How to Sell Drugs Online: Fast (2019) s04e06 Episode Script

1
[rustling]
All right?
[thunder rumbling]
[Moritz] I was never
very good with feelings.
I always found it harder
than the people around me.
[melancholic choral
music playing]
It's not that I feel
less. Definitely not.
Somehow, I'm just
wired differently.
[man] "I am the
resurrection and the life."
"Those who believe in me will
live, even when they die."
"And whoever lives and
believes in me will never die."
[Moritz] Unfortunately, that
only changed far too late.
I was already in a
better place by then.
[sombre theme music playing]
- [Moritz] Ow.
- [Dan] My shoes
[Moritz] What was I meant to do?
They would've killed you too.
Who are these guys?
Do you know Brofrost?
They sell frozen products,
so products that are
I know what frozen means.
Everyone knows what frozen means.
You're saying that some ice-cream
sellers have dragged us into the desert?
They're drug
dealers, aren't they?
- The communication tool was for them?
- You mean our communication tool?
Man, this time I
got dragged into it.
You have to believe me This is
worse for me than anyone else!
Then they forced me to
program the software.
- Now Lisa's been murdered.
- Murdered?
[Behzat] Your
girlfriend isn't dead.
[Moritz] What?
[tense, dissonant music playing]
Not yet.
But all ice cream
melts at some point.
It's just a matter of time.
[music rises, fades]
Ay, ay, ay, ay.
Thanks to you arseholes,
we've had to come down
here to this damn heat.
That's why we moved to
Rinseln, you realise.
Just wait, yeah?
Who knows what will happen
with global warming.
[Behzat] That's true.
How about you boys? Do you get
involved in Fridays for Future,
or do you just sit in
front of the computer?
Er
That's what I feared.
Here we now produce more solar energy
than anyone else in the region.
There isn't a greener way
to launder drug money.
What should I do
with you, Ersan?
I swear I didn't know that
Moritz would have a gun.
I was as wrong about
the guy as you were.
Behzat, I went to prison
for you. Did you forget?
I'd never do anything
to put you in danger.
I just wanted to set up my
own completely legal business.
I'm not crazy!
Oh come on, you have to believe me.
What are you doing with that knife?
[Behzat] Gun.
[tense, dissonant
music rises, fades]
I hope so, for your sake.
Then it's time for us
to get some work done.
Right, boys?
Ersan.
Excuse, excuse
- What's actually happened?
- [Aline] Shut up.
- [Dan] Moritz?
- Go.
I really don't know why we need
three of you computer freaks
to get this chat program
up and running again.
It won't work without Lenny and
Dan. They helped with programming.
But the chat program
should be on.
Why is it we can't just plug in
the server and it's finished?
Yeah, because it's not
actually that easy.
The thing is The reason is
- It's difficult to explain. Erm
- It's due to the situation.
We have to rebuild
the infrastructure.
We need a powerful VPN
with end-to-end encryption,
DNS over HTTPS or DNS over TLS
for a secure DNS communication,
IP spoofing, proxy
chaining, naturally.
Exactly. I'll do that as well.
The proxy chaining.
Mm. Are they bullshitting?
Should I shoot them?
I don't know if
they're bullshitting,
but I think it would be smarter
to let them fix the server first
and then shoot.
[foreboding music playing]
- [Lenny] Hey!
- [Andreas] Let's go.
[Behzat] Hm.
So, hurry up. I have to get the
business up and running again.
Every minute costs money.
And boys, don't forget
the emoji function.
Without the sweet little
monkey covering his eyes,
I'm completely lost when
it comes to texting.
Now get to work.
And we'll see if you're
still useful to us.
And we'll see if we can
find a shovel somewhere.
What are you going to do, now
Brofrost has been exposed?
What do you mean by that?
It was the perfect front
you had there, wasn't it?
Inconspicuous products.
Trade across Europe.
