The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s04e01 Episode Script

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Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round
and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I got to be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
It's past your bed time,
Christopher Robin.
Enough television for tonight.
Aww, Mom.
You know those kind of
movies give you nightmares.
But Mom, that was way back
when I was a kid.
Goodnight, darling.
Sweet dreams.
And don't let me see your head
leave that pillow.
She said for my head
not to leave the pillow.
But she never said
anything about
the pillow leaving the bed.
Hello, Christopher Robin.
I see you do that the way I do,
the hard way.
Hello, Pooh, Piglet.
What are you doing up?
Well, my tummy was rumbly,
so it came over to look for
something sweet.
I'm just here to
keep it company.
And Piglet's just here
to keep me company.
Uh, Christopher Robin,
n-not that it doesn't
look very nice,
why do you have a pillow
on your head?
Uh, because I need it
to watch TV.
You're right. I can
see the TV very clearly.
Hey, Piglet, Christopher Robin.
Anybody seen Pooh Boy?
Thought I heard him.
You did, Tigger.
And I'm here
under you.
So, what's on?
- Hey, that looks
- Hey, look at this.
Uh, it's gone.
I've always been fond of
Nah, this is better.
Perhaps we could watch a show
that lasts a little longer.
How about this?
- There goes another one.
- Wait. This looks great.
Nah. I saw it before,
about three seconds ago.
Ahh, my favorite.
Ahh, there.
Just what I wanted to see.
Oh, wonderful, Tigger.
But it did seem to go by
rather quickly.
It went by quickly
because we all fell asleep.
Hey, look what's on.
A nice spine tickling
slusher film.
A slusher film?
Yeah, you know.
One of them films where
the guy boogedy-boogedys ya,
then hits you with a snowball.
Oh, d-d-d-dear.
Couldn't we watch something
a little nicer,
like the potato growing show?
It's my favorite program.
No, a slusher film sounds great.
"The slusher who
slushed everyone,
"and then went back to
slush 'em again."
Woo! What a title.
Piglet, why are you
hiding under the couch?
Well, Pooh, it's where I can
best watch the movie
without having to see it.
Say, what kind of
a slusher film is this?
Look, he's only holding
a butter knife.
A b-b-butter knife?
Oh, d-d-dear.
The poor butter.
Hello, kids.
Do you suffer from
late night hunger pangs?
Would you like something
special to eat?
How about a Chummy Cheese Pizza?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, bother.
How shall I ever get
a pizza now?
Just call 555-4051,
and one will be sent
right over to you.
Sounds good.
What kind do you want to get?
One with lots of honey.
Hello?
I'd like to order a pizza.
I'd like a very small one,
please.
Just one slice,
no cheese, no crust.
Nah, make it a big one,
with "anchokies,"
whatever they are.
No, wait, two big ones.
- No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Yes.
- That's right.
- Three, four, five!
Delivery to 100,
uh Two, uh three
No wait, two
Wait, wait, wait,
wait wait, three, four
600 Acre Road.
Boy, Tigger, I could barely
hear myself think.
Uh, 600 Acre Road?
Christopher Robin,
isn't that the address of
the house next door?
I didn't know we
lived next door.
Perhaps we should hurry over,
so that the pizza
won't be lonely.
I'd better call back.
Hi. About the pizza
I ordered.
Who is this?
What do you want?
You woke me up for a pizza?
The nerve of that guy
thinkin' he can talk to us
and get away with it.
Hello? Hello?
Olly-olly-oxenfree.
You've had it, pal,
you're toast.
Ooh, I'm so scared
my stripes is shakin'.
What ya gonna do? You
don't even know where we live.
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
Boy, what a dummy.
Now, if you knew we was at
100 Acre Road,
- Maybe you could do something.
- Tigger!
Oh, Tigger.
Now you've really done it.
Well, TTFN.
But what if he's outside?
There.
Now we'll be safe.
Yeah. Unless, of course,
the slusher's already in here,
hiding under the bed
or in the closet.
I believe that perhaps
this is the perfect place
to hide.
For if I can't see the slusher,
then the slusher
can't see me. I think.
Don't be afraid,
don't be afraid.
Don't be afraid.
Shh!
Be afraid, be afraid, be
Yahh!
