Level Up (2012) s02e12 Episode Script

AAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE SPENT TWO HOURS
BATTLING THAT ICE TITAN,
AND HE GOT AWAY!
AS LEAS
WE GOT A FROZEN TREAT.
THIS IS NOT A TREAT.
[ GROANS ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
HA HA HA!
OHH!
OHH!
THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS GE
FOR ALMOS
LETTING THAT GIANT BANANA
EAT ME THAT ONE TIME.
HOW ARE WE GONNA BEA
THAT ICE TITAN?
BLAST-A-TON
COULDN'T TAKE HIM DOWN.
MY SPELLS
WERE WORTHLESS
WORTHLESS!
AND DANTE
COULDN'T GET SKULL CRACKER
ANYWHERE NEAR HIM.
PBBBBBHT!
YOU GUYS
TALKING ICE TITANS?
UH
NO.
YES.
VIDEO GAME ICE TITANS.
OF COURSE
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE GAME!
WHAT ELSE
WOULD WE BE TALKING ABOUT?
THE KEY
TO WINNING ANY BOSS BATTLE
IS FINDING THEIR WEAKNESS.
WITH ICE TITANS,
YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THEM
NEAR A METAL POLE.
BECAUSE THEY'RE
B-BAD AT TETHER BALL?
UH, NO.
YOU SHOOT SOME WATER
ON THE POLE,
AND THEN, WHEN THE ICE TITAN
LUNGES AT YOU, YOU DUCK.
AND THEN WHAM!
THE DUDE'S SO COLD
HE FREEZES RIGHT TO THE POLE.
OHH.
NOW YOU HAVE HIM
RIGHT WHERE YOU WANT HIM,
AND [CHUCKLES] WHAMMO!
THAT IS BRILLIANT!
YEAH.
We'll use the flag pole
at the Department of
Water and Power!Yeah.
DEPARTMENT OF
WATER AND POWER?
I DON'T REMEMBER
A DEPARTMENT OF WATER AND POWER
IN "CONQUEROR
OF ALL WORLDS."
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
UH, YEAH.
IT'S IN THE NEW
MUNICIPAL UTILITIES
EXPANSION PACK.
YOU GET TO
REGULATE AND DISTRIBUTE
WATER FOR GNOMES.
IT'S
S-S-S-S-SUPER FUN.
SO FUN.
[ WYATT LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
TRY NOT TO SPEND TOO MUCH TIME
WITH THESE NERDS.
They're going nowhere fast.
[ LAUGHS ]
OH.
WHOA.
HOW MUCH
DID HE OVERHEAR?
DO YOU THINK
HE KNOWS ABOUT LEAKS?
THERE'S NO WAY
HE KNOWS NOW.
IF HE KNEW,
WE'D KNEW HE KNEWNOW.
KNOW HE KNEW NOW?
KNOW HE KNOW NOW?
WAIT, WHAT?
POINT IS,
HE DOESN'T KNOWNOW!
BUT THAT WAS CLOSE --
TOO CLOSE.YEAH.
If we're not careful,
Joaquin
will discover our secret.
YES. SECRETS
ARE IMPORTANT TO KEEP.
NOW, IF YOU'LL ALL
KINDLY TURN AROUND
TURN AROUND. TURN AROUND.
[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]
OH, HEY, GINGER! HI.
UH, CAN YOU PLEASE
SIGN MY PETITION
TO SEND ME TO
THE STUDENT GOVERNMENT GAMES
IN WASHINGTON, D.C.?
WHAT KIND OF GAMES
DO YOU COMPETE IN?
LIKE
MONKEY IN THE MIDDLE?
BECAUSE SOME MONKEYS
ARE ENDANGERED.
AND THE MIDDLE
IS THE LAST PLACE
THAT WE SHOULD BE
PUTTING THEM.
NO.
UH
WE HAVE POLICY DEBATES
AND MOCK TRIALS
AND A CANTALOUPE SMASHING
COMPETITION WITH OUR GAVELS.
