪
NOTHING GETS IN
WITHOUT A GRIN ♪
NOTHING GETS IN
WITHOUT A GRIN ♪
[ Laughing ]
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
I'M LAUGHING BECAUSE
THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY EYE.
WHAT?
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S CALLED
BEING EYE TICKLISH, SIR.
[ GASPS ]
[ CRYING ]
WHOA!
THE CACTUS KAISER
OF THE DEUTSCH DESER
IS AROUND HERE
SOMEWHERE.
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU JUST SAT THERE
WHILE COCHRANE
MADE WYATT AND GUS CRY.
OKAY,
I WAS NOT CRYING.
THAT WAS THE ONION.
YEAH, WELL,
COCHRANE DOESN'T STRESS ME OUT.
YOU KNOW,
NOTHING STRESSES ME OUT NOW.
BECAUSE OF CONQUEROR,
I'VE BEEN DOING
SOME PACIFIST GAMING
WITH MY NPC BUDDY
TITOCONA.
THE ZEN MONK?
I'VE READ ABOUT THIS.
I'VE HEARD ABOUT READING.
SOMEONE EXPLAIN.
Angie: OH, DUDE, IF YOU DON'
KNOW WHAT READING IS BY NOW,
YOU SHOULD JUST START YOUR
CAREER AS A CARNIVAL DAREDEVIL.
CARNIVAL DAREDEVIL.
[ CHUCKLES ]
SHE GETS ME.
PACIFIST GAMING IS GOING
THROUGH THE LEVELS OF A GAME
WITHOUT USING YOUR WEAPONS
OR BATTLING.
YEAH, AND WHEN IT COMES
TO PROBLEMS, LIKE MR. COCHRANE,
TITOCONA SAYS, "DON'T GOT NONE,
DON'T WANT NONE."
[ SIGHS ]
THE CACTUS KAISER!
[ GASPS ]
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
[ German accent ]
DU DUMMER VOGEL!
IT'S VERY CLEAR
THAT YOU ARE WORTHLESS TO ME.
I SHOULD EAT YOU.
I SHOULD.
Shh!
WE WILL BE FOUND IF YOU DON'
STOP YOUR INCESSANT TWEETING!
[ WINGS FLAPPING ]
Wyatt,
what's our plan?
LET HIM PASS US[ WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! ]
AND THEN WE SHOOT HIM
FROM BEHIND.
BLAZOWEE!
HEY!
Why don't we try some of
Titocona's techniques on him?
SO YOU'RE LIKE A HIPPIE,
THEN, RIGHT?
WHY IS EVERYONE
HARSHING MY VIBE?
[ Imitates a hippy ] ALL I WAN
TO DO IS GET IN MY TINY CAR
WITH A BUNCH OF MY FRIENDS,
WHO ARE WEARING
RED WIGS AND RUBBER NOSES.
NONE OF THIS
IS BOTHERING ME.
I DO WANT TO POINT OU
THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOU
CLOWNS IN A CIRCUS.
[ Normal voice ] REALLY?
I'M GONNA NEED MORE TIME FOR
MY HISTORY PAPER ABOUT THE '60s.
I'M GOING IN.
[ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ]
WHAT -- WHAT --
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I GOT THIS.What? Lyle.
HEY, HEY.
Lyle!
I COME IN PEACE,
CACTUS KAISER.
STOP!
OR I WILL SHOOT MY MUSTACHE!
THE QUILLS ARE POISON,
YOU KNOW?
HEY, I GET IT.
YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
LET'S JUST CHILL.
TALK IT OUT.
I'M JUST JUMPY.
I'VE BEEN IN BATTLE
AGAINST THESE MOIST MONSTERS
FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE
THE KIND OF STORY
I'D LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT.
AND SO I'VE BEEN FEELING
ANXIETY, DEPRESSION,
A BIT OF HEARTACHE WHENEVER
I HEAR THE TOILET FLUSH.
OHH.
[ SNORING ]
I HOPE TO NEVER SEE
HIS HUGE SPONGE OF A HEAD
THAT DRIPS MUCUS AGAIN.HUH?
I HEAR AND FEEL
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
BUT IF YOU WOULD
JUST LET HIM SQUEEZE HIMSELF
DOWN BY THE RIVER,
ALL THAT EXTRA MOISTURE
WOULD BE TAKEN AWAY.
I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT I
LIKE THAT.
I WILL RETURN TO MY REALM
AND NEGOTIATE PEACE.
THANKS.
YAAAAH!
I-I'M OKAY.
IT'S OKAY.
SEE?
PACIFIST TECHNIQUES
CANWORK.
YEAH? WELL, I GUESS YOU
PROVED YOUR POINT, LYLE.
Dante:
TOOK AN HOUR AND A HALF
INSTEAD OF THE 10 SECONDS
IT SHOULD HAVE
IF I'D BASHED HIM
ON HIS SPINY FACE.
WAIT, WAIT.
IT TOOK
AN HOUR AND A HALF?!
WE'RE LATE
FOR MR. COCHRANE'S CLASS!
OH, HEY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I AM NOT SNEAKING IN BACKWARDS,
BY THE WAY.
I'M JUST GETTING UP
FROM MY SEAT THAT I'VE BEEN IN
AND HEADING FOR THE BATHROOM,
FOR A BREAK.
ALSO, I LOST MY QUIZ,
SO I'LL NEED ANOTHER.
NOTHING GETS IN
WITHOUT A GRIN.
THE REST OF YOU LOOKING IN
THE WINDOW CAN COME IN NOW!
[ SCRAPE! SCREECH! ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
GREAT.
NOW WHAT?
GOT ANY MORE GROOVY IDEAS,
LYLE?
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL LET YOU STAY TO FINISH
YOUR GUARANTEED-"F" QUIZZES.
[ GASPS ]
GUARANTEED?
WHOO! PRESSURE'S OFF!
LET'S DO THIS!
