The Troop (2009) s02e11 Episode Script

[bell ringing]
Why is Mr. Stockley
in there?
Did he lose a bet?
I'm in here because I'm
supporting my student.
Because I believe in
my students.
And because I lost a bet.
Who knew a peanut
wasn't a pea or a nut?
It's my entry for the Young
Inventors Expo:
the touchless massager,
or "Kirby-izer",
as I've trademarked it,
uses sonic pulse technology
and scented eucalyptus oil
to eradicate muscular tension.
It cost me $2 million
to develop it,
but most of which went into
trade marking "Kirby-izer."
Well, you wasted your money.
Because these puppies are
free and known to the ladies
as the "magic makers."
Ladies?
Well, my Nana.
But I've developed
quite a technique
rubbing arthritis cream into
her feet every morning.
Okay, thanks.
To me, her feet smell
like love.
Okay, the competition
is only hours away.
Mr. Stockley, I give
you the Kirby-Izer:
get ready for the most,
pleasurable,
world changing experience
of your life.
He seems really relaxed.
Why?
[heavy breathing sounds]
This is a disaster.
I'll never beat Morgan Grey
this way.
Morgan Grey from
the Tulsa Troop?
I've heard good things
about her.
Good things?!
She's awful!
An absolute nightmare!
Sounds like my Nanna when she
doesn't get her feet rubbed.
Errr!
That girl is the underlord
of the overworld
or the overlord of
the underworld,
whichever one is more evil.
I know the devil's name
and it's Morgan Grey.
[Computer Voice]:
Intruder Alert!
Intruder Alert!
[alarm wailing]
Morgan Grey!
Hi!!!
Hey guys, I hope ya
like Snickerdoodles!
Hey, look, the devil
brought Snickerdoodles.
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Morgan, I just received
an alert from your Troop HQ.
Apparently, a Spark monster's
gone missing from containment.
Really?
It's a fairly
aggressive monster
unless it's safely contained.
I hope they find it.
They just wondered if
you knew anything.
No, I don't.
I'm sorry.
So, what's your
favorite color?
Are you just asking me
questions so you have time
to eat more cookies?
Why would you think that?
Kirby, Morgan seems like
the sweetest thing on earth.
Seems.
Been the same since
we were five.
She pretends to be
all sweet,
but she figures out what
drives you crazy.
For me, it's being copied.
She copied everything
I ever did.
I wanted to become
a scientist,
she became a scientist.
I joined the Troop,
she joined the Troop.
I got corrective headgear
and became the joke
of middle school,
she got corrective headgear
and became the joke
of middle school.
Don't think anyone
would copy that.
She's never been able to beat
me at the Inventors Expo.
But trust me, she's evil.
[Morgan]: But the sole
purpose of The Robot
is to assist
the elderly.
Diabolical.
She must be stopped.
I built it around a stage 3
humanoid frame.
with ultimate tensile
strength aluminum.
Not only is it programmed
to dispense medicine
at the proper time
It does the heavy lifting:
[applause]
What's the deal with
the face?
What can I say?
I was inspired.
Inspired to embarrass me and
make me the laughing stock
like the one time they caught me
making out with my hand
when I thought
I was alone.
I see what you're doing.
It's nothing like that.
Either way, the power
source needed to run
something like this
doesn't exist.
I've been trying to create
one for years.
I guess I got lucky.
But good luck with
your tickle machine.
It's a really fun idea.
What's going on?
I'm trying to win two tickets
to the New Young
Boys concert.
The New Young Boys?
They're like the best
band ever!
Ever.
I saw them accept their
lifetime achievement award
on the Music Madness
channel.
I love them!
That concert's been sold out
for months.
No one can get tickets.
I know one guy who wore
underwear on his head
for a month to get in.
It wasn't a contest.
He just thought
it would help.
Been there.
Well, I'd do a lot of
things but I'm not gonna
look like an idiot.
I'm cookadoodle kwayze
for K.W.Z.E!
[crazy sounds]
Craaaazy!!!!!!!
Ya heard!
What's your name little lady?
Cadence Nash.
We'll get back to you at this
number, okay?
Will do.
Thank you!
Thank you!
Guys, I won!
I won two tickets!
You won!
You won!!!
Two tickets!
What time do you wanna
pick me up?
What?
Oh, no, no, no
Why do you get to go?
