The Suite Life of Zack & Cody s02e20 Episode Script
That's So Suite Life of Hannah Montana
I'm sorry, but your flight's been cancelled.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This has been the worst day of my live.
I miss my flight and now this one's cancelled, so I'm stuck here all weekend and I spent all my money on buying souvenir key chains for my friends.
Look at this.
There's more.
Hi.
I'm maddie.
Hi, maddie.
I'm raven.
Hey, do you have any long-lasting gum? Because I can't afford dinner.
Um, oh, well, this one kind of has a meaty undertone with a minty aftertaste.
Thanks.
Hey, hey.
Have a key chain.
Oh.
Thanks, friend.
Hey, is that a Donna cabana top? Yeah.
I work for her.
I love her.
Is she like the greatest boss ever? Oh.
Well, you know how bosses can be.
I can't believe you lost the money we were going to use for mom's birthday present.
So we're broke.
Mom likes homemade stuff.
I'm sure between the two of us, we can think of something.
Don't hurt yourself.
I'll come up with something.
Hey, guys.
Hey, raven.
Aren't you supposed to be back in San Francisco? Yeah.
That's what I thought but the airplane didn't think so.
Great.
You'll be here for our mom's surprise party.
She's turning-- old.
Oh, I love surprises.
Ready or not, here I come! And 2! [Screaming.]
[Gasps.]
Mmm.
Hey, raven, you ok? You had this weird look on your face.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
You were doing this.
I have never made that face before in my life.
Something's wrong.
Ok.
Look, I don't know how to tell you this.
ButOk, I had this feeling that one of you is going to be in trouble.
Well, trouble for us isn't exactly breaking news.
Well, if you hear a bell or a sneeze You should run.
Why are you looking at me? Do you wear sweater vests? No.
Well, nice knowing you, Cody.
Here I am in your life here you are in mine yes, we have a suite life most of the time you and me, we got the world to see so come on down just me and you know what to do so come on down it's you and me and me and you we got the whole place to ourselves you and me, we got it all for free so come on down this is the suite life we've got a suite life Oh, those are great.
Did you draw those? Actually, yes, I did.
It's my job.
Working girls.
Oh! Whoo! Whoo! Let's take pictures by the candy counter.
Hey, maddie.
Thanks for taking ivana to pilates.
No problem.
Her trainer says she needs some more work on her upper body.
Oh, by the way, London, this is my friend raven.
Hi! Hi! Hi! London tipton.
How are you? Nice to meet you.
How you doing? Oh, my goodness.
You look exactly like yourself.
Funny story.
I have to tell you that-- nice to meet you.
I'm done.
I'm done.
We're friends.
That was cute.
Cut them out.
We're right here.
What's with the pictures? I'm doing a photo spread for young heiress magazine.
Tomorrow, they're going to shoot what I wear while I'm trying to figure out what I'm going to wear.
Ha ha ha ha! Thanks again for taking ivana.
I owe you big time.
Tootles.
You couba letta tipta? Are you kidding? We're like sisters.
Except she's rich, famous, and she thinks algebra is a Greek island.
Well, it's ok because my boss loves her.
London always wears Donna cabana's designs and gets in the magazines.
Hey, what if London wore one of your designs? Oh, my goodness.
You could do that? She would if I asked her.
She thinks very highly of my opinion.
Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness! Maddie, thank you so much! You don't even know.
I could get promoted from intern to executive intern.
Girl, I could get my own pencil.
Mechanical.
Hey, mom.
What are you cooking? Is that oatmeal? 'Cause I hear it helps people over a certain age stay regular.
I'll have you know I'm nowhere near a certain age.
In fact, some people consider me to be quite young.
Yeah.
People who are quite old.
Mom says have kids.
They're a joy.
Yeah, right.
Hey, Zach.
Do you believe in premonitions? Nah.
I don't believe in any word that I don't understand.
Well, it's just freaky how raven seems to know about things before they happen.
What are you worrying about? Raven said some crazy stuff about being careful if you hear bells and sneezing.
Ooh, just watch out for reindeer with hay fever.
I'm not old.
I'm still young.
Achoo! [Ding.]
Oh, snap! Hurry! Watch out.
Wow.
That was a close one.
Cody, are you ok? Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm all right, but my life just flashed before my eyes.
