Friday Night Lights s04e07 Episode Script

In the Bag

Shiftless son of a bitch.
My ex.
Her dad never shows up.
Kissing you was great.
Uh-huh.
There's this part of me that is still hung up on this other girl.
For the ANNOUNCER ON P.
A: Touchdown! East scores.
The Lions may have found a quarterback that is the real deal.
Maybe I should have left already.
Do you even want me to stay? Of course I want you to stay.
He's leaving.
He's really leaving.
(CRYING) (EXHALES) Hey (WHISPERING) I'm trying to hear if she's still crying.
You take her.
He'll call eventually.
He hasn't called yet.
You want some coffee? Yes, please.
TAMl: Hi, sweetie.
Hey.
How are you doing? Fine.
TOM: Go, cattle.
Go, cattle.
Sook! Sook! (WHISTLES) Hup! Hup! Hup! TOM: It will be all right, Maggie.
MAGGIE: Get up! Get up, cow! They can't get out, they can't get stolen.
What kind of an idiot would steal these cows? Cow rustlers.
Cow rustlers? What is this, the Wild West? This sucks.
Luke, don't say "sucks.
" Have a vocabulary.
I'm sorry, Mom.
TOM: Luke and I will get that fence fixed.
We'll be fine.
(WHISTLES) Luke? You'd best plan on missing some school this week.
You want me to miss school for a week because some idiot has been stealing our cows, Dad? I got to go to school.
If I don't go to school, they won't let me practice.
We've got a huge game coming up.
I've got to practice.
We could win this game.
I'd hire someone if I could, Luke.
We don't have any money.
What do you want me to say? (URGES CATTLE) Go.
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING) Wait.
Shh.
What's going on? Nothing is going on, except for the fact that you won us a Blue Ribbon Award for Academic Excellence.
(ALL CLAPPING) Congratulations, Tami.
Take a look.
Tami, one year as principal, and you got Dillon the Blue Ribbon Award.
Incredible.
Dillon High is a Blue Ribbon School.
This is great news! GLENN: Congratulations, Tami.
It's yours.
How about that? He's here! He's here! He's here! Yeah.
Daddy! (LAUGHS) Oh, he's cute! (LAUGHING) Hey.
I missed you.
Look at you.
Look the hell at you.
Stop growing up.
Well, there's not much I can do about that.
CHERYL: Hey.
Hey, Cheryl.
Put your stuff in the guest room.
I rented out the Airstream.
You all set? You've got to go to school.
But I've been driving all night.
I'll take her.
Let me Well, you know what? We've got all our stuff ready.
Go settle in.
You'll see her later.
Come on, Becky.
All right.
BECKY: Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
How are you doing? Are you the renter? I am, yeah.
Just I'm Tim, by the way.
Nice to meet you.
TAYLOR: Let's go! Bring it in! Come on.
Let's go.
Hey, listen, now.
Campo Park.
Two weeks.
This is a game we are going to win.
And I'll tell you something.
We're going to be going into this game a little bit different.
LION: All right.
You've got about before this gentleman puts on that uniform to get some licks on him because you're looking at our new quarterback.
(ALL CHEERING) TAYLOR: Now, let's get it together.
We've got work to do.
Um, Julie, may I ask why you are signing up for every club that is available? Because I can.
Are you really signing up for the School Beautification Committee? And you're signing up for the Book Club, which would normally be fine, except for this week's book is Twilight.
Just leave me alone, okay? You do realize that he was my best friend, too.
You know? Yep.
And that's why I signed you up for the Academic Smackdown.
What is that? It's like Quiz Bowl.
It's after school.
I'll see you in the cafeteria.
All right.
Well, I Yeah, we got the invoice two days ago.
Well, I can't pay the invoice a week ago if I just got it two days ago.
Hang on one second, would you, please? Come here.
You were absent today.
You can't go to practice.
You got a good excuse? Yes, sir.
My dad is making me fix our fence at home.
You have to fix a fence? Yeah.
Are you kidding with me? We don't have any money.
I can't We can't hire nobody.
Look.
