And Just Like That... (2021) s03e08 Episode Script
Happily Ever After
1
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
[CARRIE] Wow! Oh, man.
- Quite a workout!
- [AIDAN LAUGHS]
- Ooh! This is a nice surprise.
- Yeah!
Wow, you finally
got a rug. Why purple?
Why not purple? Whoa!
- [AIDAN LAUGHS]
- [CARRIE GRUNTS]
No reason at all. I like it.
[CHUCKLES] You keep talking like that
and we're gonna get along just fine.
Man, can you believe
I'm actually gonna be here
- for more than two days?
- [BAG THUDS]
[CARRIE GRUNTING]
Judging by the amount of
luggage we're carrying, yes, I can.
What's in all this?
I've only ever seen you wear
the same three blue shirts.
These are my guns and furs.
- [CHUCKLES]
- Okay. [SIGHS]
How do you wanna handle this?
Should we just, you know,
move your stuff to one side?
- [HANGERS RATTLING]
- [GASPS]
[LAUGHING]
- Oh, I'm kidding! Ah, ha, ha!
- [CHUCKLES]
You should see your face right now.
- Well, I don't like horror movies.
- [CHUCKLES]
Your stuff can live in here.
House this big, I never thought I'd be
in a second-class closet situation.
Then you haven't been paying attention.
This is the cat's room.
Oh. You're gonna love each other.
[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]
[AIDAN MOANS SOFTLY]
I hope you don't have any plans
for the rest of the day.
Or
week,
or life.
I'm all yours till 7:30.
Then Duncan's giving me notes
on my latest chapter.
Why do you need notes? You're perfect.
- [CHUCKLES] Again.
- Mm.
You keep talking like that
[SIGHS]
- [HARRY GROANS SOFTLY]
- Honey, how are you feeling?
Pretty good, considering my balls
are as big as two bean bag chairs.
Well, they said it would take a while
for the swelling to go down
after the surgery.
Yeah, but five days I'm sittin' here
with a bouncy house in my lap.
Hey, sweetheart, sweetheart,
could you just take a quick look
and see if they're any
smaller than yesterday?
Not right now.
Lisa's outside.
She stopped by before work.
She wanted to say hello,
if you're feeling up to it.
Sure.
[WHISPERING]
Maybe don't mention the balls.
Easier said than done.
[CHARLOTTE] Mm.
- [GROANING] Oh, boy!
- [CHARLOTTE] Okay!
- The patient will see you now!
- [HARRY SIGHS]
- Hey, you. How you doin'?
- Hey!
Good. Good.
My oncologist,
who has zero bedside manner,
- is very pleased.
- [LISA] Oh!
- He actually almost smiled.
- Aw!
He said the surgery
couldn't have gone better.
Thank God. Well, here.
I brought you some
macadamias from Hawaii.
[CLICKING TONGUE]
The jumbo ones I love.
You brought me some big nuts?
- That seems appropriate.
- Why's that?
Because he likes nuts.
- That's why. [LAUGHING]
- Oh! Good.
Good to see ya. Feel better!
You!
I'm going to the gallery,
I'll walk with you!
So, how are things
going with the series?
Really well. I mean, maybe too well.
I had a sex dream
about my editor last night.
It was very explicit,
and I woke up very turned on.
Wow! What was the dream?
[SUCKING TEETH] We were on a farm,
- and he was working for me.
- [GASPS]
- Like a farmhand?
- It's unclear.
- There were vegetables.
- Hm.
But why is this happening?
I have a really great sex life
with my very sexy husband.
So, why is Marion ripping
my bodice off on a farm?
Well, it's just a dream
and and you're on a farm
and you're wearing a bodice.
So, I don't really think you
need to feel guilty about a dream.
Do you have sex dreams about other men?
- Yeah, occasionally.
- Yeah?
Like ex-boyfriends, you know?
But it has nothing to do with reality
because sometimes in those dreams,
I have short hair.
Well, full disclosure:
Sometimes I flirt with him
while we're working.
I mean, it's nothing overtly sexual,
but there's an unspoken
energy between us,
and I feel it.
- Mm.
- And I think he does too.
Well, isn't that what you want
when you're working
with someone creatively?
Like, a connection?
Yes!
[SCOFFS] Thank you for saying that.
- You're right.
- Right?
We're flirting while working.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. We're "flirking."
Oh, that is so cute!
- "Flirking!"
- [CHUCKLES]
Yeah. Do you flirk
with anyone at the gallery?
Oh yeah, the cute young
guys who hang the art.
All of us do. Oh, that reminds me.
Tomorrow, the retrospective opens.
- Are you coming?
- Yeah. I'm definitely coming.
- [LOTION SQUELCHING]
- [LELA] This dude is coming a lot.
Well, the artist says exactly
3.4 centimeters of ejaculate.
I guess they came more in the '80s?
That looks good.
That looks like the template.
Kai, are you ready?
Yes. [SIGHS]
Good thing I have
a master's in art history.
Ah. Why was this work so important?
Agreed. "Emperor's New Condom"?
Context, ladies.
This was created
by a woman artist in the '80s,
a time pre-Lena Dunham
when women were not celebrated
for being this messy.
Okay, done.
I hope someone took a
photo of me holding the jizz bag
- to send to my surgeon parents.
- [ANASTASIA CHUCKLES]
Ooh. The template says six inches
from where the naked model will be,
but I feel like
that looks more like four.
Girl, you are singing my song.
Oh! Oh, God.
- Kai, can I have your hand?
- [LELA] Are you okay?
Uh, I I feel I think
I think my vertigo is back. Oh, no.
I didn't think vertigo was real.
You know, like Epstein-Barr.
Oh, it's a real thing.
I had it last year.
I had to take to my bed.
I'm I'm okay. It's subsiding.
- Are you sure?
- [CHARLOTTE EXHALES SHARPLY]
Because if you need to lie down,
there's room next to the used condom.
- I would sooner die.
- [LELA AND KAI LAUGH]
[CHUCKLING] Hi!
I didn't expect to see you today.
- And you brought a suitcase.
- It's my emotional baggage.
[LAUGHING] Come on in.
I was in the car on the way
back from the airport,
and I thought, "Why not stop and see
that amazing Miranda person
for a kiss and a quick drink?"
Oh!
[MIRANDA MOANING SOFTLY]
There's the kiss. Now, for the drink.
Uh, how was Montreal?
A little bit chilly, but lovely.
Now, this is Ungava gin,
a personal favorite of mine
and impossible to find
without crossing the Canadian border.
- And I would like to leave it here.
- Ah!
I should point out, that's a big step.
I've never left gin
at a girlfriend's place before.
- Sure.
- [CHUCKLES] Do you have tonic?
Uh, no. No, I don't.
Oh, my God, you don't drink.
I forgot. Oh, for forgive me.
[LAUGHING] No, no, no. Don't be silly.
Of course, you can leave your gin here.
I'm I'm flattered I'm your first.
- Are you sure?
- U-Uh, so sure.
It's not a big deal.
I'm just not drinking now.
Anyway, always hated gin.
- Okay, good. All the more for me.
- [LAUGHING]
Funny how life works out sometimes.