IT'S VERY GROWN UP.
UH, CAN YOU
JUST PLEASE SIGN IT?
I ONLY NEED
A FEW MORE SIGNATURES.
FINE.
I LOVE YOUR SHOES.
NICE HAIR.
SO YELLOW.
[ CHUCKLES ]
THANK YOU.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
YAY!
"SEND ANGIE
TO WASHINGTON, D.C.,
FOR THE
STUDENT GOVERNMENT GAMES."
FREE TRIP TO THAT TOWN
I SEE ON THE NEWS ALL THE TIME?
SWEET!
[ DEVICE BEEPING, PINGING ]
ICE TITAN'S
ALMOST HERE!
GOTTA GET THAT FLAGPOLE WET.
COPY THAT?
COPY THAT! ROGER THAT!
Wyatt:
OVER, OVER, ROGER, COPY!
I'VE GOT BLAST-A-TON
SET TO UNICORN BLADDERS.
UGH!
DUDE, THAT IS SICK.
IT'S OKAY.
EVERY UNICORN
HAS TWO BLADDERS --
ONE FOR URINE,
THE OTHER FOR GLITTER.
OH!
THAT'S WHY THEIR PEE
IS SO SPARKLY!
[ ROARS ]
[ SNEEZES ]
[ ROARS ]
HEY, FROSTBITE!
[ GROWLS ]
YOUR MAMA
IS A SNOWMAN!
COME ON!
[ ROARING ]
YIKE-OWSKI!
[ GROWLING, ROARING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ ROARING STOPS ]
[ GROWLS ]
I GOT THIS!
IT'S ABOUT TO BE
A SNOW DAY!
TULTA MUNILLE!
OOH!
WHOO!
HUZZAH!
MNH!
MNH!
MNH!
AH!
YEAH! WOWZA!
JOAQUIN'S PLAN
TOTALLY WORKED!
LITTLE DUDE
KNOWS HIS CONQUEROR.
[ SIGHS ]
HEY!
HEY,
JOAQUIN'S PLAN WORKED!
UM
WE JUST SAID THAT.
WELL, EXCUSE ME!
I'M ON A POLE!
WHO CAN HEAR WHEN THEY'RE
FIVE FEET OFF THE GROUND?
WHAT DOES --
OH!
[ GROANS ]OOH!
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
HOW DO FIREMEN DO IT?
DIFFERENT.
[ ALL CHANTING "PRIETO!" ]
MY PETITION FOR
THE STUDENT GOVERNMENT GAMES!
[ CHANTING CONTINUES ]
JOAQUIN!
YOU STOLE MY TRIP
TO WASHINGTON, D.C.?
OH, I'M SORRY.
I NEED TO SI
ON THE LINCOLN MONUMENT'S LAP
AND TELL HIM WHAT PRESENTS
I WANT FOR PRESIDENT'S DAY!
[ LAUGHS ]
LOOKS LIKE
YOU JUST GOT JOAQUIN-ED.
I'M SURE YOU'LL HANDLE I
WITH THE GRACE AND DIGNITY
THAT I'VE LEARNED TO.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ EXHALES ]
[ SCREAMING ]
WHEN JOAQUIN WAS LITTLE,
I TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHING!
HOW TO
FAKE BEING SICK TO MISS SCHOOL,
WHY PANCAKES ARE BETTER
WITH SUGAR INSTEAD OF SYRUP,
EVERYTHING.
AND THEN,
SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE,
HE JUST STARTED
SHOWING ME UP!
WASHINGTON, D.C.
WAS MY THING!
MNM.
HE JUST TOOK I
BECAUSE HE'S OBSESSED
WITH MAKING ABRAHAM LINCOLN
THE NEW SANTA!
AND WITH JOAQUIN,
IT COULD HAPPEN!
GET READY FOR
SANTA LINCOLN!
YEP,
GRACE AND DIGNITY.
