How to Sell Drugs Online: Fast (2019) s04e05 Episode Script

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[boy] Lenny, I've got an idea.
I read that the only reason
lots of people don't want a pet
is because they find
it too stressful.
What if there was a website where
you could rent a pet instead?
- But would you always get the same pet?
- No, too complicated.
You'd click on "dog", and someone
brings you whichever dog is in stock.
Maybe you should be able to
choose between three sizes.
Then you'd always have a pet
whenever, without going far.
- Haustier24.de?
- [keyboard clacking]
I don't think you understand
what having pets is about.
It's not about what causes
the least possible stress.
People don't always
want a new best friend.
They want a forever best friend.
Yeah, permanent.
Like you and me.
But I decided I shouldn't set up a
company with you when we're older.
That's because, in the end,
you'll turn up and take it away.
[Lenny, distorted] Like you
take everything away from me.
You're like a virus! You
destroy everything that I built.
The press knows about
your dirty drug money.
You'll go back to jail, and
you'll be completely alone.
Completely alone!
[ominous crashing]
[phone vibrates]
VOICE MESSAGE
[sighs softly]
[Lenny] Hey, I can't sleep right
now, so I'm sending you this message.
[sighs] Because I know what you're like
and that you forget this kind of thing.
I For the record, I meant it.
You and your two per cent are barred
from BonusLife and our home. Clear?
And in case these messages
are used in court
I don't know why you need
this fucking chat software,
but don't you dare drag us into
any kind of criminal shit again.
Dan and I have built
something here,
and we won't let some lying
loser like you ruin it.
[sombre music playing]
[Moritz] Sometimes, so much shit has
gone down that a change is needed.
A fundamental restructuring
so it can keep moving forward.
That's what happens
in the best companies.
People change, and
nothing lasts forever.
Hey bro, um
I've been thinking.
I think that this takeover
is the perfect thing for us.
Let's do it. Together.
[thunder rumbling]
- [inhales sharply]
- [laptop slams]
[theme music playing]
[Dan] Hello, Mr Güler. I
wanted to give you another try.
I know I fucked up.
I just wanted to check if Müller
actually did get in touch.
Could be that when it
comes to the numbers,
he and his people
aren't so exactly
In any case, I'd be very grateful
for a reply about this small matter.
Warm regards to you
and your family.
- Everything all right?
- Er
What can I do for you?
[Lenny] Um, I just
wanted to say
You were right about Moritz.
I thought he'd changed
while he was in prison.
He hasn't.
[clears throat] I gave
Moritz the sack last night.
- I'm sorry I was right.
- Mm-hmm.
[Lenny sighs]
Thanks, Dan.
- What for?
- For being my friend.
It's nice to have someone at my side
who isn't constantly lying to me.
There's something else that I
wanted to talk to you about.
I don't know why I'm
only saying this now
Lenny, we're skint.
Hmm?
Broke.
[Moritz] Every business
decision involves risk.
You can't do it without risk.
And the biggest risks
often come from people
who have interests
different from your own.
If you want to stop
everything going to shit,
you need to reduce the
error rate to a minimum
and give the people who pose the
greatest risk what they need.
[penguin alert chimes]
[suspenseful music playing]
[announcement] The number
you have dialled is
Hey, erm It's me. I guess
you've already spoken to your boss.
I can explain everything. I
have nothing to do with it.
But if you keep me out of it, I've
got some valuable information for you.
- [penguin alert chimes]
- Enough for lots of articles.
I actually have Okay, maybe I
shouldn't say this on the phone.
I look forward to
hearing from you.
- Are you free?
- No, home office.
- What's in there?
- Cash.
Drug cash.
[phone vibrates]
VOICE MESSAGE
[Ersan] Okay, let's do this. But no
more going it alone. We're a team.
Co-CEOs, get it?
Equals.
- You actually falsified the accounts?
- Ah, not falsified.
I presented an
optimistic view of them.
Everyone does it.
Pinterest in '22 lost
a hundred million euro.
And yet still, their CEO
earned 122 million that year.
So, you want a raise, do you?
I don't know, Güler
could be wrong and
- Dan!
- Müller will invest anyway.
Do you realise how much I've
invested in this shit, Dan?
I have a family, man!
Why didn't you fucking tell
me we're nearly insolvent?
You wanted to have nothing
to do with the finances.
I meant tax returns and all
that shit, not insolvency!
