Six Feet Under s03e03 Episode Script
The Eye Inside
Hey, baby! Where you goin with that ass! Come here, were talkin to you! Slow down, bitch! Hey, we just want to have a good time.
You know you want some of this! Bitch, you know its gonna happen! Hey, Callie.
Its just us! Goddammit, Zach! Oh, shit! Callie! Callie! Callie! Its only a paper moon Sailing over a cardboard sea But it wouldnt be make believe If you believed in me Yes, its only a canvas sky Hanging over a muslin tree But it wouldnt be make believe If you believed in me.
Perfect! Thats exactly how I want it to sound in Pasadena.
Uch! Thats just horrible! Baritones, someone among you was singing a B- flat, of all inappropriate notes.
And, um, well, there was a certain tenor whos sharp on the G a lot.
I can only pray to Jesus you know who you are, Evan! Lose the emotion, Dennis! Thats touching, but no one cares! Okay.
Sadly for our audiences who have paid $25 to hear, we do not have time to work on that tonight.
But please, and I am begging you from a place of raw desperation, learn your parts this weekend.
For them, if not for me.
Dismissed.
Hey, are you going to Evans open house tomorrow? No.
Id love to, but I cant.
I promise, it wont be one of those sloppy scenes where everybody ends up naked in the pool, and you have to deal with image of their soggy pubic hair in your mind for the rest of your life.
Well, thats good.
Yeah, its just, Im going away.
Oh.
Well, Im sure hell have another.
I hope so, because Id really love to go.
Okay.
Well, see you next week.
Shhh! Shut up.
My mom is a really light sleeper.
Sorry.
That wasIt was a really great one.
It was? Mmm.
How were yours? Good.
Just good? Both? It was just one but it was good.
It was very good.
I think we can do better.
- Are you tired? - Its really late.
I was thinking Id sleep over.
I dont know I guess.
Is that cool? Yeah, fuck it.
Dont go to the bathroom, though, cause my mom gets up to pee like 500 times a night! Now I have to pee.
Just go out the window.
Thats what Nate used to do when this was his room.
Just try to avoid the avocado tree cause we eat those.
Just do it.
Almost there.
My ass is killing me! Sciatica? No! Its used to being nestled in a nice soft car seat for this trip! I just love the fresh air! It smells a lot like dog crap.
We had a little dog years ago, a terrier we got for Nate when I was pregnant for David so he wouldnt be jealous of the baby, yknow? Yippie, he called him.
But he had some kind of a rare heart defect, so, the day we came home with David, Yippie crawled under Nates old bed and died! Thats how my last husband went.
Heart defect.
Jogged 5 miles every morning, then one day poof! Oh, thats awful! Thats better than with my first husband.
Melanoma at 25.
Then it was in and out of the hospital for 10 years.
Chemo 3 times.
That was hard.
I really loved him.
I really loved him.
Im so sorry! When did you remarry? Well there was one in between the two that died.
He was just a dog.
He tried to sleep with every single one of my girlfriends.
He probably live to be a hundred! And screwing other peoples wives the whole time! Son of a bitch! Oh, Im so sorry.
No, its okay.
It is funny.
I just never thought of myself as lucky having only buried one husband before.
Lucky, unlucky.
I dont know.
Im unlucky I ran through 3 husbands.
Im lucky I got to retire early off the insurance.
Im unlucky my son set fire to the house.
Im lucky I never had a urinary tract infection.
I dont even care if it works out fair in the end.
Im sure it doesnt.
I still have to haul my own ass out of bed in the morning.
I went to this I took a kind of seminar that was about that Oh, EST? Lifespring? The Plan? The Plan.
My daughter was into that for years.
She was a group leader.
She inspired thousands of people to change their lives.
Now, shes hoarding firearms in a compound in Montana.
No! Shes always been very susceptible to group mentality.
Maybe I couldve given her a stronger sense of self, but, you know, I did my best.
Some things are just genetic.
Well, what are you going to do? Cant you get some kind of a de- programmer to go in and rescue her? You know what? Shes an adult.
I mean, its her life now.
Maybe I screwed her up, maybe I didnt.
My son turned out fine.
How are your kids? Fine I think.
I have to go.
I have a job interview in two hours, and I have to shower.
What kind of job? As an accountant for a chain of dry cleaners.
Ive always been good with books.
Oooh, sounds fun! Oh, I know.
But I need the extra income, and its good for me to get out of the house.
Youre out of the house right now! - Thats true.
- I think itd be better to go to breakfast.
The French Marketplace has a 3.
99 special.
She was running from a group of boys who were whistling, and she got scared that they were following her into a parking structure.
So she ran into the street.
The car was speeding, it was dark Im so sorry.
Did they catch the boys? They were the ones who called the ambulance.
They were her friends.
Im sorry.
I dont quite understand.
They were just playing around.
They were all in a state of shock that a woman could be terrified by a group of men chasing her at night.
Of course you dont think its your friends! When they saw her running, they tried calling her name.
But it was too late.
It was an accident.
Im here with your cake.
Thanks.
Just pass it in here.
In where? Are you okay? I just need to have my cake in a safe, white place today.
Did something happen? I had a very upsetting conference call with Kate Hudsons people.
Its unbelievably demeaning to have these little girls in their $800 shoes who grew up watching music videos telling me what a movie is.
Ive been in this business for 20 years.
Ive worked with Stallone, Ellen Barkin, Melanie fucking Griffith! My work is everything to me! I havent even had a life! No, Im on the fuckin set, dealing with everyone elses crisis! Roping in the director, firing the writer, wrangling the star! And who takes care of me? Who even wants to take care of me? That sounds really hard.
Uch, its so bright out here! Careful, Lisa! These sheets are new from Pratesi! Do you have your cake towel? Its in here.
Okay, Ill come back later for the cake plate.
I still need my poopy shake at two.
Right.
Lisa, honey? Your husbands car was parked again in the driveway last night.
I dont think he understands how much of a problem this is.
He came home so late, Im sure he just thought you wouldnt need to get out.
What if I did, though? You wouldve called us.
No, I dont want to bother you in your private time at home! No! - Ill tell him.
- Its not that challenging to find street parking! Is it a snake? Or some kind of tropical vine? Its kind of a combination of Maori Ta Moko and also Japanese Kanji for, like, inner wisdom, I think.
This, right here.
Oh, my! I thought you were going to an interview.
I decided that job wasnt really me.
Well, theres eggs and bacon in the fridge, and I think there are still some frozen waffles.
