Love, Death & Robots (2019) s04e08 Episode Script
How Zeke Got Religion
[opening theme music playing]
[electronic chirp]
[electronic warbling]
- [dramatic music playing]
- [radio squawks]
- [man on radio] Crew report. Navigator.
- Check.
- [man on radio] Bombs.
- Check.
- Waist gunners.
- [man 2 and 3] Check.
- Radio.
- [man 4] Check.
Ball turret gunner.
[man 5] Check.
[praying in Gaelic]
- Amen.
- [man on radio] Tail gunner.
[man 6] Check.
- Top turret gunner.
- [man 7] Check.
[man on radio] It's just us, boys.
Stay alert.
[music crescendos, stops]
[plane engines roaring]
[man] Tell you when I got scared.
It was when
they gave us the chocolate bars.
And the extra smokes.
- And a John Wayne movie in the mess.
- [knife blade rings]
'Cause when brass is nice to you,
means you're about to get fucked.
No shame in being afraid.
But Zeke
Hell, Zeke weren't afraid of nothin'.
[explosions]
[tense music crescendoes, stops]
[commander] Tonight, gentlemen,
you will be threading a needle.
A strike of critical importance
to the war effort
on a well-protected target.
Command has determined a single bomber
has the best chance of evading detection,
and you're the finest crew we've got.
So you're flying into France alone.
You'll have a fighter escort
across the Channel, but that's it.
And your target is a church
just south of the German border.
Anyone got a problem with that?
Not if it's a Protestant church, sir.
Just another target, sir.
[clears throat]
Sir, so, uh, who's the accountant?
[commander] Let me introduce you
to Mr. Fuck You, Don't Ask.
And for the duration of the mission,
this man is in charge.
Name's Coombs.
[tense music playing]
Come on. Just bricks
and mortar, Preacher.
Show some respect, will ya?
It's a house of God.
[scoffs] No sane person
can doubt the hereafter.
[scoffs] We're supposed to be
taking orders from this guy?
What a load of malarkey.
I believe in what I can see and touch,
and maybe half of what I hear.
There's enough real shit to worry about
without inventing fairy tales.
In the name of the Father,
the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
Aw, come on. You too, Tap?
[Tap] Raised in it.
[Zeke sighs] One born every minute.
[music crescendoes]
[man on radio] Brace yourselves, boys
[epic music playing]
[cries out, gasps]
Left wing got tagged.
Fuck the flak.
Fuck the flak. Fuck the flak.
[praying in Gaelic]
[man] Steady. Eggs?
[Eggs] Close, Cap! Less than ten!
[Coombs gasping] Five.
[grunting]
[eerie music playing]
[man chanting in Aramaic]
[continues chanting in Aramaic]
[gasps]
[continues chanting in Aramaic]
[Eggs] Ready!
- [man chanting in Aramaic]
- [Eggs] Five, four
- [speaking in French]
- [Eggs in English] three
- [screams]
- two
Wait! Hold the fucking bombs!
Wait. Not yet! Not yet!
[officer chanting in Aramaic]
[engine roaring]
[Cap] Coombs,
she can't take much more of this.
[Coombs] Not yet!
[chanting in Aramaic]
[building groaning]
[continues chanting in Aramaic]
[dramatic music crescendoes, stops]
Now Now!
[epic music playing]
[in German] Rise, my child.
[laughing]
[continues laughing]
- [radio squawks]
- [Preacher] Got 'em! Take that!
- [Tap] We did it!
- [Zeke] Yeah, all right!
Yeah!
[Eggs laughs]
[Cap] Well done, boys.
We're heading home.
[tense music playing]
[breathing heavily]
- No, no, no, no, no.
- [pilot] Incoming! We got incoming!
[Cap] Bandits! Guns! Guns!
Goddammit.
[Preacher] I'm losin' em!
Zeke! On your six! Get 'em!
[Zeke] Let's go! Let's go!
- [grunting]
- [machine gun fire]
- On the right!
- [Tap] I see 'em! I got 'em!
[soldier] Enemy fire! Taking enemy fire!
[grunting]
[Tap] Sharkey! Ah! Sharkey's down!
[yelling] Motherfucker!
[grunting and yelling]
Come on! Come on!
Goddamn! I got 'em!
[tense music playing]
- [radio squawks]
- Come on. Come on. Come on!
[engine sputtering]
- [radio squawks]
- [Zeke] Bastards must have collided.
[Tap grunting, coughing]
You okay, Tap?
[grunts]
Oh.
[coughing and sputtering]
[panting]
Holy God
[exclaims]
Tap, you got eyes on it?
[Tap screams]
- No, no, no, no, no.
- What'd you see?
It's one of the Fallen.
[machine gun fire]
[yelling]
[glass smashes]
[all yelling]
[soldiers exclaiming]
[mumbled praying]
No, shut up.
Shut your fucking mouth!
You're just provoking it!
[soldiers crying out]
[yelling]
[grunts]
[hissing, distant screaming]
What the fuck is that thing?
[tense music playing]
[breathing shakily] My God.
[creature shrieking]
What the fuck?
