How to Sell Drugs Online: Fast (2019) s04e02 Episode Script

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[man] Drugs by post.
[woman] The internet as a
distribution hub for MDMA and more.
[man] The state's ineptitude
makes it a laughing stock.
[continues in headphones] The first
episode explored how the M1000 case
changed digital investigations.
[woman] Now we find
ourselves at episode 50.
[Jens] Susi!
[man] TatütaTalk,
your favourite podcast
for everyone who wants
more police in their lives.
- [woman] Benedikt, hi!
- [Benedikt] Hi, Amira.
[Amira] Great to have you back.
Benedikt, I have a question.
- You're in the cybercrime unit.
- [Benedikt] Right.
[Amira] Okay, you don't really have
anything to do with the crime scene?
- Susi!
- [Amira] for analogue investigators.
- [Benedikt] Not entirely.
- Susi!
[Benedikt] If, for example,
a laptop or phone is
- Come on.
- [Benedikt] we need to be there too.
Susi!
[Benedikt] with the criminal police,
of course. We work closely with them.
When we suspect a connection
[calls] Hey!
[Susi barks]
There you are. Susi, come.
Holy shit.
- [man on phone] Police.
- Hello? This is Jens Zimmermann.
I'm at the canal, and
I found a body.
[theme music playing]
[upbeat music playing]
[Moritz] BonusLife.
A success story.
Liquid nutrition for gamers
who have neither the time
nor the capability to
cook something to eat.
Thousands of satisfied
customers all over Europe.
Genius?
More like too good to be true.
Because most startups are
overhyped bullshit which fall apart
as soon as someone takes a
closer look at the books.
But until that point, the boss
is happy to let people celebrate
but hopes that no one finds out
that it's all just a façade.
And when Lenny realizes that,
he'll come back to the
boss who he can trust.
[Moritz] Hey.
- Hey.
- Erm
It's super cool here.
Is this your office?
- Can I come in?
- Lando's sleeping.
I'll be right out.
I'm going to the future
meeting. Come with me?
Yeah, okay.
- What do you think about the new drinks?
- Ah. So, erm
Yeah. Great.
"Toast Hawaii Macchiato".
Mmm.
Chunky.
Come on. I'll show
you around first.
[police sirens]
Welcome to you, guys.
In the last episode, Bene and I discussed
exactly why crime scenes, in fairness,
are shown often completely
unrealistically on TV.
That's why today we're taking you
with us to a real crime scene.
[whispers] Bene?
So tell the community, will
you, where we are today.
Ah, so. Okay. Yeah.
We find ourselves
in Rinseln today.
Because the body of a dead drug
dealer was discovered dead here.
- Sorry, let me do that again. That
- Don't worry. All good.
People like it when
you misspeak, you know.
It's sort of cute.
- Yeah?
- [laughs]
- I'll just keep going, okay?
- Okay.
Good! Right, er, let's
see how close we can get.
We can't show you everything.
Sometimes, the cybercrime
unit has to get out there
to digitally expose the true face
of the seemingly harmless suburb.
No. Crazy to meet you here. Terrific! I
was just listening to your TatütaTalk.
- [Benedikt] What are you doing here?
- I'm here because it was me who found it?
Jens Zimmermann. There, look.
- [Amira] And how do you know each other?
- I was formerly
- Moritz Zimmermann's father, inventor of
- MyDrugs!
Crazy.
That was our first episode
that we did together.
Oh, I'll just record
something, okay?
- As far as I'm
- No, that's not happening!
[Benedikt sighs, clears throat]
The victim, male,
35, cause of death
We'll take it from here. Any
questions, we'll be in touch.
Oh. The brown stuff on
the forehead is ice cream.
Dark chocolate.
It's chocolate?
In Dellingen it was
buttermilk and mango.
How can you be so sure about
that? That it's ice cream.
It could be dirt. Or excrement?
Oh, yeah. I wasn't
completely sure either.
And then I was You know
[suspenseful music playing]
- [music stops]
- Okay, we're done with Mr Zimmermann.
I hope I was able to help.
- [woman] Come please.
- Yes.
- Last time we parted with a disagreement.
- Thank you, Mr Zimmermann.
If you need someone who
knows what he's doing
I'll be there!
- That guy was in the police?
- Mm-hmm.