Yeah, theyve been there since like 1992.
Thats not true! Theyre perfectly fresh.
Ill take a waffle.
Lets say youve just met someone, a month or so ago, and after a few weeks of exchanging messages, you finally get together for a nice activity, like a hike, for example, and you have a delightful time, and you think the other person did too.
How long would you wait to call the person to set up another date? Who called who first? Is this another boyfriend? No, it is not! And I dont appreciate that tone.
I did originally.
Wait.
Its his turn.
Its really bad to be, like, begging for it.
The waffles are in the toaster.
Nice to meet you, dear.
You dont want to eat those.
I can make you some toast.
Thats okay.
Ill grab something on the way to work.
Oh, do you want to see A Clockwork Orange tomorrow night? Ive never seen it, and Russell says its like mandatory viewing for all humans.
I cant.
Were playing at The Snell.
Really? What time do you guys go on? We probably wont start till, like, 11 But it may not be that fun for you.
I have these other friends coming who you dont know So, cant I meet them? I dont think you really want to.
But Fridays awesome, if you want to see the movie then.
No, its only tomorrow.
Fridays Eyes Wide Shut.
Do you want to see that? I did.
Okay, so well do something else.
Private balconies, invigorating pool and Jacuzzis, gourmet cuisine, and an array of activities are just some of the pleasures awaiting our guests at the romantic refuge that is Los Lomos.
I hope theres shuffleboard.
Im serious! They had it at this place in Santa Barbara my parents used to take us when we were kids.
I really had a knack for it.
Its the only thing I could ever beat Nate at.
The picturesque village nearby offers visitors sophisticated restaurants, art galleries, antique and specialty shops.
I just want to sit by the pool and drink Pina Coladas all day.
If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the Whoops! Does that count? - Yes, it does.
- But I stopped! - You owe me a dollar! - I stopped! All right, 50 cents.
I should get a dollar every time you say the word calorie or ccarb.
How often do I say those? A lot! More than I sing.
I dont think so.
- Whatcha doin? - Pumping.
Thanks for helping me feel even sexier than I already do at this moment.
Youre crazy.
You couldnt be more beautiful.
Youre like a fountain of life.
Is she still sleeping? What, Carol slip in here and give her some cognac? Hardly.
She missed her early nap because I had to use the blender all morning.
- Where did you park? - In the street.
And she couldve totally gotten out this morning.
Of course.
The reality is, she has trouble driving in reverse, so it makes her nervous having cars in the driveway.
she just doesnt want people to think she drives an American car.
Whatever.
Lets do our part for peace.
Hi, homos! Thats my son! You cant have him! Fudgepackers! Pillow biters! God, I thought this was a family place! Butt pirates! Twinkle toes! Faggoty- ass faggots! Heres some shade for you right here, honey.
Oh, dont worry about him! He can sleep through a dirty bomb! - You dont have to get up.
- Please, I need the exercise.
All weve done since weve gotten here is eat, and the foods not even that good.
Oh, thats too bad.
But I heard the girl who does the aqua hip- hop class is terrific! If you can get yourself into the pool at 7:30 in the morning.
- Thanks for the tip.
- Im Sheila, by the way.
Hi.
Hey, smile! So you ready for your Pina Colada? God, no.
Then theyll really know were gay! We cant have that.
I just think people here are a little uncomfortable with it.
Oh, yeah? Like who? Wasnt that lady over there nice to you? Yes, we have an aerobics date tomorrow morning, and then afterwards were all going to the beauty parlor.
Ill just take a beer.
Not Lite.
- Hey, would you mind taking a picture of us? - No problem.
Smile! Oh, no, Im glad you called.
I was on the verge of getting an impulse haircut! Those never work out.
Who do you use? I have to find someone new.
I just go to Supercuts.
You cant do that! Bettina! A womans hair is the gateway to her sensuality.
Not the hair on her head, honey! What do you think? - I think you should try it on.
- No, no, its for you.
thats not exactly my style.
Sweetie, I say this with a heart full of love, but your style could use a tiny shot of adrenaline.
I like a classic look.
Try it.
Just for fun.
Niiiice! I dont know.
Isnt it a little trendy? Are you kidding me? Its perfect! And 30% off! Okay, now try the gold silk number.
Im so psyched for Valerie Doane.
Her sculpture is amazing.
You didnt hear? Shes not coming this semester.
What do you mean? Thats the whole reason I took this course! Yeah, I know.
You and everybody.
But she got some kind of travel grant, so shes in Israel and now we have some other guy coming.
That sucks! This place is fucking lame! Its just one class.
I know, but nothings turning out to be as good as it looked in the catalog.
Whos this other guy? Oliver Something Something.
Its Olivier Castro- Staal.
Hes supposed to be awesome.
Really? Cause I heard he was kind of on his own trip.
Well, Valerie Doane is incoherent.
I took a seminar with her at BAMF.
It was garbage.
Was that him? This is the wrong room! Are you here for Form in Space?? This is the right room.
Its supposed to be a studio class.
The catalog said lecture.
Well, thats bullshit.
I dont do lectures, so this is going to be a studio class.
If anyone needs a lecture for whatever reason people have for these things, then go now.
I wont be offended.
Oh, you can just talk.
Um I need a lecture to balance out my course load.
Okay.
Were going to make art in this class.
And in the end, Ill put lecture on the forms for people who need lecture and studio on the forms for people who need studio.
And thats it.
If this upsets your sense of order, then you can go now.
I wont be offended.
But go now, so we dont have to deal with ambivalence in this room.
Ambivalence is poison for art.
If I ever see anyone tormented over some decision, this way or that way, I will be offended and I will throw you out, for the sake of the class.
Good.
That was a bad vibe.
Okay, there are no easels in this stupid room, so everyone get on the floor! Get on the floor! Do you have your drawing pads? We thought this was a lecture class.
Take one and pass it.
If you have a pencil, youre lucky.
If you only have a pen, youre luckier.
All right, you have five minutes to draw a picture of the day in your life that was the most horrible.
Go! Wait, what do you mean, a picture of the day?? Go, I said! She juiced yet? Yeah, just about.
Hey, you file that certificate? Claires gonna do it tomorrow.
Stupid kids.
Doesnt it seem like she really sort of panicked, though? Maybe something happened to her before I dont know.
You know, Vanessa gets scared all the time.
Even when shes out with the kids, she gets it.
Ask Lisa.
Im not sure Lisa gets it that much.
I mean, she doesnt wear high heels or tight skirts or anything.
