Brassic (2019) s04e07 Episode Script

Hello?
Knob end.
Oi. I fucking told you man,
I haven't got any.
I'm just wondering if the situation
might have developed
and progressed in some way,
in the last couple of hours or so?
and progressed in some way,
in the last couple of hours or so?
What do you mean "last few hours"?
How does time pass
in your big fat head.
There's been fifteen fucking minutes
since you last rang me.
There's been fifteen fucking minutes
since you last rang me.
Listen to me. I told you,
I'll sort you out tomorrow
and stop belling me up
in't middle o' night Christoff.
How about I get in a cab?
Why? Why would you do that?
Well, I could come and pick it up.
I don't- Fucking hell I've told yer.
I don't have it here, do I?!
I've got a I'll pay for a cab
to come and pick it up
I've got a I'll pay for a cab
to come and pick it up
from wherever it is?
Jesus Christ, dude.
Fuck Get out of it!
What about some ket?
What about some ket?
No I can't get any ket,
it's for fucking horses.
Look, you want ket bell Tommo.
Motherfucker.
Shit
You best be a badger.
I'm armed.
Fuck you up.
Fuck you up.
Oh, come on!
Well that's it then.
Well that's it then.
Fucking smack down.
Ooh, fucking hell!
Ooh, fucking hell!
You alright?
You scared the life out of me.
You scared the life out of me.
Money #
Hot.
Bloody hot.
Have a sit down.
It's very late.
Should I ring someone. Do you
have anyone I could
Should I ring someone. Do you
have anyone I could
..ring, so they can help.
What about the police?
I can see you don't want that.
Are you hungry?
Are you hungry?
Er..
bisc. biscuits.
Got some, something back here.
Ooh!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ho!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ho!
Biscuits.
Nope!
I'm safe.
You know
Fucking hell!
Fucking hell!
Fuck's going on here?
You alright?
Vincent.
Davey.
Davey.
Alright Barry?
What you doing up at this hour?
You should be tucked up in bed.
Heard a bit of a noise,
so I come out to check on it.
Heard a bit of a noise,
so I come out to check on it.
What did you hear? I don't know!
Like a badger or something.
Maybe.
What's going on?
Barry needs the toilet.
Barry needs the toilet.
Baz, it's the fucking woods, dude.
Just have a piss.
It's a shit!
Oh.
It's a shit!
Oh.
Here, in there.
Cup of tea, Vincent.
Shit!
Shit!
So what's er
what's going on, then?
Nothing for you to worry about.
Me and the lads have had
a bit of business in the woods.
What kind of business
you have in't woods then?
Private business, that's what sort.
We're looking for someone.
Well, you'll not find no one but me
in these bloody woods.
Well, you'll not find no one but me
in these bloody woods.
You're not looking for me, are you?
Why would I be looking for you?
You're right there, aren't you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't be thick in front of me.
No, this is somebody
who doesn't want to be found
No, this is somebody
who doesn't want to be found
So you're just
hunting through woods
looking for the bugger are you?
Strong word that 'hunting',
looking for the bugger are you?
Strong word that 'hunting',
but not entirely inaccurate.
You been here alone all night?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You've not seen anybody at all?
Yeah, no I haven't.
Which is it? Yeah, no?
Yeah, yes, I am sure
I haven't seen anyone.
Yeah, yes, I am sure
I haven't seen anyone.
Come on. What's going on?
Come on. What's going on?
What you laughing for?
I'm just nervous n-nervous laugh.
All a bit unnerving in't it,
All a bit unnerving in't it,
waking up
with all these fella's outside.
Just a bit
'A bit'?
Unexpected.
Unexpected.
'Unexpected'?
Right, well, better press on.
Do something for me Vincent.
Do something for me Vincent.
Take care!
How the fuck have you got
wrapped up in all this, you?
It's mad!
It's mad!
Swear to God,
there's no rhyme or reason
to a damn thing Davey does.
