The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s03e07 Episode Script

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Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I got to be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
It was nice of Christopher Robin
to let us use his fun stuff
while he's gone.
Yes, and it's too bad
we're not having any fun.
Oh, d-d-dear.
Say, little Piglet,
did you find something to do?
Oh, oh, dear. I was just
No, no. Don't tell me.
Hmm. I got it.
You was hide-and-seeking,
and I seeked you.
I won, and I didn't even
know I was playing. Hoo hoo!
Oh, I wasn't really
hiding, Tigger.
You see, the thunder
I'll say you wasn't hiding.
Here, let me show you how.
The only thing tiggers
do better than seeking
is hiding.
There. Hoo! Now I'll
never find you, Piglet.
Why, I believe Piglet's
right here, Tigger.
Well, that was exciting.
What will we do now?
There's all sorts of fun
hiding around this house.
All we got to do is seek it.
And where, pray tell, are we
supposed to start seeking?
Say, Pooh boy, you seeked
Piglet pretty good.
So where do we go
to seek out some fun?
Mm. Well, it seems to me
that we certainly can't seek out
because out is so very wet
as to be out of the question.
So what's up, Pooh boy?
Up.
Oh, dear.
Isn't up closer to the thunder?
If you ask me,
not that anybody is,
Pooh means we might find
something fun to do
up in the attic.
The attic? Yipes!
Isn't that the dark, scary
place where things go
that are never seen again?
Don't be silly, Piglet.
Attics are where things are
stored for a rainy day.
Yelp!
And that's today.
There's nothing to be
frightened of, Piglet.
Attics are full of awfully
interesting things.
I think it's the "awfully"
part that worries him, Rabbit.
- Oof!
- Oof! - Oof!
Hawmp!
To make a long story
short, uh-oh.
Hoo! We're going to
have fun just getting there.
We are?
Sure. We might even run
into some spookables.
Oh, d-d-dear.
Spookables!
Don't be ridiculous, Tigger.
There's absolutely
nothing to fear,
especially with Pooh
leading the way.
Tigger, Eeyore:
Pooh?
Yes.
Yes, indeed.
Pooh is, as Tigger pointed out,
the best of us at seeking.
It's only fair he should have
the honor of going first.
Oh, are you really going
to go first, Pooh?
Yes, Piglet.
It seems that I am.
Very slowly.
I'm glad no one thought
about donkeys going first.
You go right ahead, uh, Pooh.
Uh, uh, my, that was close.
Oh, it's awfully dark in here.
Don't worry,
little Piglet. Hoo hoo!
Nothing can get us in here.
Unless it got in here first.
Ooh! My goodness gracious!
It appears this step is safe
but noisy.
Shall I go on, Rabbit?
Tigger?
Faster!
That was close.
Now we should have
nothing to worry about.
If we're so safe,
why is my heart
still k-knocking?
That's not your heart
knocking. It's
It's Oh. Oh, my.
Somebody, or something,
at the door.
That's a relief. Hoo hoo!
For a second there,
I thought we were in trouble.
Tigger, no!
Oh, d-d-dear.
Hello, everyone.
Have I missed anything fun?
Oh, Pooh bear.
Now that we're all here,
what are we going to do
about it?
We're going to have some fun
if it's the last thing we do.
So let's get busy
and find some fun.
If, uh, no one minds,
I'll just wait here.
Fun can be too much
for very small animals,
of which I'm one.
Hoo hoo hoo!
Dummy coming through!
Yipe!
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Oh, dear, I'm trapped.
Say, this thing is
kind of hard to steer.
Help!
Are you all right?
I'm fine.
But I can't find Piglet.
You found him, Tigger.
You just didn't know it.
What do you know? Hoo hoo!
I was using my head
the whole time,
and I didn't feel a thing.
And Piglet's found a friend.
Say, there's a whole gang
of the little guys.
I think Piglet's found
more than friends.
He's discovered the way
to spend our rainy afternoon.
Congratulations, Piglet.
I was sure you had it in you.
Or perhaps I should say
you had it on you.
Chess is a wonderful game
for a rainy day,
but some of the pieces
are missing.
Yeah? Which ones?
Uh, which ones?
Well, the, uh, magician
is not here.
And, uh, there's no bishop.
Say, the bish-up sounds like
my kind of guy. Hoo hoo!
And the knight is missing,
a very important piece.
Is there any way
of unmissing them?
Well, I suppose
we could look for them.
Oh, you mean search
the whole dark, spooky attic?
That's the idea, Piglet.
We'll make an adventure
out of it.
Oh, good.
We'll split up
and meet back here.
Tigger, you look over there.
Pooh, you go that way.
Eeyore, you look over there.
And, Piglet
Yes?
You go look in that old trunk
for the missing knight.
Oh, dear.
All right, let's get cracking.
