The Animals of Farthing Wood (1993) s03e03 Episode Script
Water, Water
We are giving you notice to quit.
He says quit, say.
I am not a man.
I am not a man.
I am not a man.
I am not a man.
He says quit, say.
I says quit, say.
Trick.
Meanwhile, Owl had problems of her own.
Looking for a mate, are you?
Me.
I know the look.
Well, if you must know, yes, I am.
But for those of us left behind,
the brute force and arrogance of Tray
and the sinister menace of the rats
are turning to transform our peaceful century into a place of fear.
Go away.
I am not a man.
I am not a man.
Owl, please be allowed you are a frog.
I am not a frog.
More than my ears, what game is this we are playing?
If you frog game, not for toes.
Owl, please be allowed you.
Owl, please be allowed you.
Hello, mate.
Where is your mate?
I have no mate.
There is only me.
I will tell the truth, mate.
You plan the other same as you.
I keep telling Foxanythings I am mad.
Now, how many of you are there?
50?
100?
There is only me.
Owl, you come. They won't hurt you.
Oh, come on, frogs don't bite.
Owl.
Morning, mate.
Morning.
Mateen.
There are a bull and ae.
I am a bee.
I am a bee.
I am a bee.
I am a bee.
I am a bee.
I am a bee.
You are lucky.
I am lucky.
I found it.
I have never.
That is the ratiest rat I ever saw.
Tell your grandpa, Fox, will you?
This toe is not mad after all.
It is not a rat.
Not the million you said you saw.
Oh.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh.
Ah!
Ah!
I do wish you wouldn't do that.
A wheeze, if Fox.
Who gave you permission to drink from this pond?
I don't need permission.
Oh, mate.
You don't need permission.
This clear fresh pond water is for the use of deer only.
Oops.
My herd will quench its thirst here.
Help!
I can't swim.
I will quench my thirst here.
But not Foxy weasels.
Or weaselive foxes.
Oh.
Honorable creatures like that.
Oh!
Drink from the stream if you must.
Or wait until it rains and lap from puddles.
But not here.
Never here.
Do you understand?
I understand perfectly.
I'll drink wherever I like.
This is my pond.
Toads pond.
Everybody's pond.
Just as much as it is yours.
Or.
You'll never catch me.
You big snorting monster.
I'm the fastest ever.
Come on, Patti!
Oh, I'm on, Patti!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, am I?
Oh, eh!
Oh, late, oh, late!
Huh. That balmy stag stamping a burr again I see.
He has ordered.
Oh, leader.
The only is herd.
Can drink from the pond.
Oh, he has a Z.
Yeah, oh yeah too.
That plays right into our hands.
Don't eat now.
If those other animals can't drink here,
they'll have to leave white deer park to drink, huh?
There's always the stream.
Streams poisoned.
Gosh!
There we left this whole place to ourselves in no time.
He's easy!
Ah!
Ah!
Huh.
Huh.
Oh yeah.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, let's go.
Please, lady!
I'm sorry to bother you.
Look at us.
This is the third worst storm ever and we're out in the middle of it.
Is there your fault?
There's a big windbag to white deer park.
You go back if you want to.
Much use you are to us here.
Oh, fun show to forest.
I will, I will.
Trap, trap, trap!
Oh!
Clio!
Oh!
Where's Fido?
Fido!
Oh!
Fido, come back here!
I found it!
I did!
Fido!
Come on, come on, chipmip!
Pimp!
What manner of a noxious life for my dispute?
I did lightfall little family of weasels.
Weasels?
Can't stand weasels, can I?
But don't remember why.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That's why, clear off.
I turn nasty, donks the name, Colonel Donk.
You spin the army, don't you know?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Madam, will you kindly pick your litter or fmay floor?
We wondered.
We wonder if perhaps.
If perhaps just for tonight, because of the inclement conditions outside?
Just for tonight.
My little family might have just one little dry corner.
Or even the dampest of your four corners.
Two rest are whiskersy.
They're all f
You're just like those other donkeys.
The ones that used to stand in the field out there.
They were always wanting in.
Well, you ever in the army I said, no, they said.
Come, come in then I said.
Anyway, they died of the cold last winter.
Ha ha ha ha!
Nice and dry and warm in here, isn't it?
Oh, clear off.
Oh, ha ha ha ha ha!
Sir, maize, maize, can't stand them.
We can see to it that you're not fired by maize.
Can you
That's right.
But only if you allow us to stay.
Yes, yes, and see you ask. Just get rid of them.
Fido, clear, watch and learn.