[SIGHS] You you want some ice?
- Yes, please.
- Okay!
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
Oh, my gosh.
It's 7:20.
7:20, morning or evening?
Evening.
Oh, that was a good nap.
[CARRIE SIGHS]
I got ten minutes
to get myself together
and go downstairs.
- For what?
- [CARRIE SIGHS]
Our writing session.
[SIGHS]
- Oh, right.
- Mm.
How long you gonna be gone? An hour?
Oh, gosh. Longer.
How much longer?
Mm
Hours? I don't know.
- Takes time.
- Okay, got it.
Hey, what do ya
what do ya got to eat?
Um, not a lot.
I was gonna go to the market earlier
but we spent the afternoon
doing other things!
- Worth it!
- Hey, you know what?
Why don't you go to that place
down the block that we love?
- Oh, man.
- What's wrong?
Oh. [SCOFFS]
Nothing from Wyatt.
Not even a reply
to the five texts I sent him.
No surprise there, I just
I thought he, you know
I don't know what I thought.
Okay, what's going on?
Just he Go.
We we can talk about it later.
Talk about what later?
[GROANING]
When he came back from Outward Bound,
he announced that from now on,
he wanted to live with Kathy.
Yeah.
The fuck did I do?
Well, what does that mean,
"From now on"?
It means from now on, he's there.
I mean, Homer, he's at
his cousins' for a month,
and I'm sittin' down there alone.
And I thought,
"Fuck, I don't have to be here.
I got a life in New York."
So, I I threw my shit
into bags and I left.
So, that's why you can be here
for more than two days.
Why did he decide to move
into Kathy's, do you think?
Oh, he loves her more.
[CLICKING TONGUE] Don't say that.
Then, I
I don't know.
I I don't fucking know.
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
[AIDAN] It would ruin our afternoon.
How'd I wind up the bad guy?
Alright, I'm gonna cancel with Duncan,
and then we go to dinner.
No [SIGHS]
- You sure?
- Yeah, I'm sure.
I'll text him now.
Okay.
[HEAVY BREATHING AND MOANING]
I'm I'm close. Are
- Go on.
- Are you?
[PANTING] Go.
- [SEEMA MOANING]
- Go, baby. Go.
[MOANING LOUDLY]
[ORGASMIC MOANING]
Oh, my God! [MOANING]
[ADAM MOANING]
- [SEEMA CONTINUES MOANING]
- [LIPS SMACKING]
[SIGHS]
Wow.
[ADAM CHUCKLES]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
What is happening here?
[BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING]
- We're laughing.
- Wha
I've never laughed after sex. Have you?
- Only when I'm alone.
- [SNORTING]
[BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING]
Who are you?
- Oh, I'm Adam, nice to meet you.
- Mm-hmm. Mm.
Did you come?
Not yet.
But
I have all night. [SIGHS]
- Oh! [LAUGHING]
- [ADAM MOANS LIGHTLY]
Ah, yes!
- Oh! Oh!
- Ooh!
- Mm.
- [SEEMA LAUGHING]
- Oh, that was good. Mm.
- [SEEMA MOANING]
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
[HERBERT MOANS]
What the [GROANING]
- Good morning.
- [SIGHS, CHUCKLES]
- [SIGHS]
- You're just so damn sexy.
I am?
[LISA] Mm.
I want you inside me.
- Mm.
- Before coffee?
- Oh.
- [LISA MOANING]
You're so hot.
Is it my birthday?
- [CHUCKLES]
- Put it in me.
Okay, babe baby, baby.
- [LISA MOANING]
- Baby. [CHUCKLING]
- Hmm?
- I kinda gotta pee.
Can I go pee? I'll be right back.
- Okay.
- It's just it's early, you know?
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
Okay, look
[PANTING] I'm hot, right?
Mm.
- Hold that thought.
- [WHISPERING] Holding.
I'll be right back.
Be right back.
[HERBERT SIGHS]
Ooh. [SIGHS]
- [TOILET SEAT CLACKING]
- [HERBERT URINATING]
- [LISA SIGHS]
- Hey, baby, can we add toilet paper
to the shopping list?
[URINATING CONTINUES]
And we gotta get, uh,
Gabby's favorite seltzer thing.
She won't stop talking about it.
- [TOILET FLUSHING]
- I'll go after work.
[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]
[RIPPING LOUDLY]
Mm.
[SLURPING]
[WITH MOUTH FULL]
Mm. I love papaya. [CHUCKLES]
And the hardest thing is to try
to find one that's ripe.
But this [LIPS SMACKING] um, mm.
This one's perfect.
Would you like some?
I'm fine. I'm fine with my
usual everyday kale salad,
no croutons, dressing on the side.
[MARION CHUCKLES]
Yeah, I just couldn't
bring myself to order
another boring salad.
Not not that
your salad's boring, I just
- wanted something different.
- Hmm.
You ever just want something different?
Nope.
- Never?
- No.
- Okay. [CHUCKLES]
- I'm fine with what I have.
[LISA CHUCKLES]
You know, I was thinking
about you last night.
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
- You were?
- About you and me.
[WITH MOUTH FULL]
What were you thinking
- about you and me?
- [CHUCKLES]
Just how we're always in here together.
- Yeah.
- Talking about how we're gonna get
Michelle Obama to do your series.
- Yeah. [CHUCKLES]
- [MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY]
Oh yeah, we are always in here talking.
- Uh-huh.
- Just talking.
And I think that you should
come with me to a screening
of Naima Ramos' new doc.
No, definitely not. I'm busy.
Okay, but I never told you
when it was, so
Oh, right, sure, sorry.
It's just that most nights,
I'm I'm really busy,
or with my children.
- Y-Yeah.
- But when is it?
Tonight, at 7:00.
[WITH MOUTH FULL]
Oh, well then, definitely not.
'Cause I have my friend's
gallery opening.
And it wouldn't be right
if I went to a movie with you.
Hey, hey, hey, you know.
Meaning, I made a promise to her.
I I made a promise.
I get that. It It's just that
her new project's being
produced by the Obamas
and they're gonna have one of
their development executives there.
And I know her, and I would
love to introduce you two.
Wow.
[SALSA MUSIC PLAYING]
- [SIGHING] Hi.
- Mommy!
Don't hate me.
I have to go right back out.
I have a work thing.
Weren't we supposed to go to dinner,
and then go to Charlotte's
gallery opening?
Yes, but now I have a work thing.
Wow. Choosing work over
You? I am not choosing work over you.
- Why would you even say that?
- [HERBERT] I wouldn't.
I was talking about Charlotte.
Oh. Uh, yeah.
I already feel bad,
don't make me feel worse.
Did you get my pink seltzer?
No, baby. I didn't have time.
I I have a a work thing.
Um, a movie that Mommy has to see.
- Why?
- That's a good question, Gabby.
Yeah, why?
[WITH MOUTH FULL]
What does that even mean?
I'm just asking a question.
To trap someone from the
Obamas' production company
into talking to Michelle
about being in my series.
And that's an answer.
It's a work thing.
I'm not even changing clothes.
That's how much I don't even
care about looking good tonight.