[ SIGHS ]
I TRIED TO TEACH MY FRIENDS
YOUR PEACEFUL WAYS,
BUT THEY DON'T GET IT.
IS THE POINT OF THE MESSAGE
TO MAKE SURE THE PERSON GETS I
OR TO JUST GIVE IT?
IT'S TOUGH, MAN.
MR. COCHRANE'S
A MONSTER OF A TEACHER.
IS A MONSTER
TRULY A MONSTER?
OR IS IT A MONSTER
BECAUSE WE LABEL IT A MONSTER?
THAT'S PRETTY DEEP
FOR A VIDEO-GAME NPC.
[ ALL SLURPING ]
I ALWAYS KNEW HANGING AROUND
YOU GUYS MIGHT HURT MY GRADES,
BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT DANTE
WOULD BE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE.
ME TOO.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF LYLE DOESN'T WANT TO BE ANGRY
AND UPSET AT MR. COCHRANE,
THEN THAT'S HIS PROBLEM.
YEAH. WE'RE MAD.THAT'S RIGHT.
AND WE'RE GONNA
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
YEAH.
WE'LL PAINT A HOLE
ON THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN
AND TELL HIM
IT'S A TUNNEL.
THEN WHEN HE DRIVES
HIS CAR INTO IT -- BLAM!
NO MORE FAKE HOLES, OKAY?
JUST BECAUSE
IT WORKED THAT ONE TIME!
ANOTHER WORMHOLE?!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ ZIP! ]WHOA!
[ SPLAT! ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
NEVER AGAIN.
WE NEED TO TAKE CARE OF
A TEACHER WHO'S MORE INTERESTED
IN SHAMING US
THAN TEACHING US.
AND I KNOW
JUST THE THING.
I'M TALKING ABOU
A GRASSROOTS MOVEMEN
STARTED BY USING RULES
FROM THE SYSTEM TO ENACT CHANGE.
YEAH, I SAID IT!
iSí, SE PUEDE!
IF WE GE
A HUNDRED SIGNATURES,
WE CAN TURN THIS IN
TO PRINCIPAL STORMS
AND DEMAND TO BE HEARD!
HEY! [ SIGHS ]
HOW ABOUT IT, GUS?SORRY.
I'M MORE AFRAID
OF MR. COCHRANE
THAN I AM OF GOING THROUGH
HIGH SCHOOL WITHOUT US DATING.
DATING?
I'M COUNTING THIS AS
A DATE SINCE IT LASTED
MORE THAN FIVE SECONDS.
BYE!
Wyatt: STUDENTSDante: FOR
FAIRNESS!
SIGN HERE.
SIGN RIGHT NOW.
SIGN THE PETITION TODAY.
[ GASPS ]
MR. COCHRANE! WOW.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D BE
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
WE'RE JUST WORKING ON
FAIRNESS.
WORD IS YOU'RE TRYING
TO GET RID OF ME.
THAT'S WHAT GUS SAID.
GUS!GUS!
GUS!
WHAT? NO!
STUDENTS FOR FAIRNESS
MEANS STUDENTS
FOR MR. COCHRANE FOREVER!
YAY!
YAY!
AAAAAAH!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ CLATTERING ]
THANK YOU
FOR YOUR STORYTELLING
AND YOUR PEACEFUL
WORDS OF WISDOM.
PLEASE SCALE FIRE MOUNTAIN
WITH OUR HELP.
I THANK YOU.
HOW ARE THINGS GOING
WITH MR. COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO?
ACTUALLY,
IT'S MR. COCHRANE.
HE'S STILL DUMPING TABLES
AND YELLING AT EVERYONE.
MAYBE MY FRIENDS
ARE RIGHT.
NO MATTER
HOW PEACEFUL YOUR APPROACH,
THERE'S JUST NO CHANGING
SOME PEOPLE.
PERHAPS AS A THANK-YOU FOR
HELPING ME SCALE FIRE MOUNTAIN,
I CAN HELP YOU
WITH MR. COCHRANE.
THERE'S AN OLD SAYING --
"THERE'S A TIME FOR PREACHING
AND A TIME FOR LEECHING."
A TIME FOR LEECHING?
WELL, IT MADE MORE SENSE WHEN
LEECHES WERE USED ON PRISONERS.
WELL, THAT DOESN'T SOUND
VERY PEACEFUL.
THERE WOULD BE
MORE SIGNATURES
IF MR. COCHRANE
DIDN'T TURN OVER MY TABLE.
THE MAN HAS A PROBLEM
WITH CLUTTERED SURFACES.
WHAT CAN I SAY?
HE'S A MINIMALIST.
HE'S A "MEAN-IMALIST."
AND I'VE HAD I
WITH THAT POINTY RULER!
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
I'M NOT THE BOSS OF HIM.
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT YOU ARE.
YOU'RE THE PRINCIPAL.
I KNOW.
BUT I'M SCARED OF HIM.
[ SIGHS ]
YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING,
ARE YOU?
LOOK,
HE RETIRES IN 10 YEARS.
I'LL TRY AND WORK UP
THE COURAGE TO DO SOMETHING
BEFORE THAT HAPPENS.
WAIT.
DO YOU HEAR THAT?
IT'S PROBABLY MR. COCHRANE.
IF HE KNOWS THA
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HIM, HE
OHH, OHH.
I'LL JUST BEAT HIM
TO THE PUNCH.
NO!
HEY![ CLATTERING ]
FEELS PRETTY GOOD
TO STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.
GREAT FOCUS TODAY, WIZZA.
Lyle: THANK YOU, TITOCONA.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
[ COMPUTER BEEPS ]
'SUP?
'SUP?
'SUP?
'SUP?
'SUP?
'SUP?
I WAS JUST LEAVING.
HOW'S THE ANTI-MR. COCHRANE
CAMPAIGN GOING?
[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]
FINE.
HOW'S THE ANTI-ANTI-MR. COCHRANE
CAMPAIGN GOING?
