The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s03e08 Episode Script

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Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I got to be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
Ah, I do wish that snow
would fall more neatly
and now drop
all over everywhere.
Ooh. I wish snow would
fall in the summer
when it's warmer.
I wish we could stop
for a small smackerel.
Eww!
Hi, everybody!
Seen any fun laying around
waiting to happen?
In case you haven't
noticed, Tigger,
we happen to be working.
Work? Ha. Why, I don't even
know the meaning of the word.
I really must say this work
is a great deal of work.
Ah. It's true.
If only there were
some kind of something
to help us clear this snow.
Hmm.
Sounds like an idea
whose time has passed.
Never fear, long ears.
I'm just the tigger
to invent that some kind
of something for you.
The only thing
you can invent, Tigger,
is excuses for not working.
Huh. The accepting
of challenges
is one of the things
us tiggers do the best.
Why, I'll invent something
the likes of which
nobody's ever seen,
or my name isn't Tigger.
I'm very worried, Pooh.
Tigger hasn't been
out of his house
for seven whole days now.
Actually, Piglet,
I believe it has been
closer to a week.
I wonder what he's
doing in there.
He's inventing
in there, that's what.
And keep your voices down.
You're derailing
my train of though.
I'm certain, if we
ask very politely,
Tigger will come out.
Please do no knock, ring bell,
or otherwise disturb the genius.
Or perhaps
we should have mentioned
that it's a beautiful spring day
and we're going on a picnic.
And P.S., no time
for picanics.
Aw. Poor Tigger has been
in there all winter.
And spring.
And now all summer, too.
Uh, did we mention winter?
This has gone on much too long.
I'll get him out if I have to
Ah, just in time to hear me
announce my announcement.
My invention is invented!
Behold the dawn of a new error.
Bet you never seen
anything like that before.
Well, uh, no, Tigger,
I can't say that I have.
Mm, not recently.
What exactly is it, Tigger?
What is it? Hoo hoo hoo!
I don't know, Tigger.
That's why I asked.
Perhaps you'd like
a little demonstration?
No more back-breaking
work for long ears.
Not with this one-of-a-kind
kind of invention.
Just watch how handily
it handles these vegebibbles.
And better than don't,
this isn't all
my invention can do.
No more climbing
honey trees for Pooh,
not with my invention
bringing honey trees to you.
I don't think it will
fit into my cupboard.
Oh, my.
Yipe!
Hoo! If you think
that's something,
wait till you see
how it house cleans.
Oh, dear.
Why, that floor's so clean,
you can eat off it.
Yes. I suppose I'll have to.
Tigger, your invention is
No, no, no, bunny boy.
I got no time
for a lot of mushy-gushy
thank-you-very-muches
because I feel another
invention coming on.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
This meeting is to decide
what to do about we-know-who.
I don't believe
I know who. Do you?
I don't think it's you, Pooh.
Then is it you who's who?
Tigger, that's who.
Oh, I'm glad Rabbit knew.
Me, too.
Now, if we might continue,
I don't know how you feel,
but speaking for myself,
that invention is a menace,
a disaster!
We've got to get rid of it!
All in favor say aye. Aye.
- I
- The ayes have it.
Suggestion approved.
I think I know.
Is it Tigger who's who?
Tigger, I just want to say
Thank you. Thank you
from the bottom
of my stripety heart.
If it hadn't have
been for you guys,
I never would have started
inventing inventions.
And thanks to your
encouraging remarks,
I've taken
the inventing of inventions
to new depths.
I present my new improved
invention to end all inventions!
Oh, dear.
Uh, what does it do now, Tigger?
I'm glad you asked, buddy bear,
because that's the beauty
of this baby. Hoo hoo!
It'll do this,
and it's a whiz at doing that.
But don't forget how well
it does this and that.
Why, this thing's
so super-incredibibble,
it's inventing
its own inventions.
Oh, d-dear.
Oh, my!
I must be a bigger
genius than I thought.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Oh, d-d-dear!
Why, Pigalet,
I think it likes you.
Oh, my!
That's it, bunny boy. Hoo hoo!
Take one of them home with you.
Ohh! Ohh!
Keep it, Pooh Bear,
with my compliments.
How gratifrying to see
satisfried customers.
- Help!
- Help me!
- Oh!
- Please!
Oh. At least I've gotten away
from Tigger's, uh, friends.
Come in.
Oh, bother!