[Dan] I'm sorry.
[sighs]
How am I gonna tell Kira?
She's given up so much for me.
First this fucking cancer.
Now I come home and say,
"Hey, we need to sell the house,
the car, the kid as well."
"We can't afford him either."
"Because Dan can't hold the
calculator the right way up."
Fucking right. This
is all down to me.
I lied to you and signed it off.
You were always honest with me.
Well, there is one thing.
Stop. Don't say another word.
We'll grab everything that
isn't nailed down. Everything.
You know how much
this stuff's worth?
You'll be able to cover a
couple of months' rent. Take it!
- Have you got a screwdriver?
- No.
[Ilgen] In a sec.
[Ersan] Do you have to drive
so fast over the humps? Ilgen?
Temper your speed, young man.
It's all here. Gotcha!
[Ersan] Shouldn't
he change gear?
[in unison] On the road!
[Ersan] Phew.
So, I just have to transfer the money
and then 51 per cent of BonusLife to you.
[Ersan] Us.
Transfer to us.
Yes, 'course.
Ah.
I thought you were gonna
transfer it, but this works too.
In case you want to
make more investments,
a really dear friend of mine is
converting an oil rig into a server farm.
It's completely off grid.
- No one would know.
- No, thank you.
Mo and I don't do any
shady business, man.
We only do things we believe in.
Shady? Well, legally,
the island is "top safe".
I want BonusLife. Is that a
problem for my instructor?
No.
Of course not.
It's all there, no?
I'll try and make sure
I get to the bank,
and then Güler will
receive confirmation later.
And you, first on
the right there.
Blinkers, don't forget.
Shoulder check.
Very good. You did
learn something.
On the house. For
your cooperation.
Finally an adult, huh?
No one can stop us now.
We have to celebrate.
[Moritz] Everyone has days where
you ask if you've crossed the line.
If what you've achieved is
proportional to the sacrifices up front
that you've made so far.
[enigmatic music playing]
Listen, Mo, that's
not how it works.
[playful, dramatic
music playing]
[Moritz] On days like that, it's
normal to not be fully yourself.
That's just part
of being an adult.
Well then, to BonusLife.
[playful classical
music playing]
What kind of weird
place is this?
Why of all places are we here?
- [Lenny] I had my seventh birthday here.
- [Moritz] I know.
- [Lenny] So you do remember?
- You could say this is a kind of birthday.
We're celebrating the
ClearWeb shop being ready.
And this brings me to
our agenda's first item.
While you were programming, I
was checking a few things, and
What've you done?
Welcome to Fairytale Forest.
Do you know what you want?
Yeah, give me chicken nuggets.
- Mayo, remoulade, or cocktail?
- Ketchup.
Erm, what's the
Sleeping Beauty plate?
- Schnitzel with croquettes.
- I'll have the beef goulash.
[Lenny] Are you seriously
sitting there saying this shit?
Like we're just a
regular startup.
This isn't a business
dinner with an agenda!
- Moritz?
- We're not CEOs and we're not CTOs.
We're just friends selling illegal
drugs from our online shop.
Moritz!
[sighs]
I know, it didn't
all go smoothly.
But don't worry about it.
So long as nobody sees Behzat with us,
it doesn't matter where the money's from.
And if we play it smart, we can
pay back the loan in a year.
Then we're clear and never have
anything to do with these people again.
But we must be able
to rely on each other.
[phone vibrates]
VOICE MESSAGE
[tense music playing]
I won't be a minute.
Were you listening
to what I just said?
You, yes, you and me! Fifty-fifty.
But I have to know you're up for it.
Or was Behzat right when he said
that you did the whole thing to
take revenge on those two twats?
As you well know, I have
two per cent more than you.
But, day-to-day, we can work
together as equal partners.
[Lisa] Listen, Mo,
that's not how it works.
You realise I could lose my job if
my conflict of interest comes out.
- So please just stay away from me.
- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
I will publish whether
you're involved or not.
HEY, LISA YOU'VE
GOT TO BELIEVE ME
I REALLY HAVE NOTHING
TO DO WITH THEM
THERE WAS JUST SOME
SOFTWARE FOR THEM THAT I
So, we can link all our frozen murders
to this deep-freeze drug baron.
I think we're nearly there.
But before we can publish, we need
a reliable witness to speak to.