YOU KNOW, TITOCONA SAYS
BLAME IS A TRANSITORY PHASE
WE GO THROUGH TO GET PEACE.
BLAME.
WAIT.
TRANSITORY ISN'T THE COUNTRY
WHERE VAMPIRES COME FROM?
MAN!
I GOT TO STAR
MY CULTURES OF EUROPE PAPER
ALL OVER AGAIN.
SINCE WE TRIED AND FAILED
TO FIND ANYONE TO HELP US,
WE HAVE NO CHOICE BU
TO GET EVEN WITH MR. COCHRANE
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY,
AND BY --
WITH A PRANK.
DANTE,
I THOUGHT WE AGREED THAT,
WHEN I'M MONOLOGUING,
YOU WAIT UNTIL I'M DONE.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE CAN'T.
BECAUSE IF SOMEONE
DOESN'T INTERRUPT YOU,
YOU GO ON FOREVER.
FAIR ENOUGH.
HE'S GOT THIS.
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
IT'S A WOOD MAGNET!
A WOOD MAGNET?
WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT THAT?
YOU JUST SAID IT.
IT'S A WOOD MAGNET.
YEAH, WE GET IT.
IT'S MADE OF WOOD.
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL
ABOUT IT?
IT'S A WOOD MAG-NET.
I CAN SEE THAT.
THEN WHY DID YOU ASK?
BECAUSE
YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED.
OKAY.
THIS WOOD MAGNET ATTRACTS
WOOD.
[ LAUGHS ]
SO WHEN MR. COCHRANE
USES THAT DUMB RULER
TO TELL US HOW DUMB WE ARE,
WE CAN PULL I
FROM HIS DUMB HAND
BY USING THE POWER
OF THE MOST UN-DUMB WOOD MAGNE
AND MAKE HIS BRAIN EXPLODE!
OH!
YES. OH!
LET'S NOT GO TELL LYLE.
HE'LL JUST WRECK I
IN SOME PEACEFUL WAY.
LET'S TALK ABOUT I
ON THE WAY.
WE DON'
WANT TO BE LATE,
OR MR. COCHRANE
WILL PUNISH US MORE.
[ SIGHS ]
WAIT.
SCHOOL'S OVER FOR TODAY, THOUGH.
SORT OF
TAKES THE STEAM OUT OF
RUNNING OUT OF HERE
WITH A PURPOSE.
YEAH.
I KNOW.
LET'S DO IT, ANYWAY.
WHOO!
YEAH!
OW!
TIME FOR LEECHING, INDEED.
AND ON THIS ANSWER,
YOU WROTE,
"I'M NOT SURE,
"BUT, PLEASE, THIS TIME,
DON'T READ MY WRONG ANSWER
OUT LOUD."
WELL, I GUESS WE KNOW
HOW THAT ENDED, DON'T WE
GUS?
[ WHIMPERING ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
MR. COCHRANE,
THANKS FOR TEACHING US
WHAT'S WRONG
BY SPENDING
SO MUCH TIME TALKING
ABOUT WHAT'S WRONG
WITH OUR WRONG ANSWERS.
HUGGINSON,
THANK YOU FOR NOTICING
AND ENJOYING MY TEACHING METHOD.
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WORTH
TEACHING IN HERE, YOU KNOW?
WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY
EXACTLY THAT, BUT
[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
OH, NO!
MY SHAME STICK!
[ THWAP! ]
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
THIS MAKES NO SENSE!
AND I WILL YELL UNTIL IT DOES!
WHOA! WHOA!
WHAT IS GOING ON?!
WHATISGOINGON?!WHOA!
I JUST DON'T
OHHH!
NOTHING GETS IN
WITHOUT A GRIN.
NOTHING GETS IN
WITHOUT A GRIN.[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
IS IT MULTICULTURAL
DRESS-UP DAY AGAIN?
GOOD THING I ALWAYS
KEEP A KIMONO IN MY CAR.
WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!
[ WARBLE! ]
OHH!
OHH! WHOA!
THESE DESKS
ARE SO OBVIOUSLY HAUNTED
BY THE SPIRITS OF DESKS
YOU'VE ALREADY HUMILIATED!
RUN! RUN! RUN!
RUN! RUN!
IT'S YOU,DANTE.
AND WHERE YOU GO,
ANGIE AND WYATT FOLLOW.
STOP THIS AT ONCE,
WHATEVER IT IS,
AND I'M GIVING YOU
CITY DETENTION!
WHAT IS CITY DETENTION?
I DITCH YOU
AT THE TOWN DUMP.
[ BOTH GASP ]
OKAY. OKAY.
I AM DONE PEACING.
IT'S TIME FOR LEECHING.
WHAT?
MR. COCHRANE, SIR,
YOU ARE A TYRANT, AN OGRE,
AND A JERK.
YOU MADE GUS CRY,
AND THAT AIN'T COOL.
HE'S GOT ENOUGH OF HIS OWN
PROBLEMS WITHOUT YOU PILING ON.
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH,
RIGHT?!
RIGHT.
RIGHT.RIGHT.
RIGHT.
RIGHT.RIGHT.
MR. COCHRANE, I PRESUME.
YOU MUST BE THE FATHER
OF THE KID
WHO WEARS SWEATPANTS EVERY DAY.
HE'S NOT ALLOWED
BACK IN CLASS
UNTIL HE SHOWS UP
IN REAL CLOTHES.
Angie: UH, THAT'S A LEAK,
RIGHT?
That's Lyle's in-game guru.
DON'T WORRY, TITOCONA.
I TALKED SOME SENSE
INTO MR. COCHRANE.
THE TIME FOR TALKING
IS OVER!
PREPARE TO BE LEECHED
LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
LEECHED BEFORE!
UH, I THOUGH
THAT WAS JUST A SAYING.
THOSEARE REAL LEECHES.
I'M NO GENIUS,
BUT THAT'S NO HIPPIE.
