The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s03e02 Episode Script

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Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I gotta be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
Ahh. It's always nice
to start off the day
with a well balanced breakfast.
Perhaps breakfast wasn't
as balanced as I thought.
I know what's the matter.
I haven't had dessert.
Why, my paw seems to have
forgotten it's way to my mouth.
I wonder who that can be?
Good morning, Pooh Bear.
Thought we'd join you
for breakfast.
Thank you all,
but I'm afraid
you may have to find
someone else to
eat all this honey.
I can't seem to
eat honey anymore.
Can't eat honey?!
That's ridickerous.
Pooh bears always
have room for honey.
Ohh. You see what I mean?
This is serious.
Pooh has never lost
his appetite before.
I suppose a lost appetite
should be very easy to find.
Especially one as big as yours.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
All we have to know is
where you left it.
Perhaps Owl knows.
Yeah,
he's always gettin' lost in thought.
Whoo, can't eat honey?
I say, that doesn't sound
like the Pooh Bear I know.
Are you absolutely certain
that this is in fact
Winnie the Pooh?
I think I'm me.
Hmm. Pooh Bear is missin',
and so's his appetite.
It's a regular crime wave.
And somebody's gotta wave back.
This is a job for
Tigger, private ear.
Are you now
or have you ever been
any Pooh Bear generally known
and publicly recogonized
as Winnie the Pooh?
Oh! Were you
speaking to me?
Not sure, eh?
All right.
Whoever you are,
spill the beans.
Why, I haven't got
any beans, Tigger.
Uh, perhaps Rabbit
has some in his garden.
What have you got to say
about that, long ears?
Why,
yes. I have beans in my garden.
But I'd never spill them.
Just a ding-dang minute!
Rabbit's not the one
on trial here.
Oh, yeah.
I was just testin' ya.
What did you do with
our pal Pooh, Pooh?
I'm sure I'm around here
somewhere.
He certainly looks
like Pooh Bear.
Jumpin' crawdaddies!
He must be wearin' a disguise.
Hmm. He does look
a great deal larger
than the Pooh I know.
It's time for some
scientifical private earin'.
Now we'll see who's
buddy bear and who isn't.
The real Pooh could never resist
a smackerel of something sweet.
So, uh, how about some honey,
bunny boy?
No, thank you, Tigger,
I've already had my breakfast.
Hmm.
Pooh's not in there.
How about you, whoever you are?
Some sweet, golden honey, hmm?
Uh, no, thank you, Tigger.
I just brushed my teeth.
I know. I bet
old buddy bear's hidin'
where you'd least expect it.
In buddy bear!
No, there's
nothing in there I want.
A-ha! It's Owl.
I mean, it's Pooh!
I mean
You know what I mean.
I, uh
Whoo, I
Eh,
I never would have guessed Owl was Pooh.
Oh, dear.
I do seem to have an
attraction for honey,
don't I?
I must be Pooh.
Oh, bother.
But then where's Owl?
There's certainly not room
for both of us in there.
Well, I'm not Owl.
Oh, I couldn't be Owl.
I'm afraid of heights.
I've never heard of anything
so silly in all my life.
My family's always been gophers,
all the way back to
great uncle Sidney.
Why, that reminds me
of the time
Ahh!
I'm talkin' just like Owl.
This is getting very confusing.
If I'm in Owl,
and Owl is in Gopher, then
Where's Gopher?
Hmm. He's gonna be
hard to find,
on account of
because he's so small.
Oh, d-d-d-dear.
I'm sorry, Gopher,
but I must be you.
I didn't mean to be.
All right, who's next?
Don't be ridiculous.
I can't be Piglet.
What would happen to my garden?
Oh, d-d-d-dear.
Oh, no!
I have a very large feeling
I'm a very small animal.
Now, let me see.
I lost my appetite,
and then I lost me,
and now my friends
are lost, sort of.
What should I, whoever I am, do?
Any private ear
can tell ya that.
Find your appetite,
and abra-candelabra,
ya find your friends.
Uh, b-b-but please hurry,
uh, whoever you are.
Being such a very small animal
certainly is scary.
No time for fiddle faddle,
sonny.
Let's get moving.
Ohh, yes.
It is almost time for
something to eat.
Isn't it?
Say, where's Gopher?
Uh, I mean, Owl?
Well, time to flap
the flight fantastic.
Ahhh!
Hm. This reminds me of
the time my Uncle Torbit
mistook a plum pudding
for a birdbath.
Come on, stranger.
We better find
that appetite of yours
before this gets so confusin'
even I can't figure it out.
Tiptoeing would be
a great deal easier
if you knew what it is that
you're trying not to step iiii-in!
Dagnabbit!
What's goin' on here, sonny?
How am I supposed to find
a missing appetite
when folks are always
droppin' in unexpectedly?
I don't know exactly what it is,
but Gopher doesn't
seem to be himself today.