Very disgusting.
There you are, Fido, clear.
Fido, clear. Not more than four each, maize.
It's fine. It's a lot of fun.
Come on, everybody.
It's the same age, isn't it?
Well, this'll do very nicely for a big thank you.
Yes, all right, just carry on.
Ha ha ha ha!
Just carry on.
Oh, ha ha ha!
Home sweet home.
Fido!
Hello? Hello?
Don't worry. I'm your friend.
I've got lots of friends who have bunny rabbits.
In fact, I'd go as far as to say that all bunny rabbits are my friends.
Terrible storm, wasn't it?
Yes, Terrible storm.
My butter is flooded.
Oh, dear. Me how calamitous.
Perhaps I can help you get the water out.
Or or did you and you, Baro?
That's what I'll do, yes.
All right, here you are.
Very kind.
Yes, isn't he? He's my mate, Harkel.
And I'm Shadow.
How very interesting.
I've brought Harkel here to meet the famous Farthing Wood Fox.
Do you happen to know if he's still living?
Uh, Fox. How he is, of course.
I saw him this morning just after the storm.
I knew Fox's son, Bold, and he told me all about him.
So when I met Harkel, only a few weeks ago.
The happiest weeks ever.
I thought Harkel and Fox would make a good pair of friends.
Fox, he's very kind, isn't he?
Kind, yes.
I'm kind. I did your new Baro extra specially deep
and fill the butter with stones and put soil on top of him.
I say you'll find that water when it comes just drains straight away.
Yeah, don't say.
Oh, are you feeling quite well?
Quite.
Because you look a little peculiar.
And you keep making a strange noise.
Well, now you come to mention it.
First day.
Throw it, Shark.
First day.
Oh.
Oh.
What a funny rabbit.
A unbearable.
Shadow. Shadow. Don't drink. You mustn't.
Must drink.
Ah, have a hot, itchy feeling in my throat.
The water's poisoned. My bunny rabbit friend.
Drop dead.
Oh poor we think.
Oh.
Anurmy.
No, no. You're all right. You must be all right.
Now we'll find fresh, clean water.
It will wash away the poison.
Can you walk?
I think so.
Oh, Harkel.
I feel so ill.
Harry, Harry.
This way, a pond.
I found a friend. She'll show us the way.
It's not far.
She'll never make it.
She will, she will.
That's it. Nearly there. You'll be all right now.
I'm sure. I've lot of friends.
Putting them out of friend as good as you.
Cool. Pretty water.
I can't bear to see you hurting.
Are you feeling better?
You.
Creature. Stop that drinking.
Stop now I say.
I'll get help.
Oh, what a magnifist and fellow.
I've never seen a handsome a stag.
Never, ever. Only dare can drink from this pond.
I am sorry we didn't know.
She'll only be a minute. Don't worry.
It will your friends.
I'm your friend. Stop drinking you ugly creature.
Shadow.
I a tray. Fancy another choice.
You again.
I told Lord I was all about him. Did you get enough water?
I. Plenty. Thank you.
No, no.
Badgers.
Tell you.
I love badgers. Oh, badgers.
Hello little friend. My mate is ill.
I think she's dying.
I know a place. An old badger set.
Not far. She can rest there.
I'll point out the way.
Do you think you can make it, Shadow?
I'll try.
I'll try.
Oh, that badger is smell.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Clear off your notches, creature.
Cautious handering military maneuvers.
Hello.
Do you forget?
Do you forget?
What a glorious slate.
What a glorious sleep.
Oh, your choice, my god, you son of a bitch this morning.
Hmm.
Me, Slay.
Do you love me?
Hmm.
Come and look.
Come and look.
That Colonel don't say f is anything.
I'm going to enjoy living here.
Wee!
Look at me!
Look at me!
Oh, F, oh!
Come and look.
Keep going.
Good morning, Colonel.
Good morning.
Isn't he funny?
Just sitting on my carrot.
Sovee?
Oh, yes, who's in a bad mood this morning?
Who wouldn't be in a bad mood finding vermin in their buyer?
Nice, our vermin.
Rats are vermin.
Rabbits could be said to be vermin, but never weasels.
Clear off.
You say, vermin.
Clear off.
You say.
You say we could stay if we stop the mice from bothering you.
What, mice?
We hate them.
Yes, we hate them.
Clear off.
Famous beasts.
Wee!
Wee!
Wee!
Clear off.
Quick, easy, quick!
Wee!
Wee!
Wee!
Miesli, you twerp.
You're full, you're full, you're full, you're full.
