Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! (2004) s03e10 Episode Script
Big Lug
Where are they?
Where could they be hiding?
They've got to be around here somewhere.
We haven't checked the inner core yet
Or the laundry room.
Yeah, sure.
Can we just get this over with?
Come on, guys.
-Going somewhere?
-Aah!
-Tag!
-Ugh!
-Gotcha, Otto!
-Oh!
Hold still, Gibson. I'll make it quick.
[BEEPS]
Quick to lose, I should say.
-Ha! You missed me, Antauri.
-Did I?
-Oh, how did you--
-[BEEPS]
GIBSON: Oh, drat.
Your team wins again, Antauri.
That's 346 games to 4.
Wow, you guys are getting pretty good.
That's because they got Antauri
on their team.
This game's getting old, you know.
I wish we had some real excitement.
[CRASH]
[CHITTERING]
[THEME SONG PLAYING]
CHIRO: While exploring
the outskirts of the city,
I discovered an abandoned Super Robot.
It was then my life was transformed
by the mysterious Power Primate.
The Robot Monkeys were awakened,
and I, Chiro, made their leader.
Our quest: Save Shuggazoom City
from the evils of the Skeleton King.
SINGERS:
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce go! ♪
Fighting any evil,
They are Shuggazoom's hope ♪
Super Robot Monkey
Hyperforce go! ♪
Defeating any foe ♪
ANTAURI:
Antauri.
SPARX:
Sparx.
GIBSON:
Gibson.
NOVA:
Nova.
OTTO:
Otto.
CHIRO:
Chiro!
SINGERS:
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce go! ♪
If you need a hero,
That's a name you should know ♪
Super Robot Monkey
Hyperforce go! ♪
Come on with us
Let's go! ♪
[MONKEYS CHITTER]
Who are you? What do you want?
[LAUGHS]
No. The question is:
What do you want, Chiro?
What? Real blasters?
What's going on here, Antauri?
There is more to this invasion
than meets the eye.
Hyah!
Boom boom wake-up!
You've boarded the wrong Super Robot.
Oh!
Try invading there again,
you mutated goons.
Energy saw strike!
So what are these guys supposed to be?
Intergalactic space pirates?
I'm seeing it, but I'm not believing it.
[LAUGHING]
[HISSES]
We want some answers here.
What's going on? Why did you invade us?
[LAUGHING]
Yow!
[CHITTERING]
Here, squirrelly, squirrelly, squirrel!
-No, Otto!
-We don't know what we're dealing with.
NOVA:
Otto!
What?
Things just keep getting
stranger and stranger.
Like the time on Narvon 3
when that brain snail
crawled into my ear, remember?
I started seeing all those
dancing lobsters.
Follow me. I know another way around.
[CHITTERS]
Hey, fella.
You don't have to run. We won't hurt you.
Otto, that's an alien.
Aw, that's not good for digestion,
Mr. Furry Legs.
Otto, no!
[ROARS]
Aah!
[CHITTERING]
Aah!
Lady tomahawk!
[GRUNTING]
Whoa!
Whoa!
[ROARS]
Oof!
[LAUGHING]
Okay, Antauri, am I losing it or what?
Perhaps we're all losing it.
What are we doing
on the observation deck, Gibson?
Observe for yourself.
[GASPS]
I felt the robot's servogyros shift
and came to the conclusion
we were suspended in space.
Speak monkey, will you?
We're trapped.
Trapped inside the confines
of a vast cosmic anomaly.
So how do we get out?
That, dear Chiro, I'm still working on.
SPARX:
What?
Aw, yeah.
So who built this thing?
An intelligence beyond comprehension,
perhaps a--
Wait a minute.
Where's Sparx?
What's going on here?
Oh, Sparky.
You can have anything in the world,
anything you want,
as long as you wish for it.
Wish for it.
Get away from it, Sparx.
It's not real.
We've been tricked, Monkey Team.
That creature has us trapped.
"Tricked" and "trapped"?
Oh, no, my dear friends.
The Wigglenog wouldn't do that.
Hee-hee-hee!
Did he just say "Wigglenog"?
Wigglenog indeed.
I am the wiggliest of all the Nogs,
the most powerful Nog in the galaxy.
What are you doing on our ship, Wigglenog?