Listen.
Uh
just another smackerel,
if you please.
That's a Pooh Bear's appetite
if I ever private eared one.
Okay, appetite, hands up!
Your tummy has come to get you.
Yipes!
Ooh, company.
And you're just in time
for breakfast.
Oh, d-d-d-dear.
Don't be afraid, Piglet.
It's just our friends
Tigger and, uh me.
Uh, if that door had been open,
it would have been
a perfect landing.
Pooh Bear.
Yes?
I may have discovered the
whereabouts of your appetite.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
A clue.
Take us to it so I can get
you all back to abnormal.
Follow me!
Well, here you are.
Thank you, Gopher,
for being Owl and taking me
to wherever my appetite is.
Where is it?
It's right in there
where Pooh would be
if he was Pooh.
Well, if you'll excuse me,
I really must be going.
Lots of things to do, you know.
Uh, that reminds me of
one of the things
I didn't want to do again.
Hello-ohhh!
Do you think my appetite's
really down there, Tigger?
There's only one way
to find out.
Oh, bother!
Oh, my.
I certainly hope
my appetite is nearby.
It would be a shame
to have found all this honey,
and not be able to enjoy it.
Hello, Piglet.
Uh, Gopher.
Uh, what are you doing here?
I was just tunneling by,
and thought I'd see what all
the b-b-b-brewhaha was about.
Tunneling by?
Oh, bother!
Thank you, Piglet.
I mean, Gopher.
I just wish
I'd been able to find
my appetite.
You know, sonny,
for someone with no appetite,
you're sure eatin'
a lot of honey.
My appetite!
It must have been in
the honey tree after all,
just like Gopher
I mean Owl, said.
Does that mean I'm not
Gopher anymore?
Yes, Piglet.
Everyone is who they
weren't but are really.
All we have to do now
is find a way down
from this honeeeey!
Yet another
mystical type mystery
solved by the defender
of the weakly,
the champion of the undercooked,
the sleuther of
the unsleuthable,
and general all around nice guy,
Tigger, private ear!
It certainly is nice to have
everybody back to being
Everybody.
Aww, shucks.
It was kind of fun
when anybody was nobody,
and everybody was who
they thought they weren't.
That's easy
for you to say, Tigger.
You didn't have to be anybody.
I certainly am glad
I got my appetite back.
I was beginning to get
very hungry.
But, you know, I have
the strangest feeling
that we forgot something.
Dagnabbit!
My,
isn't this a lovely day for a picnic?
Well, when my ears
wigwag like this,
it means it's going
to rain cats and dogs.
Oh, bother.
I hope they bring
their own lunch.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Them ears of yours
must be on the fritz, bunny boy.
'Cause the only thing
them clouds are full of
is sunshine.
Just to make sure
the picnic won't get rusty,
I'll grab a closer look.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Oh, dear.
What if he never comes down?
Oh, nonsense.
Tigger wouldn't dream of missing
my latest vegetable masterpiece.
I call it carrot à la carte.
Pooh, this is t-t-t-terrible.
Oh, I don't think so, Piglet.
I still have a small smackerel.
Yoo-hoo!
Honey!
Piglet!
Oh, dear.
Pooh, Rabbit, Tigger,
where are you?
Help! Pooh!
Help!
Pooh, help!
Where are you?
Piglet, where are you not going
in such a hurry?
I dreamed we were on a picnic,
and I lost you,
Rabbit and Tigger.
I hope my dream
never comes true.
Of course it won't
come true, Piglet.
A dream can't come true
while you're awake.
Are you sure, Pooh?
As sure as it's
time for breakfast.
My, my, today simply flew by.
I'm looking forward to bedtime.
Bedtime?
Yeah, you know, Piglet.
Bed. Sleepy by.
Dreams.
Dreams?
Oh, dear.
But it's really quite early yet.
It certainly seems like
an awfully late early to me.
W-Why not at all, Pooh.
I-I'm sure there's someone
in the 100 Acre Wood
just sitting down to breakfast.
Breakfast?
But it's too early
for breakfast.
There's only one way
to find out for sure.
Is it time for be yet?
Why, of course not, Rabbit.
We're hardly done
with breakfast.
There's a whole new day
ahead of us.
A new day?
Oh, Rabbit,
you wouldn't happen to have
a very small something to
All I have, Pooh Bear,
is a very large mess
to clean up.
Oh, don't worry about
a thing, Rabbit.
Pooh, Tigger and I
will help you clean up.
There's lots of things we can do
besides go to bed.
You're right, little Piglet.
And we can celebrate with
a picnic when we're done.
Picnic?
Well,
I don't think a picnic is a good idea.
When my ears twitch like this,
it's a sure sign of rain.
Ears? Rain?
Oh, dear!
It certainly is a very small bed
for such a very
frightening dream.
Hello, Piglet.
You ran away so quickly,
I forgot to say goodnight.
