Smiling Friends (2020) s03e04 Episode Script

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
-(CHAINSAW REVVING)
-(PANICKED YELPS)
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(WHIMPERS)
-(GROWLS, SNARLS)
-(SCREAMS)
(GASPS, WHIMPERS)
-(EVIL LAUGHTER)
-(CHAINSAW REVVING)
-(VICTIM SCREAMING)
-(MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
Ah, that was pretty good!
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
I had a feeling you guys
would like that.
It's like one of my favorites,
um, I'm glad I got
to show it to you.
Holy shit, dude. No, like, dude,
that was freaking awesome.
Guys, everyone stop talking.
Listen, like, that was
the best sh-- thing
I've ever seen
in my freaking life.
Uh, yeah, man, I'm--
You know, it's a good movie.
No, no. How do you do that?
Like w-- logistically, like,
what do you do to make that?
Like, is that--
is that like Claymation?
-Yeah, I don't know, man. Uh
-Yeah, it's, um
Are you alright, Mr. Boss?
-You're acting a little weird.
-Yeah.
Shit, am I acting weird?
Man, I'm sorry.
I smoked a little bit
of weed earlier.
I'm being really annoying,
aren't I?
No, you're good, man.
Just have a-- have some water.
(GULPS, SIGHS)
Thank you, Charlie.
All right,
I'm gonna order some food.
What does everyone want?
Ooh, how about we get
a big pepperoni pizza to share?
Uh (CLICKS TONGUE)
Yeah. Yeah, what is there?
Um, let me think.
Hmm, yeah, what's good to share?
-We could get pizza.
-Uh
I would do Chinese
or, like, Thai.
Or what's--
what's even around here?
-Pizz--
-Hold on a second, Pim.
We're trying to order food, man.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
-(LIGHTNING STRIKING)
-(DARK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Hello there.
Can you spare a dime
for a poor old
sexy woman like me?
-Oh, yeah, of course.
-Can't help you, sorry.
-She giving y'all trouble?
-No, it's cool, Mr. Boss.
-She was actually just leaving.
-Oh, I damn you!
I damn you! I damn you!
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Calm down. Calm down.
-Whoa! Really scary.
-Whoa, what the hell is that?
-Shut the fuck up.
-What is that?
-Stupid lady.
-That wasn't very nice.
-Wait, wait. Guys, guys, guys.
I just got an idea.
What if we did pizza?
Th-- That was my idea.
Fuck, Charlie,
that is such a good idea, dude.
You're a legit genius, Charlie.
You are a genius.
How do you come up
with this stuff, Charlie?
-Wow.
-I don't know, man.
My brain just
must be supercharged.
I just get, like,
wild ideas all the time.
It's why I can't sleep,
because of my ideas, but I--
(ELECTRICITY SHUTTING DOWN)
What happened?
Ugh, must be the damn breaker,
that old faulty thing.
Well, gotta go turn it back on.
Pim, why don't you come
along with me, uh,
so you can hold my flashlight
and be my little
flashlight bitch.
Oh, okay, sure.
(GROANS)
Are there any candles we can use
in the meantime?
There's only one left.
I think Glep ate the other ones.
Glep, do you know
if there's any others?
-(CRACKING)
-(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Uh, Glep?
-(BONES CRACKING)
-(DEMONIC GIBBERISH)
That's scare-eye.
-(WATER DRIPPING)
-(RAT SQUEAKS)
(SIGHS) It sometimes feels like
when I'm speaking,
-no one's even listening.
-Uh-huh.
-(MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
-(ELECTRICITY ZAPS)
Weird. Somebody must have
turned it off.
I'll just turn it back on.
-(ELECTRICITY ZAPS)
-(SCREAMS)
Mr. Boss!
-(BONES CRACKING)
-(DEMONIC GIBBERISH)
Glep, are you okay?
-(SNARLING)
-Ah! Get him off me!
Ah! (GROANS)
-Grab him, he's going crazy!
-I'm-- I'm gonna get a broom.
(CHOMPS)
Allan, tie him down!
What's wrong with Glep?
I think he's possessed,
man, but don't worry,
my uncle taught me
exactly what to do
in a situation like this.
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Chri-- (SCREAMS)
Mr. Boss, wake up! Wake up!
Are you all right?
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
Something hit me.
What hit me?
You got zapped by the breaker
when you tried to turn it on.
(EXHALES) Who said that?
