Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! (2004) s04e01 Episode Script
Galactic Smash: Space Attack
[PANTING]
Commodore, she's jammed the hatch.
I think she's heading
for flight deck 29-B.
Unit 16, head her off.
GUARD 1: There she is!
GUARD 2: Stop her!
Shut the hangar door!
Aah!
[BEEPS]
After her.
Okay. You are gonna start working for me.
Tell me now,
who in the universe can help me
defeat the Varkons?
[THEME SONG PLAYING]
CHIRO: While exploring
the outskirts of the city,
I discovered an abandoned Super Robot.
It was then my life was transformed
by the mysterious Power Primate.
The Robot Monkeys were awakened,
and I, Chiro, made their leader.
Our quest: Save Shuggazoom City
from the evils of the Skeleton King.
SINGERS:
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce go! ♪
Fighting any evil,
They are Shuggazoom's hope ♪
Super Robot Monkey
Hyperforce go! ♪
Defeating any foe ♪
ANTAURI:
Antauri.
SPARX:
Sparx.
GIBSON:
Gibson.
NOVA:
Nova.
OTTO:
Otto.
CHIRO:
Chiro!
SINGERS:
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce go! ♪
If you need a hero,
That's a name you should know ♪
Super Robot Monkey
Hyperforce go! ♪
Come on with us
Let's go! ♪
[MONKEYS CHITTER]
CHIRO: Play Jinmay's transmission
one more time, Otto.
back on-- Shuggazoom.
Something terrible has happened.
Don't know what to--
[STATIC HISSES]
Something's wrong, but what?
Hang on.
I think I can adjust the
subspace-frequency filter, and then
Need your help back on Shuggazoom.
Whoa, she needs us on Shuggazoom!
Brilliant deduction, Captain Obvious.
You win the gold star.
Thanks. I'll see
if I can pull in some more.
[BEEPING]
Robot warrior crew, I need your help.
Oops. Wrong girl.
Maybe I should just readjust this.
Wait, this is a different transmission.
It is?
Who is she?
It's imperative that you respond.
-I have no one else to turn to.
-[BLAST]
The fate of countless worlds
hangs in the balance.
Please, hurry!
[STATIC HISSES]
I've triangulated the coordinates
of her transmission.
Let's go help her.
But what about Jinmay?
She needs our help, too.
I haven't forgotten about her,
but we can't ignore a distress call.
I don't see a ship here.
Oh, there she is. Let's pick her up.
There's laser-carbon scorching
all over it.
Is she all right?
Better than all right, she's got an
ion-injected neutron hyperdrive.
Sweet!
I meant the girl, Otto.
Oh.
[GROANS]
-She's still breathing.
-What is that she's clinging to?
-No!
-Aah!
[SCREECHING]
Wait a minute!
[ELECTRICITY HUMMING]
We responded to your distress call.
You're the one who wanted our help.
Your help?
What can a kid and a bunch
of monkeys do for me?
We're cybernetic monkeys.
Highly sophisticated, mecha-enhanced--
Yeah, yeah. That's great.
But I need an army
If I'm gonna stop the Commodore
from wiping out half the cosmos.
The who? Slow down, lady.
The Varkon Commodore,
he's a complete madman.
He's destroyed
hundreds of populated planets,
including my home world.
What is that device
you're so closely guarding?
This is the key to his power.
It's an oracular device.
You can literally cheat your own future.
It allows you to win
in any given combat situation.
Wow Oracular.
Seeing the future would certainly provide
a tactical advantage,
if it were possible, Miss
Alliana. I assure you,
it's more than possible.
The Commodore used it to destroy
my home planet, Arcadia.
I know what it can do.
And it's always accurate?
Try it for yourself.
Ooh, let me! Let me! I want to try!
Ah! I got eaten by a big, purple monster!
That's not really gonna happen, is it?
The Cheaty Machine is telling
you how to defeat it.
By being munched on?
That's some bad advice.
Let me try it out.
What was that?
At the right time, you will know.
All right. Let's try something
a little more immediate.
What's gonna happen right now?
if this machine is telling the truth,
we should prepare for an--
[ALARM BLARING AND RUMBLING]
Varkon drone fighters.
How did they find me?
[BEEPING]
Perhaps it's the homing beacon
hidden on board your ship.
[RUMBLE]
Otto, find that homing beacon.
I'm on it.
Let's show them what this bad boy can do.
Firing finger missiles.
Otto, what's your status?
[HUMMING]
Almost there.
Wait. What's this?
[BEEPING]
Wow, this is great.
I wonder if it can look like a sardine.
Otto, stop fooling around
and get that homing beacon!
No problem.
Catch.
This beacon will draw them
like gravitons to a nucleus.
Chiro, launch torpedo 7.
[ALARM BLARES]
It worked!