[woman via headphones] There's
nothing you can't achieve
if you believe in it
and work hard for it.
You can do it.
You grow from every challenge
[podcast stops abruptly]
- Hello!
- Mm-hmm.
I wanted to introduce
myself in person.
- Lisa Novak, freelance journalist.
- I know who you are.
I watched your documentary.
About that weird drug boy.
Oh really? That's cool.
I didn't say that I liked it.
[impatiently] What have you got?
Yeah. So
Over the last year, there have been
several deaths in the area I grew up in.
I conclude that they are
all somehow connected.
I conclude that not everything
that goes down in your hometown
makes for an interesting story.
Trust me.
- The corpses were all
- Yeah?
Before they became corpses,
they were all frozen.
It's been a cold winter.
I believe they were all
killed by the same murderer.
Most likely a
criminal organisation.
In Germany, we actually always
say "gang". It gets more clicks.
Not here, but in the tabloids.
Maybe you should
try your luck there.
[sighs]
This water costs
twelve euros a bottle.
What even is that, "glacier water"?
[chuckles] Drinkable climate change?
Are you absolutely sure
you wanna work here?
- 'Cause if you trash talk everything here
- That isn't what I meant.
Morning.
[woman] Morning!
Is Lando better? Or is he
still having stomach problems?
- So much better.
- Hmm. Okay.
Nice to see you all here!
First things first, our
video call system is broken.
Oh. That would be a great task for
Moritz, our new junior programmer.
[cheering, applause]
Come!
Yeah, yeah!
It's just that some of you
some of you will recognize him.
The guy from the Netflix doco who
did MyDrugs and then went to jail.
I just wanna be super transparent,
Before the rumours start.
Because at BonusLife,
we cultivate a mega open,
open-minded corporate culture.
And we want to offer anyone
and everyone a safe space here.
Because all of us
deserve a second chance.
A bonus life.
[approving murmurs]
[man] Nice one. [chuckles]
Hey, would you write
that down, Gustav?
It's a great idea for
the marketing campaign.
Oh, and Moritz could
do the testimonial.
No offence, but he
looks so sad, you know?
True, yeah.
Like a dog that's been
left at the bus stop.
[Dan] Sad Moritz. That's the
perfect idea for the campaign.
Are you okay with this, Mo?
If you were the face of our
"second chance" campaign?
You're a part of
this family now.
Right, Lenny? It would be
cool for him to be included.
Yeah.
Great! I knew you
were a team player.
- What about a round of love for Mo?
- [cheering]
All right. Our number one topic
today is Lasagne Britannia.
And it's hitting
the roof, everyone.
Thanks for the great work team.
- [employees cheering]
- Thanks guys.
[commotion halts]
[Moritz] I admit it.
I thought things with
Lenny would be easier.
If you want to
win a friend back,
you have to be prepared to
leave your comfort zone behind.
Just like in a romantic comedy.
And trust me, I know
what I'm saying.
In prison, I watched
every romcom there is.
[film theme tunes playing]
They didn't have anything else!
And if I learned one thing,
it's that once you've
found the right person,
then you shouldn't let them go.
FRIENDS TELL THE TRUTH
["Silent Night" playing]
TO ME YOU ARE PERFEC
[romantic music playing]
And to do that, you have to
show that you've changed.
And be honest.
I hate it when you're not around.
And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the
way I don't hate you.
Not even close.
Not even a little bit.
Not even at all.
[Moritz sniffs]
[music halts]
Because what really counts
in life is friendship.
Business takes care of itself.
[upbeat music playing]
[woman] Here is where the individual
tasks arrive in the system.
Here are the community tasks.
You get points for
everything you do.
The bonus tasks are
worth a load of points.
For example, repairing our
in-house video call system.
- Aren't there tools?
- You can't know Lenny very well.
We don't work with external
tools here, apart from Slack.
["I Want You to Want Me"
by Letters to Cleo playing]
[gasps, groans]
I need you to need me ♪
[gulps loudly]
[applause]
You're the only one who
understands the video call system.
The interface conflicts were
hardware allocation problems.
That's why Python is the script which
analyses bandwidth availability,
device compatibility,
and i/O streams for you.
Cool.
Bye.
- [Moritz] Is Lenny happy here?
- [woman] For sure.
You can tell how much
he really loves his job.
