Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! (2004) s04e06 Episode Script

Evil Ages

GIBSON: The museum
of Shuggazoomian history.
Oh, what an honor it is for the
Hyperforce to be here tonight.
The museum has been closed for years
Until the opening of tonight's exhibit.
Where is everybody?
I thought the whole city was coming.
Maybe they're already inside.
OTTO:
Nobody's here except for us and
Us!
-Look!
CHIRO: There's the Super Robot.
ANTAURI:
And the Monkey Team.
And there's you, Chiro.
GIBSON: Amazing. There's even
a dark one worm.
Oh. Heh, heh.
ANTAURI: "Dedicated to the heroic exploits
of the Hyperforce
without whom the villainous Skeleton King
would never have been defeated."
Hey, the Skeleton King's
got his own button.
I shall destroy Shuggazoom.
I-- I-- I-- I-- I--
Ooga-- Oog-- Ooga.
I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- Ooga-- Ooga.
-I shall destroy Shuggazoom.
-Ha-ha-ha.
That guy was such a jerk-face!
[THEME SONG PLAYING]
CHIRO: While exploring
the outskirts of the city,
I discovered an abandoned Super Robot.
It was then my life was transformed
by the mysterious Power Primate.
The Robot Monkeys were awakened,
and I, Chiro, made their leader.
Our quest: Save Shuggazoom City
from the evils of the Skeleton King.
SINGERS:
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce go! ♪
Fighting any evil,
They are Shuggazoom's hope ♪
Super Robot Monkey
Hyperforce go! ♪
Defeating any foe ♪
ANTAURI:
Antauri.
SPARX:
Sparx.
GIBSON:
Gibson.
NOVA:
Nova.
OTTO:
Otto.
CHIRO:
Chiro!
SINGERS:
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce go! ♪
If you need a hero,
That's a name you should know ♪
Super Robot Monkey
Hyperforce go! ♪
Come on with us
Let's go! ♪
[MONKEYS CHITTER]
SPARX: Well, the Skeleton King's dust.
We annihilated that worm.
I guess the Hyperforce
is a part of history now.
Does my snout look too fat?
Sparx is right.
The Hyperforce has done it all.
Shuggazoom doesn't need us anymore.
Shuggazoom will always need heroes, Chiro.
We've defeated everybody, Antauri.
Maybe it's time for us to do
other things with our lives.
To let down our guard seems very unwise.
One never knows when evil
will suddenly appear.
Pardon me for interrupting.
I trust you're enjoying my exhibits.
You must be the curator.
Yes.
This museum has been
in my family for generations.
We use it to document
the really interesting parts
of Shuggazoom's history.
For example,
each of these dioramas in this hall
commemorates a fascinating era
of Shuggazoomian history
when evil triumphed over good.
Evil triumphed over good?
You put the Hyperforce in the wrong room!
We're the good guys, and we won!
Heh, heh. Oh, yes.
But your exhibit is not yet finished,
which reminds me,
I must go and tend to my displays.
I'll leave you with your other selves.
SPARX: Heh, heh, heh.
Okay, so long, creepy guy.
He's been spending a little too much time
breathing the dust in here.
CHIRO:
Sparx, look out!
Aah!
[GASPING]
Super Robot, no!
Chiro Spear-o!
Aah!
ANTAURI:
Watch out, Chiro!
Nova, move!
Ahh!
[LAUGHS]
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Hey, take it easy on the little me!
We can't hold them off, Sparx.
[ANTAURI AND SPARX YELLING]
MAN:
And don't come back!
Ugh. Hey, did I miss something?
Did we just get thrown out of someplace?
Where do you think we are, Antauri?
Judging from our clothes and the crude
wooden construction of these buildings,
I'd say Shuggazoom City
several hundred years ago.
Around that time, a notorious outlaw
wiped out this entire town.
Something tells me we got here
just before the wipeout.
Hey! Open up!
MAN 2:
Go away! Get on out of here!
We're here to help you.
Sheriff Antauri,
you got to get out of town.
That outlaw, he's bound to take you down!
Heh. Since when did you
get promoted to sheriff?
WOMAN: Oh, Deputy Sparx,
it's good to hear your voice
before it gets blasted to pieces.
[SOBS]
Listen, lady, why don't you just
open the door?
Perhaps I can persuade them.
Impossible!
Well, are they gonna let us in?
No, they're not going to let us in
because they are not real people.
We seem to be outside
of ordinary time and space.
We're stuck in some kind
of pocket dimension.
Well, let's unstick ourselves.
Isn't that the guy from the museum?
ANTAURI:
The resemblance is undeniable,
but I suspect he's the curator's
great-great-grandfather.
Nice place you got here. Liking the hats.
So, Mr. Most Wanted,
what do you want from us?
You have until noon.
At noon, we'll settle this,
and you'll pay with your lives.
Noon, great.
Now, if I had only brought
my interdimensional watch with me.
[BELL TOLLING]
Get ready to breathe your last.
Heh, heh. I'm more than ready
for you, fella.
Magnaball beam splitter!
No way! I should have nailed him!
The laws of physics have been remade
here to his advantage.
So, where'd he go?
Ahh!
I'm the fastest draw in Shuggazoom City.
You still think you can take me on?
Then draw.
[GIBSON AND OTTO YELLING]
GIBSON:
Now, that's a rather fine example
of late middle Shuggazoomian
castle building.
But, uh, it looks brand-new, doesn't it?
Yes, rather strange.
