The Troop (2009) s02e14 Episode Script

Why is your
lemonade brown?
I put chocolate syrup
in it.
Mark my words:
a year from now, everyone
will be drinking Choclonade.
You said the same thing
about Cran-Pizza juice.
The world wasn't ready.
But now there's a heat wave
it's perfect timing.
Don't knock it
'til you try it.
[bell ringing]
Is that a challenge?
[slurping sounds]
Not bad.
Not good, but not bad.
Okay, now I have
to try.
[slurping sounds]
You know what,
didn't have to try.
Alright, Cadence,
your turn.
No thanks.
That looks disgusting.
And I eat live possum.
Being part of the group
means occasionally trying
one of Jake's weird
food combinations.
Just be glad you avoided
sushi brownies.
Wait.
I'mpart of the group?
[All chanting]: Cadence,
Cadence, Cadence, Cadence!
[slurping sounds]
See?
Awesome, right?
No.
Not awesome.
Foul.
How could you say
it was "not bad?"
Because I've had
"sushi brownies."
You're truly one of
us now.
Thanks.
It's nice to finally feel my
monster past is behind me.
Troop International Force,
stand down!
Randall Snodgrass.
Troop International.
We're sending this creature
back to the monster dimension
where it belongs.
No, no, no!
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The Thrasher will be locked,
under our watch,
until we can dump it back
in the monster world
where it belongs.
She's a person,
Cadence not an "it."
Cadence, Thrasher, whatevs,
it's going back.
You can't do this!
She's saved our lives!
I can't?
Let's just check the manual.
Hmm, seems I can.
Your Troop is a disgrace.
You've been harboring
a dangerous monster!
And these chairs
don't match with the décor.
Or lack thereof.
She's not dangerous.
We all vouch for her.
Pull the plug on
the excuse machine.
I'm going to see to it
you are all replaced.
What?
That's not fair!
Excuse me?
Meanwhile, try your best
not to ruin everything.
Oh wait, too late.
Troop command to Snodgrass
regarding Thrasher disposal.
Mr. Stockley, please, there has
to be something we can do.
I only really understand
International law as it applies
to importing white tigers and
hosting parties on boats,
but what they're doing
does seem pretty wrong.
It's like I said, guys.
If International told us not
to break her out of that cell
and get her
to a safe place,
we would definitely
not do that.
No.
We would definitely not
use all of our teamwork
and fighting skills
to distract the guards
and free her like heroes
in a big action movie.
No, we would definitely
not do that.
Randall, let me give you
a tour of the school.
I'm glad Mr. Stockley
cleared that up,
because I was almost
going to suggest
that we should
break Cadence out.
Seriously?
The funny thing
about this water fountain is
we used to get a lot more gum
in it before the sign.
This tour is tedious,
boring and pointless.
If we could please
just head back to HQ.
Wait, you've got
to meet uh
Bernie.
Bernie! Bernie! Bernie!!!
So good to see you.
Think you can
finally fix the--
air conditioning?
The heat's been brutal
around here.
Where's the unit?
Out back by the dumpster.
Oh, man, on a 99 degree day
by the dumpster
that's gonna smell great.
Sorry, man, but we're really
glad to see you.
During a heat wave,
I'm everybody's pal.
But at Christmas time,
during the dead of winter,
no cards, no fruitcake,
nothing.
[flies buzzing]
[roar]
[screams]
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Wow, that dumpster
really must smell bad.
[roar]
Help!! Help!!!
Yes, master, I will bring
you more zombies.
Make you more powerful.
Shift change.
What's the password?
The password is:
Afghanistan Banana Stand.
Watch out for her.
I saw her eat twelve racks
of ribs, four pot roasts
and a turducken.
Hurry up, we don't have
much time!
Guys!
They've changed
the code.
You don't have to do this.
You'll get in serious trouble.
We're not letting anyone
take you, Cadence.
Let me try.
I made this popcorn popper.
It doesn't work,
but for some reason,
it's a fantastic decoder.
So, do we have a Plan B?
Well, we could tunnel
her out.
From which direction?
below?
Uh, guys?
I got it.
An escape and a snack.
I gotta give you credit,
Dude.
We need to get
out of here.
They could be back
any second.
Thank you.
All clear.
I'm sorry you have to run.
But International won't stop
hunting you until they find you.
Can I have another hug?
I'll miss you too, Kirby.
I'm supposed to have
something kinda profound
and meaningful to say, right?
Nope.
Take care of yourself.
Yeah, take care of yourself.
Hayley's getting
some things for you.
She'll be waiting
at Hannigan's so hurry.
Thanks guys.
For everything.
No.
Thank you.
Did you see?
A man with an extreme case
of frostbite?
[screams]
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
[explosion]
Not good!
Not good!!!!!!
Skipping class, huh?
Are there any rules
you do follow?
I think we've got
bigger problems.
Go, go, go, go!!!!!!!
So, there's definitely an
Ice Ghoul behind all this.
Yes.
It's turning everyone
into ice zombies.
He'll feed off their energy
and then destroy them.
So, the whole school
is at risk?
Maybe the world.
That's why we have to stop them
before they get out
of Lakewood High.
You won't be doing anything.
International is sending
in a replacement unit.
There's no time.
We have six hours to destroy
the Ice Ghoul
or everyone'll be stuck
as Ice Zombies forever.
What would International
have to say about that?
[siren wailing]
Guys, look!
[Computer Voice]: Alert! Frozen
zombie activity detected.
Sir, the Thrasher's gone.
I'll deal with you
all later.