I HAVE ACCESS TO BROFROST'S
INTERNAL COMMUNICATIONS
[phone vibrating]
Do you think the drug kid from
your doc would talk to us?
- [screenshot captures]
- Moritz?
- You wanna speak to Moritz?
- I sent this to you yesterday on Signal.
- You must check your messages regularly.
- [Lisa] I didn't receive it.
[screenshot captures]
LISA NOVAK HAS ARRIVED
OKAY. I'LL LET YOU KNOW
WHEN THEY ARE BOTH DEAD
[tense music builds, fades]
[Elif] I know you were friends, but if
that's stopping you from reporting on him
But I genuinely
didn't receive it.
Anyone else have
access to your phone?
[tense, monotone music resumes]
Yeah, Moritz.
My God, Lisa.
[Lisa] I didn't
tell him anything.
- But he offered, erm
- We have to get out of here.
- Maybe he wants to talk.
- Someone who deletes evidence won't talk.
Elif, wait a minute. Don't
you think you're overreacting?
Moritz would never do anything that
would cause me harm. He isn't
- Come. Pack up your stuff.
- Hold on.
- Come on!
- Elif!
[dial tone rings]
[tense music playing]
Elif! Wait a minute!
ANSWER! YOU'RE IN DANGER!!
Elif!
Elif, I swear.
Moritz isn't like that.
Fuck, my phone.
- [Elif] Hurry up.
- Yeah.
[engine starting]
I'LL LET YOU KNOW
WHEN THEY'RE DEAD.
DONE.
[ominous music playing]
VERY GOOD.
SEND WELTER A
STRAWBERRY CREAM CAKE.
[dial tone ringing]
[automated voice] The number you have
dialled is temporarily unavailable.
Please try again later.
The number you have dialled
is temporarily unavailable.
Please try again later.
[breathing shakily]
[Lisa] Because you're the sweetest,
most honest person in the whole world?
Mo, hi.
the most loyal best
friend in the world.
Because I can always trust
you and because I love you?
- You're not a gangster.
- [knocking]
[Ersan] Bro, what's going on?
[dramatic stinger]
All I wanted was an
absolutely normal life.
Then you showed up and dragged
me into this criminal shit again!
Bullshit, "normal life"!
You wanted to steal your
best friend's company.
You accepted the loan
from Behzat, not me.
[imitates Moritz] "Of course,
1.1 million plus legal costs."
Bro, if someone here is
criminal, then it's you, brother.
[Moritz breathes shakily]
[dynamic music playing]
[music stops abruptly]
Like I said, sometimes
you have a really bad day.
Man, are you crazy or what, bro?
Fuck! [echoes]
Well, a really shit day.
[Moritz] That wanker will
get what he deserves.
[dynamic music playing]
[tyres screeching tyres]
[automated voice] The number you have
dialled is temporarily unavailable.
[ominous music playing]
[phone vibrating]
[Moritz] A really,
really,
really bad day.
- [music fades]
- [metallic clicking sound]
[suspenseful music playing]
What the hell is this nonsense?
[chuckles]
Where's Ersan?
You've killed Lisa, haven't you?
Lisa?
Lisa?
Lisa Novak, the journalist?
Oh, you know her?
Uh, don't take this the wrong way,
but do you know how stupid you look?
Of course, you could shoot me,
but is it worth you dying for?
[sighs]
Man, man, man, man.
Life isn't some shooter game.
How do you know about Lisa, huh?
Did you read the chats?
I thought nobody
could read the chats.
That was the great thing
about this program.
Or did I misunderstand
something?
[tuts] Shame.
I was just starting to like you.
[sobs quietly]
Like a little dog that you've
finally got house-trained.
But when you come
home one evening,
and the little arsehole has gone
ahead and done a big crap
Mm.
And the robot vacuum is there,
and all of it has spread
all over the flat.
[Moritz moans]
Okay, I read them, but I
am the only one who can.
[sniffs]
Lisa was my friend.
[Behzat] Mm-mm-mm.
- The love of your life?
- [crying] Yeah.
Well, it depends
Well, I think a sort of
deep platonic friendship
can be more intense
than a romantic one.
And these days, the boundaries
are more fluid, aren't they.
- Aah. That is true, yeah.
- [Moritz sobs]
Either way, it's a
real, real shame.
[banging sound]
[Ersan] Behzat! What's going on?
What's going on? Your business
partner wanted to shoot me.
His journalist girlfriend
has been investigating me.