If you're trying to put me
in a shitty mood, you're
Almost like BonusLife.
That could also be a
good business front.
[softly] And now that I own
51 per cent of the company
- [Lenny] Hm?
- What do you mean, 51 per cent?
But what does he mean?
Excuse me, what does he mean?
Looks like you've got a
few things to clear up?
But nice try.
Come on, Ersan, I'll show
you where the tool shed is.
Thomas Müller?
That's basically me.
You? But
You
Well, even so.
Thomas Müller has 49 per
cent. You can't do anything.
Lenny?
[foreboding music playing]
You changed Moritz's
contract, didn't you?
I fucking can't
believe you did that.
- You had one fucking job!
- [Lenny] Yeah, man, I know.
Can't we focus on
what he's doing?
Yeah, I'm trying to
keep all of us alive.
You just couldn't stand it, Lenny
and I being successful without you.
Why were you successful?
Because I was fucking locked up.
- And what do I get? Two per cent of
- What success?
Man, BonusLife isn't worth
anything! We're broke.
No, I wouldn't say that.
With the new investor
- The new investor is Moritz, Dan.
- Yeah, but
Congratulations,
Moritz Zimmermann.
You now own 51 per cent
of a huge pile of shit.
Ha! I knew that
company was a scam.
- Ha! So why did you buy it then?
- I
[shouts] Hey!
We all lied to each other
'cause we're such great friends.
But there are more
important things.
Let's concentrate on sorting
out these shitty servers
so Waluigi and Wario can send encrypted
murder orders with nice smileys.
I would really like to
go home to my family.
[Lisa] Moritz wouldn't
betray me to the mafia.
- He's not like that.
- Oh yeah?
Putting other people in danger to
save his own arse sounds like Moritz.
We have to go to the police. Anyone
have a phone? I'll call his dad.
Doesn't he work for
the post office?
Yeah, but I'm sure he still knows
people in the police who he can trust
Lenny's been missing over 24 hours
now. I've got to find him alive.
I'm not gonna rely on a
fucking postman to find him!
Surely you know a
real police officer?
Okay.
And that's everything?
[sighs]
I'm not responsible
for missing persons.
You should know
that, Miss Novak.
I thought this was about
your research into Brofrost.
I'm surprised that you're
carrying on after the car bomb
So yeah
So the state police isn't responsible
three boys who haven't checked their pho
Moritz is involved
with Brofrost.
- What?
- [Lisa] They must have kidnapped them.
- Don't think so.
- Why not?
We've had Brofrost
in our sights.
My colleagues have already had a
look. Moritz wasn't there. I'm sorry.
It's a real shame. Behzat
Aygün was really helpful
[penguin alert
chimes repeatedly]
One moment.
[foreboding music playing]
[penguin alert sound continues]
Ah.
[tense music playing]
Good. Thank you for
your time, officer.
We have to get going.
- Let's go.
- Just hold on a minute.
- [Lando cries]
- Oh.
You heard him. He can't
do anything. Let's go.
Yeah, but at the moment,
this is the only clue.
Don't worry, we're
going now. Come on.
- Huh?
- [Fritzi] Bye!
[quietly] I'll explain later.
[dramatic stinger]
[coughs]
[whispers] Yeah.
Code, code, code
[Behzat] You're finished?
The chat's working again.
[Andreas] Hm.
[Behzat] Computer worm, I've been
thinking about what you said.
It's not a bad idea to use
BonusLife as a business front.
You can take over the
management of it for us.
We don't need the others.
Behzat, abi, what are
you gonna do with me?
BonusLife is supposed to be my legal
business, not a business front.
Oh, that would have
never worked anyway.
I mean, take a look in the mirror.
You're not made for legal business.
And now that BonusFive is
secretly selling drugs,
you're even less
useful to us there.
BonusFight needs a new head
who is as low key as possible.
Who looks like he couldn't
even lift a crate of drinks.