- Any more questions?
- What about my pink seltzer?
I'll get some tomorrow,
because tonight
- You have a work thing.
- Yeah.
- [KISS SMACKING] Mm, I love you.
- Love you.
- Ooh, and I love you, too!
- Enjoy your work thing.
Hey. What's better for tonight?
Number one or two?
Uh, I think blue shirt
number one is perfect
for dinner and an art opening.
Blue shirt number one it is.
Seriously, what's in all the bags?
Oh, um, tube socks.
[CHUCKLING] And?
More tube socks.
[CARRIE CHUCKLES]
- Permission to cross the border?
- Mm-mm.
Permission denied.
[AIDAN CHUCKLES]
Hey, why don't we invite Dunkin' Donuts
- to dinner with us tonight?
- And why would we do that?
- Be neighborly.
- Mm-mm. I don't think so.
It's not that kind of neighborhood.
Well, we're living in the same house,
and I don't even know him.
Yeah, I don't even know him.
Really. I know nothing about him.
It's just it's just
all about our books.
You know nothin' about him?
That's right. We just talk about work.
Hmm. I find that hard to believe.
- Well, believe it.
- So, what?
You two just sit there
and look at each other
and say, what, "Page 22 sucks"?
That's exactly right. "Page 22 sucks."
That is our that is our
relationship in a nutshell.
And I would prefer to keep it
that way, so please,
please, no no "Mr. Rogers'
Neighborhood" needed, really.
Alright?
So, put on blue shirt number two
and let's get a move on.
You just said blue shirt number one.
I changed my mind.
How we doin' on time?
Oh, the gallery's just
around the corner.
Thank you, sir.
[ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, my God!
- [SEEMA LAUGHING]
- Did that just happen?
I thought I'd seen everything.
Now, I've seen everything.
I've seen people clip
their toenails on the subway.
I've even seen a woman squat
to pee on 6th Avenue, but that
at least those are basic necessities.
So is deodorant, you could argue.
Well, you you could.
But I wouldn't, 'cause I never
touch the stuff.
Hmm? You don't use deodorant?
Nope. [LIPS POPPING]
I don't believe in it.
Yeah, I use a rock crystal.
Mm-hmm. Baking soda free.
Not tested on animals, it's unscented,
- all natural ingredients.
- Oh, God.
I can't be with someone
who says stuff like that.
You should've told me
about this crystal shit
before we even got involved.
Okay, well, you tell me.
How do I smell?
Yeah, good, right?
And, you know, last night,
when I was all up
in your armpit business
- Oh, my God.
- Look, I loved it.
But I was tasting you with
a side of aluminum zirconium.
But that which is cool,
if that's your thing.
It's definitely my thing.
I would die without it.
Wow, sounds like you have a complicated
relationship with your roll-on.
It's not complicated at all.
We love each other.
I actually have a little travel size
in my purse right now.
And I'm not traveling.
- Here you go, Mr. Karma.
- Mm.
Thank you.
- Your last name is Karma?
- Mm-hmm.
Yeah, my mother legally changed
our name in seventh grade.
She wanted my sister and me
to always remember
what's most important.
- Your name is Adam Karma?
- Mm-hmm.
You should have told me
about that earlier as well.
[POP MUSIC PLAYING IN GALLERY]
[SEEMA] See this?
This would be my life
if I stopped wearing deodorant.
And this would be a bad thing?
Aidan? You wear deodorant, right?
Oh yeah. I rock a classic Speed Stick.
- [MIMICS SLASHING]
- Yep, I knew I smelled
my seventh-grade J.V. coach.
- [AIDAN CHUCKLES]
- See, here's the thing.
I'm not digging in a garden all day.
You're supposed to smell
a little funky.
- I do bring the funk. Yeah.
- I'm from the business world.
I'm supposed to smell a little
Not human?
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
Hey, bro, when you're digging
around that garden,
you must have met the cat
who lives under Carrie.
What's he like?
He's a meanie.
And what do you know about him?
Total meanie.
[AIDAN] Hm.
[CARRIE]
"I've spent my entire adult life
"haunted by the illusive
concept of Happiness.
"Is Happiness a myth? A gift?
A skill to master?
Welcome to my version of
Happily Ever After." Hmm.
So, happiness is an iPad
and a cleaning lady?
- I totally concur.
- [CARRIE AND CHARLOTTE CHUCKLE]
I think it's interesting.
You know, the different versions
- of us as we evolve.
- [CARRIE] Mm-hmm.
I mean, just look at us now,
compared to, say, the '80s.
I mean, think about
the things we let go of,
and the things we hold on to.
Oh, my gosh, CASE IN POINT: this belt.
Um, got it in 1989 at Charivari
- Aw. Aw.
- [SING-SONG] on 72nd Street ♪
Forget the '80s.
Look at me now versus me last year.
I'm in totally different head space.
- That's true.
- Like, Joy asked
if she could leave
a bottle of gin at my house.
And it got me thinking maybe
and bear with me,
don't go off the deep end.
- Mm-hmm?
- Okay?
Maybe I'm not an alcoholic.
Maybe I'm just alcohol-ish?
I am not familiar with that term.
Well, looking back, and you
guys have known me forever,
I haven't always been an alcoholic.
- True.
- Okay.
And I think the main reason
I started drinking so much
was that I was unhappy
in my marriage, my career.
I was questioning my sexuality.
Yeah, well, I I understand
questioning your sexuality
but, um, questioning
your alcoholism?
Well, I'm just thinking
that maybe I over corrected.
Maybe I'm the kind of person
who occasionally enjoys a cocktail
with her girlfriend
at the end of the day.
Well, hey, listen. [CHUCKLES LIGHTLY]
You know way more about
this topic than either of us, but
So, are you saying
that you've never discussed
any of this with Joy?
I mean, she knows
I don't drink, obviously.
But right now, things with us are so
easy and fun.
Sitting her down to say
[IN DEEP VOICE]
"Joy, I have an announcement.
I'm an alcoholic"
[IN NORMAL VOICE] just seems
like it would be such a buzz kill.
Well, you know, maybe don't
[IN DEEP VOICE] use that voice.
[CHUCKLES] I'm having fun.
Do I have to be defined
by my darkest chapter?
But you've worked so hard to get here.
Maybe Joy could handle knowing that.
Yeah. But it's so not sexy.
- [CARRIE] Hmm.
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God, here it comes again.
- [CARRIE] Oh, whoa.
Oh, the whole the whole
oh, the whole room's spinning,
it's definitely
- [CARRIE] Oh, my God.
- Oh. Yep.
- My my vertigo is definitely back.
- [CARRIE] Oh.
- I I'm just gonna go over here, and
- [CARRIE] Okay.
And sit down and do
that Epley maneuver thing.
- [MIRANDA] Yeah, yeah.
- [CARRIE] Oh, oh, oh.
- Let's just go slow. Go slow.
- I got you. You're okay.
This show's primary goal
is to raise my gallery's
presence on TikTok.
Sadly, that's where
the art business is.
Ugh! Do you have any
of the queer masters?
A a Haring? A a Basquiat?
[COUGHING] Yes, I do.