Fucking nutcase.
Fucking nutcase.
The fucking rumours I've heard
Best thing for you to do now
..is just get
as far away from here as possible.
90 Mile Beach. #
Got you a sandwich there.
Got you a sandwich there.
And there's a bit of tea
in there for you.
I've got some of money somewhere.
Where'd I put that, eh?
It's not much. Erm
Listen, you're looking
for the one-nine-two bus. OK?
Listen, you're looking
for the one-nine-two bus. OK?
You get on that bus,
and you don't get off it
until it reaches
the end of its destination.
until it reaches
the end of its destination.
One-nine-two, yeah?
You need to go
far, far away from here.
Then you'll be safe.
Go on then.
Off you go, you'll be alright.
One nine two and just stay on it.
What's this then?
I'll tell you what it is, Snatchy,
it's an Estonian passport.
I'll tell you what it is, Snatchy,
it's an Estonian passport.
Why have you got
an Estonian passport for?
Chinese Dan's doing them.
Lot cheaper than a UK passport,
makes getting round Europe
a lot easier.
makes getting round Europe
a lot easier.
'Indrek Ay-vek'?
Indrek Ah-vek
Ay-vek? I don't fucking know,
it's me name anyway, in't it.
Don't wear it out.
Don't wear it out.
They're gonna test you
on that though, surely, like?
You don't even speak Estonian.
That's the beauty of it, Ashley,
nobody does speak Estonian.
nobody does speak Estonian.
So you just speak English
with an accent and voila,
they wave you through.
What the fuck is going on?
I don't fucking believe this.
What the fuck are they? Aphids!
I don't fucking believe this.
What the fuck are they? Aphids!
Aphids?
Aphids what's that?
These tiny little fucking creatures.
Oh!
Oh Christ.
What was that about?
Maybe it's the creatures?
No power.
Fire up the genny.
No power.
Fire up the genny.
What the hell
has happened to the mains?
Shall we call Vin?
No, no, no not today.
Shall we call Vin?
No, no, no not today.
Don't bother him, he'll be
in a bad enough mood already.
Why what's going on today?
Black Wednesday.
The day he goes to visit his dad.
The day he goes to visit his dad.
I know it's frightening
on the way down.
But when you get there,
it's quite nice.
Make you a cup of tea and that.
Now. Now. Now.
Hey now What you doing?!
Hey now What you doing?!
She's froze up now on the steps,
all frightened cos you lot,
have just walked in
like Velociraptors.
Both fucking sides there.
Casj it up a bit.
Both fucking sides there.
Casj it up a bit.
Casj it up. Look normal.
Fuck sake. Now, sweetheart
Fuck sake. Now, sweetheart
..it's safe.
You don't have to stay.
Cos you can
Now she's gone now, look.
And that's you lot.
That's you lot,
with your very starey eyes.
That's you lot,
with your very starey eyes.
You're all eyes and chin you lot,
I'm telling yer.
Who is that though?
I'm surmising it's
Who is that though?
I'm surmising it's
..Vinnie's new piece.
Seriously?
She just turned up
in your shed?
Like fucking ET did
at Elliott's gaff?
Like fucking ET did
at Elliott's gaff?
Where's she from?
What the fuck is wrong
JJ I've told you a thousand-
I don't know. I have no idea
what's going on here..
She's one of them ain't she?
She's er
She's one of them ain't she?
She's er
..an illegal alien?
No way!
Not that type, Cardi.
What d'you reckon
the MacDonaghs want with her?
Christ I have no idea.
Christ I have no idea.
Well m-m-m-maybe
it was just a mix up.
Maybe they weren't hunting for her.
Who were they hunting then?
Mushrooms?
You don't hunt mushrooms.
Mushrooms?
You don't hunt mushrooms.
You do though.
You don't hunt, you
..scour. Listen,
nobody hunts mushrooms
..scour. Listen,
nobody hunts mushrooms
that seriously, do they?!