Why, I'm here for you, of course,
here to humbly grant
the Super Robot Monkey
three wishes.
SPARX:
You're kidding.
Well, two wishes, technically.
You already used your first wish.
-We did?
-Of course you did.
[IN CHIRO'S VOICE]
This game's getting old, you know.
I wish we had some real excitement.
Wow. That Wigglenog's talented.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Allow me to explain
the simple rules of wishing.
You have two more wishes
of which any wish is wishtastic,
except for wishing for more
wishes, which is unwishable,
and you can never, ever, ever wish
for a Nog to be hurt, either.
Follow me so far?
So what will your second wish be?
Wait, team. Don't say a word.
We need a game plan here.
I think we should refrain
from this wishmaking.
The repercussions could be perilous.
Unless we ask for universal peace
or something.
I know.
How about we order a gigantic sausage?
We could eat for months.
Or, I know, how about we--
Otto, don't say anything, not a word.
Great Scott, I wish you weren't
such a colossal dunderhead.
Ha-ha! Your wish is my command.
What did you do, Gibson?
I mean-- I, oh--
Exhilarating.
The profundities of the universe
unfold before me.
Clearly I can see the singularity
that generated life itself.
Nice going, Gibson.
You just created the smartest monkey
in the galaxy.
I didn't wish for it purposefully.
Purposefully or with a doubt,
a wish is a wish when spoken out.
Oh, we'll see how smart you are.
What is 2 taken to the 1024th power?
The answer, my friend
of mediocre intellect,
is a 309-digit number, 179,769,314--
All right, all right. Close enough.
It was an easy question.
Here's a tougher one.
Why does the universe exist?
The answer is
The milk of the Carvarian Starbeast.
Ha-ha.
Ah! I would have never dreamed--
[GROANS]
Wow. Now that Otto's the smartest,
what's Gibson gonna do on the team?
Listen, Sparx, old friend, I know
there's plenty you want to wish for.
I don't know about that.
I know you've dreamt
about being leader of the team
or being the greatest star pilot ever,
traveling around the cosmos in
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Your very own brand-new VZ3X Starspeeder!
Wow, Shocks, fins, hyperdrive.
Warp 11 in 1.3 astroseconds.
It's all yours. If you wish for it.
Sparx, do not let him tempt you.
AUDIENCE:
Aww.
Don't listen to that silver simian, Chiro.
Tell me, what do you want?
To be back on Shuggazoom, perhaps?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Huh? How did we get here?
You can have it all, Chiro --
End the Skeleton King Worm,
free the cosmos, get the girl.
Jinmay?
Jinmay, oh, it's so good to see you.
ANTAURI:
No.
It's all an illusion, Chiro.
What? Ugh!
I think it's time we sent
you packing, Wigglenog.
[LAUGHS]
There's no way you're getting
rid of me now.
Oh, yeah?
I wish I had a giant
anti-Wigglenog bazooka!
Your wish is my command.
It's all over now, Nog.
-What in the--
-Ha-ha-ha!
Oh, you tried to hurt a Wigglenog,
and that's against the rules, remember?
He's right.
You can never wish for a Nog to be hurt.
Should have paid closer
attention to the rules.
And now you've done it.
You've set me free,
free to rule the cosmos!
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHING]
Three wishes is all it takes
to free the Wigglenog!
-What's going on here?
-Isn't it obvious?
We have accidentally stumbled
into its cosmic prison,
and now we have inadvertently freed
the most powerful Nog alive.
It's all my fault.
If I didn't make that last wish --
It's nobody's fault.
I say we take out this space genie
right now.
Hyah!
[LAUGHS]
Oh Oh, by the way,
tell me when you've finished.
[PANTING]
Take a seat.
Nova!
Magnotingler blast!
Pretty tasty. Have any more?
Allow me, Sparx.
Aah!
You see? I still have more intelligence
than a Wigglenog.
-Ow.
-Ha-ha-ha!
What? Silverware?
Don't make us hurt you, Nog.
I wouldn't dream of it.
Lightning kick!
Whoa!
[LAUGHS]
Okay.
No one jumps the Wigglenog.
[LAUGHS]
That's right, chimpo.
And now I'm taking over your ship.
It's my first act as king of the cosmos.
Now what are we gonna do?
Oh, great Wigglenog,
I hereby quit this puerile simian squad.
