Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir (2015) s06e10 Episode Script

1
[uplifting music]
Hm?
[heavy breathing]
[gleeful laugh]
[magical flourish]
[panting]
That's a new record,
buddy. Well done!
Let me check your blood pressure
before you go, little fish.
- Hello, little mermaid!
- Hello, Minh Cuong.
- Hello, Vadim.
- [Vadim] Mm.
Take good care
of our baby, will you?
Mm-hmm.
[Vadim scoffs]
[sniffing]
Why do I smell banana?
It's my flavored lip balm.
I picked it because I know
how much you love bananas!
[deep breaths]
[gasps]
[whimpering]
I've got your nose!
If you want it back,
you'll have to catch me first!
- [Kim laughing]
- [sighs] You'd better run fast!
- [lively music]
- [both laughing]
Hm! How about those two?
- Yeah, totally!
- Mm. Let's do this!
[theme music playing]
[Marinette] In the daytime,
I'm Marinette.
Just a normal girl
with a normal life.
But there's something about me
that no one knows yet.
Because I've got a secret!
Miraculous,
simply the best ♪
Up to the test
When things go wrong ♪
Miraculous, the luckiest ♪
The power of love
Always so strong ♪
Miraculous ♪
Miraculous ♪
- [phone keys clacking]
- [gentle music]
Don't tell me you're chatting
with Nino again?
You're seeing each other
in less than an hour!
I know, but he told me
what he had for breakfast.
And now, he's saying that
he's about to brush his teeth
and go to the bathroom
before he takes off.
Whoa. You two really
tell each other everything.
Of course. Nino's my boyfriend
and my best friend.
We keep zero secrets
from each other.
Mm
I mean, almost zero secrets.
You've gotta keep
a little mystery, right?
[sighs]
Girls, do you tell your boyfriends or
girlfriends everything, too?
I tell Ivan everything,
though he's
a little more reserved.
Like, I don't know
a lot about his family.
But it'll come.
I know my teddy bear.
What about you girls?
Uh, I feel like we just
really understand each other.
- Me too! [gasps]
- [Kagami] You're lucky!
My boyfriend's
on the other side of the sea,
which makes
communication challenging.
- How do you do it, then?
- Uh
[sensual flourish]
Video calls. What about
you and Kim? How are things?
Well, we, um, laugh a lot.
- Awesome! It's so nice--
- [Ondine] Actually
- [girls] Hm?
- I'm kind of worried about something.
Truth is,
we still haven't kissed.
[girls] For real?
And it's not
just about kissing.
He's never held my hand
or told me that he loved me
Sometimes, I wonder
if we're even together.
You know, some couples struggle
with that kind of stuff.
Things were like that for
a while between me and Adrien.
Does Kim know
that you want to kiss?
Maybe you need to ask him.
That's not romantic at all!
In fairytales, the princess doesn't
have to tell the prince
that she wants him
to kiss her.
But fairytales
are just stories.
Don't freak out
too much about it.
If he's the right dude,
it'll happen when the time is right.
[whimpers]
You're right, Alya.
Things happen when the time
is right. And if it doesn't,
then your BFFs
can get involved!
It's simple. We'll help Ondine
create the perfect moment
for the first kiss.
In my case, for example,
Adrien was about to leave
for London forever,
so I grabbed my scooter
and rushed to the airport,
where I stopped him
just before takeoff.
Right then and there,
we kissed for the first time.
You could do the same thing!
It won't work for me anyway.
I'm not planning on leaving.
- [whimsical music]
- And we don't have a plane.
And I don't think
Kim owns a scooter.
Fine, it might not
be the best of plans.
Has one of you had
a more simple first kiss?
Ivan wrote a poem for me.
It was super romantic.
Perfect! That's a great idea!
You could write him a poem!
What do you think, Ondine?
Uh It's a great idea!
- [sinister music]
- Thanks for your help, girls!
[Ondine] Thanks
for your help, girls.
- [scoffs]
- So,
who's gonna
break them up first?
- [all] Rock paper scissors.
- [Ray chuckles] Rock.
Ha! I go first.
[girl 1]
I really loved your solo.
- You must have worked so hard on it.
- [girl 2] Could we go again?
[triangle chimes]
Whoa! Those are so cool!
You can have them if you want.
For real? Awesome!
- Thanks. [gasps]
- [Ray] But in exchange,
you have to stop
talking to girls.
