The Brady Bunch (1969) s04e01 Episode Script
Hawaii Bound
1
Here's the story
Of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up
Three very lovely girls
All of them had hair of gold ♪
Like their mother
The youngest one in curls ♪
It's the story of a man named Brady ♪
Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
They were four men living all together ♪
Yet they were all alone ♪
Till the one day
when the lady met this fellow ♪
And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
That this group
must somehow form a family ♪
That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
The Brady Bunch
The Brady Bunch
That's the way
we became the Brady Bunch. ♪
♪
Honey, I'm home.
Hi, sweetheart.
Hi, honey.
Ooh! What is it?
Gosh, do I even get a kiss first? Okay.
Now, what's in the box?
Hi, Dad. Hi.
What's in the box?
My gosh. It runs in the family. Yeah.
Listen, Peter, go get the rest of the kids
'cause I have a surprise
here for everybody.
Okay. Greg! Marcia! Jan! Bobby! Cindy!
I said go get them.
I know how to yell.
Okay, Dad. Scoot.
Hey, Mike, while we're
waiting for the kids,
what is it? ( Laughs )
It's a box with a ribbon on it.
Ooh, you are mean!
You'll never guess. You'll never guess.
I won't tell.
Did we do something
good, or something?
You haven't done anything good yet.
I'm still waiting.
GREG: Is that for all of us?
Listen, I'm gonna give you a hint. Okay.
It has to do with water.
Water? Water? Water? Water?
In a box?
Water? ( Laughs )
Oh, well, one thing,
it's too little for a swimming pool.
Why don't you go ahead and open it?
( Kids shouting encouragement )
Oh, I'm so excited. I can't believe
this little box is for all
of us. You'll never guess.
Oh GREG: Hurry up!
It looks like airline tickets!
That's because they are airline tickets.
For all of us? Are we going somewhere?
( All talking at once )
Mr. Philips asked me
to check on the construction
of a building I designed,
you know? Yeah, where?
ALL: Where? Come on, Dad!
You know, the kids are out of school,
we're going to be on vacation
( kids talking excitedly )
He said, "Why not
take the whole family along
at company expense?"
Mike, where are we going?!
Hawaii!
ALL: Hawaii?!
( Screaming with delight )
We're going to Hawaii!
What'll I wear?
ALICE: What is it?
What's going on?
Alice, we'll tell you later! Just yell!
Yay!
( Whistling )
( Kids yelling excitedly )
CAROL: Mike, I'll send your boss
a beautiful postcard every day.
MIKE: Honey, this is a business trip.
"Okay, I'll just say," Having a terrible time.
Wish you were here."
( Both laugh )
GREG: Look! Hawaii!
CINDY: How can they
land such a big plane
on such a little island?
BOBBY: Hey, what's
that big lump down there?
PETER:
That's Diamond Head, dumb head!
JAN: Honolulu, here we are!
♪
( Greg speaks indistinctly )
Uh that's enough.
( Alice laugh )
I'm going to tell Mrs. Brady on you.
( laughs )
Oh.
Where's Alice? I don't know.
( laughing )
Oh, look at that.
Come on, Alice!
MIKE: Come on!
She'll stay there all day.
Hey, half a day?
The boss wants me to pick up
Mr. Brady and his family
at the airport.
He gets all the tough jobs.
Aloha.
Mr. Brady, uh
my boss said you might want
to do some sightseeing
over the weekend
before you start work Monday,
and, uh, I'm available.
Oh Oh, neat!
That sounds great to me.
CAROL: Well, come on, let's get started.
( laughing )
Oh, look! Isn't this impressive?
What's this place called again, David?
They call it Puluoalakala.
What? What?
Puluoalakala.
What? Puluo
alakala. ( All laughing )
Puluoalakala Alakala.
Why don't we call it Lookout Point?
( laughing )
DAVID: That's the new modern
state building in the background,
and the old Ilani Palace
is the building in front of it
the only royal palace
in the United States.
Here, let me take your picture
in front of King Kamehameha.
You know, he was the first island chief
to get all the islands
under one rule, so he was our first king.
I bet I know why he was king.
Why?
Look how big he was.
Okay, ready?
Smile. Say "belly button."
ALL: Belly button.
( Camera click )
Fine.
DAVID: I guess you can see
how it got its name the blowhole.
MIKE: You might call it
Old Faithful, Hawaiian style.
Wow, that's really neat.
Yeah, you see, man.
Did you get your picture?
Yeah. But I thought it'd really blow
and get us all wet.