Sit something to upset that donkey.
I never.
Now what are we going to do?
I think we should go back to White Gear Park.
We've friends here, it's safe there.
You go back to White Gear Park.
Let's go.
Clear off.
Oh, we're in team again.
Why for me?
Oh dear, oh dear!
Hello, my e.
Hello, hello.
Welcome, friends.
I'm Herkel.
This is my mate, Shadow.
She's not well at all, I'm afraid.
Oh, it's you, isn't it?
The famous fathering wood fox.
I've heard all about you.
Yes, well, is there anything we can do to help?
Poor creature.
You're so kind, so kind, all of you.
Oh, you're so good to meet you at last.
Now that you're here, I'm sure all will be well again.
Oh, she's hardly breathing.
Oh, oh, what am I thinking of?
Of course, I must tell you, the stream is poisoned.
Shadow drank from it that's why she's ill, and my bunny rabbit friend dropped dead.
You must warn all the animals not to drink from the stream.
Oh dear, she's still hardly breathing, fox.
What could we do?
So, he's got all of you trapped in here.
How an earth did he manage that?
I'll or slither, he friend.
What are you talking about?
Shadow, you're alive.
Look every once in a while alive.
Oh, what's that terrible noise?
My aching head.
She's not going to die.
Oh, I'm so happy.
I'm afraid he won't die.
I'm afraid he won't die.
Oh, I'm so happy.
I'm afraid he won't let us out without a fight.
We're all nice and cozy, matey's.
Let's sit tight till he gets bored and goes away.
At my stug friend, make a nut impressive noise.
He's come to kill us all.
No, no, I don't think so.
I love a word with him.
He likes me.
I'm kind.
Watch it, matey.
You don't know him. He'll trample you to bits.
A no-magnificent stug.
A no-magnificent stug.
Where is he?
Shall I tell you?
Plucky.
What have you done with him?
I told him that the other stags were getting friendly with his hands.
He was off like a rabbit.
Good boy.
Sly, fox, aren't I?
Sly.
Oh, look out everyone.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
It's coming straight, aren't it?
Oh, dear.
I know all about the poison stream.
The how, the why?
Oh, the poison stream.
Yes, tell us all about it.
Well, I was flying over the boundary of White Deer Park
and I saw these.
You must rest.
I'm much better.
Really?
Oh, I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
He says quit, say.
I am not a man.
I am not a man.
I am not a man.
I am not a man.
He says quit, say.
I says quit, say.
Trick.
Meanwhile, Owl had problems of her own.
Looking for a mate, are you?
Me.
I know the look.
Well, if you must know, yes, I am.
But for those of us left behind,
the brute force and arrogance of Tray
and the sinister menace of the rats
are turning to transform our peaceful century into a place of fear.
Go away.
I am not a man.
I am not a man.
Owl, please be allowed you are a frog.
I am not a frog.
More than my ears, what game is this we are playing?
If you frog game, not for toes.
Owl, please be allowed you.
Owl, please be allowed you.
Hello, mate.
Where is your mate?
I have no mate.
There is only me.
I will tell the truth, mate.
You plan the other same as you.
I keep telling Foxanythings I am mad.
Now, how many of you are there?
50?
100?
There is only me.
Owl, you come. They won't hurt you.
Oh, come on, frogs don't bite.
Owl.
Morning, mate.
Morning.
Mateen.
There are a bull and ae.
I am a bee.
I am a bee.
I am a bee.
I am a bee.
I am a bee.
I am a bee.
You are lucky.
I am lucky.
I found it.
I have never.
That is the ratiest rat I ever saw.
Tell your grandpa, Fox, will you?
This toe is not mad after all.
It is not a rat.
Not the million you said you saw.
Oh.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh.
Ah!
Ah!
I do wish you wouldn't do that.
A wheeze, if Fox.
Who gave you permission to drink from this pond?
I don't need permission.
Oh, mate.
You don't need permission.
This clear fresh pond water is for the use of deer only.
Oops.
My herd will quench its thirst here.
Help!
I can't swim.
I will quench my thirst here.
But not Foxy weasels.
Or weaselive foxes.
Oh.
Honorable creatures like that.
Oh!
Drink from the stream if you must.
Or wait until it rains and lap from puddles.
But not here.
Never here.
Do you understand?
I understand perfectly.
I'll drink wherever I like.
This is my pond.
Toads pond.
Everybody's pond.
Just as much as it is yours.
Or.
You'll never catch me.
You big snorting monster.
I'm the fastest ever.
Come on, Patti!