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Mama?
You abandoned your mommy!
No! I'm sorry, Mommy!
I'm sorry, Mommy!
-(WAILS)
-Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
(ALARM BLARING)
CHARLIE DOMPLER: (GRUNTS)
It’s not coming off.
(SCREAMS) Oh my God.
What the fuck?
What the fuck? What the fuck?
(SCREAMS)
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
Mommy!
(YELLS FRANTICALLY)
(PANTS)
(EERIE SILENCE)
(DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪
(SCREAMS, PANTS)
(GRUNTS)
(EERIE SPIRITUAL
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Mommy? Oh, I missed you.
You pawned off all
of my precious heirlooms
and trinkets.
(SOBS) I'm sorry, Mommy.
I needed the money
for my gaming PC.
You put me in a home
and forgot about me.
That was just a prank.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
(VOICE DISTORTING)
You left me to rot away.
(SOBS, SNIFFLES)
(SCREAMS)
(GASPS, PANTS)
(SCREAMS)
Allan, have you seen the boss?
I think there's something
wrong with him.
Nope, but I saw Glep
shot his goo on Charlie's face.
Oh no.
Allan, I think we're cursed.
I have a feeling
all this has something to do
with that old lady
we turned away.
Hmm, that's weird.
I guess I'm the only one
that's not cursed.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Allan, you're a spider!
No, I was always like this.
Me was born this way.
I don't think that's true,
but okay.
-(GURGLING)
-My tummy hurts.
-(GRUNTS)
-(SCREAMS)
(SPIDERS SCUTTLING)
(SCREAMS)
-(GRUNTS)
-(PANTING FRANTICALLY)
(SCREAMS)
(DISTORTED CACKLING)
(SPLASHES)
(GASPS, PANTS)
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
(EERIE GROWLING)
Pim why didn't you just give
the woman the dime?
Why, Pim?
What? This isn't my fault.
I was the one who wanted
to help her.
See? He doesn't listen to you.
No one listens to you.
This is all your fault, Pim.
This is all your fault.
Aren't you tired
of being ignored?
This is all your fault, Pim.
This is all your fault.
He takes you for granted.
They all do.
-(GRUNTS) Shut up.
-This is all your fault, Pim.
This is all your fault.
They walk all over you.
They don't respect you.
They hate you!
-This is all your fault, Pim.
-Shut up!
-This is all your fault!
-Shut up. Shut up! Shut up!
Come on. Do something!
(SCREAMS) Shut up!
DEMONS: Yes! Yes!
(SCREAMS) Shut up!
-(PANTS)
-(MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
-(GASPING FRANTICALLY)
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
(DEMONIC GIBBERISH)
(SOBS)
(MR. BOSS GRUNTING)
-(JANITOR SPLUTTERING, STOPS)
-(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
(CONTINUES LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
-(MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
-(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
See, that’s what would happen
if you don't give me the dime,
if you don't give it to me!
(CHOKES)
You had enough? Huh?
You had enough? Huh?
Tap out. Tap out, man.
(GRUNTS, SCREAMS)
I can't believe you killed me
inside the orb, dude.
Like, I mean, granted,
I was being mean to you earlier,
and that was very
out of character for me,
and I apologize,
but I didn't think
you had it in you, Pim.
Well, that didn't
really happen, Charlie.
That was inside the orb,
but thank you
for acknowledging my feelings.
I'm just happy everything's
back to normal.
I got the pizza.
(SKELETON CACKLING)
(SCREAMS)
Gotcha, you son of a bitch,
skeleton.
That is really stupid.
Is that supposed to be funny?
Wha-- I don't know what was
the point of that?
-Who was that?
-I-- I don't know, man.
Oh my--
-(CARS REVVING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
PIM PIMLING:
Get in. Get in the building.
(SCREAMS)
(SPOOKY ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
OVER TV) ♪
(CHEERING OVER TV)
(CRIES, SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa!
What happened? What happened?
It's okay. It's okay.
Hey, it's all right.
It's okay. It's okay.
You're safe now.
You're safe. You're safe.
Uh, hey, uh, is it--
is it okay if you can
still suck it tonight?
It's just you
you said you would before.
-Uh, is that still okay?
-(OLD WOMAN CRYING)
You know what? Never mind.
It's-- It's okay.
You don't have to.
You don't have-- It's--
You've been--
You've been through a lot.
I love you, baby. (KISSES)