Jesus look, we can't leave her
out here like this,
with nowhere to go and
the fucking MacDonaghs after her.
We-We should call somebody.
Who?
We-We should call somebody.
Who?
I dunno, Ministry of Lost and Found.
They'd probably help her out.
The Ministry of lost and found?
He means Immigration. That'll make
it easier for MacDonagh to find her.
He means Immigration. That'll make
it easier for MacDonagh to find her.
Yeah and that's where
they'll expect her to turn up.
The Ministry of Lost and Found?!
The Ministry of Lost and Found?!
You alright?
Just look
Just look
I- it's alright, it's OK, er
I-I-I don't know what's going on
I-I-I don't know what's going on
I don't know what you've been through
but we just wanna help y'know?
And these lot here,
they're nothing to worry about.
You know, look at 'em.
Err yeah Hi. How are you?
Er, Dylan. Dylan's my name.
Dyldo.
Dyldo.
Dyldo.
Vinnie.
I'm Vinnie. That's me
Jihan?
Jihan?
Jihan?
Ah, Jihan.
She's Jihan?
Ji.. Ji..? You're Jihan?
Jihan?
Jihan?
Oh! Jihan!
How are ya?
Shhhh!
Jihan.
Cool, so shall we
Do you wanna come and say hello.
Maybe from a dist Maybe from
Hiya. How are you now?
Hiya. How are you now?
My name is Ashley. Thank you.
Hi. Jihan. I'm Jehan as well.
But also JJ.
Thomas. Tommo. Enchante
Thomas. Tommo. Enchante
Yeah, Leslie Titt, how do you do?
And I mean,
we've met before, Dylan. Done it.
You've already went, yeah.
Do you maybe wanna try come
Do you maybe wanna try come
Why's that fucking generator on?
Co- er, fucking power's gone.
There's not a break in the cable.
It's still in place
up, over and across
It's still in place
up, over and across
to the flag shaggers' roof.
So, either their power's gone
Yeah, or we've been made,
which is really really bad.
Yeah, or we've been made,
which is really really bad.
Oh, top nonce approaching.
Top nonce approaching.
Mr Basingstoke! Nonce.
Go and find out what the nonce wants.
Hi. How's it going.
Nonce.
Hi. How's it going.
Nonce.
How is everything at the club?
Nonce. Nonce, he's a nonce Nonce.
Oh fuckers?
They've been shagging, this lot.
They've been shagging, this lot.
Fucking aphids.
How have they made their way in?
Right, I weren't gonna say it.
I weren't gonna say this, but
..Ashley had crabs recently.
What the? What's that
got to do with anything?
What the? What's that
got to do with anything?
What do you mean?
It's obvious in't it.
There's a high possibility
they're not in fact aphids,
but they are pubicle lice
which have transgressed
but they are pubicle lice
which have transgressed
from your pubic mound
onto the plant life.
Tell you what,
she bloody knows her way
around a weed grow, doesn't she?
she bloody knows her way
around a weed grow, doesn't she?
Yeah lads, I was thinking
she might've been kept
in one of the MacDonaghs'
weed grows?
It's why she knows
so much about everything.
Fucking doing my head in.
Everything's broken, fucked.
Fucking doing my head in.
Everything's broken, fucked.
I need a spliff.
Is there any fucking weed.
Jihan. Can I get you something
to eat there by any chance?
What's going on?
Nothing. I just..
..just patted her on the back
a little bit there.
..just patted her on the back
a little bit there.
What you do that for?
I don't know
it's to be, like, friendly, like.
For a sec.
Jihan. Love.
Hiya. Sorry, I just want
to apologise on behalf of everyone.
Hiya. Sorry, I just want
to apologise on behalf of everyone.
For Ashley and his fucking stinking
great terrifying hands.
I feel your pain. Terrifying hands.
Shut up you.
I feel your pain. Terrifying hands.
Shut up you.
Oi, Ashley come over here, love.