We sent them straight
into the asteroid field.
Ha ha! Nice, Chiro. Score!
Clearly, these Varkons
were willing to give their lives
to retrieve this Cheaty Machine.
Let's ask it why.
What will the Varkons use you
for if they get you back?
That's Shuggazoom.
-No!
-So, the next planet they mean to destroy
is your home world.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
[LAUGHS]
[BEEPING]
I'm detecting multiple life-forms
on level 2.
They're here for the Cheaty Machine.
Let's split up and take them down.
Hyperforce, go!
-[MACHINERY WHIRS]
-What was that?
[ROARS]
You had to ask.
Magna Tingler Blast!
You know, I really hate segmented bugs.
Ha, not as tough as it looked.
[RATTLE SHAKING]
Whirling Destructo Saws!
[GRUNTS]
[HISSING]
Uh Oops.
Quit messing around, Nova.
Let me get a shot.
[GRUNTS]
Magna Ball Blazer!
Otto, look out!
It looked like those things were made
out of some kind of weird energy.
What are we up against?
Gibson, now!
Ah, it's no good.
Perhaps a blast of the old
spin shocker will-- Whoa!
Spin Shocker!
[GASPING]
It regenerates.
Not for long.
[GRUNTING]
Now, Gibson!
Antauri, are you all right?
I'm still functioning.
We must hurry and find the others.
I thought I heard something in here.
-Look!
-Heh-heh-heh.
CHIRO:
What is that?
Chiro, look out! Whoa!
Alliana, use the Cheaty Machine.
I'll distract him.
[CACKLING]
Chiro!
The creature's weak point
is in the back of its head!
-Ahh!
-No!
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
[LAUGHS]
You see how accurate
the oracular machine is, Chiro?
Come on. We got to find the others.
Possession of this Cheaty Machine
gives one enormous power.
Why does the Commodore use this power
to destroy inhabited planets?
He doesn't care whether
they're inhabited or not.
All he cares about is how many planets
he's destroyed,
and he talks about being
top five all the time.
Top five? What does that mean?
Sounds like there's a bunch of freak jobs
competing for the title.
What we do know is that the key
to defeating his next attack
is the holographic device on your ship.
[COMM CHIRPS]
GIBSON: Otto, Chiro,
how's it coming in there?
Great! I managed to make Chiro
look much better.
Hey!
See if you like this. Heh, heh.
Or-- Oh, yeah, this really suits you.
GIBSON: Amusing, Otto, but do you
have anything helpful?
Uh, well, yeah, uh.
If you tweak the holograph
to a high-pitched frequency
[HIGH PITCH BEEPING]
That noise will knock out
any holographic disguise.
But I don't see what good that'll do us.
[ALARM BLARING]
Okay. We're in trouble.
ALL:
Whoa!
Whoa!
[GRUNTING]
[BOTH GASPING]
What hit us?
Must have been the Varkons.
They've got the Super Robot!
And the Monkey Team!
Not for long.
Can you fly this thing, Otto?
Yeah, no problem.
Easy as pie in a pineapple pie.
Take us in, Otto.
Robot!
How can we get past them?
Whoa, I got the perfect thing right here!
You see? You capture me, and I surrender.
Halt. Remain where you are.
Good work, soldier.
You've secured the missing monkey.
Uh, um
Thank you, sir.
We'll take the prisoner from here.
We'll put him in the pit with the others.
Wait a minute. Ahem.
I'm the one who caught him.
ALLIANA: Tell your friend
to stop twisting my arm,
or he's gonna lose his.
Shut your trap!
Report back to your command station now!
-It's me, Chiro.
-How did you--
Shh! Don't worry.
I'm gonna get you out of here.
You were saying?
Alliana
From Arcadia, wasn't it?
Soldiers, that was a really satisfying
Galactic Smash.
Put us in the top five.
Galactic Smash? Is that what you call it?
All the players call it "Galactic Smash,"
all across the cosmos,
destroy as many planets as possible
to get the high score.
You can't even begin to imagine
how much fun it is.
Fun?
You did all this as part of a game?
Destroying my world
and everything I've ever loved,
just to raise your score?!
Yes, and it isn't easy, my dear.
Sometimes, I had to use
this little Cheaty Machine.
Please, don't tell
any of the other players.
It's considered unethical,
but it was all worth it.
Now I am ranked number two.
And I'm ready to go
for the number-one high score,
thanks to you.
-What?
-Yes.
You led us to our next target
and helped us capture
its only defense force,
that team of monkey machines.
Shuggazoom will be easy pickings.
Its destruction will make me
the number-one player of Galactic Smash!
SOLDIERS [CHANTING]:
Galactic Smash! Galactic Smash!
Are you taking me to my friends?
Ha, ha. What's left of them.
[SCREECHES]
Ahh!
Uh-oh.
