The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s04e04 Episode Script

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Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I got to be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
Yee-ha!
Hey, little dogies!
Whoa, partner.
Yippie-yi Oh, bother.
Come on, Christopher Robin.
Let me run the choo-choo.
I want to send it into a wall
and see what happens.
I don't know if
you're ready, Tigger.
You've never run a train before.
They're not so easy.
Aw, running trains is
what tiggers do the best.
Say, where's the propeller
on this thing?
Tigger, trains
don't have propellers.
Although it does seem
to be missing its rudder.
Oh, d-d-dear.
Oh, d-d-dear.
Oh, d-d-dearie dear.
Don't you enjoy
playing with the train, Piglet?
Christopher Robin!
Coming, Mom.
Whew. I thought
I'd get it in the end.
I guess I did.
Hey, guys, don't touch the train
until I get back
from lunch, okay?
You can count on me,
Christopher Robin.
I'll keep an eye
on these desperados.
Got to go.
So what do you say
we take the choo-choo
for a little ring-a-ding spin?
I don't know.
Something terrible
might happen, Tigger.
Perhaps we should go outside
and play a game
a nice quiet game
like, uh, guess who's sleeping?
But how will the winner
know he won
if he's asleep?
Oh, we'll tell him
when he wakes up, Rabbit.
No fair taking a head start.
Piglet, Pooh's already
trying to go to sleep.
We all have to be awake
to go to sleep.
Otherwise,
the person who falls
asleep won't be awake.
Right?
This is our chance.
I've always wanted
to engendineer a train.
But I thought Christopher
Robin said not to touch it.
I'm not gonna touch the train.
I'm gonna touch the controls.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Aren't the controls
part of the train?
Nah. They don't
even know each other.
Oh, then perhaps we
should introduce them.
Besides, Christopher Robin
won't mind
if we borrowed a train.
Especially if he
doesn't find out.
I hope the train stops
before the train stops.
Oops. Well, if I can't
steer the train,
maybe I can steer the tracks.
Let's make a figure 8
nah, a figure 9.
No. A figurine.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Hey! Where are you going?
Runaway train!
Runaway train!
Come on, buddy bear,
we got to catch it,
or our borrowing days are over!
I tell you, I would have run.
I passed out three times
just going down the stairs.
Look! The train's gone.
And so are Tigger and Pooh.
Mm. Remember how Tigger
talked about touching it?
I bet they took the train.
No. That can't be.
Pooh's not a train robber,
and Tigger's not a
Pooh's not a train robber.
Train robber,
train robber, train robber
Reach for the clouds,
you big train, you.
Yee-ha! Yee-ha!
Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Hmm. Almost lost my hat.
I am the tigger with no name.
I am the pooh with a name,
if only I could remember it.
Oh, bother.
Say, How'd you get here so fast?
It's a fantasy.
Hmm, wonder how you
run this choo-choo.
Doesn't look too complicated.
Must take
that delicatessen touch.
Wh-Wh-Whoa!
Hey, what's all the commotion?
Yaah!
Mm. I think
I'll stay down here
until the fool's rush is over.
Yaah!
Help! Help!
The Hole In the Head Gang
stole the train!
Oh, my. I must find
Sheriff Piglet.
The Hole In the Head Gang?
Oh, d-d-dear.
Toot! Toot! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Say, buddy bear,
could you feed the furnace
till I can figure out
how to stop this choo-choo?
Of course.
Perhaps the furnace would
like a smackerel of honey.
I know I would.
You're the only one
who can stop the train robbers.
Sheriff, the town
depends on you.
It's your duty to hunt down
those low-down desperados
Tigger and Pooh.
Pooh? But Pooh
wouldn't take a train.
Honey, perhaps, but not a train.
I don't know.
Anyone who acts that innocent
must not be as
innocent as he acts.
Just another case
of a bear gone bad.
I guess I'll have to do it,
but I'll need some deputies.
Guess he means us.
By the power invested in me
as sheriff of this fantasy,
I arrest you for train-napping
in the 17th degree
and furthermore
Oh, look, Tigger.
Piglet's giving us a parade.
Hey, Pigalet, old pal,
can you help me
stop this choo-choo?
We're gaining on them, Eeyore.
Faster, faster.
Maybe you'd like to change
places for a while.
Never mind.
Oh, dear. Perhaps this
wasn't such a smart idea.
Faster, Eeyore, faster!
Here it comes.
I'll jump aboard
on a count of 7.
1, 2, 3
Hello again, Piglet!
4 Oh, hello, Pooh.
5!
Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Ow! Ooh! Ooh!
Oh, look.
Now Piglet's dancing.
It's my only chance
to stop the Hole
In the Head Gang
and prove my friend
Pooh is innocent.
Only lead to trouble
and me getting hurt.
Always does.
Uh, Sheriff, how do you
slow this thing down?
What am I gonna do?
I've pulled every switch,
I've switched every pull,
and it still won't stop.
Did you pull this one?
Yahoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Yaah!
Slow down!
Slow down! Ooh!
Stop!
- Yahoo-hoo-hoo!
- Hmm.
Sounds awfully familiar.
Yaah!
Suffering sagebrush!
Get me off this thing!
Look. My hat.
Hey! Let go! What's going on?
Whoa!
Bother!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
What do you know.
Didn't get the worst of it.
Hawmp!
Hello, Piglet.
Nice of you to drop in.
Pooh, you really did
take the train?
You're
You're a train robber.
Now I have to take you in.
I am? You do?
Oh, bother.
I suppose that's
why I'm wearing black.
This is terribibble,
horribibble.