[ WHIP! WHIP! ]
[ SQUEAK! ]
HOO!
WELL, THIS JUST WEN
FROM DIFFICULT TO EXPLAIN
TO IMPOSSIBLE.
RUN!
HE CAN
WEAR SWEATPANTS.
NOTHING GETS IN
WITHOUT A GRIN!
NOTHING GETS IN
WITHOUT A GRIN!
NOTHING LIKE
A GOOD CHASE
TO MAKE JUSTICE TASTE SWEETER
UPON THE CATCHING.
I'LL GET YOU, COCHRANE.
AAAAH! HYAH!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU USED
SOMETHING FROM THE BOOTY BOX
TO GET AT MR. COCHRANE!
WHAT?!WELL, WE CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU LEAKED TITOCONA FROM
THE GAME TO ATTACK MR. COCHRANE!
I DIDN'T, BUT NOW WE HAVE
TO RUN BACK TO H.Q.
TO GET OUR WEAPONS!
COME ON!
OR[ SCREECH! ]
WE COULD GET THEM
AT THE LOCKER WHERE I PUT THEM
BECAUSE I WAS PRETTY SURE THA
SOMETHING BAD WAS GONNA HAPPEN.
GOOD THINKING, ANGE.
AND THANKS FOR TAKING A PAUSE
BETWEEN THOSE PHRASES
FOR US TO GET OUR WEAPONS.
[ Voice breaking ]
AND I'M SORRY.
I'LL CHANGE.
I WILL DESTROY YOU,
RIGHT DOWN TO YOURFEET!
OH!
[ WHISTLE! ]HUH?
[ TINKLE! ]
OHH!
OHH!
WHEW!
[ CHUCKLES ][ CLEARS THROAT ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
OKAY.
THAT WAS
A GREAT PRANK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, IT WAS.PRANK.
REALLY TERRIFIC.
I FEEL LIKE
I'VE PUSHED YOU DOWN
SO YOU'D DIG DEEP
AND EXCEL, AND YOU DID.
[ CHUCKLES ]WHAT?
CONGRATS TO ME.
I DID IT AGAIN.
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
I HEARD SOME NOISE
AND CAME RIGHT AWAY
ONCE I THOUGH
MAYBE IT WAS ALL OVER.
JUST A LITTLE PRANK
FOR PRANK WEEK.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
HERE WE GO, GUYS.
321.
WHY ARE WE IN THE WOODS?
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE
TO SKATE OUT HERE.
NO, NO, NO. CUT.
THIS IS A PIVOTAL SCENE
IN OUR MASCOT MOVIE.
IT'S WHERE
THE TROJAN FINDS OU
WHERE HIS BIG-HEAD FAMILY
COMES FROM.
YOU DON'T GET IT.
LET ME SHOW YOU.
SO, LYLE,
WHAT'D YOU LEARN?
UH, WELL, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES,
YOU NEED TO BE PEACEFUL,
AND SOMETIMES YOU NEED
TO TAKE A LITTLE ACTION --
A LITTLE OF THIS,
A LITTLE OF THAT, YOU KNOW?
I GUESS NOTHING.
MM-HMM.
MEINE FREUNDE!
[ LAUGHS ]
I'VE COME TO INVITE YOU
TO MY WEDDING.
OH, THANKS TO YOUR COUNSEL,
I'M MARRYING
A MOIST MONSTER.
[ LAUGHS ]
LYLE, YOU WERE NICE,
AND NOW YOU HAVE TO GO
TO A WEDDING.
OH, IT WILL BE WUNDERBAR!
DOES THAT MEAN
"WONDERFUL"?
YEP.
AWESOME!
I NAILED
MY GERMAN ASSIGNMENT!
AAAAAAAAAH!
[ BLOWS ]
I'M SO SORRY.
LET ME GET A BANDAGE.
OH! GOTCHA!
OH!
PRANK WEEK IS AWESOME!
THE ONE WEEK A YEAR
WHEN PEOPLE
PLAY GOOD-NATURED PRANKS
ON PEOPLE
BESIDES JUST ME.
OHH!
[ Panting ]
GUYS, BIG TROUBLE.
MR. COCHRANE IS
BACK!
[ BOTH GASP ]
WAIT A MINUTE.
PRANK WEEK PRANK MR. COCHRANE'S
BACK,
OR FOR REAL
MR. COCHRANE'S BACK?
IT'S PRANK WEEK?
NO.
TIME TO PANTS MYSELF
BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES.
NO!
OHH!
FOR REALS,
MR. COCHRANE IS BACK
TO TEACH US BIOLOGY AGAIN.
[ WINK! WINK! ]
THAT WAS A WEIRD DAY
WHEN STORMS TOLD HIM
HE HAD TO GO
TO ANGER-MANAGEMENT CLASS.
YES!
NOOOOOOO!
[ CLATTERING ]
HE'S TAKING A CLASS
ABOUT ANGER?
SEEMS LIKE
HE'S AN EXPERT.
Angie: WAIT.
HOW LONG
HAVE WE BEEN WORKING ON
OUR SHORT FILM
ABOUT SKATING MASCOTS?
GUYS, GUYS.
IFHE'S BACK,
IT'S BECAUSE HE'S GO
HIS TEMPER UNDER CONTROL.
SEE, FEAR IS ABOU
WHAT COULDHAPPEN.
LET GO OF "COULD"
AND EMBRACE NOW.
VERY STRANGE ARE THE WORDS
YOU TALK AT US.
[ GASPS ]
MR. COCHRANE.
[ STUDENTS WHIMPERING ]
[ SNIFFING ]
DO YOU SMELL THAT,
STORMS?
THAT'S FEAR AND PANIC.
[ SNIFFS ]
AND DANTE ONTERO.
BUT MOSTLY FEAR.
YES.
IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.
[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
LAST ONE IN THE HALL GETS
YELLED AT BY MR. COCHRANE.
NOT GONNA BE ME.
