Workin' Moms (2017) s05e10 Episode Script

Hey, Kate!
Anne, no!
Oh shit.
Good morning.
It sure is! You all set for today?
Sure am, and I got your gift,
it uh, it set my head straight.
Oh, looks like someone chose a boat.
So all we need to do is keep
a lid on that friend of yours.
- I will.
- Good.
See you at the cover reveal.
What are you doing?
Oh God!
Hi, sorry, you uh, startled me.
- Can I help you?
- Yeah, I'm, I'm selling chocolate.
Oh, you raising money
for a team or something?
Yeah, yeah.
I could actually use
some chocolate today.
I'll, I'll take two.
How much do I owe you?
Uh, seven. No. Three? Wait, um
I'll tell you what,
I'm in a little bit of a rush,
how about I give you five?
Good luck with your sports.
So I think I'm gonna
order pizza tonight,
we can get started on
unpacking some of those boxes
- before your Dad gets here?
- Cool.
Yeah, okay.
So you know where you're going?
Homeroom B. Room 102.
Yeah, and just remember,
it's your first day,
so you know, you've got plenty
of time to make friends.
Yeah, I've actually been
messaging some of the girls
in my homeroom.
They asked me if I wanted
to hang out after school.
- Is that all right?
- Already? That's pretty cool.
What are you guys gonna do?
- They said there's this bridge
- Nope.
Can we just talk about it a
little before you shut it down?
Nothing good has ever
happened under a bridge.
What, are they like,
smoking or something?
They're just like,
cool private school girls just like,
puffin' on ciggies,
just so cool under a bridge, co
- Are you done?
- Yes.
There she is!
Whoa, Alice! I love your outfit!
Where did you even get that skirt?
I mean, it's so cool!
Oh my God,
this is so embarrassing!
No, like, we didn't plan this,
or anything!
- Like, what are the chances?
- No!
Like, the tie and everything,
girl, like, yeah!
Wow!
Those
are those the bridge girls?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, this is totally fine.
Yes! Yeah, just let me know
when you want me
to pick you up, okay? Good luck.
- Hi, girls.
- Hi.
Just a couple of fuckin' nerds.
What?
Wiley? Has, has Lionel not been by
Anne, I'm sorry to have to
do this over the phone
but I have to let you go.
Oh, yeah, I mean, that makes sense.
I've been out of the
office more than in.
We received a tip that
you've been abusing
prescription drugs while at work here.
I'm sure you can
understand the spot I'm in.
And I'm afraid I have to report you.
- Ahem!
- Hi, what's up?
Oh, just checking in on my best friend.
- All good here, Rose.
- Great, great, cool.
- So everything's fine?
- Mm-hmm.
It's like, a really big day,
so just checking in how you
are feeling.
- Just out with it, please.
- Okay, the book cover.
You're really going through with this?
- What choice do I have?
- Well, it's just that
It's done.
Come on. Bring it all in.
- The merger.
- Yeah, that was today.
Ah, and there she is,
everyone say good morning
- to our benevolent leader!
- Good morning boss.
Ah, hi. Welcome, yes.
I, I do have to go, but uh, welcome!
- That's your big speech?
- Uh, no.
Uh, there's one coming.
Sorry, but uh, for now,
uh, find a nook.
Godspeed!
Okay, well, you heard the lady.
Find a nook.
Hi?
I have a surprise for you.
What is it? Flowers?
Are we gonna rent paddle boats?
Paintball?
Look, if I told you,
it wouldn't be a surprise.
You're so cute,
but I have to get ready for work.
Nah, we're playing hooky today.
Oh, I can't!
Today is like,
one of the five days a year
that people actually
need something from me.
Gary's gonna take care
of your dumb report.
You're the one who makes
us do those dumb reports.
And today I'm the one making Gary do it.
You are all mine.
You know, I'm actually gonna
miss these local papers,
there's a two-page article
about a caribou who got stuck
- in a local's pool.
- Please shut up.
- I just got fired.
- Oh, good.
Well then, I don't have to quit for you.
It's Cheryl,
she told Wiley that I've been
abusing drugs at work.
I'm sorry, what?
I mean, how far is she gonna take this?
She could say anything.
I could lose my licence, Lionel!
I, I need you to go
and talk to her like, now!
Uh okay. Okay.
Hi
I am here to put this
insanity behind us.
I was thinking maybe the fruit could
I'm not the one you need to talk to.
Bennett, I owe you an apology.
You said some things the
other day that got me
pretty worked up,
But what I did was completely
inexcusable.
So, I mean it
from the bottom of my heart.
I am so, so sorry.
Yeah, I'll, I'll accept your apology
That's terrific.
provided that you admit some things.
Okay.
First, that you have failed
as a caregiver,
your home and family are in disarray,
and your manhood is a distant memory.
Okay. Yeah.
Yes
what you said.
No, I want you to say it.
Yes, Lionel, say it.
Okay. Jesus.
I have uh huh!
I fail as a caregiver,
and my home and my
family are in disarray.
