Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir (2015) s06e03 Episode Script

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- [whirrs]
- [chimes]
So, this means that you have
a daddy and a mommy too?
Yes, and they're your grandpa
and grandma.
- Where are they?
- Far away.
Where is "Faraway"?
Can we go there?
You know, Adrien,
being a daddy or a mommy
means loving your children more
than anything in the world,
and there are things
that my daddy and my mommy
love more than me,
things that sometimes make them
not so good.
That's why we never see them.
Does that mean
that Daddy doesn't love me?
Why would you say that?
Because we never see Daddy.
He's never here.
No, no,
it's just that Daddy travels a lot.
He goes around the world
with Nathalie looking for
important things.
One day, they'll find them,
and I'll get better,
then we'll all stay home together.
- [whimpers]
- [emotional music playing]
[Marinette]
In the daytime, I'm Marinette.
Just a normal girl with a normal life.
But there's something about me
that no one knows yet.
Because I've got a secret.
- [theme song playing]
- Miraculous, simply the best ♪
Up to the test when things go wrong ♪
Miraculous, the luckiest ♪
The power of love always so strong ♪
Miraculous ♪
Miraculous ♪
- [latch clicks]
- [door creaks]
[Nathalie] Everything all right, Adrien?
[Adrien whimpers]
[Nathalie gasps]
[emotional music playing]
I'm sorry, Nathalie.
Lunch is ready.
[cell phone ringing]
- [ominous music playing]
- [Nathalie gasps]
[cell phone ringing in distance]
- [beeps]
- [Nathalie] Yes?
Yes, sir.
Yes.
Goodbye.
[Adrien] Everything all right, Nathalie?
[Nathalie] Your grandparents want
to see you.
[grunts] Buon appetito!
Mmm! That's how braciola is done!
I, for one,
feel like something is missing.
- When do we get to meet him?
- But Dad,
you already know him,
you've seen him hundreds of times already.
Ah! The young model,
handsome as a princess.
Yes, he is very,
very, very handsome,
but he's more than that,
and not a model anymore, you know?
Well, no, we don't know,
since you haven't officially
introduced him
as your boyfriend to us,
so I was thinking you could
invite him over
for lunch on Sunday!
[all chanting] Invite him,
invite him, invite him!
Really, all of you,
it's her first time
being in a relationship.
Let her do things
at her own pace.
You can invite him
if you want to, sweetheart.
No! It's too soon.
It's not like I've already
thought about a wedding
and three kids
and two hamsters named
Invite him! Invite him!
- Then okay!
- [beeps]
- [door unlatches]
- [phone ringing]
- [sighs] Marinette.
- Hello, Adrien.
Are you free for lunch
on Sunday?
I No, I
already have something planned.
Oh, is it something important?
I'm meeting my grandparents.
Wow! That's amazing!
What?
I'm not sure.
I don't know them.
- I never even met them before.
- Seriously?
My mom's parents.
She didn't want us to see them.
Huh? But why not?
She said they were mean.
As for my father,
he never even told me
about his parents.
- Wow.
- And now,
all of a sudden
they're determined to see me.
I don't know what to do.
You know how much I'd love
to spend Sunday with you.
Me too
But you know what?
Since you can't come
to my place, I'll come to yours!
I'm an expert at grandparents.
I'm sure they're not that bad,
and if they really are mean,
then I'll protect you
because you're family.
Well, not yet.
Uh, I mean
Almost?
[grumbles] What do you say?
If that's possible,
I think I'd like you
to be there with me, yes.
Of course, it's possible!
You'll see. Gimme Nathalie.
[Nathalie] I'm really not sure
this is a good idea.
Lord Graham was very specific
about the lunch
being a family-only reunion.
Only the wait staff
will be allowed inside the dining room.
Hence the uniform!
The shellfish cracker
goes to the right of the fish fork.
Oops!
[laughs nervously]
Lord Graham is a stickler
for principles, Marinette.
You'll have to be very discreet.
I've done this plenty of times
helping my parents
when they've catered events.
- I'll be invisible.
- I'm counting on the two of you
to let me know how it went.
- Huh?
- What do you mean?
You you're not having lunch
with us?
I'm not part of the family.
What? Does Lord Graham know
that you're practically
Adrien's mom now?
I could never replace
Adrien's mother.
[sad music playing]
These are your grandparents
on your mother's side,
Emil and Milly Graham
de Vanily.
It's an honor to have you.
You're not having us.
May I remind you
that this estate
used to be our pied-à-terre
in Paris
before we allowed
our daughter
and her dressmaker husband
to live here.