Oh, you want to get wet?
Why didn't you say so.
( laughing )
PETER: Wow. Look at it.
ALICE: This is Pearl Harbor.
JAN: Is it ever big.
MARCIA: Big? It's enormous.
PETER: Hey, what's that over there?
BOBBY: Forget about
that. Look over here.
CINDY: What's that funny thing?
JAN: Look way down there.
MARCIA: Yeah, what's that?
MIKE: Hey, hold it, hold
it. One thing at a time.
BOBBY: Yeah, pipe
down. One thing at a time.
Now what's that over there?
CAROL: Bobby! Now let's all give
David a chance to tell us about it.
DAVID: Well, first of all, Pearl Harbor
is the biggest naval
installation in the Pacific.
See over there?
Those are nuclear submarines
being serviced.
Every time an astronaut returns
from the moon,
the recovery ships come from this port.
CAROL: Oh, remember, kids?
We saw that on television.
Are those battleships?
Over there?
Those are destroyers
guided missile destroyers.
Those ships carry missiles on the stern.
Yeah, right in the back on the stern.
You see there those are missiles.
Over there starts Battleship Row.
And up ahead is the Arizona memorial.
PETER: Gee, it's something seeing
the Arizona right underneath us.
MIKE: Yeah. Even though it's
no longer a commissioned ship,
the Navy granted special permission
to fly the American flag over it.
BOBBY: You mean
like she was still afloat?
MIKE: Yeah.
You see how this is constructed
it's low in the center
and it's higher on the ends?
That's symbolic of the ultimate victory.
Look over here at the base
of this flagpole.
You see this plaque?
"Dedicated to the eternal memory
of our gallant shipmates
"in the USS Arizona
"who gave their lives in action,
7 December 1941.
"From today on, the USS Arizona
"will again fly our country's flag
"just as proudly as she did
on the morning of 7 December 1941."
CAROL: Oh, I must say,
Pearl Harbor sure is impressive, isn't it?
You know, there's a story
about Pearl Harbor
most people don't know.
What kind of story?
Well
way back, when they first
started to build all this,
an old island chief
warned them against it.
See, the elders believed
that this was the home
of the Shark Queen God.
Shark Queen God?
One of the strongest of the island gods.
The chief told them
that this place was taboo
and if they built here,
evil things would happen.
What kind of evil things?
Well, when they finished
building the first dry dock,
it collapsed and sank into the sea.
No one could ever explain
how it happened.
Wow. Then what?
Well, then they started building again.
And the chief warned them again.
Did they listen to him this time?
Nope.
Nothing happened.
Until the attack in 1941.
Well, I hardly think
that has anything to do
with the taboo, kids.
Well, neither do I, Mr. Brady,
but, uh, you know,
some of these old elders
are pretty superstitious.
Hey, look what I dug up.
No!
Do not touch.
Why not?
Taboo. Taboo idol very strong.
Bring evil to all who touch.
Aw, come on, brother.
That's just an old island superstition.
Do as I say.
You kidding me?
Do not touch. Will bring evil.
Okay, old man, so we get rid of it.
You satisfied now?
Someday you learn respect
respect for island taboo.
That's the boss's office
over there, Mr. Brady.
Well, I just want to check on
a couple of things.
I'll be right back.
Dad, can we take a look around?
Okay, but don't go far,
'cause I'm not gonna
be gone long, okay?
BOBBY: Come on, let's go
see what they're doing there.
Say, Dave, maybe you
and I can get together
a little later and check out
some of the more important sights,
like bikinis!
Hey, right on!
Come on down to the beach tomorrow.
You can look while I judge
a surfing contest
for some of my buddies.
Hey, you know, I do some surfing.
Do you suppose I can get in the contest?
You're in, but you got to watch out
we've got some pretty big surf over here
and you got to keep your eyes
on the waves, not the bikinis.
( Chuckling ): Okay.
Hey, Pete!
Look what I found!
It's real old.
It sure is ugly.
You know who it reminds me of?
Who?
You.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to put a string on him
and wear him around
my neck for good luck.
( Strumming off-key )
Does that sound right to you?
If you're trying to make a terrible sound,
it sounds right.
Hi, there.
Hi.
You're having a little trouble
with that, aren't you?
I sure am.
Can you play one?
I think I remember.
Thanks.
( Playing light melody )
You're a lot better than Bobby.
Thanks again.
Can you sing something for us?
Sure.
Sam, lend me your tonsils.
