How to Sell Drugs Online: Fast (2019) s04e04 Episode Script

1
[dramatic musical
flourish rises]
[Ersan speaks Turkish, muffled]
[in English] Moritz has
nothing to do with it!
[man] I don't care.
He's seen too much.
[Ersan] That's M1000. He
doesn't speak to the police.
[Behzat] It doesn't
matter who it is.
- What's going on?
- Fuck.
[Behzat] The police
know who our dealers are
and where they store our drugs.
Until I know who our
mole is, I can't
Hey!
Listen! I can help you!
I know who the mole is.
[breathing fast]
[unsettling music builds]
[sighs in relief]
What are you saying?
[Moritz shivering]
There is no mole.
- No, no, no, I can help you!
- [Ersan] Just a minute.
[speaks Turkish]
[in English] Your
phones are the mole.
You're probably using
WhatsApp, Telegram, Threema
The police can read
absolutely everything.
I've heard.
If you're not using your own
tool, you're an open book.
You need secure communication
with encrypted handsets.
- [knocking]
- [man] Hello.
Hello?
- [knocking]
- Help!
- [Moritz breathes shakily]
- [man] Help!
So bug-proof mobile phones
with their own server
[man] Let me out.
That means that no one can hack them
and no one knows what's happening.
- Not the police or anyone else.
- [man] Help!
An app of your own. A
messenger. Something like
- [sustained knocking]
- [man] Help!
Brochat.
Sorry, but I cannot concentrate.
- One moment. It's too much for me.
- [man] Let me out of here!
Hold on, Behzat, that's my
- Boss!
- [man screams]
[unsettling music playing]
- [Moritz] Who was that?
- [Ersan] Bloody hell.
[Behzat laughs]
[breathes shakily]
And you can deliver
that for us, yeah?
[quietly] Yeah.
Good. You have one week.
Then we'll see you here
again. Same time, same place.
Freshly showered.
It was a bit too spicy, huh?
Hmm?
Ew.
[theme music playing]
[farting]
[Ersan] Moritz!
Man, that was crazy, yeah?
But you really came up with something.
That could have really gone wrong.
Could have? Instead of buying
BonusLife, I have one week to program
encrypted software for Behzat's drug
ring, otherwise he'll finish us off!
It did go wrong, I'd say!
Why did you never tell me how
your friend earns his money?
Frozen foods, my arse!
"This, that, frozen
foods" That's what I said.
- Murder and drugs aren't "this and that"!
- [stomach gurgling]
I didn't know that
they kill people.
I thought a couple of drivers
sold a bit of grass or something.
Don't be like that! You
sold drugs yourself.
- Yeah. I didn't wanna get involved again!
- Me neither.
I went to jail for Behzat
so he would give me cash
for my own business.
So I'd never have to deal
with illegal stuff again.
[Mortiz] Fuck.
Maybe it wasn't the best plan.
But where was I meant to
get starting capital from?
I thought it didn't really
matter where the money came from.
We must be here in
seven days, of course.
So we're gonna think
about how we get here
while Behzat thinks "deadlines"
are to be taken very literally.
[Moritz sighs]
- In English, "Dead, literally", means
- I know what literally means.
[Moritz sighs]
[phone alert chimes]
Fuck.
[Moritz groans]
- [camera clicking]
- What exactly are you doing?
BeReal. I'm late, and if my sister
hears I lied to a drug lord,
she'll tell the police.
You lied to him?
Why?
Man, I had a fucking
pistol in my face.
Literally! It's impossible in that time
to create that kind of software on my own.
And of course I should have known
that You can't program anything.
I don't need a bullshit specialist, I
need a fucking cybersecurity specialist!
[angrily] Man!
[farts]
- Mo
- Fuck.
[intense electronic music rises]
[breathes shakily]
[clock ticking]
[Moritz] Some complications cannot
be overcome with just anyone.
You need a long-time friend who
forces you to think differently.
You can't fool him because
he knows you inside out.
Steve Jobs, for example,
once said that he and Woz
could solve problems together that
would have defeated them alone.
The disadvantage is,
when you've known each other
forever, so much has had happened
that there are phases when you
can't talk to each other openly.
That's completely normal.
