Gilligan's Island (1964) s03e21 Episode Script

1
Here you are.
Thank you, gilligan.
Now step aside, please.
Wow!
Gilligan, not now.
Wait till after I throw the strike,
then you can say wow.
I say wow about the storm. Yes.
Wow!
There, you said it yourself.
We'd better get inside!
Gilligan, not now!
[Pins fall over] Oh, no!
Gilligan, little buddy!
Gilligan, little buddy!
Oh, my goodness!
Don't move a muscle, gilligan.
I'll get the professor and I'll be right back!
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale ♪
a tale of a fateful trip ♪
that started from this tropic port ♪
aboard this tiny ship ♪
the mate was a mighty sailin' man ♪
the skipper brave and sure ♪
5 passengers set sail that day
for a 3-hour tour ♪
a 3-hour tour ♪
[thunder]
The weather started getting rough ♪
the tiny ship was tossed ♪
if not for the courage
of the fearless crew ♪
the minnow would be lost,
the minnow would be lost ♪
the ship's aground
on the shore of this ♪
uncharted desert isle ♪
with gilligan ♪
the skipper, too ♪
the millionaire and his wife ♪
the movie star ♪
the professor and Mary Ann ♪
here on gilligan's isle ♪
Oh, gilligan, you're alright!
What happened?
Well, you got hit by lightning! I did?
You sure did! You were knocked
30 feet into the bowling pins!
Did I knock 'em all down?
He sounds normal.
Gilligan, I think we've had
enough bowling for today.
Put the ball down, and let's go.
It's stuck. It Won't let go of my hand.
Gilligan, it might help
if you let go of the ball!
Gilligan!
[Groans] Eh uh e uu
Yes.
Well
The rock has a high content of iron ore.
Somehow, the lightning
created a magnetic field,
thereby causing a molecular attraction
between the metal in the
rock and gilligan's hand.
That can't be, professor.
To be magnetized, gilligan's hand
would have to be made of metal.
Eh eh e-uuu
well, you see, skipper?
There's your answer.
Apparently, gilligan's body
absorbed enough
electricity from the lightning
to have crystalized
certain metallic elements.
I sure wish I took that
language in school.
All I took was English.
The point is that your body
contains a great many metals.
You mean if I drink water, I'll rust?
No, of course not, gilligan.
Does it mean I'll be stuck
with this stone Forever?
Oh, no.
Everybody look happy,
now. Here he comes!
Alright. Try to ignore the rock.
Be nonchalant.
[Whistling]
Hi, gilligan.
Hi, gilligan! Hi.
Sorry. I keep forgetting
about the rock on my hand.
What rock? This one.
I don't see any rock.
Do you see a rock, Mary Ann?
No. If you had a rock on
your hand, I'd see it, gilligan.
Thanks girls, but you
don't have to pretend.
The professor's working on
something that'll get this right off.
I'm not worried Much.
Oh, gilligan, that's one
of the bravest things
I've ever heard.
If not the bravest.
I'm going to give you a big kiss for that.
Me, too.
Oh, no, don't touch me! There's
something you don't know!
M-M-M! M-m-m!
Ooh. No shock.
There you are, gilligan,
my boy. Just relax.
How can I relax with
this thing in my hand?
Mrs. Howell relaxes when
she wears her diamond ring,
and it's only a few carats smaller.
There you are now. Don't go bye-bye.
Gilligan's ready.
Oh, good!
Do you think it'll work?
Thurston, I didn't lie there
just wasting your money.
I learned a great deal
on the analyst's couch.
Now, gilligan, don't
you worry about a thing.
We'll have that silly stone
off your hand in a jiffy.
That's wonderful.
The only reason you
can't get rid of that rock
is because you were so
scared by that dreadful lightning.
The rock is only in your mind.
No, it's not. It's right on my hand, see?
In a few moments, it'll slip off your finger.
What do I have to do?
Nothing. That's the whole
point. Absolutely nothing.
I'm very good at that.
Just close your eyes.
I'm even better at that!