[ WHIMPERING ]
LISTEN UP, STUDENTS
AND DANTE, IF YOU'RE STILL
ON SCHOOL GROUNDS.
PRANK WEEK HAS BEEN CANCELLED.
[ STUDENTS GROANING ]
IN A TOTALLY UNRELATED MATTER,
LET'S WELCOME BACK
MR. COCHRANE FROM HIS
KIND OF VACATION.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ CLAPPING ]
THANK YOU, STORMS,
FOR THA
REDUNDANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
YES, I'M BACK.
FOUR MONTHS OF WORKSHOPS
AND KNITTING SCARVES,
I DECIDED
TO STOP BEING ANGRY
SO I COULD GET OU
OF THAT INFURIATING PLACE.
THAT IS A LOVELY SCARF.
FUNNY MAN HUGGINSON.
ANY LAUGHING IN BIOLOGY CLASS,
AND YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
WELL, THAT MAY BE TRUE,
BUT WHAT GOES DOWN
MUST COME UP, RIGHT?
IT'S THE CYCLE OF LIFE.
WELL, MR. HUGGINSON,
BIOLOGY SHOWS US
THAT WHAT ISN'T ABLE TO KEEP UP
BECOMES EXTINCT,
LIKE THE DODO BIRD
OR THE JOCK QUARTERBACK.
THAT IS SO TRUE, MR. "C."
AND AS A STUDENT,
THANKS FOR THAT WISDOM.
[ TING! ]
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
BOO![ ALL GASP ]
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?
OKAY.
THEN GET BACK TO SCIENCE-ING.
SCIENCE-ING?
He doesn't
have to know English.
This is U.S. History.
THIS IS BIOLOGY.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
I'M GONNA HAVE TO STAR
THIS ESSAY OVER.
HEY!
[ GRUNTS ]
PLANNING A PRANK, PRIETO?
I'M GONNA NEED MORE TIME
FOR THIS ASSIGNMENT.
[ SCREECH! ]
GAH!
I'M SUPPOSED TO KEEP
FROM GETTING ANGRY
BY SINGING MY HAPPY SONG.
NOTHING GETS IN
WITHOUT A GRIN ♪
NOTHING GETS IN
WITHOUT A GRIN ♪
NOTHING GETS IN
WITHOUT A GRIN ♪
[ Laughing ]
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
I'M LAUGHING BECAUSE
THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY EYE.
WHAT?
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S CALLED
BEING EYE TICKLISH, SIR.
[ GASPS ]
[ CRYING ]
WHOA!
THE CACTUS KAISER
OF THE DEUTSCH DESER
IS AROUND HERE
SOMEWHERE.
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU JUST SAT THERE
WHILE COCHRANE
MADE WYATT AND GUS CRY.
OKAY,
I WAS NOT CRYING.
THAT WAS THE ONION.
YEAH, WELL,
COCHRANE DOESN'T STRESS ME OUT.
YOU KNOW,
NOTHING STRESSES ME OUT NOW.
BECAUSE OF CONQUEROR,
I'VE BEEN DOING
SOME PACIFIST GAMING
WITH MY NPC BUDDY
TITOCONA.
THE ZEN MONK?
I'VE READ ABOUT THIS.
I'VE HEARD ABOUT READING.
SOMEONE EXPLAIN.
Angie: OH, DUDE, IF YOU DON'
KNOW WHAT READING IS BY NOW,
YOU SHOULD JUST START YOUR
CAREER AS A CARNIVAL DAREDEVIL.
CARNIVAL DAREDEVIL.
[ CHUCKLES ]
SHE GETS ME.
PACIFIST GAMING IS GOING
THROUGH THE LEVELS OF A GAME
WITHOUT USING YOUR WEAPONS
OR BATTLING.
YEAH, AND WHEN IT COMES
TO PROBLEMS, LIKE MR. COCHRANE,
TITOCONA SAYS, "DON'T GOT NONE,
DON'T WANT NONE."
[ SIGHS ]
THE CACTUS KAISER!
[ GASPS ]
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
[ German accent ]
DU DUMMER VOGEL!
IT'S VERY CLEAR
THAT YOU ARE WORTHLESS TO ME.
I SHOULD EAT YOU.
I SHOULD.
Shh!
WE WILL BE FOUND IF YOU DON'
STOP YOUR INCESSANT TWEETING!
[ WINGS FLAPPING ]
Wyatt,
what's our plan?
LET HIM PASS US[ WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! ]
AND THEN WE SHOOT HIM
FROM BEHIND.
BLAZOWEE!
HEY!
Why don't we try some of
Titocona's techniques on him?
SO YOU'RE LIKE A HIPPIE,
THEN, RIGHT?
WHY IS EVERYONE
HARSHING MY VIBE?
[ Imitates a hippy ] ALL I WAN
TO DO IS GET IN MY TINY CAR
WITH A BUNCH OF MY FRIENDS,
WHO ARE WEARING
RED WIGS AND RUBBER NOSES.
NONE OF THIS
IS BOTHERING ME.
I DO WANT TO POINT OU
THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOU
CLOWNS IN A CIRCUS.
[ Normal voice ] REALLY?
I'M GONNA NEED MORE TIME FOR
MY HISTORY PAPER ABOUT THE '60s.
I'M GOING IN.
[ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ]
WHAT -- WHAT --
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I GOT THIS.What? Lyle.
HEY, HEY.
Lyle!
I COME IN PEACE,
CACTUS KAISER.
STOP!
OR I WILL SHOOT MY MUSTACHE!
THE QUILLS ARE POISON,
YOU KNOW?
HEY, I GET IT.
YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
LET'S JUST CHILL.
TALK IT OUT.
I'M JUST JUMPY.
I'VE BEEN IN BATTLE
AGAINST THESE MOIST MONSTERS
FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE
THE KIND OF STORY
I'D LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT.