Can I tell you something? We need you.
You understand that? If you're absent, you can't come to practice.
You can't come to practice, you're not playing.
So, here's what you need to do.
You need to fix your fence.
You can fix it in the middle of the night.
I don't care.
You can fix it in the morning before you come to school.
But you make it to school on time.
You get here on time.
You go to practice.
Okay.
Good.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Don't be absent again.
Go.
Hey.
You there? Yeah, listen.
We just got the invoice, though.
TIM: It will be one sec.
I'm sorry.
Hey! Let's move that piece already! Calm down! Honey.
Stop.
What? I got a buck.
Uh, sorry.
Just funding right now.
Billy, I need more money.
One sec.
Guys, the baby is Baby on board.
$1.
75.
It's that simple.
I got it.
37 cents.
Give me a dollar.
Oh, God! BILLY: What? No.
Please stop! One sec.
Calm down! What is wrong with you? Contraction.
Oh, God! Still not there.
What? Contraction.
You're seven months pregnant.
You're not contracting.
Please go.
Please go to the hospital.
We've got food waiting here! (GROANING) Oh! Oh, God! Please go! Get the food.
Oh, God! Here you go.
Thanks.
Oh, God! Go, go, go, go, go! TIM: Sorry.
BILLY: Go.
Ow.
(MINDY GROANING) Baby.
Baby, are you okay? Oh, God.
Do you have any idea what kind of losers are going to be at Academic Smackdown? Do you realize the irony behind the term Academic Smackdown? Shut up, Landry.
Yeah, because they're not expecting us to win.
LANDRY: Hey.
Hey.
Is this one taken here? Fancy seeing you here.
This isn't going to be awkward or anything, is it? Well, if it's going to be awkward for you, you can leave.
I do this Smackdown every single year.
So, you being here is of no consequence to me.
Hey.
Welcome to East Dillon Academic Smackdown Team.
You have an event this weekend against another school in our district at West Dillon.
Our sister school.
Our Blue Ribbon sister school.
I need you to perform well at this.
All right.
Study.
This is exciting.
Learning.
(DOGS BARKING) BULL: Your mom is going to kill me.
BECKY: (CHUCKLES) Oh, what's she going to do? Divorce you? Oh, wait.
She already did that.
A dog is a lot of work, Beck.
It's a lot of work.
I know.
I can do it.
Besides, I get really Ionely when Mom's at work.
Do you ever think you're going to move home? I mean, I know you and Mom aren't going to get back together, but if you lived in town, we could see each other more.
Give me a little time, all right? I'm working on it.
Puppies! I like this one.
(WHIMPERING) He's going to do Are you Hit the floor.
Let's go.
You're challenging me? All right.
Yeah.
Let's go.
You ready, Coach? STAN: Five, real quick.
Go.
All right.
CROWLEY: How's he doing? BURNWELL: Coach Taylor? Hey, Levi.
Hey.
Gentlemen.
We need to see Vincent Howard.
What's going on? We got a report that he had a gun on school grounds.
These officers need to search his locker.
Report from who? We need to check the locker.
Well, look.
Maybe we should clear something.
Coach, the police are here.
Now, come on.
Second one on the end.
Right here? TAYLOR: It's got a name on it.
It's clean.
BURNWELL: Thank you, gentlemen.
I'll meet you up front.
All right, Dad.
I'll be back later.
Where are you going? School, Dad.
I'm going to school.
Luke, get back here.
Dad, I cannot miss practice.
I cannot miss school.
I will build your fence.
I'll stay up until midnight.
I will get up at dawn.
But I'm going to school.
Luke, you get your ass back here now.
I'll be back later, Dad! DR.
NELSON: I want to admit you to the hospital overnight.
She needs to be on the magnesium sulfate for at least 24 hours.
Everything is going to be okay, right? I mean The baby and everything? She's going to be fine? It should be, but she's going to need to go on bed rest.
Okay.
Um For how long? For two months.
Until the baby is full term.
I'll check back with you later.
Oh, my God.
Everything is going to be fine.
Okay? You aren't going to have to do anything.
