The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s04e03 Episode Script

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Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I got to be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
Welcome,
ladies and gentle poohs!
I, Tigger the Terrific,
will now perform
a spectacle
of spectacular magic.
Nothing up my sleeves,
nothing in my head.
Oh, dear. What was that?
I think it's just the spectacle
of magic warming up.
Now you see the "hanky-chief,"
now you don't.
Tigger, where is
the handkerchief?
In the Land of Enchantment.
Oh, is that the same place
socks go?
A magician never reveals
his secrets
'specially when he isn't
too sure about 'em himself.
It's amazing!
And to think,
this magical box looks
just like the vacuum
Gopher uses to clean out
his tunnels.
One guy's vacuum is another
guy's "prestigurgitation."
If I might have a volunteer
from the audience?
Piglet, how come no one
is volunteering?
I practiced this magic tricky
all day.
And now, nobody will help me.
Why, thank you, Piglet.
Tigger, what is a very small
volunteer supposed to do?
Just wave the "hanky-chief"
over the hose
and let the magic begin!
Yipe!
Piglet, you were just supposed to
make the handkerchief disappear.
Where are you?
In the Land of Enchantment,
which is awfully dark.
Will you be needing
another volunteer?
Not this time, buddy bear.
A good magician can un-magic
his own magic, you know.
It's as easy as flicking
the right switcheroo,
if the right switcheroo
can be found.
Oh, well! Show's over!
But how shall we
un-dissapear Piglet?
When in doubt
Help!
How's come Piglet gets
to have all the fun?
Piglet, just pretend
you're a very small cloud.
They don't make magic stuff
like they used to.
Whoa!
At least the little feller's
still flying high.
Help! There's a big,
white monster dog under me!
Say, what's Skippy doing
over here?
Perhaps he wanted to play.
Oh, no! He's going to eat me!
He's starting at the bottom
and working his way up.
Don't worry, Piglet.
You won't become a
"doggy-horse-dervery."
Piglet, you can come out now.
I think I'll stay in the Land of
Enchantment for a little while longer.
There aren't any white
monster dogs in here.
There aren't any out here,
either.
I hope you're right.
Oh, no! He's back!
He's back!
Oh, there you are, you loafer!
You promised to help me get
the dirt out of my tunnel.
I turned 'round, and you
skedaddled with my vacuum.
And my dirt!
I was taking a break,
so I borrowed the vacuum.
I would have brought it back
in a few minutes.
A few minutes, my front teeth.
Besides, you didn't even ask
to borrow it.
- Can I borrow the
- No!
It'll be a cold day in summer
when I loan anything to someone
as irresponsible as you!
And another thing
Imagine anybody thinking
I'm not responsible.
Responsible's my middle name.
Why, I'm responsible
for you guys having fun.
- Fun?
- Hi, guys.
- What have you been up to?
- The ceiling.
Is there something you want to
share with us, Christopher Robin?
Something sweet, I hope?
I just got my first real job.
Congratulations!
- Yeah! And celebrations, too!
- Always knew you could do it!
I'm gonna take care of the
neighbor's dog for the whole day.
So that's what Skippy
was doing here.
Oh, dear.
Hey, Christopher Robin!
What can we do to help?
Whatever it is,
you can depend on me.
Well, I have to make sure
he gets fed,
stays clean, is walked, and
Yipe!
Piglet's been through
a lot today.
Stop that right now!
Who does that pooch think he is,
knocking people over like that,
a tigger?
Piglet, suppose we go over
and make lifelong friends
with the dog for life?
Which could end as soon as
we become lifelong friends.
This is fun! If I show Mom
I could take care of Skippy,
maybe she'll let me have
one of my own.
Are you sure you want
such a very large dog
with such very big teeth?
Wouldn't you rather have
a nice small goldfish?
No, Piglet.
I just know having
a dog would be great.
You were supposed
to fetch the ball.
He's getting closer.
At least the tire's round.
There. Time for a lunch break.
Peanut butter and honey,
without the peanut butter!
My favorite!
Oh, bother.
I suppose this is what
is meant by a light lunch.
Don't you ever get full?
I certainly hope so.
He's like a bottomless pit bull.
Again? This is not
what I bargained for.
Anybody else wanna take him
for a walk?
Christopher Robin, are you
taking Skippy out again?
- Yes, Mom.
- How are you two getting along?
Just great, Mom.
