Stranger Things (2016) s05e01 Episode Script

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[WIND WHISTLING]
[WILL SINGING SHAKILY]
Should I stay or should I go now? ♪
Should I stay or should I go now? ♪
If I go, there will be trouble ♪
And if I stay, it will be double ♪
So, come on and let me know ♪
Should I stay or should I go? ♪
[CRACKING, BOOMING IN DISTANCE]
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS BOOMING]
[THROATY CLICKING]
[DEMOGORGON ROARING]
[THUNDER CRASHING]
[DEMOGORGON SNARLS]
- [FEROCIOUS ROAR]
- [GASPS]
[WILL SCREAMING]
[DEMOGORGON CLICKING]
At long last,
we can begin.
[WILL CHOKING, STRUGGLING]
You and I,
we are going to do such beautiful
things together, William.
Such beautiful things.
[MUFFLED GROANING]
[GROANS ECHOING]
[SYNTH THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
[WATER SPATTERING OUTSIDE]
[KAREN WHEELER] Holly.
[DISTORTED] Holly!
Holly!
I've been calling you.
I'm sorry.
Could you round up the troops?
[BRIGHT, LIVELY SYNTH MUSIC PLAYING]
Breakfast!
Coming!
Nance, come on.
Let me in, or I'm gonna
whiz on the floor right here.
Sorry, Mrs. Byers.
Whiz away.
Wow.
Shit.
Breakfast!
[JONATHAN GRUNTS]
Shit, dude, we overslept.
- I thought you were setting an alarm.
- I thought you were.
[BOTH GROANING]
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
- It's not always Jonathan's fault.
- It's always Jonathan's
It wasn't my fault. I told you
Holly, can you pass the bacon?
Holly! Bacon!
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER CONTINUING]
- You need to just drop it.
- Whatever you want.
You don't need it. You're crazy, huh?
Karen, do you have any Midol upstairs?
[KAREN] Nancy, dishes in the sink.
Be back at 5:00 or 6:00.
Let me know if you need
me to pick up anything.
- Boogie!
- Come on. Hurry up.
- [WILL] I'm coming.
- [KAREN] Holly, your jacket.
- Here. Don't forget it.
- Thank you.
Hug.
- Bye.
- Bye.
I'm sorry. I can't help
clean up. I'm running late.
It's okay, Joyce, really. I understand.
How much longer?
What do you want me to do, Ted,
huh? Kick 'em to the street?
Is that an option?
Hey, wait up! Wait up!
Come on, we gotta go!
The Morning Squawk,
Mike, we're gonna miss it!
[ROBIN] Good morning, Hawkins!
This is WSQK The Squawk!
That's a new one.
It's looking like a
regular day in Hawkins.
Fifty-five degrees, low chance of rain,
medium chance of arrest,
high chance of helicopters.
But general banality aside,
it's an exciting day for me,
your friend, entertainer,
and DJ, Robin Buckley
Nice to meet you! AKA Rockin' Robin.
And why is it a big day for me, you ask?
Well, it's my 500th broadcast.
Yeah, you heard that
right, folks. Five-double-O!
Which means it's been even longer
since you've heard the sultry
voice of Jimmy "Fast Hands" Lee.
But while Jimmy was fleeing Hawkins
even faster than he moves those hands,
yours truly was watching slack-jawed
as the earth split open beneath her feet
and coughed up that tsunami
of mysterious dandruff.
And now, I'm stuck here with you,
my fellow quarantine compatriots.
And if I can be brutally
honest, I couldn't be happier.
Because when you really think about it,
why would you want
to live anywhere else?
I mean, what town on Earth can match
our very impressive
military-to-civilian ratio?
[WHISTLING]
And those free, mandatory
medical checkups?
I mean, very cool.
'Cause after we inhaled
those springtime snowflakes,
who knows what's wrong with us?
- Maybe we're fine, maybe not.
- [MAN COUGHING ON TAPE]
No one knows for sure.
After all, this was a "natural
phenomenon never before seen by man."
A phenomenon now covered up
by a giant metal Band-Aid.
Quite the eyesore, but
hey, great for sledding.
Though seriously, kids, stop
sledding on the giant steel Band-Aid.
You are going to kill yourselves.
Also, the men with guns.
- Go, go, go, go, go!
- They don't like it, not one bit.
While we're on the subject
of things not to do,
please steer clear of the
Military Access Control Zone,
aka the MAC-Z, or as I like
to call it, the Big Mac.
I have no idea what's going on in there,
but I have a gut feeling
there's a pretty good reason
they'd like you to stay away.
But hey, the rest of Hawkins
is still there for you to enjoy.
Someday soon, they're
gonna let us out of here.
