Shoresy (2022) s04e04 Episode Script
Good and Weird
1
(Shoresy): Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries!
(Goody): Blueberry
pie? (Dolo): My, oh my.
(Goody): Blueberry tart?
(Hitch): That's the way
to me heart. (Goody):
Blueberry jam?
(all): We'll take
all we can cram.
Had your fill of blueberries?
Then come celebrate
the end of summer
at the Blueberry Festival Dance.
Where ya might just see
a Blueberry Bulldog.
- Or two.
- Or three.
(all): Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
Next Saturday in
downtown Sudbury.
- At the Refettorio.
- Come join us for a Puppers.
Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries.
- Hmm.
- That was
You guys have done
this so many times.
How's it still that bad?
We've never done one
for radio, idiot.
Know how much worse his
voice is gonna sound
when you don't have his dumb
face to distract you from it?
How do you want
us to do it, b'y?
(Ziig): Good.
- With energy.
- Excitement.
- It's gotta make people
wanna go to the dance. Happy.
Go!
So, yeah, so
Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries!
(Goody): Blueberry
pie? (Dolo): My, oh my.
- Blueberry tart?
- That's the way to me heart.
Blueberry jam?
(all): We'll take
all we can cram.
Had your fill (Nat): Stop.
That's embarrassing.
(Shoresy): Then you do it.
- Really?
- No, I'm lying.
We'll just continue
to be satisfactory.
You just continue to be twats.
It would speed things up a bit.
Yeah, let's go fuckin' tubing.
Done. Here's a little hint.
Smile all the way through it.
The radio audience might
not be able to see it,
but they will hear
it in your voice.
Ready, ladies?
(both): Ready.
Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries.
- Blueberry pie?
- My, oh my.
- Blueberry tart?
- That's the way to my heart.
Blueberry jam?
(all): We'll take
all we can cram.
(Nat): Had your
fill of blueberries?
Then come celebrate
the end of summer
at the Blueberry Festival Dance,
where you might just
see a Blueberry Bulldog.
- Or two!
- Or three.
(all): Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
(Miig): Next Saturday
in downtown Sudbury.
- And the Refettorio.
- Come join us for a Puppers.
Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries.
- Are you guys all right?
- Try it like that.
- Like what?
- Big smiles! Let's see 'em.
Go!
Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries!
More excitement.
Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries!
- That was even worse.
- Well, it's hard to fuckin'
talk when I'm smiling so big.
- Let's switch up the lines?
- Goody, try it.
Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries.
(Ziig): That was worse
than Shoresy's worst one.
- Dolo.
- Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries!
- Hmm, better?
- Does not make me
wanna go to the dance.
- Hitch?
Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries!
- Much better!
- Still bad.
Well then, you fuckin' do it.
We're not the Sudbury
Blueberry Bulldogs.
Neither am I!
So dumb.
Let's just compile all
the bads from the start
to the end and maybe
we'll have a good one.
(Miig): That's an idea.
- All right,
say the blueberry part at
the start and end together.
Guys! The Blueberry Festival
has done a lot for us
over the years. They've
given us a ton of dough
and a ton of support.
Hockey players give back.
This is the least
we can do for them.
Probably the last thing
you'll do for them, Shoresy.
Once more. Last time,
everything you've got.
For me?
(sighing)
And a one, and a two,
and a one, two, three.
(energetic): Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries!
- Blueberry pie?
- My, oh my!
- Blueberry tart?
- That's the way to me heart!
Blueberry jam?
(all): We'll take
all we can cram.
(Shoresy): Had your
fill of blueberries?
Then come celebrate
the end of summer
at the Blueberry Festival Dance.
Where you might just
see a Blueberry Bulldog.
- Or two.
- Or three!
(all): Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
Next Saturday in
downtown Sudbury.
- At the Refettorio.
- Come join us for a Puppers.
(all): Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries!
Thank you.
(Go All The Way
(by Raspberries)
I never knew how
complete love could be ♪
'Til she kissed me and said ♪
Baby, please, go all the way ♪
It feels so right ♪
Feels so right ♪
Being with you here tonight ♪
Please, go all the way ♪
Just hold me close ♪
Hold me close ♪
Don't ever let me go ♪
I couldn't say what
I wanted to say ♪
'Til she whispered,
I love you ♪
So, please, go all the way ♪
It feels so right ♪
Feels so right ♪
Being with you here tonight ♪
Please, go all the way ♪
(Ziig): Jim.
- No.
(Ziig): And Jim.
- Come on.
- And Jim.
- And Jim?
- All three tattlers.
- The Jims are squealers.
- Why'd they rat?
- Don't know.
But they went straight to Pam,
Britt, and Melodie, and
squealed about the hockey moms.
- They're not their girlfriends.
- But bet they don't want
'em bangin' someone else.
- Pretty sure they're all
banging someone else.
- What do we do?
Nothing. Hockey players
have a way of dealing
with this stuff.
(Shoresy): Let's everybody
listen up here, now.
Today's kangaroo court
is now in session.
Judge Michaels will be presiding
over today's presidings.
- Proceedings.
- Proceedings.
Order in the kangaroo court.
Michaels, what's
that? (Shoresy farts)
- Oh, fuck you, Shoresy.
- Order in the court.
Gah!
This is the people
versus Jim, Jim, and Jim.
Shoresy, you'll be representing
Jim, Jim, and also Jim.
The prosecution will
be self-represented.
We'll go to them for
opening statements.
Well, the b'ys banged
the Blueberry Buddy moms.
Truth be told, we'd probably
like to bang 'em again. Eh, b'y?
- Eh, me son?
- Moms are unbelievable.
Now, the Jims seen the
b'ys bangin' the moms
and tattled to some
of the other girls
the b'ys also sometimes bangs.
And Lard Jeezus, I never
seen anything so bad as that.
Does the defence have
an opening statement?
Well, yeah, you fuckin' idiot.
Okay, well it's
formal to ask. Geez.
- Fuckin' idiot.
- Okay, last time I ask. Wow.
All right, yeah, the
Jims may be tattlers.
Bold move with the admission
of guilt off the top, Shoresy.
Well, they might be tattlers,
but they're not
fibbers. Eh, Jim?
- Yeah.
- Jim?
- Yes.
- Jim?
I saw a black bear
the other day.
Pretty crazy.
- Now, what's really important
here, I think,
is the events that took place
on the afternoon of July 9th.
