And Just Like That... (2021) s03e12 Episode Script

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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
- Hi.
- Oh, hello.
- Um, just one.
- Sure.
- This way.
- Mm.
I was walking by.
It looked so interesting.
- [ROBOT BABBLING]
- Yes.
Whoops. [CHUCKLES] Excuse me.
- Here you are.
- Thank you.
Here you are.
- Here's the menu.
- Oh.
Mm. Uh
Um
Oh, hi. [CHUCKLES]
Um, this is my first
time here, so I just
What, do I just tap what I want?
Hmm. What do I want?
[CHUCKLES] What do you like?
Mm.
- Spicy broth.
- Uh-huh.
Shrimp. Bok choy.
- Yes, whatever you think.
- Pick two.
Pick pick two what?
Oh. Um
[CHUCKLES] I have no idea
what I just did.
- [ROBOT BABBLING INDISTINCTLY]
- [CHUCKLES] Oh, my gosh.
Um, what is that?
Tommy Tomato.
You don't have to eat alone.
[ROBOT CONTINUES BABBLING]
It's hard to believe that as a girl,
I didn't know about Ann Lowe,
the granddaughter of a slave
who designed Jacqueline Kennedy's
iconic wedding gown.
And I'm not just speaking
as an African-American
wedding designer myself.
You got some really
great stuff here, Lisa.
Well worth the trip to D.C.
- [LISA CHUCKLES]
- [BUTTON CLICKING]
- She's amazing.
- Mm.
And an incredible businesswoman, too.
She wouldn't even sign the release
until I agreed to bring
all my fashionista friends
to her New York bridal show.
- [PHONE BUZZING]
- A bridal baller, huh?
- Alright.
- Oh!
It's Terry Kirk, your friend
at the Obamas' production company.
She feels that, "Michelle
Obama is too well-known
to be a subject in your series."
I I've been saying that
to everyone since May.
[MARION] [INHALES SHARPLY] Hmm.
Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness!
"But she's passing the rough cut
"onto Michelle, and if she likes them,
she'll consider narrating the series!"
- Holy shit! We got her!
- [LISA SQUEALS]
Maybe! Maybe we got her!
She's gonna love it! We got her!
- Come on!
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
[UPBEAT FUNK MUSIC PLAYING]
We have to get out of here!
We have to get dinner
and celebrate this, come on!
[MARION LAUGHS]
[SIGHS] I I can't go
to dinner with you.
[MUSIC ENDS]
Uh, my mother-in-law
is arriving tonight.
Okay, well, at least we have
time to grab a drink.
- [SIGHS] Yes.
- Yeah?
We have time.
But, no, we can't go
for a drink, or for dinner,
or go anywhere
outside of this edit bay.
This has to be about work, just work.
And we have to reel
whatever this is, back in.
'Cause it it
it has to be about work.
I mean, can it be just about work?
B-Because it has to be.
I got it. Uh, you're
married, I'm married.
- Yeah, I'm married.
- Yeah, I just said that.
- Yeah.
- [SIGHS]
[SOFT R&B MUSIC PLAYING]
Okay.
Look, Lisa,
I am a very good editor,
and I know enough
not to put the next
"whatever this is" scene
into our movie.
It would ruin everything
for both of us.
We'll work it out.
We'll work it out.
I just said that, too.
Work.
[SIGHS, CLEARS THROAT]
[MIRANDA] Oh. Mm. But then
- [STEVE] Right on.
- [MIRANDA] Oh.
[STEVE] Enchilada Suiza here,
and the Enchilada Rosa there.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
Are you sure you don't wanna
come to Thanksgiving?
Yeah. Add me to the mix,
that's all you need.
[MIRANDA CHUCKLES]
So, this girl.
What's she like?
How can I put this nicely?
I'm afraid she might be an idiot.
A vengeful idiot who
texted Brady and told him
I came and violated her aura.
- Yeah.
- Brady told her I was bipolar.
- Aren't you?