In the meantime, be
thankful this is your home,
study for that test, enjoy that
TV dinner, and go on that date.
Which, by the way, is exactly
what yours truly is doing tonight.
That's right. Rockin' Robin has
a date, ladies and gentlemen.
[RUBBER CHICKEN SQUAWKS]
And now, who is this lucky someone?
Well, don't be so nosy, kids.
They know who they are.
That is, if you're listening,
which I hope you are.
Because this next one,
it's for you, babe.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO]
[STATIC GARBLING BROADCAST]
What the hell?
Whoa. What's going on? What
the hell? What the hell?
I told you to stop thumbing
your nose at the military.
I was reiterating their goddamn
rules, encouraging compliance.
- Right. No sarcasm there.
- Said the dingus with the rubber chicken.
- These are very serious people, Robin.
- Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
Henderson, you copy? Henderson?
Yeah, I copy.
God, you sound swell.
Let me take a wild guess.
You're not calling to
wish me good morning.
It's not exactly a good morning.
We've got a situation at the Squawk.
The signal, it's it's gone all wonky.
I think Robin finally pissed 'em off.
Doubtful. She was
encouraging compliance.
Told you!
The remote radio head's
the more likely culprit.
- The remote what?
- Just read the manual, Steve.
That thing might as well be in Greek.
Then learn Greek!
I can't always be there to solve
your problems for you, Steve.
Henderson?
God!
"Learn Greek." You heard that tone.
You heard that, right?
[MENACING MUSIC PLAYING]
[BOY] Watch it.
What'd I tell you
about that shirt, freak?
Andy asked you a question,
freak. You deaf or what?
For his sake, I hope he is, because
I thought I was pretty damn clear
when I said I didn't wanna
see you in that shirt.
You also told me to
stop screwing your mom,
and that didn't stop me, did it?
- Something funny, Henderson?
- Let go.
Hellfire is over, you hear me?
[EMPHATICALLY] Let go.
Or what? What are you gonna do?
Stop! Andy! Stop!
[LUCAS] Hey!
Well, well.
If it isn't the traitor.
Remember that time my sister
kicked your balls so hard,
you limped for a week?
Yeah, if you touch Dustin again,
I'll kick 'em so hard they'll
pop like water balloons.
[MIKE] I say kick away.
Stop this meathead from reproducing
and further infecting the world
with his unique brand of idiocy.
Hope you brought a change of clothes.
No one wants to see that shit.
[LUCAS] You've gotta
stop provoking them, man.
[DUSTIN] Oh, so this is my fault?
- For what? Wearing a T-shirt?
- You know it's more than a T-shirt.
I can't be like you
and turn the other cheek
while they spread their bullshit
about Hellfire, about Eddie.
Eddie never gave a rat's ass
about what those mouth
breathers were saying about him.
What he would care about is
finding and killing Vecna.
Do you seriously think I don't
care about that, Mike? Really?
I think you're fighting two
battles. You need to be fighting one.
Mike's right, Dustin. What
if you get seriously hurt?
[LUCAS] You're drawing attention.
Remember what Hop said. We
need to keep our heads down.
- Follow the rules. Blend in.
- Stay focused on our next crawl.
Do you even hear yourselves right now?
Blend in? Follow the rules?
That's not what we've ever done.
- Jesus Christ.
- We stay true to ourselves.
We're supposed to stay
true to our friends.
We stand up for what's
right, no matter the cost.
You're not listening to us.
No, you're not.
Dustin!
[WILL SIGHS]
- [LUCAS] Unbelievable.
- [MIKE] Let him go.
[FOCUSED, DETERMINED MUSIC PLAYING]
[RADAR DISH HUMMING]
Come on.
Move, move!
You're a fast little shit, huh?
[SOLDIER] It's not her.
Another goddamn burnout, sir.
Get her out of here.
Shit!
Twelve minutes, 33 seconds.
It's a new record.
So? How are we feeling?
Okay.
Okay?
Come on, that was 12:33!
It's four seconds too slow.
I lost one second on the
climb, two seconds at the log.
- Hey.
- I can make my bus jump sooner.
That'll save me two more
seconds. That gets me under 12:30.
El, you have to take
it easy on yourself.
- You think Henry's going easy?
- You know what I think?
I think we still have some
more of that waffle mix.
And I think we should celebrate this
record time with a stack of those.
And then maybe we could watch
a Miami Vice marathon.
I can beat the time. Reset it.
If you're tired, you're
gonna injure yourself.
Reset it!
[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]
[SOLDIER] Heads up!
Hey, hey. How you doing?
Austin Millbarge, ID 4528-niner.
[CHUCKLES] That's me.
I swear to God, this
stupid thing does not exist.