Events that may
stay with my clients
for the rest of their lives.
Events that, frankly,
I wouldn't wish on
my own worst enemy.
- What is it?
- The defence rests.
(Ziig): Lawyers,
witnesses, testimony.
- The whole bit.
- I just can't picture it.
Kangaroo court has
been around forever
in the hockey world.
These guys aren't as
boring as they appear.
(Ziig fake snores)
(Michaels): Prosecution
may call the first witness.
- Jim.
- Yeah.
Objection, speculation.
He already admitted it.
You win this round, Goody.
Yeah.
You big-timed us on the
boat. (Shoresy gasps)
(indistinct chatter)
The prosecution rests.
The defence may cross-examine
Shut the fuck up,
Michaels. Jim
Would you say getting
big-timed on a boat was,
if not the worst thing
that's ever happened to you
in your life, top three?
- Yeah.
Michaels, as you can see,
my client's too
emotional to go on.
- He's fine.
- No, he isn't.
- Yes, he is.
- No, he isn't.
- Looks fine to me.
- Well, he isn't.
Guys, let's not
bicker, all right?
Bicker? You're so
fuckin' annoying.
- Well, what?
- You are so fuckin' irritating.
Shoresy, okay. Thank you, Jim.
Prosecution may call
their next witness.
The prosecution calls
Now Jim, what's say
the b'ys don't remember
big-timing ya on the
boat. (Shoresy): Wah!
Recount the events
of that day, please.
Well, lots of people
wanted to go on the boat,
which we understood, because
boatin's a real hoot.
We waited our turn, which was
a big part of the afternoon,
and Jim got sunburnt.
Hey, Jim, did you get sunburnt?
- Yeah.
- Overruled. Proceed, Jim.
(Jim 2): We were told it
was our time to go boatin'
but then a bunch of
broads got in the boat
and they boated off
with them instead.
(Shoresy gasps)
They said they'd come
back for us but
- Prosecution rests.
- Hey, Jim,
when the boys
big-timed ya on a boat,
left ya standin' there
on the dock, sunburnt,
took off with broads instead,
they said they'd
come back for ya.
Objection. Leading
the witness.
- I'm not leading the witness.
- Overruled.
What are you talking
about? I'm not leading
the witness at all. So dumb.
Now Jim,
the boys said they'd
come back for ya.
Did they?
- No.
The defence rests.
Prosecution may call
their next witness.
Prosecution would
like to call that Jim.
Jim.
- What's up, Goody?
What's goin' on, buddy?
- On the afternoon you avenge
we big-timed you.
- Did he just say avenge?
- Allege, me son.
- Allege?
(Shoresy): Oh, my God.
- That's it, old man.
- So dumb.
- On the afternoon
you allege we big-timed you,
Jim said we were on
a boat with broads.
Without PFD's.
No one was wearing life jackets.
- Objection, relevance.
- Okay, no, seriously,
it's stupidity. And
you're all guilty.
- Not relevant, old man.
- Here just, Goody, continue.
If it were you guys out
on a boat with broads,
you think we'd tell the
broads you were bangin'?
Objection, those aren't even
the broads we're talkin' about.
The Jims tattled
about other broads.
Jim, answer the question.
If it was us out on a boat,
we wouldn't big-time the boys.
Defence rests.
- You're the prosecution, Goody.
- You're a nerd, Michaels.
Jim, tell me somethin'.
Were the broads
even good-lookin'?
- Yes.
- Oh, yeah?
What about the moms
you tattled about?
- Really good-looking.
- Okay.
You guys wanna
you guys wanna pull up
some IG's here or?
- Can we do this later?
- No problem.
- Goody.
- Jim is on the stand, Shoresy.
- I'll allow it.
- How do you like your odds of
gettin' a couple of
'em in bed together
at the same time?
- Okay, this is irrelevant.
Can we continue?
- No problem.
There's an impossible
amount of good-looking girls
in Sudbury, b'ys.
- There is.
(Caleb): Really good-looking.
Really, really good-looking.
(Caleb): Maria Mercier.
- Pick of the crop, boys.
Idea for you, Jackie, go
ask a rocket 23-year-old
who doesn't even know
who you are if she wants
a lick of your cone.
- Worst ice breaker ever.
But an ice breaker, no less.
She's as hot as
you are ugly, bud.
I find you utterly
fetching, old friend.
Or just keep staring at
her from across the street.
That's not weird at all.
- But you are five years
her junior, Jackson.
- Should see if she'll
buy us a six-banger.
Not being legal drinking age,
you'd be breaking the
law if you even want
to go sit beside her
currently. I think that is
- That's the dagger.
- I was gonna say Shakespearean.
See if she'll buy us
some Pink Whitney.
- Who's got a lip dinger?
- Just a big lip boomer.
(Crush by Sebastian Paul)
It's more than just a crush ♪
Might even be too much ♪
It's all that I can do ♪
Not to drop it all for you ♪
It's more than just a crush ♪
I long to be enough ♪
To be enough for you ♪
But it never comes across ♪
It's more than just a crush ♪
And it's crushing me ♪
(Michaels): Order in
the kangaroo court!
Do you have any
further questions
Michaels, I really gotta piss
here, so let's wrap this up.
All right, the Jims tattled
'cause the boys big-timed them
on a boat. What's the
plea here, Michaels?
(Michaels): The verdict?
- I dunno.
Okay well, before I get
to the verdict, guys,
boating without a
life jacket, I mean,
it's just actually stupid.
- Shut up!
Michaels, get to the point where
- No, it really is.
You stop talking or I'm going
to hold my breath until I die.
Fine. God, man.
Look, as someone who gets
big-timed pretty regularly
in life, I understand
it doesn't feel good.
- Fuckin' loser.
- But tattling to girlfriends?
Objection! They're
not our girlfriends.
You can't object me, all right?
- Quit crying, Hitch.
- Look, I'm the judge.
I'm just sayin'.
More like fuckin' Ted Bitchcock.
Look, Jims, though
I'm sympathetic
to you guys getting big-timed,
especially on a boat,
getting big-timed is not
grounds to do what you did.
So, the court orders
you to make this right.
- How do they do that? Huh?
- Shoresy, you said that
in your opening statement,
the Jims are tattlers,
but they're not fibbers.
- Really gotta piss here,
Michaels.