Something large-scale, for my son?
I have large-scale.
Mama, my bedroom is small.
I don't have room for large-scale.
I also have medium-scale.
Yesterday, I looked
at a few lofts for you.
I also have Warhol and Hockney.
I don't need a loft.
My apartment is fine.
Besides, I'm never there.
I sleep most nights
at Anthony's apartment.
Yes. Small and old.
[GIUSEPPE] You've never been there.
I wasn't talking about the apartment.
Ascoltami, mamma.
Faresti meglio a fermare
tutto questo. Perchè lo amo.
I I I speak a little Italian,
and I did catch, "you love him."
Love who? Warhol or Hockney?
Anthony. I love Anthony.
Well, that brings the total number
of naked women I've seen in bed to one.
Oh, Mark, take me away
from all this nonsense.
Show me something
substantial that will last.
I hear you, Gianna.
I swear, she wants me dead.
I was followed by a car last night.
I had to duck into a bodega.
I'm pretty sure
it was a failed mob hit.
She's not trying to have you killed.
Well, maybe not me,
but she is definitely trying
to kill our relationship.
What does that woman have against me?
She doesn't even know me.
So, stop imagining you're a marked man,
and let her meet you.
Invite her to your home. Cook for her.
Cook for her? Yes!
I'm undeniable in the kitchen!
Just the two of you.
Just the two of us.
[MIRANDA] What are you thinking?
I'm thinking, what is that woman
lying face down thinking?
- "Beats working in Starbucks."
- [AIDAN AND CARRIE CHUCKLE]
I'm gonna go to the loo. Hold this.
Okay.
[ADAM] What did I say?
- [JOY] Hello there.
- Hello!
[GUESTS CHATTERING]
[CHARLOTTE] No, Miranda, no, no. Oh no.
Miranda! Don't!
Oh.
- Oh!
- [CROWD GASPS]
- [MODEL] What the fuck?
- [CARRIE] Oh, my God!
Oh! Oh, I I am so sorry.
I have vertigo.
Is that even a real thing?
- Yes, it's a real thing!
- Here, hon.
- Up, up, up, up.
- [SCOFFS]
- You okay?
- Oh, God, yeah.
Oh, my God.
- Oh! Oh, sweetie.
- [MIRANDA] Ugh.
Yeah, definitely too much cum.
Ugh! Oh, yuck! [GASPS]
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUSICIAN] [ON MOVIE SCREEN] When
we played together, it was electric.
[JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]
She and her piano.
Me and my horn.
[MARION] Hmm.
[MUSICIAN] The vibe
between us was magnetic.
- I have to leave.
- Wait, what?
Oh no, but what
what about Michelle Obama?
I have kids, they need seltzer.
W-What?
Okay, okay. Yeah.
[MUSICIAN] It's like I
knew what she was doing
right before she did it.
We were undeniable together.
- Oh, I yeah. Excuse me.
- Mm-hmm.
[WHISPERING] Ow! That's my foot.
[WHISPERING] So sorry.
[CHARLOTTE] [ON PHONE]
Is everything okay?
It's gone past "flirking," Charlotte.
It's now flirting!
What what does that mean?
Did did he oh.
Did he make a pass at you?
His leg touched my leg,
and not at work.
I played with fire!
I feel like the worst wife and mother.
- [PHONE BUZZING]
- Hold on.
Oh, my God, it's him.
He's calling me. What should I do?
Um, I I don't know.
An answer it.
- You didn't do anything wrong.
- [PHONE CONTINUES BUZZING]
I love you, and, uh, good luck.
[CHUCKLES LIGHTLY]
Okay, bye.
Hi, Marion. Uh, it's not a good time.
Lisa, I'm I'm with Terry Kirk
right now from Higher Ground.
She's disappointed you had to leave,
but I'm gonna hand
the phone to her now.
Lisa, hello. Terry Kirk.
Marion has been talking my
ear off about your new project.
Tell me about it.
Hi, Terry.
Yes, it's a ten-part docuseries about
Black women trailblazers
who made historic firsts, like, uh
[AUTUMN] [ON TABLET] I
can't believe I came on "Bi-Bingo"
and got stuck with a dud!
And she knew exactly
what she was giving me.
Jodi, if you're fucking watching this,
you're a dumb bitch.
I don't care.
And you look bad in yellow. I'm sorry.
[CONTESTANT 1] Obviously,
it was very steamy and sexual.
[CONTESTANT 2] Mm. Me too.
[CONTESTANT 1] I just, like, don't
know what Jodi could be bringing
that I'm not giving,
'cause I feel like I'm
como se dice, "the full
package," you know?
[CONTESTANT 2] Jodi brings flexibility.
[CONTESTANT 1] Okay. So, maybe
I will be playing Bingo
with someone else tonight,
just because, like, you know, like,
I want you to be able to experience
whatever the hell you're telling me.
Um, and I, like, really don't
want any personal, so
[CONTESTANT 2] There's no need to
I mean, I still want to Bingo with you.
[CONTESTANT 1] Right.
Like, I'm, like not in the options.
[MIRANDA SIGHS]
[CONTESTANT 2] I'm
definitely in love with Emily.
We have gone through so much together.
It's really intense.
But the sex with Jodi
is insane, like, all of it.
[PRODUCER] Wow, what
do you like about Jodi?
[CONTESTANT 2 SIGHS]
Jodi just brings this energy
where you don't know
if you're gonna get your hair pulled
or your hamstring pulled. It's like
So, she does this thing where
she likes to take some bling,
and I, honestly
I'm not here for it.
You know what I mean?
Like, we can get it on, or you can go.
That's it, so it's one
of the two, Amber.
It's not both. I I wasn't ready
[CONTESTANT 1] You know what,
you know what, you know what?
It's okay. I, uh
like, so what that we weren't
each other's first choice.
I think that, in the end,
um, we we picked each other.
And I I mean, that's what
happens in life, right?
- You you move through it.
- [MIRANDA SIGHS]
[CONTESTANT 2] I mean
[CONTESTANT 1] But
who the fuck was your first?
[CONTESTANT 2] It
it was Jodi. It was Jodi.
I I have to be honest.
Uh, it just
I mean, it's hard.
Like, being in this house
[GRUNTING]
[BOTTLE CLATTERING]
[BOTTLE SHATTERING]
["TAKE A BITE"
BY BEABADOOBEE PLAYING]
[CARRIE] After what
seemed like forever,
the woman felt happiness
had arrived at her doorstep.
Remarkably and quite unexpected,
like a magnificent red bird
which suddenly appears in the garden.
You hold your breath
and remain very still.
Not wanting it to fly away again.
sync & corrections awaqeded
Indulging in situations ♪
That are fabricated imaginations ♪
Moments that cease to exist ♪
Only wanna fix it
with a kiss on the lips ♪
But I think I might ♪
Take a bite ♪
I wanted to see the world in color ♪
Through your eyes
and through your mind ♪
I think that I like
to sit and wonder ♪
Through the night ♪
I think I might ♪
Wanna do it all over again ♪
Moving backwards ♪
Some things get in the way ♪
I wanted to see the world in color ♪
Through the night ♪
I think I might ♪
Wanna do it all over again ♪
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
[CARRIE] Wow! Oh, man.