I think he deserves
a higher position.
He's probably saved Dan's arse
at least a thousand times.
BonusLife is going well, right?
Oh yeah, totally.
130 per cent growth.
- You know the exact increase?
- Of course. We're a transparent business.
Every team member can
view the figures. Here.
And this success is all
down to Lenny and Dan.
They're a dream team.
[echoing] Dream team.
[music fades out]
[Jens] I really think I helped
them figure something out.
They brought in the state criminal police.
Without me, he might've never been found.
Maybe. Do you think they'll
ask me to work again?
[keyboard clicking]
Huh?
I told the probation office
you have a job at last.
Over the next 12 months we'll
have to submit evidence.
What if I don't want to
work there for 12 months?
You can't always choose.
Especially just out of prison
- No, hello!
- [Marie] You crazy?
[Jens] No arguing!
Marie is right about the requirements.
Sometimes life just isn't fair.
Look at your father. You
make one little mistake,
and suddenly you work for
the bloody post office.
[Marie] Little mistake?
You've actually
shot someone, Dad!
And Moritz has been
supplying ecstasy.
Be happy you even
have jobs, huh?
[phone alerts chime]
[Marie sighs]
[cameras clicking]
[camera clicking]
I'm full.
Oh.
[soothing music playing]
[sighs softly]
FEEL YOU.
[phone vibrates]
[grunts]
- Hey!
- [Lisa] Hey!
- Shouldn't you be out now you're free?
- Uh, yeah. Haven't time.
- I'm employed.
- You already have a job?
I don't want to
talk about that now.
Shouldn't you be enjoying
life as a journalist?
Yeah. My boss doesn't believe
in the story that I pitched her.
And that's why I've
taken on a money job.
What kind of job?
- I don't want to talk about it either.
- [snorts]
I don't know
I really try to fit in there,
but nobody at the office cares
whether I'm there or not.
Mm-hmm.
So why do you want
to work for them?
I was thinking that the new
boss would give me a chance
and my life would
suddenly be very exciting.
Ah, a chance for
an exciting life.
Like in one of those romcoms.
Yeah, that's how
these films taught us
that something exciting happens
in life every ten minutes.
In reality it's actually
more like ten years.
If you're lucky.
[Moritz sighs softly]
Well, maybe we should just try to have
a reasonably good time until then.
[soft music playing]
And so
To reasonably good times.
To reasonably good times.
Don't take this
the wrong way, Mo,
but isn't it time you found
a new favourite drink?
[swallows]
[Moritz] Patience was
never one of my strengths.
[sighs]
When I complete my tasks,
I just want people to throw their
arms around me in gratitude.
And if not, then let me know
that they trust me again.
Just like in a romcom.
You just have to work hard for 90
minutes, then you get everything you want.
Happy ending and whatever
But it probably doesn't
work that quickly.
[sighs softly]
[Lenny] Hey mate, what you did
with the video system is great.
I've password-protected the streams. So
nobody hears something they shouldn't.
Data protection and all that.
[computer beeping]
[door opens]
[Moritz] But in real life, if you
don't want to wait for ten years
for something to move forwards,
sometimes you just have to help it along.
[mysterious music playing]
[music stops]
[Lenny] Moritz?
Lenny. Erm
It probably looks like I can
understand if you're pissed off.
Don't think I've got
anything against BonusLife.
I'm just curious about your office,
so I thought I'd [swallows]
have a look?
[soft music playing]
[sighs]
[Lenny] Yeah, I know. Not
much has changed in my room.
I should have shown
you earlier, sorry.
If I'm honest, I was a bit scared
to let you back into my life.
After the whole MyDrugs shit.
Yeah, I get it. Sure. Um
I've just spent a week thinking you
were hiding something. [chuckles]
Mo, come to ours tonight.
Let's game a bit.
God of War: Ragnarök.
Starfield. Y ou haven't
played that yet.
Yeah, sure, love to.
Cool. The only condition,
we don't talk about Dan, not about
work, or about any new start-up ideas.
Deal.
["I Want You to Want Me"
by Letters to Cleo playing]
I need you to need me ♪
[music ends]
[Lenny] And done.
I made Moritz a little presentation
to bring him up to speed
on the last four years
of Fortnite updates.
Hmm.
- Hey, Mo is different.