[chuckles] The Germans
love that, huh?
[foreboding music playing]
BonusLife.
The company's BonusLife.
Not Bonus Night,
not Bonus Fight,
not Bonus Wife, not
Bonus Extra Life.
BonusLife.
BonusLife.
[Ersan] You've never cared
about what I want. Move.
Hm?
[Ersan] BonusLife.
Ersan's right. I don't
think it's a good idea.
[Behzat] Oh, so you're
starting now, huh?
I'm not exactly what authorities
imagine when they think of a criminal,
but I have a record.
And employees with
a criminal record
I read an article about
it. It's super suspicious.
BonusLife needs a CEO who
knows the company inside out.
Otherwise, we'll lose employees. If
you want your business front to work,
you need someone who knows
the DNA of BonusLife.
A visionary, someone like
Dan.
That guy?
Yeah.
Daniel Pirmin Riffert is the
mastermind behind BonusLife.
If you shoot him, you
shoot the whole company.
Mastermind?
But he looks like
the kind of guy
who seduces gullible
boarding school girls.
[Moritz, laughing] Yes, exactly.
He has both. He has the face
and the brain. [chuckles]
So, if you ask me,
it would be best if
Dan was back at work,
unscathed at BonusLife on Monday,
before the employees get suspicious.
[Behzat] Hm.
Hm.
[tense music playing]
What about the others?
Sorry, if Lenny doesn't
come with me, I'm not going.
Yeah, he can come later.
[ominous music playing]
- Lenny, it'll be okay.
- [armed man speaks Spanish]
[Lenny] Look after yourself.
Here's to more good cooperation!
- I will take care of you two shortly.
- [Lenny] That's it then.
[goats bleating]
Don't hang your head like that.
Come on, you can have
a career with me.
Those who want to live a long life have
to learn to adapt to the situation.
Speaking of which
[shouts] Who wants a lolly?
- [Andreas] I do!
- [Aline] Me!
- [Behzat] Chocolate Beaver or Smiley Face?
- [both in unison] Smiley Face.
[Behzat] Oh, I've only
got one Smiley Face.
But I do have cherry.
[Andreas vocalizes playfully]
Thanks, boss.
[Behzat chuckles] And catch!
Here's your favourite ice lolly.
It's not my favourite lolly.
That's your favourite lolly.
[Behzat] Take it.
Now give me the gun.
Let's have a look at what the
youngsters are up to, huh?
Ah, chin up!
I have some good news.
It would be better if I had a
reliable system administrator,
in case something comes up
with the app or the server.
Yeah, absolutely. Lenny and
I are experts in that area.
No, I need one.
[dark, foreboding music playing]
I'm doing an aptitude test.
It's like headhunting.
To see who I can really rely on.
One has to take the gun
and shoot the other,
and then the other
one gets the job.
And as for the other one, you can
guess that for yourselves, huh?
[western-style
harmonica playing]
Let's go, boys!
Huh?
Ersan?
I, er
I'll get a shovel for you.
[laughing maliciously]
[tense music playing]
[Kira] They've turned the servers back
on, which means they're still alive.
And if this arsehole Welter
is working with them
- he knows where the boys have been taken.
- [Fritzi] Let's go.
We'll torture him until he
tells us what we want to know.
[Lando] Oops.
[Lisa and Kira] Hmm
What?
I work in a bar, you forgotten?
Yeah, but I still think we should think
of another option without doing that.
[dramatic music playing]
What're you doing?
I have another option for us.
[whirring, beeping]
[Behzat] I had enough.
If you don't hurry up, then I'm
gonna shoot the pair of you.
- I don't understand why not both of
- [Behzat] Fat internet boy.
So, fat internet boy, just pick up the
gun and shoot him. And there it is.
Huh? I thought we could
sort it out by ourselves.
[Behzat] You shouldn't
have bullshitted me.
And, unlike you, he doesn't
look like an arsehole.