We've got Zombies
to stop.
You can't!
There's too many!
We are the elite
of the Troop!
One of us equals
ten of you!
I, by myself, could be two
separate basketball teams.
What does that mean?
Here are some supplies.
I have money, food, clothes
and an untraceable cell phone
that Kirby made.
Oh, and I threw in the best
lip balm ever.
I can't take
Mr. Stockley's car.
He's had it forever.
He even named it
"Used Lightning."
Yeah, you can.
Besides his doctor told him
he needs to walk more.
Once we get this
all cleared up,
you'll be able to come back.
You don't have to say that.
Say what?
That I can come back.
I've done this
dozens of times.
You land somewhere,
meet a couple of people
who take pity on you,
maybe even one or two
seem to like you.
But eventually it becomes
pretty clear
that you're not
welcome anymore.
But that's not true,
Cadence.
Not for us.
If you don't think that now,
but you will.
Don't worry, I've
got everything I need.
And lip balm.
This isn't gonna work.
Stand back and watch us blow
these guys back to the Ice Age.
They're not
from the Ice Age.
That's just hero talk.
Blast them!
[laser fire]
I'm an elite guard!
I am two basketball teams!
I still have no idea
what that means.
[screams]
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
The zombies have
already been here.
And they used all
the paper towels.
What kind of monsters
are they?
What are we gonna do?!
Obviously we can't
contain them.
We just have to find
the Ice Ghoul.
Hayley, get everyone
out of Hannigan's!
don't ask why, just do it.
Why?
Ice Zombies.
What?!!!
I said not to ask.
Gotta go.
Wait for us there!
TroopGrid's detected
a 40 degree drop
at the ice rink.
It's gotta be waiting there
for all its Zombies to arrive.
How are we going to get
out of here?
Here's the plan.
Jake, wrap Kirby up
in this toilet paper.
The Mummy is the natural
enemy of the Zombie.
Mr. Stockley, I say this with
all the greatest respect
and admiration for
you as a leader:
that is a terrible idea!!
You're right!
But this isn't: Jake, Kirby
get ready to run.
What are you doing?
No mater what Randall says,
you guys are the best
Troop around.
If anyone can destroy the Ice
Ghoul and turn everyone back,
it's you.
What does that mean?
I'm getting you out
of here alive.
Make me proud.
I hate Zombies!
[scream]
Ahhhhh!!!!!!
Your breath really stinks.
What are you guys doing?
We've gotta get to the skating
rink and fast,
before the Ice Ghoul turns
the whole town into Zombies.
[pounding]
Help me get this over there,
come on!!!
How did they find us
so fast?
Seems they had a guide.
Mr. Stockley,
how could you?
Most people don't look good
as a Zombie,
but he's kinda pulling it off.
[pounding]
We're totally surrounded.
We're never gonna get
out of here.
[pounding]
Then we just lost Lakewood.
What are you doing?
If we're gonna go out,
might as well go out in style.
Even if we blast them all,
more will come.
We'll never get out of here.
The one nice thing
about Zombies
is they lower the temperature.
Nice and cool.
What?
Can't we be both in danger
and refreshed?
You know, a real Troop
member would do something
really bold and unexpected
right now.
[crash]
Get in the car, dummies!
The Zombies didn't
get you get?
I guess being half monster
is good for something.
Used Lightning!!!
Wow, when Mr. Stockley
turns back,
he is going to be
so mad at you.
And he'll be even more
upset when he sees
I reset all his
radio stations.
[roars]
I got this!!
I was wrong!!!
I don't got this at all.
Kirby!
It's too late!
They got him!!!!!
We have to get
outta here!!!!
[zombie chatter]
This is what Canada looks
like in my nightmares.
You only have two shots.
Use them carefully.
Clear out as many as you can
so I'll get close enough
for a good shot at
the Ice Ghoul.
Got it.
And be careful.
Both of you.
Of course.
Hey zombies!!!!!
I got this.
Yeah!!!!
Not so much fun, is it?
Nice work!
Cadence!
Time to crank up
the heat.
[laser fire]
Mr. Stockley!
Mr. Stockley, it's your
students, Jake and Hayley.
[growling]
Think back,
remember all the times we
spent together in detention,
endless hours of tutoring,
the reports you've filled
out for us over and over!
You're not helping!
[growling]
Five for fighting, baby!
Kirby?
You made it.
Like it?
It's part of
my disguise kit,
which includes "Old Man,"
"hobo, "Pirate" and "Zombie."
Pirate?
Yeah, it doesn't come up much,
I just like pirates.
Look, I have to get
closer to the Ice Ghoul
but I need cover.
Stay close and follow me.
Jake! Help!!!!
Hayley!!!
[evil laugh]
[evil laugh]
We're not letting
anyone take you, Cadence.
No matter what.
Take care of yourself.
Can I have another hug.
[All chanting]: Cadence,
Cadence, Cadence!
[loud roars]
[startled]
Huh!
We're good.
I still can't get over you and
that temporary makeup.
Temporary?
That would have been
a good idea.
Get me out of here!
Guys? Guys?
You can't do this!
She saved your life.
She saved all of our lives.
Let her go!
I guess this is
goodbye again.
There's only one way to deal
with this monster
and that's--
I'm not going back!
Let me finish!
There's only one way
to deal with this.
Join the Lakewood Troop.
Cadence, we were wrong
about you.
And we're sorry.
[laughs]
Wow.
I think I could get
used to this.
I could get used
to this too.
Okay.
Only because
it's a special day.
Welcome to The Troop.