Yahh!
Gotta keep your eyes peeled
so as not to be snucked up on
by the slusher.
- Yahh!
- It's the slusher!
- He's got me!
- Yahh!
Woo-woo-woo!
Must have given
that old slusher the slip.
Mm, you don't say.
The little guy's always had
a way with words.
Hurry. It's up to us.
We got the slusher here.
We gotta come up with a plan
to get rid of him.
Right! Whaddaya say we
blow the whole house up?
That'll get rid of the old
slusher once and for all.
No. I thought of
something better.
A surprise trap that
the slusher will never forget.
Okay. Everyone understand
the plan?
Yes. But when do we yell
"surprise"?
Boy, is that slusher
in for it. Hoo-hoo!
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
This is gonna be great!
Uh-oh.
Ah-hoo! Woo!
Oh! Ooh-ooh!
Yahoo-hoo!
There.
Now all we need is
someone to lure the slusher
to its doom.
Someone with a spine of steel.
Someone who doesn't know
the meaning of fear.
Someone so brave, he won't budge
even if his life is in danger.
Which it will be.
A volunteer?
Oh, Piglet.
How brave of you.
He sure is.
Now, remember, Piglet old pal,
don't move no matter what.
This is very brave, Piglet.
Look at him,
chompin' at the bit.
Whoops!
I forgot something.
What are the hot dogs for,
Tigger?
I saw it in a movie once.
It helps attract
wild animals and slushers.
Once the slusher
goes for the bait,
we got him!
Unless, of course,
a lion gets Piglet first.
- Tigger!
- Well, it might.
- Shh.
- Shh yourself.
But I am shushing.
- Get off my foot.
- Shh!
Must be the slusher
reflexin' his muscles.
Oh, my.
It's him.
That's funny. It's sounds
like there's two of 'em.
I hear two sets of feet.
Hey.
What's Piglet doing in
the middle of the room,
in the dark?
Hello.
I said, hello.
P-P-P-Pooh!
Don't like the sound of that.
- We got him!
- We Ooh!
He's got us!
Why, welcome back, Piglet.
Yahh!
Oh, bother.
The slusher!
The slusher!
Slusher?
Always knew this would be
the way I'd go.
The slusher!
Stop, you slusher,
or I'll let ya have it!
See? Uh-oh.
Quick! Follow me.
Uh-oh, again.
Surprise.
- Look.
- It's Eeyore.
He's not a slusher.
You sure, Pooh boy?
Could be a slusher
disguised as an Eeyore.
Believe me,
only an Eeyore
could feel like I do.
Especially this Eeyore.
Oh, then we weren't
running from anything.
And nothing was running at us.
Something's out there.
There seems to be
someone knocking on
the next door door.
Oh, m-m-my.
And he's carrying some boxes.
No doubt about it.
He must be the slusher.
But what are
the boxes for, Tigger?
Probably where he keeps his
gasp slushes.
Yep, there's someone out there,
all right.
Hmm. The slusher must have
gotten the wrong house.
Yoo-hoo! Slusher!
We're over here.
What do you think
you're doing, Pooh boy?
I don't know. What?
Christopher Robin,
don't you think this is a
very good time to tell someone
that there's a horrible,
awful slusher running amok, maybe?
No, this is our home.
Our neighborhood.
- Our fight!
- Our funeral.
We can't just let him
walk in here
and slush our family
and friends.
We're gonna stop that slusher
if it's the last thing we do.
That's what I'm afraid of.
Come on. We've got
a slusher to un-slush.
Wonder what we'll find
on the other side.
My worst fear is that
I'm about to come face to face
with my worst fear.
Ah, there's probably
nothin' back there
but your average backyard.
Filled with slushers, of course.
- Tigger.
- Well, it might.
Follow me.
Here, slusher.
Here, you big ugly slusher!
Pooh? Piglet? Tigger?
Wait a minute, that's me.
And I'm the only one.
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Oh, no. The slusher!
Don't boogedy boogedy me.
I'm on your side.
In fact, some of my
best friends are slushers.
Tigger.
I knew it was you all along.
As if I couldn't tell
a friendly noise
from a slusher noise.
Take this one, for instance.
Why, it's obvious that it's
It's, um It's
One, two, three, four.