Let's be honest.
I mean, without him, you
wouldn't be in this shit, right?
Grab it.
Take the weapon.
This time tomorrow, you'll
be back in your house.
Your family are waiting for you.
And what's more
important than family?
[suspenseful music builds]
[Lenny sniffs]
[Lenny sobs quietly]
[sniffs]
[sombre music playing]
Sorry, Mo.
It's okay.
[music builds to climax]
[loud bang]
- Shit! What was that?
- [alarm ringing]
- Alejandro, Andreas, go look!
- [Lenny] Come on.
- [Behzat] Where's Ersan?
- [Lenny] Run!
[shots]
- [Lenny] I hit him!
- How are you good at this?
- [Lenny] Counter-Strike?
- [screaming]
Run. Run!
[grunts]
[shouts] Moritz!
Get in! Come!
[gunfire continues]
[penguin alert chimes]
[Behzat] You've got
a problem, Rainer.
The journalist knows
about us working together.
[penguin alert chimes]
We've found out where she is.
If she publishes, it's
all over for you too.
[penguin alert chimes]
Oh, emojis. [chuckles]
[sinister music playing]
- [Moritz] Unbelievable.
- [Lenny] I just took the gun.
Yeah, and what
would you have done?
With the gun?
- Huh?
- No idea, I
Fuck.
[ominous music playing]
[door squeaking]
[Behzat via phone] A backdoor
like this is a fine thing.
Behzat?
[Behzat] The message wasn't
from me. It was from her.
It's an AI speech tool.
I'll say anything
she wants me to.
Bogie pizza is delicious.
[electric buzzing]
[dull thud]
[Welter moans]
[Welter] Ah! Ow!
[laughter]
[Abnor] Yes, the
little shit is crying.
He's crying, isn't he?
- Hello, curly. [chuckles]
- [Fritzi] Welcome to the confession chair.
[Lisa] You're going to
confess to this camera now.
So where are Moritz,
Dan, and Lenny?
I'll make sure you
all end up in jail.
- All.
- [Lisa] I think you'll end up in jail.
The people who pay you are accountable
for killing Doro, and then
And then the chief.
You're going to tell Ms
Novak what she wants to know.
- Or then
- Or then what?
[Ilir and Maarten
laugh maliciously]
[Welter groans]
[loud buzzing]
[Ilir] Ever heard
of 2-Phenylethanol?
It's a flower fragrance.
It makes the little
yellow guys really, really
chilled.
If I were to spray you with it,
not a single bee would sting
you for the whole, whole day.
You'd be a friend of bees.
[laughs sarcastically]
And then we've
got this one here.
This pheromone is
isopentyl acetate.
It's like an emergency
signal for bees.
The bees will know,
"Watch out! Stings out!"
- "Someone's after us."
- [chuckles]
If I were to spray you with
that, it'd get very unpleasant.
And so, where are
Moritz, Dan, and Lenny?
Hm?
Fuck you.
- "Fuck you"?
- Fuck you.
[overwhelming laughter]
You tell me straight away
where you've taken my husband.
Come, little one,
you don't want this.
["Flight of the Bumblebee"
by Rimsky-Korsakov playing]
[groans]
[Ilir and Maarten laugh]
[hectic piano music intensifies]
[shouts] No, no, no, no, no!
[laughing hysterically]
[laughing crazily]
[Welter] Argh!
No!
Okay, okay. I'll tell you
what you want to know.
[Welter screams loudly]
[scream echoes]
- [Lenny] I think we've lost them.
- [alert sounding]
- [Moritz] Fuck.
- Don't worry.
There's enough for 50 kilometres
in reserve, so we have at least 20?
We'll make it to the next village.
Maybe I'll be with my family tomorrow.
- [tires screech]
- Fuck. What are you doing?
- [Moritz] Let's swap places.
- Here?
Yeah, maybe it's better if someone
who's driven before takes over?