[SHRIEK]
Oh, no!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Commodore, she's jammed the hatch.
I think she's heading
for flight deck 29-B.
Unit 16, head her off.
GUARD 1: There she is!
GUARD 2: Stop her!
Shut the hangar door!
Aah!
[BEEPS]
After her.
Okay. You are gonna start working for me.
Tell me now,
who in the universe can help me
defeat the Varkons?
[THEME SONG PLAYING]
CHIRO: While exploring
the outskirts of the city,
I discovered an abandoned Super Robot.
It was then my life was transformed
by the mysterious Power Primate.
The Robot Monkeys were awakened,
and I, Chiro, made their leader.
Our quest: Save Shuggazoom City
from the evils of the Skeleton King.
SINGERS:
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce go! ♪
Fighting any evil,
They are Shuggazoom's hope ♪
Super Robot Monkey
Hyperforce go! ♪
Defeating any foe ♪
ANTAURI:
Antauri.
SPARX:
Sparx.
GIBSON:
Gibson.
NOVA:
Nova.
OTTO:
Otto.
CHIRO:
Chiro!
SINGERS:
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce go! ♪
If you need a hero,
That's a name you should know ♪
Super Robot Monkey
Hyperforce go! ♪
Come on with us
Let's go! ♪
[MONKEYS CHITTER]
CHIRO: Play Jinmay's transmission
one more time, Otto.
back on-- Shuggazoom.
Something terrible has happened.
Don't know what to--
[STATIC HISSES]
Something's wrong, but what?
Hang on.
I think I can adjust the
subspace-frequency filter, and then
Need your help back on Shuggazoom.
Whoa, she needs us on Shuggazoom!
Brilliant deduction, Captain Obvious.
You win the gold star.
Thanks. I'll see
if I can pull in some more.
[BEEPING]
Robot warrior crew, I need your help.
Oops. Wrong girl.
Maybe I should just readjust this.
Wait, this is a different transmission.
It is?
Who is she?
It's imperative that you respond.
-I have no one else to turn to.
-[BLAST]
The fate of countless worlds
hangs in the balance.
Please, hurry!
[STATIC HISSES]
I've triangulated the coordinates
of her transmission.
Let's go help her.
But what about Jinmay?
She needs our help, too.
I haven't forgotten about her,
but we can't ignore a distress call.
I don't see a ship here.
Oh, there she is. Let's pick her up.
There's laser-carbon scorching
all over it.
Is she all right?
Better than all right, she's got an
ion-injected neutron hyperdrive.
Sweet!
I meant the girl, Otto.
Oh.
[GROANS]
-She's still breathing.
-What is that she's clinging to?
-No!
-Aah!
[SCREECHING]
Wait a minute!
[ELECTRICITY HUMMING]
We responded to your distress call.
You're the one who wanted our help.
Your help?
What can a kid and a bunch
of monkeys do for me?
We're cybernetic monkeys.
Highly sophisticated, mecha-enhanced--
Yeah, yeah. That's great.
But I need an army
If I'm gonna stop the Commodore
from wiping out half the cosmos.
The who? Slow down, lady.
The Varkon Commodore,
he's a complete madman.
He's destroyed
hundreds of populated planets,
including my home world.
What is that device
you're so closely guarding?
This is the key to his power.
It's an oracular device.
You can literally cheat your own future.
It allows you to win
in any given combat situation.
Wow Oracular.
Seeing the future would certainly provide
a tactical advantage,
if it were possible, Miss
Alliana. I assure you,
it's more than possible.
The Commodore used it to destroy
my home planet, Arcadia.
I know what it can do.
And it's always accurate?
Try it for yourself.
Ooh, let me! Let me! I want to try!
Ah! I got eaten by a big, purple monster!
That's not really gonna happen, is it?
The Cheaty Machine is telling
you how to defeat it.
By being munched on?
That's some bad advice.
Let me try it out.
What was that?
At the right time, you will know.
All right. Let's try something
a little more immediate.
What's gonna happen right now?
if this machine is telling the truth,
we should prepare for an--
[ALARM BLARING AND RUMBLING]
Varkon drone fighters.
How did they find me?
[BEEPING]
Perhaps it's the homing beacon
hidden on board your ship.
[RUMBLE]
Otto, find that homing beacon.
I'm on it.
Let's show them what this bad boy can do.
Firing finger missiles.
Otto, what's your status?
[HUMMING]
Almost there.
Wait. What's this?
[BEEPING]
Wow, this is great.
I wonder if it can look like a sardine.
Otto, stop fooling around
and get that homing beacon!
No problem.
Catch.
This beacon will draw them
like gravitons to a nucleus.
Chiro, launch torpedo 7.
[ALARM BLARES]
It worked!
We sent them straight
into the asteroid field.
Ha ha! Nice, Chiro. Score!
