Mr. Bean: The Animated Series (2002) s02e13 Episode Script
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( music playing )
( Hawaiian music playing )
( mumbling )
Teddy.
Wow. Wow.
Mr. Bean,
be quiet!
Will you please be quiet?!
Hey! Oi!
( Hawaiian music playing )
( thuds )
MRS. WICKET: Mr. Bean!
( indistinct )
( sighs )
( sighs )
( birds chirping )
( groans )
( music playing )
Oh. Mm.
( laughs )
- Thank you, dearie.
- You're welcome.
- Toodaloo.
- ( humming )
( grunts )
Ooh!
( screaming )
Oh.
Ow!
Ooh.
- ( gasps )
- ( cries )
( grunting )
( growling )
MRS. WICKET: Oh, Scrapper!
Oh, please,
let him come with me.
- ( screeches )
- Oh, no!
( cries )
MAN: You look after it.
Oh, no.
MRS. WICKET: Scrapper!
( siren wails )
( whimpers )
- Oh, no.
- ( growls )
( sighs )
Oh , dear.
Puss, puss, puss, puss.
Puss, puss, puss.
( meows )
( sighs )
( music playing )
( meows )
( sighs )
( muttering )
( meows )
( muttering )
( music playing )
( thuds )
- ( gasps )
- ( meows )
( grunts )
Puss, puss, puss, puss.
( grunts )
- ( screeches )
- Oh!
( sighs )
- ( glass clatters )
- ( gasps )
( music playing )
( meows )
( sighs )
( growls )
( meows )
( groans )
( music playing )
( growls )
( groans )
( growling )
( groans )
( music playing )
( meows )
Oh.
( meows )
Huh?
Hmm?
( growls )
- Oh.
- ( growls )
( music playing )
( growls )
- MR. BEAN: No?
- ( growls )
( sighs )
Ah,
this is the one.
( meows )
( music playing )
Ah. Ha.
( growls )
( screams )
Oh.
( sighs )
You come here.
Nice.
( meows )
( grunts )
Oh. ( sighs )
( muttering )
( grunts )
( sighs )
( beeps )
( rings )
( beeping )
( grunts )
Bowls.
Some of those.
( meows )
Hmm.
( electricity crackling )
( whimpers )
( growls )
( beeping continues )
( explosion )
( screeches )
( gasps )
( meows )
Ooh.
- ( meows )
- Come on, puss,
puss, puss, puss, puss, puss.
Down you come.
- Down you come.
- ( growling )
( sighs )
Oh.
( music playing )
( grunts )
( meows )
All right.
( meows )
- ( brakes screech )
- ( meows )
- ( growls )
- Come on, come on,
come on.
Come to Mr. Bean. Go on.
Come to Mr. Bean.
Come on, come,
come.
Come on, come on.
( shrieking )
( shrieking )
Huh?
Mm.
( shrieking )
( gasps )
( shrieking )
( music playing )
( mumbling )
( shrieking )
( cars honking )
Oh.
Hey, watch it!
( tires screeching )
( shrieking )
( brakes screech )
Uh. Oh.
( shrieking )
- Ah.
- Hmm.
( humming )
Hmm.
( chuckles )
( music playing )
( shrieking )
Oh!
Ready, get set
Ooh!
Ow!
Huh?
Oi!
Oh.
Come on.
( shrieking )
( growling )
Hmm.
( muttering )
Hmm. ( murmurs )
Yes.
( laughs )
( growls )
Got you.
( music playing )
( chuckles )
( car engine revving )
MAN: Oi, what are you doing?
( mumbling )
- ( meows )
- ( sighs )
Get in there.
( phone ringing )
- Hello?
- MRS. WICKET: Bean,
it's Mrs. Wicket.
I'm coming home
and I expect everything
to be clean and tidy,
spic and span.
I'm on me way.
You have got half an hour,
so you better be ready.
( gasps )
( music playing )
( mumbling )
Come on, Teddy.
( music playing )
( gasps )
Come on, Teddy.
We're not finished yet.
( grunting )
( meows )
( mumbling )
Oh, no!
( grunting )
( grunting )
( growls )
( mumbling )
- ( meows )
- Oh!
( groans )
Huh?
- Oh, Scrapper.
- ( meows )
Where is that cat?
- Eh?
- ( gulps )
Right.
- Oh.
- Oh, no!
( screams )
( coughing )
( groans )
Right!
( siren wails )
( sighs )
( music playing )
( shrieking )
- Oh, no!