Me and Tim are going to take care of everything.
You won't have to lift a finger.
All right? Uh, Doc? Doc.
Uh Look, I don't exactly have insurance right now.
(STAMMERS) I mean, I was going to pay for the birth out of pocket.
But I wasn't exactly expecting it to cost this much.
Is there anything we might be able to work out, or some kind of deal, or Uh You know, it costs what it costs.
There are payment plans, but still The contractions are waning.
You can take her home and keep her on her side and well hydrated.
It It may be enough.
Then, um Then, we'll keep her here overnight.
Uh, you know, premature labor is something that usually happens more than once.
Okay? Yeah.
TAYLOR: What am I supposed to do? It's the police.
It's not like I had much of a choice, anyway.
No.
I mean, I guess not.
I mean, I don't know.
You know, if they had come in saying, "Open up Landry's locker," would you have just done that? I don't know what I would have done then.
I think the real question is, do you think that he has a gun? Well, I sure as hell hope not.
But do you think it's possible? I don't know, honey.
I mean, anything is possible, isn't it? It seems like maybe you ought to just ask him.
I mean, he's never going to trust you unless you trust him.
You know what I mean? Okay.
What year was the Battle of Stalingrad? Wrong.
Thank you.
Can you lighten up? Geez.
You're making me go blank.
I'm making you go blank? How do you think you're going to feel when you're having to answer these questions in front of all those people? Shh You're going to Hey, Julie.
Hey, come here.
Hey, come here.
These are very basic questions I'm asking right now.
Julie, come here.
I'm gonna tell you something.
What? He's not LANDRY: Hey JULIE: He knows nothing about World War II.
Hey, hey.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
What? Just take a deep breath.
Okay? I understand that you're going through a lot, that you're in a lot of pain.
This has nothing to do with Matt.
I I want to do well on the Smackdown, okay? You're lying.
You know what? Just climb off my back, okay? It's about Matt.
It's not about Matt.
Just deal with the fact that it's about Vince.
Come here.
Close the door.
Sit down.
What's up? How are you doing? I'm good.
Yeah? A little sore, but I'm good.
I've got to ask you a question.
You got a gun? I'm just asking you straight up.
Have you got a gun? Do you have a gun? Do you carry a gun? Do you have a gun in your locker? Do you have a gun on the premises? I don't know.
Gun.
Give me an answer.
Talk to me.
No.
No, I ain't got no gun.
That's all I wanted to know.
I don't know.
Do the swaddle and shush thing.
Babe, I don't know.
I'm not a freaking midwife.
So, I don't know.
I'll be home in a few days.
All right? Then, I'm yours.
Yeah.
Yours and the baby's.
All right.
Yeah.
Love Love you back.
Trouble at home, huh? Uh Becky says you were, uh, some kind of big football deal around here.
Is that it? Something like that.
Yeah.
I bet that was pretty good times, huh? Yeah, it had its moments.
(LAUGHS) You're young, yet.
It will change.
Believe me.
You're not married, are you? No.
Don't ever get married.
Don't ever have kids.
You don't like your kids? No, I love my kids.
It's just that it never ends.
Right.
I mean, a baby and all.
I'm sure it's a lot.
All right, look.
I've got a baby with this girl in Seattle.
You know how it goes.
Right? Mmm.
Now, she wants to get married.
There's just never enough to go around.
Yeah.
You're spreading yourself pretty thin.
Becky know about Seattle? Oh.
Oh, no, no, no.
No.
And I don't want her to.
BECKY: It was a present! You know what? Forget it! I'm walking! I'm not going anywhere with you.
CHERYL: Becky, you are being ridiculous! Cheryl! What the hell CHERYL: You have got one hell of a nerve bringing that dog in here without asking.
BULL: There's nothing wrong with her having a little dog.
Julie.
Julie Taylor.
Oh, Mrs.
Saracen.
Oh, it's so good to see you.
Come in here, sweetie.
Hey, Julie.
Shelby, look who's here.
Hey.
It's Julie.
Oh, it's so good to see you.
SHELBY: How are you doing? JULIE: Good.