Now, at least they produced
a half-decent-looking child.
[fuming]
Grandfather, grandmother.
Lord Graham, please.
- [engine revving]
- [Emil startled]
And arriving now
are your grandparents
on your father's side,
Johnny and Gabrielle Grassette.
[smooches]
[thick French accent] Thanks for
the invite, your international highnesses!
- [Milly] Hello!
- Hmm?
I am Lord Emil Graham
de Vanily,
Duke of Westchestermunster,
and this is Lady Milly, my wife.
[thick French accent] I am Johnny
and this is Gabrielle.
We're not married,
but like a convict of love,
I am chained to her forever.
Oh! Jumpin' jagged!
Adrien, I've been waiting
for this day for so long.
[gasps] You're even more darling
in person.
[sniffing]
What is this intriguing scent?
[sniffing] It's vile!
It is my ballotines!
Delish, no?
- [groans]
- I made them myself.
- [sniffs]
- I gotta heat these puppies up!
Where is your cuisine?
Save yourself the trouble,
ma petite.
Just show me the way!
Enough time wasted
with preposterous ceremonials.
Our lunch is waiting!
[sniffing]
[Plagg moaning]
[groans]
[squeaking]
[Gabrielle] Ooh, là, là!
Fancy schmancy!
Voilà! They're in the oven!
[Johnny laughs]
- [chimes]
- [laughs nervously]
[Emil clears throat]
Dear relatives,
not by choice, I should say,
thank you for agreeing
to this lunch,
which will undoubtedly
prove to be decisive
in regard
to the future of our families.
The question that brings us
together at this table here
Sorry! I forgot something.
By all means.
- Thank you!
- [breathes nervously]
- [whispers] Plagg! Plagg!
- [Marinette] Adrien!
[grunts] Marinette!
I know this must be hard, but
everything's gonna be okay.
You're right, it'll be okay.
[Emil] As I was saying, the
question that brings us together today
is who will have custody
of Adrien now that he's all alone?
But Adrien isn't alone.
- [Adrien gasps]
- [mumbling]
[British accent]
Mr. Adrien is not alone
in having some appetizers,
I suppose!
If I may, Lord Graham,
I live with Nathalie.
She's an employee, not family.
[Emil, muffled] She has no
legal right to care for you, unlike us,
your mother's parents.
Emil dearest,
Nathalie
has known Adrien for so long
that she's practically part
of the family now.
Milly, I'm talking!
Keep your useless remarks
to yourself!
As shown on this crest
bearing the coat of arms of our family,
the Graham de Vanily's
have always been astride
the Kingdom of England
and the lamented Kingdom of France.
Oh, that's funny!
The doggy is sweeping the floor!
And what is
this little poem saying?
It's a wolf, and the poem
is our family motto,
but it matters not.
This dual nationality
is symbolized in this twin ring
passed from generation to generation
to the eldest chil--
[sniffing]
Is something burning?
Oh!
[Gabrielle]
Oh, that's my Johnny!
Always playing with the fire!
Mr. Adrien, could you come
with me to the kitchen to check?
Thank you very much.
Nathalie, there's no way!
Adrien can't go
and live there with that Lord!
Marinette, that Lord is his grandfather,
and I have no right--
There must be something
that can be done!
[sighs]
What do you think about this?
I don't want to leave Paris,
Marinette.
I don't want to leave you
or Nathalie,
but they're my family.
Coal.
A northern specialty, isn't it?
So then, you eat it?
Bah, that's not coal,
that's my ballotines!
[shouts]
Oops.
- Let me handle this.
- Marinette, no!
Oh, Milly! Are you actually
going to taste this horror?
It looks like there's still
something edible inside.
Very well, then, poison yourself
if you want to,
but I'd better not hear a peep
out of you.
Getting back to the matter
at hand.
Adrien.
Hand me the Graham's twin ring.
[gasps]
[daunting music playing]
[Milly] Oh, my!
It's incredible!
I don't believe this! Silence!
What is it filled with?
- Maroilles.
- It's a fromage.
- [exclaims]
- What is it? You're not allergic, I hope.
Gabrielle, start the bike!
We're taking her
to the hospital.
No, no, it's all right.
This is just so, so delicious.
Milly, be a dear
and suffer in silence
as you're used to doing so well.
As I was saying,
it's time Adrien and the twin ring
came back to
[alarm blares]
- [gasps]
- Adrien!
Where is the twin ring?
I I gave it to you,
Lord Graham.
- You
- What, "you"?
You're not eating
your ballotines, Emil?