And your manhood is
And my manhood is a distant,
distant memory.
- Okay, this is great.
- Second, that your daughter,
you try as you might to
have raised a good one,
is simply a bad apple.
A, a lost cause. A brazen hussy!
- Gaaah!
- Ohhh!
- Oh my God! Aaah! Aah!
- Oh my God! Oh my God!
- I am so sorry!
- Mom!
- I did not no, no, I didn't
- What is wrong with you?!
- It's just I didn't
- Get away from my baby!
- All right, I am sorry!
- Get out! - Go!
- Hey.
- Hey.
You look great, you ah,
you ready for this?
Dude, what is going on?
You've given me like,
- zero information.
- Uh, this is just a, you know,
it's for the executives,
a rundown of the season's slate.
I'm talking about the cover of my book.
Because if she shows the one of Alice,
I'm not going to stay quiet,
you get that, right?
- I am gonna lose my shit.
- I know, I know.
- So? Have you handled it?
- Ladies! Welcome.
- Anne, you look great.
- Thanks.
Why don't you head on in,
Kate and I will be right behind you.
Yeah.
- A moment?
- Oh, are we not uh
Care to explain this?
- I can't.
- Then allow me,
this is beloved cartoon character,
Rat Rhonda.
Sloane, I swear,
I've never seen this before.
Look, while you warned me
it wasn't yours,
you maybe could've mentioned
that you'd stolen it
from a comic strip that's
been in syndication
- for about 30 years.
- 30 years?
Needless to say,
with 20,000 copies of "Rat Girl"
already in print,
our legal team had some questions.
Oh my God!
Relax. I took full
responsibility for it.
- I don't know what to say.
- Say nothing.
We got each other's backs, remember?
Which brings me to why
we're all here today:
Dr. Anne Carlson.
The book is skewing 60% female,
high income, high education,
conservative-leaning.
And you should see this cover.
It's gonna fly off shelves.
We're gaga for it. Kate, show 'em.
Right the cover.
- No!
- Uh, Anne?
I just want you all to
know that I am not on board
- with this image, shame on you.
- Okay.
Shame on all of you.
I'm sorry, what is this?
This is the cover.
Not sure what all the fuss is about.
You look fine.
Yeah, it's a sweet image.
But this is supposed
to fly off the shelves?
There was another
cover that we explored.
It's, it's more along the
lines of what we want.
Kate, show them the other cover.
I'm not sure what the point would be.
First shipment's already in.
This is the first batch of 5,000 copies
already on their way.
5,000 copies?
That's quite a gamble, Sloane.
Well, let's see if it sells.
I mean it's your funeral.
Is it?
You think that's funny?
To fuck me like that?!
After I ate shit for you this morning?
After I gave you that cheque?!
You know what? Fine. You want it? Hmm?
Here, take it. In fact
it's time I tried on some
integrity for a change.
There you go.
I'm just, I'm just gonna
need a few of these things,
and then yeah.
Lipstick can be expensive.
Charger is great.
Fuck's sake! Are you actually gonna try
and pay your new staff in "integrity?!"
Just who do you think is
gonna keep the lights on
in your shitty little company?
Are you not firing me?
Oh, you wish you were fired,
you little fuckin' Girl Scout, no!
No, I'm gonna enjoy watching
you make this up to me.
Okay, Sloane, I,
I know what I did was shady.
But the book is gonna be fine.
And that other cover was offensive.
And not the kind of parenting book
I wanna keep on my nightstand,
I'm speaking as a Mother here.
Oh, you're speaking as a Mother?!
Well, forgive me for not
having a Mother's wisdom.
- Oh, you must feel so blessed.
- What is this, Sloane?
You know you can still have another kid.
Yeah?
You see any free space
on that calendar?!
You know, you could probably
bump some of those meetings.
I can't!
Actually you can.
What happened to your purse?
Ah! It wasn't my style.
- Here.
- Thank you!
Ohhh! Hey
That cover is so beautiful!
Oh! I cried in the bathroom
for five minutes.
Ohhh! I'm so glad you like it.
I mean, you remembered everything!
Even the Helvetica font!
Well, it was a very elegant choice.
I take it Sloane did
not know about that?
- No, she did not.
- What are you gonna do?
We are gonna celebrate that book!
Get in the car,
I wanna show you something.
- What?
- Yeah.
Fuck me!
Hmm, it smells weird.
Uh, fro-yo? No! Yeah, no.
Uh, laser tag?
Ohhhhh! Lemme see, lemme see!
Huh?
What the hell and fuck is this?
Well, you know,
I got worried when you said
you'd been spotting, so
surprise?
That's not a surprise.
They're supposed to be fun.
Well, I thought it'd be fun
to say hello to the little guy, right?
How do you know it's a little guy?
Already bleeding?
Probably a girl.
Hey, ultrasounds are supposed
to be a nice thing, Jenny.
I actually had to do work today.
No, you didn't.
- Well, don't we need to feed the meter?
- Fed it.
Well, I'm freezing. So let's go.
Ah! Here
take my jacket.