I ask to join your court, my king.
You're taking his side?
Otto, how could you?
It's only logical to align oneself
with the winning team, my good man.
Now, you see, this monkey has some smarts.
The rest of you fools will be just that,
my court jesters!
[CHITTERING]
How do you like me now, chimpo?
I'm king. King!
ALL:
Whoa!
Perhaps we should level out, sire.
We got to do something.
Maybe we can sneak up on him.
I'm afraid it's not going to be that easy.
Why's that?
Because the Wigglenog
can hear everything you say.
[LAUGHS]
He's too powerful.
There's no way we can defeat him.
I'm not saying I can't outsmart
Otto, but--
I've had enough of these nitwits.
If you give me the power, great king,
I shall destroy them.
Destroy them, indeed.
The power is granted.
Now Get rid of them!
Let's have at it, ruffians.
[GRUNTS]
Leave him alone!
I'm tired of all the dumb jokes,
S-P-R-X-77.
Aah!
Pick on someone your own mental size.
You. You thought you were the smartest,
but I was the one who built everything.
Oh, Otto.
I'm sorry, my friend.
Not half as sorry as I.
[GROWLS]
[TRUMPETS]
Otto, we're your friends.
Think what you're doing.
I know exactly what I'm doing, Chiro.
Master, grant me one last wish.
That I may end this now.
Yes, I'm tired of these
belligerent simians.
Ask away, my right-hand chimp.
I give you one free wish.
I wish we had never flown into that
infernal space prison to begin with!
Ha-ha-ha! What? What?!
Otto tricked him.
He was on our side all along?
No!
It can't be!
You bamboozled a wish!
And now you must grant it.
No! I mean, your--
Your wish is my command!
No!
GIBSON:
Oh, drat.
Your team wins again, Antauri.
That's 346 games to 4.
Wow, you guys are getting pretty good.
That's because they got Antauri
on their team.
This game's getting old, you know.
I wish--
Wait! Don't say anything.
Why? What's the matter, Otto?
I don't know.
I just had a weird feeling
something crazy was about to happen.
Man, too bad it's not gonna happen.
I've been bored for weeks.
No!
It's not fair!
Make a wish.
Make a wish!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Where could they be hiding?
They've got to be around here somewhere.
We haven't checked the inner core yet
Or the laundry room.
Yeah, sure.
Can we just get this over with?
Come on, guys.
-Going somewhere?
-Aah!
-Tag!
-Ugh!
-Gotcha, Otto!
-Oh!
Hold still, Gibson. I'll make it quick.
[BEEPS]
Quick to lose, I should say.
-Ha! You missed me, Antauri.
-Did I?
-Oh, how did you--
-[BEEPS]
GIBSON: Oh, drat.
Your team wins again, Antauri.
That's 346 games to 4.
Wow, you guys are getting pretty good.
That's because they got Antauri
on their team.
This game's getting old, you know.
I wish we had some real excitement.
[CRASH]
[CHITTERING]
[THEME SONG PLAYING]
CHIRO: While exploring
the outskirts of the city,
I discovered an abandoned Super Robot.
It was then my life was transformed
by the mysterious Power Primate.
The Robot Monkeys were awakened,
and I, Chiro, made their leader.
Our quest: Save Shuggazoom City
from the evils of the Skeleton King.
SINGERS:
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce go! ♪
Fighting any evil,
They are Shuggazoom's hope ♪
Super Robot Monkey
Hyperforce go! ♪
Defeating any foe ♪
ANTAURI:
Antauri.
SPARX:
Sparx.
GIBSON:
Gibson.
NOVA:
Nova.
OTTO:
Otto.
CHIRO:
Chiro!
SINGERS:
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce go! ♪
If you need a hero,
That's a name you should know ♪
Super Robot Monkey
Hyperforce go! ♪
Come on with us
Let's go! ♪
[MONKEYS CHITTER]
Who are you? What do you want?
[LAUGHS]
No. The question is:
What do you want, Chiro?
What? Real blasters?
What's going on here, Antauri?
There is more to this invasion
than meets the eye.
Hyah!
Boom boom wake-up!
You've boarded the wrong Super Robot.
Oh!
Try invading there again,
you mutated goons.
Energy saw strike!
So what are these guys supposed to be?
Intergalactic space pirates?