MRS.
SARACEN: Oh, we're doing just fine, honey.
Shelby here? She's taking real good care of me.
Well, I'm trying.
That's good to hear.
I'm sure this whole Matt thing must be so hard on you.
Oh, Lord, Julie.
At first, it was just awful.
But, you know, now that I know he's fine, then I'm fine.
You talked to Matt? Oh, yeah.
He even called again yesterday, bless his heart, and let us know he got the place.
He told you, I'm sure.
Yeah, he did.
Well, you know what? We were just about to have an ice-cream sandwich.
Let me get you one.
(SOFTLY) Hey.
He's just going through a lot, you know? He'll call.
He'll be in touch soon.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) You're broke.
I'm broke.
We've got to sell something.
What do we have to sell, Tim? We don't have anything to sell besides Kit Cat.
No.
We're not selling Kit Cat.
He's the face of Riggins' Rigs.
You're right.
You're right.
I love that damn cat.
Cheers, boys.
A couple of beers on me.
Thank you.
HANNAH: How is my girl doing? She's doing good.
She's doing better.
I mean, her mom's taking care of her right now, giving Tim and I a little break from the The ringing of the bell every five seconds.
That bell.
BILLY: What? I don't want her to stress out about things.
Hey.
Me and the girls have been talking, and we want to throw Mindy a baby shower.
That's sweet.
That sounds great.
Okay? But we also want to tie in a fundraiser.
Make it a co-ed shower.
Girls dance and whatnot.
Guys pay admission and whatnot.
All the proceeds go to help Mindy, baby, and all the medical bills.
Yeah.
No.
No, I like this.
HANNAH: Yeah.
Honey, Mindy and I have been friends since she was 17.
Okay? She's like a sister to me.
I want to do this.
Where would we do it, though? Your place isn't big enough? No.
Not for something like this.
TIM: I can't host it.
No.
He can't host it.
He He lives in a trailer.
Uh Yeah.
What about Riggins' Rigs.
That may be the smartest thing you've ever said in your whole entire life.
That could work.
Get out.
Riggins' Rigs.
Let's do this.
Sounds like a plan.
Okay? Yeah.
Enjoy the beers.
Thank you.
Great call.
HANNAH: No problem.
Thank you, Hannah.
HANNAH: Yeah.
TAMl: What about Stephen Crane? Does anybody need to read Stephen Crane anymore? GLENN: You know, I think we can do without Stephen Crane, go on to something a little fresher.
Okay.
Did you, uh Did you get a chance to go out and celebrate last night? Um Well, we kind of did.
We had a little dinner.
Kind of? We had a little dinner last night.
There's a lot going on Like a family dinner? in my house at the moment.
There's a lot going on.
So, it was sort of a celebration.
Well Well, you know, I mean, this is kind of a big deal.
You know? You've got to take a night for yourself.
Go out, you know? Cut it loose.
Well How about this? What would you think if I got a group of the teachers together, some of the staff, and all of us together, we went out, and we celebrated you and your accomplishments.
What would you think? I think that would be so much fun.
It doesn't have to be about me.
I think it's about celebrating everybody.
Definitely.
But I think that's a great idea.
How about this? Let's do it.
You, me, the staff, karaoke.
(LAUGHING) Let's do it.
Yeah.
(PEOPLE CHATTERING) Hi.
Hey! Hey, man.
Hey, what's going on, man? You dead or something? Doing this whole drunk-out, wino thing in the cafeteria, man, ain't going to get you nowhere with the ladies, dude.
No, I was just I was up all night.
I'm probably going to be up all night every night this week.
What the hell was you doing? I've got to rebuild the entire fence at the ranch, man.
Some idiot's been stealing all the cows.
Man, maybe I can ask the team.
Maybe some of us can come over, you know, give you a hand.
Right.
And you think they'd do that? Man, I'll ask them.
It don't hurt to ask, dude.
All right.
You do that.
And I'll just be here sleeping, all right? Okay, cool.
Mmm.
Man.
These are pretty good fries.
Okay.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Can I help you? I'm Vince's mother.
Regina.