- The court orders you
to go to Pam, Britt, and Melodie
and uh, well, fib a little.
- There ya go.
- Yeah.
(Shoresy farts) Ah,
fuck! Fuck you, Shoresy!
Fuckin' hell, man.
So, that's one
down. What's next?
A real break, remember?
Weird Sudbury.
A deal's a deal.
Meeting with our
contact shortly.
And who is our contact exactly?
The hottest bitch
you've ever seen.
(Ziig): Really?
- And the second hottest.
Third hottest,
fourth, fifth, sixth.
And so on, and so forth.
They'll all be at
the prospects party
for Weird Sudbury.
- How weird are we talking?
- Good and weird.
- People have no idea
how freaky it gets in these
Northern Ontario towns.
- Who ya bringin'?
- Miig.
- Hmm. Nat?
- No.
- Shitty. 'kay.
- Dolo.
- Uh-huh.
- Goody.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Hitch.
- Shoresy.
- If you must.
- And Michaels.
- No.
- No Michaels?
- No.
No to any of my exes.
I can't have any fun
if Michaels is there.
Well, I mean, I could.
I would. I will.
But I don't wanna look at
his stupid, fuckin' face
while I'm having it.
- I'll run it up the chain.
Perfect. That's it, babe.
Do well at the prospects party
and you are in to Weird Sudbury.
Northern Ontario's "it" party.
Starts at 7pm and you
can't leave 'til 7am.
If you're late, you're cut.
Oh, and um wear
something provocative.
(Shoresy): What does
provocative mean?
Huh?
You don't know what it means?
I'll ask the questions here.
I kinda know what it means.
Yeah, well, this party's
gonna be so sick.
It's gonna be so fuckin' sick,
dude. It's gonna be so sick.
Fuckin' so sick.
Well, it's just like,
when I hear, "wear
something provocative"
I don't think of dressing like
fuckin' Matrix Revolutions.
Yeah, like when I hear,
"wear something provocative"
I don't think of dressing
like fuckin' Wesley Snipes,
Vampire Slayer.
No, I think you look great.
I think you look so cool.
It's just that when I hear,
"wear something provocative"
I don't think of dressing
like fuckin' Morpheus.
(Hitch): What're ya at, b'ys?
- Look at him.
- Okay.
You think that's provocative?
I don't know what
that looks like.
Well, it looks like
fuckin' Spike TV.
- Why you so mad, b'y?
- I'm not mad.
Just sayin', I'm listenin'
from the other room
and I'm thinkin'
someone's mad out here
by the jackal or Jeezus.
- I'm not mad.
I'm not mad.
It's just I don't know
if that's what they mean
by provocative.
- Maybe it is.
- What are you gonna wear? Huh?
I almost don't
wanna show ya, b'y.
- Well, fuckin' go put it on.
- Well, don't be so critical.
Fuckin', just, give
your balls a tug.
Just sayin', don't
be so critical.
Whatever. This party's
gonna be so sick, dude.
This party's gonna
be so fuckin' sick.
What it do, what it
mo' fuckin' does.
Where's Goody?
See, now that's provocative.
- Right?
- That's provocative.
- Come get it.
- What's happenin'?
- But it might be,
it's a little
- What?
- It's a bit gay.
- Is it?
Yeah. Yeah, like I think
that if there was a gay dude
here he'd look at you and
say, "That's one of my guys."
And that's fine.
Well, I see you're both
wearing leather, big boy.
Well, the difference
is that you look like
you're in Resident
Evil, and he looks like
he's a fuckin' Village
Peop Person.
For sure, you're gonna
think that about me, too.
What do you think
about that, Goody?
- Of what?
- What do you think about
him wearing that?
- I don't care.
Well, you should.
- They said dress provocative.
- Well, what is that? Huh?
This is provocative, me son!
I don't think you know
what provocative means.
I don't think you
knows what it means.
- I kinda know what it means.
- What do it mean?
It means like, daring.
- Daring?
- Yeah, like sexy, like daring.
You don't know what
provocative means, me son.
(Ziig): What does it mean?
- What does it mean?
- It means that.
You dig?
(Nat): Someone's
definitely gonna.
Money, honey.
You have something like that?
Hmm, something like that, yeah.
- Let's get you dressed.
- Uh-uh.
Come on!
You want me to take a break,
then you try to drag
me out when I take one?
You comin' or goin'?
- Well played.
A lot is riding on this.
Do you think that this
is provocative enough?
- It's the very definition.
- Which is?
"Provocative."
"Arousing sexual desire
or interest, especially
deliberately."
Could you use it in
a sentence, old man?
"He gave her a provocative
side long glance."
What do you think that
looks like, Goody?
Oh yeah, that'll
get 'em fired up.
You'll have broads
from fuckin' Algonquin
to Ipperwash come runnin'.
Broads from fuckin'
Anishinabek to Attawapiskat.
- But what's all this, old man? Read.
- What? Huh?
Read, the definition right
below it, provocative.
"Causing annoyance, anger,
or another strong reaction,
especially deliberately."
There's two definitions.
- Oh
- There's two definitions
of provocative. That
clears things up.
That's the definition
I read, b'ys.
Okay, so that's why
you're dressed like
a Indigenous Canadian.
- Attaboy.
It's the first definition I seen
when I looked it
up on the internet.
All right, whereas it's
the second definition
on this website.
- I thinks I only kinda
looks like an
Indigenous Canadian.
Whatever the case,
I think we're a bit
of a dog's breakfast
with our outfits currently.
- Just a wee bit.
We're all over the place, b'ys.
Yeah, if maybe we just
try to maybe coordinate?
What are you wearing?
(Nat): That.
You think?
Money, honey.
I almost wish I was going now.
- You can.
- Shut up.
Hot fire. Hot, hot, hot.
- Who is going?
- Well, us, Shoresy,
Dolo, Hitch, and Goody.
- Michaels?
- Mm-mm.
- Why?
Mercedes said she can't
have fun with her ex there.
- What?
- I know.
Didn't stop her from having fun
when they were together.
- These are her terms.
He know that? (Hitch): No way!
- Way!
- Sharp.
I know.
Fuckin' put on this suit,
just start gettin'
DM's from tens.
I'd buy that for a buck.
Had to MeToo like 20 broads
since I put it on,
they're so inappropriate
with their advances.
D'you get that at
Reg Wilkinson's
Men's Wear?
- Got it from BROdude.