- [MOUTH FULL] So, now,
he's not speaking to me either.
No, actually, that's not entirely true.
He's still saying things like,
"We're out of oat milk,"
and, "What's the Wi-Fi?"
Oh, my God. Babies having babies.
[STEVE] Yeah.
I shouldn't have blown up like that,
screaming "fuck"
and everything, you know.
I'm gonna call him,
leave him a message.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
What are you gonna say?
"Hey Brady, it's Dad. I love you.
I'm sorry that you fuckin'
fucked up your fuckin' life."
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
[MIRANDA] Ugh, Steve.
- How did we get here?
- Yeah.
I've been putting condoms
in his stocking every Christmas
- since he was, like, 14!
- I remember.
You even put one on a banana
to show him how.
What a waste of a banana.
What are we gonna do?
We're gonna figure it out.
There's no way our grandkid
is not gonna know us.
No way.
- Good.
- Yeah.
That's what I feel, too.
- Good.
- [MIRANDA GROANING]
I I am not ready for this.
I am not ready for hearing
the phrase "our grandkid."
- Yeah.
- [SIGHS]
Is she pretty?
Why would you ask that?
Good morning.
You showered without me.
- That's a bummer.
- Total bummer.
But not a bummer?
My business is picking up,
so I need to go in early today
because I'm taking
the afternoon tomorrow
to go to a bridal fashion show.
Hmm. Sounds like a waste of time.
What's a waste of time?
[SIGHS] Weddings.
[URINATING LOUDLY]
[CHUCKLES] It's just such
a ridiculous idea, you know?
Oh, "Do you take this one?
Do you take that one?
Oh, oh, you do? Okay, well, sign this."
[ADAM CHUCKLES]
[URINATING CONTINUES]
[CARRIE] Ladies, they put a boy doll
across from any woman eating alone!
Lunch with a side of shame.
- That can't be true.
- Oh, believe me when I tell you,
it's true, and I survived it yesterday.
- No fucking way.
- [CARRIE] Mm-hmm.
We should write something on Yelp.
I sat there in absolute shock
as robot servers zipped past me.
So, apparently, not only
is it tragic for women
to be alone in the past,
it's also an issue in the future.
- [CHARLOTTE SIGHS]
- That way.
Oh.
[CAMERAS CLICKING]
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
[AUDIENCE MURMURING]
[MURMURING CONTINUES]
[SEEMA] Adam stood there
literally pissing all over
the idea of marriage.
He does not believe in it, at all.
His mother was never married,
so he doesn't have a reference.
He thinks this is all a joke.
Well, what do you think?
[SEEMA] I think I'm in love with a man
who will never get married.
Well, do you have to get married?
I don't know. [SCOFFS] Do I?
- [CARRIE CHUCKLES]
- Or do I just think I have to?
Ever since I was a little girl,
it's something I've been groomed for.
No pun intended.
Never for the white dress.
Something saffron and gold for me.
But it's the ceremony
and the celebration.
- The romance
- [CARRIE] Mm.
[SEEMA] is something
I've dreamed of.
Since you were a little girl.
Exactly. So, at this age,
do I really want it,
or am I just programmed for it?
Wait, y-you were married.
- [CHUCKLING] Yes.
- Why did you want it?
Oh, wow. Um
Hmm, I think, um,
I think because, um
it meant I was chosen.
See? That's gonna make me cry.
What, you don't feel chosen by Adam?
No, I feel Adam.
I feel him more than
I've felt any other man.
But do I feel chosen by him?
Is that even his responsibility?
- Mm.
- Or is it a flaw in me?
[LISA] Someone needs to tell
these sweet, unsuspecting girls
that marriage is way more
than the gorgeous dress.
[CHARLOTTE] [CHUCKLING] Right?
It's about confusion,
not knowing how to help
- [CHARLOTTE] Mm.
- and holding your tongue.
And cancer. Don't forget about cancer.
Harry is devastated
our love life isn't what it was.
- And how are you with that?