Then you need a sort
of replacement friend.
Kind of a clone, that
doesn't judge you.
That's only interested in
the solution to your problems
and doesn't want to know exactly
why you have the problem.
[keyboard clacking]
[Moritz] I need
your help, Lenny.
[Lenny] Dude, tell me
something fucking new.
What is it now, Mo?
[Moritz] What are the best Star
Wars films in descending order?
[Lenny] 5, 7, 6, 4,
original theatrical release.
3, 1, 2, 9, 8. Rian
Johnson is a criminal.
[Moritz] Okay, it's you.
I need a 100 per cent secure
communication software for a drug lord.
[Lenny] Are you serious?
You never learn, do you?
[Moritz] Wait, it
wasn't really my
I have one week. Does something
like that already exist?
[Lenny] No. If it was my company, then
I'd build the software from scratch.
Purchased software
can always be hacked.
[Moritz] Sometimes it's
better and safer for everyone
when they don't know
what they're working on.
- It's like with the cuckoo.
- [cuckoo call]
They lay their eggs
in other birds' nests.
Like marsh warblers'
for example.
Or the robins'.
Then, they hatch
their eggs for them.
Problem solved.
The marsh warbler doesn't care
because they're hatching eggs anyway.
[Dan] We have decided to
turbo-boost our business.
This means that
starting next month,
BonusLife will officially have, in
Thomas Müller, its first ever investor.
" The future depends
on what you do today."
[cheering]
- Anyone have anything else?
- [man] No!
- Otherwise, let's call it a meeting.
- Yeah, er
I've had some time to look at our
system over the last few days.
And while doing so, I hacked
the company's communications.
- [man] What?
- [Moritz] While doing a security check.
I mean, I carried
out a security check.
- And to be frank, why?
- Thanks for asking, Dan.
I'll elaborate a bit.
Firstly to say,
it was super easy.
You only use self-programmed
software in all areas.
Except for your
internal communication.
The data is stored on
servers in the USA,
and not with end-to-end unfortunately,
but transport-layer encryption.
- So anyone with access to the servers
- has access to our communications.
I know.
Hmm. You know?
Dan, we talked about
this at the time.
You wanted to invest in
an e-bike fleet instead?
I apologise that our blue
planet is so close to my heart.
[Moritz] Totally.
- Thanks, Dan.
- Hm.
But while our communication continues
to run on purchased software,
it's not secure.
Despite encryption. In
theory, anyone can read it.
This could even
include sensitive data.
I've pulled up a few of your
chats to demonstrate this.
[murmuring]
You said Yeezys
were still the shit!
Er
Yeah, I They were, you know,
until Kanye Then I saw
[Moritz] Great business management, Dan.
But from a data protection perspective
Well, it's difficult. Especially
when we could do better.
At BonusLife we have one of the best
cybersecurity specialists in the land.
[scattered cheers]
Yeah. Our dear Lenny that
I know, would have said
"I'll build the software myself.
Purchased software can always be hacked."
[upbeat anticipative
music playing]
Because our
customers are gamers.
And nerds, like us two.
One data leak in the press ruins
our reputation. On our arse.
I mean, you probably remember
the GTA VI at Rockstar data leak?
Angry customers leaving,
share prices plummeting,
lawsuits for damages?
Game over.
No BonusLife.
And above all, no investor.
[music ends]
We really need to build
our own chat thing.
All of a sudden?
Yeah.
Yeah, I can shift priorities.
I'll create a Scrum
project, small and lean.
Mo and I will look after security.
Two team members can do cosmetics.
If you're Scrum Master, then
I'll take over sprint planning?
- Frontend, backend, security.
- Daily Scrums, regular backlog grooming.
We can speed up the process
if we stop daily stand-ups
Three sprints will be enough. I
think we'll be done in a month or so.
[overlapping approving chatter]
A month, yeah?
Ah, yeah. That's tough,
no? Definitely six weeks.
- Er
- Well everyone, you heard him.
Sprints, sprints, sprints!
Life isn't a marathon.
Great meeting!
[indistinct chatter]
[music resumes]
Just to spell it out again.
On TV the police are your
friend and there to help.
In reality, they're only interested in
the number of stars on their shoulders.
