Mr. Bean: The Animated Series (2002) s02e11 Episode Script

1
( theme music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
( Mr. Bean sighs )
( crooning )
Dear, dear,
dear, dear, dear.
( raspberry )
( mutters )
Ah, I know.
Let's see.
Ha!
There we go.
This goes under there.
( mumbles )
(chuckles )
Open.
( gasps )
I must get a shot of that.
Excellent.
Hmm Ah.
Ha!
( chuckles )
All right. Eh.
Oh.
( chuckles )
Oh, hmm.
What's he looking at?
Oh.
Hey.
What?
Oh.
Ah.
( grunts )
That's better.
- ( Mr. Bean humming )
- ( guard snoring )
( sighs )
( hums )
( singing )
( gasp )
Oh, oh.
( gasp )
Oh.
( mumbles )
Ah.
( music playing )
Ah.
Now that is art.
Here we go, there you go.
Ah.
( mumbles )
( mumbles )
( alarm ringing )
- Huh?
- Oh. Me tea!
I'll make another one now.
Oh.
- Oh.
- ( alarm ringing )
- Huh?
- ( alarm ringing )
( mumbles )
- ( alarm ringing )
- Oh.
- ( children laughing )
- Oh.
WOMAN: Come along, girls.
Don't touch anything.
( gasps )
Oh. But the--oh.
( mumbles )
( indistinct chatter )
Oh, really?
She's lovely.
( indistinct chatter )
Oh, look!
Come over here, look!
( indistinct remark )
Some people!
- GIRL: That's funny.
- Come on girls off we go.
GIRL: Who would've done that?
- Come on.
- ( raspberry )
( gasp )
What the--?
What the--?
Hmm.
( chuckles )
Oh! Oh.
( music playing )
( gasps )
( mutters )
- ( alarm ringing )
- Oh, drat.
MR. BEAN: Oh, come on.
( blows )
( beeps )
Come on.
Ah, yes.
( chuckles )
( gasp )
Oh, no.
Not the painting,
the painting, hello?
Don't.
Oh.
Oh, the painting,
the painting, the painting.
Oh, this, I forgot.
Hello? Hello?
( music playing )
Oi.
Oh.
No, no, don't--
oh, oh, ahh.
( music playing )
( car horns honking )
( tires screeching )
( sigh )
Hmmph.
( music playing )
MR. BEAN: Oh. Guh.
( car horns honking )
( mumbles )
( music playing )
Come on, come on.
Oh, come on. Oh.
Oh, ayayayay.
( car horns honking )
Right. Come on,
come on, come on.
Oi, mind the
( music playing )
( mumbles )
( screams )
( music playing )
( car horns honking )
Ah.
( chuckles )
( car screeching )
( bell ringing )
- Oh.
- ( tires screeching )
( mumbling )
( chuckles )
( tires screeching )
Oi, frog, hop it.
Garçon.
Merci, monsieur.
( grunts )
( raspberry )
- ( car door closes )
- Right.
Okay.
( makes gun noise )
( Mr. Bean sighs )
ALL: Bravo. Bravo.
Ah.
- MAN: Garçon!
- Very good.
- Whoa.
- ( car honking )
- ( tire screeching )
- MAN: Oh.
- ( splatters )
- Ah!
- ( yelping )
- ( tires screeching )
- Oh.
- ( car crashes )
Ah.
Aha. Here you are.
( chuckles )
Oh.
( grunts )
Oh.
Ha.
( tire screeching )
( engine starts )
( screams )
( music playing )
( muttering )
- ( snores )
- Huh.
Oh.
Ah.
Here we are.
Ah.
( comical grunts )
( sighs )
( indistinct chatter )
Ah.
Hello.
( mumbles )
Huh! Huh?
Oh. Oh.
- Oh, no.
- ( alarm ringing )
- Shoo, shoo, shoo.
- ( children giggling )
Go away.
- GUARD: Hmm.
- TEACHER: Dear, oh, dear!
- I'll shut it off.
- Really!
( siren howling )
This way!
( Mr. Bean talks gibberish )
( chuckles )
Oh.
POLICE: Follow me.
Now then, what's going on?
The painting.
And I got a picture.
- Yes. There.
- Photographic evidence.
What's that supposed to be?
( chuckling )
No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Ah, this one.
- Oh.
MR. BEAN: He's a crook.
He's a crook.
( laughs )
You got it all wrong.
Come have a look at this.
Look.
Voila!
- It's a miracle.
- Oh, silly old me!
- ( alarm ringing )
- What?
( children wailing )
I'll get him.
( music playing )
Oh.
( grunts )
- ( loud crash )
- Aw.
Ah.
Oh.
Ho.
Ah.
- ( children laughing )
- Oh.
( screams )
POLICE: Right,
take him away, Constable.
- ( Mr. Bean sighs )
- MAN: Oh.
Thank you,
thank you so much.
Thank you.
( grunts )
Hmm.
A-ha!
- ( grunts )
- MR. BEAN: Ow.
- Ah.
- MR. BEAN: Ow.
- ( grunts )
- MR. BEAN: Oh.
( grunting )
( theme music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
MR. BEAN: Oh.