- Mm.
It's not really about me right now.
- [LISA] Is it ever about us?
- [CHARLOTTE] Mm.
It's about their feelings,
their disappointments.
Oh, gosh. What to say.
- What not to say, to help.
- Mm.
Herbert has been moping around
pretending to read The
Wall Street Journal every day.
- Aw.
- And I just want to scream,
"Go back to work!"
[CHARLOTTE] Mm.
He lost the election.
It's not the end of the world.
That one's pretty.
[LISA] Pretty misleading.
I mean, if you knew what you know now,
like, the way it really is,
would you still get married?
Oh, absolutely.
- Me too.
- [LAUGHING]
- [MUSIC SWELLS]
- [APPLAUSE]
[CHARLOTTE] I'm so excited
to show you my new hallway.
I may be alone for the rest of my life.
What? No!
There will be a new man in your life.
Yesterday, I had lunch with a doll.
[CHARLOTTE SCOFFS]
Seriously, though
Who will I be alone?
Yes, I know I've
I've lived alone a lot,
but I've never lived alone
without the thought that
I wouldn't be alone for long.
I mean, even when
Big died, after the
after the shock
and the total devastation
in the back of my mind, I thought
"Aidan. Maybe Aidan."
And recently, um,
though Duncan, you know,
clearly told me,
"I'm not coming back"
I thought, "Maybe."
[CHARLOTTE] Hmm.
But I have to quit thinking,
"Maybe a man"
and start accepting, maybe just me.
And it's not a tragedy, it's a fact.
And I just have to start accepting it.
Full stop.
You are so fabulous.
[CHUCKLES] Oh. Well,
that was never in question.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Hey.
How was your wedding thing?
- Illuminating.
- Yeah?
- [LISA SNIFFLING]
- How so?
Give me your hand.
I, Lisa
[SOFTLY CHUCKLES]
take you, Herbert,
in Tom Ford suits or sweat suits
'til death do us part.
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
I'll get over this.
[WHISPERING] We'll get over this.
- Some coffee?
- Aw.
Thank you.
So
what bulbs you planting?
Ah, not telling.
You'll be surprised
what shows up in the spring.
Thanks.
Oh, gosh, it's the least I can do.
You're out here, you know,
working Thanksgiving morning.
It's just a Thursday. Nothing special.
[CARRIE] Right.
I forgot Seema said you don't believe
in that tradition.
Or a lot of traditions.
Ah. The whole, uh, the
marriage thing. [SIGHS]
[DISTANT TRAFFIC NOISE,
CAR HORNS HONKING]
- You have questions.
- I do.
Only one.
Is Seema just a Thursday?
Seema is definitely
not just a Thursday.
She's she's special, she's
She's a She's a lifetime.
[CARRIE CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
[ADAM PATTING GROUND]
So, Adam, this garden is really lovely.
But I was thinking
we return to something
more wild, free out here.
Something more me.
Great. Let's do you.
[CHUCKLES]
[TURKEY SIZZLING]
Charlotte?
- I'm hard.
- What?
I'm crisp and ready to baste, baby.
Really? How? W-Why now?
Who knows? Let's not waste this!
Okay. Okay, come on!
Uh, where are you two going?
To give thanks.
[BRIGHT PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHUCKLES]
Happy Thanksgiving, Shana!
- I'm so fucking exhausted.
- [CARRIE CHUCKLES]
[GASPS] Oh, taxi!
Oops.
[BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING]
- Cab's waiting, here's your pie.
- Hi oh!
And I'm supposed to pick up
some stuffing.
Mom's busy in the bedroom.
- [LILY CHUCKLES]
- Okay, so no stuffing. Got it.
- Thank you!
- Mm-hmm!
[SIGHS] I promised you a
Petite Pie Place apple crisp pie.
[GASPS] Oh, my goodness,
this is so lovely. Come in!
- Meter's running.
- Hey, delivery kid!
I got a 25 cent tip for ya!