Boy, I spend a lot of time in the library.
London, every time I come in your closet, I get lost.
Here.
Take a map.
Wow.
I got to check out hat world.
How do I look? Well, I like the top.
Not you.
I'm talking to the mirror.
Mirror: Two words.
Gor-geous.
Did your mirror just talk? Yep.
It's something that daddy's scientists came up with.
Now not only can I see how good I look, I can hear about it, too.
Yay, mirror! Ooh! Ooh! Let me try.
So, how do I look? Mirror: Ha! Maddie, can you move before it cracks? You know, London.
The mirror's right.
You do look fabulous.
But you know what would even look better on you? This.
My friend raven Baxter designed it.
Never heard of her.
Do you like the design? Mirror: Three words.
Hi-de-ous.
Shut your Whatever.
London, please do me this favor? I told raven you'd wear it.
Well, untell her.
Look, I am a somebody who wears things made by other somebodys.
Fine.
Your loss.
Wrong way.
You're headed towards sandal land.
Aah! Boy, that was close.
I barely made it into the hotel alive.
Norman, good to see you.
This proves that raven was right.
I heard three sneezes and then the ice cream truck bell.
Next thing I knew, I was almost flattened.
First of all, I was the one who sneezed just to freak you out.
Thanks.
It worked.
Wait a minute.
I'm having a vision.
It's someone taking your five bucks you left on the dresser.
Who? Me! Sorry.
Ahem.
You two are very cute together.
Here.
Cheaper than a ring.
Arwin, arwin! Why are you hauling junk through my lobby? No, no, no.
It's not junk.
It It's Carey's birthday present.
Well, it will be when I put it together.
Don't tell her what it is.
I wouldn't be able to if I tried.
What sort of present is going to-- shh, shh, shh, shh! Keep it on the down low.
Yes, but, arwin-- shh.
Arwin-- shh.
Aah! Look out! Carey's birthday present coming through! Your body may be saggin' but we can still be braggin' you need to make no drama you're still the coolest mama so eat some cake and rock out we want to hear you all shout have a very, very Happy Birthday, mom So, you think mom will like her birthday present? You boys are broke, aren't you? Oh, good news, little blonde peoples! I talked to my Uncle into lending us his smack a skunk game.
Yes! Now we got a party.
Yes.
Nothing says Happy Birthday like a mallet and a plastic skunk.
Hey, guys.
I'm here to help decorate for Carey's party.
Check this out.
Huh? Uhh UhhO-o-off me! Huh? Huh? Static electricity.
Static electricity.
Heh heh! Isn't it cool? Achoo! A sneeze! Calm down.
It was just a sneeze.
No one heard any bells.
[Cell phone rings.]
Oh! Ok.
That was creepy.
That's it! I'm out of here! Wait.
Wait.
You can't! Mom's gift is us dancing together.
You want to ruin her birthday? Achoo! [Cell phone rings.]
Yes! Here it is.
I told you it was northwest.
Oh, please.
Because of you, we almost ended up in scarf city.
Where's derra terbatelli? I put it over here.
Ok.
All I have to do is switch this label and put it on raven's dress.
Why doesn't she like miss raven's dress? It's beautiful.
Because I like it, and London is being a fashion snob.
Are you sure miss London is not here? Yeah.
She went shopping Well, she could be back any minute.
Shopping in Paris.
We're fine.
London: Sorry I have to cancel our shopping trip, porsha.
Paris must be a lot closer than I thought.
Hide! Ok! Oh! Ohh! Ohh! Ooh! Mirror: Oh, you look lovely.
Esteban, no time to flirt.
We have to hide! I'm sorry.
It's not every day you get a compliment from such a pretty mirror.
London: No offense, porsha, but your dad doesn't have a satellite.
Uh-huh.
Ok.
Well, maybe we'll go to Paris next weekend.
Follow me.
I think we can make it out through bikini boulevard.
Cody! Whoa! Right here.
Cody, why are you curled up in a ball behind the couch? Well, raven had this feeling that something horrible was going to happen to me.
It involved a sneeze and a bell.
You know, I had a boyfriend once who was very superstitious.
Oh, here we go.
Yeah.
He had this lucky belt that he wore everyday.