Something good came outta that.
- Yep.
- This is the look for the b'ys.
- That's the ticket.
- Hell yeah. Fuck yeah.
We can get 'em down
at Reg Wilkinson's.
All right, well go grab
Michaels and get it done.
Mass casualty event
tonight, boys.
Gettin' all the puss in
Sudbury in this bitch.
(Big Sexy): Tit fucker!
Yeah, Michaels is not comin'
to the party, old man.
It's just the b'ys.
- Michaels is goin'
to the party.
- Nah, bro.
What do you mean, Michaels
can't go to the party?
- He can't go.
- Huh?
He ain't comin' to
the party, old man.
Michaels can go to the party.
(Nat): Michaels can't
go to the party.
What do you mean,
Michaels can't go
to the party? Huh?
- He's not, he's not invited.
Mercedes is our hook-up here,
and she doesn't want him there.
- Who's Mercedes?
- His ex.
- What a
- Cunty move, for sure,
but we said we'd get
you into Weird Sudbury,
and a deal's a deal.
These are her terms.
What do you care if he's
not going with you guys?
You hate Michaels.
- Hate's a strong word,
but it's the right one.
Well, he drives you
mental at the very least.
He's driving me the
most mental of all time
right now, I think.
- So, what's going on?
I dunno.
I do.
This is life after
being a hockey player.
You're figuring out who you are.
Oh, I know, Nat. I'm
just feeling so lost
in this world. I'm just
feeling so wayward.
Make fun all you want.
It is very out of
character for you to care.
Just 'cause I don't
know if I wanna go?
When you don't know where to
go, go where you're needed.
That's a good one.
It's Weird Sudbury.
This is what it's all for.
This party is the whole point.
And yet, here you are,
unable to move forward
because one of your
soldiers is left behind?
You're shifting.
- To what?
- To
Huh?
To a different kind of leader.
(Carousel by ford)
(inaudible)
(♪)
(music fizzles out)
Put it on the ground.
I'm, I'm touched,
Shoresy. I mean
You're a good teammate.
- All right.
- Like, great teammate.
- Okay.
No, you're a good
human being, man.
I'm not skipping the
party because of you.
- What?
- Not just because of you.
There's other reasons, too.
- Oh man, I know, I know.
If it was just because of
you, I'd still be going.
I understand.
What's the reason?
- It doesn't matter.
- I wanna know.
- Never mind.
- Shoresy!
- It doesn't matter, Michaels.
It does matter, because
if the guys are walkin'
into some shit, I
wanna fuckin' know.
Everyone's gay.
- At the party?
- Yeah, yeah.
I heard it's all gay stuff.
- Everyone?
Yes. Fuckin' walk in, the
door guy's bangin' a dude.
- No.
- Fuckin' bouncer gives you
a pat down, he's got a hard on.
Well, it's a sex party. I
mean, I'm sure that there's
gays, bisexuals, and otherwise.
But I mean, it doesn't
mean that everyone is gay.
Yeah, the coat-check
girl gives you a ticket
with one hand. She's blastin'
some chick with the other.
How have we never
heard of this before?
I'm not saying don't
go to a sex party
where everyone's gay, I
just don't think I'm gonna.
And you got this from
a reliable source?
Don't make a big deal of it.
All the gay sex everywhere.
I just think I'm gonna
do something else.
It's not that I don't
trust your source, per se,
it just doesn't
pass the smell test.
Fuck, did the boys look good.
- Yeah?
- Just handsome as all hell.
Well, good for the boys.
But that's as gay
as I'm getting.
It's just strange
that we haven't heard
of any of this before.
- It's to each his or her own.
And more power to ya. I just
think I'm gonna do something
else, and that's fine.
Huh. Still, it's the
party of the summer.
You sure that's what goes down?
Let's fuckin' go! Forty
with the humidex, boys.
Into the rink for a skate.
The coach is gonna hear
your grumbling, Mason.
- What an idiot.
- Such a loser.
What lake is Maria
Mercier bombin' around on
in a bikini today,
Jackie? Ramsay? Nepahwin?
- Wahnapitei.
- Didn't get the invite, eh?
Probably just forgot to
press send on the text.
I do it all the time.
- Almost every day, big Jack.
Then tell your moms to quit
complaining when I do it.
Probably bombin' around
with seven or eight nines
while you're getting
bag skated, Jackie boy.
- Should give her a FaceTime.
- Oh, okay.
- Got her number, right?
- Get her to FaceTime
from the boat. See
what goes down.
(Mercedes): Here's
what goes down.
The mission of the prospects
party is to establish
who can hang out with the
weird and who can look
fuckin' hot doing
it. So, get involved.
Weird Sudbury is
not for the passive.
You will see a couple
people in gowns and masks.
They are the jury. Everybody
else is a prospect.
If you wanna come
to Weird Sudbury,
then show the jury what
you've got tonight.
7pm to 7am, and if
you can't make it
to the finish line then, bye.
(Dark Days (Revisited)
(by Art d'Ecco)
Backwards thinking,
forward speaking ♪
Tongue-tied afternoon ♪
Send a letter to a girl ♪
you met in the USA ♪
Time is a trip you
watch the wick burn ♪
closer to the bottom ♪
Crash through a window
swallowing mosquitoes ♪
Touch and go, it never ends ♪
Dark days, revisit, go back ♪
Blonde, tall, single,
dressed up to mingle ♪
Stutter talk, laissez faire ♪
Darkness days
on open display ♪
Catch a movie
and go for a ride ♪
Your driving's crazy,
you're just crazy ♪
No, no, no, no thanks, man ♪
Hopeless phase,
unopened malaise ♪
Circle back,
stay for a while ♪
Dark days, revisit, go back ♪
Dark days, revisit,
take a look ♪
Everyone's breaking up ♪
The darkest days comfort you ♪
Everyone's breaking up ♪
Saturday, Monday too ♪
Everyone's breaking up ♪
The darkest days comfort you ♪
Everyone's breaking up ♪
(♪)
(♪)
The darkest days comfort you ♪
The darkest days comfort you ♪
The darkest
days comfort you ♪
(Jim 3): We'd like to apologize.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- We made it up.
- Why?
Sometimes in life, we feel
the need to tear down others
in order to build ourselves up.
That's both selfish and wrong.
And we're sorry we did it.
Why are you trying to
build yourselves up?