- [CARRIE LAUGHING]
- Bye!
[BRIGHT MUSIC CONTINUES]
Your gluten-free impostor.
Thanks, babe.
Happy whatever day this is.
- You're wearing jeans?!
- When in Rome!
- One chocolate creme pie.
- [ANTHONY] Thanks.
And please tell Miranda again
I am so sorry I had to bail.
I just think it's better
for me to tell Giuseppe
how I feel after a private dinner.
- He's just
- Cab.
Go, go, go, go!
[THUDDING]
Guess how I knocked on the door?
With my foot. I'm getting good at this.
Well, now Joy isn't coming either!
She just texted. Her dog's sick.
Oh. What's wrong with her dog?
Unclear. Just "suddenly sick."
Why are you using air quotes?
[WHISPERING]
Brady's in the kitchen, so
[WHISPERING] Oh.
- [MIXER WHIRRING]
- [GASPS]
Mashed potatoes. My favorite.
Cool, I'll be sending you home
with a ton of them.
Our guest list dropped from 13 to six.
Aw, can I kiss the chef?
Enter at your own risk.
- Hello.
- [KISS SMACKING]
[SNIFFING] Mm!
So, what, you're saying that
you don't really believe Joy?
[WHISPERING] Come on.
Brady and I had a huge fight
about today in front of her,
and now her dog is "suddenly sick"?
Well, before you air-quote her
out of your relationship,
maybe pick up the phone,
and find out what's really happening.
Wouldn't it be better
to just let this fester
to the point of no return?
[CARRIE] Hmm.
[GROANING] Okay.
- [SILVERWARE CLATTERING]
- I'll call her.
[UPBEAT SOUL MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
[MIRANDA SCOFFS]
- [MIRANDA PANTING]
- [CARRIE AND BRADY CHATTERING]
[PANTING] It's real.
Sappho swallowed something sharp.
They have to operate.
I'm meeting them at the clinic.
- [BOTH] What?!
- I know,
but I'll be back in an hour.
I'm just gonna run in and see her.
Those dogs mean everything to her,
and she's just gonna be
sitting there alone.
Should we get the fuck out, too?
[SOUL MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY]
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
Oh, hello!
- Welcome.
- [MIA] Hi. [CHUCKLES]
Girl, she don't look crazy.
Uh, this isn't the mother.
No, I'm Carrie.
I'm the mother's close friend,
so careful what you say. [CHUCKLES]
- Come on in.
- [CHUCKLING] Sorry about that.
That's just, uh, that's Silvio.
He he goes off.
- He do.
- This is Epcot.
- Oh! Like the, um
- My parents were Disney freaks.
[CARRIE] Oh.
Hi, Mia.
Oh, hi, Brady.
Oh, he's a ginger? No, girl.
- Bye.
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] Stop it.
Can I can I offer you guys
some, uh, wine or whatever?
Yeah, no, thanks. No no wine for me.
I'll have wine, Strawberry Shortcake.
And also, I'm starving.
Oh, well, um, we have
a lovely cheese plate
on the coffee table,
if you would like to come in
- and have a seat.
- I'm lactose intolerant, so
Yeah, and I only eat cucumber,
brown rice, and seaweed.
Is that cool?
Yeah, that's cool, except,
uh, I don't have any of that.
Well, no one asked me, so, uh
[CHUCKLES] that's on you.
Well, would you
the offer still stands!
- Come on in.
- [CHUCKLES] Okay.
- [KNOCKING AT DOOR]
- Oh, I'm gonna get the door.
[BRADY] Here's your wine.
[SILVIO] [SIGHS] Thanks, girl.
- Hello there, Carrie.
- Uh [STAMMERS]
Hello, Mark.
My name wasn't on the list
the doorman had,
but I guess he deemed me
not a threat to security.
- Oh. Ha!
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
Well, come come on in.
- [SILVIO] This is not what I expected.
- [MARK SIGHS]
- Well, um, can I?
- Oh, thank you.
- Your coat.