- Can someone try Dustin again?
- He turned off his walkie.
- What's up with him lately?
- Don't get me started.
[ROBIN] Yeah, please don't.
- [NANCY] Hey!
- Huh?
Got it.
Wait, wait, wait. There it is, yeah.
Remote radio head, yeah.
And, uh, where exactly are we
gonna find this remote thingamajig?
I don't see it.
It's up there somewhere.
It's gotta be.
[ROBIN] So, I guess
somebody's gotta climb
to the tippy top of this bad boy and
[IMITATES SQUEAKING]
Without a harness or anything,
it seems kind of dangerous.
AKA job for good old Steve Harrington.
- No third person, please.
- All right.
I, uh
I actually think this might be
a better job for Jonathan Byers.
I'm like one quarter monkey, dude.
I got this, Byers. Don't sweat it.
[ROBIN] Uh, voltage!
Unless you wanna fry.
Yeah, I know.
I'm not an idiot.
[ELECTRICITY HUMMING]
[HUMMING HALTS]
Whoa, dude, what are you doing?
I got this, dude. Don't sweat it.
Son of a
[NANCY SIGHS]
What is it about your presence that
brings out their inner Neanderthal?
I thought grocery delivery
wasn't till tomorrow.
Me too.
Ah, come on. Come on.
Shit.
[WIND RUSHING]
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
Found ya.
Never fails.
- I fixed it!
- I fixed it!
[BIRD SCREECHES IN DISTANCE]
All right.
Santa's brought a full sack today.
A fresh telemetry tag. Scarcer
than hen's teeth, these things.
Enough bullets and shells
for Hop to start a small war,
if he should so choose.
Anyone order a salad?
Grenade salad?
I hid the grenades
under the, uh, lettuce.
Okay.
Gatorade for El's battery.
Did someone say Gatorade?
- Let me get one. Thanks.
- [BAUMAN] Sure.
But I don't think it's
gonna go too well with
peanut butter!
Boppers! God, I missed these things.
Thanks.
Don't worry, Mr. Byers.
I got you a present too.
I know you're allergic to jazz,
but just give it a whirl. I think
you'll find it quite engaging.
[JONATHAN CLEARS THROAT]
And for the station manager, the
reason for my premature delivery.
A burn? Tonight? But that's
Too soon, I know.
Whatever they're doing
in the Upside Down
evidently needs serious resources.
That's a lot of cargo.
I figure a supply drop this
big takes two hours, minimum.
Which gives Hopper plenty
of time for a crawl.
Maybe tonight's the night we finally
find that bastard and end this.
[BELL RINGING]
[FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey there, Jake.
You up for a little field trip?
I'm telling you, he's lost his mind.
He told me he wanted
to start Hellfire again.
What? When did he say that?
This weekend. He was talking
about finding the lost sheep.
And we thought the shirt was bad.
I'm telling you, he's
lost his damn mind.
Who's lost his damn mind?
- Uh, the
- Andy!
- Andy!
- [LUCAS] Andy.
- Andy lost his mind.
- Yeah.
Like when he came at you this morning.
- Yeah, that was
- Messed up.
Yeah.
It's rude.
Hey there, friends,
this is Rockin' Robin.
Sorry about the abrupt departure.
I hope you survived without me.
We had some annoying
technical difficulties.
[TAPE DECK PLAYING GLASS
SHATTERING, BABY CRYING]
But to make it up to you,
we have a very special treat
that's sure to turn
your day upside down
["UPSIDE DOWN" BY DIANA ROSS PLAYING]
- Holy shit.
- Already?
Paper! Give me paper!
[FUNKY DISCO POP CONTINUING]
Come on! Will, hurry up!
You're giving love instinctively ♪
[ROBIN] Before you start bumping,
here's a few fun facts about the Boss.
She was born Diane in
the North End of Detroit.
Berry Gordy, that's Gordy with a
G, signed her to Motown in 1961.
And one is the key number,
because between 1964 and '67,
the Supremes had ten songs
hit the top of the charts.
That's right, ten.
Then in '78, she tried to make it
big in the movies with The Wiz,
which was a colossal flop-a-roonie.
But, in my personal
opinion, I still dig it.
Michael Jackson as a scarecrow?
Give it a chance.
But make sure you bring
your super-sized popcorn,
because this movie has a
run time of over two hours.
All right, class dismissed.
I hope you were taking notes.
There will be a test later.
Take it away, Diane.
Upside down ♪
Crawl tonight.
Come on.