Never left the house without it.
And one day, he forgot it, and you know what happened? His pants fell down? Actually, he got hit by a bus.
But he lived.
Thanks.
That was really comforting, mom.
I think I'll go cover myself in bubble wrap and hide behind the couch again.
Honey, honey, honey, honey.
You can find fear in anything if you look hard enough.
Life is full of risks, but you can't spend your whole life hiding.
Easy for you to say.
Most of your life is over.
And on that note, I am going to go get dressed for work on my birthday.
Hey, Cody.
Where are you? You've got to check out this--whoa! Right here.
This is getting ridiculous.
Look, mom's surprise party is in 20 minutes.
You are going to be there.
No! I am not going to let you ruin mom's birthday.
Raven said some kid in a sweater vest is going to get hurt.
So, I'll wear your sweater vest, and you can wear my favorite school shirt.
I'd rather take my chances.
Fine.
Then pick one of my other shirts and I'll wear this.
I'm not scared.
Oh, no! What? I look like a dork! Ha ha ha ha! Hey, buddy.
Could I borrow your finger for a second? Here.
You ok there, shaky shakerton? Arwin, do you believe people can sense things that happen in the future? No.
It's a bunch of bologna.
I went to a palm reader once.
She said I'd lose all my hair, spend my life as a failed inventor forever trying to impress a woman who would never love me.
What a goof.
Yeah.
Way off.
Would you relax? How can I relax when a bell can go off at any minute? I hear footsteps! Hide! All: Surprise! [Screaming.]
This is the best hotel ever! [Groans.]
Oh, you all trippin'.
I wasn't supposed to be here anyway.
Hey, maddie! What's going on? Did London like my dress? Yeah.
She sure did.
I'll send you the picture in the magazine when it comes out.
Ok.
Where is she? 'Cause I got to show her my other stuff.
No, no, no.
She's busy right now.
But I'll give her the message.
Ok? Carey's coming! Hide again! All: Surprise! [Groans.]
Hey, is this your guys' first surprise party? 'Cause y'all ain't doing a very good job.
What's going on? We're having a surprise party for Carey.
Surprise.
All: Surprise! Oh, no.
No, don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do-- the crying number.
Mom, mom, don't cry.
We were just kidding about you being old.
Yeah.
We were torturing you to make you think we didn't care so you'd be that much happier when we surprised you.
Huh? Huh? It was Zack's idea.
I'm crying because I'm happy.
For she's a jolly good fellow for she's a jolly good fellow for she's a jolly good fellow which nobody can deny Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, I see you put my age on the cake.
Mmm.
Frosting.
Carey, I got you something you are going to love.
Oh, arwin.
Oh, you shouldn't have.
I love this! It's lovely.
It's--it's just what I wanted.
It's--what is it? It's a robot babysitter.
Oh.
Very nice.
So now you can go out whenever you want, like to the hotel's engineer's ball this Saturday at 7:30.
Wear the red dress with the flower? Arwin, thank you for the gift.
Oh! Achoo! [Cell phone rings.]
Hide! Oh! Oh! It plays hide and seek, too.
Watch.
Ready or not, here I come.
Past your bedtime.
Past your bedtime.
Past your bedtime.
Find the twins.
Find the twins.
Babysitter mom! Babysitter mom! Aah! No! No! Error 31.
Error 93.
Error 93.
Defend mode, defend mode.
Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey! [All screaming.]
[Person sneezes.]
[Fire alarm ringing.]
[All screaming.]
Sneezing, bells.
It's all coming true.
Stay back.
Go away.
Aah! Dude, you were right.
I had nothing to worry about.
Well, at least this dress survived.
Oh, my goodness.
I cannot wait to show London my design.
You know, I really don't think you'll find London in here.
She doesn't hang out much at the tipton.
Oh, my goodness! Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Oh, my goodness.
London is wearing my designs.
I know who's getting the mechanical pencil.
It's me.
It's me.
It's me.
It's me.
London, tell our readers what you're wearing.
This is a one-of-a-kind-- Rita Baxter! That's me! Check it out! Ooh, babe.
Wait.
This dress is an original atora vitalli.
Huh? I can show you the label.
UmOk.
He is tripping.
Ok.
I am sure this is one of those misunderstandings we are all going to laugh at in 5 years.