Just relax.
Relax your arms
Relax your hands
Relax your fingers.
Relax completely.
Relax, relax.
The rock will slip off your finger.
Let it drop
Let it drop
Oh! Eee! Ho!
He let it drop!
Good, good, good, gilligan!
You're free of that dreadful rock!
Oh, great, Mrs. Howell
Skipper: Ooh!
Skipper, did I do that?
No, gilligan. I just felt like
wearing the door tonight.
Wow. This arm is
sure getting the muscle.
Pretty soon my right side'll
be able to beat up my left side.
Gilligan, look, you've
had a hard, rough day.
Why don't you get in your hammock
and have a good night's sleep?
Ok, skipper.
Here, gilligan.
I'll help you.
I'll pick you up and
ee ee ee ee
gilligan, little buddy
I'm sorry. I I was trying to help you.
That's ok, skipper.
I didn't mean to hurt you.
It's not your fault. It's this darn rock.
I know. That darn rock!
Let's try using the chair!
There you are.
Ee ee!
There. Now try and
forget all about the rock.
I'm sure the professor'll
think of something!
'Cause last time I saw him,
he had just found something
in his chemistry book
about discharging an
electrical something or other.
There was a lot of technical lingo,
but it sure sounded like he
had the key to the situation.
[Gilligan snores]
Aw little guy's asleep already.
[Zzz]
Oof!
Gilligan!
Gilligan!
Gilligan!
Oof!
[Both snoring]
Careful, ginger.
Remember, I'm a live wire.
Oh, that's alright. I'm insulated.
The professor let me
borrow his rubber gloves.
Now
Open your mouth like
a good little gilligan.
All gone!
You know, ginger, you
remind me of my mother
when I was a little boy.
Aw, that's very sweet of you to say that.
You can consider me your
mother away from home.
I can? Well, gee, ging
sure. Just call me mom.
Ok, mom. Would you mind very
Otherwise, I eat too fast.
I'd be happy to.
Ok.
Once upon a time,
there was a wicked, wicked witch,
and she lived in a big castle
in a very dark forest.
And one day, along came
a tall, handsome movie star.
Alright, skipper. Pedal faster.
Alright, professor. Faster.
Faster.
It worked!
It worked! I'm ready for gilligan!
Oh, I'll go get him!
That that's wonderful, professor!
Gilligan!
I'm over here.
Oh, gilligan!
The professor's invented
something that he thinks
will cure whatever you think you've got!
He has? He did? That's great.
Would you help me,
Mary Ann? Sure, how?
Well, the skipper made
this little wheelbarrow
to carry the ball, and Would
you mind driving for a while?
Of course not.
The bicycle and the generator
will provide a mild electric charge
which should counteract
the negative ions
which have caused the rock
to be magnetized to your hand.
When we tried it before,
the rock completely fell apart.
Maybe we'd better do it later.
No, skipper, let's do it
now. I wanna get it off now.
Alright, gilligan. What do I do?
Put your hand up on that pedestal.
Not that hand! The other hand!
Now, Mary Ann, when I tell you,
you touch the rock with that electrode.
Right.
Skipper, you can start peddling now.
Will it hurt much?
Oh, I don't think you'll feel a thing.
Alright, Mary Ann, let's try it.
Pedal faster, skipper.
Wow. That was a close one!
Skip
Oh that one was really close!
Skipper, are you alright?
Yeah.
Mary Ann? Mary Ann!
Are you alright?
I think.
Look!
The rock is off gilligan's hand!
Gilligan!
Gilligan, where are you?
Skipper!
Mary Ann: He's there!
Where? Under there!
Hang on, gilligan!
We'll get ya outta here!
It'll just take a second.
Gilligan?
Gilligan: Hey, the rock's off my hand.
Sure does feel good to be myself again.
You were right, professor.
I didn't feel a thing.
Where are you?
Standing right here. Can't you see me?
No!
Well, the lightning must
have affected your eyes.
Well, I can see the
skipper and Mary Ann.