Inside out ♪
'Round and 'round ♪
Upside down ♪
Boy, you turn me inside out ♪
And 'round and 'round ♪
I know you got charm and appeal ♪
You always play the field ♪
I'm crazy to think you're all mine ♪
As long as the sun
continues to shine ♪
There's a place in my heart for you ♪
That's the bottom line ♪
[SONG TRAILS OFF]
[NANCY] All right.
So, assuming Murray's intel is correct,
the supply convoy is set to
reach Hawkins at 10:00 sharp.
Meaning I want Hopper in the tunnels
and en route to MAC-Z
no later than 9:00.
Lucas, we'll take our
usual observation post.
[NANCY] Barring unusual traffic,
I expect the convoy to
reach MAC-Z at 10:15.
Once the burn starts and
there's sufficient cover,
we'll signal Hopper,
who'll make his move.
And now the crawl begins.
Hop is now in the Upside Down,
traveling at what I hope to
be a gentle 30 miles an hour,
which will allow
you and Harrington to
follow along in the Rightside Up.
Just remember, try and keep
the telemetry signal within
Negative 60 and negative
70 dB. Easy-peasy.
I expect the convoy to take
the same route as last month.
Main to Cornwallis, one turn.
But if you guys hit any red lights
- I'll blow through.
- Only if there's no MPs around.
Remember, if you guys get pulled
over, we lose Hop, we're toast.
I got it.
You're gonna travel up
Cornwallis for about six miles.
And as the convoy reaches
this Shell station here
We radio Hop to disembark.
Which will drop the old
man at the border of G1.
Where he'll have two whole hours
to search for Vecna,
which is ample time.
He's cleared zones much faster.
So, all in all, signs point
to another successful crawl.
[JONATHAN CLEARS THROAT]
Is there a problem?
[JONATHAN] Um
No. No, I mean, I think it's good.
Yeah, yeah, it's good. It's really good.
It's just, um
Zone G1 is not that exciting or Vecna-y.
What does it have? A Circuit
City, a couple of houses, and a
Big Buy? What are the chances
Vecna's shopping for Lucky Charms?
It doesn't matter. We stick to the plan.
We break into the Upside
Down the only way we can,
through the MAC-Z gate,
under the cover of a burn.
Once inside, we search one
zone at a time, methodically,
until we figure out
where he's been hiding.
Unless
he's already dead.
Again, your plan is great. It's just
This is crawl what?
Are we in the 30s now?
And not a single baddie in sight?
El can't find him in her bath,
and Will hasn't had his goosies
since the shake 'n' quake.
- Goosies?
- And last we saw Vecna,
he was roasting like a turkey
and pumped full of lead.
That was before he fell three stories.
So you ever think we're
scouring a battlefield
that we already, like, won?
Have you forgotten what he
showed Nancy? Hawkins on fire.
- Karen, Holly, everyone dead.
- [STEVE] Yeah, man.
He also showed Max her brother walking
around with a hole in his chest.
That's what he does. He gets in
your head and tries to scare you.
He did a good job because I am
scared. And you should be scared too.
Because if he's still out there,
he's planning to end our world, so
We don't stop looking. Even if
it takes 100 more crawls, 1,000.
We don't stop until we're goddamn sure
that wrinkled, noseless,
rotting bastard is dead and gone
and never coming back.
Everyone in?
I want to see Vecna's
heart on a platter.
Just wish I could do it myself.
For Eddie.
- For Eddie.
- For Eddie.
On three, "kill Vecna." One, two, three.
[ALL] Kill Vecna!
[WHOOPING]
[MIKE] Oh no!
[CHILLING MUSIC PLAYING]
- [MIKE] Military man.
- [LUCAS] Wanted to see if you had my back.
- [MIKE] Yeah, I have your back.
- [FRIENDS CONTINUE LAUGHING]
[CHILLING MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
[OVERLAPPING VOICES
DROWNING OUT LAUGHTER]
[DISEMBODIED VOICES
OVERLAPPING CHAOTICALLY]
[CHAOTIC AUDIO DISTORTIONS]
- Will!
- Will!
Will!
- Hey, are you okay?
- Yeah, it's okay. I'm fine.
Was it him? Was it Vecna?
I don't know. I just
had this crazy feeling,
and then the sky was spinning, and
I don't know. I guess
maybe it's nothing, right?
I don't know.
Maybe I just get nervous
sometimes before crawls.
Yeah, I I get nervous too.
But the sky doesn't spin for me.
It ever spin for you?
Maybe he's close.
Okay. Squawk, six o'clock,
not a second later, right?
- Six o'clock.
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
- You sure?
- Take it slow.
- Okay, yeah.
[MUSIC CRESCENDOS, HALTS]
[METALLIC GROANING]
I'm just trying to get it started.
Ready? Here we go. Come on.
I just gotta get this going, and
then we're gonna have lots of fun.