Sure, I'll loan you both.
Sweet someone
Whoever you may be
Sweet someone
You suit me to a tee
Although you pay no attention ♪
To me at all
One kiss, and needless to mention ♪
I had to fall
How I wonder
Who's keeping us apart
Don't blunder
And give away your heart
Until you whisper "I love you" ♪
And then I'll know
Sweet someone
That you belong
To
Me.
That's good!
Thank you.
You guys sure do sing good.
Like real singers.
Ah, who knows?
Maybe someday we can
turn professional.
Hey, I know who you are.
No wonder he sings so good.
He's Don Ho.
Don who?
Don Ho.
This is Sam Kapu, and he and I sing
at the Polynesian Palace together.
Welcome to the islands.
Thanks. Thanks.
Thank you, kids.
See you later.
Wait.
Can I have your
Can I have your autograph?
Sure. Yours, too, Mr. Kapu.
What are your names?
Bobby and Cindy Brady.
Well, let me take a wild guess now.
You're Cindy.
Right.
Aloha! Aloha!
Aloha! Aloha!
Boy, we never would have met them
if it hadn't have been
for my good luck charm.
( Metallic clunk )
Some good luck charm!
♪
You know, that was a good show tonight.
Oh, it was wonderful.
Yeah. Don Ho has a great act.
How would you know?
You never took your eyes
off the hula girls.
Aw. I barely noticed them.
Oh, yeah?
Your eyeballs were going back and forth
twice as fast as their hips.
( Chuckles )
Well, it's been a great trip for all of us.
( laughs )
Ah, so far it's been a perfect vacation.
Okay, let's hit the sack.
I got a big day tomorrow
in that surfing contest.
Boy, you're going to get wiped out.
Yeah. Over here, all the guys can surf
before they can walk.
There happen to be great surfers
all over the world back home, too.
We know that.
We just didn't know
you were one of them.
( laughing )
Gee, I'm sorry, Bobby.
Boy, that almost hit you on your head.
You could have been hurt.
I know.
It's a good thing I had
my good luck charm with me.
♪
Come on, you guys.
I want to rent a board
and get in some surfing
before the contest.
Aren't the girls coming?
No. They're going to a hula lesson.
Who needs a hula lesson
to learn how to hula?
Come on, swivel hips.
Come on, everybody.
We don't want to miss our hula lesson.
Wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute.
There's something wrong.
I don't seem to have enough grass
for the backyard.
I think I have yours, Alice.
I think you do, too.
Okay, everybody, come on. Out you go.
Isn't this Bobby's little statue?
Yeah. I guess he dropped it
when they went to the beach.
I'll keep it for him.
Okay.
( Hula music playing )
Alice, now, you take it easy.
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, I feel it, I feel it. Yeah.
Oh oh, that's the glide, yeah?
Yeah, gliding. Oh
Oh!
Ah! I'm getting it.
Stretch.
I'm getting it.
I got it.
Uh uh help!
I mean, I think I've really got it.
I can't move.
Alice, what is it?
Oh, it's, uh
it's my hula, Mrs. Brady.
My "hu" went one way and
my "la" went the other.
Can anybody care to lend
a helping hula hand?
We'll be right back.
ALICE: Oh!
( Nervous chuckle )
Oh, boy!
Okay, so we'll keep it simple.
You got a half hour,
and I judge you on your best ride, okay?
Okay.
Okay, let's go.
Hey, Dave, after the contest bikinis?
Listen, mahalini, you just pay attention
to the waves.
I'll try, but it's hard, brother.
What was all that stuff about the bikinis?
You'll learn.
Boy, will you learn.
Well, here goes.
Wish me luck.
ALL: Good luck, Greg!
Oh, Bobby, speaking of luck,
look what I found.
Thanks, Alice. I thought
it was gone forever.
Hey, Greg, wait!
BOBBY: Wait!
Here!
It'll bring you good luck.
Thanks. I'll take all I can get!
♪
Here they come.
There goes Greg.
He's pretty good.
Wow! Look at that big wave.
Watch it, Greg.
Wow!
Oh!
Think you could do that?
No.
Oh, I don't know how they
stay on those things.
Oh, here comes Greg.
Wow!
Wow! Greg's really doing great.
Naturally!
He has my good luck charm.
ALL: Oh! Oh, Greg, no!
What happened?
BOBBY: Where is he?
PETER: I don't know. I can't see him.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, Greg!
Greg?
Greg!
Mike, where is he?
He should have come up by now.
Keep looking for him.