Is there uh, something wrong, Jenny?
- No.
- Hmm.
No, I just, I just thought
we were going to like,
an escape room, or something.
Well, good luck escaping this.
Hey, so
Here we are.
What?
What are we doing here?
Come on.
- Isn't she gorgeous?
- Oh, she sure is.
I can't believe my
tenants get this place
for another six months!
Seriously though,
this is borderline cruel.
What are we doing here?
- Sorry I'm late!
- We all set?
- You bet!
- What's going on?
So,
since the "SatisfyHer" didn't take
I mean I had Frankie
help me with another gift.
Frankie.
This better not be a butt plug.
As much as we're sure you're
loving that shitty apartment
Wha-no!
What? You got my house back?
We got rid of your stinkin' tenants.
It's yours.
- How?
- Oh, they were renting
for the year while they
look for their dream home,
and Coyne Realty helped
them find one sooner.
- She's yours again!
- It's yours.
Oh my God!
Thank you, thank you, thank
- Oh, this is so
- No, no, no!
- Right, no.
- They gotta move out.
Yeah, they're still living there, like,
- you don't have it quite yet.
- Right. Oh yeah!
- Let 'em box their stuff up.
- Oh yeah. Right, sure.
So the thing about Asian
babies is they're really small,
so you might not see it.
Is that true? Does the ultrasound have
a harder time reading Asian babies?
- No.
- Huh.
Actually, there's something
I need to tell you
about the pregnancy.
Oh, okay, well
what is it, Jenny?
When I told you I was pregnant,
I might have been
Might have been
And there it is.
Healthy little bean.
- What?!
- What?!
Next message.
Mr. Foster, this is Grace,
from Heart and Stroke.
Just calling to confirm we received
your generous donation.
As our way of saying thanks,
please keep your eyes
on your mailbox for a two-for
one coupon to Mulligans.
Hey, there.
Hey, surprise.
Sorry, are we making
generous charitable donations
without telling each other?
What was that?
Well, "In lieu of flowers," I
Oh! Marlene Podeski, of course.
Yes, I'm sorry her death continues to be
- an inconvenience for you.
- No, no, no, no, hey!
Please, come, sit.
This is meant to be
an I'm sorry, because I am sorry.
I have been completely unsupportive
through this process.
- Tell me about her.
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
- What do you wanna know?
Um like
were her breasts better than mine?
I mean, we were very young
when we dated.
- Nathan!
- No, yours are better.
- Okay.
- I was just kidding.
Seriously, why'd you uh,
why'd you guys break up?
Mm, she wanted kids, mainly.
Really? You were so young!
That's what I kept telling her,
but I don't know,
she didn't see it that way.
Well, for my sake, I'm glad she didn't.
Me too.
Wow, I'd like to officially
welcome all of our new
team members, we're so excited
to have you here with us.
Mm-hmm.
So, elephant in the room,
I think many of you
consider this takeover
to be a hostile one.
And I guess in some ways that's true.
I want to be clear that this is
not that kind of shop anymore.
Okay, almost there!
There are gonna be
some changes to the way
we do things around here.
Happy book launch!
I wanna double down on respect.
On kindness.
This is so nice, you guys!
Morality.
- Such a pretty cover.
- Thank you, I mean,
- you made it easy, right?
- Oh.
I have a hunch that if we do that,
it won't be lost on our clients.
That we'll attract the
right kind of business.
And it won't take long.
And this next glass is
for Miss Rhoda,
who got herself into art school!
- Holy shit!
- Really?
Is that based off of her original work?
Uh, so you read the paper.
Serves me right.
School's not gonna be
the same without you.
Mm-mm. To your little artist!
And while I will expect a lot from you,
I also respect that you have
lives outside this office.
And that it's that balance
that is how I get the best
version of each of you.
- Just stop!
- I, I just want one.
- I just want one!
- There's only so many!
Dude!
Oh!
Hey, I've been waiting for an update.
Guess what? Kate and Nathan
surprised me with a party
- for the book.
- Uh, Anne?
Yeah?
I might have to stay in Cochrane
just a little bit longer.
What? Why?
I may have hit Bennett again.
Excuse me?
Cheryl is pressing charges.
So I can't come home.
It's funny, for a while I thought
we needed to be like sharks.
But now, I, I feel like we need
to aim to be more like whales,
you know?
Like, they don't have to prove anything.
They're gentle but strong,
and whole oceans respect 'em.
I've seen 'em just open their,
their mouths, you know,
like in documentaries,
and food just swims right in.
But, yeah, look,
what I'm trying to say is
that my priority right
now is fostering the right
kind of environment.
The right kind of people.
Hi, can I help you?
I um, I let, I let myself in.
- Sorry.
- Oh. Uh it's okay,
it's just that it's a private party,
uh wait, didn't I buy
chocolates from you?
Yeah.
Nathan Foster lives here, right?
Oh, do you do you know Nathan?
And while it's a strange time for sure,
I want you to know
that I've never felt more confident
that my door is always open,
and that I am ready for anything.
I think he's my Dad.