They don't want us to know what they know.
Instead, they want to know what we know.
And so, keep quiet.
[music fades]
[sighs] It's great
this worked out.
I'm always happy to hear
what the press has to say.
- [laughs]
- [Elif] Hmm.
Super exciting, police work, eh?
- Huh?
- Hmm.
So, what's this about?
The drug dealers who've been
turning up dead all over.
WHO'S THE DEAD MAN FROM THE
CANAL? POLICE INVESTIGATE
Ah yeah, I see.
Isolated cases. The
usual gang crime.
According to our research, there's
a possible link between the cases.
Something I would know.
And so?
[sinister music playing]
Well, we're convinced this man
here is the head of the group.
Aha.
[sharply] Where did you
get this information?
I see.
I don't speak to the press
about ongoing investigations.
You should know that.
But maybe you could help me out
sometime. I'll be happy to get in touch.
[ominous music playing]
Do you have a business card?
Thank you.
And your name was?
Uh Lisa Novak.
Elif.
Elif, sorry. I
[sighs] I know always
saying sorry is shitty.
But we did get something
out of him, right?
Sorry, but the way he shut
down when I took out the flyer
must mean they're investigating
in the same direction?
You can't be blabbing.
I've told you before.
From now on, not
a word to anyone.
Not even your imaginary best friend,
the one you talk to in the mirror.
Don't tell her about our
research. Is that clear?
Now, take one of these, and
cancel your plans for the week.
We're travelling to your
hometown to look into Brofrost.
[cuckoo call]
[tense, rhythmic music playing]
Fuck!
[Moritz] Bill Gates once
drew up 11 rules for life.
And the first of these is,
"Life is not fair.
Get used to it."
Things in life don't turn out
the way you imagined them.
They usually turn out
much, much shittier.
- Hello, Ilgen?
- [Ilgen] Hey Ersan!
This Dan from BonusLife keeps
trying to get hold of me.
- He wants to know what's going on.
- This BonusLife thing, it's over.
Erm
- If he calls, just don't answer.
- Oh. Okay.
I thought Moritz and you were a
good team. How wrong can you be.
Have a nice life.
[Moritz] Life doesn't give
a shit about your dreams.
Bill Gates' rule number six is,
"If you fail, it's not
your parents' fault."
[man] Please leave a message
for Mr Thomas Müller.
[Moritz] "So don't complain about
your mistakes. Learn from them."
If your plan is in danger of failing,
you need to change your team.
After all, it is the
people in your own team
who decide whether
you succeed or fail.
- Gotcha.
- [woman] No, of course, yeah
But sometimes it's not so easy to win
over people with the right skills.
You have to make yourself
attractive as an employer.
And have convincing arguments for
an offer that they can't refuse.
Bill Gates' last rule is,
"Be nice to nerds. Chances
are, you'll work for one."
Kira? [laughs]
What a coincidence!
Moritz?
- What the fuck are you
- Yeah, I I was just
[chuckles] I mean, now
that we're here. Er
- I had a small, um, technical question.
- Have you been following me for long?
Not that long.
- Don't know. Maybe five to seven minutes.
- Moritz, I was there for over two hours.
Yeah, okay. Maybe half a day.
Listen, I just need a minute.
It's about Lenny's job.
It's really complex.
Lenny's helping, but we
won't finish on time.
- [Kira] On time for what?
- Huh?
I'm not stupid.
On time for what?
I assume that you don't want Lenny to know
about the guy you know in Fritzi's bar?
You little piece of shit.
You want to blackmail me?
You wanna tell Lenny I'm having
an affair? You have no idea.
"A portrait of Scott Stenton."
"Who is this headhunter
who brings the best IT talents
in the world to Silicon Valley?"
Affair? He's not
even in your league.
Well, you're out of his
league. You know what I mean.
Lenny thinks you're
waiting tables at Fritzi's.
Instead, you're doing
regular work for him.
Now he's offered you a
permanent job in San Francisco,
and as you absolutely said, "No",
he's flown over to convince you to go.
So? Why don't you
finally do it, huh?
Both of us know that sooner or later,
Lenny is going to be dumped and left here.