I can see the professor and Mary Ann.
Well, I can see the
skipper and the professor.
Yeah, and I can see the
professor, and the ski
and you can't See Me
That must mean
Gilligan
You're invisible!
Gilligan?
Over here, skipper.
Where's over here?
I'm sitting in the chair.
Oh.
I brought you the mirror.
Thanks.
Boy I'm invisible, alright.
Either that, or I've lost a lotta weight.
Skipper, I'm scared.
There's nothing to be
scared about, little buddy.
I'm sure the professor
will figure out something.
I'll see if he needs anything.
[Low voice] Find anything that'll help?
[Softly] Afraid not.
Frankly, skipper, I'm stumped.
Gilligan appears to be
perfectly normal in every respect
except that he's invisible.
Do you mean there's nothing wrong?
Well, his pulse was a little rapid.
Gilligan, softly: It was?
Gilligan, are you with us?
Uh-huh.
Well, what do you mean
sneaking up like that?
I didn't sneak up.
I walked right over here.
Look, when you're invisible,
it's just as good as sneaking!
I'm sorry, skipper. I'll
go back and sit down.
Uh, wait a minute. Gilligan
I want to check your pulse again.
Ok.
I think I'd rather have
you over here at the table.
Oh, watch your elbow, gilligan.
Sorry, skipper.
Alright, gilligan
[Laughing] You're tickling me, professor.
That's my ribs!
Here, I'll put my wrist in your hand.
Ah.
Well?
Well pulse is a little rapid.
Professor, you gotta do something.
I know I'm not handsome or anything,
but at least when I looked in the mirror,
there was somebody looking back!
Gilligan, I I just don't have
the slightest idea what to do.
I know you wouldn't
want me to lie to you.
Lie to me, professor! Lie to me!
There, there, little buddy.
Gilligan?
Gilligan!
He could be asleep, and
I wouldn't even know it.
I don't know if he sleeps
with his head at this end, or
That end.
Tch. He isn't even in the hammock.
Looking for me, Mary Ann?
Hi, gilligan.
Where are you?
How do you feel?
Alright, I guess.
I'm glad you feel alright
Wherever you are.
Over here.
Where's here?
Gilligan, I made you your favorite drink
it's got banana and papaya
and coconut.
[Slurping]
Well, you certainly made that disappear.
I'm sorry, gilligan.
If you don't mind, ginger,
I'll wait for the professor to come back.
Don't be silly. The professor
asked me to do these tests.
Now open your mouth and say ahh.
Ahh.
Where is it?
Where's what?
Your mouth.
Right under my nose.
Sorry, ginger. I know
you're just trying to help.
Ahh a little higher. Ahh
A little higher. Ow! That's my forehead!
Ahh a little to the left. Ahh
Wait a min wait a minute, ginger.
Now, you see where I bit the pear?
That's where my mouth is.
Open your mouth and say ahh again.
Ahh
[Gags]
There. There! That's good.
What'd you see?
Nothing. But the professor told me
to write everything down.
He asked me to check your reflexes, too.
Cross your legs.
They are crossed.
Where are they?
Right here. See?
Ah.
Oh, that's good!
I think.
Gilligan! Where are you?
Where are you?
Oh!
I think he's over there, dear.
Gilligan! Gilligan.
That is you, isn't it?
If it isn't, we'd better run for our lives.
Uh 9-gilligan!
Ow! You stepped on my foot!
Ooh! Oh, I'm sorry!
That is you, isn't it?
Yes, Mr. Howell.
Well, why didn't you answer?
I wanted to be alone.
I know just how you feel, gilligan.
I often wish I was alone
especially when I'm by myself.
Mr. and Mrs. Howell!
Mr. and Mrs. Howell,
have you seen gilligan?
I I don't mean seen, I mean
well, you know what I'm talking about.
I'm right here, skipper.
Where? Well, it doesn't matter.
Come on with me,
because I think the
professor's found a cure!
Well, wait for me!
Oof!
Gilligan, will you get going?
Tell me again, professor.