JOAQUIN'S
GOT SICK TALENT.
I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE
[ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ]
[ ROARS ]
FIRE TITAN!
[ ROARS ]
WHOA!
UGH,
HE MELTED MY SHOES!
FIRE TITAN?
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS?
YES!
IF WE CAN CATCH HIM,
WE CAN
ROAST MARSHMALLOWS.
NO!
WELL, YES, BUT, NO!
[ GROANS ]
NOW I REALLY WANT S'MORES!
IT MEANS
THAT THE ICE TITAN
WAS JUS
THE FIRST OF THE
All: FOUR HERALDS
OF THE MALDARKIAN APOCALYPSE.
ALSO KNOWN AS THE
MALDARCALYPSE.
ICE, WIND, FIRE, WATER.
IT'S LIKE
A BAD STORM.
AND WE CANNO
HAVE A BAD STORM
IN DAVENTRY HILLS.
WE CAN'
BEAT THREE MORE TITANS!
WE WOULDN'T HAVE
BEATEN THE FIRST ONE
IF WE DIDN'T HAVE HELP FROM --
[ GASPS ]
All: JOAQUIN.
[ ALL SIGH ]
GENTLEMEN,
I WOULD LIKE TO REQUES
A NEVERFAIL SUPER-SERIOUS,
SUPER-SECRET MEETING.
A SUPER-SERIOUS,
SUPER-SECRET MEETING?
WE CAN'T EVEN HAVE
A SUPER-SERIOUS,
SUPER-SECRET MEETING
WITHOU
VOTING ON IT FIRS
IN A REGULAR-SERIOUS,
REGULAR-SECRET MEETING.
HE'S RIGHT!
CURSE
MY PROCEDURAL RULES!
GENTLEMEN
I WOULD LIKE TO REQUES
A REGULAR-SERIOUS,
REGULAR-SECRET MEETING.
BEFORE WE VOTE ON JOAQUIN PRIETO
JOINING NEVERFAIL,
ARE THERE
ANY QUESTIONS?
[ SIGHS ] SO WE'RE GONNA
TELL HIM ABOU
LEAKS AND MALDARK
AND EVERYTHING?
YES.
THERE'S
NO WAY AROUND IT.
BUT WHAT IF HE
TOLD SOMEONE --
LIKE ANGIE?
ANGIE ALREADY KNOWS,
NEURON.
SHE
HUNTS LEAKS WITH US.
WHEW.
[ CHUCKLES ]
OKAY, THEN I GUESS
IT'S COOL I'VE BEEN
SAYING STUFF AROUND HER.
[ LAUGHS ]
I THOUGHT I MESSED UP,
BUT I DIDN'T.
JOAQUIN'S
SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW
WHY HE
CAN'T TELL ANYONE ELSE.
HE MIGHT EVEN BE
AS SMART AS I AM.
[ CHUCKLES ]
MIGHT BE?
[ WHIP! ]
OKAY, FINE!
HE'S SMARTER THAN ME!
YEAH, HE'S
CALMER THAN YOU, TOO.
OKAY.
ALL IN FAVOR OF
BRINGING JOAQUIN INTO NEVERFAIL,
RAISE YOUR HAND.
BUT WE'D BETTER
DISCUSS IT WITH ANGIE
JUST TO MAKE SURE
SHE'S COOL WITH IT.
SHE'LL BE
TOTALLY COOL WITH IT.
NO!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
PUT MY LITTLE BROTHER
IN HARM'S WAY!
SHE'S TOTALLY
NOT COOL WITH IT.
WHY DID YOU BRING
YOUR STUPID TENT INTO MY HOUSE?!
Wyatt:
WAIT, ANGIE, COME ON!
Lyle: OW, MY HAND!
BUT, ANGIE,
THERE'S A FIRE TITAN OUT THERE!
WE NEED JOAQUIN'S HELP.
FIRE TITAN?
I DON'T WANT MY LITTLE BROTHER
TO BE SET ON FIRE!