Greg?
MIKE: Greg!
Here's the story
Of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up
Three very lovely girls
All of them had hair of gold ♪
Like their mother
The youngest one in curls ♪
It's the story of a man named Brady ♪
Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
They were four men living all together ♪
Yet they were all alone ♪
Till the one day
when the lady met this fellow ♪
And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
That this group
must somehow form a family ♪
That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
The Brady Bunch
The Brady Bunch
That's the way
we became the Brady Bunch. ♪
♪
Honey, I'm home.
Hi, sweetheart.
Hi, honey.
Ooh! What is it?
Gosh, do I even get a kiss first? Okay.
Now, what's in the box?
Hi, Dad. Hi.
What's in the box?
My gosh. It runs in the family. Yeah.
Listen, Peter, go get the rest of the kids
'cause I have a surprise
here for everybody.
Okay. Greg! Marcia! Jan! Bobby! Cindy!
I said go get them.
I know how to yell.
Okay, Dad. Scoot.
Hey, Mike, while we're
waiting for the kids,
what is it? ( Laughs )
It's a box with a ribbon on it.
Ooh, you are mean!
You'll never guess. You'll never guess.
I won't tell.
Did we do something
good, or something?
You haven't done anything good yet.
I'm still waiting.
GREG: Is that for all of us?
Listen, I'm gonna give you a hint. Okay.
It has to do with water.
Water? Water? Water? Water?
In a box?
Water? ( Laughs )
Oh, well, one thing,
it's too little for a swimming pool.
Why don't you go ahead and open it?
( Kids shouting encouragement )
Oh, I'm so excited. I can't believe
this little box is for all
of us. You'll never guess.
Oh GREG: Hurry up!
It looks like airline tickets!
That's because they are airline tickets.
For all of us? Are we going somewhere?
( All talking at once )
Mr. Philips asked me
to check on the construction
of a building I designed,
you know? Yeah, where?
ALL: Where? Come on, Dad!
You know, the kids are out of school,
we're going to be on vacation
( kids talking excitedly )
He said, "Why not
take the whole family along
at company expense?"
Mike, where are we going?!
Hawaii!
ALL: Hawaii?!
( Screaming with delight )
We're going to Hawaii!
What'll I wear?
ALICE: What is it?
What's going on?
Alice, we'll tell you later! Just yell!
Yay!
( Whistling )
( Kids yelling excitedly )
CAROL: Mike, I'll send your boss
a beautiful postcard every day.
MIKE: Honey, this is a business trip.
"Okay, I'll just say," Having a terrible time.
Wish you were here."
( Both laugh )
GREG: Look! Hawaii!
CINDY: How can they
land such a big plane
on such a little island?
BOBBY: Hey, what's
that big lump down there?
PETER:
That's Diamond Head, dumb head!
JAN: Honolulu, here we are!
♪
( Greg speaks indistinctly )
Uh that's enough.
( Alice laugh )
I'm going to tell Mrs. Brady on you.
( laughs )
Oh.
Where's Alice? I don't know.
( laughing )
Oh, look at that.
Come on, Alice!
MIKE: Come on!
She'll stay there all day.
Hey, half a day?
The boss wants me to pick up
Mr. Brady and his family
at the airport.
He gets all the tough jobs.
Aloha.
Mr. Brady, uh
my boss said you might want
to do some sightseeing
over the weekend
before you start work Monday,
and, uh, I'm available.
Oh Oh, neat!
That sounds great to me.
CAROL: Well, come on, let's get started.
( laughing )
Oh, look! Isn't this impressive?
What's this place called again, David?
They call it Puluoalakala.
What? What?
Puluoalakala.
What? Puluo
alakala. ( All laughing )
Puluoalakala Alakala.
Why don't we call it Lookout Point?
( laughing )
DAVID: That's the new modern
state building in the background,
and the old Ilani Palace
is the building in front of it
the only royal palace
in the United States.
Here, let me take your picture
in front of King Kamehameha.
You know, he was the first island chief
to get all the islands
under one rule, so he was our first king.
I bet I know why he was king.
Why?
Look how big he was.
Okay, ready?
Smile. Say "belly button."
ALL: Belly button.
( Camera click )
Fine.
DAVID: I guess you can see
how it got its name the blowhole.
MIKE: You might call it
Old Faithful, Hawaiian style.
Wow, that's really neat.
Yeah, you see, man.
Did you get your picture?
Yeah. But I thought it'd really blow
and get us all wet.
Oh, you want to get wet?