- Is, uh, Charlotte here yet?
Oh! [STAMMERING] Charlotte, no!
Um, Ch Charlotte can't come.
Her the family changed their plans.
- Oh. Well
- [EPCOT] I took the day off to be here.
I mean, I'm unemployed,
- but I was gonna go to a protest.
- You're here. I'm here.
[SILVIO] I don't feel
this vibe right now.
And he's here.
Th-This is Brady. He will be our chef.
I, uh, brought my favorite Pinot Noir.
Restrained, elegant,
almost makes turkey palatable.
- [MARK AND CARRIE CHUCKLE]
- Thanks.
Aunt Carrie, I have to go
get seaweed and shit.
Keep an eye on the turkey,
don't let it burn.
[EPCOT] Literally giving
Martha Stewart
- Shall we go in?
- Ah.
- Okay.
- [EPCOT] Who is this? Is this, like, her dad?
Uh, Mark, this is Mia,
and Silvio, and Epcot.
- Epcot? Like the center?
- [CARRIE] Mm-hmm.
My parents were Disney freaks.
Mia, girl, Mr. Man here is
giving Mayor of Whoville vibes.
- [SILVIO SCOFFS]
- Can we open the wine now?
Oh, of course.
- What are you doing here?
- [MIRANDA SIGHS]
I was just worried about you.
- How's Sappho?
- She's still in surgery.
And they said that
it's a very simple procedure
- and they do it all the time.
- Okay. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
[DOGS BARKING]
[CRYING] But then, they
made me sign something
saying that [SNIFFLING]
they're not responsible
if something happens
during the procedure.
Okay, but I think that's just something
they do as a precaution
to protect themselves, right?
It doesn't mean that anything
bad is gonna happen.
- A precaution.
- [CRYING] Mm-hmm, okay.
[DOGS CONTINUE BARKING]
- [JOY SNIFFLING]
- What did she eat?
A little Lego piece that a child
must have dropped in the park.
See, this is why
I am not a fan of children.
[VETERINARIAN] Joy?
Sappho did great.
- Oh!
- [RELIEVING CRY]
- Oh, you see?
- [JOY SOBBING]
[CARRIE] Oh.
I love the autumn. This time of year,
the East Hampton house is gorgeous,
but y-you really need
someone to share it with.
Does this turkey look done to you?
Well, it's certainly golden brown.
Well, I'm gonna take it out.
If it's not done, he can
always put it back in, right?
I have no idea.
- [KNOCKING AT DOOR]
- Uh, uh, you get that,
- I'll get this.
- Oh, okay. Thank you.
[KNOCKING CONTINUES]
[CHARLOTTE] Happy Thanksgiving!
I brought my stuffing. Sorry, I'm late.
[WHISPERING]
Harry got hard, so we had sex!
[WHISPERING] I'm gonna kill you.
Because we had sex?
Mark Kasabian.
[WHISPERING] Fuck!
I forgot to disinvite him.
- Hi!
- Charlotte, you are here!
Only for a minute
to drop off my stuffing.
Family situation.
- I so apologize.
- No need.
Carrie and I will keep
each other company.
- [MARK CHUCKLES]
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Sure!
- Okay.
- Oh, may I?
- Of course.
Okay. Come on. Come, come, come.
- [CHARLOTTE] Hello!
- [CARRIE] Right in here's good.
Who are those people with Mamma Mia?
- Her backup singers.
- Where's Miranda?
Uh, she's not here. Joy's dog is sick.
- She's not even here?
- Mm-mm.
Why did she make me feel so bad
- about not coming?
- Oh, stop.
This is not about her
making you feel bad.
This is about me making you feel bad.
You set me up with Mark?
I thought you had
a connection at the play.
A connection? Try small talk.
I just hated the fact
that you think
there's no man out there.
There is a man.
And he is smart and cultured.
He's been married three times.
Yes, I know. But he has a plane.