Because, we dated,
derrr.
Yeah, and how did
that turn out?
Okay, I take that one back.
I'm sure she wants
to take a girl.
You know, "Girls Night Out."
Besides, I thought you were
only into "serious" bands.
The New Young Boys
are kind of pop-y.
There's nothing about
the New Young Boys
that says "pop."
They have a serious
message going on.
Now, which song is more
thought provoking:
"Baby Oooh Oooh Baby"
or "Booty Booty Buttquake"?
Besides, she's obviously
taking me.
Right?
Take me!
Take me!
Take me!
Take me!
While it's true, that
science provides us
with weird robots that nag old
people to take their medicine.
Sometimes it simply
offers a better life.
You know, maybe demonstrations
are overrated.
I give to you
The Kirby-Izer!
Welcome to new world
of pleasure.
So, how do you feel?
So relaxed he can't muster
the energy to speak!
[Morgan]: Please join me
over
here for a demonstration
of the new assistance bot.
Right over here.
Are you okay?
is just one of the ways
the assistance-bot
convinces a patient to
take their medication.
And aside from providing meds,
The assistance-bot checks
vitals
[Computer voice]: Blood
Pressure, 170 over 80,
Heart Rate, 88 BPM's,
current body temperature,
98.6 degrees.
Fragrance,
Spinster by L'Scalier.
Current status: Lovely.
Provides relaxing
mood music.
[elevator music]
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And more importantly,
provides the companionship
and emotional support we all
value in our everyday lives.
You're company is all
I require to function.
Now, I won't have to call that
lousy son of mine anymore.
[laughs]
I think we're all in agreement,
Congratulations,
Morgan Grey!
[applause]
I can't believe it!
I finally won!
Kirby, come back!
Thank you, thank you
so much!
Cadence.
My Homey-o.
Soul Sista.
Girl power!
I was totally going
to say "Girl power!"
Would you dummies zip it
for two seconds?!
You know, you haven't even
asked me who I want to take.
What if I want to take
some other friend?
Okay, so I don't have
any other friends.
Yes!
Back in the game.
Anyway, I've decided you
guys will compete to see
who gets to go with me
to New Young Boys.
What do you mean?
I think the only
reasonable way to do this
is to set up an insane
series of tests and dares
to prove who is the most
fun and concert ready.
Cool.
I went crazy at
my last concert.
I even sprained my ankle
when my Mom lifted me
on stage to rock with
the Dora The Explorer.
It's been awhile.
Hey, Morgan.
Hey!
My TroopGrid is going
off like crazy, is yours?
Nope, nope, not mine.
Yours must be broken.
Maybe.
Anyway, I wanted
to congratulate you on your win.
The judges made
the right choice.
Thanks, Kirby.
It means a lot.
You blind fools!
You've made the biggest
mistake of your lives!
I'm sorry,
that's a reflex.
I don't know how
you did it.
It'll go down as a massive
achievement.
This will go down as the biggest
flub in science history
and you will pay
for your mistake!
Take care.
Morgan
Talk about a sore loser.
Anyway, you must join us
at the Winner's Luncheon.
Come on, we've gotta go.
Sure.
Daniel Withers, you have
a kind smile.
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!
You!
You did this!
You couldn't deal with losing
so you had to go and ruin
it for everybody else.
You didn't do this,
did you, Kirby?
Of course I didn't.
You know me.
I wouldn't hurt a fly.
Your stickers say otherwise!
They expose your bile
and your hatred!
But I'm an innocent man!
There's no hatred in this body,
only love.
She's the evil one!
Witch!
Demon!
We should destroy her or
maybe it was her robot!
What?
That's ridiculous.
For all we know it could be
a killing machine!
I love you, Kirby.
Your striped shirt
looks very slimming.
Stay out of this,
killing machine!
From here on, you are banned
from all inventors Expos.
And I order you to turn in
your past winning medals.
Come on!
Please you can't do this.
They mean everything to me.
Don't be sad, Kirby.
You are a ray of sunshine
in my life.
How can you be so cruel
when all The Robot
tries to do is love?
Jake, you're not
even trying.
That's where you're wrong.
I wore this shirt to see
the "New young Boys"
back when they were
the "Tough Tweens."
This is the glue residue
of my backstage pass
and this is where their
manager sneezed on me.
It's a tie game, fans,
that was round one.