[Lenny] Dude.
[grunts]
Moritz, what are
you doing? Get in.
- [Moritz] They only want me.
- Are you mad? They'll kill you. Come.
- You don't know that.
- Of course we do.
Of course we do. Didn't you
notice? They shot at us.
Yeah, even so
it's better than us both
getting shot, isn't it?
Bullshit.
[emotional music playing]
Lenny, Behzat is right.
Without me, you
wouldn't be here.
You'd be in your house. In
Rinseln with your family.
Man, I've been malware.
Since I've been in your
life, I've only caused hurt.
Whether I want to or not. Maybe
I'm just programmed like that.
Maybe I only exist so that
other people are worse off.
But malware shouldn't
be in your system.
Delete, man.
That's self-pitying shit
Just get in!
[Moritz] You have to invest 10,000 hours
in something to get really good at it.
I just wish that I'd invested
my time a bit better.
In our friendship, for example.
Then things would
have been different.
[distant gunshots]
[ominous music playing]
[low fuel warning sounding]
[Lenny] Fuck.
[Welter] Hello, Amira,
Unfortunately, I messed up.
That's why I'm now
trapped in my car boot.
I'll explain everything on
the USB stick in my mouth.
Bogie pizza is delicious.
[Welter groans]
Oh my God.
Fu
[unintelligible]
[Welter screams]
CONFESSION
[eerie, distorted music playing]
[moans]
[threatening growling]
[rotors rattling]
[announcer speaking Spanish]
GERMAN FOUND IN THE DESER
[in Spanish] The
foreigner has woken up.
[Kira] Lenny!
[Lenny] Hey.
- [Kira] Thank God we found you.
- Hey you.
[Kira] All we knew was where the
solar park was. Lisa, Fritzi, and I.
They helped me look for you.
Oh man [laughs] I was
so worried about you.
- Hey.
- [Lando babbles]
[Kira laughs]
- He's happy.
- Fuck.
Kira, where's Moritz?
[gentle music playing]
A FEW WEEKS LATER
[rain gushes]
[sombre music playing]
[church bells ringing]
[Moritz] I always imagined
what my funeral would be like.
Okay, I just imagined
share prices plummeting
when people heard
about my death.
Only now do I understand
what's important.
The people who you leave behind.
But to be honest, they're
better off without me anyway.
[Marie] Lenny, Dan?
Do you have a second?
- [Dan] Er, yeah.
- [Lenny] Sure.
He said if anything happens,
I should give you this.
[Moritz] So.
This is the end.
These are my last words.
Sorry if it's a bit cringey.
I know, Lenny, that you only
ever wanted a best friend.
And I screwed it up.
Big time.
But hey, you guys
are a good team.
Dan,
Lenny is really the best
person you could find.
If you've got someone like him in
your life, nothing can happen to you.
And, Lenny, Dan
Dan is actually, er
also okay.
- [chuckles softly]
- He may not be a visionary,
but he's a thousand times
a better friend than I am.
And as you're
listening together,
it's clear that I'm
not around any more.
How could things have
ended differently?
Worst case scenario,
I've blown myself up trying to build
a rocket as befits a megalomaniac CEO.
And best case,
I've learnt something
from the things I've done,
and I'm no longer here
'cause I've taken responsibility for
always getting you both into shit.
I hope it's the second.
Good. Um, that's it.
I've said everything
that I want to say.
[sighs] What d'you say when you're
never gonna see people again?
All the best.
Have a nice rest
of your lives. I
I think it's best to
turn off the camera.
[sighs]
Could be I do have some
normal feelings. I
Maybe there's still hope for me.
Ciao.
[Lenny sniffs]
When do you think
he recorded it?
Must have been
before the desert.
He must've thought something
like this would happen.
[sniffs]
[alert tone chimes]
[sighs and sniffs]
[blows nose loudly]
So just edit it please and, give it
to Lenny and Dan at the funeral, yeah?