Oh, I'm on, Patti!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, am I?
Oh, eh!
Oh, late, oh, late!
Huh. That balmy stag stamping a burr again I see.
He has ordered.
Oh, leader.
The only is herd.
Can drink from the pond.
Oh, he has a Z.
Yeah, oh yeah too.
That plays right into our hands.
Don't eat now.
If those other animals can't drink here,
they'll have to leave white deer park to drink, huh?
There's always the stream.
Streams poisoned.
Gosh!
There we left this whole place to ourselves in no time.
He's easy!
Ah!
Ah!
Huh.
Huh.
Oh yeah.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, let's go.
Please, lady!
I'm sorry to bother you.
Look at us.
This is the third worst storm ever and we're out in the middle of it.
Is there your fault?
There's a big windbag to white deer park.
You go back if you want to.
Much use you are to us here.
Oh, fun show to forest.
I will, I will.
Trap, trap, trap!
Oh!
Clio!
Oh!
Where's Fido?
Fido!
Oh!
Fido, come back here!
I found it!
I did!
Fido!
Come on, come on, chipmip!
Pimp!
What manner of a noxious life for my dispute?
I did lightfall little family of weasels.
Weasels?
Can't stand weasels, can I?
But don't remember why.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That's why, clear off.
I turn nasty, donks the name, Colonel Donk.
You spin the army, don't you know?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Madam, will you kindly pick your litter or fmay floor?
We wondered.
We wonder if perhaps.
If perhaps just for tonight, because of the inclement conditions outside?
Just for tonight.
My little family might have just one little dry corner.
Or even the dampest of your four corners.
Two rest are whiskersy.
They're all f
You're just like those other donkeys.
The ones that used to stand in the field out there.
They were always wanting in.
Well, you ever in the army I said, no, they said.
Come, come in then I said.
Anyway, they died of the cold last winter.
Ha ha ha ha!
Nice and dry and warm in here, isn't it?
Oh, clear off.
Oh, ha ha ha ha ha!
Sir, maize, maize, can't stand them.
We can see to it that you're not fired by maize.
Can you
That's right.
But only if you allow us to stay.
Yes, yes, and see you ask. Just get rid of them.
Fido, clear, watch and learn.
Very disgusting.
There you are, Fido, clear.
Fido, clear. Not more than four each, maize.
It's fine. It's a lot of fun.
Come on, everybody.
It's the same age, isn't it?
Well, this'll do very nicely for a big thank you.
Yes, all right, just carry on.
Ha ha ha ha!
Just carry on.
Oh, ha ha ha!
Home sweet home.
Fido!
Hello? Hello?
Don't worry. I'm your friend.
I've got lots of friends who have bunny rabbits.
In fact, I'd go as far as to say that all bunny rabbits are my friends.
Terrible storm, wasn't it?
Yes, Terrible storm.
My butter is flooded.
Oh, dear. Me how calamitous.
Perhaps I can help you get the water out.
Or or did you and you, Baro?
That's what I'll do, yes.
All right, here you are.
Very kind.
Yes, isn't he? He's my mate, Harkel.
And I'm Shadow.
How very interesting.
I've brought Harkel here to meet the famous Farthing Wood Fox.
Do you happen to know if he's still living?
Uh, Fox. How he is, of course.
I saw him this morning just after the storm.
I knew Fox's son, Bold, and he told me all about him.
So when I met Harkel, only a few weeks ago.
The happiest weeks ever.
I thought Harkel and Fox would make a good pair of friends.
Fox, he's very kind, isn't he?
Kind, yes.
I'm kind. I did your new Baro extra specially deep
and fill the butter with stones and put soil on top of him.
I say you'll find that water when it comes just drains straight away.
Yeah, don't say.
Oh, are you feeling quite well?
Quite.
Because you look a little peculiar.
And you keep making a strange noise.
Well, now you come to mention it.
First day.
Throw it, Shark.
First day.
Oh.
Oh.
What a funny rabbit.
A unbearable.
Shadow. Shadow. Don't drink. You mustn't.
Must drink.
Ah, have a hot, itchy feeling in my throat.
The water's poisoned. My bunny rabbit friend.
Drop dead.
Oh poor we think.
Oh.
Anurmy.
No, no. You're all right. You must be all right.
Now we'll find fresh, clean water.
It will wash away the poison.
Can you walk?
I think so.
Oh, Harkel.
I feel so ill.
Harry, Harry.
This way, a pond.
I found a friend. She'll show us the way.
It's not far.
She'll never make it.
She will, she will.