Blast off!
Derek, stop! Come on! Get off!
- Derek, stop!
- [DEREK] Hold on tight!
- [GIRL] Go away! Derek!
- [DEREK] Try not to puke!
Stop!
[DEREK CACKLING]
- Jerk face!
- [DEREK] Bite me.
You okay? Come here.
Let's get you off.
- [HOLLY SPUTTERS]
- Oh my Careful, careful!
- You okay?
- [BELL RINGING]
All right, my dears, playtime's over.
Come on.
What is with that grumpy face?
Come on, we have books to read,
art to create, wisdom to unlock.
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
Holly?
Hi.
[HOLLY] And she can tell
Derek to go away too.
He is a jerk face.
Oh yeah, Miss Harris gave me
[DARK MUSIC RISING]
[HOLLY] But she also said
it wasn't really my fault.
[MUSIC TRAILS OFF]
[FLESHY MASS GURGLING]
[DOCTOR] Are you just going to
stand there, Sergeant Ramirez,
or did you have something to report?
Sorry, Dr. Kay.
Yes. Lieutenant Colonel Sullivan,
he tracked down that lead
we spoke about, and
[DR. KAY] It was a tremendous success.
No, unfortunately.
[DR. KAY] I see they don't
teach sarcasm in the ROTC.
If it was good news, Sullivan
would be here himself,
with trumpets and
confetti, I have no doubt.
Don't worry. It doesn't bite.
It does, on occasion, strangle.
Was there anything else?
A new lead, perhaps, to
offer more false hope?
Not yet, Doctor.
Sergeant.
Please tell your commander that
I am running into a wall here.
People are dying, innocent people.
I need the girl.
[THUNDERCLAP ECHOING]
[ELEVEN] The last run, what was my time?
I'm not sure. I didn't see. I
was distracted by Diana Ross.
I saved four seconds.
Highly doubt that.
[JOYCE] No, no, it was very fast.
One second on the climb, one
with the log, two on the bus.
Great. You did that today.
You can do it again tomorrow.
The crawl is tonight, Hop. If I'm
under 12:30, I can come with you.
- That is what you promised.
- Yeah, I promised that. I promised it.
But I didn't see it.
So blame Diana.
You didn't think I could
make the time, did you?
I think you can, but no, not today.
I don't think you made that time.
Are you saying that I lie?
[HOPPER] No, I'm saying you're mistaken.
[ELEVEN] I'm not mistaken.
[HOPPER] Okay, so
you're on your sixth run,
you're totally drained,
and you just happen to break
your second record of the day,
right before a crawl.
I don't think so, kid.
You saw the time. I saw you look
down. You have to let me go with you.
You want to find Henry
so bad, don't you?
So bad.
Do it. Do it from the tub.
Do it remotely.
You're not coming with me. Not today.
End of story.
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
[SIGHS]
Why are you being so hard on her?
I'm not being hard on her.
[JOYCE SCOFFS]
She's just trying to help.
It'd be great if Will could help,
but you keep that kid
wrapped in bubble wrap.
Come on. That's different.
I mean, El
Look at her. She's She's ready.
Thirty-seven crawls.
The only thing I found down in
that damn place are soldiers,
lots of them.
And they're all looking
for one person, El.
So there's no reason to
put her life on the line
and bring her down there,
especially not for some recon mission.
Well, if it's just some recon
mission, then what's with all the guns?
It's in case I run into trouble.
- Yeah, or in case you run into him.
- No.
I run into that psychic freak,
I'm tucking tail and running.
I'm nuts. I'm nuts.
But I'm not that nuts.
[TENDER, EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING]
I'm gonna need El. I
know that. I know that.
Which is precisely why there's
no point in risking her life
over some stupid recon crap.
I want her primed, but I want her safe.
Safe until the very last minute, okay?
Yeah, okay.
But her time on that last run,
did she make it?
With a second to spare.
[CHUCKLES]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
[ANDY] See what Donna was wearing?
She's gone up like two
sizes since last year.
- [BOY 1] Yeah, right.
- Jesus Christ!
[GIRL 1] Oh my God.
It's just a corn snake, dude.
Guys, it's just a corn snake.
[STUDENTS LAUGHING]
[GIRL 2] You're a pussy, dude.
- [BOY 2] Did you piss your pants?
- [BOY 3] It's just a snake.
[BOY 2] Hey, Andy, is that your new pet?
[GIRL 2] Don't scare him.
[MUSIC TRAILING OFF]
Holly!
Holly!
Holly.
What are you doing? Come
on. I have to get going.
Sorry.
They told me to wait.
Is this about your mystery friend again?
Mr. Whatsit?
He's only trying to help.
Help? How?