Ok.
Maybe 10 years.
This is not funny.
Do you have something to do with this? Ok.
I'm sorry.
It's just that London wouldn't wear anything unless it was a big name designer, so I sort of switched labels.
And you thought that would work? Well, I gave it a shot.
I knew how much this meant to you.
Wait a minute.
I'm wearing something made by someone who's not famous? I've never done that before.
Even my diapers were designer.
Well, at least mom liked our dance.
Well, after the flood, fire, and a runaway robot, she was just happy to get out of there alive.
You're Hannah Montana.
Oh.
Ooh.
I almost passed out.
You're Hannah Montana.
And you're wearing cake.
Mmm.
Vanilla.
My favorite.
[Squeaks.]
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
It's the girl who's-- she has the name-- new Jersey, Nebraska, Arizona-- Montana.
Yes! It's Hannah Montana! Yes! Yes! [Screaming.]
Hannah.
I haven't seen you since you sang at my birthday last year.
Oh, yeah.
I had a blast.
By the way, y'all still haven't paid me for that.
Well, that's how the rich stay rich.
You know it's right.
Oh, I love your dress.
This thing? Where'd you get it? Oh, that's me.
That's me.
Raven Baxter, I'm listed.
You can look it up.
Well, I'm hosting an award show next week.
Can you make me another one? Sorry.
This is a one of a kind.
It was made for me and only me.
I thought you didn't like it.
A girl can change her mind, can't she? Well, I want a raven original.
Let me have a look at it.
Oh, hold on a second, my ring's caught to it.
What are you doing? Hannah, let go.
Like I have a choice.
Seriously.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
London tipton and Hannah Montana are having a cat fight over my dress.
Aah! This is the best day of my life.
[Rip.]
You ripped it.
No.
You ripped it.
Oh, no she didn't.
Ok.
These are the nicest things I own.
What do you think of this one? Mirror: Eh.
This one? I don't think so.
Yeah.
Well, that frame makes you look fat.
Uh-huh.
Well, I kind of like your shoes.
Really? No.
Psyche! Ha ha ha! You know, the mirror in hat world is a lot nicer than you.
Hey, honey.
The eighties called.
They want their clothes back.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This has been the worst day of my live.
I miss my flight and now this one's cancelled, so I'm stuck here all weekend and I spent all my money on buying souvenir key chains for my friends.
Look at this.
There's more.
Hi.
I'm maddie.
Hi, maddie.
I'm raven.
Hey, do you have any long-lasting gum? Because I can't afford dinner.
Um, oh, well, this one kind of has a meaty undertone with a minty aftertaste.
Thanks.
Hey, hey.
Have a key chain.
Oh.
Thanks, friend.
Hey, is that a Donna cabana top? Yeah.
I work for her.
I love her.
Is she like the greatest boss ever? Oh.
Well, you know how bosses can be.
I can't believe you lost the money we were going to use for mom's birthday present.
So we're broke.
Mom likes homemade stuff.
I'm sure between the two of us, we can think of something.
Don't hurt yourself.
I'll come up with something.
Hey, guys.
Hey, raven.
Aren't you supposed to be back in San Francisco? Yeah.
That's what I thought but the airplane didn't think so.
Great.
You'll be here for our mom's surprise party.
She's turning-- old.
Oh, I love surprises.
Ready or not, here I come! And 2! [Screaming.]
[Gasps.]
Mmm.
Hey, raven, you ok? You had this weird look on your face.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
You were doing this.
I have never made that face before in my life.
Something's wrong.
Ok.
Look, I don't know how to tell you this.
ButOk, I had this feeling that one of you is going to be in trouble.
Well, trouble for us isn't exactly breaking news.
Well, if you hear a bell or a sneeze You should run.
Why are you looking at me? Do you wear sweater vests? No.
Well, nice knowing you, Cody.
Here I am in your life here you are in mine yes, we have a suite life most of the time you and me, we got the world to see so come on down just me and you know what to do so come on down it's you and me and me and you we got the whole place to ourselves you and me, we got it all for free so come on down this is the suite life we've got a suite life Oh, those are great.
Did you draw those? Actually, yes, I did.
It's my job.
Working girls.
Oh! Whoo! Whoo! Let's take pictures by the candy counter.