Goodnight, and pleasant dreams.
Dreams? Yipes!
No, Pooh, don't leave.
It's not going to be
a good night.
I'm afraid to go to sleep,
'cause when I wake up,
my dream will have come true,
and I'll be left all alone.
Well, perhaps that won't happen
if I stay awake
with you tonight.
Oh, Pooh, would you?
I'm sure the dream will find it
much too crowded here
and go away.
Perhaps we should discuss
something cheerful
to keep ourselves up.
Like honey.
Hives.
Bees.
Oh, dear.
Mmm.
Oh, bother.
This staying awake all night
is awfully hard work,
isn't it, Piglet?
Yes, Pooh, it is.
I don't suppose a teeny
tiny nap could be arranged?
After all,
whoever heard of a nightmare
coming true in the daytime?
But we can't sleep now, Pooh.
We promised Rabbit we'd
help clean up his house.
And a promise is
a promise after all.
I must stay awake
so that dream won't take
my friends away.
If Piglet doesn't get
some rest soon,
he's going to wear me out.
But he's afraid to go to sleep.
He had a scary dream.
We're going to have to
get Piglet napping
without him knowing it.
I know.
Counting sheep
will do it every time.
But we haven't got any sheep.
Don't worry, Pooh Bear.
Pullin' the wool
over Piglet's eyes
is what Tiggers do the best.
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
You know, Piglet,
if you look hard enough,
you might see more
than just corn in this field.
Baa.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Baa, baa.
- Look, Piglet.
There's a sheep.
And another.
And another.
I wonder how many there are?
There's one.
That's one.
There's another one.
Oh, dear, Tigger?
Sorry, little Piglet,
but if this keeps up,
I'll be snoozin'
before you will.
Do you feel at all sleepy,
Piglet?
No, not a bit.
Now, if you'll all excuse me,
I'm gonna go take a nice
five hour ice cold bath.
Well, what are we going to do?
If staying awake
makes Piglet feel safe,
perhaps we should just
make him think he's asleep.
Yes. Then we can show him
he's not going to lose us.
What a wonderful idea, Pooh.
We both know I'm never
going to sleep in you again.
Bouncers away!
Am I dreaming?
Not yet, but sure as
shootin' stars,
you will be,
'cause I'm the sandman.
Oh, no.
I must be asleep.
Nighty night. Don't
let the beddy bugs bite.
And now's our chance.
Why, hello, Piglet.
Are you ready to go
on your picnic?
Oh, d-d-d-dear.
The dream.
It's back.
Oh,
my. There's going to be an awful storm.
Ohh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Great goin', bunny boy.
You almost got me fooled.
I'm not kidding, Tigger.
There's going to be
a monstrous storm.
Anything you say, long ears.
Okay, buddy bear, you're on.
Goodness me.
Where has everyone gone?
I do wish someone
preferably
a very small someone
would find me.
Ooh! Oh, bother.
Say, I don't remember us
puttin' that in Piglet's dream.
Oh, we didn't.
Oh, this dream is even
worse than the last time.
It is?
Yes, and you'll all be
leaving me any moment now.
Don't worry, Piglet.
We're not going to leave you,
because this is not
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Oh, no.
There goes Tigger.
Help!
And Rabbit.
Oh, Pooh, don't let go.
Don't worry, Piglet.
I can't let go.
I'm not hanging on.
Oh, bother!
Oh, dear.
I've been left all alone.
Guess I'd better get used to
talking to myself,
since I dreamed all of
my friends out of existence.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Tigger?
Piglet.
You found me.
Say, where are
Pooh boy and Rabbit?
Oh, dear.
Come along, Tigger.
We'd better find them
before my dream ends,
and they're lost forever.
Um, uh, uh, Piglet,
there's somethin'
you oughta know.
Not now, Tigger.
We have to hurry.
Are you sure we'll find
long ears in this mess?
Oh, yes.
If we find carrots,
we'll find Rabbit.
Ooh, look.
Oh, my.
Rabbit, are you all right?
Yes. And I'm certainly glad
you found me, Piglet.
This certainly is
a strange dream.
Where's Pooh?
Well, according to my dream,
he's stuck inside
his honey pot somewhere.
Yeah, but Piglet,
this isn't a
Yoo-hoo! Hello.
Has anyone seen
anything?
My.
Pooh. Oh, Pooh,
I did it.
And I found you all.
I wouldn't mind at all
if this dream came true.
But your dream
did come true, Piglet.
Well, you see, little Piglet,
your dream,
which was really our dream,
uh, which turned out
not to be a dream after all,
came true.
- It did?
- Yes.
And you lived
happily ever after.
And just in time for breakfast.
Now you can go to sleep
without being scared, Piglet.
That's because I know my friends
will always be here
when the dream ends.
Yeah. Any snoozer
under the sun knows
that friends are real
and dreams ain't.
What do you think, Pooh?