Clearly, these Varkons
were willing to give their lives
to retrieve this Cheaty Machine.
Let's ask it why.
What will the Varkons use you
for if they get you back?
That's Shuggazoom.
-No!
-So, the next planet they mean to destroy
is your home world.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
[LAUGHS]
[BEEPING]
I'm detecting multiple life-forms
on level 2.
They're here for the Cheaty Machine.
Let's split up and take them down.
Hyperforce, go!
-[MACHINERY WHIRS]
-What was that?
[ROARS]
You had to ask.
Magna Tingler Blast!
You know, I really hate segmented bugs.
Ha, not as tough as it looked.
[RATTLE SHAKING]
Whirling Destructo Saws!
[GRUNTS]
[HISSING]
Uh Oops.
Quit messing around, Nova.
Let me get a shot.
[GRUNTS]
Magna Ball Blazer!
Otto, look out!
It looked like those things were made
out of some kind of weird energy.
What are we up against?
Gibson, now!
Ah, it's no good.
Perhaps a blast of the old
spin shocker will-- Whoa!
Spin Shocker!
[GASPING]
It regenerates.
Not for long.
[GRUNTING]
Now, Gibson!
Antauri, are you all right?
I'm still functioning.
We must hurry and find the others.
I thought I heard something in here.
-Look!
-Heh-heh-heh.
CHIRO:
What is that?
Chiro, look out! Whoa!
Alliana, use the Cheaty Machine.
I'll distract him.
[CACKLING]
Chiro!
The creature's weak point
is in the back of its head!
-Ahh!
-No!
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
[LAUGHS]
You see how accurate
the oracular machine is, Chiro?
Come on. We got to find the others.
Possession of this Cheaty Machine
gives one enormous power.
Why does the Commodore use this power
to destroy inhabited planets?
He doesn't care whether
they're inhabited or not.
All he cares about is how many planets
he's destroyed,
and he talks about being
top five all the time.
Top five? What does that mean?
Sounds like there's a bunch of freak jobs
competing for the title.
What we do know is that the key
to defeating his next attack
is the holographic device on your ship.
[COMM CHIRPS]
GIBSON: Otto, Chiro,
how's it coming in there?
Great! I managed to make Chiro
look much better.
Hey!
See if you like this. Heh, heh.
Or-- Oh, yeah, this really suits you.
GIBSON: Amusing, Otto, but do you
have anything helpful?
Uh, well, yeah, uh.
If you tweak the holograph
to a high-pitched frequency
[HIGH PITCH BEEPING]
That noise will knock out
any holographic disguise.
But I don't see what good that'll do us.
[ALARM BLARING]
Okay. We're in trouble.
ALL:
Whoa!
Whoa!
[GRUNTING]
[BOTH GASPING]
What hit us?
Must have been the Varkons.
They've got the Super Robot!
And the Monkey Team!
Not for long.
Can you fly this thing, Otto?
Yeah, no problem.
Easy as pie in a pineapple pie.
Take us in, Otto.
Robot!
How can we get past them?
Whoa, I got the perfect thing right here!
You see? You capture me, and I surrender.
Halt. Remain where you are.
Good work, soldier.
You've secured the missing monkey.
Uh, um
Thank you, sir.
We'll take the prisoner from here.
We'll put him in the pit with the others.
Wait a minute. Ahem.
I'm the one who caught him.
ALLIANA: Tell your friend
to stop twisting my arm,
or he's gonna lose his.
Shut your trap!
Report back to your command station now!
-It's me, Chiro.
-How did you--
Shh! Don't worry.
I'm gonna get you out of here.
You were saying?
Alliana
From Arcadia, wasn't it?
Soldiers, that was a really satisfying
Galactic Smash.
Put us in the top five.
Galactic Smash? Is that what you call it?
All the players call it "Galactic Smash,"
all across the cosmos,
destroy as many planets as possible
to get the high score.
You can't even begin to imagine
how much fun it is.
Fun?
You did all this as part of a game?
Destroying my world
and everything I've ever loved,
just to raise your score?!
Yes, and it isn't easy, my dear.
Sometimes, I had to use
this little Cheaty Machine.
Please, don't tell
any of the other players.
It's considered unethical,
but it was all worth it.
Now I am ranked number two.
And I'm ready to go
for the number-one high score,
thanks to you.
-What?
-Yes.
You led us to our next target
and helped us capture
its only defense force,
that team of monkey machines.
Shuggazoom will be easy pickings.
Its destruction will make me
the number-one player of Galactic Smash!
SOLDIERS [CHANTING]:
Galactic Smash! Galactic Smash!
Are you taking me to my friends?
Ha, ha. What's left of them.
[SCREECHES]
Ahh!
Uh-oh.
[SHRIEK]
Oh, no!
[MUSIC PLAYING]