That's it. Nearly there. You'll be all right now.
I'm sure. I've lot of friends.
Putting them out of friend as good as you.
Cool. Pretty water.
I can't bear to see you hurting.
Are you feeling better?
You.
Creature. Stop that drinking.
Stop now I say.
I'll get help.
Oh, what a magnifist and fellow.
I've never seen a handsome a stag.
Never, ever. Only dare can drink from this pond.
I am sorry we didn't know.
She'll only be a minute. Don't worry.
It will your friends.
I'm your friend. Stop drinking you ugly creature.
Shadow.
I a tray. Fancy another choice.
You again.
I told Lord I was all about him. Did you get enough water?
I. Plenty. Thank you.
No, no.
Badgers.
Tell you.
I love badgers. Oh, badgers.
Hello little friend. My mate is ill.
I think she's dying.
I know a place. An old badger set.
Not far. She can rest there.
I'll point out the way.
Do you think you can make it, Shadow?
I'll try.
I'll try.
Oh, that badger is smell.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Clear off your notches, creature.
Cautious handering military maneuvers.
Hello.
Do you forget?
Do you forget?
What a glorious slate.
What a glorious sleep.
Oh, your choice, my god, you son of a bitch this morning.
Hmm.
Me, Slay.
Do you love me?
Hmm.
Come and look.
Come and look.
That Colonel don't say f is anything.
I'm going to enjoy living here.
Wee!
Look at me!
Look at me!
Oh, F, oh!
Come and look.
Keep going.
Good morning, Colonel.
Good morning.
Isn't he funny?
Just sitting on my carrot.
Sovee?
Oh, yes, who's in a bad mood this morning?
Who wouldn't be in a bad mood finding vermin in their buyer?
Nice, our vermin.
Rats are vermin.
Rabbits could be said to be vermin, but never weasels.
Clear off.
You say, vermin.
Clear off.
You say.
You say we could stay if we stop the mice from bothering you.
What, mice?
We hate them.
Yes, we hate them.
Clear off.
Famous beasts.
Wee!
Wee!
Wee!
Clear off.
Quick, easy, quick!
Wee!
Wee!
Wee!
Miesli, you twerp.
You're full, you're full, you're full, you're full.
Sit something to upset that donkey.
I never.
Now what are we going to do?
I think we should go back to White Gear Park.
We've friends here, it's safe there.
You go back to White Gear Park.
Let's go.
Clear off.
Oh, we're in team again.
Why for me?
Oh dear, oh dear!
Hello, my e.
Hello, hello.
Welcome, friends.
I'm Herkel.
This is my mate, Shadow.
She's not well at all, I'm afraid.
Oh, it's you, isn't it?
The famous fathering wood fox.
I've heard all about you.
Yes, well, is there anything we can do to help?
Poor creature.
You're so kind, so kind, all of you.
Oh, you're so good to meet you at last.
Now that you're here, I'm sure all will be well again.
Oh, she's hardly breathing.
Oh, oh, what am I thinking of?
Of course, I must tell you, the stream is poisoned.
Shadow drank from it that's why she's ill, and my bunny rabbit friend dropped dead.
You must warn all the animals not to drink from the stream.
Oh dear, she's still hardly breathing, fox.
What could we do?
So, he's got all of you trapped in here.
How an earth did he manage that?
I'll or slither, he friend.
What are you talking about?
Shadow, you're alive.
Look every once in a while alive.
Oh, what's that terrible noise?
My aching head.
She's not going to die.
Oh, I'm so happy.
I'm afraid he won't die.
I'm afraid he won't die.
Oh, I'm so happy.
I'm afraid he won't let us out without a fight.
We're all nice and cozy, matey's.
Let's sit tight till he gets bored and goes away.
At my stug friend, make a nut impressive noise.
He's come to kill us all.
No, no, I don't think so.
I love a word with him.
He likes me.
I'm kind.
Watch it, matey.
You don't know him. He'll trample you to bits.
A no-magnificent stug.
A no-magnificent stug.
Where is he?
Shall I tell you?
Plucky.
What have you done with him?
I told him that the other stags were getting friendly with his hands.
He was off like a rabbit.
Good boy.
Sly, fox, aren't I?
Sly.
Oh, look out everyone.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
It's coming straight, aren't it?
Oh, dear.
I know all about the poison stream.
The how, the why?
Oh, the poison stream.
Yes, tell us all about it.
Well, I was flying over the boundary of White Deer Park
and I saw these.
You must rest.
I'm much better.
Really?
Oh, I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.