Hey, maddie.
Thanks for taking ivana to pilates.
No problem.
Her trainer says she needs some more work on her upper body.
Oh, by the way, London, this is my friend raven.
Hi! Hi! Hi! London tipton.
How are you? Nice to meet you.
How you doing? Oh, my goodness.
You look exactly like yourself.
Funny story.
I have to tell you that-- nice to meet you.
I'm done.
I'm done.
We're friends.
That was cute.
Cut them out.
We're right here.
What's with the pictures? I'm doing a photo spread for young heiress magazine.
Tomorrow, they're going to shoot what I wear while I'm trying to figure out what I'm going to wear.
Ha ha ha ha! Thanks again for taking ivana.
I owe you big time.
Tootles.
You couba letta tipta? Are you kidding? We're like sisters.
Except she's rich, famous, and she thinks algebra is a Greek island.
Well, it's ok because my boss loves her.
London always wears Donna cabana's designs and gets in the magazines.
Hey, what if London wore one of your designs? Oh, my goodness.
You could do that? She would if I asked her.
She thinks very highly of my opinion.
Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness! Maddie, thank you so much! You don't even know.
I could get promoted from intern to executive intern.
Girl, I could get my own pencil.
Mechanical.
Hey, mom.
What are you cooking? Is that oatmeal? 'Cause I hear it helps people over a certain age stay regular.
I'll have you know I'm nowhere near a certain age.
In fact, some people consider me to be quite young.
Yeah.
People who are quite old.
Mom says have kids.
They're a joy.
Yeah, right.
Hey, Zach.
Do you believe in premonitions? Nah.
I don't believe in any word that I don't understand.
Well, it's just freaky how raven seems to know about things before they happen.
What are you worrying about? Raven said some crazy stuff about being careful if you hear bells and sneezing.
Ooh, just watch out for reindeer with hay fever.
I'm not old.
I'm still young.
Achoo! [Ding.]
Oh, snap! Hurry! Watch out.
Wow.
That was a close one.
Cody, are you ok? Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm all right, but my life just flashed before my eyes.
Boy, I spend a lot of time in the library.
London, every time I come in your closet, I get lost.
Here.
Take a map.
Wow.
I got to check out hat world.
How do I look? Well, I like the top.
Not you.
I'm talking to the mirror.
Mirror: Two words.
Gor-geous.
Did your mirror just talk? Yep.
It's something that daddy's scientists came up with.
Now not only can I see how good I look, I can hear about it, too.
Yay, mirror! Ooh! Ooh! Let me try.
So, how do I look? Mirror: Ha! Maddie, can you move before it cracks? You know, London.
The mirror's right.
You do look fabulous.
But you know what would even look better on you? This.
My friend raven Baxter designed it.
Never heard of her.
Do you like the design? Mirror: Three words.
Hi-de-ous.
Shut your Whatever.
London, please do me this favor? I told raven you'd wear it.
Well, untell her.
Look, I am a somebody who wears things made by other somebodys.
Fine.
Your loss.
Wrong way.
You're headed towards sandal land.
Aah! Boy, that was close.
I barely made it into the hotel alive.
Norman, good to see you.
This proves that raven was right.
I heard three sneezes and then the ice cream truck bell.
Next thing I knew, I was almost flattened.
First of all, I was the one who sneezed just to freak you out.
Thanks.
It worked.
Wait a minute.
I'm having a vision.
It's someone taking your five bucks you left on the dresser.
Who? Me! Sorry.
Ahem.
You two are very cute together.
Here.
Cheaper than a ring.
Arwin, arwin! Why are you hauling junk through my lobby? No, no, no.
It's not junk.
It It's Carey's birthday present.
Well, it will be when I put it together.
Don't tell her what it is.
I wouldn't be able to if I tried.
What sort of present is going to-- shh, shh, shh, shh! Keep it on the down low.
Yes, but, arwin-- shh.
Arwin-- shh.
Aah! Look out! Carey's birthday present coming through! Your body may be saggin' but we can still be braggin' you need to make no drama you're still the coolest mama so eat some cake and rock out we want to hear you all shout have a very, very Happy Birthday, mom So, you think mom will like her birthday present? You boys are broke, aren't you? Oh, good news, little blonde peoples! I talked to my Uncle into lending us his smack a skunk game.