Vanessa says she gets it even when shes wearing her big fat sweatpants.
But, you know, shes pretty hot.
Lisas hot.
Yeah, L- Lisas hot.
I just I dont want to talk about your wife like that.
When does it stop sounding weird that someones your wife? Vanessa felt like my wife already when we were 16 years old.
Hey, listen, Nate, the first year of marriage, for most people, is the hardest, especially with a baby on top, too.
That can be tough for anyone.
Its great.
It is! Im totally into it! Alright, Im just saying yknow, even if sometimes youre not.
thats normal.
Im into it.
Come in.
Are you feeling better? Youre a little late with this.
I had to go and get more Psyllium.
Oh, God! The babys here.
Im sorry.
We havent quite figured out the childcare thing.
I tried to call Nates mom, but I guess she was hurt when I got so angry about the peanut butter, but it really could have made Maya sick Sweetie, Im sorry.
You know I love your little girl, and Nates fine.
But I just, I cant get into all this.
Okay.
Lets talk about dinner.
Marlos assistant said she is only eating raw foods at the moment.
I really feel that you are not being sensitive to me at all.
Im sorry.
I thought you wanted to talk about dinner.
God, Lisa! I mean, Ive obviously had a very difficult morning, and youre all about your own agenda.
I didnt mean Youre rushing me through the menu so you can go deal with your baby.
Shes fine.
I dont have to deal with her at all right now.
Well, I really felt it earlier when I was in a lot of pain, but the baby was crying, and that was clearly your priority.
No one was watching her.
That is not my problem! When I hired you for this job, you were totally unencumbered.
And now, now theres Nate and his dirty car and the her! And her needs, and Nate and the baby have not affected my cooking at all.
They have affected your ability to support me emotionally! And you live in my house! What do you suggest I do? Put Maya up for adoption? Oh, Ive discussed this with my therapist, and shes very concerned by the way that I allow you to treat me, because Oh my God! I require, and I fucking deserve, a lot more attention, and you know what? I will not feel ashamed about that! If I had known you were hiring me to be your fucking wet nurse, I wouldve asked for health insurance! Where are you going? Lisa? Lisa? Lisa, goddammit! The moment was of when my friend ODed.
Write down on a piece of paper your favorite artist.
In fact, everyone do this.
Is it Kandinsky? Lets see.
Because youre using Kandinskys language here.
Its the same with most of these drawings.
We despise ourselves so much that we consider our own point of view as trivial, but thats bullshit! Thats your father talking, or whatever bad teachers you had before me.
You, with the red hair, who did you write? Hopper? No.
I wrote Modigliani.
Were you lying? No, but I also wrote Nan Goldin, because Im really more into photography When did you see the Hopper show at MOCA? - Last week.
- Okay, thats exactly what Im saying.
She sees 50 paintings by Hopper, she starts to draw like him, because its easier than drawing from the eye inside.
Yeah, but artists get influenced by art.
Thats part of the process.
Until you locate the inside eye, its all bullshit.
Its like a coloring book.
Every work you make has to be a surprise to the Earth, a seeing that never happened before.
Because its what happens when exactly what is inside of you confronts exactly what is outside of you.
Okay, next.
Definitely! And the black suit, and the cocktail dress.
Oh, Im not buying anything.
- Why not? - Nothing was perfect.
Nothing in life is perfect.
Well, that makes it easy to stay within a budget.
If you dont buy this black suit, Im gonna buy it for you! That is the sweetest thing Ive ever heard! But Id just return it and give you the money.
Fine! Im gonna go back for the sandals.
Where did you find this? Oh, just leave that there.
Theyll take care of it for you.
I know, but it seems so rude.
Wonderful color for you! How much? Too much.
What are you doing? Its one of my little pleasures.
Its only fair.
If theyre gonna charge $350 for a piece of fabric that costs $20 to make, they should lose a few! Do you want one? I certainly do not! It would be a great help to me if you tried to look a little less suspicious.
Fortunately, women our age are invisible, so we can really get away with murder.
What? I dont want to go to this stupid fiesta barbecue.
Oh, come on, itll be fun.
Whats fun about standing around a pool with a bunch of straight people shaking maracas? Theres gonna be a mariachi band.
Why cant there be just one other gay couple? Some lesbians from the Bay Area? Hey, that kid in the pool was gay.
The 11- year- old? Oh, David, relax! Youre letting this matter too much.
Well, Im sorry, but sometimes I just get exhausted by the running commentary in my head all day long about how to be.
Is this shirt too tight? lls that gesture too flamboyant? Who am I offending just by being here? Maybe youre beyond all that, but I wouldve thought youd at least understand.
It would just be nice on vacation to not have to deal with that.
So dont.
Offend people! Who cares? We paid for our room, right? I cant just turn it on and off.
Well, maybe you should try.
No one gets a break from their reality, ya know? Mexican food gives me the runs.
And what about what Frank said? It makes me feel like I have the runs.
No, about us being less isolated.
Im not doing a limbo contest.
- Thats Hawaiian.
- Well, good.
But if there is one, youd be a fool not to enter it.
You know youd win that thing.
It makes you look 20.
Get it.
Do I want to look 20? Okay, it makes you look 30! For $15, I could buy a bag of groceries.
Oh, yeah? But a bag of groceries doesnt make you want to look at yourself! Excuse me? Excuse me? Id like to get this.
Flirtation.
Let me see if we have any left.
Its very popular.
We may be out.
Oh, she found it! No, no, sorry, wrong one.
Keep looking.
Were all sold out.
Oh, all right then.
Thank you so much.
Bye.
David! Salsa! Come on! Well, what do we want to do for dinner? Go to that cheesy town? Its just a bunch of outlet malls and chain restaurants.
The room service menu looked like heaven.
Good, lets go.
And if we dont have to drive, we can get really drunk! Whats going on? I quit.
We have to move.
Whoa, whoa, whoa what? I would rather live on the street and beg for rice with a bowl than spend one more night under this roof! All right, what, what happened? She just unleashed so much insanity at us.
Its not good for Maya to be around that kind of hostile dementia.
If thats what Id wanted for her, Id be living with my mother! Im not sure Mayas really that in touch with Shes very absorbent! Okay.
I kind of wish we could have talked this through before you quit.
Did you actually quit? Yes, I actually quit! We have to leave tomorrow morning! So, what were you thinking, that wed go stay at my moms, I guess? Well, yeah, for now.
Its not the worst thing that could ever happen, is it? No.
Its not the best thing that ever happened either.