THE FIRE TITAN IS NOT GONNA
LIGHT ANYTHING ON FIRE!
[ SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE ]
OKAY, I'M SURE
THAT FIRE IS TOTALLY UNRELATED.
JUST LEAVE JOAQUIN
OUT OF NEVERFAIL!
I'M SERIOUS!
Lyle: DON'T WORRY.
I'M SURE
SHE'LL COOL DOWN IN A MINUTE.
AAH!
WHOA!
WHOA!
I CAN'T SEE MY FEET!
I CAN'T SEE MY FEET!
All: STRATEGY BOARD.
THE FIRE TITAN
IS STILL OUT THERE.
WE NEED TO EXTINGUISH I
BEFORE THE NEXT TITAN LEAKS OUT,
OR WE'RE COOKED
AND DAVENTRY HILLS
IS GONNA BE DAVENTRY TOAST!
ONE OF US HAS TO FIGH
THE NEXT TWO TITANS IN-GAME
TO STOP THEIR LEAKAGE.
SO MUCH OF LIFE
IS ABOUT STOPPING LEAKAGE.
BUT WHICH ONE OF US
IS GOING TO DO IT?
WE NEED ALL HANDS ON DECK
TO FIGHT THE FIRE TITAN.
OHH.
YOU KNOW, ANGIE SAID
THAT JOAQUIN
COULDN'T JOIN NEVERFAIL.
SHE DIDN'TSAY
THAT HE COULDN'T PLAY THE GAME.
OHH.
WHY ARE WE SMILING?
[ SIGHS ]
SO GLAD YOU CAME TO
OUR HUMBLE H.Q., JOAQUIN!
OH, OHH.
ONLY TWO TOPPINGS?
SOMEONE'S ON A BUDGET.
I'LL TAKE THAT PIZZA
RIGHT BACK, SIR.
NO.
NO. NO. NO.
SO, YOU CAN FIGHT THE TITANS,
RIGHT?
RIGHT.
YOU GUYS ARE PLAYING, TOO,
AREN'T YOU?
WELL, YEAH.
[ SCOFFS ]
OH, NO!
WE ALL
FORGOT OUR LAPTOPS.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
LEAVE AND PLAY FROM HOME.
DARN US, ANYWAY!
WHAT WERE WE THINKING?
Joaquin: ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
DRINKING SHOWER WATER AGAIN,
HAVE YOU?
WHOA! WIND TITAN!
OOH.
WHOA,
HE'S GOT THE WAR HAMMER.
[ CLANG! ]
All: OH!
OOH!
Joaquin:
YEP, IT'S A HOMER.
THAT WIND TITAN'S
RUNNING OUT OF AIR!
GET HIM, JOAQUIN!
OH, THAT IS SOME SWEE
WAR-HAMMER TECHNIQUE!
[ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS]
OH! WHOO!
YEAH!
OH, MAN!
[ ALL CHANTING "PRIETO!" ]
[ CHANTING QUICKENS ]
[ CHANTING GIBBERISH ]
Lyle: [ BEATBOXES ]
[ CHANTING, BEATBOXING STOPS ]
[ ROARS ]
AH! WHOA!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
OH, THIS GUY'S
EVAPORATING MY UNICORN BLADDERS!
I'VE GOT HIM!
OH, GO!
WHOO!
GO! GO! GO!
[ ROARS ]
[ SCREAMS ]
[ PANTING ]
ALL RIGHT.
IT'S TIME TO FLOOD THIS FOOL.
WATER AND STEAM,
GET IN A BEAM!
[ ROARS ]
WHOA!
SORRY, GUYS.
OH!
THE LITTLE HAIRS
ON ME ARMS ARE SINGED!
[ BLOWING ]
DANG IT!
IT TOOK ME YEARS
TO GROW THOSE!
NOW I'LL NEVER
HAVE ARM HAIR BRAIDS!