Why didn't you say so.
( laughing )
PETER: Wow. Look at it.
ALICE: This is Pearl Harbor.
JAN: Is it ever big.
MARCIA: Big? It's enormous.
PETER: Hey, what's that over there?
BOBBY: Forget about
that. Look over here.
CINDY: What's that funny thing?
JAN: Look way down there.
MARCIA: Yeah, what's that?
MIKE: Hey, hold it, hold
it. One thing at a time.
BOBBY: Yeah, pipe
down. One thing at a time.
Now what's that over there?
CAROL: Bobby! Now let's all give
David a chance to tell us about it.
DAVID: Well, first of all, Pearl Harbor
is the biggest naval
installation in the Pacific.
See over there?
Those are nuclear submarines
being serviced.
Every time an astronaut returns
from the moon,
the recovery ships come from this port.
CAROL: Oh, remember, kids?
We saw that on television.
Are those battleships?
Over there?
Those are destroyers
guided missile destroyers.
Those ships carry missiles on the stern.
Yeah, right in the back on the stern.
You see there those are missiles.
Over there starts Battleship Row.
And up ahead is the Arizona memorial.
PETER: Gee, it's something seeing
the Arizona right underneath us.
MIKE: Yeah. Even though it's
no longer a commissioned ship,
the Navy granted special permission
to fly the American flag over it.
BOBBY: You mean
like she was still afloat?
MIKE: Yeah.
You see how this is constructed
it's low in the center
and it's higher on the ends?
That's symbolic of the ultimate victory.
Look over here at the base
of this flagpole.
You see this plaque?
"Dedicated to the eternal memory
of our gallant shipmates
"in the USS Arizona
"who gave their lives in action,
7 December 1941.
"From today on, the USS Arizona
"will again fly our country's flag
"just as proudly as she did
on the morning of 7 December 1941."
CAROL: Oh, I must say,
Pearl Harbor sure is impressive, isn't it?
You know, there's a story
about Pearl Harbor
most people don't know.
What kind of story?
Well
way back, when they first
started to build all this,
an old island chief
warned them against it.
See, the elders believed
that this was the home
of the Shark Queen God.
Shark Queen God?
One of the strongest of the island gods.
The chief told them
that this place was taboo
and if they built here,
evil things would happen.
What kind of evil things?
Well, when they finished
building the first dry dock,
it collapsed and sank into the sea.
No one could ever explain
how it happened.
Wow. Then what?
Well, then they started building again.
And the chief warned them again.
Did they listen to him this time?
Nope.
Nothing happened.
Until the attack in 1941.
Well, I hardly think
that has anything to do
with the taboo, kids.
Well, neither do I, Mr. Brady,
but, uh, you know,
some of these old elders
are pretty superstitious.
Hey, look what I dug up.
No!
Do not touch.
Why not?
Taboo. Taboo idol very strong.
Bring evil to all who touch.
Aw, come on, brother.
That's just an old island superstition.
Do as I say.
You kidding me?
Do not touch. Will bring evil.
Okay, old man, so we get rid of it.
You satisfied now?
Someday you learn respect
respect for island taboo.
That's the boss's office
over there, Mr. Brady.
Well, I just want to check on
a couple of things.
I'll be right back.
Dad, can we take a look around?
Okay, but don't go far,
'cause I'm not gonna
be gone long, okay?
BOBBY: Come on, let's go
see what they're doing there.
Say, Dave, maybe you
and I can get together
a little later and check out
some of the more important sights,
like bikinis!
Hey, right on!
Come on down to the beach tomorrow.
You can look while I judge
a surfing contest
for some of my buddies.
Hey, you know, I do some surfing.
Do you suppose I can get in the contest?
You're in, but you got to watch out
we've got some pretty big surf over here
and you got to keep your eyes
on the waves, not the bikinis.
( Chuckling ): Okay.
Hey, Pete!
Look what I found!
It's real old.
It sure is ugly.
You know who it reminds me of?
Who?
You.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to put a string on him
and wear him around
my neck for good luck.
( Strumming off-key )
Does that sound right to you?
If you're trying to make a terrible sound,
it sounds right.
Hi, there.
Hi.
You're having a little trouble
with that, aren't you?
I sure am.
Can you play one?
I think I remember.
Thanks.
( Playing light melody )
You're a lot better than Bobby.
Thanks again.
Can you sing something for us?
Sure.
Sam, lend me your tonsils.
Sure, I'll loan you both.