By protecting me.
He says that there are
monsters in Hawkins,
and they like to eat kids like me.
Monsters aren't real, Holly.
I don't believe you.
I know you're scared because
of everything that's happened.
With the crazy stories people tell,
I mean, I get scared sometimes too.
No, you don't.
Are you kidding?
Everyone in Hawkins is scared shitless.
Anyone who says they
aren't are full of it.
Like that mouth breather in your
class What's his name again?
- Derek?
- Yeah, Derek.
He probably wets his bed every night.
Know who I turn to when I get scared?
Mike the Brave.
He goes on adventures
called dungeon crawls.
What's a dungeon crawl?
Basically, he explores
these underground worlds,
where he fights monsters, evil
wizards, sorcerers and stuff.
But Mike the Brave is never scared.
So whenever I'm feeling
frightened or nervous,
I just imagine that he's at my side,
and I feel better.
So maybe the next time you get scared,
you don't need this Mr. Whatsit.
Maybe you just need Holly the Heroic.
Holly the Heroic?
I was gonna wait a
few more years, but
She's a cleric, which
means she has divine powers.
She can cast spells of protection
to ward against evil spirits,
and even cooler, she can
cast a dimension door,
which can teleport you
to anywhere you visualize.
I mean, come on.
Can this lame-o Mr.
Whatsit do any of this?
[CHUCKLES] No.
She'll keep you safe. I promise.
[WILL] It was this weird feeling.
Like something I really
haven't felt before.
Mike thinks it could mean
that maybe Vecna's close,
that he's finally re-emerged.
And if he has, maybe
we'll find him tonight.
What do you think, Lucas?
Yeah, I think we'll find
him this time for sure.
You wanna play the tape?
I'm gonna go grab a Coke
or something caffeinated,
because it's gonna be a long night.
You want one?
No. I'm good. Thanks.
[DOOR OPENS]
[DOOR CLOSES]
["RUNNING UP THAT HILL" PLAYING]
Robin!
Rockin' Robin!
Okay. So I have good
news, and I have bad news.
What are you doing here?
A good friend once said,
"Bad news first, always."
So I have to cancel our date tonight.
Of course.
But the good news is I
made us a reservation.
8:00 p.m. tomorrow night at Enzo's.
Enzo's? Okay, how exactly are
we gonna be able to afford that?
You mean how am I going to afford it?
Because you, my dear,
are paying for nothing.
Double how, then?
I stole money off the dead
guy they just wheeled out.
That's not funny. His
name was Mr. Pentergast,
and he was very nice.
And very rich.
- Robin
- Look, dinner's on me, okay?
But, uh, maybe for dessert, I
could I could see you in this hat,
and, like, only this hat.
- I hate you. I [LAUGHS]
- [ROBIN GIGGLES]
[SWEET, TENDER MUSIC PLAYING]
[FAINT LAUGHTER]
[VICKIE LAUGHS] Was that on purpose?
- Totally.
- That's so sexy.
[ROBIN] So, there any chance I
could get you to wear this outfit?
But that's
[CAN CLATTERING, FIZZING]
[UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING]
Who is that?
Shit.
[MUSIC SWELLS, TRAILS OFF]
Don't worry, Eddie.
Eventually they'll get bored.
[TENSE MUSIC BUILDING]
[FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING]
[FOREBODING MUSIC BUILDING]
You should really keep a better
eye on your pets, Henderson.
It's dangerous out there. They
shouldn't be left alone like that.
Hey there, freak. Long time no see.
Hiya.
- [CHUCKLES]
- Something funny, Henderson?
No, I I was just thinking.
In Eddie's last campaign,
I defeated Vecna's lead acolyte
by casting Prismatic Spray.
One D8 turned up a 7.
Violet.
- Is that supposed to be English, freak?
- [JOCKS LAUGHING]
Well, violet Prismatic Spray
is the deadliest. You know why?
It causes blindness.
Hey!
[DUSTIN SCREAMS]
[ANDY] Hellfire dies
with you, Henderson.
And it dies tonight.
[LUCAS] Dustin, this is
Lucas. Do you copy? Over.
Dustin, do you copy? Over.
Dustin, you're an hour late,
man. You're making us nervous.
We need you here at the Squawk.
Dustin, if you can hear
us, please respond. Over.
I got off the phone with his
mom. She hasn't heard from him.
- Christ, Henderson.
- He'll show. He always shows.
Try him again.
Come in, Dustin. Are you
there? Earth to Dustin.
This is serious, man. Quit
playing. We can't wait around.
[SWEET, EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING]
[LUCAS] Get your ass to the Squawk.
We can't wait around.
We need you here now.
This is not funny. Are you there?