AR-- AR--
[ GROANS ]
THIS FIRE DUDE
IS IMPOSSIBLE!
HE'S LIKE
AN EVIL CAMPFIRE!
AT LEAST JOAQUIN
STOPPED THE NEXT TITAN
FROM BEING LEAKED OUT.
LET'S GET SOME REST.
WE'LL
TRY AGAIN TOMORROW.
OH, COME -- WHAT?!
ANYBODY ELSE'S CELLPHONE
BORKED?
[ GROANS ]
TOTALLY SOAKED.
NO PROBLEM.
JUST PUT IT IN SOME RICE
OVERNIGHT.
IT WILL DRY OUT AND
BE GOOD AS NEW IN THE MORNING.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT WYATT, LYLE, AND DANTE
WERE HANGING OU
WITH JOAQUIN.
THEY EVEN
WANT HIM IN NEVERFAIL.
THEY DON'T NEED HIM.
THEY'VE GOT ME.
IF YOU WERE
FRIENDS WITH ROBOTS,
YOU WOULDN'
HAVE THESE PROBLEMS.
PLUS, YOU CAN PROGRAM THEM
TO SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU.
Oh, Max,
you are so handsome.
You should be a model.
[ LAUGHS ] OH, STOP.
I MEAN, WHY DO THEY THINK
THAT JOAQUIN IS SO VALUABLE?
HE'S JUST A KID.
I CAN SEE
YOU'RE REALLY FRUSTRATED.
THANKS, MAX.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.
I WAS TALKING TO HER.
I'm not sure
what you want me to say.
I want to make you happy.
I just don't know how anymore.
TOO MUCH DRAMA.
YOU ARE
TOTALLY WORTHLESS, MAX.
YOU'RE THE GROWN-UP.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
GIVING ME GOOD ADVICE
BASED ON
YOUR VAST LIFE EXPERIENCE.
FINE.
I DON'T KNOW EMOTION,
BUT I DO KNOW BUSINESS.
AND WHEN AN EMPLOYEE
IS FEELING NOT NEEDED,
THE BEST THING SHE CAN DO
IS WORK EXTRA HARD
TO PROVE HER VALUE.
OH.
OH.
OH, I'LL PROVE MY VALUE,
ALL RIGHT!
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ GRUMBLES ]
THANKS, MAX.
ALL I GOTTA DO
IS BARD THAT FIRE TITAN,
AND THEN DANTE, LYLE, AND WYAT
WILL BE LIKE,
"ANGIE, YOU'RE THE BEST!
"WE ARE SO SORRY
THAT WE DIDN'T APPRECIATE YOU.
"YOU'RE SO MUCH COOLER
THAN JOAQUIN.
AND BY THE WAY,
WE LOVE YOUR HAIR."
WELL, THEY WOULDN'T SAY
THAT LAST PART,
BUT THEY'D BE THINKING IT.
[ ROARING ]
TULTA MUNILLE!
[ GASPS, PANTS ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
WHAT'S THE THING WE YELL
WHEN WE RUN AWAY?
OH, YEAH.
AAH!
[ ROARS ]
[ SCREAMS ]
[ ROARING ]
[ PANTING ]
[ ZING! ]
[ Cellphone dialing ]
COME ON, WYATT.
[ VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING]
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, NUBERT.
[ Ringing ]
[ Rapping ]
You've reached Wyatt Black.
I'm behind a book stack.
So leave a message,
and I will call you right back.
Reading is power!
Black, out!
[ Beep ]
[ ROARING ]
COME ON, LYLE.
[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]
HMM.
MM-HMM.
[ Sultry voice ]
Hey, girl, this is L. Huggs,
and I can't wait to hear
your sweet voice.
Get yourself comfortable,
and I'll get at you later.
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
EW. OKAY.
[ Dialing ]
DANTE, I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
[ Ringing ]
[ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ]
DANTE:
What are you saying, Wyatt --
If I talk now,
my phone will record my voice
so someone
can hear it later?