The sooner we start,
the sooner we finish.
Unless we don't start at all.
Didn't anyone find anything?
I found this.
Eeyore, there aren't any
dragons in the game of chess.
I suppose it all depends
on the way you want to play it.
Well, we can only hope
Piglet found something.
I don't think he did.
Why don't you think that,
Eeyore?
Because I just found Piglet.
Hello, Piglet.
Hello, Pooh. Uh, no missing
knights under here.
Then there's no way
we can play chess.
Unless
There is no unless, Pooh.
How can we play
with missing pieces?
By playing the missing pieces.
Are my ears on too tight,
or is fluff boy making sense?
And Piglet will play
the missing knight.
Me? But why?
Because you are
what you can't find.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Come on, Piglet.
Let's see what we can find
for very small k-nights.
Now that's what I call
a k-night to remember.
And all dressed up
for a midnight smackerel.
Now let's hurry and get ready
so we can get on with the game.
If you don't mind,
we'll just sit here
and tell each other
what time it isn't.
I can't be a knight.
Knights are large
and strong and b-b-brave.
I'm just a very small piglet
who hides under tables.
I must find the knight.
Oh, dear!
Well, are we all ready?
As soon as we find our knight.
Piglet! Where are you?
Whoops!
Oh, dear. There's no one here.
Now I'll have to
play the knight.
Yoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
K-night!
Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
Here I am, Tigger.
Wait for me.
Uh-oh.
Where am I?
There you are, you sneaky
little k-night.
Hoo hoo! I knew I'd find you.
Tigger, what happened?
Tiggers? Where are they?
Better still, what are they?
Why, they're
I mean, it's you.
It is?
Oh, yes. You're the one
and only Tigger.
I like the sound of that,
but I'm not Tigger.
I'm the Bishop of Bounce.
- See?
- Yipes!
But you can call me Tigger
if you want to.
It is a pretty spiffy name,
after all. Hoo hoo hoo!
And you, little k-night,
are just what I'm looking for.
- I am.
- In fact,
the whole kingdom's
been looking for you.
I'm probably not going to
like the answer to this,
but I simply must ask.
Why me?
How are we supposed
to fight the dragon
without a k-night
in shining armor?
Dragon? Oh, dear.
You want me to fight a what?
Hawmp!
Hee-Hawmp!
A one of them:
A dreadful dragon.
I really don't think I could
fight a dreadful dragon.
You're a k-night, aren't you?
Oh, no. Not at all.
That's shiny armor you're
wearing, isn't it?
Well, yes, but
And k-nights in shiny armor
fight dreadful dragons, hmm?
Well, yes, but
Then come on.
I've been looking for
a k-night like you all day.
Hoo hoo!
You dare bounce a great wizard?
Do you want me
to turn you into a snail?
Yeah, yeah. Hoo hoo.
But later.
I got to get this k-night
to His Royal Kingness.
Must be spring.
The knights are getting shorter.
Before the, ahem, interruption,
I was about to
conjure one up myself.
So if you'll excuse me.
O great Whoozis
and mighty Whatnot,
hear my magic words.
Eye of potato, ear of corn.
Say, not half bad.
Not even a quarter bad.
Carrot cake and vegetable stew.
Bring us a knight
who fights dragons, too.
Well
where's the knight?
Where is he?
Oh, no! Oh, my!
I'm a frog! A frog!
What went wrong?
See you around the lily
pond, o great wizard.
Come on, k-night. I got to
get you to His Royal Poohness,
the king of all Chessland.
King who?
King Pooh. That's who.
Hoo hoo hoo!
Greetings,
Your Royal Royaltiness.
Oh, uh, is lunch served?
No, Your Most Lowly Highness.
I bring you good news.
I bring you one
dragon slayer to go.
How very nice.
You've come to fight the dragon
who's been such
a bother to us all?
Well, uh, no, actually, I was
just passing through, and
Hawmp! Hawmp!
Oh, my.
Will you look at the time?
I really must be going.
If I'm not back soon, start
the dragon fight without me.
Oof!
Eh, can't go slaying dragons
dressed like that.
Nope. No, sir.
Just won't do.
Yep. I can see
possibilities here.
Oh, I don't know about this.
That's one top-of-the-line
dragon fighting outfit.
Notice the quality fabric,
the low-cut hemline.
All the rage this year.
It's you, K-night Piglet.
It's you.
Just look at how
that shiny silveriness
sets off your eyes.
No. No, no, no.
You dare swat a wizard?
Hmm. The nerve.
Hmm. This suit of armor
is missing something.
Perhaps someone else to wear it?
Ah! Jumpin' crawdaddies.
I know. What you need
is a shield.
A shield is all well and good,
but to fight a dragon,
he needs a magic shield.
If you'll excuse me,
I really do
have to be somewhere.
Somewhere where?