Im sorry.
I snapped.
My humanity just rose up.
Come here.
Its alright.
OH MY GOD! These walls are like paper.
So fucking what? Were on vacation, dammit! YEAH, WERE GAY IN HERE! COME ON, COWBOY! BRING IT ON HOME! WA- HOO! WERE HAVING SOME HOT MAN- ON- MAN LOVE ACTION! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! Hold it, hold it, hold it.
You sing, I sing.
BABY, EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT/UPTIGHT, OUT OF SIGHT IM A POOR MANS SON FROM ACROSS THE RAILROAD TRACKS THE ONLY SHIRT I HAVE IS HANGING ON MY BACK BUT IM THE ENVY OF EVRY SINGLE GUY CAUSE IM THE APPLE OF MY MANS EYE HE SAYS BABY, EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT Oh, youre losing your pillow.
Oh, dammit! Would you be careful? Sorry.
Lisa, youre carrying too much.
Its fine.
I just didnt realize how tall it was.
I dont know how much of Davids furniture you need, but he has some lovely pieces stored in the garage.
We dont really have anything, just that rocking chair Its a much better space than Carols.
Its bigger.
Yeah.
Theres no kitchen.
I told Lisa, youre welcome to cook in the house whenever youd like.
Thanks.
It wont be for too long, Ruth.
Im happy to have you.
Ruth, you can pick her up.
Thats nice lipstick, Mom.
Why, thank you, dear.
Its new.
When youre done, put down your charcoal.
Okay.
This is it.
Can you see why this is good? Because its in her own language.
Yes, but the way I tell if something is good is does it make me want to throw up? This drawing instantly makes me feel nauseous.
You can tell if something is truthful, even if you dont understand it, if it affects your body.
Your liver and your bowels are more important as an artist than your eyes, because they are so far away from your brain.
I dont know.
I think it seems kind of obvious.
Because youre embarrassed by yourself.
In the beginning, if you hate something, its good, because you dont recognize the beauty of your own truth.
Youre used to being a normal, pathetic human who does only what other people want.
But what the other people really want is to fuck you and to make money off of you and to hang you in the living room with the fancy security system.
Like this! Who did you make this to please? Me? Your mother, your boyfriend? Does anyone feel sick from this? No! So who the fuck cares? Im a friend of Callies.
And I was there, the night she died.
I wanted to speak, because I really loved her, and I wanted to talk about who she was to me and to us.
Which is this brave, brazen, totally heroic person.
This rock climbing, body surfing, back talking, truth- or- dare champion.
I never even once saw her scared before.
I guess what I really want to say to her is we were just pretending to be this thing that were not, I dont think, and then she was this thing that shes not Im sorry.
But when she saw that it was us, she had this look like, How could this be you? Mrs.
Mortimer? Im sorry, but I just didnt know what to say.
What? The mother, Mrs.
Mortimer, yknow? I justI dontI didnt know what to say to her.
You didnt really have to say anything.
I didnt.
Yeah, but, like hug her? Dont hug her, yknow? I freeze up.
You cant think about it.
You just have to really be there with them.
Just be present.
I dont think I can.
Sure you can.
No.
Downstairs, yknow, its just a body.
But up here, like this young girl, yknow, shes someones sister and someones daughter, and I cant help but to think, Well, what if it was Julio? Or Vanessa, even? Yknow, and I just cant You dont ever think, What if it was Maya? What if it was Lisa? I dont, actually.
Not them.
I cant bring them in here with me, ya know? I just want them to be whats good about life.
That way I can come here and deal with what isnt.
That way I can come here and deal with what isnt.
Well, youre lucky, then.
So howd it go last night? Awesome.
I mean, we screwed up a lot, but no one noticed.
It was fucking loud.
Everyone was walking around with, like, cocktail napkins in their ears.
So, listen, I kind of want to talk about this whole seeing other people thing.
Im not that into it.
I mean it makes me feel weird, you know, its like if people are into each other, then that should be pretty much enough, yknow? At some point, yeah.
What do you mean? Like when it gets really serious or whatever.
Well, when does that usually happen for you? It depends.
Okay.
Well, how about, like, after a couple of months? You mean like us, now? Yeah.
I dont know.
I mean, do you? Well, yeah, thats what Im saying.
Its just not really my thing to like sleep around.
Im not sleeping around.
I just mean, Im kind of a like one- at- a- time sexual person, I think.
So what do you think? I dont think Im there.
Just not at this exact point in time.
Well, why not? Is it cause you like someone else better? No! So totally not! Its just it kind of has to be more organic for me, like not some kind of contract or whatever.
It has to evolve.
But Im not saying it wont.
It so totally could.
Well, not for me.
Not when its like You cant come hear me play because theres some other girl thats gonna be there.
Yeah.
So thats like it for you? I guess.
Well, can I have a hug or something? No.
Im just gonna go.
Hey, what are you doing? Nothing.
Just watching this.
Okay, but you can watch with us.
Isnt Maya sleeping? Yeah, but she doesnt mind the TV, if its low, and I have a million things I need to ask you.
Like what? Like, when do you want to do the child- proofing? And how should we deal with Maya while I look for a job? Because I dont even know how to start thinking about Then dont.
Not yet, just take a break.
Were not paying rent.
Yeah, but we cant stay here forever.
Not forever, but we can relax for a few days, cant we? Oh, also I need to talk to you about vaccinating.
Ive downloaded a ton of information from the Internet, and Im still really against it, but.
.
you havent really weighed in.
God knows your mother wants it.
Okay, print it out.
Ill take a look at it later tonight.
Are you coming? Uh, okay, yeah.
I do, I want to hear it! Elton Johns Rocket Man.
I miss the Earth so much, I miss my life.
Miss my life.
Its lonely out in space.
Thats me! You sound good.
Yes, I happen to have a very nice voice.
Well, did I ever say you didnt? Well, practically.
I just dont like it when you sing at me.
And I think its gonna be a long, long time Till touchdown brings me round again to find.
Im not the man they think I am at home Oh, Im a rocket man Rocket man, burning out a fuse up here alone.
Oh, shit! Were supposed to be going against traffic.
There might be an accident.
It looks like it might be picking up.
Not much.
Who knows when were gonna get home now? I knew we shouldnt have stopped for food.
Its lucky we did.
Were going to get home too late to make anything now.
Its not my fault! You had to spend an hour at the Mikasa outlet store.
And I gotta do laundry tonight.
My uniform stinks.
I really have to learn this.
These are cold.