(Dark Days (by Art D'Ecco)
(Shoresy): Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries!
(Goody): Blueberry
pie? (Dolo): My, oh my.
(Goody): Blueberry tart?
(Hitch): That's the way
to me heart. (Goody):
Blueberry jam?
(all): We'll take
all we can cram.
Had your fill of blueberries?
Then come celebrate
the end of summer
at the Blueberry Festival Dance.
Where ya might just see
a Blueberry Bulldog.
- Or two.
- Or three.
(all): Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
Next Saturday in
downtown Sudbury.
- At the Refettorio.
- Come join us for a Puppers.
Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries.
- Hmm.
- That was
You guys have done
this so many times.
How's it still that bad?
We've never done one
for radio, idiot.
Know how much worse his
voice is gonna sound
when you don't have his dumb
face to distract you from it?
How do you want
us to do it, b'y?
(Ziig): Good.
- With energy.
- Excitement.
- It's gotta make people
wanna go to the dance. Happy.
Go!
So, yeah, so
Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries!
(Goody): Blueberry
pie? (Dolo): My, oh my.
- Blueberry tart?
- That's the way to me heart.
Blueberry jam?
(all): We'll take
all we can cram.
Had your fill (Nat): Stop.
That's embarrassing.
(Shoresy): Then you do it.
- Really?
- No, I'm lying.
We'll just continue
to be satisfactory.
You just continue to be twats.
It would speed things up a bit.
Yeah, let's go fuckin' tubing.
Done. Here's a little hint.
Smile all the way through it.
The radio audience might
not be able to see it,
but they will hear
it in your voice.
Ready, ladies?
(both): Ready.
Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries.
- Blueberry pie?
- My, oh my.
- Blueberry tart?
- That's the way to my heart.
Blueberry jam?
(all): We'll take
all we can cram.
(Nat): Had your
fill of blueberries?
Then come celebrate
the end of summer
at the Blueberry Festival Dance,
where you might just
see a Blueberry Bulldog.
- Or two!
- Or three.
(all): Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
(Miig): Next Saturday
in downtown Sudbury.
- And the Refettorio.
- Come join us for a Puppers.
Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries.
- Are you guys all right?
- Try it like that.
- Like what?
- Big smiles! Let's see 'em.
Go!
Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries!
More excitement.
Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries!
- That was even worse.
- Well, it's hard to fuckin'
talk when I'm smiling so big.
- Let's switch up the lines?
- Goody, try it.
Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries.
(Ziig): That was worse
than Shoresy's worst one.
- Dolo.
- Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries!
- Hmm, better?
- Does not make me
wanna go to the dance.
- Hitch?
Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries!
- Much better!
- Still bad.
Well then, you fuckin' do it.
We're not the Sudbury
Blueberry Bulldogs.
Neither am I!
So dumb.
Let's just compile all
the bads from the start
to the end and maybe
we'll have a good one.
(Miig): That's an idea.
- All right,
say the blueberry part at
the start and end together.
Guys! The Blueberry Festival
has done a lot for us
over the years. They've
given us a ton of dough
and a ton of support.
Hockey players give back.
This is the least
we can do for them.
Probably the last thing
you'll do for them, Shoresy.
Once more. Last time,
everything you've got.
For me?
(sighing)
And a one, and a two,
and a one, two, three.
(energetic): Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries!
- Blueberry pie?
- My, oh my!
- Blueberry tart?
- That's the way to me heart!
Blueberry jam?
(all): We'll take
all we can cram.
(Shoresy): Had your
fill of blueberries?
Then come celebrate
the end of summer
at the Blueberry Festival Dance.
Where you might just
see a Blueberry Bulldog.
- Or two.
- Or three!
(all): Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
Next Saturday in
downtown Sudbury.
- At the Refettorio.
- Come join us for a Puppers.
(all): Blueberries,
blueberries, blueberries!
Thank you.
(Go All The Way
(by Raspberries)
I never knew how
complete love could be ♪
'Til she kissed me and said ♪
Baby, please, go all the way ♪
It feels so right ♪
Feels so right ♪
Being with you here tonight ♪
Please, go all the way ♪
Just hold me close ♪
Hold me close ♪
Don't ever let me go ♪
I couldn't say what
I wanted to say ♪
'Til she whispered,
I love you ♪
So, please, go all the way ♪
It feels so right ♪
Feels so right ♪
Being with you here tonight ♪
Please, go all the way ♪
(Ziig): Jim.
- No.
(Ziig): And Jim.
- Come on.
- And Jim.
- And Jim?
- All three tattlers.
- The Jims are squealers.
- Why'd they rat?
- Don't know.
But they went straight to Pam,
Britt, and Melodie, and
squealed about the hockey moms.
- They're not their girlfriends.
- But bet they don't want
'em bangin' someone else.
- Pretty sure they're all
banging someone else.
- What do we do?
Nothing. Hockey players
have a way of dealing
with this stuff.
(Shoresy): Let's everybody
listen up here, now.
Today's kangaroo court
is now in session.
Judge Michaels will be presiding
over today's presidings.
- Proceedings.
- Proceedings.
Order in the kangaroo court.
Michaels, what's
that? (Shoresy farts)
- Oh, fuck you, Shoresy.
- Order in the court.
Gah!
This is the people
versus Jim, Jim, and Jim.
Shoresy, you'll be representing
Jim, Jim, and also Jim.
The prosecution will
be self-represented.
We'll go to them for
opening statements.
Well, the b'ys banged
the Blueberry Buddy moms.
Truth be told, we'd probably
like to bang 'em again. Eh, b'y?
- Eh, me son?
- Moms are unbelievable.
Now, the Jims seen the
b'ys bangin' the moms
and tattled to some
of the other girls
the b'ys also sometimes bangs.
And Lard Jeezus, I never
seen anything so bad as that.
Does the defence have
an opening statement?
Well, yeah, you fuckin' idiot.
Okay, well it's
formal to ask. Geez.
- Fuckin' idiot.
- Okay, last time I ask. Wow.
All right, yeah, the
Jims may be tattlers.
Bold move with the admission
of guilt off the top, Shoresy.
Well, they might be tattlers,
but they're not
fibbers. Eh, Jim?
- Yeah.
- Jim?
- Yes.
- Jim?
I saw a black bear
the other day.
Pretty crazy.
- Now, what's really important
here, I think,
is the events that took place
on the afternoon of July 9th.