AND SO I'VE BEEN FEELING
ANXIETY, DEPRESSION,
A BIT OF HEARTACHE WHENEVER
I HEAR THE TOILET FLUSH.
OHH.
[ SNORING ]
I HOPE TO NEVER SEE
HIS HUGE SPONGE OF A HEAD
THAT DRIPS MUCUS AGAIN.HUH?
I HEAR AND FEEL
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
BUT IF YOU WOULD
JUST LET HIM SQUEEZE HIMSELF
DOWN BY THE RIVER,
ALL THAT EXTRA MOISTURE
WOULD BE TAKEN AWAY.
I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT I
LIKE THAT.
I WILL RETURN TO MY REALM
AND NEGOTIATE PEACE.
THANKS.
YAAAAH!
I-I'M OKAY.
IT'S OKAY.
SEE?
PACIFIST TECHNIQUES
CANWORK.
YEAH? WELL, I GUESS YOU
PROVED YOUR POINT, LYLE.
Dante:
TOOK AN HOUR AND A HALF
INSTEAD OF THE 10 SECONDS
IT SHOULD HAVE
IF I'D BASHED HIM
ON HIS SPINY FACE.
WAIT, WAIT.
IT TOOK
AN HOUR AND A HALF?!
WE'RE LATE
FOR MR. COCHRANE'S CLASS!
OH, HEY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I AM NOT SNEAKING IN BACKWARDS,
BY THE WAY.
I'M JUST GETTING UP
FROM MY SEAT THAT I'VE BEEN IN
AND HEADING FOR THE BATHROOM,
FOR A BREAK.
ALSO, I LOST MY QUIZ,
SO I'LL NEED ANOTHER.
NOTHING GETS IN
WITHOUT A GRIN.
THE REST OF YOU LOOKING IN
THE WINDOW CAN COME IN NOW!
[ SCRAPE! SCREECH! ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
GREAT.
NOW WHAT?
GOT ANY MORE GROOVY IDEAS,
LYLE?
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL LET YOU STAY TO FINISH
YOUR GUARANTEED-"F" QUIZZES.
[ GASPS ]
GUARANTEED?
WHOO! PRESSURE'S OFF!
LET'S DO THIS!
[ SIGHS ]
I TRIED TO TEACH MY FRIENDS
YOUR PEACEFUL WAYS,
BUT THEY DON'T GET IT.
IS THE POINT OF THE MESSAGE
TO MAKE SURE THE PERSON GETS I
OR TO JUST GIVE IT?
IT'S TOUGH, MAN.
MR. COCHRANE'S
A MONSTER OF A TEACHER.
IS A MONSTER
TRULY A MONSTER?
OR IS IT A MONSTER
BECAUSE WE LABEL IT A MONSTER?
THAT'S PRETTY DEEP
FOR A VIDEO-GAME NPC.
[ ALL SLURPING ]
I ALWAYS KNEW HANGING AROUND
YOU GUYS MIGHT HURT MY GRADES,
BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT DANTE
WOULD BE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE.
ME TOO.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF LYLE DOESN'T WANT TO BE ANGRY
AND UPSET AT MR. COCHRANE,
THEN THAT'S HIS PROBLEM.
YEAH. WE'RE MAD.THAT'S RIGHT.
AND WE'RE GONNA
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
YEAH.
WE'LL PAINT A HOLE
ON THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN
AND TELL HIM
IT'S A TUNNEL.
THEN WHEN HE DRIVES
HIS CAR INTO IT -- BLAM!
NO MORE FAKE HOLES, OKAY?
JUST BECAUSE
IT WORKED THAT ONE TIME!
ANOTHER WORMHOLE?!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ ZIP! ]WHOA!
[ SPLAT! ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
NEVER AGAIN.
WE NEED TO TAKE CARE OF
A TEACHER WHO'S MORE INTERESTED
IN SHAMING US
THAN TEACHING US.
AND I KNOW
JUST THE THING.
I'M TALKING ABOU
A GRASSROOTS MOVEMEN
STARTED BY USING RULES
FROM THE SYSTEM TO ENACT CHANGE.
YEAH, I SAID IT!
iSí, SE PUEDE!
IF WE GE
A HUNDRED SIGNATURES,
WE CAN TURN THIS IN
TO PRINCIPAL STORMS
AND DEMAND TO BE HEARD!
HEY! [ SIGHS ]
HOW ABOUT IT, GUS?SORRY.
I'M MORE AFRAID
OF MR. COCHRANE
THAN I AM OF GOING THROUGH
HIGH SCHOOL WITHOUT US DATING.
DATING?
I'M COUNTING THIS AS
A DATE SINCE IT LASTED
MORE THAN FIVE SECONDS.
BYE!
Wyatt: STUDENTSDante: FOR
FAIRNESS!
SIGN HERE.
SIGN RIGHT NOW.
SIGN THE PETITION TODAY.
[ GASPS ]
MR. COCHRANE! WOW.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D BE
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
WE'RE JUST WORKING ON
FAIRNESS.
WORD IS YOU'RE TRYING
TO GET RID OF ME.
THAT'S WHAT GUS SAID.
GUS!GUS!
GUS!
WHAT? NO!
STUDENTS FOR FAIRNESS
MEANS STUDENTS
FOR MR. COCHRANE FOREVER!
YAY!
YAY!
AAAAAAH!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ CLATTERING ]
THANK YOU
FOR YOUR STORYTELLING
AND YOUR PEACEFUL
WORDS OF WISDOM.
PLEASE SCALE FIRE MOUNTAIN
WITH OUR HELP.
I THANK YOU.
HOW ARE THINGS GOING
WITH MR. COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO?
ACTUALLY,
IT'S MR. COCHRANE.
HE'S STILL DUMPING TABLES
AND YELLING AT EVERYONE.
MAYBE MY FRIENDS
ARE RIGHT.
NO MATTER
HOW PEACEFUL YOUR APPROACH,
THERE'S JUST NO CHANGING
SOME PEOPLE.