- Yeah, sure.
- What are you trying to say?
- Ah, you know Moritz.
He only wants to badmouth Dan
and to convince you to do a
startup where you do all the work.
You remember that he went
to prison for us, right?
No, he didn't go
to prison for us.
He went to prison 'cause of
his drug fucking selling.
Drugs that meant I
could pay for my cure.
I mean, five years ago, I thought
I only had one year to live.
Now I have a great family,
a fucking house, a job, and
even my best friend back.
It's like before, without
the drama. It's just great!
Why is it you can't tell your
best friend the whole truth?
I have to get to Fritzi's.
Time for work.
[ominous music playing]
Moritz!
[Moritz] Fuck!
Ersan, what're you doing?
I'm hiding from your sister.
She's mega scary, man.
- We haven't ordered anything.
- Aren't you Marie? Is Moritz there?
You look like you'd
land Mo back in prison.
You look like someone who
shouldn't be so hasty to judge.
Because Mo and I are actually
Hey! Haven't you heard of
rights to your own image?
If you try to drag Mo into any
shit, I'll show that to the police.
I did try and tell you I'd come
and find you if you didn't call.
And now I'm here
to finish you off.
[cackles]
Works every time!
Come here.
Look at you, man.
It's great to see you again.
Come with me. I have some
crazy news for our business.
It's gonna be really
big. You'll be impressed.
I I can't now.
Lenny and I
Well, he said he wants to play
the new God of War with me.
Okay. Understood.
I was good enough inside,
but out here, you don't
wanna be seen with me.
I get it. Thought
you were different.
Enjoy playing Game Boy. I'll
just do the thing without M1000.
[engine starts]
You're right. We're both out
now. I'll listen to your idea.
- I can game at the weekend.
- Yeah, man! [laughs]
I'll just put the bike back, or
I'll get in trouble with my sister.
- Oh yeah, do that.
- It's creepy!
[chuckles]
["Miss You" by Oliver Tree
& Robin Schulz playing]
[singing along to "Miss
You"] Don't fret ♪
I don't ever wanna see you And
I never wanna miss you again ♪
Let's go, boy! Relax a
little, man. What's wrong?
- So what's this news then?
- Open the glove compartment.
[camera clicking]
Fuck!
Man, no! Not again!
I was only three over.
Surprise!
The two of us are gonna
go and rob a bank now.
[laughs loudly] And again!
You have to work on knowing
who you're dealing with.
You think I want to go
back in there? Never!
[clears his throat]
The van belongs to my boss, and
they've been robbed a lot lately.
It's normal to have that when
driving around with cash.
You can ask any
taxi driver, bro.
We can bring Lenny on board too.
He probably has great ideas.
No, all good. Lenny doesn't want
to hear about any business ideas.
Hey, erm, Lenny.
I've just bumped into someone I
have to discuss something with.
- [Ersan] Say hi!
- [Moritz] Yeah, hi.
I won't make it to yours. Maybe
we can game at the weekend?
[Ersan] Enjoy Dog of War.
[sighs softly]
[sings to "Miss You"]
And I never wanna
miss you again ♪
Don't fret ♪
Miss you again ♪
[music halts]
[Ersan] Only two per cent?
They're taking the piss.
That business should be yours,
and they're doing it without you.
Well, it's Dan.
Lenny works there and
just like me, gets paid.
I don't even want that business,
but until I come up with something,
I get paid to sit around.
A guy with your skills can't
sit around and do nothing.
Edison, Ford, Jobs, and
Zuckerberg, the arsehole,
they didn't just sit around. You
have a responsibility to your talent.
Bro, the timing is perfect.
I told you that someone owes me
a big favour now that I'm out.
The guy's gonna to lend me
the money to set up a company.
- Interest-free.
- What guy's this?
My old boss, Behzat. Money
is no object for him.
He does international
business. Various locations.
Earns big money from FF.
- What's that?
- Frozen foods.
The business is called
- [jingle plays]
- Brofrost frozen foods ♪
Hello, welcome to
Brofrost frozen foods.
We have been supplying our customers
with frozen products for over 35 years.
Brofrost frozen foods.
Mm, in restaurant quality.
[Ersan] With Behzat's money, we can
do it We won't find a better investor.
You can try our signature
product made in house.