Shoo! Go away!
Get out of here!
Oh, my.
Oh, p-please go away
and leave me alone,
l-l-little inventions.
Tigger, we know you're in there,
so you might as well come out.
I wish I could, bunny boy,
but I'm kind of busy
at the whoo!
Not a bath. Anything
but a b-b-bath!
Help!
Take no prisoners!
The little guys got carried away
and carried me away.
Tigger, this thing
has caused nothing but
trouble from the start.
Oh, I guess you're
right.
My inventions have been
messing things up.
I'm just a flat-out,
outright, downright failure.
I'll never be able to show
my handsome face again.
TTFG:
Ta-ta for good.
We can't let him not show
his handsome face ever again.
Don't worry, Pooh Bear.
We'll talk Tigger out
when he calms down a bit.
Oh, well, we'd better get home.
It's getting late,
and this snow is getting heavier.
Hello?
Is anyone out there?
It's me: Piglet.
If you have a few moments,
I'd be very grateful
if you saved my life.
There's nothing
to worry about, Piglet.
Pooh and I are here.
He's stuck till spring.
Or perhaps we could help
if we had help?
Well, I'd like to help you,
but I've only been moping
for three days now,
and I figure I'm just
getting started.
Then we'll have
to dig him out ourselves.
This is all your fault.
And I ought to know
because I made you.
Guess I'd better get it back
before it makes somebody's
life unlivibibble.
Uh, well, it's a start.
What's that?
It sounds like
Oh, no! It is!
It's Tigger's
destruction on wheels!
Yaah!
Once I get it home,
I can go back
to being depressed.
Oh, thank you
for digging me out.
Actually, Piglet, we didn't.
It was
My invention is
gone.
There, there,
Tigger. It gave its all to save Piglet.
If your invention
hadn't dug me out,
I could have been stuck
for a very long time.
Well, of course
it saved Pigalet. Hoo.
I built it to clear snow
in the first place. Didn't I?
Yes, Tigger, you did.
And it cleared that snow
right up. Didn't it?
It certainly did, Tigger.
So it's oblivious
what I got to do next.
It is?
I'm gonna invent
another invention.
It'll be stupendious,
colossical,
and did I mention monumentous?
Oh, my.
It'll be so incredibibble,
so unbelievabibble,
why, even I won't believe it.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Thank you, Pooh.
Oh, it's so very nice of you
to go out of your way
to help us.
Why, you're very welcome, Kanga.
But exactly where is it
I'm going?
Why, you're not
going anywhere, Pooh.
You're babysitting the boys
while Owl and I go somewhere.
Why do they call it babysitting?
We're not babies.
It is most patronizing.
It reminds me of the time
Hoo, yes.
The care of children
is life's most important task.
Isn't that right, young Dexter?
Oh, indubitably, Cousin Owl.
Come on, Dexter.
Be good now, children,
and pay attention to Pooh Bear.
We will, Mom.
Hoo, it's so nice
to see Cousin Dexter
with a playmate his own age.
Oh.
Well, it is much easier
to put things back
if they're somewhere else first.
We're sorry, Pooh Bear.
We'll be delighted to assist
in any recuperative
maintenance you may require.
Uh, no, thank you.
Just help me clean up,
then perhaps we should pay
a visit to Christopher Robin.
He has a much larger
house to untidy.
And you can be
the more delighted
to see one another there.
You got here just in time, Pooh.
I've been working
very hard on this.
It's my very first
science project.
You know, for a science project,
it looks very much like
a box with holes in it.
Silly old bear.
The science isn't the box.
It's what's inside the box.
Christopher Robin,
would you please come down here
and finish your homework?
Okay, Mom.
I'll be back as soon as I can.
Let's peek inside and see
what science looks like.
Oh, d-d-dear.
What if it doesn't like
being looked at?
I'm certain it would
prove most edifying.
Wow!
So that's a science project.
It's outside,
only it's inside.
Hmm. But what's
inside this inside outside?
It's a gasp bug!
Yipes!
Hooray! We save Christopher
Robin's science project.
What about my science project?
Heh heh. We saved it.
There was a big old bug in it.
But we evicted it posthaste.
Yeah, then we got rid of it.
But that bug
was my science project.
If I don't have a bug,
the whole thing will be ruined.
Ha ha! Don't worry,
Christopher Robin. Ha ha!
We're even better
at catching bugs
than losing them.