Sweet someone
Whoever you may be
Sweet someone
You suit me to a tee
Although you pay no attention ♪
To me at all
One kiss, and needless to mention ♪
I had to fall
How I wonder
Who's keeping us apart
Don't blunder
And give away your heart
Until you whisper "I love you" ♪
And then I'll know
Sweet someone
That you belong
To
Me.
That's good!
Thank you.
You guys sure do sing good.
Like real singers.
Ah, who knows?
Maybe someday we can
turn professional.
Hey, I know who you are.
No wonder he sings so good.
He's Don Ho.
Don who?
Don Ho.
This is Sam Kapu, and he and I sing
at the Polynesian Palace together.
Welcome to the islands.
Thanks. Thanks.
Thank you, kids.
See you later.
Wait.
Can I have your
Can I have your autograph?
Sure. Yours, too, Mr. Kapu.
What are your names?
Bobby and Cindy Brady.
Well, let me take a wild guess now.
You're Cindy.
Right.
Aloha! Aloha!
Aloha! Aloha!
Boy, we never would have met them
if it hadn't have been
for my good luck charm.
( Metallic clunk )
Some good luck charm!
♪
You know, that was a good show tonight.
Oh, it was wonderful.
Yeah. Don Ho has a great act.
How would you know?
You never took your eyes
off the hula girls.
Aw. I barely noticed them.
Oh, yeah?
Your eyeballs were going back and forth
twice as fast as their hips.
( Chuckles )
Well, it's been a great trip for all of us.
( laughs )
Ah, so far it's been a perfect vacation.
Okay, let's hit the sack.
I got a big day tomorrow
in that surfing contest.
Boy, you're going to get wiped out.
Yeah. Over here, all the guys can surf
before they can walk.
There happen to be great surfers
all over the world back home, too.
We know that.
We just didn't know
you were one of them.
( laughing )
Gee, I'm sorry, Bobby.
Boy, that almost hit you on your head.
You could have been hurt.
I know.
It's a good thing I had
my good luck charm with me.
♪
Come on, you guys.
I want to rent a board
and get in some surfing
before the contest.
Aren't the girls coming?
No. They're going to a hula lesson.
Who needs a hula lesson
to learn how to hula?
Come on, swivel hips.
Come on, everybody.
We don't want to miss our hula lesson.
Wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute.
There's something wrong.
I don't seem to have enough grass
for the backyard.
I think I have yours, Alice.
I think you do, too.
Okay, everybody, come on. Out you go.
Isn't this Bobby's little statue?
Yeah. I guess he dropped it
when they went to the beach.
I'll keep it for him.
Okay.
( Hula music playing )
Alice, now, you take it easy.
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, I feel it, I feel it. Yeah.
Oh oh, that's the glide, yeah?
Yeah, gliding. Oh
Oh!
Ah! I'm getting it.
Stretch.
I'm getting it.
I got it.
Uh uh help!
I mean, I think I've really got it.
I can't move.
Alice, what is it?
Oh, it's, uh
it's my hula, Mrs. Brady.
My "hu" went one way and
my "la" went the other.
Can anybody care to lend
a helping hula hand?
We'll be right back.
ALICE: Oh!
( Nervous chuckle )
Oh, boy!
Okay, so we'll keep it simple.
You got a half hour,
and I judge you on your best ride, okay?
Okay.
Okay, let's go.
Hey, Dave, after the contest bikinis?
Listen, mahalini, you just pay attention
to the waves.
I'll try, but it's hard, brother.
What was all that stuff about the bikinis?
You'll learn.
Boy, will you learn.
Well, here goes.
Wish me luck.
ALL: Good luck, Greg!
Oh, Bobby, speaking of luck,
look what I found.
Thanks, Alice. I thought
it was gone forever.
Hey, Greg, wait!
BOBBY: Wait!
Here!
It'll bring you good luck.
Thanks. I'll take all I can get!
♪
Here they come.
There goes Greg.
He's pretty good.
Wow! Look at that big wave.
Watch it, Greg.
Wow!
Oh!
Think you could do that?
No.
Oh, I don't know how they
stay on those things.
Oh, here comes Greg.
Wow!
Wow! Greg's really doing great.
Naturally!
He has my good luck charm.
ALL: Oh! Oh, Greg, no!
What happened?
BOBBY: Where is he?
PETER: I don't know. I can't see him.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, Greg!
Greg?
Greg!
Mike, where is he?
He should have come up by now.
Keep looking for him.
Greg?
MIKE: Greg!