That's dark magic,
and I'll have no part of it!
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
NERTZ!
[ ROARS ]
JOAQUIN. OKAY.
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
NO, GOOD DAY TO YOU,
MR. LINCOLN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT.
YOU YANKED ME OUT OF 1865
FOR THIS.
JOAQUIN, THIS IS SERIOUS.
I NEED YOUR HELP.
I NEED YOU TO GO --
[ ROARS ]
Angie?
ANGIE?
ANGIE?!
SHE'S IN THE FOREST?!
[ GRUMBLING ]
WHOA.
A FIRE TITAN IN REAL LIFE!
[ GRUMBLING ]
OH, MY GOSH, JOAQUIN!
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY
TO SEE YOU!
WHAT IS THIS, ANGIE?
AM I GOING CRAZY,
OR IS MOM RIGH
ABOUT ME PLAYING
TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES?
YOU'RE NOT GOING CRAZY.
LOOK.
I'M GOING TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING
BECAUSE
I THINK YOU NEED TO KNOW.
AND I GUESS
I'M READY FOR YOU TO KNOW.
YOU'RE A TEENAGE WITCH.
NO, OKAY?
LOOK, A VIRUS
HAS INFECTED THE INTERNET,
AND NOW STUFF LEAKS OU
OF CONQUEROR AND OTHER PLACES.
AND I'VE BEEN HELPING
DANTE, LYLE, AND WYAT
KEEP IT CONTAINED.
YOU CALL THIS CONTAINED?!
THEY WANTED TO TELL YOU
SO THAT YOU COULD HELP,
BUT I WOULDN'T LET THEM.
WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU TRUST ME ENOUGH TO TELL ME.
YOU'RE MY BROTHER.
OF COURSE I TRUST YOU.
[ TITAN ROARS ]
OKAY.
LOOK, I NEED YOU TO
GO FIND THE GUYS, OKAY?
THEY'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
GO. GO. GO.
OKAY.
TAKE THIS SLINGSHOT.
SHOOT PINECONES
INTO THE FIRE TITAN.
IT'LL DISTRACT HIM
FOR NOW. OKAY?
WHY DOES THIS SLINGSHO
LOOK LIKE THE MISSING "Y"
FROM THE "WELCOME TO
DAVENTRY HILLS" SIGN?
UH, GOTTA GO!
Wyatt: I'M SO PSYCHED
ANGIE TOLD YOU, JOAQUIN!
WE REALLY NEED YOUR HELP
RIGHT NOW IN NEVERFAIL.
I'M SURE
IT MUST BE A HUGE SHOCK.
YOU PROBABLY
HAVE A TON OF QUESTIONS.
NAH,
I PRETTY MUCH GOT IT.
THERE'S, LIKE,
A HOLE IN THE UNDERWEAR
THAT SEPARATES
OUR REALITY
FROM THE BUT
OF THE DIGITAL DIMENSION.
FINALLY!
SOMEONE PUT IT IN TERMS
I CAN UNDERSTAND!
OH, THERE THEY ARE!
[ ROARS ]
I'LL WHISPER THA
NEXT TIME.
CARBONOS
DOS OXYGENOUS!
[ GASPING ]
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR COMING BACK!
THANK YOU!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
[ CHEST THUDDING ]
AWW.
AWW.
OKAY.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ ROARING ]
JOAQUIN, PLEASE TELL US
THAT YOU HAVE AN IDEA.
WELL, I BEAT THE WIND TITAN
IN GAME.
THAT MEANS
THERE'S ONE MORE.
[ WATER SPLASHES LOUDLY ]
I DON'T LIKE
THE SOUND OF THAT.
I GOTTA GO!
WHAT?!
I WANT TO RUN AWAY, TOO.
NOPE!
I SHOULD NOT HAVE
ANNOUNCED MY PLAN OUT LOUD.
NO, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
[ ROARS ]
[ ROARING ]
HEY, PUDDLE LEGS!