And I think its gonna be a long, long time Till touchdown brings me round again to find Im not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, Im a rocket man sync: youyoup
You know you want some of this! Bitch, you know its gonna happen! Hey, Callie.
Its just us! Goddammit, Zach! Oh, shit! Callie! Callie! Callie! Its only a paper moon Sailing over a cardboard sea But it wouldnt be make believe If you believed in me Yes, its only a canvas sky Hanging over a muslin tree But it wouldnt be make believe If you believed in me.
Perfect! Thats exactly how I want it to sound in Pasadena.
Uch! Thats just horrible! Baritones, someone among you was singing a B- flat, of all inappropriate notes.
And, um, well, there was a certain tenor whos sharp on the G a lot.
I can only pray to Jesus you know who you are, Evan! Lose the emotion, Dennis! Thats touching, but no one cares! Okay.
Sadly for our audiences who have paid $25 to hear, we do not have time to work on that tonight.
But please, and I am begging you from a place of raw desperation, learn your parts this weekend.
For them, if not for me.
Dismissed.
Hey, are you going to Evans open house tomorrow? No.
Id love to, but I cant.
I promise, it wont be one of those sloppy scenes where everybody ends up naked in the pool, and you have to deal with image of their soggy pubic hair in your mind for the rest of your life.
Well, thats good.
Yeah, its just, Im going away.
Oh.
Well, Im sure hell have another.
I hope so, because Id really love to go.
Okay.
Well, see you next week.
Shhh! Shut up.
My mom is a really light sleeper.
Sorry.
That wasIt was a really great one.
It was? Mmm.
How were yours? Good.
Just good? Both? It was just one but it was good.
It was very good.
I think we can do better.
- Are you tired? - Its really late.
I was thinking Id sleep over.
I dont know I guess.
Is that cool? Yeah, fuck it.
Dont go to the bathroom, though, cause my mom gets up to pee like 500 times a night! Now I have to pee.
Just go out the window.
Thats what Nate used to do when this was his room.
Just try to avoid the avocado tree cause we eat those.
Just do it.
Almost there.
My ass is killing me! Sciatica? No! Its used to being nestled in a nice soft car seat for this trip! I just love the fresh air! It smells a lot like dog crap.
We had a little dog years ago, a terrier we got for Nate when I was pregnant for David so he wouldnt be jealous of the baby, yknow? Yippie, he called him.
But he had some kind of a rare heart defect, so, the day we came home with David, Yippie crawled under Nates old bed and died! Thats how my last husband went.
Heart defect.
Jogged 5 miles every morning, then one day poof! Oh, thats awful! Thats better than with my first husband.
Melanoma at 25.
Then it was in and out of the hospital for 10 years.
Chemo 3 times.
That was hard.
I really loved him.
I really loved him.
Im so sorry! When did you remarry? Well there was one in between the two that died.
He was just a dog.
He tried to sleep with every single one of my girlfriends.
He probably live to be a hundred! And screwing other peoples wives the whole time! Son of a bitch! Oh, Im so sorry.
No, its okay.
It is funny.
I just never thought of myself as lucky having only buried one husband before.
Lucky, unlucky.
I dont know.
Im unlucky I ran through 3 husbands.
Im lucky I got to retire early off the insurance.
Im unlucky my son set fire to the house.
Im lucky I never had a urinary tract infection.
I dont even care if it works out fair in the end.
Im sure it doesnt.
I still have to haul my own ass out of bed in the morning.
I went to this I took a kind of seminar that was about that Oh, EST? Lifespring? The Plan? The Plan.
My daughter was into that for years.
She was a group leader.
She inspired thousands of people to change their lives.
Now, shes hoarding firearms in a compound in Montana.
No! Shes always been very susceptible to group mentality.
Maybe I couldve given her a stronger sense of self, but, you know, I did my best.
Some things are just genetic.
Well, what are you going to do? Cant you get some kind of a de- programmer to go in and rescue her? You know what? Shes an adult.
I mean, its her life now.
Maybe I screwed her up, maybe I didnt.
My son turned out fine.
How are your kids? Fine I think.
I have to go.
I have a job interview in two hours, and I have to shower.
What kind of job? As an accountant for a chain of dry cleaners.
Ive always been good with books.
Oooh, sounds fun! Oh, I know.
But I need the extra income, and its good for me to get out of the house.
Youre out of the house right now! - Thats true.
- I think itd be better to go to breakfast.
The French Marketplace has a 3.
99 special.
She was running from a group of boys who were whistling, and she got scared that they were following her into a parking structure.
So she ran into the street.
The car was speeding, it was dark Im so sorry.
Did they catch the boys? They were the ones who called the ambulance.
They were her friends.
Im sorry.
I dont quite understand.
They were just playing around.
They were all in a state of shock that a woman could be terrified by a group of men chasing her at night.
Of course you dont think its your friends! When they saw her running, they tried calling her name.
But it was too late.
It was an accident.
Im here with your cake.
Thanks.
Just pass it in here.
In where? Are you okay? I just need to have my cake in a safe, white place today.
Did something happen? I had a very upsetting conference call with Kate Hudsons people.
Its unbelievably demeaning to have these little girls in their $800 shoes who grew up watching music videos telling me what a movie is.
Ive been in this business for 20 years.
Ive worked with Stallone, Ellen Barkin, Melanie fucking Griffith! My work is everything to me! I havent even had a life! No, Im on the fuckin set, dealing with everyone elses crisis! Roping in the director, firing the writer, wrangling the star! And who takes care of me? Who even wants to take care of me? That sounds really hard.
Uch, its so bright out here! Careful, Lisa! These sheets are new from Pratesi! Do you have your cake towel? Its in here.
Okay, Ill come back later for the cake plate.
I still need my poopy shake at two.
Right.
Lisa, honey? Your husbands car was parked again in the driveway last night.
I dont think he understands how much of a problem this is.
He came home so late, Im sure he just thought you wouldnt need to get out.
What if I did, though? You wouldve called us.
No, I dont want to bother you in your private time at home! No! - Ill tell him.
- Its not that challenging to find street parking! Is it a snake? Or some kind of tropical vine? Its kind of a combination of Maori Ta Moko and also Japanese Kanji for, like, inner wisdom, I think.
This, right here.
Oh, my! I thought you were going to an interview.
I decided that job wasnt really me.
Well, theres eggs and bacon in the fridge, and I think there are still some frozen waffles.
Yeah, theyve been there since like 1992.
Thats not true! Theyre perfectly fresh.