[MUSIC TRAILS OFF]
Dustin, is everything okay?
- [ELEVEN] Do you think Dustin is okay?
- [LUCAS] Dustin!
I hope so.
He was acting weird today.
- Weird how?
- [MIKE SIGHS]
Just angry, scared,
reckless. Not himself.
[ELEVEN] Hopper's the same.
Not himself.
Maybe it's just getting to us, you know?
Being Being stuck in here,
not knowing where Vecna is,
no end in sight.
I mean, we're really
starting to lose it.
I mean, we really need to catch a break.
And maybe we will. Because
earlier, Will had a feeling.
- If Will has a feeling
- Then it means something.
So So, maybe tonight's our break.
Maybe even our last crawl.
We find Vecna, and we
end this once and for all.
And then what happens?
You mean after you
totally demolish Vecna?
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
In my campaigns, if the party wins,
then they all live happily ever after.
Happily how?
Well, usually what happens is
the party doesn't return
to their local village,
because too much has happened.
They've seen too much.
So they travel to a faraway
land, a a peaceful land,
somewhere beautiful, with like
three waterfalls or something,
and they all start again, together.
[HOPEFUL SYNTH MUSIC PLAYING]
Do you think that could be real for us?
Yeah, of course.
I mean, not the three waterfalls part.
But the other stuff, yeah, of course.
If Vecna's gone, then
what's stopping us?
Hey, lovebirds! Chief's almost ready.
Let's do this. Come on.
Thank you.
Here.
Good luck.
- Tag's active.
- [ROBIN] Copy.
Harrington, you getting
any signal? Tag is active.
Yeah, just give me a second.
Hey, anybody know how
Henderson's wheelie thing works?
Uh, any ideas?
There's a safety lock. Look for
a small switch under the wheel.
[ROBIN] There should be a
safety lock under the wheel.
Safety lock, real necessary.
Okay.
Okay, getting a signal.
It's pretty quiet, though.
[FAINT STATICKY PULSING]
[PULSING ACCELERATES]
Okay, signal's holding a steady 90 dB.
But how am I supposed to monitor
this and drive without Henderson?
Uh, hear anything from Inspector Gadget?
Nothing.
I can do it. I I can monitor.
No. You're staying here.
Mom, I helped Dustin set up the
antenna. I know how to work it.
Out of the question.
It It's just a wheel.
It's not just a wheel.
Jonathan, you you can work it, right?
[JONATHAN SIGHS]
Yeah, yeah. I mean, I think so.
You better not think. You better know.
You lose me out there,
I'm not coming home.
I can handle it.
[STEVE] You comfortable
back there, Byers?
Or you want me to get you a pillow?
Just focus on driving.
Try to get back to
me in one piece, okay?
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
What?
Sorry, I'm just looking at you.
You get more beautiful every day.
[TENDER, EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING]
How is that fair?
You didn't answer my question.
I know.
You didn't answer mine.
[MUSIC TRAILING OFF]
[KAREN] Look, she was standing at
the fence, talking into thin air.
[TED] She probably
was talking to herself.
[KAREN] standing
there talking to nobody.
[TED] Well, she's hardly the first child
to have an imaginary friend, Karen.
I wouldn't be so worried
if she was five years old,
but she's not five anymore, is she?
In fact, do you even know
how old your daughter is?
- Oh, you don't even know how old she is!
- You're ridiculous.
[TED] I'm not talking to
you when you're like this.
First one tonight, or
already onto number two?
[KAREN] Does it matter?
[MOODY SYNTH MUSIC PLAYING]
[SOLDIER SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
Squawk to Crow's Nest, anything? Over.
Negative, not a peep.
[LUCAS CHEWING LOUDLY]
Do you have to chew so loud?
Snipers chew gum.
You're not a sniper.
Package incoming. Four trucks,
outer east gate on Main.
We got action. Four trucks,
outer east gate on Main.
The hole! Clear the hole.
Burners, prepare to deploy.
On my mark! Move, move, move.
[LUCAS] Burners heading for the gate.
Burn commencing in five, four,
three, two,
and boom!
[GATE SHRIEKING]
[LUCAS] Trucks moving in.
Trucks moving in.
Am I clear?
- [LUCAS] Clear to the east.
- East is clear.
And to the west?
Hold. We got a straggler.
Come on.
Get the hell out of there.
Come on.
Clear.
He's in.
He's in.
[GATE CONTINUES SHRIEKING]
Open sesame.
He's flipped.
Jonathan, signal?
[STATIC CRACKLING]
Snagged it.
[STEADY PULSING OVER RADIO]
- Should I move?
- No.
Hold.
Hold. Hold.