Now let's test your
ability to let loose.
I wanna see how wild
you really are.
Rock and roll!
No.
Here's the scene:
The band finishes
playing their hit,
"your eyes are like
beautiful Eyes."
Great tune.
I wanna hear your
best concert scream.
Hayley, you're up.
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New Young Boys,
New Young Boys!!!!
New Young Boys!!!!
Oh-kay
Jake, what do you got?
New Young Boys!!!!!
Yeahhhhhh!! Yeahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Yeeeeaaahhhh!!!
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not great, but Hayley's
was way worse.
Round 2 to Jake.
[applause]
Lose the tongue.
[can barely speak]
Will do.
Hello, Morgan.
Are you looking for me?
Well, I, uh
Do not try to attempt
to dislodge me
from this magnificent
body, Ms. Grey.
I have finally found
a perfect home.
I command you to stop!
I have to put you back
into your canister.
You have a melodious
voice, Ms. Grey,
but I am no longer
something you can just
shove into a tiny box.
Do you know what it is like
being a frail little spark?
I couldn't do anything but glow
like a baby's night light.
But now with this body,
you've given me
limitless power!
I'll finally show the world
how dangerous I am!
And assist the elderly!
Stupid hard-wired
programming!
Oh, boogers.
If I have nothing else,
at least I have you,
delicious pudding cup.
Et tu, pudding?
[screams]
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
He's so handsome,
it's hard to shoot!
Try!!!!!!
[laser fire]
Oh!!!!
[explosion]
[laser fire]
Not good!
I made a big mistake.
You think?
Come on!
[laser fire]
You've violated one of
the most sacred Troop rules:
using a monster
for personal reasons.
I'm sorry.
I wanted to impress
you so badly,
I became obsessed.
Impress me?
I thought you hated me.
Why would you ever
think that?
Everything I've done in my life
was to be close to you.
Science, The Troop,
your weird puppet phase.
Marionettes!
They were marionettes!
I finally won
the Inventors Award
thinking you'd be impressed.
But all it did was
ruin everything.
We've gotta take down
that robot.
Why aren't Jake and Hayley
picking up?
It's a dance-off, people.
I wanna see some passion!
You want passion?
Get ready for a little
something I call fire and ice.
[rock music]
♪♪♪
[rock music]
♪♪♪
[rock music]
♪♪♪
[cheers]
Get ready to be served.
[Irish music]
♪♪♪
[Irish music]
♪♪♪
[Irish music]
♪♪♪
Both of you were
impressive
but inappropriate.
We still have a tie.
I brought the fire
and the ice!
[sound of explosion]
[laser fire]
What's going on?!
We're being attacked by
a plasma blasting robot.
We got that part?
Well then, you're
all caught up.
This is all my fault.
I left the Spark Monster
in the robot for too long.
Wait!!
I think I know how to get
the spark monster out of
the robot.
Come on!
We've gotta lure it back
to the Inventors' Expo.
[laser fire]
Lock the door and hide!
What are you doing?
There's no time
for a massage!
That thing's
a death trap!
Thanks for your support,
Hayley,
but that's kinda
what I'm hoping.
Morgan, activate it
when I say.
Hand me those marbles!
What?
It's a well-known fact.
Marbles are the natural
enemy of robots.
[explosion]
Looking for me,
you piece of junk?
I care for you, Mr. Kirby.
Let's be friends.
Morgan now!!
You're not so tough now,
are you?
You did it.
We did it.
I thought you said
she was the devil.
You said that?
Uh I said you were
"devilishly cute."
[bell ringing]
You know what Hayley?
I decided that you should
take the ticket.
Really?
That's so sweet of you.
But, I can't do that.
You take it.
Okay.
What?
I can't believe you.
You were planning
that all along.
You offered.
I didn't think you'd
be such a--
Guys!
Break it up.
Bad news.
Apparently, the tickets
are 18 plus only.
But the band is 15.
How are they gonna get in?
Either way, it's over.
You guys can quit arguing.
Hey, Mr. Stockley,
anybody you know like
the New Young Boys?
I think my little sister's
into them.
Tell her Merry Christmas
from Cadence.
Thank you, that's great!
Like I got a little sister.
Oh, my God!!!!
Booty Booty Buttquake.
Booty Booty Buttquake.
Shake it!
Shake it!!!! ♪