Events that may
stay with my clients
for the rest of their lives.
Events that, frankly,
I wouldn't wish on
my own worst enemy.
- What is it?
- The defence rests.
(Ziig): Lawyers,
witnesses, testimony.
- The whole bit.
- I just can't picture it.
Kangaroo court has
been around forever
in the hockey world.
These guys aren't as
boring as they appear.
(Ziig fake snores)
(Michaels): Prosecution
may call the first witness.
- Jim.
- Yeah.
Objection, speculation.
He already admitted it.
You win this round, Goody.
Yeah.
You big-timed us on the
boat. (Shoresy gasps)
(indistinct chatter)
The prosecution rests.
The defence may cross-examine
Shut the fuck up,
Michaels. Jim
Would you say getting
big-timed on a boat was,
if not the worst thing
that's ever happened to you
in your life, top three?
- Yeah.
Michaels, as you can see,
my client's too
emotional to go on.
- He's fine.
- No, he isn't.
- Yes, he is.
- No, he isn't.
- Looks fine to me.
- Well, he isn't.
Guys, let's not
bicker, all right?
Bicker? You're so
fuckin' annoying.
- Well, what?
- You are so fuckin' irritating.
Shoresy, okay. Thank you, Jim.
Prosecution may call
their next witness.
The prosecution calls
Now Jim, what's say
the b'ys don't remember
big-timing ya on the
boat. (Shoresy): Wah!
Recount the events
of that day, please.
Well, lots of people
wanted to go on the boat,
which we understood, because
boatin's a real hoot.
We waited our turn, which was
a big part of the afternoon,
and Jim got sunburnt.
Hey, Jim, did you get sunburnt?
- Yeah.
- Overruled. Proceed, Jim.
(Jim 2): We were told it
was our time to go boatin'
but then a bunch of
broads got in the boat
and they boated off
with them instead.
(Shoresy gasps)
They said they'd come
back for us but
- Prosecution rests.
- Hey, Jim,
when the boys
big-timed ya on a boat,
left ya standin' there
on the dock, sunburnt,
took off with broads instead,
they said they'd
come back for ya.
Objection. Leading
the witness.
- I'm not leading the witness.
- Overruled.
What are you talking
about? I'm not leading
the witness at all. So dumb.
Now Jim,
the boys said they'd
come back for ya.
Did they?
- No.
The defence rests.
Prosecution may call
their next witness.
Prosecution would
like to call that Jim.
Jim.
- What's up, Goody?
What's goin' on, buddy?
- On the afternoon you avenge
we big-timed you.
- Did he just say avenge?
- Allege, me son.
- Allege?
(Shoresy): Oh, my God.
- That's it, old man.
- So dumb.
- On the afternoon
you allege we big-timed you,
Jim said we were on
a boat with broads.
Without PFD's.
No one was wearing life jackets.
- Objection, relevance.
- Okay, no, seriously,
it's stupidity. And
you're all guilty.
- Not relevant, old man.
- Here just, Goody, continue.
If it were you guys out
on a boat with broads,
you think we'd tell the
broads you were bangin'?
Objection, those aren't even
the broads we're talkin' about.
The Jims tattled
about other broads.
Jim, answer the question.
If it was us out on a boat,
we wouldn't big-time the boys.
Defence rests.
- You're the prosecution, Goody.
- You're a nerd, Michaels.
Jim, tell me somethin'.
Were the broads
even good-lookin'?
- Yes.
- Oh, yeah?
What about the moms
you tattled about?
- Really good-looking.
- Okay.
You guys wanna
you guys wanna pull up
some IG's here or?
- Can we do this later?
- No problem.
- Goody.
- Jim is on the stand, Shoresy.
- I'll allow it.
- How do you like your odds of
gettin' a couple of
'em in bed together
at the same time?
- Okay, this is irrelevant.
Can we continue?
- No problem.
There's an impossible
amount of good-looking girls
in Sudbury, b'ys.
- There is.
(Caleb): Really good-looking.
Really, really good-looking.
(Caleb): Maria Mercier.
- Pick of the crop, boys.
Idea for you, Jackie, go
ask a rocket 23-year-old
who doesn't even know
who you are if she wants
a lick of your cone.
- Worst ice breaker ever.
But an ice breaker, no less.
She's as hot as
you are ugly, bud.
I find you utterly
fetching, old friend.
Or just keep staring at
her from across the street.
That's not weird at all.
- But you are five years
her junior, Jackson.
- Should see if she'll
buy us a six-banger.
Not being legal drinking age,
you'd be breaking the
law if you even want
to go sit beside her
currently. I think that is
- That's the dagger.
- I was gonna say Shakespearean.
See if she'll buy us
some Pink Whitney.
- Who's got a lip dinger?
- Just a big lip boomer.
(Crush by Sebastian Paul)
It's more than just a crush ♪
Might even be too much ♪
It's all that I can do ♪
Not to drop it all for you ♪
It's more than just a crush ♪
I long to be enough ♪
To be enough for you ♪
But it never comes across ♪
It's more than just a crush ♪
And it's crushing me ♪
(Michaels): Order in
the kangaroo court!
Do you have any
further questions
Michaels, I really gotta piss
here, so let's wrap this up.
All right, the Jims tattled
'cause the boys big-timed them
on a boat. What's the
plea here, Michaels?
(Michaels): The verdict?
- I dunno.
Okay well, before I get
to the verdict, guys,
boating without a
life jacket, I mean,
it's just actually stupid.
- Shut up!
Michaels, get to the point where
- No, it really is.
You stop talking or I'm going
to hold my breath until I die.
Fine. God, man.
Look, as someone who gets
big-timed pretty regularly
in life, I understand
it doesn't feel good.
- Fuckin' loser.
- But tattling to girlfriends?
Objection! They're
not our girlfriends.
You can't object me, all right?
- Quit crying, Hitch.
- Look, I'm the judge.
I'm just sayin'.
More like fuckin' Ted Bitchcock.
Look, Jims, though
I'm sympathetic
to you guys getting big-timed,
especially on a boat,
getting big-timed is not
grounds to do what you did.
So, the court orders
you to make this right.
- How do they do that? Huh?
- Shoresy, you said that
in your opening statement,
the Jims are tattlers,
but they're not fibbers.
- Really gotta piss here,
Michaels.
- The court orders you
to go to Pam, Britt, and Melodie
and uh, well, fib a little.