- Quite a workout!
- [AIDAN LAUGHS]
- Ooh! This is a nice surprise.
- Yeah!
Wow, you finally
got a rug. Why purple?
Why not purple? Whoa!
- [AIDAN LAUGHS]
- [CARRIE GRUNTS]
No reason at all. I like it.
[CHUCKLES] You keep talking like that
and we're gonna get along just fine.
Man, can you believe
I'm actually gonna be here
- for more than two days?
- [BAG THUDS]
[CARRIE GRUNTING]
Judging by the amount of
luggage we're carrying, yes, I can.
What's in all this?
I've only ever seen you wear
the same three blue shirts.
These are my guns and furs.
- [CHUCKLES]
- Okay. [SIGHS]
How do you wanna handle this?
Should we just, you know,
move your stuff to one side?
- [HANGERS RATTLING]
- [GASPS]
[LAUGHING]
- Oh, I'm kidding! Ah, ha, ha!
- [CHUCKLES]
You should see your face right now.
- Well, I don't like horror movies.
- [CHUCKLES]
Your stuff can live in here.
House this big, I never thought I'd be
in a second-class closet situation.
Then you haven't been paying attention.
This is the cat's room.
Oh. You're gonna love each other.
[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]
[AIDAN MOANS SOFTLY]
I hope you don't have any plans
for the rest of the day.
Or
week,
or life.
I'm all yours till 7:30.
Then Duncan's giving me notes
on my latest chapter.
Why do you need notes? You're perfect.
- [CHUCKLES] Again.
- Mm.
You keep talking like that
[SIGHS]
- [HARRY GROANS SOFTLY]
- Honey, how are you feeling?
Pretty good, considering my balls
are as big as two bean bag chairs.
Well, they said it would take a while
for the swelling to go down
after the surgery.
Yeah, but five days I'm sittin' here
with a bouncy house in my lap.
Hey, sweetheart, sweetheart,
could you just take a quick look
and see if they're any
smaller than yesterday?
Not right now.
Lisa's outside.
She stopped by before work.
She wanted to say hello,
if you're feeling up to it.
Sure.
[WHISPERING]
Maybe don't mention the balls.
Easier said than done.
[CHARLOTTE] Mm.
- [GROANING] Oh, boy!
- [CHARLOTTE] Okay!
- The patient will see you now!
- [HARRY SIGHS]
- Hey, you. How you doin'?
- Hey!
Good. Good.
My oncologist,
who has zero bedside manner,
- is very pleased.
- [LISA] Oh!
- He actually almost smiled.
- Aw!
He said the surgery
couldn't have gone better.
Thank God. Well, here.
I brought you some
macadamias from Hawaii.
[CLICKING TONGUE]
The jumbo ones I love.
You brought me some big nuts?
- That seems appropriate.
- Why's that?
Because he likes nuts.
- That's why. [LAUGHING]
- Oh! Good.
Good to see ya. Feel better!
You!
I'm going to the gallery,
I'll walk with you!
So, how are things
going with the series?
Really well. I mean, maybe too well.
I had a sex dream
about my editor last night.
It was very explicit,
and I woke up very turned on.
Wow! What was the dream?
[SUCKING TEETH] We were on a farm,
- and he was working for me.
- [GASPS]
- Like a farmhand?
- It's unclear.
- There were vegetables.
- Hm.
But why is this happening?
I have a really great sex life
with my very sexy husband.
So, why is Marion ripping
my bodice off on a farm?
Well, it's just a dream
and and you're on a farm
and you're wearing a bodice.
So, I don't really think you
need to feel guilty about a dream.
Do you have sex dreams about other men?
- Yeah, occasionally.
- Yeah?
Like ex-boyfriends, you know?
But it has nothing to do with reality
because sometimes in those dreams,
I have short hair.
Well, full disclosure:
Sometimes I flirt with him
while we're working.
I mean, it's nothing overtly sexual,
but there's an unspoken
energy between us,
and I feel it.
- Mm.
- And I think he does too.
Well, isn't that what you want
when you're working
with someone creatively?
Like, a connection?
Yes!
[SCOFFS] Thank you for saying that.
- You're right.
- Right?
We're flirting while working.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. We're "flirking."
Oh, that is so cute!
- "Flirking!"
- [CHUCKLES]
Yeah. Do you flirk
with anyone at the gallery?
Oh yeah, the cute young
guys who hang the art.
All of us do. Oh, that reminds me.
Tomorrow, the retrospective opens.
- Are you coming?
- Yeah. I'm definitely coming.
- [LOTION SQUELCHING]
- [LELA] This dude is coming a lot.
Well, the artist says exactly
3.4 centimeters of ejaculate.
I guess they came more in the '80s?
That looks good.
That looks like the template.
Kai, are you ready?
Yes. [SIGHS]
Good thing I have
a master's in art history.
Ah. Why was this work so important?
Agreed. "Emperor's New Condom"?
Context, ladies.
This was created
by a woman artist in the '80s,
a time pre-Lena Dunham
when women were not celebrated
for being this messy.
Okay, done.
I hope someone took a
photo of me holding the jizz bag
- to send to my surgeon parents.
- [ANASTASIA CHUCKLES]
Ooh. The template says six inches
from where the naked model will be,
but I feel like
that looks more like four.
Girl, you are singing my song.
Oh! Oh, God.
- Kai, can I have your hand?
- [LELA] Are you okay?
Uh, I I feel I think
I think my vertigo is back. Oh, no.
I didn't think vertigo was real.
You know, like Epstein-Barr.
Oh, it's a real thing.
I had it last year.
I had to take to my bed.
I'm I'm okay. It's subsiding.
- Are you sure?
- [CHARLOTTE EXHALES SHARPLY]
Because if you need to lie down,
there's room next to the used condom.
- I would sooner die.
- [LELA AND KAI LAUGH]
[CHUCKLING] Hi!
I didn't expect to see you today.
- And you brought a suitcase.
- It's my emotional baggage.
[LAUGHING] Come on in.
I was in the car on the way
back from the airport,
and I thought, "Why not stop and see
that amazing Miranda person
for a kiss and a quick drink?"
Oh!
[MIRANDA MOANING SOFTLY]
There's the kiss. Now, for the drink.
Uh, how was Montreal?
A little bit chilly, but lovely.
Now, this is Ungava gin,
a personal favorite of mine
and impossible to find
without crossing the Canadian border.
- And I would like to leave it here.
- Ah!
I should point out, that's a big step.
I've never left gin
at a girlfriend's place before.
- Sure.
- [CHUCKLES] Do you have tonic?
Uh, no. No, I don't.
Oh, my God, you don't drink.
I forgot. Oh, for forgive me.
[LAUGHING] No, no, no. Don't be silly.
Of course, you can leave your gin here.
I'm I'm flattered I'm your first.
- Are you sure?
- U-Uh, so sure.
It's not a big deal.
I'm just not drinking now.
Anyway, always hated gin.
- Okay, good. All the more for me.
- [LAUGHING]
Funny how life works out sometimes.
[SIGHS] You you want some ice?