It's alright, she'll understand.
Sorry about that.
There you go. Come and have
a sit down. It's alright.
There you go. Come and have
a sit down. It's alright.
Oh my God, you're not
gonna believe this. Go on.
These grow lights have run
the flag shagger's electric bill up,
by eight fucking grand. Eight grand?
by eight fucking grand. Eight grand?
What? Eight grand?
What you laughing at?
Funny!
It's not funny.
It is fucking funny.
It's not funny.
It is fucking funny.
It's not fucking funny
Dyldo, it isn't.
That was a lovely place
to steal leccy from.
That's fucking gone now.
Ruined! Gone.
Has he fucking made us
now then has he?
Has he fucking made us
now then has he?
No not yet, he's, he's getting
the electric board round
this afternoon to investigate. We
should probably disconnect it, now.
Shit! What? Why didn't you start
with that then? That is bad!
Shit! What? Why didn't you start
with that then? That is bad!
Do you know what I mean?!
What are we gonna do? Fuck sake.
Changes. #
Stop fucking scratching.
Stop fucking scratching.
Everyone talking about it
Get up then!
Listen, erm,
fucking hell,
I don't know what to do here.
fucking hell,
I don't know what to do here.
But I've gotta go and see me dad,
and he's a pisshead. He's a
He's an alcoholic.
He's an alcoholic.
And he's beyond repair.
He's just a horrid jock and he
He's just a horrid jock and he
..puts me in a dark place.
I don't even know whether
you can understand what I'm saying.
I don't even know whether
you can understand what I'm saying.
I'll put radio on.
I'll put radio on.
You'll be alright,
I'll be dead quick.
Quick.
Quick.
Morning Vincent.
You alright?
Now I got the impression you weren't
too pleased to see me last night.
Now I got the impression you weren't
too pleased to see me last night.
No.
Just come round other side.
Did you find who you were
looking for t'other night?
Let's just say
it's an ongoing situation.
Yeah. Erm
I mean fucking hell. Would er
I mean fucking hell. Would er
Would it be anyone I know?
Would I recognise the guy or what?
'Guy'? Why do you say 'Guy'?
Just assuming it's a fella.
Just assuming it's a fella.
You seem very interested
in all of this, Vincent.
I am curious.
It's a curious situation.
I was. Yeah, I'm curious a bit.
It's a curious situation.
I was. Yeah, I'm curious a bit.
Yeah, you are, aren't you?
Now are you absolutely sure,
that you didn't see anybody
up round your way, last night?
I didn't see anyone. I didn't see
If I'd have s-saw
I didn't see anyone. I didn't
I didn't see anyone. I didn't
If I'd have seen someone, I'd have
told you, but I didn't What Barry?
I didn't see anyone, so just.
Come on then. Vincent
Come on then. Vincent
..be good.
Fuck!
It's OK. It's alright.
Change of plan.
Change of plan.
You're coming in with me.
Expect the worst I guess.
Dad? Da-
Dad? Bloody hell.
It's bloody freezing.
Where's remote? Oi!
Up!
Up!
Wake up will you. Hey! Come on!
Dad?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Shush! Shush! Shush!
It's alright. It's just me.
Where's your bloody remote gone dude?
Here you are. Let's turn it off.
Here you are. Let's turn it off.
Right you.
Let's sit you up a little bit.
You alright?
Come on then.
Right.
Right.
What you doing?
Oh yeah, of course.
Alright.
Just a bit now Dad.
No, no, no, no, no!
Come on now,
that's a bit too much, innit.
Fucking hell.
Better.
Alright,
Alright,
now then,
bloody hold still you still you.
There we go.
Bloody hell, he's handsome.
Bloody hell, he's handsome.
How's that lad of yours?
Tyler?
Yeah, Tyler. How's he doing?
Tyler?
Yeah, Tyler. How's he doing?
He's doing really well, yeah.
Fuck me, I love that boy.
Careful with that, you.