["STRUT" BY BIG FREEDIA
AND ELOHIM PLAYING LOUDLY]
It's a runway ♪
Fuck the sidewalk ♪
Yes, girl.
Yas, girl, yaas!
- Hi!
- [CARRIE GASPS]
[MIRANDA] Hi.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Um, my girlfriend's dog
had to have an emergency surgery
and I went to be with her.
- Oh, that's very cool.
- [MIRANDA CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
["STRUT" CONTINUES PLAYING]
Uh, everything's fine now.
- They're resting at home.
- [MIA] I love dogs.
I used to have a puppy,
but someone left the door open
and it ran away.
Oh!
Where's your bathroom? I need it.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] Hi.
I'm I'm Miranda.
- Uh, I'm Brady's mother.
- Epcot.
- Hi, Epcot.
- [CARRIE] Like the center.
Yeah, his parents
are big Disney people.
- Got it.
- [CHUCKLES] Yeah.
Um, hello.
My name is Miranda.
[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING LOUDLY]
And you are?
Still starving, girl.
Could you maybe
turn the music down a bit?
Thank you.
[SIGHS] I hope everyone
likes seaweed and cucumbers
'cause the turkey is raw.
- [MIRANDA GASPS]
- No! Really?
[SCOFFS] It looked done
to us, right, Mark?
Certainly, it did.
I guess the dark chestnut umber
deceived us. [CHUCKLES]
Well, can you put it back in?
Sure. You all got two hours?
Oh, my gosh. Oh, I'm sorry.
[CARRIE GROANS]
Are you eating cheese?
Yes.
So then, why am I running
all over Chinatown
to find seaweed on Thanksgiving?
No one asked you to do that.
So, again, that's on you, dude.
You said you only eat that shit.
I'm not sure exactly
what's happening now,
but let's all just take a breath.
- She doesn't seem crazy, either.
- [BRADY] Oh, she is crazy.
- [CHUCKLING] This is all crazy.
- [MIA] Hey!
She's trying to do
something nice for us.
And I would never disrespect
my mother like that.
Oh, like the mother
that blocked you on Facebook?
I told you that in confidence.
[TOILET FLUSHING]
Does anyone have any matches?
That cheese is no joke. [CHUCKLES]
[MIRANDA] Well, they all ate and ran.
Except for Mark. [CHUCKLES]
- What was she even thinking?
- I don't know.
Charlotte convinced herself
that I'd get on board with Mark
'cause he has a plane.
And when he comes out
of that powder room,
I guarantee, he is going to ask
if he can take me home.
In his plane?
And I will have to let him
because of what you
- and your extended family
- [MIRANDA LAUGHING]
put that man through.
Ugh, God, my new
relationship is exhausting.
I personally apologized to everyone.
Except the one who spent the meal
in and out of the powder room.
Who was that again?
Epcot. How could you forget that?
- Epcot. Right.
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
[URINATING]
[SIGHS]
- [GRUNTING]
- [PANTS ZIPPING]
[TOILET FLUSHING]
[WATER BUBBLING AND SLOSHING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
- [SLOSHING CONTINUES]
- No.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no. Down, down, down.
No. No, please!
- [WATER SPRAYING]
- No! No!
- [MIRANDA] The good news?
- Mm-hmm?
Brady is so mad at me,
he's spending the night at Steve's.
So, they're on the mend. [CHUCKLES]
[MARK] Mm
Uh, this is unfortunate.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
There's been a plumbing mishap.
And I'd like to point out now,
it's not my plumbing mishap.
[INHALES DEEPLY] I don't have
a problem with French cheese.
- Oh, did the toilet overflow?
- Not "did."
- Is overflowing.
- [MIRANDA GASPS]
And there there seems to be no end!
Oh! Sorry, Mark.
- [MARK SIGHS]
- [MIRANDA GASPS]
Oh, God!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC RESUMES PLAYING]
Well, I'll see myself out.
- [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
- [CARRIE CHUCKLES]
Ugh!
What happened to my life?
I mean, six months ago,
I was free and easy.