Ill take a waffle.
Lets say youve just met someone, a month or so ago, and after a few weeks of exchanging messages, you finally get together for a nice activity, like a hike, for example, and you have a delightful time, and you think the other person did too.
How long would you wait to call the person to set up another date? Who called who first? Is this another boyfriend? No, it is not! And I dont appreciate that tone.
I did originally.
Wait.
Its his turn.
Its really bad to be, like, begging for it.
The waffles are in the toaster.
Nice to meet you, dear.
You dont want to eat those.
I can make you some toast.
Thats okay.
Ill grab something on the way to work.
Oh, do you want to see A Clockwork Orange tomorrow night? Ive never seen it, and Russell says its like mandatory viewing for all humans.
I cant.
Were playing at The Snell.
Really? What time do you guys go on? We probably wont start till, like, 11 But it may not be that fun for you.
I have these other friends coming who you dont know So, cant I meet them? I dont think you really want to.
But Fridays awesome, if you want to see the movie then.
No, its only tomorrow.
Fridays Eyes Wide Shut.
Do you want to see that? I did.
Okay, so well do something else.
Private balconies, invigorating pool and Jacuzzis, gourmet cuisine, and an array of activities are just some of the pleasures awaiting our guests at the romantic refuge that is Los Lomos.
I hope theres shuffleboard.
Im serious! They had it at this place in Santa Barbara my parents used to take us when we were kids.
I really had a knack for it.
Its the only thing I could ever beat Nate at.
The picturesque village nearby offers visitors sophisticated restaurants, art galleries, antique and specialty shops.
I just want to sit by the pool and drink Pina Coladas all day.
If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the Whoops! Does that count? - Yes, it does.
- But I stopped! - You owe me a dollar! - I stopped! All right, 50 cents.
I should get a dollar every time you say the word calorie or ccarb.
How often do I say those? A lot! More than I sing.
I dont think so.
- Whatcha doin? - Pumping.
Thanks for helping me feel even sexier than I already do at this moment.
Youre crazy.
You couldnt be more beautiful.
Youre like a fountain of life.
Is she still sleeping? What, Carol slip in here and give her some cognac? Hardly.
She missed her early nap because I had to use the blender all morning.
- Where did you park? - In the street.
And she couldve totally gotten out this morning.
Of course.
The reality is, she has trouble driving in reverse, so it makes her nervous having cars in the driveway.
she just doesnt want people to think she drives an American car.
Whatever.
Lets do our part for peace.
Hi, homos! Thats my son! You cant have him! Fudgepackers! Pillow biters! God, I thought this was a family place! Butt pirates! Twinkle toes! Faggoty- ass faggots! Heres some shade for you right here, honey.
Oh, dont worry about him! He can sleep through a dirty bomb! - You dont have to get up.
- Please, I need the exercise.
All weve done since weve gotten here is eat, and the foods not even that good.
Oh, thats too bad.
But I heard the girl who does the aqua hip- hop class is terrific! If you can get yourself into the pool at 7:30 in the morning.
- Thanks for the tip.
- Im Sheila, by the way.
Hi.
Hey, smile! So you ready for your Pina Colada? God, no.
Then theyll really know were gay! We cant have that.
I just think people here are a little uncomfortable with it.
Oh, yeah? Like who? Wasnt that lady over there nice to you? Yes, we have an aerobics date tomorrow morning, and then afterwards were all going to the beauty parlor.
Ill just take a beer.
Not Lite.
- Hey, would you mind taking a picture of us? - No problem.
Smile! Oh, no, Im glad you called.
I was on the verge of getting an impulse haircut! Those never work out.
Who do you use? I have to find someone new.
I just go to Supercuts.
You cant do that! Bettina! A womans hair is the gateway to her sensuality.
Not the hair on her head, honey! What do you think? - I think you should try it on.
- No, no, its for you.
thats not exactly my style.
Sweetie, I say this with a heart full of love, but your style could use a tiny shot of adrenaline.
I like a classic look.
Try it.
Just for fun.
Niiiice! I dont know.
Isnt it a little trendy? Are you kidding me? Its perfect! And 30% off! Okay, now try the gold silk number.
Im so psyched for Valerie Doane.
Her sculpture is amazing.
You didnt hear? Shes not coming this semester.
What do you mean? Thats the whole reason I took this course! Yeah, I know.
You and everybody.
But she got some kind of travel grant, so shes in Israel and now we have some other guy coming.
That sucks! This place is fucking lame! Its just one class.
I know, but nothings turning out to be as good as it looked in the catalog.
Whos this other guy? Oliver Something Something.
Its Olivier Castro- Staal.
Hes supposed to be awesome.
Really? Cause I heard he was kind of on his own trip.
Well, Valerie Doane is incoherent.
I took a seminar with her at BAMF.
It was garbage.
Was that him? This is the wrong room! Are you here for Form in Space?? This is the right room.
Its supposed to be a studio class.
The catalog said lecture.
Well, thats bullshit.
I dont do lectures, so this is going to be a studio class.
If anyone needs a lecture for whatever reason people have for these things, then go now.
I wont be offended.
Oh, you can just talk.
Um I need a lecture to balance out my course load.
Okay.
Were going to make art in this class.
And in the end, Ill put lecture on the forms for people who need lecture and studio on the forms for people who need studio.
And thats it.
If this upsets your sense of order, then you can go now.
I wont be offended.
But go now, so we dont have to deal with ambivalence in this room.
Ambivalence is poison for art.
If I ever see anyone tormented over some decision, this way or that way, I will be offended and I will throw you out, for the sake of the class.
Good.
That was a bad vibe.
Okay, there are no easels in this stupid room, so everyone get on the floor! Get on the floor! Do you have your drawing pads? We thought this was a lecture class.
Take one and pass it.
If you have a pencil, youre lucky.
If you only have a pen, youre luckier.
All right, you have five minutes to draw a picture of the day in your life that was the most horrible.
Go! Wait, what do you mean, a picture of the day?? Go, I said! She juiced yet? Yeah, just about.
Hey, you file that certificate? Claires gonna do it tomorrow.
Stupid kids.
Doesnt it seem like she really sort of panicked, though? Maybe something happened to her before I dont know.
You know, Vanessa gets scared all the time.
Even when shes out with the kids, she gets it.
Ask Lisa.
Im not sure Lisa gets it that much.
I mean, she doesnt wear high heels or tight skirts or anything.
Vanessa says she gets it even when shes wearing her big fat sweatpants.
But, you know, shes pretty hot.