Know what I'm gonna do now? I'm
going to tell Lenny everything.
He won't like it, but
we'll find a solution.
And do you know why?
We're in love.
So, yeah. How
clearly can I say it?
It's a bit like how you love
yourself with somebody else.
And after, I'll tell him how
you tried to blackmail me.
And then
Bye-bye, Mo.
[with pity] Hmm.
[dynamic, driving music playing]
[Moritz] Not if I
get there first!
Bye, Kira!
Oh, battery running low?
So tragic. Hopefully
you'll still make it home.
"Kira doesn't want us
to be friends, Lenny."
"She shouted, Lenny."
Oh, what's wrong? Only
work out your arms in jail?
Never skip leg day!
You can't even park a scooter
in front of your house!
[moans]
Oh, fuck!
[groans]
Paragraph 40, Narcotics Law.
Commercial drug trafficking.
Minimum one year.
I got eight years, Kira.
Paragraph 25, Section
2, Criminal Code.
"If several persons offend jointly, each
shall be sentenced as a perpetrator."
- Get to the point.
- You weren't innocent in MyDrugs.
You'll maybe get three years?
Fewer with good behaviour.
Lando probably won't
be able to go with you.
- Shame there aren't family prisons.
- You wouldn't do that.
Yesterday I saw
someone get murdered.
If we don't finish this
software, I'll be next.
Don't tell me what I will
or won't do! I need Lenny.
What's more, you. And
keep it to yourself.
[Lenny] Moritz?
- What are you guys doing?
- Lenny.
You're being loud
and Lando's asleep.
- I was on my way
- I was
Shh!
Moritz told me about
the software problem.
- He did?
- [Moritz] Yeah.
I was asking Kira if she could
try and help us to finish it.
Before the investor finds out
we have a gap in security.
Yeah, exactly. We haven't seen
a lot of each other recently,
so I thought a joint project
while Lando is in nursery.
Why not?
I'd like to do some programming again.
Encryption has always been my thing.
And working with you
So?
Up for a joint
hackathon holiday?
[kissing]
I'd be prepared to put up
with Moritz even being there.
- She didn't mean it.
- [quietly] Do.
[Lenny] Yeah, why not?
Like before, yeah?
- We'll start tomorrow, okay?
- [sigh of relief]
- Yeah.
- [Lenny] Great.
I can't slam the door because of
Lando, but in my imagination, it's so.
[Lando cries]
[dynamic rock music playing]
[Moritz] It's great
you're all here.
I've taken the liberty as Scrum Master
of summarising our planned sprints.
- Welcome to hackathon!
- [Moritz] Kira takes care of encryption.
Lenny the backend in yellow.
I do the frontend. The others
take care of the little things.
We should be done in five days.
Okay!
[Kira] JavaScript
encryption package bindings.
[Lenny] APIs are stable.
Compose File added to repo.
Develop against
a local instance.
- Is it complete?
- Got a .env file?
[Lenny] On it.
[Kira] Refactoring,
then I'll merge.
Found your feet.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
[dynamic rock music continues]
- Looks good, Lenny.
- Kira, can I test the encryption?
[Kira] Yeah, use my
current feature branch.
- [woman] Show me how I generate the keys?
- [man] It's in the document.
What is our plan for tomorrow?
[both chuckle]
- Oh, fuck. Dan what are you doing here?
- Sorry.
- Why do you look like shit?
- I need some more.
Sorry, you can't have any more.
- Huh? Why?
- Have you seen yourself?
You look like you've
been hit by a car.
You know how stressful
having a company is?
You've had stress with
the company for years.
When this thing with the
investor is done, then
You'll stress about
something else.
If you want to have real success,
you also have to have real problems.
Dan, you're trying to be the perfect
guy. But you don't have to do that.
No one's gonna love you more
'cause you have success.
Fuck you, Fritzi. And
what do you know, huh?
You have a fucking bar.
[energetic rock music playing]
- Shock me, baby, all night ♪
- We're powered up ♪
Shock me, baby, all
night Shock me ♪
[Elif] Hello, we're doing
research into Brofrost.
Can we ask you a few questions?
- [Lisa] We guarantee you stay anonymous.
- [man] Piss off.