A new job, falling in love.
Didn't have a care in the world.
Now, look at me!
Well, shit happens.
Yeah, but it's not even my shit!
It's it's a stranger's,
and Brady's,
and and Joy's family shit.
Joy is uncomfortable with families,
and I may [SCOFFS] or may not
have a baby coming into my life.
Well, you won that one.
I mean, Mia really came around to you.
Won the battle, lost the war.
- [KNOCKING AT DOOR]
- Oh, I'll get that.
It's probably Mark,
back to pick up his dignity.
[GASPS] Oh!
- Too late for pie?
- Never. No.
Miranda's in the powder room
on her knees.
Spoiler alert: the reason why?
Mm, not great.
Come on in.
- What are you doing here?
- Well, Sappho's sleeping
peacefully next to Socrates,
and I just thought
you spent the holiday with my family,
I can spend it with yours.
- [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]
- [STIFLED SOBBING]
[JOY] Oh, now you?
[SIGHS] We are just pathetic.
[MIRANDA] [SNIFFLES]
Thank you for coming.
[HOUSE ALARM CHIMING]
[KEYPAD BEEPING]
[SIGHS]
[BIRDSONG]
Hmm.
- [BUTTON CLICKING]
- [KARAOKE MACHINE CHIMING]
[MENU PAD BEEPS]
[BEEPS]
["YOU'RE THE FIRST, THE LAST,
MY EVERYTHING" BEGINS PLAYING]
So, after all this time together,
you think the only reason
I asked you to marry me
was because I want a mommy.
- I do.
- I see.
Let me say
Well, I don't have
the words in English, so
I know there's only ♪
Only one like you ♪
- There's no way ♪
- [SNICKERING]
- I'm not cleaning this up.
- They could have made two ♪
[BOTH LAUGHING]
- Come here, baby.
- You're all I'm living for ♪
[ANTHONY GROANS]
Your love I'll keep forevermore ♪
You're the first, you're the last ♪
My everything ♪
Mom, show me the photo
you had Aunt Carrie
take of me in the play.
Oh, I I deleted it.
I thought you'd be upset
if I thought about you that way.
It wasn't me. It was a part.
- I took some.
- Oh!
- But for real?
- Yeah?
I'm gonna be a lot
of people in my life.
- Okay.
- Here.
- [CHARLOTTE GASPS]
- I took a million pics of you.
- These are so good!
- Yeah, these are good.
- Oh!
- Mm! I like that one.
- Send that to me.
- Okay.
[SOFT LAUGHTER AND CHATTER]
You're like a first morning dew ♪
- [LISA SIGHS]
- You know the best part
of no longer being in the public eye?
A second piece of pie.
- [HERBERT CHUCKLES]
- [LISA SIGHS]
No, no, no. No, no.
Go. Put your feet up.
You cooked all day.
I got this mess.
You got this mess.
You're my reality ♪
Yet I'm lost in a dream ♪
You're the first, the last ♪
[CARRIE SINGING ALONG]
My everything ♪
[SONG CONTINUES PLAYING]
Mm, you know, I don't miss the gluten.
- [ADAM'S NIECE] Who wants tea? Mom?
- [ADAM'S SISTER] Yes, please.
[ADAM'S NEPHEW] Is this the pie I like?
[JOY] I like lemons, but
- Now, that's good.
- I do like that.
Mm-hmm.
Mm. Mm.
[CARRIE] The woman
realized she was not alone
she was on her own.
Only one like you ♪
There's no way ♪
[CARRIE SINGING ALONG]
They could have made two ♪
Girl, you're my reality ♪
But I'm lost in a dream ♪
You're the first, you're the last ♪
My everything ♪
My everything ♪
["SEX AND THE CITY" THEME PLAYING]
sync & corrections awaqeded
[MUSIC FADES OUT]
[UPBEAT SALSA VERSION OF THE
"SEX AND THE CITY" THEME PLAYING]
[MUSIC ENDS]