Oh, I'm sorry.
How are you? I'm well.
I'm afraid the last time you saw me, I was, uh In not such good shape.
Uh, well, I'm working on it.
Well, that's good.
Um I just wanted to come by and say thank you.
Thank you for making my son quarterback.
(SIGHS) You know, things like that ain't supposed to happen to us.
(LAUGHS) We don't get a lot of good breaks.
You should You should have seen the look on his face when he told me.
It's like he was a kid again.
I haven't seen that face in a really long time.
I didn't give it to him.
He earned it.
I thank you for believing in my boy.
He's a good kid.
Mmm.
You're welcome.
WOMEN: (SINGING) Working at the car wash (AUDIENCE WHOOPING) Car wash Whoo! Oh, yeah! Work and work At the car wash Oh, yeah! (ALL CHEERING) Whoo! GLENN: Nice.
That was great! I can't believe that! GLENN: We have some shots coming to the table, folks.
TAMl: Oh, no.
GLENN: Pass them around.
Pass them around.
Who ordered shots? I ordered shots.
TAMl: Everybody is taking a taxi home.
That's it.
Thank you, Glenn.
TEACHER 1: Thank you.
So, I, uh I would like to propose a toast.
I think we've all been at Dillon for a while now.
And, uh, I think most of us know what it was like before Tami got here.
Yeah, it sucked.
GLENN: It did suck.
(ALL LAUGHING) Oh, no! But what matters most is that we all know what it's like now that you're here.
To a job well done.
TEACHER 2: Always smart.
Always professional.
GLENN: That's right.
You get the job done.
Thank y'all.
You get the job done every time, in spite of all of that, you know, that political crap.
And that football stuff and just the district and everything.
(STAMMERING) No, I mean, it's really meant a lot to us and to me.
To you.
To our fearless leader.
Well, to all of y'all.
To everybody.
Congratulations.
TEACHERS: Cheers.
Well done.
(ALL WHOOPING) Cheers, y'all.
(SINGING) Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah Ooh! Whoa, yeah! (ALL LAUGHING) Won't you come see about me? I'll be alone Dancing, you know it, baby Tell me your troubles and doubts Giving me everything inside and out, ha! (SIGHS) Where do you think the cabs come? I don't know.
But they'll be here in a minute.
That was, uh That was pretty awesome, wasn't it? That was really fun.
We should do it more often, you know? We should just do it all the time.
Well, I don't know if you'll feel that way tomorrow morning when you wake up and your head is banging.
(LAUGHING) Really.
It will be totally worth it.
I wanted you to have a good night, you know? Oh, you're so sweet.
Thank you.
Well, there you go.
The, uh Oh.
Here's a cab.
Great, great, great.
All right.
You go ahead.
I'll wait for the next one.
All right.
I'm going to take you up on it, because you're a gentleman.
All right.
Thank you.
Oh, it was such a fun thing.
And it was good for everybody, I thought.
You're the best.
You are the best.
Thank you.
Oh.
Glenn! Oh.
Oh.
I'm so I'm so sorry.
No, it's okay.
I, um No, it's not.
You get yourself home safe, okay? I'll see you at school, all right? Why are you here? How are you doing? Do you like being quarterback? Yeah.
A quarterback is a leader.
A quarterback makes decisions, makes choices.
A quarterback has got to be clear on what has got to be done.
You have got to make a decision.
Why do you care about what I do so much? What you getting out of this? Ain't I just another player that can throw the ball and run fast? Coach, if I break my ankle and I can't play for you no more, are you still going to come around here? You still going to check up on me? This is my life.
I've been living here 10 years, and seen three of my best friends get killed walking to school.
When I leave your practice, I'm the one looking over my shoulder, hoping I don't get jumped.
Robbed.
Killed.
You get in any more trouble with the law, you're going straight to juvie.
Who puts the food up there on the table? Who makes sure the bills get paid? Who's going to take care of that if you're locked up? I'm offering you everything I got.
This is not just about football.
Think about that.
I beg of you, think about what I just said.
Welcome to the 2009 Academic Smackdown.