- [Elif] Two minutes?
- [Lisa] We guarantee
[Elif] employees of
[energetic rock music continues]
Fuck, yeah!
We're powered up ♪
[music fades out]
[cuckoo call]
Good job, guys.
It's hard to believe we
managed it, huh? In five days.
I've got a load of pizzas.
[Kira, with contempt] Pizzas.
Well, first, as you can
see, I sent everyone home.
They were exhausted.
Second, you'll only be done when
the brute force test is over in
eighteen hours?
And third, if you really
think I'll sit calmly
with a disgusting little blackmailer
like you and eat pizza diavola,
then you're an even worse
narcissist than I think.
Sorry, Mo, but nobody wants
to eat pizza with you.
Get over it.
[melancholic piano music]
[Moritz] Very few people who have
achieved big things have any friends.
Facebook only exists because
Zuckerberg didn't have any.
The more successful you are, the
fewer people there are you can trust.
Who you can be
completely honest with.
[sighs]
- [barman] Hey, Lisa!
- Have it!
So, a potential favourite
drink for you to try,
And this is known as Touchdown.
- All yours.
- [Moritz] Thank you.
- Mmm. Tastes like an ice lolly.
- You actually like alcohol!
- There's alcohol in this?
- Hmm?
Well, what can I say?
Yeah. Hardened criminal.
Erm
So tell me
How are you?
And how's the research?
About these murders?
Ah so, just erm We've
decided to put it on ice.
- My boss said the story isn't exciting.
- Ah, good.
Good there's something better
you can concentrate on.
- Yeah.
- Or
And how's it going at BonusLife?
[chokes Erm
Yeah
Yeah, er Life's good.
[burps] Oh. Sorry.
[Moritz] Okay, it's not always
possible to be completely honest.
I'll have another one.
[barman] Hey, Lisa!
[glass smashing]
[both giggle]
[Moritz] You just have to make sure
that none of the lies catch up with you.
[foreboding music playing]
I went over the numbers you sent to
this Thomas Müller guy you spoke to.
These aren't the forecasts
that I prepared, are they?
Of course they are. Well, I
embellished them a bit, but
Yeah, but you do know
why bookkeepers exist?
- Yeah.
- This is a profession.
No one's noticed before.
But Thomas Müller and his team
aren't a little local savings
bank from the provinces.
They're pros. Of course they're
not answering your calls.
You can't easily fool them.
Dan.
BonusLife is history.
Get over it.
I'm out.
[music becomes light, hopeful]
[Moritz burps]
[Lisa laughs]
Oh!
[Moritz] Shh! Marie
will go to the police.
[Lisa] Ow.
Gosh, thanks. For bringing me home.
I wouldn't have got here otherwise.
Sh.
I would say we have
a new drink for you.
- [Moritz burps]
- Mission accomplished.
- Touchdown!
- [both laugh loudly]
[sentimental piano
music playing]
[sighs]
- I'm really thankful.
- Mmm.
Enjoyed it. No prob.
Yeah, but For everything.
I'm really happy,
um, there's still us.
[Lisa sighs]
[music fades]
Is it okay if I crash here?
Have you got a T-shirt?
I can't be bothered to go
halfway across Rinseln.
Oh I, um I'm sure
I've got a sleeping mat.
Nonsense, come here.
Oh, yum, yum, yum.
Ooh!
[phone vibrating]
- Did you sleep well?
- [yawns loudly]
Five stars on Yelp.
You?
Yeah. Second best waking up experience
after the first night in prison.
[phone alert chimes]
[Lisa] Mm.
Er, yeah, I'm still in my
hometown. But yeah, I'll come.
It looks like there's
a development with
er, the other article.
Just quick.
How awkward would it be
if I run into your dad
on the way to the bathroom
on a scale of one to ten?
Twelve?
Okay.
[phone alert chimes]
[tense music playing]
[door opens]
And would it be gross if
I used your toothbrush?
Uh Mm
Yeah, okay. I'll use finger.
[door closes]
[phone alert chimes]
[phone alert chimes]
[Moritz whispers]
Zero, zero, zero.
Oh, Lisa.
[dramatic music playing]
Oh, fuck.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Ha!
What are you doing?