PERHAPS AS A THANK-YOU FOR
HELPING ME SCALE FIRE MOUNTAIN,
I CAN HELP YOU
WITH MR. COCHRANE.
THERE'S AN OLD SAYING --
"THERE'S A TIME FOR PREACHING
AND A TIME FOR LEECHING."
A TIME FOR LEECHING?
WELL, IT MADE MORE SENSE WHEN
LEECHES WERE USED ON PRISONERS.
WELL, THAT DOESN'T SOUND
VERY PEACEFUL.
THERE WOULD BE
MORE SIGNATURES
IF MR. COCHRANE
DIDN'T TURN OVER MY TABLE.
THE MAN HAS A PROBLEM
WITH CLUTTERED SURFACES.
WHAT CAN I SAY?
HE'S A MINIMALIST.
HE'S A "MEAN-IMALIST."
AND I'VE HAD I
WITH THAT POINTY RULER!
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
I'M NOT THE BOSS OF HIM.
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT YOU ARE.
YOU'RE THE PRINCIPAL.
I KNOW.
BUT I'M SCARED OF HIM.
[ SIGHS ]
YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING,
ARE YOU?
LOOK,
HE RETIRES IN 10 YEARS.
I'LL TRY AND WORK UP
THE COURAGE TO DO SOMETHING
BEFORE THAT HAPPENS.
WAIT.
DO YOU HEAR THAT?
IT'S PROBABLY MR. COCHRANE.
IF HE KNOWS THA
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HIM, HE
OHH, OHH.
I'LL JUST BEAT HIM
TO THE PUNCH.
NO!
HEY![ CLATTERING ]
FEELS PRETTY GOOD
TO STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.
GREAT FOCUS TODAY, WIZZA.
Lyle: THANK YOU, TITOCONA.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
[ COMPUTER BEEPS ]
'SUP?
'SUP?
'SUP?
'SUP?
'SUP?
'SUP?
I WAS JUST LEAVING.
HOW'S THE ANTI-MR. COCHRANE
CAMPAIGN GOING?
[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]
FINE.
HOW'S THE ANTI-ANTI-MR. COCHRANE
CAMPAIGN GOING?
YOU KNOW, TITOCONA SAYS
BLAME IS A TRANSITORY PHASE
WE GO THROUGH TO GET PEACE.
BLAME.
WAIT.
TRANSITORY ISN'T THE COUNTRY
WHERE VAMPIRES COME FROM?
MAN!
I GOT TO STAR
MY CULTURES OF EUROPE PAPER
ALL OVER AGAIN.
SINCE WE TRIED AND FAILED
TO FIND ANYONE TO HELP US,
WE HAVE NO CHOICE BU
TO GET EVEN WITH MR. COCHRANE
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY,
AND BY --
WITH A PRANK.
DANTE,
I THOUGHT WE AGREED THAT,
WHEN I'M MONOLOGUING,
YOU WAIT UNTIL I'M DONE.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE CAN'T.
BECAUSE IF SOMEONE
DOESN'T INTERRUPT YOU,
YOU GO ON FOREVER.
FAIR ENOUGH.
HE'S GOT THIS.
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
IT'S A WOOD MAGNET!
A WOOD MAGNET?
WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT THAT?
YOU JUST SAID IT.
IT'S A WOOD MAGNET.
YEAH, WE GET IT.
IT'S MADE OF WOOD.
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL
ABOUT IT?
IT'S A WOOD MAG-NET.
I CAN SEE THAT.
THEN WHY DID YOU ASK?
BECAUSE
YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED.
OKAY.
THIS WOOD MAGNET ATTRACTS
WOOD.
[ LAUGHS ]
SO WHEN MR. COCHRANE
USES THAT DUMB RULER
TO TELL US HOW DUMB WE ARE,
WE CAN PULL I
FROM HIS DUMB HAND
BY USING THE POWER
OF THE MOST UN-DUMB WOOD MAGNE
AND MAKE HIS BRAIN EXPLODE!
OH!
YES. OH!
LET'S NOT GO TELL LYLE.
HE'LL JUST WRECK I
IN SOME PEACEFUL WAY.
LET'S TALK ABOUT I
ON THE WAY.
WE DON'
WANT TO BE LATE,
OR MR. COCHRANE
WILL PUNISH US MORE.
[ SIGHS ]
WAIT.
SCHOOL'S OVER FOR TODAY, THOUGH.
SORT OF
TAKES THE STEAM OUT OF
RUNNING OUT OF HERE
WITH A PURPOSE.
YEAH.
I KNOW.
LET'S DO IT, ANYWAY.
WHOO!
YEAH!
OW!
TIME FOR LEECHING, INDEED.
AND ON THIS ANSWER,
YOU WROTE,
"I'M NOT SURE,
"BUT, PLEASE, THIS TIME,
DON'T READ MY WRONG ANSWER
OUT LOUD."
WELL, I GUESS WE KNOW
HOW THAT ENDED, DON'T WE
GUS?
[ WHIMPERING ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
MR. COCHRANE,
THANKS FOR TEACHING US
WHAT'S WRONG
BY SPENDING
SO MUCH TIME TALKING
ABOUT WHAT'S WRONG
WITH OUR WRONG ANSWERS.
HUGGINSON,
THANK YOU FOR NOTICING
AND ENJOYING MY TEACHING METHOD.
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WORTH
TEACHING IN HERE, YOU KNOW?
WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY
EXACTLY THAT, BUT
[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
OH, NO!
MY SHAME STICK!
[ THWAP! ]
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
THIS MAKES NO SENSE!
AND I WILL YELL UNTIL IT DOES!
WHOA! WHOA!
WHAT IS GOING ON?!
WHATISGOINGON?!WHOA!
I JUST DON'T
OHHH!
NOTHING GETS IN
WITHOUT A GRIN.
NOTHING GETS IN
WITHOUT A GRIN.[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
IS IT MULTICULTURAL
DRESS-UP DAY AGAIN?