Thanks, guys.
But, Pooh Bear,
where would a bug,
being a bug, be?
I don't know, Piglet.
I'm not a bug.
Aw, hoo hoo, any bug
worthy of the name
is usually bugging Rabbit.
Go, go, go, go.
All right,
you thieving pipsqueaks,
I know you're out there.
Aha! I'm going to get
every one of you bugs
If it's the last thing I do.
Retreat! Fall out!
Why, you were right, Tigger.
Rabbit seems to have
a great many bugs.
We'd better grab one before
old long ears flattens them all.
Come out and fight
like, well, like bugs.
Hiya, bunny boy.
We need a bug.
You got one to spare?
A bug? What for?
Don't you know the only
good bug is, well,
there aren't any good bugs.
Please, Rabbit.
Yes. Without a bug,
Christopher Robin's
science project
will be most unscientific.
Fine. Grab any bug
you like.
I have an entire garden
full right here.
Looks like they
bugged out on you.
What will we do now?
Hunt them own like the dastardly
little crawlies that they are.
Tigger, can Dexter
and I go, too?
Yes. As the ones who inspired
the insect's escape,
we share primary responsibility
for his replacement.
Nope.
Bug hunting is too dangerous
for kid types.
Dangerous? Oh, dear.
Pooh will keep us
safe on the quest,
won't you, Pooh?
Of course I will.
What's a quest?
Out of the question.
You'll just have to stay
behind with Pooh
where you'll be safe.
And I suppose
I'll have to go along,
or Christopher Robin
will never get another bug.
Hmm.
Bug hunting.
Of all the silly ideas.
Oh, dear. How can we
correct our error
if we can't accompany
the bug hunting expedition?
I have an idea.
See you, Pooh.
See you, Roo.
Uh, see you where, Roo?
Where it's safe, Pooh.
We're not going bug hunting.
We're going bug meeting.
Oh. That's nice.
Oh, bother. I don't think
I can babysit Roo and Dexter
without Roo and Dexter.
I'd better go bug meeting, too,
whatever that is.
I don't believe I encountered
this part of the Wood before,
Roo.
Me, neither.
Perhaps Tigger was right about
bug hunting being dangerous.
I don't think
it's the hunting part
that we have to worry about.
It's finding our way home
afterwards.
It sure is spooky out here.
Hoo, losing our way is, I fear,
the consequence of misleading
our appointed guardian.
I guess you're right.
But we do owe
Christopher Robin a bug.
Oh, boy.
Yum yum. Eat 'em up.
And all we got is lost.
We may be temporarily misplaced,
but at least we won't go hungry.
Wait a minute.
Where's our lunch?
Yummy.
And I'm really hungry, too.
I wonder if we should
ever see our companions
or another meal again.
Poor little guys.
What are we going to do?
Aah!
Look. A bug.
We found one after all.
I do so hope he's friendly.
And he found our lunch.
Hey, Mr. Bug,
won't you join us?
Oh, boy!
Thank you.
All we need now
is to find our way home.
I'm afraid the
mathematical probabilities
of anyone coming to our
rescue are astronomical.
Hello, Roo. Hello, Dexter.
I'm sure glad Pooh Bear
doesn't know anything
about, uh,
grammatical probables.
Indubitably.
How nice. You met a bug.
A big bug.
Won't Christopher Robin
be happy.
Dexter, if we take him back,
they'll put him
in that dark old box
maybe forever.
Oh, how discomforting.
But Christopher Robin did say
that his science project
was extremely important.
My. This looks far more
like bug hunting
than bug meeting to me.
Right, buddy bear.
We're up here
working on "stragety."
- Tigger.
- And Piglet and Rabbit.
Never. Never again.
He's huge.
I'm going to have the
best science project
in the whole class.
Uh, Christopher Robin.
Yes, Roo?
He's kind of our friend.
Yes. And we wish to know
if he will have to remain
a science project forever.
Don't worry, guys.
As soon as I show him
in school tomorrow,
I'll let him go.
Really?
That's great!
Just what I need:
Another bug,
and such a hungry one.
- Goodbye.
- Good luck.
Goodbye.
Uh-uh.
Hold it right there.
Huh-uh. Uh-uh.
No, no, no.
Aww.
Wow!
Do you know what Dexter
and I think, Pooh?
Why, no, Roo.
I don't believe I do.
We agree that you are
a most proficient babysitter.
Indubitably.