- Bash!
- Bash!
[pilot grunting]
We're losing altitude!
[Cap] Gunners, into the fuselage!
[grunting]
- [gunshots]
- Get back! Get back!
[creature grunting, shrieking]
- Come on, Preacher!
- [exclaims]
[gunshots]
[creature growling]
- [all exclaiming]
- Run! Run! Run!
[creature roaring]
[Preacher] Protect us from the wicked,
and banish this evil
to the depths of hell!
[creature growling]
[soldiers crying out]
No! Please, God, have mercy on me!
Forgive me, Father, for I have
[shouting]
[creature shrieking]
[eerie screaming and groaning]
[men panting]
What the fuck was that?
What was that?
[panting continues]
Eggs, check the port window.
[wind whistling]
[Zeke] My God!
[soldiers exclaiming]
[crash]
[soldiers grunting and crying out]
- [grunting]
- [banging]
[creature growling and hissing]
[screaming]
[exclaiming]
[grunting]
[dramatic music playing]
No!
Pinetree!
[gunshots]
[creature shrieking]
[screaming]
[electricity crackling]
[grunting and exclaiming]
[tense music playing]
No! No! No! No!
[grunting]
[panting]
- [plane engine roaring]
- [grunting]
[screams]
[Cap] Fuck. What the hell? Fuck!
- [cries out]
- [gunshots]
[creature screeches]
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
[creature wailing]
[grunting]
[dramatic music playing]
[yells]
[screaming]
[creature shrieking]
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
[dramatic music continues]
Zeke! Fucking help me!
[Zeke grunting]
Hold on! [grunts]
[creature screeching]
- [Zeke grunting]
- [machine gun fire]
[creature groaning]
[yelling]
[grunting]
[creature screeching]
- No!
- [cries out]
[creature growls]
What the fuck!
[screaming]
[tense music playing]
[grunting]
[shrieking]
[grunting, exclaiming]
- [shouting]
- [creature shrieking]
Zeke! Shoot it! Zeke! Goddammit!
[dramatic music playing]
[Tap] Shoot it in the fucking face!
[creature screaming]
[machine gun fire]
- [shrieking continues]
- [Cap groaning]
[whooshing]
[engine roaring]
Come on! Come on, baby!
[poignant music playing]
[panting]
[Tap] I wanted to tell Zeke
I understood what he was feeling.
To realize we don't really know
what this world is made of
or our place in it.
But there wasn't nothing I could say
to make it go down any easier.
So I just kept my mouth shut and
[panting]
let Zeke keep getting religion.
[music fades]
[electronic warbling]
[poignant music playing]
[music fades]
[electronic chirp]
[electronic warbling]
- [dramatic music playing]
- [radio squawks]
- [man on radio] Crew report. Navigator.
- Check.
- [man on radio] Bombs.
- Check.
- Waist gunners.
- [man 2 and 3] Check.
- Radio.
- [man 4] Check.
Ball turret gunner.
[man 5] Check.
[praying in Gaelic]
- Amen.
- [man on radio] Tail gunner.
[man 6] Check.
- Top turret gunner.
- [man 7] Check.
[man on radio] It's just us, boys.
Stay alert.
[music crescendos, stops]
[plane engines roaring]
[man] Tell you when I got scared.
It was when
they gave us the chocolate bars.
And the extra smokes.
- And a John Wayne movie in the mess.
- [knife blade rings]
'Cause when brass is nice to you,
means you're about to get fucked.
No shame in being afraid.
But Zeke
Hell, Zeke weren't afraid of nothin'.
[explosions]
[tense music crescendoes, stops]
[commander] Tonight, gentlemen,
you will be threading a needle.
A strike of critical importance
to the war effort
on a well-protected target.
Command has determined a single bomber
has the best chance of evading detection,
and you're the finest crew we've got.
So you're flying into France alone.
You'll have a fighter escort
across the Channel, but that's it.
And your target is a church
just south of the German border.
Anyone got a problem with that?
Not if it's a Protestant church, sir.
Just another target, sir.
[clears throat]
Sir, so, uh, who's the accountant?
[commander] Let me introduce you
to Mr. Fuck You, Don't Ask.
And for the duration of the mission,
this man is in charge.
Name's Coombs.
[tense music playing]
Come on. Just bricks
and mortar, Preacher.
Show some respect, will ya?
It's a house of God.
[scoffs] No sane person
can doubt the hereafter.
[scoffs] We're supposed to be
taking orders from this guy?
What a load of malarkey.
I believe in what I can see and touch,
and maybe half of what I hear.
There's enough real shit to worry about
without inventing fairy tales.
In the name of the Father,
the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
Aw, come on. You too, Tap?
[Tap] Raised in it.
[Zeke sighs] One born every minute.
[music crescendoes]
[man on radio] Brace yourselves, boys
[epic music playing]
[cries out, gasps]
Left wing got tagged.
Fuck the flak.
Fuck the flak. Fuck the flak.
[praying in Gaelic]
[man] Steady. Eggs?
[Eggs] Close, Cap! Less than ten!
[Coombs gasping] Five.