[PULSING INCREASES IN FREQUENCY]
Hold.
Go!
Van is on the move.
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
Hopper, can you hear us okay?
Yeah, yeah, loud and clear.
Good, good. Okay, hard part's over.
I mean, speak for yourself. I
still gotta jump out of this thing.
And is it me, or are we
moving faster than normal?
A little faster.
- Just aim for the grass.
- [HOPPER LAUGHS]
I was gonna go for the asphalt, but
now that you mention the grass
What's going on? Hopper?
- We're losing him!
- Wait, what?
Wait! Stop! Stop!
[BEEPING INCREASES IN FREQUENCY]
We got him.
[RELIEVED PANTING]
Hopper, do you copy?
Hopper!
[HOPPER] Yeah, I copy.
[JOYCE] What the hell happened?
I don't know. We just slammed to a stop.
Wh Why would they stop?
The soldiers
they know he's there.
We don't know that.
[SOLDIER] What's going on over there?
There are too many.
He can't take them.
[DISORIENTING AUDIO DISTORTIONS]
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]
- [FAINT CLICKING]
- Whoa!
- [SOLDIER SCREAMING]
- [BURSTS OF GUNFIRE]
[ROARING OVER RADIO]
[SCREAMING OVER RADIO]
[DARK MUSIC PLAYING]
[DISTORTED SCREAMING]
[GARBLED SHOUTING]
[ELECTRICITY STUTTERING]
- The hell's happening?
- I don't know.
[GUNFIRE CONTINUING]
[DEMOGORGON ROARS]
[DRIVER SCREAMS]
[METALLIC GROANING]
[HOPPER GRUNTS]
[WILL'S GASP ECHOING]
[JOYCE] Will! No!
Honey!
[ECHOING] Will! Will! Will!
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUSIC TRAILS OFF]
[HOPPER GRUNTING, PANTING]
[CLICKING IN DISTANCE]
[CREATURE SNARLING]
Squawk, do you copy?
Joyce? Anyone?
[SNARLING IN DISTANCE]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
[JOYCE] Will, Will, come
back! Come on, honey.
Will, come back. Come back.
Will, come on.
Will! Will! Wake up!
[RAPID FOOTSTEPS]
[SNARLING]
[THUNDER CRASHING]
[JOYCE, DISTORTED] Come back! Come back!
Will, sweetie. It's okay.
[WILL] Mom!
It's okay. It's okay.
I'm here. I'm here.
It's okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.
What happened?
[WILL WHEEZING]
I saw it.
What? What did you see?
The Demogorgon.
It's coming. It's coming for them.
For who? Who's them?
Robin, stay here.
Contact Hopper, the boys.
Tell everyone what's going on.
Right. Right.
- Think you can get the power back on?
- I can try.
You do, you call my house and
tell everyone to get the hell out.
[ROBIN] Okay.
[TED GRUNTS]
[HOLLY SOBBING QUIETLY]
[ELECTRICITY BUZZING ERRATICALLY]
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
[ERRATIC, HIGH-PITCHED BUZZING]
[GROWLING]
Mom!
Mom!
[FEROCIOUS ROAR]
["UPSIDE DOWN" BY DIANA ROSS PLAYING]
[FUNKY DISCO POP CONTINUING]
I said upside down,
you're turning me ♪
You're giving love instinctively ♪
'Round and 'round, you're turning me ♪
Upside down ♪
Boy, you turn me inside out ♪
And 'round and 'round ♪
Upside down ♪
Boy, you turn me inside out ♪
And 'round and 'round ♪
Instinctively, you give to me ♪
The love that I need ♪
I cherish the moments with you ♪
Respectfully, I say to thee ♪
I'm aware that you're cheating ♪
When no one makes
me feel like you do ♪
Upside down ♪
Boy, you turn me inside out ♪
And 'round and 'round ♪
Upside down ♪
Boy, you turn me inside out ♪
And 'round and 'round ♪
I know you got charm and appeal ♪
You always play the field ♪
I'm crazy to think you're all mine ♪
As long as the sun
continues to shine ♪
There's a place in my heart for you ♪
That's the bottom line ♪
Upside down ♪
Boy, you turn me inside out ♪
And 'round and 'round ♪
Upside down ♪
Boy, you turn me inside out ♪
And 'round and 'round ♪
Instinctively, you give to me ♪
The love that I need ♪
I cherish the moments with you ♪
Respectfully, I say to thee ♪
I'm aware that you're cheating ♪
But no one makes me feel like you do ♪
Upside down ♪
Boy, you turn me inside out ♪
And 'round, 'round ♪
Upside down ♪
Boy, you turn me inside out ♪
And 'round and 'round ♪
[SONG TRAILS OFF]