What's this supposed to do?
Well, I've impregnated these
strips of cloth with lead ore
gilligan: Or what?
Gilligan.
And if you're giving off negative charges,
these will absorb the electrical impulses,
and you'll be visible again!
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
Just hold it now and let
him finish with this lead cloth.
You just trust me, gilligan.
What I'm doing won't hurt.
Professor
skipper, let's take a look.
[Low voice] Say
something positive to him.
How do I look?
You look fine, gilligan.
How does it feel?
Well it's kind of heavy.
Gilligan I don't think
you're ready to go out yet.
Why not?
You've got no bottom.
[Sobbing]
Easy now, little buddy.
Don't take big steps. That's right.
Here we go. Hey, now you're gettin' it.
You go over to the hut and lie down,
and I'll be there in a minute!
Alright, skipper.
Poor gilligan. The way he's been feeling,
I hope he makes it to dinner tonight.
I hope so, too, but how can we tell?
That's true, too.
Hi!
[Gasps] Aah!
Ginger, stop, I'm caught
in your com-om-om-omb
aah!
And I had no idea that the comb
got stuck in the strips of cloth.
I didn't even know it was gilligan
until it came off and
there was no one there.
That lead cloth might have helped him.
We'll have to wrap him up again.
Oh, let me put the strips back on.
I'm awfully good at wrapping things.
Lovely does a wonderful job.
One year, it took me until may to
unwrap one of her Christmas gifts.
Listen, everybody. I
got a note from gilligan.
A note?
What did the note say, skipper?
"Dear everyone,
"I'm sorry I've caused so much trouble.
"I didn't mean to.
"I'm moving to the other
side of the island
"so you won't have to worry
about bumping into me
"or stepping on me or anything.
Your friend, gilligan."
Oh, little buddy, you
weren't that much trouble.
Why would he do
a foolish thing like that?
I don't know, but let's not sit here.
Let's go look for him!
How can we look for him
if we can't see him?
When we find someone who isn't there,
we'll know we've got him.
I know. I'll offer $10,000
for any information
about his whereabouts.
Why, that's an insult, Mr. Howell!
We love gilligan! You don't
have to offer us any money!
I wasn't thinking of you.
I thought gilligan might
hear and turn himself in.
I wonder if gilligan knows
how much we all really love him.
Oh if you'll all please excuse me
Gilligan, is that you?
It must be gilligan.
You've been sitting there
all this time listening to us?
Sure sounded good, skipper.
You mean you sat there and listened
to all those nice things
we said about you?
Yep, you just finished saying
how all of you loved me.
Well, that was before I
knew you were listening!
Missed me.
Ha ha. Missed me again!
Oop. Missed me again.
I don't know why I'm running
away. You can't see me.
Besides, I'm not even frightened of you,
even if you are bigger And fatter.
Fat, am I?
I see him! I see gilligan!
No, you can't. I
yes, you can.
Well, that cloth must have
been on long enough to work!
Hi, skipper.
Gilligan, if you think the worst
thing that ever happened to you
was being invisible,
wait'll I get my hands on ya!
Gilligan!
Yeah, skipper?
Would you give me a
hand with this fish net?
Where are you?
Why, I'm right here.
Where?
Over here. Near the window.
Oh, skipper
I hate to say this
But I think you're invisible.
What do you mean, I'm invisible?
You see? Look.
[Gasps]
Skipper!
Skipper!
[Laughing]
Skipper
Skipper!
Oh, don't sit on me!
You're all better, little buddy!
Now this is the tale of our castaways ♪
they're here for a long, long time ♪
they'll have to make the best of things ♪
it's an uphill climb ♪
the first mate and his skipper, too ♪
will do their very best ♪
to make the others comfortable ♪
in the tropic island nest ♪
no phone No lights
no motorcars, not a single luxury ♪
like Robinson crusoe ♪
it's primitive as can be ♪
so join us here each week, my friends ♪
you're sure to get a smile ♪
from 7 stranded castaways ♪
here on gilligan's isle ♪