- There ya go.
- Yeah.
(Shoresy farts) Ah,
fuck! Fuck you, Shoresy!
Fuckin' hell, man.
So, that's one
down. What's next?
A real break, remember?
Weird Sudbury.
A deal's a deal.
Meeting with our
contact shortly.
And who is our contact exactly?
The hottest bitch
you've ever seen.
(Ziig): Really?
- And the second hottest.
Third hottest,
fourth, fifth, sixth.
And so on, and so forth.
They'll all be at
the prospects party
for Weird Sudbury.
- How weird are we talking?
- Good and weird.
- People have no idea
how freaky it gets in these
Northern Ontario towns.
- Who ya bringin'?
- Miig.
- Hmm. Nat?
- No.
- Shitty. 'kay.
- Dolo.
- Uh-huh.
- Goody.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Hitch.
- Shoresy.
- If you must.
- And Michaels.
- No.
- No Michaels?
- No.
No to any of my exes.
I can't have any fun
if Michaels is there.
Well, I mean, I could.
I would. I will.
But I don't wanna look at
his stupid, fuckin' face
while I'm having it.
- I'll run it up the chain.
Perfect. That's it, babe.
Do well at the prospects party
and you are in to Weird Sudbury.
Northern Ontario's "it" party.
Starts at 7pm and you
can't leave 'til 7am.
If you're late, you're cut.
Oh, and um wear
something provocative.
(Shoresy): What does
provocative mean?
Huh?
You don't know what it means?
I'll ask the questions here.
I kinda know what it means.
Yeah, well, this party's
gonna be so sick.
It's gonna be so fuckin' sick,
dude. It's gonna be so sick.
Fuckin' so sick.
Well, it's just like,
when I hear, "wear
something provocative"
I don't think of dressing like
fuckin' Matrix Revolutions.
Yeah, like when I hear,
"wear something provocative"
I don't think of dressing
like fuckin' Wesley Snipes,
Vampire Slayer.
No, I think you look great.
I think you look so cool.
It's just that when I hear,
"wear something provocative"
I don't think of dressing
like fuckin' Morpheus.
(Hitch): What're ya at, b'ys?
- Look at him.
- Okay.
You think that's provocative?
I don't know what
that looks like.
Well, it looks like
fuckin' Spike TV.
- Why you so mad, b'y?
- I'm not mad.
Just sayin', I'm listenin'
from the other room
and I'm thinkin'
someone's mad out here
by the jackal or Jeezus.
- I'm not mad.
I'm not mad.
It's just I don't know
if that's what they mean
by provocative.
- Maybe it is.
- What are you gonna wear? Huh?
I almost don't
wanna show ya, b'y.
- Well, fuckin' go put it on.
- Well, don't be so critical.
Fuckin', just, give
your balls a tug.
Just sayin', don't
be so critical.
Whatever. This party's
gonna be so sick, dude.
This party's gonna
be so fuckin' sick.
What it do, what it
mo' fuckin' does.
Where's Goody?
See, now that's provocative.
- Right?
- That's provocative.
- Come get it.
- What's happenin'?
- But it might be,
it's a little
- What?
- It's a bit gay.
- Is it?
Yeah. Yeah, like I think
that if there was a gay dude
here he'd look at you and
say, "That's one of my guys."
And that's fine.
Well, I see you're both
wearing leather, big boy.
Well, the difference
is that you look like
you're in Resident
Evil, and he looks like
he's a fuckin' Village
Peop Person.
For sure, you're gonna
think that about me, too.
What do you think
about that, Goody?
- Of what?
- What do you think about
him wearing that?
- I don't care.
Well, you should.
- They said dress provocative.
- Well, what is that? Huh?
This is provocative, me son!
I don't think you know
what provocative means.
I don't think you
knows what it means.
- I kinda know what it means.
- What do it mean?
It means like, daring.
- Daring?
- Yeah, like sexy, like daring.
You don't know what
provocative means, me son.
(Ziig): What does it mean?
- What does it mean?
- It means that.
You dig?
(Nat): Someone's
definitely gonna.
Money, honey.
You have something like that?
Hmm, something like that, yeah.
- Let's get you dressed.
- Uh-uh.
Come on!
You want me to take a break,
then you try to drag
me out when I take one?
You comin' or goin'?
- Well played.
A lot is riding on this.
Do you think that this
is provocative enough?
- It's the very definition.
- Which is?
"Provocative."
"Arousing sexual desire
or interest, especially
deliberately."
Could you use it in
a sentence, old man?
"He gave her a provocative
side long glance."
What do you think that
looks like, Goody?
Oh yeah, that'll
get 'em fired up.
You'll have broads
from fuckin' Algonquin
to Ipperwash come runnin'.
Broads from fuckin'
Anishinabek to Attawapiskat.
- But what's all this, old man? Read.
- What? Huh?
Read, the definition right
below it, provocative.
"Causing annoyance, anger,
or another strong reaction,
especially deliberately."
There's two definitions.
- Oh
- There's two definitions
of provocative. That
clears things up.
That's the definition
I read, b'ys.
Okay, so that's why
you're dressed like
a Indigenous Canadian.
- Attaboy.
It's the first definition I seen
when I looked it
up on the internet.
All right, whereas it's
the second definition
on this website.
- I thinks I only kinda
looks like an
Indigenous Canadian.
Whatever the case,
I think we're a bit
of a dog's breakfast
with our outfits currently.
- Just a wee bit.
We're all over the place, b'ys.
Yeah, if maybe we just
try to maybe coordinate?
What are you wearing?
(Nat): That.
You think?
Money, honey.
I almost wish I was going now.
- You can.
- Shut up.
Hot fire. Hot, hot, hot.
- Who is going?
- Well, us, Shoresy,
Dolo, Hitch, and Goody.
- Michaels?
- Mm-mm.
- Why?
Mercedes said she can't
have fun with her ex there.
- What?
- I know.
Didn't stop her from having fun
when they were together.
- These are her terms.
He know that? (Hitch): No way!
- Way!
- Sharp.
I know.
Fuckin' put on this suit,
just start gettin'
DM's from tens.
I'd buy that for a buck.
Had to MeToo like 20 broads
since I put it on,
they're so inappropriate
with their advances.
D'you get that at
Reg Wilkinson's
Men's Wear?
- Got it from BROdude.
Something good came outta that.