- Uh-oh.
- It's the slusher!
Hmm
Do all slushers sound like
large and hungry dogs?
Nah, only the biggest
and meanest ones.
Perhaps this is all a dream.
Oh! Maybe if I pinch myself,
we would wake up.
Ouch!
Oh, dear.
Now what is it?
Hello, operator?
Get me the police.
If someone would go back to
Christopher Robin's house
and get some weenies,
would could use 'em to lure
the slusher to his doom.
Wild "animimals" and slushers
just love weenies.
Right, Tigger.
I'll get the weenies.
But someone will have to
distract the slusher
by running in
the other direction.
Piglet's already proven himself
to be the bravest of us all.
- Me?
- Congratulations, little Piglet.
Always knew you had it in ya.
- Me?
- Yep, you, Piglet old pal.
Besides, it'll be a snap.
Unless, of course,
the slusher catches ya,
- and slushes you to pieces.
- Tigger.
Hey. It's a possibility.
Well, if I must.
What a lion heart.
I hate to see ya go,
but ally-oop!
I was just trying to help
the brave little guy
get started.
Piglet sure is courageous.
I hope he'll be all right.
Aw, he'll be fine.
Did you see
the look on his face?
Hoo-hoo! I've never seen him
havin' so much fun.
Maybe I can hide in here.
It's so filled with darkness,
there'll be no room for
the slusher.
I must be out of breath.
Oh, my, I must be hungry.
Oh, dear!
Yahhh!
Yahhh!
I believe I've heard
that sound before.
Yahhh!
What was that?
Mm. Must have been
one of them
"unidentifiabibble"
flyin' Piglets.
Look. The slusher's
burying something.
Is it Piglet?
Aw, the poor little guy.
Brave right down to the bone.
Oh, no. It's me.
What a loss.
He was like a
me to me.
Piglet?
Hm. Maybe he's been
re-incarcerated.
Tell me that was just you,
rumbly tumbly Pooh boy.
Please?
I'm afraid it wasn't my tumbly.
Piglet?
Eeyore?
I think we're in trouble.
Nice slusher.
Nice slusher.
Knew this was my unlucky day,
just like every other one.
Oh, look.
It's not a slusher.
Just a huge, horrible,
hungry dog.
Whew!
For a minute there,
I thought we was in
real trouble.
Oh, my.
Perhaps this hasn't turned out
so bad after all.
Come out with your hands up!
Oh, no. The police are taking
Pooh and my other friends away.
Me? It was all Pooh's idea.
Uh, the night of the 32nd?
I was sleeping, I believe.
Then it was Piglet's idea.
I don't remember a thing.
I was young and foolish.
I blame society.
Eeyore, Eeyore's the one.
Might as well confess.
Got one of those
guilty faces, anyway.
No, no, it was Tigger!
It was Tigger!
It was Tig ger.
I want my lawyer.
I find you guilty of
first degree causing noise,
and I'm throwing
the book at you.
It's too bad I can't read.
Oh, no!
Stop! Stop!
I confess. I confess!
I I left my room
and went downstairs.
Uh, and then I went next door
to look for the slusher.
It was all my fault.
I'm certain he can reform
if given the chance.
He's not a bad boy,
he's just a little confused.
- Like me.
- Go ahead, pal.
Throw yourself on
the "mercenary" of the court.
Please, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm
Christopher Robin.
- Mom?
- You were having a nightmare.
Oh, you know what happens
when you watch
those kinds of movies.
- Nightmare?
- Uh-huh.
So upstairs, and this time
stay in bed, sweetheart,
and you won't have bad dreams.
Pooh, we were dreaming.
I'm so glad.
Does this mean we're not
goin' to the big house?
Or even the very small house?
Like to go back to my own house,
not that it's much of one.
It was all a dream.
A dream!
A dream!
Gasp! The slusher's back.
Didn't know slushers
used the doorbell.
Oh, yeah, they can be
awful tricky.
Uh, did anyone order a pizza?
Christopher Robin.
On March 16th,
Christopher Robin
was found guilty
of leaving his bed
when he shouldn't have,
and was placed in the custody
of his friends.
Everything you've seen
was a dream.
Only the names of the animals
have been changed
to protect the innocent.