Brotinchen, ice
lolly on a stick.
Look forward to seeing you.
[Ersan] Just say the word,
and tomorrow we could be
setting up our own startup.
Then we'll finally
have a legit life.
Come on, M1000. You
don't need Lenny.
[exhales, inhales loudly]
[sentimental music playing]
[upbeat music playing]
[sniffs]
TO ME, YOU ARE PERFECT.
[music stops abruptly]
Hey, um, bro.
I do really appreciate your offer but
but I think that things are good as is.
I mean, we can hang out at
the weekend. So, as friends?
[pensive music playing]
[music halts]
- [Lenny] Shame it didn't work yesterday.
- Huh?
Are you okay?
Yeah. An old friend
just surprised me.
It's okay.
I'm sorry that I
cancelled so last minute.
Maybe tonight we
can make up for it?
I'd actually love to, but
today is a big promo day.
What about the weekend?
[door opens]
Look, I don't have time.
'Cause I'm busy today.
What do you want from me?
What about Dan. Everything okay?
I'd like to know what
they're talking about.
- Moritz
- Um, I didn't mean it like that.
Dan's just nervous about today.
That's why Güler is there.
He's his financial advisor,
but for Dan, he's his "coach".
- [Lando cries]
- [chuckles]
I'm glad that as a normal employee, I
don't have to deal with guys like that.
Oh yeah.
I have to go to Lando.
- We'll make up for the other day?
- Yeah.
[Lando cries]
[Lenny] I'm coming.
[tense music playing]
[Lando cries loudly]
[Ersan, echoed] Two per cent?
They're taking the piss.
[suspenseful music playing]
[Lando babbling]
[Moritz] Friendships
are based on trust.
You don't hack into your
best friend's system.
Like I said, I've
completely changed.
[Dan] If someone finds out
about this, we're so screwed.
[Güler] Strictly speaking
I could ask my mother's bank
if we could get another loan?
Daniel, please. Please.
We can't keep tapping up
your mother. Come on, yeah?
A strong foundation
is key to success.
We have to sell 49 per cent, or
we could close down in two months.
I can't think about this. I've got
the interview and have to prepare.
Yeah, true.
- The image film takes priority now.
- [sigh] That was sarcastic, yeah?
Okay, listen.
If you don't want Lenny and the rest
of your lovely colleagues to find out
what a burning heap of shit this
is, then you need an investor.
With a lot of cash.
Hmm?
You can't just keep
relying on your good looks.
[dance music fades in]
[man] Yeah, great! Come on,
show me how natural you are.
That's great. Yes, and
now pull back a bit.
Amazing!
Now another one for the fans.
Now try to be a bit
more Zuckerberg.
- [woman] You from technical?
- Not exactly.
We need a triple socket. Now.
- I said
- Pronto!
[man] And now something
more authentic.
Yes! Great.
[techno music playing]
[Moritz] Triple socket
What an arsehole.
[man] Okay, and now look into
the eyes of your golden future.
Great!
[Moritz] Daniel
fucking Pirmin Riffert.
Mo?
- Huh? Lisa?
- What are you doing here?
I could ask you the same.
- Wait, Is this your new job?
- Yeah.
Where's the best
interviewer in the land?
- Yeah.
- Let's go.
[music builds, fades]
Dan. You've established a growing
nutrition startup in recent years.
Tell me, how did it all start?
At first, no one
actually believed in it.
Some even said that
it was a shit idea.
But I understand what
makes nerds tick.
Most important is stick to the
plan. And naturally the team.
Every morning when I when
I e-bike to come to work
and look into the smiling faces
during Capoeira, I believe
No, I'm certain that
dreams can come true.
- [Moritz exhales loudly]
- So, what's next for you then?
[chuckles] It's not something
I can officially communicate.
But seeing as you're asking.
For the only time in the firm's history
we're looking for an active investor.
Just to grow more quickly
and with more stability.
We're currently in discussions
with potential candidates.
Hopefully in a couple of weeks' time,
we'll have made a decision, and
Let me put it this way, huh?
The sky is the limit.
The former drug lord M1000
is now a mere employee.
- How does that feel, Mr Zimmermann?
- Like shit.
I can imagine
better things to do
than to get paid by Dan
to do a promotional video.
As a journalist, you do that three
times, you say goodbye to your identity.