Yes! Now we got a party.
Yes.
Nothing says Happy Birthday like a mallet and a plastic skunk.
Hey, guys.
I'm here to help decorate for Carey's party.
Check this out.
Huh? Uhh UhhO-o-off me! Huh? Huh? Static electricity.
Static electricity.
Heh heh! Isn't it cool? Achoo! A sneeze! Calm down.
It was just a sneeze.
No one heard any bells.
[Cell phone rings.]
Oh! Ok.
That was creepy.
That's it! I'm out of here! Wait.
Wait.
You can't! Mom's gift is us dancing together.
You want to ruin her birthday? Achoo! [Cell phone rings.]
Yes! Here it is.
I told you it was northwest.
Oh, please.
Because of you, we almost ended up in scarf city.
Where's derra terbatelli? I put it over here.
Ok.
All I have to do is switch this label and put it on raven's dress.
Why doesn't she like miss raven's dress? It's beautiful.
Because I like it, and London is being a fashion snob.
Are you sure miss London is not here? Yeah.
She went shopping Well, she could be back any minute.
Shopping in Paris.
We're fine.
London: Sorry I have to cancel our shopping trip, porsha.
Paris must be a lot closer than I thought.
Hide! Ok! Oh! Ohh! Ohh! Ooh! Mirror: Oh, you look lovely.
Esteban, no time to flirt.
We have to hide! I'm sorry.
It's not every day you get a compliment from such a pretty mirror.
London: No offense, porsha, but your dad doesn't have a satellite.
Uh-huh.
Ok.
Well, maybe we'll go to Paris next weekend.
Follow me.
I think we can make it out through bikini boulevard.
Cody! Whoa! Right here.
Cody, why are you curled up in a ball behind the couch? Well, raven had this feeling that something horrible was going to happen to me.
It involved a sneeze and a bell.
You know, I had a boyfriend once who was very superstitious.
Oh, here we go.
Yeah.
He had this lucky belt that he wore everyday.
Never left the house without it.
And one day, he forgot it, and you know what happened? His pants fell down? Actually, he got hit by a bus.
But he lived.
Thanks.
That was really comforting, mom.
I think I'll go cover myself in bubble wrap and hide behind the couch again.
Honey, honey, honey, honey.
You can find fear in anything if you look hard enough.
Life is full of risks, but you can't spend your whole life hiding.
Easy for you to say.
Most of your life is over.
And on that note, I am going to go get dressed for work on my birthday.
Hey, Cody.
Where are you? You've got to check out this--whoa! Right here.
This is getting ridiculous.
Look, mom's surprise party is in 20 minutes.
You are going to be there.
No! I am not going to let you ruin mom's birthday.
Raven said some kid in a sweater vest is going to get hurt.
So, I'll wear your sweater vest, and you can wear my favorite school shirt.
I'd rather take my chances.
Fine.
Then pick one of my other shirts and I'll wear this.
I'm not scared.
Oh, no! What? I look like a dork! Ha ha ha ha! Hey, buddy.
Could I borrow your finger for a second? Here.
You ok there, shaky shakerton? Arwin, do you believe people can sense things that happen in the future? No.
It's a bunch of bologna.
I went to a palm reader once.
She said I'd lose all my hair, spend my life as a failed inventor forever trying to impress a woman who would never love me.
What a goof.
Yeah.
Way off.
Would you relax? How can I relax when a bell can go off at any minute? I hear footsteps! Hide! All: Surprise! [Screaming.]
This is the best hotel ever! [Groans.]
Oh, you all trippin'.
I wasn't supposed to be here anyway.
Hey, maddie! What's going on? Did London like my dress? Yeah.
She sure did.
I'll send you the picture in the magazine when it comes out.
Ok.
Where is she? 'Cause I got to show her my other stuff.
No, no, no.
She's busy right now.
But I'll give her the message.
Ok? Carey's coming! Hide again! All: Surprise! [Groans.]
Hey, is this your guys' first surprise party? 'Cause y'all ain't doing a very good job.
What's going on? We're having a surprise party for Carey.
Surprise.
All: Surprise! Oh, no.
No, don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do-- the crying number.
Mom, mom, don't cry.