Lisas hot.
Yeah, L- Lisas hot.
I just I dont want to talk about your wife like that.
When does it stop sounding weird that someones your wife? Vanessa felt like my wife already when we were 16 years old.
Hey, listen, Nate, the first year of marriage, for most people, is the hardest, especially with a baby on top, too.
That can be tough for anyone.
Its great.
It is! Im totally into it! Alright, Im just saying yknow, even if sometimes youre not.
thats normal.
Im into it.
Come in.
Are you feeling better? Youre a little late with this.
I had to go and get more Psyllium.
Oh, God! The babys here.
Im sorry.
We havent quite figured out the childcare thing.
I tried to call Nates mom, but I guess she was hurt when I got so angry about the peanut butter, but it really could have made Maya sick Sweetie, Im sorry.
You know I love your little girl, and Nates fine.
But I just, I cant get into all this.
Okay.
Lets talk about dinner.
Marlos assistant said she is only eating raw foods at the moment.
I really feel that you are not being sensitive to me at all.
Im sorry.
I thought you wanted to talk about dinner.
God, Lisa! I mean, Ive obviously had a very difficult morning, and youre all about your own agenda.
I didnt mean Youre rushing me through the menu so you can go deal with your baby.
Shes fine.
I dont have to deal with her at all right now.
Well, I really felt it earlier when I was in a lot of pain, but the baby was crying, and that was clearly your priority.
No one was watching her.
That is not my problem! When I hired you for this job, you were totally unencumbered.
And now, now theres Nate and his dirty car and the her! And her needs, and Nate and the baby have not affected my cooking at all.
They have affected your ability to support me emotionally! And you live in my house! What do you suggest I do? Put Maya up for adoption? Oh, Ive discussed this with my therapist, and shes very concerned by the way that I allow you to treat me, because Oh my God! I require, and I fucking deserve, a lot more attention, and you know what? I will not feel ashamed about that! If I had known you were hiring me to be your fucking wet nurse, I wouldve asked for health insurance! Where are you going? Lisa? Lisa? Lisa, goddammit! The moment was of when my friend ODed.
Write down on a piece of paper your favorite artist.
In fact, everyone do this.
Is it Kandinsky? Lets see.
Because youre using Kandinskys language here.
Its the same with most of these drawings.
We despise ourselves so much that we consider our own point of view as trivial, but thats bullshit! Thats your father talking, or whatever bad teachers you had before me.
You, with the red hair, who did you write? Hopper? No.
I wrote Modigliani.
Were you lying? No, but I also wrote Nan Goldin, because Im really more into photography When did you see the Hopper show at MOCA? - Last week.
- Okay, thats exactly what Im saying.
She sees 50 paintings by Hopper, she starts to draw like him, because its easier than drawing from the eye inside.
Yeah, but artists get influenced by art.
Thats part of the process.
Until you locate the inside eye, its all bullshit.
Its like a coloring book.
Every work you make has to be a surprise to the Earth, a seeing that never happened before.
Because its what happens when exactly what is inside of you confronts exactly what is outside of you.
Okay, next.
Definitely! And the black suit, and the cocktail dress.
Oh, Im not buying anything.
- Why not? - Nothing was perfect.
Nothing in life is perfect.
Well, that makes it easy to stay within a budget.
If you dont buy this black suit, Im gonna buy it for you! That is the sweetest thing Ive ever heard! But Id just return it and give you the money.
Fine! Im gonna go back for the sandals.
Where did you find this? Oh, just leave that there.
Theyll take care of it for you.
I know, but it seems so rude.
Wonderful color for you! How much? Too much.
What are you doing? Its one of my little pleasures.
Its only fair.
If theyre gonna charge $350 for a piece of fabric that costs $20 to make, they should lose a few! Do you want one? I certainly do not! It would be a great help to me if you tried to look a little less suspicious.
Fortunately, women our age are invisible, so we can really get away with murder.
What? I dont want to go to this stupid fiesta barbecue.
Oh, come on, itll be fun.
Whats fun about standing around a pool with a bunch of straight people shaking maracas? Theres gonna be a mariachi band.
Why cant there be just one other gay couple? Some lesbians from the Bay Area? Hey, that kid in the pool was gay.
The 11- year- old? Oh, David, relax! Youre letting this matter too much.
Well, Im sorry, but sometimes I just get exhausted by the running commentary in my head all day long about how to be.
Is this shirt too tight? lls that gesture too flamboyant? Who am I offending just by being here? Maybe youre beyond all that, but I wouldve thought youd at least understand.
It would just be nice on vacation to not have to deal with that.
So dont.
Offend people! Who cares? We paid for our room, right? I cant just turn it on and off.
Well, maybe you should try.
No one gets a break from their reality, ya know? Mexican food gives me the runs.
And what about what Frank said? It makes me feel like I have the runs.
No, about us being less isolated.
Im not doing a limbo contest.
- Thats Hawaiian.
- Well, good.
But if there is one, youd be a fool not to enter it.
You know youd win that thing.
It makes you look 20.
Get it.
Do I want to look 20? Okay, it makes you look 30! For $15, I could buy a bag of groceries.
Oh, yeah? But a bag of groceries doesnt make you want to look at yourself! Excuse me? Excuse me? Id like to get this.
Flirtation.
Let me see if we have any left.
Its very popular.
We may be out.
Oh, she found it! No, no, sorry, wrong one.
Keep looking.
Were all sold out.
Oh, all right then.
Thank you so much.
Bye.
David! Salsa! Come on! Well, what do we want to do for dinner? Go to that cheesy town? Its just a bunch of outlet malls and chain restaurants.
The room service menu looked like heaven.
Good, lets go.
And if we dont have to drive, we can get really drunk! Whats going on? I quit.
We have to move.
Whoa, whoa, whoa what? I would rather live on the street and beg for rice with a bowl than spend one more night under this roof! All right, what, what happened? She just unleashed so much insanity at us.
Its not good for Maya to be around that kind of hostile dementia.
If thats what Id wanted for her, Id be living with my mother! Im not sure Mayas really that in touch with Shes very absorbent! Okay.
I kind of wish we could have talked this through before you quit.
Did you actually quit? Yes, I actually quit! We have to leave tomorrow morning! So, what were you thinking, that wed go stay at my moms, I guess? Well, yeah, for now.
Its not the worst thing that could ever happen, is it? No.
Its not the best thing that ever happened either.
Im sorry.
I snapped.
My humanity just rose up.
Come here.
Its alright.