GOOD THING I ALWAYS
KEEP A KIMONO IN MY CAR.
WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!
[ WARBLE! ]
OHH!
OHH! WHOA!
THESE DESKS
ARE SO OBVIOUSLY HAUNTED
BY THE SPIRITS OF DESKS
YOU'VE ALREADY HUMILIATED!
RUN! RUN! RUN!
RUN! RUN!
IT'S YOU,DANTE.
AND WHERE YOU GO,
ANGIE AND WYATT FOLLOW.
STOP THIS AT ONCE,
WHATEVER IT IS,
AND I'M GIVING YOU
CITY DETENTION!
WHAT IS CITY DETENTION?
I DITCH YOU
AT THE TOWN DUMP.
[ BOTH GASP ]
OKAY. OKAY.
I AM DONE PEACING.
IT'S TIME FOR LEECHING.
WHAT?
MR. COCHRANE, SIR,
YOU ARE A TYRANT, AN OGRE,
AND A JERK.
YOU MADE GUS CRY,
AND THAT AIN'T COOL.
HE'S GOT ENOUGH OF HIS OWN
PROBLEMS WITHOUT YOU PILING ON.
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH,
RIGHT?!
RIGHT.
RIGHT.RIGHT.
RIGHT.
RIGHT.RIGHT.
MR. COCHRANE, I PRESUME.
YOU MUST BE THE FATHER
OF THE KID
WHO WEARS SWEATPANTS EVERY DAY.
HE'S NOT ALLOWED
BACK IN CLASS
UNTIL HE SHOWS UP
IN REAL CLOTHES.
Angie: UH, THAT'S A LEAK,
RIGHT?
That's Lyle's in-game guru.
DON'T WORRY, TITOCONA.
I TALKED SOME SENSE
INTO MR. COCHRANE.
THE TIME FOR TALKING
IS OVER!
PREPARE TO BE LEECHED
LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
LEECHED BEFORE!
UH, I THOUGH
THAT WAS JUST A SAYING.
THOSEARE REAL LEECHES.
I'M NO GENIUS,
BUT THAT'S NO HIPPIE.
[ WHIP! WHIP! ]
[ SQUEAK! ]
HOO!
WELL, THIS JUST WEN
FROM DIFFICULT TO EXPLAIN
TO IMPOSSIBLE.
RUN!
HE CAN
WEAR SWEATPANTS.
NOTHING GETS IN
WITHOUT A GRIN!
NOTHING GETS IN
WITHOUT A GRIN!
NOTHING LIKE
A GOOD CHASE
TO MAKE JUSTICE TASTE SWEETER
UPON THE CATCHING.
I'LL GET YOU, COCHRANE.
AAAAH! HYAH!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU USED
SOMETHING FROM THE BOOTY BOX
TO GET AT MR. COCHRANE!
WHAT?!WELL, WE CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU LEAKED TITOCONA FROM
THE GAME TO ATTACK MR. COCHRANE!
I DIDN'T, BUT NOW WE HAVE
TO RUN BACK TO H.Q.
TO GET OUR WEAPONS!
COME ON!
OR[ SCREECH! ]
WE COULD GET THEM
AT THE LOCKER WHERE I PUT THEM
BECAUSE I WAS PRETTY SURE THA
SOMETHING BAD WAS GONNA HAPPEN.
GOOD THINKING, ANGE.
AND THANKS FOR TAKING A PAUSE
BETWEEN THOSE PHRASES
FOR US TO GET OUR WEAPONS.
[ Voice breaking ]
AND I'M SORRY.
I'LL CHANGE.
I WILL DESTROY YOU,
RIGHT DOWN TO YOURFEET!
OH!
[ WHISTLE! ]HUH?
[ TINKLE! ]
OHH!
OHH!
WHEW!
[ CHUCKLES ][ CLEARS THROAT ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
OKAY.
THAT WAS
A GREAT PRANK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, IT WAS.PRANK.
REALLY TERRIFIC.
I FEEL LIKE
I'VE PUSHED YOU DOWN
SO YOU'D DIG DEEP
AND EXCEL, AND YOU DID.
[ CHUCKLES ]WHAT?
CONGRATS TO ME.
I DID IT AGAIN.
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
I HEARD SOME NOISE
AND CAME RIGHT AWAY
ONCE I THOUGH
MAYBE IT WAS ALL OVER.
JUST A LITTLE PRANK
FOR PRANK WEEK.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
HERE WE GO, GUYS.
321.
WHY ARE WE IN THE WOODS?
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE
TO SKATE OUT HERE.
NO, NO, NO. CUT.
THIS IS A PIVOTAL SCENE
IN OUR MASCOT MOVIE.
IT'S WHERE
THE TROJAN FINDS OU
WHERE HIS BIG-HEAD FAMILY
COMES FROM.
YOU DON'T GET IT.
LET ME SHOW YOU.
SO, LYLE,
WHAT'D YOU LEARN?
UH, WELL, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES,
YOU NEED TO BE PEACEFUL,
AND SOMETIMES YOU NEED
TO TAKE A LITTLE ACTION --
A LITTLE OF THIS,
A LITTLE OF THAT, YOU KNOW?
I GUESS NOTHING.
MM-HMM.
MEINE FREUNDE!
[ LAUGHS ]
I'VE COME TO INVITE YOU
TO MY WEDDING.
OH, THANKS TO YOUR COUNSEL,
I'M MARRYING
A MOIST MONSTER.
[ LAUGHS ]
LYLE, YOU WERE NICE,
AND NOW YOU HAVE TO GO
TO A WEDDING.
OH, IT WILL BE WUNDERBAR!
DOES THAT MEAN
"WONDERFUL"?
YEP.
AWESOME!
I NAILED
MY GERMAN ASSIGNMENT!
AAAAAAAAAH!
[ BLOWS ]
I'M SO SORRY.
LET ME GET A BANDAGE.