He does exactly what I tell him.
Sit. Sit.
Well, as long
as you can handle the job.
Piece of cake!
Heel! Heel!
Good boy.
Why don't you take a nap,
say, till your owners get home?
Hey, stop it!
Let me try to reason with him.
Tigger, what are you doing?
Well, he's a sheep dog,
isn't he?
Oh, bother.
Pooh, make that sound again.
- I don't know how
I made it the first time.
I think we just solved
our dog-sitting problem.
Fetch!
Say, Christopher Robin,
now that you got
that "Wooly Mastodog" trained,
mind if we go
for a little bounce?
Hmm. One lap around
the yard can't hurt.
Come on, Pooh Boy,
let's go for a little
doggyback ride.
Good thing you guys
aren't very heavy,
or the dog couldn't carry you.
Are you sure you don't want
to come along, Piglet?
You aren't very heavy, either.
If I have to see this dog,
I'd rather do it from
where he can't see me.
This is the only way
to fly, Pooh Boy!
- Throw the horn again, Ted!
- Why not?
It's the only thing
this dog knows how to do.
Watch how far it goes.
Thanks a lot.
Sometimes nowhere is safe.
Skippy! Look at you!
I promised the neighbors
I'd keep you clean.
So I guess this means a bath.
Where do you think you're going?
I'm gonna get some soap.
- You guys are in charge.
- Righto!
Being in charge
is what tiggers do the best.
Christopher Robin has been
in there a long time.
Maybe he can't find the bubbles.
Then this is the perfect time
for another bounce.
I don't know.
I believe we're supposed
to be watching the dog.
We'll be right on top of him.
You can't do any closer
watching than that.
Well, as long as it's what
Christopher Robin wants,
then I guess it's okay.
There's still plenty of room!
No, thank you.
Piglet's missing a lot by being
scared of a little doggy.
I'm not scared
of a little doggy.
I'm scared of a big,
white monster dog that wants to eat me.
Oh, Piglet, he already ate
two bowls of dog food,
your sandwich, my sandwich,
and a pine cone.
He doesn't have any room left,
even for a small
but very brave animal.
You should know
about being full, Pooh
and about my being very brave.
Just in case.
One for the money,
two for the show,
three to get root beer,
and four to
Bear overboard!
Tigger, would you slow him down
just a little? Yipe!
I wonder where Piglet got to?
Whoa!
The little guy's really getting
the hang of it.
I am not brave. I am not brave.
Okay, let's get this dog washed.
Christopher Robin,
we have something to tell you.
Where's Skippy?
By the way he was running,
I'd say he was in Alaska by now.
What?
I only hope Piglet likes snow.
How could you let this happen?
You were supposed to watch him
until I got back.
I guess you can't do good
watching while you're bouncing.
Oh, great.
Now I gotta find him.
As I recall, the dog,
and my very dear friend,
Piglet, went that way.
Look out where I'm going!
Ahh!
Oh, dear.
Don't come any closer, you
Oh, my.
Please don't take
this personally,
but I don't ever want
to see you again.
So I'm closing my eyes.
And when I count to three,
you'll be gone.
One, two, three.
Maybe he doesn't
know how to count.
Well, I don't care
if you do eat me.
I have to get you back
to Christopher Robin's.
I don't see any sign of Skippy
or Piglet.
If only we had that horn.
Yes. It made such a sound sound.
Sort of like "squonky, squonky."
Hmm.
For a minute, I thought you
sounded just like the horn.
Really?
I can also do a bottle of pop.
If only there was some way
to make it louder.
- I meant the horn sound.
- Oh.
Attention shoppers!
There's a special
for the next 30 seconds
on all special items!
Aisle 19!
The Stupendo Market!
Pounds of plump plumbs
picked for perfection!
Aisle six!
Perfect.
One, two, three,
four, five. Hmm.
One, two, three,
four, five, six. Hmm.
One, two, three, four, five.
Remember,
I'll create a diversion
while you go over there and
make the sound in that microphone.
Everything's fine now.
We'll be home soon
if you don't get hungry.
Let me do all the talking.
- Excuse me.
- Yes?
My child needs some baby food.
Waah!
We have all your baby needs
on aisle three.
Anyhow, as I was saying,
we have bottles, formula,
baby oil, pacifiers
Hope I don't get stage fright.
Testing, one, two, three.