Careful with that, you.
He's doing amazing.
Yeah, he's doing really well.
He got bloody bullied, actually,
not long ago.
He got bloody bullied, actually,
not long ago.
Yeah. W-W-What happened?
Just these fucking kids.
Erin sorted it out.
Erin sorted it out.
Then told me
she'd done it afterwards.
It's different now, you know.
Not like when I were a kid.
You sent me round
to that fucking Sammy's house,
what's is name?
to that fucking Sammy's house,
what's is name?
Sammy, Sammy fucking Cadwal
Sammy Cadwallender..
Cadwallender.
He deserved it, I tell you,
a fucking sock full of batteries.
Worked though, didn't it?
It fucking did, yeah.
Look at this, Dad. Look at this.
Look at this, Dad. Look at this.
Look, at all that floor.
Jesus Christ! Didn't know you had it.
You had a bloody hoover
the entire time.
Go and have a sit now.
Have a sit down. Go on.
Go and have a sit now.
Have a sit down. Go on.
Go on. Sit, sit, sit.
There's a good man.
Honestly, amazing.
There's a good man.
Honestly, amazing.
She's done a good job,
hasn't she, Jihan, Dad?
Gonna lie down for a bit?
Yeah, have a sleep.
Strange days like this
When he's
..clear and asking questions,
you know.
Makes me think he's alright.
You know, there's a chance.
And it's all so fucking inevitable.
I don't come enough.
I don't like visiting.
It's heartbreaking to see.
He's too far gone.
I imagine a world.
Where I dry him out,
and he's normal again.
There's only one way
it'll end, you know.
I'm frightened
of coming through the door.
I don't want to find him
dead in his house.
I don't want to find him
dead in his house.
It's not my fault.
It's not my fault.
It's the nature of the disease.
They always find a way to get
their hands on it. Dude, You
I can't believe
you can't see it from my end.
He's fucking
drinking himself to death!
He's fucking
drinking himself to death!
He is! You're doing that.
He's a fucking alcoholic.
Come on man, just say no to him.
It's better he's gets it from me
than drinking turps isn't it?
It's better he's gets it from me
than drinking turps isn't it?
Fucking hell dude, I just feel like,
coming back here and rubbing
..cat litter
into your shitty little eyes.
..cat litter
into your shitty little eyes.
Fuckwit.
Alright, love?
Vinnie.
Words. You just said words.
Ni dari negeri ku.
De koo what? what?
What is this? What's this?
What is this? What's this?
Is it from home? Is it a home thing?
What am I looking at.
What am I looking at.
There This?
Malsia? Malsia?
Malaysia.
Malsia? Malsia?
Malaysia.
Malaysia. Oh!
You're Malaysian.
You're a Malaysian lady.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fantastic. Shall we get it.
Let's get it!
Fucking steal this damn thing.
Yeah. Fuck this guy.
Fuck you dude. We're taking this.
Yeah. Fuck this guy.
Fuck you dude. We're taking this.
Yeah.
Gotta be done, Ashley. Alright.
If the electric board sees that,
the whole grow gets busted.
If the electric board sees that,
the whole grow gets busted.
They've shut the power off, so
there's nothing running through it.
I'll just get up here
and just snip it, yeah?
I'll just get up here
and just snip it, yeah?
Yes. Yes.
That's exactly what you'll do.
Oh God. It's awful high, Tommo
sorry, this is basically space.
Snip it! Snip it! Snip it!
No. No. I can't do it.
Snip it! Snip it! Snip it!
No. No. I can't do it.
With your great big, terrifying,
Prince Charles sausage finger hands.
He does have proper
So simple, and so safe,
why don't you get up here and do it?
Clearly, we need someone
why don't you get up here and do it?
Clearly, we need someone
to stand here and supervise Cardi
holding the ladder?
You've got to have somebody
supervise Cardi, holding the lad-
Holding the ladder. Why don't I
supervise Cardi holding the ladder?