We were just kidding about you being old.
Yeah.
We were torturing you to make you think we didn't care so you'd be that much happier when we surprised you.
Huh? Huh? It was Zack's idea.
I'm crying because I'm happy.
For she's a jolly good fellow for she's a jolly good fellow for she's a jolly good fellow which nobody can deny Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, I see you put my age on the cake.
Mmm.
Frosting.
Carey, I got you something you are going to love.
Oh, arwin.
Oh, you shouldn't have.
I love this! It's lovely.
It's--it's just what I wanted.
It's--what is it? It's a robot babysitter.
Oh.
Very nice.
So now you can go out whenever you want, like to the hotel's engineer's ball this Saturday at 7:30.
Wear the red dress with the flower? Arwin, thank you for the gift.
Oh! Achoo! [Cell phone rings.]
Hide! Oh! Oh! It plays hide and seek, too.
Watch.
Ready or not, here I come.
Past your bedtime.
Past your bedtime.
Past your bedtime.
Find the twins.
Find the twins.
Babysitter mom! Babysitter mom! Aah! No! No! Error 31.
Error 93.
Error 93.
Defend mode, defend mode.
Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey! [All screaming.]
[Person sneezes.]
[Fire alarm ringing.]
[All screaming.]
Sneezing, bells.
It's all coming true.
Stay back.
Go away.
Aah! Dude, you were right.
I had nothing to worry about.
Well, at least this dress survived.
Oh, my goodness.
I cannot wait to show London my design.
You know, I really don't think you'll find London in here.
She doesn't hang out much at the tipton.
Oh, my goodness! Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Oh, my goodness.
London is wearing my designs.
I know who's getting the mechanical pencil.
It's me.
It's me.
It's me.
It's me.
London, tell our readers what you're wearing.
This is a one-of-a-kind-- Rita Baxter! That's me! Check it out! Ooh, babe.
Wait.
This dress is an original atora vitalli.
Huh? I can show you the label.
UmOk.
He is tripping.
Ok.
I am sure this is one of those misunderstandings we are all going to laugh at in 5 years.
Ok.
Maybe 10 years.
This is not funny.
Do you have something to do with this? Ok.
I'm sorry.
It's just that London wouldn't wear anything unless it was a big name designer, so I sort of switched labels.
And you thought that would work? Well, I gave it a shot.
I knew how much this meant to you.
Wait a minute.
I'm wearing something made by someone who's not famous? I've never done that before.
Even my diapers were designer.
Well, at least mom liked our dance.
Well, after the flood, fire, and a runaway robot, she was just happy to get out of there alive.
You're Hannah Montana.
Oh.
Ooh.
I almost passed out.
You're Hannah Montana.
And you're wearing cake.
Mmm.
Vanilla.
My favorite.
[Squeaks.]
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
It's the girl who's-- she has the name-- new Jersey, Nebraska, Arizona-- Montana.
Yes! It's Hannah Montana! Yes! Yes! [Screaming.]
Hannah.
I haven't seen you since you sang at my birthday last year.
Oh, yeah.
I had a blast.
By the way, y'all still haven't paid me for that.
Well, that's how the rich stay rich.
You know it's right.
Oh, I love your dress.
This thing? Where'd you get it? Oh, that's me.
That's me.
Raven Baxter, I'm listed.
You can look it up.
Well, I'm hosting an award show next week.
Can you make me another one? Sorry.
This is a one of a kind.
It was made for me and only me.
I thought you didn't like it.
A girl can change her mind, can't she? Well, I want a raven original.
Let me have a look at it.
Oh, hold on a second, my ring's caught to it.
What are you doing? Hannah, let go.
Like I have a choice.
Seriously.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
London tipton and Hannah Montana are having a cat fight over my dress.
Aah! This is the best day of my life.
[Rip.]
You ripped it.
No.
You ripped it.
Oh, no she didn't.
Ok.
These are the nicest things I own.
What do you think of this one? Mirror: Eh.
This one? I don't think so.
Yeah.
Well, that frame makes you look fat.
Uh-huh.
Well, I kind of like your shoes.
Really? No.
Psyche! Ha ha ha! You know, the mirror in hat world is a lot nicer than you.
Hey, honey.
The eighties called.
They want their clothes back.