- ( growling )
( music playing )
MR. BEAN: Oh.
( music playing )
( Hawaiian music playing )
( mumbling )
Teddy.
Wow. Wow.
Mr. Bean,
be quiet!
Will you please be quiet?!
Hey! Oi!
( Hawaiian music playing )
( thuds )
MRS. WICKET: Mr. Bean!
( indistinct )
( sighs )
( sighs )
( birds chirping )
( groans )
( music playing )
Oh. Mm.
( laughs )
- Thank you, dearie.
- You're welcome.
- Toodaloo.
- ( humming )
( grunts )
Ooh!
( screaming )
Oh.
Ow!
Ooh.
- ( gasps )
- ( cries )
( grunting )
( growling )
MRS. WICKET: Oh, Scrapper!
Oh, please,
let him come with me.
- ( screeches )
- Oh, no!
( cries )
MAN: You look after it.
Oh, no.
MRS. WICKET: Scrapper!
( siren wails )
( whimpers )
- Oh, no.
- ( growls )
( sighs )
Oh , dear.
Puss, puss, puss, puss.
Puss, puss, puss.
( meows )
( sighs )
( music playing )
( meows )
( sighs )
( muttering )
( meows )
( muttering )
( music playing )
( thuds )
- ( gasps )
- ( meows )
( grunts )
Puss, puss, puss, puss.
( grunts )
- ( screeches )
- Oh!
( sighs )
- ( glass clatters )
- ( gasps )
( music playing )
( meows )
( sighs )
( growls )
( meows )
( groans )
( music playing )
( growls )
( groans )
( growling )
( groans )
( music playing )
( meows )
Oh.
( meows )
Huh?
Hmm?
( growls )
- Oh.
- ( growls )
( music playing )
( growls )
- MR. BEAN: No?
- ( growls )
( sighs )
Ah,
this is the one.
( meows )
( music playing )
Ah. Ha.
( growls )
( screams )
Oh.
( sighs )
You come here.
Nice.
( meows )
( grunts )
Oh. ( sighs )
( muttering )
( grunts )
( sighs )
( beeps )
( rings )
( beeping )
( grunts )
Bowls.
Some of those.
( meows )
Hmm.
( electricity crackling )
( whimpers )
( growls )
( beeping continues )
( explosion )
( screeches )
( gasps )
( meows )
Ooh.
- ( meows )
- Come on, puss,
puss, puss, puss, puss, puss.
Down you come.
- Down you come.
- ( growling )
( sighs )
Oh.
( music playing )
( grunts )
( meows )
All right.
( meows )
- ( brakes screech )
- ( meows )
- ( growls )
- Come on, come on,
come on.
Come to Mr. Bean. Go on.
Come to Mr. Bean.
Come on, come,
come.
Come on, come on.
( shrieking )
( shrieking )
Huh?
Mm.
( shrieking )
( gasps )
( shrieking )
( music playing )
( mumbling )
( shrieking )
( cars honking )
Oh.
Hey, watch it!
( tires screeching )
( shrieking )
( brakes screech )
Uh. Oh.
( shrieking )
- Ah.
- Hmm.
( humming )
Hmm.
( chuckles )
( music playing )
( shrieking )
Oh!
Ready, get set
Ooh!
Ow!
Huh?
Oi!
Oh.
Come on.
( shrieking )
( growling )
Hmm.
( muttering )
Hmm. ( murmurs )
Yes.
( laughs )
( growls )
Got you.
( music playing )
( chuckles )
( car engine revving )
MAN: Oi, what are you doing?
( mumbling )
- ( meows )
- ( sighs )
Get in there.
( phone ringing )
- Hello?
- MRS. WICKET: Bean,
it's Mrs. Wicket.
I'm coming home
and I expect everything
to be clean and tidy,
spic and span.
I'm on me way.
You have got half an hour,
so you better be ready.
( gasps )
( music playing )
( mumbling )
Come on, Teddy.
( music playing )
( gasps )
Come on, Teddy.
We're not finished yet.
( grunting )
( meows )
( mumbling )
Oh, no!
( grunting )
( grunting )
( growls )
( mumbling )
- ( meows )
- Oh!
( groans )
Huh?
- Oh, Scrapper.
- ( meows )
Where is that cat?
- Eh?
- ( gulps )
Right.
- Oh.
- Oh, no!
( screams )
( coughing )
( groans )
Right!
( siren wails )
( sighs )
( music playing )
( shrieking )
- Oh, no!
- ( growling )
( music playing )
MR. BEAN: Oh.