Holding the ladder. Why don't I
supervise Cardi holding the ladder?
You can get up here
and snip the wire.
No point getting emotional
about it sweetheart. Fucking hell.
No point getting emotional
about it sweetheart. Fucking hell.
Come on then, get down.
Fine! I'm coming down, Cardi.
I know.
It's safe!
You can jump higher than this man.
Jesus.
You're on the ground.
Here you go. You alright!
Jesus fucking Christ alive.
Here you go. You alright!
Jesus fucking Christ alive.
Get up there
Oh no, no, no.
Swear to God, Ashley, you know,
for a big lad
you can be a right
fucking mard-arse-
you can be a right
fucking mard-arse-
Aargh!
Oh Fucking hell!
Tommy are you alright?
Ooh Tom. Tom are yer..
You mustn't touch him Cardi.
Why not?
He's just been electrocuted.
Why not?
He's just been electrocuted.
B-Big bang. Tom, how many eyebrows
do you normally have? Huh?
He's lost an eyebrow.
I've been mutilated!
Hey, oh er, lads? What?
Be careful there might still be
Hey, oh er, lads? What?
Be careful there might still be
a small charge running through
from the genny.
Malaysia!
What?
Malaysia! She's from Malay-
Look at the size of these leeks.
Malaysia! She's from Malay-
Look at the size of these leeks.
What the fuck are you talking about?
She's from Malaysia
we've got some stuff.
We're gonna have a sit-down meal.
Tommo, stop fucking around.
He fucking, went right-
hit the deck, didn't he.
He fucking, went right-
hit the deck, didn't he.
I'm proper handsome as well so
Have you done it?
Yeah we cut the wire like
Hard Work. #
Hard Work. #
# Hard work.
# Hard work.
# Hard work.
# Hard work.
I found that, I don't know
if that's useful to you.
I found that, I don't know
if that's useful to you.
I'll put it there in case it is.
Ooh hang on! Hang on.
Also pineapple.
What's going on with that eyebrow?
Hm?
Oh Christ.
It's alright in't it, yeah?
It's alright in't it, yeah?
I might stick with it you know.
It's quizzicle in't it?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God! The, the, the ladybirds
eat the aphids!
Eh?
The ladybirds eat the aphids.
Holy fuck me! That's very, sexual.
Holy fuck me! That's very, sexual.
# It's very, very sexual.
It's very, very sexual.
# Very, very sexual. #
# Very, very sexual. #
Y- W- Yeah very true. Very true.
Y- W- Yeah very true. Very true.
What's she's saying, Tommo?
Sh, sh, sh Go on. Go on.
What's she's saying, Tommo?
Sh, sh, sh Go on. Go on.
She says that you just-
She says that you just-
you need to just fucking
water the plants mate.
Water the plants, dude. Honestly!
Just like this yeah.
I know, listen, I keep trying
to tell him that. What was that one?
Just very disappointed
in you as a man.
Yeah. And your hands
are fucking terrifying.
Just bizarre. You're bizarre
and you're abnormally huge
and if anything
you should just get put down.
and if anything
you should just get put down.
Oh
Ashley! Get Jihan dude.
Check this out.
Sorry mate.
Come. Sorry.
Sorry mate.
Come. Sorry.
Your very own granny flat.
Ta-fucking-da.
Ta-da!
Ta-da!
Smiling!
Oh yeah.
She's bloody smiling!
Holy shit
Something smells good.
Entree
Something smells good.
Entree
What's with the slug mate?
I know she looks a bit scared.
But she's fucking lovely, honestly.
I know she looks a bit scared.
But she's fucking lovely, honestly.
She does seem nice. Look at these,
she's bloody brilliant with plants.
She's been cooking and cleaning all
kinds of shit.
She's been cooking and cleaning all
kinds of shit.
Come here and have a look at this.
Have a go on that. How good is this?
What is it?
It's like Aladdin's cave.