OH MY GOD! These walls are like paper.
So fucking what? Were on vacation, dammit! YEAH, WERE GAY IN HERE! COME ON, COWBOY! BRING IT ON HOME! WA- HOO! WERE HAVING SOME HOT MAN- ON- MAN LOVE ACTION! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! Hold it, hold it, hold it.
You sing, I sing.
BABY, EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT/UPTIGHT, OUT OF SIGHT IM A POOR MANS SON FROM ACROSS THE RAILROAD TRACKS THE ONLY SHIRT I HAVE IS HANGING ON MY BACK BUT IM THE ENVY OF EVRY SINGLE GUY CAUSE IM THE APPLE OF MY MANS EYE HE SAYS BABY, EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT Oh, youre losing your pillow.
Oh, dammit! Would you be careful? Sorry.
Lisa, youre carrying too much.
Its fine.
I just didnt realize how tall it was.
I dont know how much of Davids furniture you need, but he has some lovely pieces stored in the garage.
We dont really have anything, just that rocking chair Its a much better space than Carols.
Its bigger.
Yeah.
Theres no kitchen.
I told Lisa, youre welcome to cook in the house whenever youd like.
Thanks.
It wont be for too long, Ruth.
Im happy to have you.
Ruth, you can pick her up.
Thats nice lipstick, Mom.
Why, thank you, dear.
Its new.
When youre done, put down your charcoal.
Okay.
This is it.
Can you see why this is good? Because its in her own language.
Yes, but the way I tell if something is good is does it make me want to throw up? This drawing instantly makes me feel nauseous.
You can tell if something is truthful, even if you dont understand it, if it affects your body.
Your liver and your bowels are more important as an artist than your eyes, because they are so far away from your brain.
I dont know.
I think it seems kind of obvious.
Because youre embarrassed by yourself.
In the beginning, if you hate something, its good, because you dont recognize the beauty of your own truth.
Youre used to being a normal, pathetic human who does only what other people want.
But what the other people really want is to fuck you and to make money off of you and to hang you in the living room with the fancy security system.
Like this! Who did you make this to please? Me? Your mother, your boyfriend? Does anyone feel sick from this? No! So who the fuck cares? Im a friend of Callies.
And I was there, the night she died.
I wanted to speak, because I really loved her, and I wanted to talk about who she was to me and to us.
Which is this brave, brazen, totally heroic person.
This rock climbing, body surfing, back talking, truth- or- dare champion.
I never even once saw her scared before.
I guess what I really want to say to her is we were just pretending to be this thing that were not, I dont think, and then she was this thing that shes not Im sorry.
But when she saw that it was us, she had this look like, How could this be you? Mrs.
Mortimer? Im sorry, but I just didnt know what to say.
What? The mother, Mrs.
Mortimer, yknow? I justI dontI didnt know what to say to her.
You didnt really have to say anything.
I didnt.
Yeah, but, like hug her? Dont hug her, yknow? I freeze up.
You cant think about it.
You just have to really be there with them.
Just be present.
I dont think I can.
Sure you can.
No.
Downstairs, yknow, its just a body.
But up here, like this young girl, yknow, shes someones sister and someones daughter, and I cant help but to think, Well, what if it was Julio? Or Vanessa, even? Yknow, and I just cant You dont ever think, What if it was Maya? What if it was Lisa? I dont, actually.
Not them.
I cant bring them in here with me, ya know? I just want them to be whats good about life.
That way I can come here and deal with what isnt.
That way I can come here and deal with what isnt.
Well, youre lucky, then.
So howd it go last night? Awesome.
I mean, we screwed up a lot, but no one noticed.
It was fucking loud.
Everyone was walking around with, like, cocktail napkins in their ears.
So, listen, I kind of want to talk about this whole seeing other people thing.
Im not that into it.
I mean it makes me feel weird, you know, its like if people are into each other, then that should be pretty much enough, yknow? At some point, yeah.
What do you mean? Like when it gets really serious or whatever.
Well, when does that usually happen for you? It depends.
Okay.
Well, how about, like, after a couple of months? You mean like us, now? Yeah.
I dont know.
I mean, do you? Well, yeah, thats what Im saying.
Its just not really my thing to like sleep around.
Im not sleeping around.
I just mean, Im kind of a like one- at- a- time sexual person, I think.
So what do you think? I dont think Im there.
Just not at this exact point in time.
Well, why not? Is it cause you like someone else better? No! So totally not! Its just it kind of has to be more organic for me, like not some kind of contract or whatever.
It has to evolve.
But Im not saying it wont.
It so totally could.
Well, not for me.
Not when its like You cant come hear me play because theres some other girl thats gonna be there.
Yeah.
So thats like it for you? I guess.
Well, can I have a hug or something? No.
Im just gonna go.
Hey, what are you doing? Nothing.
Just watching this.
Okay, but you can watch with us.
Isnt Maya sleeping? Yeah, but she doesnt mind the TV, if its low, and I have a million things I need to ask you.
Like what? Like, when do you want to do the child- proofing? And how should we deal with Maya while I look for a job? Because I dont even know how to start thinking about Then dont.
Not yet, just take a break.
Were not paying rent.
Yeah, but we cant stay here forever.
Not forever, but we can relax for a few days, cant we? Oh, also I need to talk to you about vaccinating.
Ive downloaded a ton of information from the Internet, and Im still really against it, but.
.
you havent really weighed in.
God knows your mother wants it.
Okay, print it out.
Ill take a look at it later tonight.
Are you coming? Uh, okay, yeah.
I do, I want to hear it! Elton Johns Rocket Man.
I miss the Earth so much, I miss my life.
Miss my life.
Its lonely out in space.
Thats me! You sound good.
Yes, I happen to have a very nice voice.
Well, did I ever say you didnt? Well, practically.
I just dont like it when you sing at me.
And I think its gonna be a long, long time Till touchdown brings me round again to find.
Im not the man they think I am at home Oh, Im a rocket man Rocket man, burning out a fuse up here alone.
Oh, shit! Were supposed to be going against traffic.
There might be an accident.
It looks like it might be picking up.
Not much.
Who knows when were gonna get home now? I knew we shouldnt have stopped for food.
Its lucky we did.
Were going to get home too late to make anything now.
Its not my fault! You had to spend an hour at the Mikasa outlet store.
And I gotta do laundry tonight.
My uniform stinks.
I really have to learn this.
These are cold.
And I think its gonna be a long, long time Till touchdown brings me round again to find Im not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, Im a rocket man sync: youyoup