[grunting]
[eerie music playing]
[man chanting in Aramaic]
[continues chanting in Aramaic]
[gasps]
[continues chanting in Aramaic]
[Eggs] Ready!
- [man chanting in Aramaic]
- [Eggs] Five, four
- [speaking in French]
- [Eggs in English] three
- [screams]
- two
Wait! Hold the fucking bombs!
Wait. Not yet! Not yet!
[officer chanting in Aramaic]
[engine roaring]
[Cap] Coombs,
she can't take much more of this.
[Coombs] Not yet!
[chanting in Aramaic]
[building groaning]
[continues chanting in Aramaic]
[dramatic music crescendoes, stops]
Now Now!
[epic music playing]
[in German] Rise, my child.
[laughing]
[continues laughing]
- [radio squawks]
- [Preacher] Got 'em! Take that!
- [Tap] We did it!
- [Zeke] Yeah, all right!
Yeah!
[Eggs laughs]
[Cap] Well done, boys.
We're heading home.
[tense music playing]
[breathing heavily]
- No, no, no, no, no.
- [pilot] Incoming! We got incoming!
[Cap] Bandits! Guns! Guns!
Goddammit.
[Preacher] I'm losin' em!
Zeke! On your six! Get 'em!
[Zeke] Let's go! Let's go!
- [grunting]
- [machine gun fire]
- On the right!
- [Tap] I see 'em! I got 'em!
[soldier] Enemy fire! Taking enemy fire!
[grunting]
[Tap] Sharkey! Ah! Sharkey's down!
[yelling] Motherfucker!
[grunting and yelling]
Come on! Come on!
Goddamn! I got 'em!
[tense music playing]
- [radio squawks]
- Come on. Come on. Come on!
[engine sputtering]
- [radio squawks]
- [Zeke] Bastards must have collided.
[Tap grunting, coughing]
You okay, Tap?
[grunts]
Oh.
[coughing and sputtering]
[panting]
Holy God
[exclaims]
Tap, you got eyes on it?
[Tap screams]
- No, no, no, no, no.
- What'd you see?
It's one of the Fallen.
[machine gun fire]
[yelling]
[glass smashes]
[all yelling]
[soldiers exclaiming]
[mumbled praying]
No, shut up.
Shut your fucking mouth!
You're just provoking it!
[soldiers crying out]
[yelling]
[grunts]
[hissing, distant screaming]
What the fuck is that thing?
[tense music playing]
[breathing shakily] My God.
[creature shrieking]
What the fuck?
- Bash!
- Bash!
[pilot grunting]
We're losing altitude!
[Cap] Gunners, into the fuselage!
[grunting]
- [gunshots]
- Get back! Get back!
[creature grunting, shrieking]
- Come on, Preacher!
- [exclaims]
[gunshots]
[creature growling]
- [all exclaiming]
- Run! Run! Run!
[creature roaring]
[Preacher] Protect us from the wicked,
and banish this evil
to the depths of hell!
[creature growling]
[soldiers crying out]
No! Please, God, have mercy on me!
Forgive me, Father, for I have
[shouting]
[creature shrieking]
[eerie screaming and groaning]
[men panting]
What the fuck was that?
What was that?
[panting continues]
Eggs, check the port window.
[wind whistling]
[Zeke] My God!
[soldiers exclaiming]
[crash]
[soldiers grunting and crying out]
- [grunting]
- [banging]
[creature growling and hissing]
[screaming]
[exclaiming]
[grunting]
[dramatic music playing]
No!
Pinetree!
[gunshots]
[creature shrieking]
[screaming]
[electricity crackling]
[grunting and exclaiming]
[tense music playing]
No! No! No! No!
[grunting]
[panting]
- [plane engine roaring]
- [grunting]
[screams]
[Cap] Fuck. What the hell? Fuck!
- [cries out]
- [gunshots]
[creature screeches]
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
[creature wailing]
[grunting]
[dramatic music playing]
[yells]
[screaming]
[creature shrieking]
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
[dramatic music continues]
Zeke! Fucking help me!
[Zeke grunting]
Hold on! [grunts]
[creature screeching]
- [Zeke grunting]
- [machine gun fire]
[creature groaning]
[yelling]
[grunting]
[creature screeching]
- No!
- [cries out]
[creature growls]
What the fuck!
[screaming]
[tense music playing]
[grunting]
[shrieking]
[grunting, exclaiming]
- [shouting]
- [creature shrieking]
Zeke! Shoot it! Zeke! Goddammit!
[dramatic music playing]
[Tap] Shoot it in the fucking face!
[creature screaming]
[machine gun fire]
- [shrieking continues]
- [Cap groaning]
[whooshing]
[engine roaring]
Come on! Come on, baby!
[poignant music playing]
[panting]
[Tap] I wanted to tell Zeke
I understood what he was feeling.
To realize we don't really know
what this world is made of
or our place in it.
But there wasn't nothing I could say
to make it go down any easier.
So I just kept my mouth shut and
[panting]
let Zeke keep getting religion.
[music fades]
[electronic warbling]
[poignant music playing]
[music fades]