It's a little granny flat
for her to come and just chill out.
It's a little granny flat
for her to come and just chill out.
She can have a bit of privacy,
on her own, do you know what I mean?
How long are you thinking
she's gonna be staying for?
I don't know. I mean, fucking hell
she can stay as long as she wants.
I don't know. I mean, fucking hell
she can stay as long as she wants.
You know, she can leave
whenever she wants.
Just don't want her to feel
like there's any bloody pressure.
Mm-hm
You know. Yeah.
Mm-hm
You know. Yeah.
I mean she's happy.
Yeah.
And the lads are happy, that she's-
I'm happy that she's happy
What?
What?
Right well go on then.
Look.
I love the fact that you want
to help her right,
it's typical of you
it's typical of you
but she ain't appeared
from nowhere, Vin.
Right, she's probably been
in a weed grow,
against her will,
against her will,
and she's had to escape.
Hmm.
Yeah?
And think about it, I'm just
You're suggesting
that she stays here with you,
You're suggesting
that she stays here with you,
in your weed grow,
cooking for you, looking after it?
Just sounds terrible.
Just sounds really bad.
Just sounds terrible.
Just sounds really bad.
It does yeah.
Now you've said it like that. Mm.
Little list.
Lads, come and have a look
at what I've got.
- Oh, fucking check it out!
- Fucking hell, that is huge.
How's he got a bus?
School bus.
Get in you pig.
Look at all this fucking
Ding ding
Look at all this fucking
Ding ding
Fucking sweet dude.
What is it?
Right lads. OK.
This is 94 batteries
all hooked up together, yeah,
This is 94 batteries
all hooked up together, yeah,
making it a fully mobile
and rechargeable Gigafactory
which means,
when this bad boy's charged up yeah,
which means,
when this bad boy's charged up yeah,
gonna have enough energy in it
to power them grow lights
for a week at a time. So..
..all we need to do is take this bus
where the fuck we want,
..all we need to do is take this bus
where the fuck we want,
charge it up, and fuck off.
Fucking amazing.
Fair play JJ. 94 batteries
and the whole things safe.
Fair play JJ. 94 batteries
and the whole things safe.
Ooh!
That tss-ed me there
It's fucking come off?
Oh yeah man
Other one. Other one.
Aaahh!
Aaahh!
Edible, innit? This is amazing.
Amazing.
Edible, innit? This is amazing.
Amazing.
That stuff there. Yeah.
Who's that now?
I'll go.
Hello sunshine.
Hello sunshine.
We're here to see Vincent.
Well something smells good.
Hey up, Davey? Barry?
Hey up, Davey? Barry?
Where is he?
He He's not here, no.
No?
He's not here then, Dylan?
Yeah.
He's not here then, Dylan?
Yeah.
No, he's not, he's not here
Alright Barry? Want a prawn cracker?
No.
What is this?
That is- Yeah,
yeah just summat I knocked up,
in't it.
Yeah, help yourself.
You knocked this up?
Mm. Mmm.
Yup.
You do this as well?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It's er, summat
I've always being in to.
You know knife work.
I'm like a samurai with a parsnip.
You know knife work.
I'm like a samurai with a parsnip.
It's very creative.
Didn't have you down
as the artistic type.
You have now.
Right in me curry.
Right in me curry.
So where did you say Vincent went?
Go karting. To see his dad.
Gone to take his Dad go karting.
They're enthusiasts.
Yeah, they are
Bit of father-son bonding in't it?
I'll phone him.
I'll phone him.
No I wouldn't do that man,
he's, he's busy.
He probably wouldn't hear you
on account of the go kart.
- Too much noise there.
- Fuck.
- Too much noise there.
- Fuck.
Shhhhhh.
Sit down sweetheart. I'll find it.
He's left his jacket and his phone.
He'll feel the cold
out there tonight
He'll feel the cold
out there tonight
doing all that go karting, won't he?
He has a suit on him.