I'm seeing it, but I'm not believing it.
[LAUGHING]
[HISSES]
We want some answers here.
What's going on? Why did you invade us?
[LAUGHING]
Yow!
[CHITTERING]
Here, squirrelly, squirrelly, squirrel!
-No, Otto!
-We don't know what we're dealing with.
NOVA:
Otto!
What?
Things just keep getting
stranger and stranger.
Like the time on Narvon 3
when that brain snail
crawled into my ear, remember?
I started seeing all those
dancing lobsters.
Follow me. I know another way around.
[CHITTERS]
Hey, fella.
You don't have to run. We won't hurt you.
Otto, that's an alien.
Aw, that's not good for digestion,
Mr. Furry Legs.
Otto, no!
[ROARS]
Aah!
[CHITTERING]
Aah!
Lady tomahawk!
[GRUNTING]
Whoa!
Whoa!
[ROARS]
Oof!
[LAUGHING]
Okay, Antauri, am I losing it or what?
Perhaps we're all losing it.
What are we doing
on the observation deck, Gibson?
Observe for yourself.
[GASPS]
I felt the robot's servogyros shift
and came to the conclusion
we were suspended in space.
Speak monkey, will you?
We're trapped.
Trapped inside the confines
of a vast cosmic anomaly.
So how do we get out?
That, dear Chiro, I'm still working on.
SPARX:
What?
Aw, yeah.
So who built this thing?
An intelligence beyond comprehension,
perhaps a--
Wait a minute.
Where's Sparx?
What's going on here?
Oh, Sparky.
You can have anything in the world,
anything you want,
as long as you wish for it.
Wish for it.
Get away from it, Sparx.
It's not real.
We've been tricked, Monkey Team.
That creature has us trapped.
"Tricked" and "trapped"?
Oh, no, my dear friends.
The Wigglenog wouldn't do that.
Hee-hee-hee!
Did he just say "Wigglenog"?
Wigglenog indeed.
I am the wiggliest of all the Nogs,
the most powerful Nog in the galaxy.
What are you doing on our ship, Wigglenog?
Why, I'm here for you, of course,
here to humbly grant
the Super Robot Monkey
three wishes.
SPARX:
You're kidding.
Well, two wishes, technically.
You already used your first wish.
-We did?
-Of course you did.
[IN CHIRO'S VOICE]
This game's getting old, you know.
I wish we had some real excitement.
Wow. That Wigglenog's talented.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Allow me to explain
the simple rules of wishing.
You have two more wishes
of which any wish is wishtastic,
except for wishing for more
wishes, which is unwishable,
and you can never, ever, ever wish
for a Nog to be hurt, either.
Follow me so far?
So what will your second wish be?
Wait, team. Don't say a word.
We need a game plan here.
I think we should refrain
from this wishmaking.
The repercussions could be perilous.
Unless we ask for universal peace
or something.
I know.
How about we order a gigantic sausage?
We could eat for months.
Or, I know, how about we--
Otto, don't say anything, not a word.
Great Scott, I wish you weren't
such a colossal dunderhead.
Ha-ha! Your wish is my command.
What did you do, Gibson?
I mean-- I, oh--
Exhilarating.
The profundities of the universe
unfold before me.
Clearly I can see the singularity
that generated life itself.
Nice going, Gibson.
You just created the smartest monkey
in the galaxy.
I didn't wish for it purposefully.
Purposefully or with a doubt,
a wish is a wish when spoken out.
Oh, we'll see how smart you are.
What is 2 taken to the 1024th power?
The answer, my friend
of mediocre intellect,
is a 309-digit number, 179,769,314--
All right, all right. Close enough.
It was an easy question.
Here's a tougher one.
Why does the universe exist?
The answer is
The milk of the Carvarian Starbeast.
Ha-ha.
Ah! I would have never dreamed--
[GROANS]
Wow. Now that Otto's the smartest,
what's Gibson gonna do on the team?
Listen, Sparx, old friend, I know
there's plenty you want to wish for.
I don't know about that.
I know you've dreamt
about being leader of the team
or being the greatest star pilot ever,
traveling around the cosmos in
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Your very own brand-new VZ3X Starspeeder!
Wow, Shocks, fins, hyperdrive.
Warp 11 in 1.3 astroseconds.
It's all yours. If you wish for it.