- Give me back the ring!
- Oh, I see.
So, now you're calling me
a thief,
- huh?
- Hold on!
Let's not get carried away!
[whispers]
It has to be here somewhere.
[Adrien gasps]
I I'll look for it too!
The twin ring! Not here
- Not here either.
- [Emil] No one leaves
until the twin ring
is recovered,
and in the meantime,
you are going
to sign this contract
that will, one,
give me full custody of Adrien,
and, two, assure me
you will never try to see him again.
- [gasps]
- [Gabrielle] That's monstrous!
Why would you want to keep us
from seeing
[Gabrielle continues indistinctly]
- that we only just met!
- Listen up, Milord!
If Adrien should go
with someone,
that someone is gonna be us
and definitely not
a mean monsieur like yourself!
Emil, what do we care
about this ring and all these
antiquated customs, really?
Milly, for pity's sake,
stay in your place!
Why do you scream all the time?
You're not eating
your ballotines, Emil?
Sorry, I'm such a klutz!
[Emil] I understand clearly.
How much do you want?
[Johnny] You can keep your money!
We didn't want it 16 years ago
and we don't want it
today either!
[Emil] Stop this charade already.
You just want to raise the bid!
Name your price now
and be done with it.
I'm not charading!
You're charading!
You think I don't know what
you've been up to this whole time?
Come on, be honest,
tell us why you want so badly
that we should sign
the contract!
Woof! Woof!
It's always about
who can growl the loudest!
Don't pretend like you don't realize
how shameful it would be
if people knew Adrien's other grandparents
were were
Were what? Come on, say it!
Were the owners
of a fried-food establishment!
So what? What's the problem?
The Grassette's
have been in the French fry
for more generations
than the Graham's
have had a broomstick
on their crest!
My ancestors served cornets
of fries
with Bicky sauce
to Parmentier himself!
Woof! Woof!
Who cares about any of that?
Oh, and you, stop busting
everyone's ballotines!
It's absolutely revolting!
Emil! Stop barking at me!
Huh?
- Ooh! Lucky me!
- Give me that!
- That belongs to the kiddo, not you!
- Hands off!
- [Milly gasps]
- [men grunting]
[laughter]
[Marinette gasps]
[giggles] Mine!
[grunts]
[Emil] Milly, get back here this instant!
Milly! Milly!
Plagg, get a hold of yourself!
I can't!
Maroilles is too delicious!
Milly, stop trying
to be the center of attention
- and come out of there at once!
- No!
I'm tired of two-bit, aristocratic,
patriarchal dictators!
I have the ring, I'm the queen!
- No one tells me what to do!
- [whirrs]
[gasps]
The key! Do you have the key?
- The key.
- Hmm!
[gasps]
[Chrysalis]
Hello, forgive my intrusion.
You've had enough
of people fighting
and making decisions
for other people, haven't you?
I know what would be fitting
for you
to finally be in charge.
I can give you this power.
Only if you agree, of course.
[tense music playing]
[grunts and screams]
[Emil] Milly?
No, I'm Ringmaster,
the Lady of the Rings!
So, you wanted to fight?
Well then, fight like wolves!
[whirrs]
- [grunts]
- [groans]
[Johnny growling]
- What's happening?
- Adrien, don't stay here!
On the contrary, stay!
Since this fight is for you!
- [Adrien whimpers]
- [suspenseful music playing]
- [gasps]
- Marinette!
Get somewhere safe!
- [Ringmaster chuckles]
- [whirrs]
[grunting]
[masonry crumbling]
Nathalie,
take care of Gabrielle!
- I'll go get help.
- Mm!
Are grandparents always
this complicated, Marinette?
They can be,
but we'll fix this!
Tikki, spots on!
[exclaims]
[daunting music playing]
[magic energy trills]
Welcome to the main event!
In this corner,
Johnny "The Fry" Grassette,
the Wonder from the North.
And in this corner,
Emil "The Duke" Graham,
the Terror from Albion!
May the best "weregrandpa"
take Adrien away.
- [dings]
- Fight!
[howling]
- I don't want to fight!
- Neither do I!
You have a strange way
of showing it.
Not my doing! It's my body.
- I've lost control of it!
- [Johnny] So have I!
At last, Adrien is about to find out
which of his grandpas
is the strongest,
since that's all that counts apparently.
Unless you end up
destroying each other,
which would finally allow him
to decide his own life.
[Plagg] Just transform
and use your power
to destroy the whole thing.
But then everyone would know
that I'm Cat Noir.
In that case, relax
and enjoy a ballotin with me.