Go kart suit on him.
Evel Knievel
Evel Knievel
You tell Vincent
I'll catch him tomorrow. Will do
Disappointed in you, Dylan.
Cheers lads, so much,
for coming, seriously.
Vin, we're grand.
Fucking hell
They've gone.
Thanks man.
Thanks man.
Who's this?
Who's this?
Your boy?
Is this your boy?
Ah Long.
Ah Long?
He's
..handsome.
And nice smile.
Oh, er here.
My Mum.
She was like you,
cooking
cooking
and when I was little we er.
We used to dance
in the kitchen together,
We used to dance
in the kitchen together,
being silly.
Here. It's OK.
It's OK.
Come on. It's OK.
Vin.
Mmm?
Alright?
Yeah.
It's not safe for her, here.
No. It's not.
Morning,
I know this might be a long shot,
Morning,
I know this might be a long shot,
but I was hoping maybe
you could help me with something?
Yeah.
Yeah? OK.
Guess what?
What?
This tall. Maybe a little bit
taller than me yeah.
This tall. Maybe a little bit
taller than me yeah.
He's got a receding hairline.
That's, that's gone, yeah?
Tattoos, oh, he had something
in his teeth as well like a
Vincent.
Why you all rigid?
It's alright.
It's OK.
Loosen up it's fine.
Loosen up it's fine.
It's OK.
It's OK, look.
You alright man, yeah?
Yeah. Just err..
..got a bit
of that chilli in my eye.
Nah, come on.
Are you OK?
I haven't a fucking clue
what you just said.
- Watch out. Watch out.
- Careful now, Cardi.
- You've had a lot to drink there.
- Get the door Shug.
- You've had a lot to drink there.
- Get the door Shug.
# ANTI!L!FE: Narcissist. #
# I've got lots of people
blowing up my phone
# I've got lots of people
blowing up my phone
# but it doesn't change the fact
that I'm all alone.
# Baby, I'm a narcissist. #
# Or maybe I'm surrounded by shit. #
# Or maybe I'm surrounded by shit. #
What's going on here?
Shit!
Sit the fuck down!
Shit!
Sit the fuck down!
Yeah, sitting down. Sit down.
Sitting down. Fuck me.
We're sitting. Fucking hell.
What the fuck
is going on, here, man?
What the fuck
is going on, here, man?
You don't want to do things
the easy way, Vincent,
we'll do them the hard way.
Where is she?
Where is who? Dude I
You're upsetting me.
I don't want to upset you man.
You're upsetting me.
I don't want to upset you man.
You really don't.
No.
Go get her.
Fuck me
Davey?
Do you mind?
What the hell are you doing?
Solid Ground. #
Solid Ground. #
# How does it feel
# when it's quiet and calm?
# when it's quiet and calm?
# And will I be denied?
# How will it feel
# when it's time to move on?
# Mother says kneel and pray.
# When it gets hard
# I will roll those sleeves.
# Life can be so unkind.
# Life can be so unkind.
# Ooh!
# Would you help me?
# I don't understand.
# I don't understand.
# Is it over?
# Am I losing solid ground?
# Am I losing solid ground?
# Solid ground.
# Solid ground.
# Solid ground.
# Solid ground.
# Solid ground.
# Solid ground.
# Solid ground. #
You're the man who sells the weed
and we're the growers.
So tell me
where the MacDonagh's fit in.
So tell me
where the MacDonagh's fit in.
You fucking bastard!
Davey has some, er,
photography of me.
You get those items back
You get those items back
and that cut
those bastards off forever.
I'll fucking KILL 'em
I'll fucking KILL 'em
Here's to calmer times.
# ANTI!L!FE: Narcissist. #
# ..my phone, but it doesn't change
# ..my phone, but it doesn't change
# the fact that I'm all alone.
# Baby, I'm a narcissist.
# Or maybe I'm surrounded by shit. #
# Or maybe I'm surrounded by shit. #
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