- Yes, please.
- Okay!
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
Oh, my gosh.
It's 7:20.
7:20, morning or evening?
Evening.
Oh, that was a good nap.
[CARRIE SIGHS]
I got ten minutes
to get myself together
and go downstairs.
- For what?
- [CARRIE SIGHS]
Our writing session.
[SIGHS]
- Oh, right.
- Mm.
How long you gonna be gone? An hour?
Oh, gosh. Longer.
How much longer?
Mm
Hours? I don't know.
- Takes time.
- Okay, got it.
Hey, what do ya
what do ya got to eat?
Um, not a lot.
I was gonna go to the market earlier
but we spent the afternoon
doing other things!
- Worth it!
- Hey, you know what?
Why don't you go to that place
down the block that we love?
- Oh, man.
- What's wrong?
Oh. [SCOFFS]
Nothing from Wyatt.
Not even a reply
to the five texts I sent him.
No surprise there, I just
I thought he, you know
I don't know what I thought.
Okay, what's going on?
Just he Go.
We we can talk about it later.
Talk about what later?
[GROANING]
When he came back from Outward Bound,
he announced that from now on,
he wanted to live with Kathy.
Yeah.
The fuck did I do?
Well, what does that mean,
"From now on"?
It means from now on, he's there.
I mean, Homer, he's at
his cousins' for a month,
and I'm sittin' down there alone.
And I thought,
"Fuck, I don't have to be here.
I got a life in New York."
So, I I threw my shit
into bags and I left.
So, that's why you can be here
for more than two days.
Why did he decide to move
into Kathy's, do you think?
Oh, he loves her more.
[CLICKING TONGUE] Don't say that.
Then, I
I don't know.
I I don't fucking know.
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
[AIDAN] It would ruin our afternoon.
How'd I wind up the bad guy?
Alright, I'm gonna cancel with Duncan,
and then we go to dinner.
No [SIGHS]
- You sure?
- Yeah, I'm sure.
I'll text him now.
Okay.
[HEAVY BREATHING AND MOANING]
I'm I'm close. Are
- Go on.
- Are you?
[PANTING] Go.
- [SEEMA MOANING]
- Go, baby. Go.
[MOANING LOUDLY]
[ORGASMIC MOANING]
Oh, my God! [MOANING]
[ADAM MOANING]
- [SEEMA CONTINUES MOANING]
- [LIPS SMACKING]
[SIGHS]
Wow.
[ADAM CHUCKLES]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
What is happening here?
[BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING]
- We're laughing.
- Wha
I've never laughed after sex. Have you?
- Only when I'm alone.
- [SNORTING]
[BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING]
Who are you?
- Oh, I'm Adam, nice to meet you.
- Mm-hmm. Mm.
Did you come?
Not yet.
But
I have all night. [SIGHS]
- Oh! [LAUGHING]
- [ADAM MOANS LIGHTLY]
Ah, yes!
- Oh! Oh!
- Ooh!
- Mm.
- [SEEMA LAUGHING]
- Oh, that was good. Mm.
- [SEEMA MOANING]
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
[HERBERT MOANS]
What the [GROANING]
- Good morning.
- [SIGHS, CHUCKLES]
- [SIGHS]
- You're just so damn sexy.
I am?
[LISA] Mm.
I want you inside me.
- Mm.
- Before coffee?
- Oh.
- [LISA MOANING]
You're so hot.
Is it my birthday?
- [CHUCKLES]
- Put it in me.
Okay, babe baby, baby.
- [LISA MOANING]
- Baby. [CHUCKLING]
- Hmm?
- I kinda gotta pee.
Can I go pee? I'll be right back.
- Okay.
- It's just it's early, you know?
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
Okay, look
[PANTING] I'm hot, right?
Mm.
- Hold that thought.
- [WHISPERING] Holding.
I'll be right back.
Be right back.
[HERBERT SIGHS]
Ooh. [SIGHS]
- [TOILET SEAT CLACKING]
- [HERBERT URINATING]
- [LISA SIGHS]
- Hey, baby, can we add toilet paper
to the shopping list?
[URINATING CONTINUES]
And we gotta get, uh,
Gabby's favorite seltzer thing.
She won't stop talking about it.
- [TOILET FLUSHING]
- I'll go after work.
[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]
[RIPPING LOUDLY]
Mm.
[SLURPING]
[WITH MOUTH FULL]
Mm. I love papaya. [CHUCKLES]
And the hardest thing is to try
to find one that's ripe.
But this [LIPS SMACKING] um, mm.
This one's perfect.
Would you like some?
I'm fine. I'm fine with my
usual everyday kale salad,
no croutons, dressing on the side.
[MARION CHUCKLES]
Yeah, I just couldn't
bring myself to order
another boring salad.
Not not that
your salad's boring, I just
- wanted something different.
- Hmm.
You ever just want something different?
Nope.
- Never?
- No.
- Okay. [CHUCKLES]
- I'm fine with what I have.
[LISA CHUCKLES]
You know, I was thinking
about you last night.
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
- You were?
- About you and me.
[WITH MOUTH FULL]
What were you thinking
- about you and me?
- [CHUCKLES]
Just how we're always in here together.
- Yeah.
- Talking about how we're gonna get
Michelle Obama to do your series.
- Yeah. [CHUCKLES]
- [MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY]
Oh yeah, we are always in here talking.
- Uh-huh.
- Just talking.
And I think that you should
come with me to a screening
of Naima Ramos' new doc.
No, definitely not. I'm busy.
Okay, but I never told you
when it was, so
Oh, right, sure, sorry.
It's just that most nights,
I'm I'm really busy,
or with my children.
- Y-Yeah.
- But when is it?
Tonight, at 7:00.
[WITH MOUTH FULL]
Oh, well then, definitely not.
'Cause I have my friend's
gallery opening.
And it wouldn't be right
if I went to a movie with you.
Hey, hey, hey, you know.
Meaning, I made a promise to her.
I I made a promise.
I get that. It It's just that
her new project's being
produced by the Obamas
and they're gonna have one of
their development executives there.
And I know her, and I would
love to introduce you two.
Wow.
[SALSA MUSIC PLAYING]
- [SIGHING] Hi.
- Mommy!
Don't hate me.
I have to go right back out.
I have a work thing.
Weren't we supposed to go to dinner,
and then go to Charlotte's
gallery opening?
Yes, but now I have a work thing.
Wow. Choosing work over
You? I am not choosing work over you.
- Why would you even say that?
- [HERBERT] I wouldn't.
I was talking about Charlotte.
Oh. Uh, yeah.
I already feel bad,
don't make me feel worse.
Did you get my pink seltzer?
No, baby. I didn't have time.
I I have a a work thing.
Um, a movie that Mommy has to see.
- Why?
- That's a good question, Gabby.
Yeah, why?
[WITH MOUTH FULL]
What does that even mean?
I'm just asking a question.
To trap someone from the
Obamas' production company
into talking to Michelle
about being in my series.
And that's an answer.
It's a work thing.
I'm not even changing clothes.
That's how much I don't even
care about looking good tonight.
- Any more questions?
- What about my pink seltzer?