- Yep.
- This is the look for the b'ys.
- That's the ticket.
- Hell yeah. Fuck yeah.
We can get 'em down
at Reg Wilkinson's.
All right, well go grab
Michaels and get it done.
Mass casualty event
tonight, boys.
Gettin' all the puss in
Sudbury in this bitch.
(Big Sexy): Tit fucker!
Yeah, Michaels is not comin'
to the party, old man.
It's just the b'ys.
- Michaels is goin'
to the party.
- Nah, bro.
What do you mean, Michaels
can't go to the party?
- He can't go.
- Huh?
He ain't comin' to
the party, old man.
Michaels can go to the party.
(Nat): Michaels can't
go to the party.
What do you mean,
Michaels can't go
to the party? Huh?
- He's not, he's not invited.
Mercedes is our hook-up here,
and she doesn't want him there.
- Who's Mercedes?
- His ex.
- What a
- Cunty move, for sure,
but we said we'd get
you into Weird Sudbury,
and a deal's a deal.
These are her terms.
What do you care if he's
not going with you guys?
You hate Michaels.
- Hate's a strong word,
but it's the right one.
Well, he drives you
mental at the very least.
He's driving me the
most mental of all time
right now, I think.
- So, what's going on?
I dunno.
I do.
This is life after
being a hockey player.
You're figuring out who you are.
Oh, I know, Nat. I'm
just feeling so lost
in this world. I'm just
feeling so wayward.
Make fun all you want.
It is very out of
character for you to care.
Just 'cause I don't
know if I wanna go?
When you don't know where to
go, go where you're needed.
That's a good one.
It's Weird Sudbury.
This is what it's all for.
This party is the whole point.
And yet, here you are,
unable to move forward
because one of your
soldiers is left behind?
You're shifting.
- To what?
- To
Huh?
To a different kind of leader.
(Carousel by ford)
(inaudible)
(♪)
(music fizzles out)
Put it on the ground.
I'm, I'm touched,
Shoresy. I mean
You're a good teammate.
- All right.
- Like, great teammate.
- Okay.
No, you're a good
human being, man.
I'm not skipping the
party because of you.
- What?
- Not just because of you.
There's other reasons, too.
- Oh man, I know, I know.
If it was just because of
you, I'd still be going.
I understand.
What's the reason?
- It doesn't matter.
- I wanna know.
- Never mind.
- Shoresy!
- It doesn't matter, Michaels.
It does matter, because
if the guys are walkin'
into some shit, I
wanna fuckin' know.
Everyone's gay.
- At the party?
- Yeah, yeah.
I heard it's all gay stuff.
- Everyone?
Yes. Fuckin' walk in, the
door guy's bangin' a dude.
- No.
- Fuckin' bouncer gives you
a pat down, he's got a hard on.
Well, it's a sex party. I
mean, I'm sure that there's
gays, bisexuals, and otherwise.
But I mean, it doesn't
mean that everyone is gay.
Yeah, the coat-check
girl gives you a ticket
with one hand. She's blastin'
some chick with the other.
How have we never
heard of this before?
I'm not saying don't
go to a sex party
where everyone's gay, I
just don't think I'm gonna.
And you got this from
a reliable source?
Don't make a big deal of it.
All the gay sex everywhere.
I just think I'm gonna
do something else.
It's not that I don't
trust your source, per se,
it just doesn't
pass the smell test.
Fuck, did the boys look good.
- Yeah?
- Just handsome as all hell.
Well, good for the boys.
But that's as gay
as I'm getting.
It's just strange
that we haven't heard
of any of this before.
- It's to each his or her own.
And more power to ya. I just
think I'm gonna do something
else, and that's fine.
Huh. Still, it's the
party of the summer.
You sure that's what goes down?
Let's fuckin' go! Forty
with the humidex, boys.
Into the rink for a skate.
The coach is gonna hear
your grumbling, Mason.
- What an idiot.
- Such a loser.
What lake is Maria
Mercier bombin' around on
in a bikini today,
Jackie? Ramsay? Nepahwin?
- Wahnapitei.
- Didn't get the invite, eh?
Probably just forgot to
press send on the text.
I do it all the time.
- Almost every day, big Jack.
Then tell your moms to quit
complaining when I do it.
Probably bombin' around
with seven or eight nines
while you're getting
bag skated, Jackie boy.
- Should give her a FaceTime.
- Oh, okay.
- Got her number, right?
- Get her to FaceTime
from the boat. See
what goes down.
(Mercedes): Here's
what goes down.
The mission of the prospects
party is to establish
who can hang out with the
weird and who can look
fuckin' hot doing
it. So, get involved.
Weird Sudbury is
not for the passive.
You will see a couple
people in gowns and masks.
They are the jury. Everybody
else is a prospect.
If you wanna come
to Weird Sudbury,
then show the jury what
you've got tonight.
7pm to 7am, and if
you can't make it
to the finish line then, bye.
(Dark Days (Revisited)
(by Art d'Ecco)
Backwards thinking,
forward speaking ♪
Tongue-tied afternoon ♪
Send a letter to a girl ♪
you met in the USA ♪
Time is a trip you
watch the wick burn ♪
closer to the bottom ♪
Crash through a window
swallowing mosquitoes ♪
Touch and go, it never ends ♪
Dark days, revisit, go back ♪
Blonde, tall, single,
dressed up to mingle ♪
Stutter talk, laissez faire ♪
Darkness days
on open display ♪
Catch a movie
and go for a ride ♪
Your driving's crazy,
you're just crazy ♪
No, no, no, no thanks, man ♪
Hopeless phase,
unopened malaise ♪
Circle back,
stay for a while ♪
Dark days, revisit, go back ♪
Dark days, revisit,
take a look ♪
Everyone's breaking up ♪
The darkest days comfort you ♪
Everyone's breaking up ♪
Saturday, Monday too ♪
Everyone's breaking up ♪
The darkest days comfort you ♪
Everyone's breaking up ♪
(♪)
(♪)
The darkest days comfort you ♪
The darkest days comfort you ♪
The darkest
days comfort you ♪
(Jim 3): We'd like to apologize.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- We made it up.
- Why?
Sometimes in life, we feel
the need to tear down others
in order to build ourselves up.
That's both selfish and wrong.
And we're sorry we did it.
Why are you trying to
build yourselves up?
(Dark Days (by Art D'Ecco)