They think the pooh with a name
is an outlaw.
Gasp.
They must think
I'm an outlaw, too.
All I did was borrow
one eensy-weensy train.
Well, at least
it's not a total loss.
I got my hat back.
Hoo hoo hoo!
Oh, Pooh Bear,
why did you do it?
I give up, Piglet.
Why did I do it?
By the way,
what exactly is it
that I did, exactly?
You took a train without asking.
You You train-napper.
How about an alibi?
Why, thank you, Rabbit,
but I'm not sleepy yet.
If you don't come up
with a good excuse,
you'll have to face the judge.
And guess who gets
to play the judge.
Looks like there's
gonna be a swinging.
A swinging?
Oh, how wonderful.
Hoo hoo.
I just love to swing.
Oh, d-d-dear.
Hello, tigger with no
name.
Shh!
You'll wake the sheriff!
I'm here to break you
out of the grand slammer,
buddy boy.
Uh, perhaps I should stay.
But you're innocent.
You were just a witness
accomplice.
I was the one
who borrowed the train.
Why, thank you, Tigger,
but I believe I have
one of those guilty faces
only a mother could love.
Now let's go.
We got to ride into the sunset
and life in the happily
ever afterlife. Hoo!
Goodbye, Piglet.
I'm escaping now.
That's nice.
Goodbye, Pooh.
Escaping? Oh, d-d-dear.
You should have told them
you had nothing to do
with the train-napping.
But they all thought
I was guilty,
and I didn't want
to let them down.
I only meant to borrow the train
on account of because
no one would let me touch it.
Maybe we should
turn ourselves in.
Perhaps after swinging,
we could get off
to a fresh start.
Besides
I want to collect the reward.
Nah. I feel bad
but not that bad.
There's got to be another
way out of this.
It's time we put
our thinking caps on.
Think, think, think.
Oh, bother.
It's too bad we can't
just fix the train.
What a terrifical idea,
buddy bear.
If we fix the train, we won't
have to turn ourselves in.
I came up
with a terrifical idea?
Oh, my. This must
be a fantasy.
This should be a cinch.
Once we put the choo-choo
back on track,
we'll be home free. Hoo!
Bother.
I've never been
very good at puzzles.
There. Good as new,
if your new isn't too good.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
A piece of imperfection.
Yes. And we only had
to use half the parts.
Now let's get out of here.
We'll hide out,
then find the train,
and we're home free.
Hoo hoo!
They'll never find us
up here in the high country.
Ohh!
Stick 'em up, outlaws,
if you please.
I've got you covered.
Maybe we should've headed
on into low country.
I tell you, we put the whole
kit and caboose back together
and left it right there.
Outlaw's honor.
Then where is it now?
Perhaps we misplaced it.
Oh, bother.
And I was almost certain
it was there.
I can't take it.
I'm going stir crazy.
I want out! Out, I tell you!
Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo!
But, Tigger,
we've only been in here five minutes.
Oh, yeah. Seems like six.
Your life looks even more
depressing than mine right now.
Never thought I'd hear
myself hear that.
I'm
I'm disappointed in you, Pooh.
Me, too, Piglet.
I shouldn't have done
what I did,
even if I didn't
know what I did.
Come on, go easy
on buddy bear, Sheriff.
I think he ate too much honey
and couldn't help himself.
I'm afraid
it's too late for that.
You two are going to get
just what you deserve.
Looks like there's going to
be a double swinging tonight.
How wonderful.
Do you think I could go first?
No. No. I cannot do it!
I confess, Sheriff!
I did it!
I'm the train-napper!
Pooh had nothing to do with it.
You mean Pooh's innocent?
Yes. He told me
not to take the train,
but I wouldn't listen.
He was just a fall bear
in all this.
Oh, Pooh, I'm so glad
you're not a low-down,
no-good, lousy train-napper.
Why, thank you, Piglet.
I'm glad to hear it, too.
Yeah, but what happened
to the train, Tigger?
It's not like it could have
just rolled off by itself.
Yaah!
Then again
Hmm. And not a cloud
in the sky.
Oh, dear.
Hey, what's all the ruckus?
Yaah!
Yaah!
We've got to do something.
You're right.
So who wants to be
the new sheriff?
No. I'll stop
the runaway choo-choo
and bring back my Pigalet pal
dead or alive.
Never known a train yet
that could resist
following tracks.
Now all we got to do
is wait for the choo-choo
to run out of steam and stop.
I give it seven more days tops.
Aah!
- Piglet!
- Our sheriff!
- I knew it would work.
- About time.
Thank you for saving
my life, Tigger,
and the town,
even if it took you
two weeks to do it.
Hey, don't mention it.
Hoo hoo!
That's what tiggers do the best.
But Tigger's
still a train-napper.
None of this would have happened
if it weren't for him.
But he never meant to train-nap.
He only meant to train-borrow,
and then it went out of control.
But borrowing without
asking is bad, too,
especially when you don't
say please and thank you.
I'm sorry.
Give me another chance.
Please?
I promise I'll hang up
my ice cream scoops for good.
Tigger, we talked it over
and decided to let you off
this time with a warning.
And I was all set
for a good swinging, dag nabbit.
Hi, guys. I see
you didn't touch my train
while I was gone.
And because you were so good,
I'm going to let you
operate the controls.
And you, Tigger, are first
because you wanted it so much.
No, thanks.
I'm trying to cut back.
Hey. Anyone
want to go outside
and play guess who's sleeping?
- Oh, how wonderful.
- Always cheating again.
Can I borrow a pillow?
Oh, well.
Hey, guys, wait for me.
I want to play.