I'm sure there's some explanation.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[ALL YELLING]
Maybe we can ask them.
They think they have the advantage,
attacking from the high ground.
What goes up comes down hard.
Big Fat Doom Thrower!
Laser Lance Drill!
[GRUNTING]
-Good work, Otto.
-Not bad yourself, Gibson.
BARON:
Not bad
for witches.
Arrest them.
-What are you doing?!
-This is outrageous!
Silence, witches.
Look how they do not even care to conceal
their witch selves in human form..
Although truly they resemble monkeys
covered in deftly hammered metal.
Are we sure they are witches?
I saw them, my lord.
He had spinning metal knives for hands.
And he cast a magic spell called
"ladies trash dribbles."
I'm afraid you misunderstand us.
Our technology is too advanced
for your primitive intellect.
And he talks like a fancy witch.
Enough! We will subject them
to my three favorite witch tests.
Cast them into the river.
If they do not drown, they are witches.
OTTO:
Hey!
Witches! They're witches!
Witches!
Help me out, witches.
And now for witch-trial test number two.
Only witches can survive such a high fall.
Oh, come on! We're cybernetic, man!
-Don't you get it?
-Has anyone ever survived such a fall?
Well, a couple of
the really sturdy townsfolk.
Toss them now.
GIBSON AND OTTO:
Whoa!
A magical flame shot forth
from their buttocks, Baron.
What more proof do we need?
Bring on the final test.
The witch battering ram.
[BARON CHUCKLES]
If they be witches,
they will be battered.
Aah!
Ugh! What? I've been pilloried.
-Otto, where are you?!
-I'm getting the stretch. It hurts a lot!
But it also feels kind of good.
[GRUNTING IN DISTANCE]
What do you think that is, Gibson?
Some kind of animal?
Doubtless some poor soul
who's been chained up for years.
It's me, Sparx.
I've got this terrible itch,
and I just can't scratch it.
GIBSON:
Where's Antauri?
Over there in that iron monkey maiden.
Yes, I'm here, but I can't get out.
We need Chiro and Nova's help.
Yeah, but where are they?
They could be anywhere.
Not just anywhere, "anywhen."
And this exhibit honors
my great-grandfather,
a so-called outlaw
who rid Shuggazoom City
of some overzealous do-gooders.
Here my ancestor the Baron
cleansed the land of witches
and everybody else.
And this one's not done yet.
I can't wait until it's ready.
Aah!
[CHIRO AND NOVA SCREAMING]
What is this place, Chiro?
Where's everybody else?
Monkey Team, come in.
They're not responding.
I think we're all alone, Nova.
[CHITTERING]
What was that?
Aw, it's kind of cute.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[SHRIEKS]
[GROWLS]
I'll take care of this, Chiro.
[GRUNTING]
-Hold on!
-Huh?
[LOUDER FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]
Something bigger's coming this way.
Aw, this guy's okay. Look at that mug.
[ROARING]
Whoa!
An ape-man.
It almost looks like the curator.
What have you done with the others?
[NOVA SHRIEKING]
Uh-oh.
Monkey fu!
[DINOSAUR ROARS]
[GROANS]
It's just too strong, Chiro.
Let's lose them in the jungle.
Nova!
[GRUNTING]
I just wish there was somebody
to scratch my itch!
Ahh!
My wish has been granted.
CHIRO:
Chiro spear-o!
NOVA:
Hey, guys!
Let's get out of this place.
It's giving me the creeps.
CURATOR: Here they are,
the defeated heroes of today.
Well, you've all failed your history test,
and it's time for me to close up
this pocket dimension.
Watch out.
It's going to be very, very painful.
[RUMBLING]
We're gonna be crushed!
Which way's the way out?!
This thing is rock-solid!
We'll never be able to leave
here through ordinary means.
Then there's only one way. Join hands.
Remember, no matter what happens,
do not let go.
-What is this place?
-We are outside of time and space.
My lunch is almost outside of my stomach.
I can't tell up from up.
How can we get out of here?
I sense other dimensional portals nearby.
I will try to phase us back
through to Shuggazoom City.
Follow me.
NOVA: These people
all look like the Curator.
GIBSON: They must be his relatives from
throughout the history of Shuggazoom.
Be wary. This pocket dimension
is his innermost lair.
Let's phase back out of here.
I don't like the cut of his jib.
Leave? Oh, it's far too dangerous
for you to go wandering around
the interdimensional void,
although it's about to get
much more dangerous in here.
[PLAYING DRAMATIC CHORDS]
Great-great-grandpa
Baron.
Ape-Father
Destroy them.
[UPBEAT DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[ROARS]
Chiro, the source
of these creatures is above.
Go, Chiro.
I can handle this overgrown lizard.
Time for you to get off your high horse!
Come on. Hit me with your best shot.
[ROARING]
[GULPS]
[SCREECHING]
-Chiro Spear-o!
CURATOR: No!
Curses.
You'll be seeing me later,
and like my ancestors before me,
I will go down in history!
The Curator, he's gone back to Shuggazoom.
Not exactly. That was not the portal
to the real Shuggazoom.
Here is the true way home.
The Curator will find himself trapped
in somewhere
that looks like Shuggazoom forever.
History tells us heroes
are always needed, Chiro.
This exhibit is a testament to that.
CHIRO:
You're right, Antauri.
Hey, look! There he is!
I will go down in history!
Well, heh, heh,
at least he got what he wanted.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Previous EpisodeNext Episode