Sparx, do not let him tempt you.
AUDIENCE:
Aww.
Don't listen to that silver simian, Chiro.
Tell me, what do you want?
To be back on Shuggazoom, perhaps?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Huh? How did we get here?
You can have it all, Chiro --
End the Skeleton King Worm,
free the cosmos, get the girl.
Jinmay?
Jinmay, oh, it's so good to see you.
ANTAURI:
No.
It's all an illusion, Chiro.
What? Ugh!
I think it's time we sent
you packing, Wigglenog.
[LAUGHS]
There's no way you're getting
rid of me now.
Oh, yeah?
I wish I had a giant
anti-Wigglenog bazooka!
Your wish is my command.
It's all over now, Nog.
-What in the--
-Ha-ha-ha!
Oh, you tried to hurt a Wigglenog,
and that's against the rules, remember?
He's right.
You can never wish for a Nog to be hurt.
Should have paid closer
attention to the rules.
And now you've done it.
You've set me free,
free to rule the cosmos!
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHING]
Three wishes is all it takes
to free the Wigglenog!
-What's going on here?
-Isn't it obvious?
We have accidentally stumbled
into its cosmic prison,
and now we have inadvertently freed
the most powerful Nog alive.
It's all my fault.
If I didn't make that last wish --
It's nobody's fault.
I say we take out this space genie
right now.
Hyah!
[LAUGHS]
Oh Oh, by the way,
tell me when you've finished.
[PANTING]
Take a seat.
Nova!
Magnotingler blast!
Pretty tasty. Have any more?
Allow me, Sparx.
Aah!
You see? I still have more intelligence
than a Wigglenog.
-Ow.
-Ha-ha-ha!
What? Silverware?
Don't make us hurt you, Nog.
I wouldn't dream of it.
Lightning kick!
Whoa!
[LAUGHS]
Okay.
No one jumps the Wigglenog.
[LAUGHS]
That's right, chimpo.
And now I'm taking over your ship.
It's my first act as king of the cosmos.
Now what are we gonna do?
Oh, great Wigglenog,
I hereby quit this puerile simian squad.
I ask to join your court, my king.
You're taking his side?
Otto, how could you?
It's only logical to align oneself
with the winning team, my good man.
Now, you see, this monkey has some smarts.
The rest of you fools will be just that,
my court jesters!
[CHITTERING]
How do you like me now, chimpo?
I'm king. King!
ALL:
Whoa!
Perhaps we should level out, sire.
We got to do something.
Maybe we can sneak up on him.
I'm afraid it's not going to be that easy.
Why's that?
Because the Wigglenog
can hear everything you say.
[LAUGHS]
He's too powerful.
There's no way we can defeat him.
I'm not saying I can't outsmart
Otto, but--
I've had enough of these nitwits.
If you give me the power, great king,
I shall destroy them.
Destroy them, indeed.
The power is granted.
Now Get rid of them!
Let's have at it, ruffians.
[GRUNTS]
Leave him alone!
I'm tired of all the dumb jokes,
S-P-R-X-77.
Aah!
Pick on someone your own mental size.
You. You thought you were the smartest,
but I was the one who built everything.
Oh, Otto.
I'm sorry, my friend.
Not half as sorry as I.
[GROWLS]
[TRUMPETS]
Otto, we're your friends.
Think what you're doing.
I know exactly what I'm doing, Chiro.
Master, grant me one last wish.
That I may end this now.
Yes, I'm tired of these
belligerent simians.
Ask away, my right-hand chimp.
I give you one free wish.
I wish we had never flown into that
infernal space prison to begin with!
Ha-ha-ha! What? What?!
Otto tricked him.
He was on our side all along?
No!
It can't be!
You bamboozled a wish!
And now you must grant it.
No! I mean, your--
Your wish is my command!
No!
GIBSON:
Oh, drat.
Your team wins again, Antauri.
That's 346 games to 4.
Wow, you guys are getting pretty good.
That's because they got Antauri
on their team.
This game's getting old, you know.
I wish--
Wait! Don't say anything.
Why? What's the matter, Otto?
I don't know.
I just had a weird feeling
something crazy was about to happen.
Man, too bad it's not gonna happen.
I've been bored for weeks.
No!
It's not fair!
Make a wish.
Make a wish!
[MUSIC PLAYING]