Testing.
Testing.
Hi, Glenn.
Hey.
TAMl: How are you doing today? Good.
Good, good, good.
Almost set up.
How are you feeling today? (GLENN SIGHS) I feel like the, uh Like the biggest idiot that ever lived.
It's okay.
No, it's not okay.
(STAMMERING) I mean, I practically raped you, you know? And No, you didn't.
No.
I mean, not literally.
But, like, with my mouth.
It's like I mouth-raped you.
And No.
I can't believe I did that.
I mean, I, Mr.
Liberal, you know? I grab a beautiful married woman, and I kiss her like I'm some sort of You know, Neanderthal, un-evolved caveman or something.
And I am not that type of person.
I'm not somebody who does something like that.
I know.
Glenn, I know.
I don't want you to beat yourself up about it.
Listen.
You did such a nice thing for all those people last night.
For me and for everybody.
And it was such a nice party that you planned.
And that last part can't ever happen again.
That's all.
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) (CHATTERING) EMCEE: Okay.
This is for East Dillon High.
Name the first novel and the last novel by the mid-century American novelist Thomas Wolfe, both of which deal with the American theme of the wanderer.
I I know this.
Oh.
Okay.
EMCEE: Anyone want to take this? Here we go.
Hey.
The first and last novel by mid-century American novelist Thomas Wolfe, both which deal with the American theme of The wanderer.
(SOBBING) The first is, Look Homeward, Angel.
And the second is, You Can't Go Home Again.
EMCEE: That is correct.
East Dillon takes the lead.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) And now, for Remington High.
Can you name the mid-to-late century (WHISPERING) Take a break.
We've got you covered.
American novelist who wrote the books Galapagos (JULIE CRYING) Come here, sweetie.
Come here.
He called his grandmother.
And his mom.
I thought he was the one.
I know.
He can't even call after three years? I don't know what to do.
I am so tired of feeling like this.
I know.
You're going to survive.
And good things are going to start to happen again.
And one day, you may even look back, and even this will not be such a bad thing.
Who the hell is that? Hey! I thought you were bringing the whole team! They all had some party to go to.
(LUKE LAUGHS) Who is he? That's Tinker.
He's on my team.
He came to help out.
Hey, thanks for coming, Tink.
Hello, Tyra.
This is Landry Clarke calling.
I am here at the designated rest stop that we agreed upon.
It's kind of obvious that you are not going to show up, which is fine.
I just kind of wanted to, I don't know, see you face to face, and kind of find out what the deal is.
If I'm supposed to be waiting on you or not.
Because if I'm supposed to be waiting on you, Tyra, I will wait.
I will wait like one of those British foot guards outside of Buckingham Palace.
I will keep my eyes straight ahead.
I won't look to the left or to the right.
I (SIGHING) I kind of have a feeling that you're probably looking to the left, or the right, or both.
Which is fine.
I guess I kind of just answered my own question.
I guess I will, you know, see you around, then.
(POP MUSIC PLAYING) (MEN SHOUTING) Here we go! Here we go! Everybody, thank you very much for coming out.
Remember that every raffle ticket that you buy, every dollar that you stick between the thighs of one of these luscious, luscious, beautiful women, goes to help me, goes to help you, goes to help my family and my future kid.
All right? Thank you for coming out.
I can't I can't open it.
You've got to help me.
Everybody, rip it.
Man, let me holler at you.
Uh-huh.
It's a nice place you got right here.
Well, thank you.
You ready to make some real money? Yeah, I I need to make some money.
I've got a business opportunity that would really make you a rich man.
All right? What kind of business opportunity are you talking about? I can't talk about that right now.
Okay.
But let me holler at my man.
I'll get back to you.
Yeah? Yeah.
Hey, congratulations on the kid, man.
Thanks.
Yeah.
TIM: Yeah, you look pretty good tonight.
Hey, Tim Riggins.
What are you doing here? Surprised to see me? Yes.
I am surprised to see you.
What are you doing here? Mom's at work.
Dad's at a bar.
Mom gave the dog back.
Right.
You know, she always has to have everything her way.