[ GROWLS ]
AAH!
WHY HAVE I
MOCKED GYM CLASS SO?
[ ROARS ]
[ ROARING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
WHOA!
GO! GO!
GAH!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
INCOMING TITAN!
[ ROARING ]
WHAT?!AAH!
THAT GUY'S
NUTTIER THAN I AM!
NO, HE'S NOT.
HE'S A GENIUS!
[ ROARING ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
WHOO!
WHOO!
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!
DID YOU GUYS
SEE THAT?!
UH, ZA-POWEE!
[ LAUGHS ]
ACTUALLY,
WE SAY "HUZZAH!"
All: HUZZAH!
UH, YEAH, NO.
I'M NOT SAYING THAT.
THAT'S LIKE
OLD PEOPLE TALK.
OKAY, WHOA, CHILL OUT, MAN.
ALL RIGHT?
WE'LL TALK ABOUT "HUZZAH"
LATER.
BUT FOR NOW,
WELCOME TO NEVERFAIL, JOAQUIN!
YOU ARE
THE BEST LITTLE DUDE EVER!
HEY! HEY!
WE COULDN'T BE MORE HAPPY
TO HAVE YOU ON THE TEAM.
[ SIGHS ]
Lyle: IT'S TRUE.
SO PUMPED TO HAVE SOMEONE
FINALLY SHARE MY BRAIN WORK.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU GUYS --
YOU GUYS ARE SMART, TOO.
COME ON.
ALL RIGHT.
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
NOT SO FAST, NERDS.
I'VE GO
THE FINAL SAY ON THIS.
All: AWW!
[ CRE-E-E-AK! ]
PRIETO!
[ ALL CHANTING "PRIETO!" ]
WHAT?!
REALLY PROUD OF YOU,
ANGIE.
I KNOW
HOW HARD IT IS FOR YOU
TO LET JOAQUIN
FIGHT LEAKS WITH US
WHEN YOU'RE
SO WORRIED ABOUT HIS SAFETY.
I AM.
BUT REALLY
NEVERFAIL IS MY THING,
YOU KNOW?
I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO JOIN
BECAUSE IT'S JUST GONNA BE
ANOTHER THING
THAT HE'S GONNA
OVERSHADOW ME IN.
WHAT?!
JOAQUIN CAN NEVER
OVERSHADOW YOU HERE!
YOU ARE A FOUNDING MEMBER
OF NEVERFAIL I.R.L.
NO ONE CAN EVER
TAKE THAT FROM YOU.
AWW.
THANKS, WYATT.
AWW.
THAT MAKES ME
FEEL BETTER.
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GO TO BAER'S SUPERSTAR DINER
AND GET SOME
VICTORY SHAKES AND FRIES, HUH?
ARE YOU BUYING?
FORGOT MY WALLET.
THAT'S OKAY.
I CAN BUY.
OH, THE PLAN WORKED!
SHE'S BUYING!
[ CHEERS AND LAUGHTER ]
HERE'S ME GETTING KICKED OUT OF
THE LINCOLN MONUMENT.
[ LAUGHS ]
UH, UH
HERE'S ME GETTING KICKED OU
OF THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT.
AND HERE'S ME GETTING KICKED OU
OF THE JEFFERSON MEMORIAL.
YEAH! WHY?
BECAUSE
I CALLED IT A MONUMENT.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ DEVICE BEEPING ]
[ GASPS ]
NOUGAT CENTER!
WE GOT A LEAK AT THE
DAVENTRY HILLS OLD
HAUNTED TRAIN YARD!
ARE YOU READY,
JOAQUIN?
NEVERFAIL'S
SPRINGING INTO ACTION!
AM I ALLOWED TO
FINISH THIS SHAKE FIRST?
[ WHIP! ]
[ BOTH SCOFF ]
NO TIME.
WE HAVE TO
TAKE THESE TO GO.
GAH.
I HATE THIS PART.
TIME TO GO!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]