Testing. Mi-mi-mi-mi!
Rivet, rivet.
Now, what was I supposed
to do again?
Oh, yeah! Squonky! Squonky!
After I get him home,
I'll never have to see
this dog again.
Squonky! Squonky!
Oh, no! Don't get any ideas!
Squonky! Squonky!
Stop! I'm too young to fly!
We also have safety pins,
baby powder, diapers, cotton swabs
Squonky! Squonky!
Squonky? I don't carry
any squonky.
Help!
Whoa!
Squonky!
This ain't the time to eat,
Buddy Bear.
- Oh, dear.
- Oh, bother.
Help! Help!
Gotcha!
We'll have to hurry home
and wash this dog.
That mutt is ten times dirtier
than when it was dirty before.
Well, then, we shall have
to give him 14 baths.
No. Just one bath, and fast.
The neighbors will be back soon.
If we're lucky, they'll
never know what happened.
Then, after we return the dog,
we could return the cart.
Boy, I never thought taking care
of a dog would be so tough.
Home at last!
And we're gonna make it in time.
You can stop squeezing
the horn now, Piglet.
Whoa!
Mad dog!
After you, Pooh Boy.
I can't believe this happened.
They trusted me with their dog,
and I lost him twice.
You did your best.
No, Pooh. I never should have
left the dog alone.
It was my responsibility.
But you didn't leave him alone,
Christopher Robin.
You left him with us.
I better figure out what
I'm gonna tell the neighbors.
Maybe you could break it
to him easy.
Like, tell him how much they'll
save on dog food from now on.
Oh, poor Christopher Robin.
I wish there was something
we could do
that we haven't already done.
There is!
I'm gonna find that dog!
I don't know how, I don't know
where, I don't know when.
Boy, I sure don't know much.
But I do know
this is my responsibility,
and I'm gonna do something
about it.
If only I had a clue
Anything!
I'll follow 'em to the ends
of the earth,
across oceans, over mountains,
as far as I can go!
Without crossing the street,
of course.
Uh, Tigger, excuse me.
About finding the dog?
Just a minute, Piglet.
I'm on a roll here.
Follow that Wait!
I got a better idea!
Gopher!
You hollered, sonny?
I promise, if you let me
use the vacuum again,
I'll polish all your tunnels
till they shine.
Why should I believe you?
Because I have changed.
I'm responsible now.
And Christopher Robin needs me.
Christopher Robin? Why didn't
you say so in the first place, sonny?
You got yourself a deal.
Plug her in.
Press the switch to reverse.
And let her rip!
Plugged in and ripping.
All aboard!
We got a dog to catch.
Hit the switch, Pooh Boy.
Yipe!
I wish this leash would stop
playing hard to get.
Fresh out of wind.
Lane left! Lane right!
No, your other right!
Hold on to your skivvies!
Squonky! Squonky!
Get closer!
He can't hear us!
The last thing I ever wanted
to do was see that dog again!
I got it! I got it!
Isn't that the same car the
neighbors drive, when they drive?
It is the neighbors.
They're gonna beat us home!
Can't this vacuum go any faster?
Rumblin' tarnation!
Stop your bouncing!
I can't steer!
We're gonna coast from here!
Boy, and I thought I could
take care of a dog of my own.
I never should have left
Skippy alone.
Who knows where he is now.
If I save my allowance
for a year,
maybe I'll have enough
to buy the neighbors a new dog.
Time to face the music.
There's something
I have to tell you.
I lost your dog.
I'm really sorry.
I'll get you a new one.
Boy, am I glad to see you!
Hey, stop that!
No, don't stop that.
Thank goodness
my fluff is fluffy.
Don't worry about
your vacuum, Gopher.
Now that I'm a responsible
citizen,
I'll clean your tunnels
with my tail if I have to.
It's good for those
hard-to-reach places.
Well, then I'll expect to see
you and your tail in my tunnel.
I'll get started right away,
if not sooner.
Thank you, guys, for everything.
If Piglet hadn't been
so especially brave,
we never could have gotten
the dog back.
I didn't mean to be brave,
it just happened
when I panicked.
And the vacuum
was Tigger's idea.
Very responsible, Tigger.
That's me!
Responsible to a fault!
Actually, a lot of faults.
Oh, I almost forgot.
Mom thought I took care
of Skippy so good,
she said maybe I could get
a dog of my own.
But I didn't say I would.