I'll get some tomorrow,
because tonight
- You have a work thing.
- Yeah.
- [KISS SMACKING] Mm, I love you.
- Love you.
- Ooh, and I love you, too!
- Enjoy your work thing.
Hey. What's better for tonight?
Number one or two?
Uh, I think blue shirt
number one is perfect
for dinner and an art opening.
Blue shirt number one it is.
Seriously, what's in all the bags?
Oh, um, tube socks.
[CHUCKLING] And?
More tube socks.
[CARRIE CHUCKLES]
- Permission to cross the border?
- Mm-mm.
Permission denied.
[AIDAN CHUCKLES]
Hey, why don't we invite Dunkin' Donuts
- to dinner with us tonight?
- And why would we do that?
- Be neighborly.
- Mm-mm. I don't think so.
It's not that kind of neighborhood.
Well, we're living in the same house,
and I don't even know him.
Yeah, I don't even know him.
Really. I know nothing about him.
It's just it's just
all about our books.
You know nothin' about him?
That's right. We just talk about work.
Hmm. I find that hard to believe.
- Well, believe it.
- So, what?
You two just sit there
and look at each other
and say, what, "Page 22 sucks"?
That's exactly right. "Page 22 sucks."
That is our that is our
relationship in a nutshell.
And I would prefer to keep it
that way, so please,
please, no no "Mr. Rogers'
Neighborhood" needed, really.
Alright?
So, put on blue shirt number two
and let's get a move on.
You just said blue shirt number one.
I changed my mind.
How we doin' on time?
Oh, the gallery's just
around the corner.
Thank you, sir.
[ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, my God!
- [SEEMA LAUGHING]
- Did that just happen?
I thought I'd seen everything.
Now, I've seen everything.
I've seen people clip
their toenails on the subway.
I've even seen a woman squat
to pee on 6th Avenue, but that
at least those are basic necessities.
So is deodorant, you could argue.
Well, you you could.
But I wouldn't, 'cause I never
touch the stuff.
Hmm? You don't use deodorant?
Nope. [LIPS POPPING]
I don't believe in it.
Yeah, I use a rock crystal.
Mm-hmm. Baking soda free.
Not tested on animals, it's unscented,
- all natural ingredients.
- Oh, God.
I can't be with someone
who says stuff like that.
You should've told me
about this crystal shit
before we even got involved.
Okay, well, you tell me.
How do I smell?
Yeah, good, right?
And, you know, last night,
when I was all up
in your armpit business
- Oh, my God.
- Look, I loved it.
But I was tasting you with
a side of aluminum zirconium.
But that which is cool,
if that's your thing.
It's definitely my thing.
I would die without it.
Wow, sounds like you have a complicated
relationship with your roll-on.
It's not complicated at all.
We love each other.
I actually have a little travel size
in my purse right now.
And I'm not traveling.
- Here you go, Mr. Karma.
- Mm.
Thank you.
- Your last name is Karma?
- Mm-hmm.
Yeah, my mother legally changed
our name in seventh grade.
She wanted my sister and me
to always remember
what's most important.
- Your name is Adam Karma?
- Mm-hmm.
You should have told me
about that earlier as well.
[POP MUSIC PLAYING IN GALLERY]
[SEEMA] See this?
This would be my life
if I stopped wearing deodorant.
And this would be a bad thing?
Aidan? You wear deodorant, right?
Oh yeah. I rock a classic Speed Stick.
- [MIMICS SLASHING]
- Yep, I knew I smelled
my seventh-grade J.V. coach.
- [AIDAN CHUCKLES]
- See, here's the thing.
I'm not digging in a garden all day.
You're supposed to smell
a little funky.
- I do bring the funk. Yeah.
- I'm from the business world.
I'm supposed to smell a little
Not human?
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
Hey, bro, when you're digging
around that garden,
you must have met the cat
who lives under Carrie.
What's he like?
He's a meanie.
And what do you know about him?
Total meanie.
[AIDAN] Hm.
[CARRIE]
"I've spent my entire adult life
"haunted by the illusive
concept of Happiness.
"Is Happiness a myth? A gift?
A skill to master?
Welcome to my version of
Happily Ever After." Hmm.
So, happiness is an iPad
and a cleaning lady?
- I totally concur.
- [CARRIE AND CHARLOTTE CHUCKLE]
I think it's interesting.
You know, the different versions
- of us as we evolve.
- [CARRIE] Mm-hmm.
I mean, just look at us now,
compared to, say, the '80s.
I mean, think about
the things we let go of,
and the things we hold on to.
Oh, my gosh, CASE IN POINT: this belt.
Um, got it in 1989 at Charivari
- Aw. Aw.
- [SING-SONG] on 72nd Street ♪
Forget the '80s.
Look at me now versus me last year.
I'm in totally different head space.
- That's true.
- Like, Joy asked
if she could leave
a bottle of gin at my house.
And it got me thinking maybe
and bear with me,
don't go off the deep end.
- Mm-hmm?
- Okay?
Maybe I'm not an alcoholic.
Maybe I'm just alcohol-ish?
I am not familiar with that term.
Well, looking back, and you
guys have known me forever,
I haven't always been an alcoholic.
- True.
- Okay.
And I think the main reason
I started drinking so much
was that I was unhappy
in my marriage, my career.
I was questioning my sexuality.
Yeah, well, I I understand
questioning your sexuality
but, um, questioning
your alcoholism?
Well, I'm just thinking
that maybe I over corrected.
Maybe I'm the kind of person
who occasionally enjoys a cocktail
with her girlfriend
at the end of the day.
Well, hey, listen. [CHUCKLES LIGHTLY]
You know way more about
this topic than either of us, but
So, are you saying
that you've never discussed
any of this with Joy?
I mean, she knows
I don't drink, obviously.
But right now, things with us are so
easy and fun.
Sitting her down to say
[IN DEEP VOICE]
"Joy, I have an announcement.
I'm an alcoholic"
[IN NORMAL VOICE] just seems
like it would be such a buzz kill.
Well, you know, maybe don't
[IN DEEP VOICE] use that voice.
[CHUCKLES] I'm having fun.
Do I have to be defined
by my darkest chapter?
But you've worked so hard to get here.
Maybe Joy could handle knowing that.
Yeah. But it's so not sexy.
- [CARRIE] Hmm.
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God, here it comes again.
- [CARRIE] Oh, whoa.
Oh, the whole the whole
oh, the whole room's spinning,
it's definitely
- [CARRIE] Oh, my God.
- Oh. Yep.
- My my vertigo is definitely back.
- [CARRIE] Oh.
- I I'm just gonna go over here, and
- [CARRIE] Okay.
And sit down and do
that Epley maneuver thing.
- [MIRANDA] Yeah, yeah.
- [CARRIE] Oh, oh, oh.
- Let's just go slow. Go slow.
- I got you. You're okay.
This show's primary goal
is to raise my gallery's
presence on TikTok.
Sadly, that's where
the art business is.
Ugh! Do you have any
of the queer masters?
A a Haring? A a Basquiat?
[COUGHING] Yes, I do.
Something large-scale, for my son?
I have large-scale.