[Emil] Oh, dear,
my deepest apologies!
[Johnny]
Yes, I'm sorry too!
Oh, you seemed
more combative earlier!
- [grunts]
- Huh?
Ah! My bad,
it wasn't on purpose!
[screams]
[tense music playing]
- Apologies!
- [reeling]
[both yelp]
Don't worry, everything will be
back to normal soon!
Ah! Ladybug!
[both] Save us!
Oh, no, you don't!
No trespassers in the ring!
- [chimes]
- [Ladybug] Hmm
[grunts]
Ha!
M'lady's gonna get us out
of here, Plagg.
[with mouth full] Of course,
like she always does.
But won't she find it weird
that Cat Noir doesn't show up?
Plagg, claws out!
[over transmission] M'lady, I just saw
a platform appear in the sky.
- I'm on my way, but
- Violence is never a solution!
Why don't you give me
whatever's been akumatized
and we can have a nice and calm
chat about it all together.
[Ringmaster] Chat about it?
All together?
You think these two are
really interested in chatting?
The only thing they like
is fighting and being right.
They're exactly the same!
Hey, you can't just lump
this guy and me together!
Hey, yourself!
It's not my fault
my wife lost her head
over your so-called food!
See? They're just
proving me right, Ladybug.
[beeping]
"Blah-blah-blah, I'm on my way
but I'll be a bit late"?
Ugh! Cat Noir!
[breathing heavily] Huh?
[Chrysalis] Ladybug doesn't even realize
that they're the villains, not you.
Get rid of her
and seize her Miraculous!
Defeat Ladybug!
[both exclaim]
- Lucky Charm!
- Désolé, Ladybug!
Forgive me, Ms. Superhero!
[Ringmaster] Having fun
with your friends, Ladybug?
Renounce the power
that was given to you!
I'm begging you!
- Never!
- [whirrs]
Ah! [grunts]
Have it your way.
You're barking up
the wrong tree, Ladybug.
[reeling]
[tense music builds]
[Ladybug] Do you know
what the strongest thing in the world is?
Family ties!
[both yell]
No! No!
Stop, you imbeciles!
[Ladybug grunts]
[Ladybug] Come on,
hug each other and make up!
[all three shout
into the distance]
[tense music playing]
[grunts]
No more evil-doing for you,
Ultrakuma.
Time to de-evilize!
Gotcha!
Bye bye, little butterfly.
Miraculous Ladybug!
[triumphant music playing]
[Adrien gasps]
Phew!
[touching music playing]
I think I ate
too many ballotines! [chuckles]
[intriguing music playing]
I hope this magical charm
will help you make
the right decisions.
I've gotta go.
Bug out.
[Milly]
Bye bye, Ladybug!
Where's Marinette?
Marinette!
Marinette?
Spots off!
[Adrien] Marinette?
- Marinette?
- Adrien!
Marinette!
[both] I was so worried
about you.
This ring belongs to Adrien.
He should decide his own future.
[Adrien] Thank you.
But I don't know what I want.
[touching music playing]
[whimpers, sighs]
[gasps]
I'm still just a teenager,
Nathalie,
and I'm only
Adrien's girlfriend.
I can't decide for him,
or stop his grandparents
from fighting for his custody,
but you are an adult,
and more importantly,
you're the one who's been taking
care of him
since his parents disappeared.
If there's one thing
I know for sure,
it's that, to Adrien,
you're like a mother now.
Adrien is not my son.
I have no rights.
Like Jagged once said,
you're the one who loves him,
so you're his mom.
Did he really say that?
If he didn't, then he should.
Is this really what you want?
[whimpers]
My life is here in Paris,
with Marinette, my friends,
- and you.
- [Nathalie sighs]
[Placide whimpers]
I'll come visit you
for the holidays.
We'll get
to know each other better,
if you'd like that, of course.
Of course, we'd love that!
- Well
- You're more in need
of a mother than of a crest.
We'll be delighted to welcome
you any time you want.
You two are welcome to visit us
any time if you want too.
Will there be more
of your delicious ballotines?
There will even be fries,
the Grassette specialty!
Then we gladly accept
your invitation.
Honestly, Milly.
Emil, stop it!
Just admit it already,
you love French fries!
Do you really?
[laughs nervously]
[ominous theme playing]
[gasps]
Father, did you find
the medicine for Mom?
[Gabriel] No.
[Adrien]
Are you gonna leave again?
[Nathalie] Hm?
Once your mother is healed,
your father will stay here
with both of you.
Forever.
[touching music playing]
[Nathalie sighs]
[theme music playing]