On no account can anybody
find I'm still alive.
Don't let the story be
less than authentic.
You do know what my
profession is, no?
- Well, I wouldn't call it a profession.
- Moritz.
Are you really sure you
wanna go ahead with this?
Yeah, it's safer.
For all, after everything
that's happened.
[suspenseful music playing]
Boys, boys, boys.
Your generation does
nothing but make trouble.
The fact that you don't
want to work is one thing,
but my business
being set on fire?
[snorts angrily]
Ersan!
You don't think that I'm
going to let this slide?
Sorry, boy.
But I thought you would know how to
take your potential and make use of it.
Wait!
[music intensifies]
Computer worm?
We have done this already.
You don't have the balls for it.
Huh?
I will find the fat
internet young fucker.
And your journalist girlfriend.
And your fucked-up family.
And you'll be as good as dead.
[inhales deeply, exhales]
Just accept it.
- Boo!
- Ah!
[shot fires, clangs]
[two shots]
[shot]
[upbeat, Western-style
guitar music playing]
[man singing in German] Coincidence
Plays many a trick on us ♪
Coincidence so often
Makes life easy for us ♪
[women singing] Coincidence ♪
- [Moritz groans]
- [music fades]
Yeah, that's how it happened.
I swear.
[man talking indistinctly
in Spanish over radio]
Sorry.
For everything.
Thank you for starting that
fire to save our lives.
That was really nice.
Well, at least we don't
have to pay back our loan.
Your loan.
You now own 51 per
cent of BonusLife.
Know who Schopenhauer was?
"The task is not so much to
see what no one yet has seen,
but to think what nobody yet has thought
about that which everybody sees."
[soft emotional music playing]
[both spit]
The startup sector isn't
for me at the moment,
but I already have an
idea of what to do next.
Could you drive me
to the nearest port?
["Take Yo' Praise" performed by
Konstantin Gropper and Ziggy Has Ardeur]
[Dan] It's crazy that you're
moving to San Francisco.
Wait and see what happens
when the Silicon Valley guys
realise what you're capable of.
Na, man. Kira is the
better coder out of us two.
Wow. That's the most romantic
thing you've ever said.
[Kira laughs]
[Dan] I'm really happy for you.
I'd love to come with you.
Yeah? Why not?
No, someone has to take care of
this successful nutrition startup.
It's crazy how much you
can save when you downsize,
do more drop-shipping,
and get new headquarters.
[Ersan] Fifteen
minutes. Video call.
- Punctual yeah?
- Are you sure that you're still the boss?
Sure. Assignment allocation.
The new partner is
pretty good with sums.
- Right, Ersan?
- Right. Just checking.
To you, it's still Mr Müller.
[all giggling]
No, I'm serious.
Ever since we restructured,
everything at BonusLife is good.
I can show you the numbers. I mean,
unembellished numbers this time.
- Perhaps you'll change your mind?
- Dan, I'm happy for you. Really.
If anyone deserves a
second chance, it's you.
But I really mean it. I'm out.
- Love you.
- [Dan] You too.
Dan needs a while to understand
when something's over.
As long as it takes him to
realise something isn't over.
[Dan] To California!
[Kira] Thank you.
- Cheers.
- So cheers everyone. To being the boss.
[Fritzi] No, to us. What
counts in life is friendship.
- [Kira] What about family?
- [Fritzi] Yeah, friends are family.
[Kira] Come on. Let's cheers.
[Dan] Lisa, I read your
article. Great photos.
["Praise You" by
Fatboy Slim playing]
We've come a long,
long way together ♪
Through the hard
times and the good ♪
I have to
celebrate you, baby ♪
I have to praise
you like I should ♪
I have to praise you ♪
I have to praise you ♪
I have to praise you ♪
I have to praise
you like I should ♪
I have to praise you ♪
[upbeat dance music fades]