- Maybe you know something about it?
- No, I have nothing to do with it.
The kid stole my van.
Moritz, tell him I have
nothing to do with it!
Ersan had nothing to do with it.
I knew the journalists were following
you, but it seems that all of you knew.
I didn't tell them
anything, I swear.
I don't think they had anything because
of your encrypted communication.
And if you wanna continue
having encrypted communication,
then your esteemed administrator
of Brochat needs to stay alive.
'Cause I'm the only one who knows where
the server is who makes it complete.
[monotonal, dark music playing]
[Behzat] Hmm.
I'll have to think that over.
But first I'm going to finish
my power nap, all right?
And then, once I've rested,
I'll be able to make
decisions again.
- Deal with these two!
- [Andreas] Come on.
- [phone alert chimes]
- What is that?
Oh, that's BeReal.
It's an app. You get a
notification to take a photo.
If you miss it, you're late.
Uh, but it's not so terrible.
[Ersan speaks Turkish]
[in English] I didn't do anything!
Wallah! I have nothing to do with it!
[Ersan groans]
[door lock clicks]
I'd at least like to
do something for you.
I've thought about
myself too long.
"Individuals don't build
great companies. Teams do."
Which great company do you mean?
That's exactly what I meant.
So, TV first?
Next, we'll go to accounting.
I bought them some
great 65-inch monitors.
You can turn them vertically.
You'll easily get 1,500 each.
- Why did you buy them for accounting?
- They're great for long Excel tables.
Okay, I should've realised
sooner that we're going under.
[Dan] In the corner. Watch
out. Don't scratch it!
Okay, we've got the VR goggles, Limited
Edition Bonus Meal PlayStations,
the signed Frank
Thelen skateboard,
plus a year's worth of Bonus Meals.
Mainly Vanilla Spice, unfortunately.
But Kira will be able to
make ends meet with that.
Do you think all of this
will fit in Kira's van?
Yeah. Otherwise
we'll take my car.
- You drive a Tesla Roadster.
- Uh-huh.
[phone rings]
Um, hello?
[Güler] So, I don't know if it's
down to your pretty privilege
or if he's just blinded by
greed, but Müller just signed.
- Really?
- Yeah, I'll send you the contract.
- We can discuss the rest in person.
- I'm out. Have a nice day.
You too. Okay.
- [Lenny] Who was that?
- [Dan] Güler.
SIGNATURE OF THE PURCHASER
What did he say?
Apparently Müller didn't
look at the numbers.
- I was right.
- He said?
He says he bought 49
per cent of our company.
- And that's solid?
- Looks like it.
That means we decide what happens
with no worries about the finances.
Amazing! We're saved, man!
I swear, one more bit of bad news, and
I'd have driven off a cliff. [exhales]
- Dan, got something to say.
- Yeah.
Yeah?
You'll have to take the
things back yourself.
My back, you know.
[upbeat pop song playing]
[camera clicks]
[ominous music rises]
[sighs]
[thunder rumbling]
[Amira] So, sorry about that.
[clears throat]
What's this about?
- Mr. Bäcker?
- Zimmermann.
We'd like to speak
to Mr Kämper please.
- You're not the only ones.
- Oh. Where is he then?
I'm sure there's a new episode
of your phenomenal podcast soon.
- Maybe you saw my message on Instagram
- Yeah, absolutely.
I want to report my brother.
I said if something seemed
wrong, I'd come to you first.
I'm sure he's involved
in illegal selling again.
With this guy here. They
met each other in prison.
They're probably planning
a new drug empire.
It looks like here.
I've tracked his phone.
At Brofrost?
Mm.
Consider that from Holland, they
have these great cream puffs.
[distorted] Cream Cream
puffs in the basement.
They're really handy when
you have unexpected visitors.
Okay. We'll take a look.
Yeah. Great.
[tense music playing]
[thunder rumbling]
[Amira] That's Benedikt's car.
Could be. This might be an
episode of TatütaTalk one day?
No.
If you mention the podcast again,
I'll shoot you and claim self-defence.
[Jens] Oh my God! It can't be!
That Kämper!
Secretly steals toilet paper.
There are at least
20 rolls here.
I recognise this taxpayer-funded
sandpaper from 100 yards away from here.
Maybe he just bought
them somewhere.
Out of the pack?
Strictly speaking, we should report this.