I can't wait until my dad comes back.
Come on.
Let's dance.
All right.
Becks, come here for a second.
Come here.
Listen to me for one second.
What? Your dad's not coming back.
How would you know what my dad is or isn't doing? I know he's not coming back because I heard him on the phone.
He's got a kid.
He lives in Seattle.
He's got a whole family there.
That's why he bought you the dog.
Listen to me.
This is what they do.
Your dad and my dad.
They leave and they don't come back.
They buy you these things so it's not uncomfortable for the five minutes a year they're in your face.
You start to blame yourself, the people around you because they try, and you push No, listen.
Listen to me.
(STAMMERING) I want you to listen to me.
I want you to know Can we just talk about this at home? this is not your fault.
None of it is, okay? Can we just talk about this at home? Tink? Where did you learn how to build like this? My granddad worked in construction.
Well, you know what you're doing.
Yes, sir.
Hey.
Thank you.
No big deal.
Luke's a good guy.
He's one of those persons holding this team together.
He's pretty much the star.
Never acts like it, though.
You know, I figure you know that.
Anyways, I figure if I'm helping out Luke, I'm helping out the team.
Well, you're a good man.
I told you not to tell her! What? I said I was going to tell her.
I told you not to tell her.
What the hell did you do? Look, Bull You and I both know you weren't going to say a thing.
You think you're hot stuff, don't you, kid? Huh? I find out you touched my daughter, I'm going to kick The funny thing is, you don't give a damn about your daughter.
You know what else is funny? I had sex with your wife.
(BOTH GRUNTING) (PANTING) Hey.
I know it's late.
I'm sorry.
But is Coach home? Yeah.
One sec.
Hon? Hey.
Hey.
What you doing here? You all right? Yeah.
I'm getting there.
There you go.
All right? Sorry for coming by so late.
TAYLOR: It's all right.
That kid trusts me.
But what do we do with it? It's going to disappear.
(SCOFFS) It's been a strange week.
(CRYING) It's all right.
Hey.
How you doing? (DOGS BARKING) Hey.
Um, I'm here to get a dog about way big.
A disgruntled redhead dropped him off yesterday.
And you're not going to bring him back tomorrow? No.
Because people aren't always very responsible about these dogs.
Are you going to be a responsible person? Yes, ma'am.
After this pen, you want to call it a day? If we don't finish up now, we're just going to have to do it again tomorrow.
All right, then.
Round them up.
Nobody says that anymore.
TOM: I just did.
(COWS MOOING) (WHISTLES) Ho! MAGGIE: Yip! Yip! (YELLS) (GRUNTING) Dad! Luke! Dad! Luke! Luke! Get out of there, Luke! Get out! (GROANING) Luke! Are you all right? Where did he get you? You all right? Son, you all right? (GROANS LOUDLY) Hey, Jess.
I actually I was looking for you because I wanted to ask you something.
Plus, I was hungry, so I figured you make an unbelievable pulled pork sandwich.
So Will you go out with me? Things between me and Tyra are 100% over.
My life is no longer complicated.
I really would like to go out with you.
I'm really happy for you.
Congratulations.
(STAMMERING) Just one date.
Why would I do that? I don't I have a car.
I play guitar.
I might write you a song someday.
Then, you would be the girl in a song.
I don't know.
Would you please go on a date with me? So, yes? (BOTH CHUCKLE) All right.
You tell me what your name is going to be, all right? (WHIMPERS) Because Julien, it's not.
Yeah, I know.
It is boring, isn't it? How about Skeeter? Oh, look at that.
Yeah.
Skeeter it is.
Yes.
It's Skeeter.
Your new name is Skeet Man.
You're the Skeeter.
You're still whining, and I don't know why.
Whatever you do, don't go in here, okay? That's lesson Lesson number one.
Here.
No.
Here.
Don't go in here.
We're going to pull in right now.
Here we go.
Just please don't go in my truck.
I'm going to let you go.
(SKEETER BARKING) Come on.
Okay.
Do your thing.
Do your thing, Skeeter.
This is pretty great.

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