Mama, my bedroom is small.
I don't have room for large-scale.
I also have medium-scale.
Yesterday, I looked
at a few lofts for you.
I also have Warhol and Hockney.
I don't need a loft.
My apartment is fine.
Besides, I'm never there.
I sleep most nights
at Anthony's apartment.
Yes. Small and old.
[GIUSEPPE] You've never been there.
I wasn't talking about the apartment.
Ascoltami, mamma.
Faresti meglio a fermare
tutto questo. Perchè lo amo.
I I I speak a little Italian,
and I did catch, "you love him."
Love who? Warhol or Hockney?
Anthony. I love Anthony.
Well, that brings the total number
of naked women I've seen in bed to one.
Oh, Mark, take me away
from all this nonsense.
Show me something
substantial that will last.
I hear you, Gianna.
I swear, she wants me dead.
I was followed by a car last night.
I had to duck into a bodega.
I'm pretty sure
it was a failed mob hit.
She's not trying to have you killed.
Well, maybe not me,
but she is definitely trying
to kill our relationship.
What does that woman have against me?
She doesn't even know me.
So, stop imagining you're a marked man,
and let her meet you.
Invite her to your home. Cook for her.
Cook for her? Yes!
I'm undeniable in the kitchen!
Just the two of you.
Just the two of us.
[MIRANDA] What are you thinking?
I'm thinking, what is that woman
lying face down thinking?
- "Beats working in Starbucks."
- [AIDAN AND CARRIE CHUCKLE]
I'm gonna go to the loo. Hold this.
Okay.
[ADAM] What did I say?
- [JOY] Hello there.
- Hello!
[GUESTS CHATTERING]
[CHARLOTTE] No, Miranda, no, no. Oh no.
Miranda! Don't!
Oh.
- Oh!
- [CROWD GASPS]
- [MODEL] What the fuck?
- [CARRIE] Oh, my God!
Oh! Oh, I I am so sorry.
I have vertigo.
Is that even a real thing?
- Yes, it's a real thing!
- Here, hon.
- Up, up, up, up.
- [SCOFFS]
- You okay?
- Oh, God, yeah.
Oh, my God.
- Oh! Oh, sweetie.
- [MIRANDA] Ugh.
Yeah, definitely too much cum.
Ugh! Oh, yuck! [GASPS]
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUSICIAN] [ON MOVIE SCREEN] When
we played together, it was electric.
[JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]
She and her piano.
Me and my horn.
[MARION] Hmm.
[MUSICIAN] The vibe
between us was magnetic.
- I have to leave.
- Wait, what?
Oh no, but what
what about Michelle Obama?
I have kids, they need seltzer.
W-What?
Okay, okay. Yeah.
[MUSICIAN] It's like I
knew what she was doing
right before she did it.
We were undeniable together.
- Oh, I yeah. Excuse me.
- Mm-hmm.
[WHISPERING] Ow! That's my foot.
[WHISPERING] So sorry.
[CHARLOTTE] [ON PHONE]
Is everything okay?
It's gone past "flirking," Charlotte.
It's now flirting!
What what does that mean?
Did did he oh.
Did he make a pass at you?
His leg touched my leg,
and not at work.
I played with fire!
I feel like the worst wife and mother.
- [PHONE BUZZING]
- Hold on.
Oh, my God, it's him.
He's calling me. What should I do?
Um, I I don't know.
An answer it.
- You didn't do anything wrong.
- [PHONE CONTINUES BUZZING]
I love you, and, uh, good luck.
[CHUCKLES LIGHTLY]
Okay, bye.
Hi, Marion. Uh, it's not a good time.
Lisa, I'm I'm with Terry Kirk
right now from Higher Ground.
She's disappointed you had to leave,
but I'm gonna hand
the phone to her now.
Lisa, hello. Terry Kirk.
Marion has been talking my
ear off about your new project.
Tell me about it.
Hi, Terry.
Yes, it's a ten-part docuseries about
Black women trailblazers
who made historic firsts, like, uh
[AUTUMN] [ON TABLET] I
can't believe I came on "Bi-Bingo"
and got stuck with a dud!
And she knew exactly
what she was giving me.
Jodi, if you're fucking watching this,
you're a dumb bitch.
I don't care.
And you look bad in yellow. I'm sorry.
[CONTESTANT 1] Obviously,
it was very steamy and sexual.
[CONTESTANT 2] Mm. Me too.
[CONTESTANT 1] I just, like, don't
know what Jodi could be bringing
that I'm not giving,
'cause I feel like I'm
como se dice, "the full
package," you know?
[CONTESTANT 2] Jodi brings flexibility.
[CONTESTANT 1] Okay. So, maybe
I will be playing Bingo
with someone else tonight,
just because, like, you know, like,
I want you to be able to experience
whatever the hell you're telling me.
Um, and I, like, really don't
want any personal, so
[CONTESTANT 2] There's no need to
I mean, I still want to Bingo with you.
[CONTESTANT 1] Right.
Like, I'm, like not in the options.
[MIRANDA SIGHS]
[CONTESTANT 2] I'm
definitely in love with Emily.
We have gone through so much together.
It's really intense.
But the sex with Jodi
is insane, like, all of it.
[PRODUCER] Wow, what
do you like about Jodi?
[CONTESTANT 2 SIGHS]
Jodi just brings this energy
where you don't know
if you're gonna get your hair pulled
or your hamstring pulled. It's like
So, she does this thing where
she likes to take some bling,
and I, honestly
I'm not here for it.
You know what I mean?
Like, we can get it on, or you can go.
That's it, so it's one
of the two, Amber.
It's not both. I I wasn't ready
[CONTESTANT 1] You know what,
you know what, you know what?
It's okay. I, uh
like, so what that we weren't
each other's first choice.
I think that, in the end,
um, we we picked each other.
And I I mean, that's what
happens in life, right?
- You you move through it.
- [MIRANDA SIGHS]
[CONTESTANT 2] I mean
[CONTESTANT 1] But
who the fuck was your first?
[CONTESTANT 2] It
it was Jodi. It was Jodi.
I I have to be honest.
Uh, it just
I mean, it's hard.
Like, being in this house
[GRUNTING]
[BOTTLE CLATTERING]
[BOTTLE SHATTERING]
["TAKE A BITE"
BY BEABADOOBEE PLAYING]
[CARRIE] After what
seemed like forever,
the woman felt happiness
had arrived at her doorstep.
Remarkably and quite unexpected,
like a magnificent red bird
which suddenly appears in the garden.
You hold your breath
and remain very still.
Not wanting it to fly away again.
sync & corrections awaqeded
Indulging in situations ♪
That are fabricated imaginations ♪
Moments that cease to exist ♪
Only wanna fix it
with a kiss on the lips ♪
But I think I might ♪
Take a bite ♪
I wanted to see the world in color ♪
Through your eyes
and through your mind ♪
I think that I like
to sit and wonder ♪
Through the night ♪
I think I might ♪
Wanna do it all over again ♪
Moving backwards ♪
Some things get in the way ♪
I wanted to see the world in color ♪
Through the night ♪
I think I might ♪
Wanna do it all over again ♪