Who knows what else he's been up to
It looks like it's been
four days it's been here.
As long as Bene's been gone.
You don't think that
something serious
My son is in there.
We need back up for sure.
We can't just go inside. We don't
even know if Bene is in there.
[foreboding music playing]
[Amira laughs]
[phone rings]
[man groans]
Chief Commissioner Welter?
- [Amira] Hello, Mr Welter, it's Amira.
- Yes, what?
[Amira] We strongly suspect a crime has
been committed. Benedikt is in danger.
We need a search warrant as
soon as possible for Brofrost.
- What?
- Mr Zimmermann's son and Benedikt are
Slowly.
First, I know the company
owner, Behzat Aygün.
Great guy. Donated to the cake buffet
for the summer party last year.
Strawberry cream slices,
ice cream cake
- The cream puffs, they were
- Mr Welter!
Kämper's car is in
front of the building.
A video surveillance camera shows
that he went in there four days ago.
So, what do you say?
[tense music swelling]
One or two more days won't
make any difference, okay?
How about this?
You submit a proper application.
I'll have a look tomorrow.
Or what about we try this?
I'm formally asking for your
permission to conduct a search.
But paragraph 34 of the
German Criminal Code,
it says in a
justifiable emergency,
I'm authorised, for sure.
I've found that someone's life is
threatened. Whether I'm wrong or right.
[sighs] What? Hello?
Oh man, hey Fuck!
[via police radio] Stand by.
Ready to approach target.
Target in sight.
minus two minutes.
- [phone rings]
- Truco.
[ringtone is "Cold
As Ice" by Foreigner]
Rainer? We said
only in emergen
It is one?
[unintelligible
police radio chatter]
Guys, out of here!
We've been busted.
- The police are on their way here.
- [Aline] What about the product?
Just pack up the money,
and get out the back.
[tense action music playing]
- [Aline] What about Ersan and nerd boy?
- Just kill them.
But wait a minute.
Just before we go.
I don't like to interfere,
but now we've been exposed,
the system administrator could
be really useful to us, huh?
Plan B. Take
everything with you!
We'll meet at the hacienda.
And don't forget the sun cream.
- [music fades]
- [bottles clink]
You wanna go somewhere?
Celebrate the investor?
[exhales deeply] I've already
been almost broke once,
and I've carried all the
office furniture around twice.
No offence intended, but I'd
rather be at home with my family.
[Lenny exhales]
- Why not ask Fritzi?
- What do you mean?
Dan, you know what I mean.
How many times a week do you
hang out at Fritzi's bar?
Fritzi's angry with me.
I guess you could say I've been acting
like a bit of an arsehole lately.
- Weird. Not like you at all.
- [scoffs]
What about trying an apology?
Man, just text her.
Just tell her you're still coming tonight.
Fritzi would definitely be pleased.
You can do it.
DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY
HEY, I NEED SUPPLIES
ARE YOU STILL A
THE BAR? CAN I
[soft clattering]
Dan?
[muffled, unintelligible voices]
[Moritz] Just hold it still.
[soft clattering]
[Lenny] What the fuck?
[unintelligible voices]
[loud thunder rumbles]
- Moritz?
- Stop! Don't shoot yet!
"Yet"?
["Cold As Ice" by
Foreigner playing]
You're willing to
sacrifice our love ♪
OKAY WHEN ARE YOU COMING?
WHERE ARE YOU?
You never take advice ♪
Someday you'll pay
the price I know ♪
I've seen it before It
happens all the time ♪
You're closing the door
You leave the world behind ♪
You're digging for
gold Yet throwing away ♪
A fortune in feelings
But someday you'll pay ♪
POLICE
You want paradise ♪
Someday you'll pay
the price I know ♪
[unintelligible]
I've seen it before It
happens all the time ♪
[woman] Guys.
You have to see this.
Cold as ice ♪
As cold as ice to me ♪
Cold as ice ♪
Lenny's gone.
["Cold As Ice"
continues playing]
Ooh, as cold as ice ♪
[Jens retching]
As cold as ice ♪
You're as cold as ice ♪
Cold as ice, I know ♪
Yes, I know ♪
[all moan]
[Moritz] Sometimes, so
much shit has gone down
that things cannot be changed.
Not all people change.
Some things really are forever.
[talking angrily,
unintelligible]
["Aquarium" from "Carnival of the
Animals" by Camille Saint-Saëns playing]