- You got a message and
- You thought you'd hack into my phone.
[laughs nervously] I
wouldn't call it hacking.
- You said you wouldn't do this research.
- I did say that. And?
These people are dangerous.
Oh yeah? What do you
know about them, Mo?
[sinister music playing]
Nothing.
Just promise me you'll
leave it alone, okay?
Maybe I'll just keep doing
my thing and you do yours.
Or not, huh? Better
not keep doing yours.
- I used your toothbrush by the way.
- [door closes]
[Kira] or a Google Pixel,
but who trusts Google?
Cryptophone is a Fairphone 5.
You can now transfer the software
to everyone for your Brochat.
Worst name ever.
This thing's more secure than
the phone of the US president
in the black box of Air Force
One parked at Fort Knox.
And you can't use
it without the PIN.
I want you to leave us alone.
A two-kilometre Moritz-free
zone around Casa Sander.
If you've understood what
I've said, just scowl.
Mmm, that's good.
So you don't forget, I built
a backdoor in the software.
If you're stupid enough to
show your face at ours again,
then it's one click and your
communication will all go online.
- Are you stupid? What do you think
- [Lenny] Guys?
I'm looking at the
code again now.
Did you build in
a backdoor, Kira?
Hmm?
Okay, what's going on?
Hmm?
Huh?
- Moritz blackmailed me
- Kira wants to run off to Silicon Valley.
Okay, we'll talk
about this later.
Moritz?
The less you both
know, the better.
Mo?
You promised not to
drag me into any shit.
- That's why I asked her!
- She's my wife?
I'm your friend? The last few
days It's been like the old days.
I want everything to be as it
used to be. Lenny and Moritz.
It already is.
You lie to me and use me for your
shit. Just like the old days.
"Lenny und Moritz."
And you also lied too!
Yeah.
You own half of
BonusLife, I hear.
[scoffs]
I don't care how you know that.
It's best you're fired,
Moritz. Without notice.
I'm not arsed.
But two per cent of the
company is still mine.
Okay.
But every time you receive a
payment, remember I hate you.
And that Dan and I
get 50 times as much.
Only 24.5 times as much!
The PIN.
Capital F.
Lowercase U, lowercase
C, lowercase K,
capital M, zero,
lowercase R, lowercase I,
lowercase T, lowercase Z.
Exclamation.
Yeah, it's It means that
maybe I shouldn't
be messed with.
All of these devices
have been prepped.
This has the only copy
of the source code
you can use to equip as many
crypto phones as you like.
The server is located in a
completely inconspicuous place.
[Behzat] Hmm.
What about the emojis?
Words can be
misunderstood, can't they?
Emojis are clear. A
gherkin is a gherkin.
Without emojis, this
thing is of no use to me.
Yeah, emoji support
can be integrated
into the next Brochat
server update
The name looks great, and
then that lovely colour
Ice blue.
And this cool penguin sound.
You've done a really good job.
Okay. Can we get going?
[Behzat] No.
Before you go.
Your cash?
You are a really good team.
And I'm prepared to
invest in both of you.
Together.
I think one million is appropriate
for your joint business. As a loan.
I thought our payment
was that we stay alive.
Do I look like an asshole, hmm?
[tense music playing]
But if you don't
want the money
Behzat, abi, that's
unbelievably generous of you,
but we're going our
separate ways now.
- Moritz and I would actually
- 1.1 million. Plus legal costs.
The first year is interest free.
[chuckles softly]
Oh, that's good.
Great.
I believe in you two.
[Moritz] Survival
of the fittest.
Most people think that
means the strongest survive.
But actually, it means that the
one who can adapt best survives.
Like the cuckoo.
[man] Behzat?
Haven't I always told
you? Only for emergencies.
Yeah, I know. But
it is an emergency.
[sighs]
I think we have a problem.
Okay, I may have left out
a small detail earlier.
As soon as the
cuckoo chicks hatch,
they throw the other chicks out
the nest so they have all the food.
A shame for the marsh warbler.
And the robin.
It's survival though.
Evolution, I mean.
Everyone can't survive.
- [music fades]
- [cuckoo calls]
["Carnival of the Animals"
by Saint-Saëns playing]