What about being patient?
Reasonably good times and so on?
Yeah, reasonably
good times, my arse.
I just want to continue my research
into these frozen drug dealers.
But the evidence isn't
enough for my boss.
If no one from the criminal
world will speak to me,
there's nothing I can do.
- Except keep doing this shitty work.
- I could ask around for you, if you want.
I have a couple of
contacts in, um Well
Capital crime perhaps?
Yeah. Actually they make honey.
Yeah. Long story, but you
should really meet with them.
- They owe me a favour.
- Yeah?
Thanks.
And what about you? Do you
wanna work for Dan forever?
No, I wanna get out of
here and do my own thing.
But I want Lenny
to be my partner.
Once you've found the right person
you shouldn't easily let them
- [foreboding music playing]
- [Ersan cackles]
I just have to Toilet.
Not bad. But I'm not a
fan of sugar substitutes,
Xylitol, for example
Ersan! I wasn't expecting
- Why are you here?
- Suri is letting me try new flavours.
This cabbage and
milk is lit, man.
Our creamed cabbage is
vegan with a rice milk base.
Rice milk has
hardly any protein.
- Why not pea milk?
- Come here, please.
- Ersan, are you insane?
- Bro, Tira-me-too? What's wrong with them?
What're you doing?
I had a really good idea today.
Let's talk. Where's your desk?
- Bro
- Hey!
Hey, Ersan, you can't
just wander around here.
[pensive music playing]
Er, Lenny, I
- [music fades]
- Ah, this is Lenny. Awesome!
So amazing you can walk again.
Great to meet you, come here.
[kisses]
It's a real pleasure.
Erm And you are?
Mo and I were inside together.
When you've been through that
together, it really bonds you, man.
Now we're almost
like best friends.
Who knows? Maybe business
partners soon as well.
Business partners? In what?
Oh, that Ersan
was only saying.
I've got a job.
[Dan] Lenny, have
you got a minute?
[Lenny] Yes, of course.
[mocking] Ooh, the boss
called. Important meeting.
No, it's not that important.
But it was nice to meet you.
I don't think Lenny
likes me very much.
He does, he's just
Suspicious?
Jealous, I think. That's it.
But I have to say, it's baba Laden here!
It's exactly the way I imagined our place.
- [Dan] Lenny, are you coming?
- [Ersan] The product's not bad.
You just need to work on the
recipe and the name and
What are they up to? Is that
a mysterious meeting room?
Your dark room? [chuckles]
No, Lenny recreated his
childhood room in his office.
You have this old shitty
desk and he has an office?
You said he works
here just like you.
I keep telling you, those
two are making a fool of you.
Listen. You turn up and start badmouthing
my best friend. What do I say to Lenny?
That it's "Bring your
cellmate to work" day?
Whoa, Mo. I thought you'd be
happy if I dropped by, man.
You make me mad about Lenny
to get me to do a startup,
and I'll do all the work.
That's not a professional
relationship. It's about trust.
[Ersan sighs]
Well.
To me, it doesn't feel like you can
trust your professional relationships.
Because who covers up their windows
when they have nothing to hide?
[mysterious music playing]
Okay, I know I said I
wouldn't hack into it.
But I only did it to show Ersan
that I can trust my best friend.
- [keyboard clacking]
- [computer beeping]
- Here.
- What happens now?
- [Dan] Lenny, we just have to be honest.
- [Moritz] See?
[Dan] If we're not, then we're
like every other company.
- [Lenny] Why I?
- Is this live?
- You offered him the job.
- Because you said he wouldn't take it.
- [Lenny] Dan!
- [Dan] You want to be nice.
But if Moritz has two per cent, he'll
sit at every shareholders' meeting.
Güler says that's a huge risk.
No investor will buy into that.
Mo can continue working here,
if that makes you happy.
But he'll have to sign the new
contract without the two per cent.
Moritz is here because of you.
You have to take a
bit of responsibility.
After all, half the company
belongs to you. [echoes]
[dramatic music playing]
I don't give a
shit about Moritz.
[Ersan] Fuck, dude. They're
really taking you down.
[dramatic music intensifies]
You think your boss would give us
funds to buy an existing company?
[slurps]
Yeah.
So real life really does hold
more surprises than some film.
[rhythmic dramatic
music playing]