Somewhere else?
Okay, a magic shield.
But no chartreuse.
I simply will not
touch chartreuse.
By dingie, a shield
as good as this
doesn't need any magic
mumbo-jumbo.
Hmm. Without my magic,
it's just a silly pile of metal.
I'm the shield expert
around here.
And I'm the whiz at wizardry.
Oh, keep telling yourself,
Piglet, it's just a dream.
It's just a dream.
Don't look now,
but we're short
one short k-night.
Here, boy.
Here, k-nighty k-night.
Why, I do believe
I see a knight now,
and he's crawling
toward the door.
It's just a dream.
It's just a dream.
Look at how bad
he wants to fight,
that dreadful dragon.
Uh, heh heh,
if you'll excuse me,
I think my horse
is double-parked.
Ah-ah-ah. Doesn't
seem too likely,
seeing as how horses
haven't been invented yet.
Hawmp!
Uh, perhaps you might
save my kingdom now,
while there is still
a kingdom to save,
Uh, first I must
cast the magic spell
to make his shield unbreakable.
Alakazam and hullabaloo,
make this shield strong
as ten shields times two.
Uh, some days it doesn't pay
to get out of the nest.
Hawmp!
Hurry, Your K-nightliness!
We're running out of time,
not to mention castle.
No, no, no. I have
one last spell,
the most powerful spell of all.
It will turn you
into the largest,
most heroic knight ever.
Oh
- However
- dear.
this spell
will only work once.
So do not use it until
you absolutely must.
You simple repeat these words.
Magnificent magic
most mysterious,
make meek me make a monster
into mozzarella marmalade.
What is going on
with these spells?
Oh, don't feel badly.
I can't spell very well, either.
Hawmp!
Magnificent m-m-magic
m-m-most mysterious.
Oh, m-m-my.
I'm just going to have to put
my very small foot down
and say "I'm not a real knight,
"and so I cannot
fight your dragon.
I'm sorry, but that's
just the way it is."
Everyone, there's
something I must say.
Yes, and so you shall
as soon as we have said
what we must say.
You're our only hope.
You got to save us.
If you don't make marmalade
out of that monster,
we'll be in a real jam.
And when you come back,
I will be happy to name you
the Knight to Remember.
Now what did you have to say?
Uh, which way to the dragon?
- That way.
- Very well. I'll do it.
It will be an honor to fight the
dragon and save the kingdom.
Hawmp!
Marvelous m-m-music,
make me meek as marmalade.
Oh, dear.
I hope the dragon doesn't mind
my dropping in like this.
Oh, he must be away on a visit.
I'll come back later.
Hawmp!
Oh, d-d-dear.
Macaroni marmalade, uh,
mockingbird milkshake.
This isn't so very terrible.
Could use a few curtains
and maybe some flowers and
Hawmp! Hawmp!
I must remember I'm a b-b-brave
and f-f-fearless knight.
It's up to m-m-me
to save the kingdom.
Yipe!
Help!
You have nothing at all
to f-f-fear, Piglet,
not with your m-m-magic shield
which cannot be b-b-broken.
Hawmp!
I suppose I really
should expect this
from a wizard who turns
himself into frogs.
Magnificent m-m-mustard,
uh, mismatched m-m-mushrooms.
M-M-Moonstruck marigolds,
Magnificent magic
most mysterious,
make meek me make a monster
into mozzarella marmalade.
Oh, no. It didn't work.
I'm still me.
Worked for one of us anyway.
Who are you?
Formerly Eeyore the Dragon.
Now just plain old Eeyore.
You're the dragon?
Was. Got myself turned
into one last week.
That's the trouble
with this place.
Never know what you're
going to get turned into.
Eternally grateful.
Don't suppose I'll ever
be able to repay you.
I believe I may know a way.
Brave Piglet,
who rescued us from the dragon
and saved the kingdom,
and all before lunch,
I name you, before I forget,
the Knight to Remember.
Oh, it's all in a knight's work.
And now, Knight Piglet,
is there anything
we can do for you?
Well
To grant the wish
of Knight to Remember Piglet,
the Knight to Remember is now
Eeyore.
Words fail me.
If you'll excuse me,
I really must get
back to my trunk.
- Goodbye.
- Good night, k-night.
Don't forget to write, knight.
Here, Piglet, Piglet.
Here, Piglet, Piglet.
Piglet, where are you?
Why are you hiding
yourself in there?
Oh, but I wasn't hiding.
I was
It's only a bit of a rainstorm.
Nothing to be too scared of.
Oh, I'm not. I was just
Was it perhaps, Piglet,
that you were too timid
to be our knight?
- Well, yes, Pooh.
- I was.
But I'm not anymore.
Then come along, everyone.
Let's finish this chess game.
Hawmp!
Hee-hawmp! Hee-hawmp!