Really? Why?
You don't need to know.
Oh, okay.
That's too funny. [chuckles]
- [impressed sigh]
- [evil sigh]
Hm?
[whimsical music]
- [Kim huffs]
- [Ondine] Your new shoes are
um, very unique.
- Yeah! [gulps]
- Mm?
[muffled groan]
[chuckles]
- I want to read you something!
- [muffled groan]
- [sighs]
- [magical music]
"Once upon a time,
a sleeping siren
"dreamt of meeting
her true love,
"a kind and gentle boy,
not a tyrant,
"who would love her
beyond and above.
"The siren feared
she'd never meet him,
"for she thought
she wasn't pretty enough.
"She was tall, too tall,
with broad limbs,
"and spots on her face
that made it look rough."
[muffled grunt]
He's making a strange face,
don't you think?
I guess it must be
all the emotions.
"Even in the worst of times,
they would have fun.
"The siren had found her merman.
What a bliss."
This is going to work.
I'm sure of it.
"And when her prince finally
graces her with a kiss,
"she will be the happiest
princess in the ocean."
[laughing]
- That's such a funny story!
- Huh?
Wait. Is he making fun of her?
That's so rude!
[wicked laugh]
It's not a story, it's a poem.
And it's meant to be romantic,
not funny!
It's hilarious, though.
There are even words
that sound the same, and [gasps]
Oh no, dang!
I just lost my flippers.
Aw man
[whimpers, cries]
[Kim] I lost the challenge!
But it's impossible not to talk to Ondine.
She's really funny.
[grunts]
[sheep bleats]
- [Loic growls]
- If I can't do this,
you two don't stand a chance.
[scoffs] We'll see about that.
- [somber music]
- Did you see him laughing?
That wasn't very nice.
Especially considering
how beautiful your poem was.
The truth is that he doesn't
love me, plain and simple!
That's why he won't kiss me.
That's not true.
We just have to find the right scenario
for you and Kim!
We'll try something else.
In Japan,
we use biscuit sticks.
It's the sweethearts' cookie.
You're supposed to share it.
You bite opposite ends
of the same stick
and nibble
until your lips touch.
Okay, let's give it a try!
[lively music]
Hi, Loic.
Your girlfriend.
- Ondine?
- [Loic] Right.
Don't touch her anymore.
Don't talk to her anymore.
Don't even
look at her anymore.
Huh? Why?
Because I'm telling you!
And when I tell you
to do something, you just do it.
Okay. But then,
what do I do when I'm with her?
You're no longer with her.
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're not!
Yes, I am!
[hysteric]
I'm telling you you're not!
And I'm telling you I am!
He's just too good.
It's your plan that was bad.
[upbeat flourish]
- [upbeat music]
- [humming]
[dryer blowing loudly]
Mm? Hmm.
[chuckles]
[gasps] Delicious!
Another one?
[gulps] And another?
[gasps] Ondine?
What are you doing here?
[click]
[romantic piano music]
Oh! Did you find some too?
They're so yummy.
[chuckles, soft moaning]
[gasps] Oh.
Ah
- [gulps, chuckles]
- What are you doing?
Well, you didn't look like you were
going to finish it, so I ate it.
You never get anything right!
Why won't you kiss me?
[gulps] But What for?
[whimpers] I love you, Kim.
But sometimes, I can't help
but wonder why!
[Kim sighs]
[boinking]
[Ondine sobbing]
- [sinister music]
- You're so right, you know?
What do you mean, I'm right?
Not to kiss her.
It's disgusting.
Did you know that kissing
increases your heart rate
and that the exchange
of saliva can transfer
hundreds of different
bacteria strains?
Really?
But the real problem is
when the girl is a swimmer.
Then it becomes
seriously dangerous.
[whispers] You can turn
into a toad!
Huh? No way. That only
happens in fairytales!
In every fairytale,
there is an element of truth, you know!
Take her, for example.
[Kim] Ondine?
All of her swimming
causes the presence
of specific bacteria
in her mouth.
And if you kiss her
and catch her bacteria,
warts will grow on your back.
Like with toads!
And on top of that,
if the girl is taller than you,
then, you must never kiss her.
Both your lives
would be at stake!
It would cause
an anaphylactic shock!
- What?
- Swelling! Choking! Boom!
On the floor! Both of you!
That sounds horrible!
Absolute horror, indeed.
[Ondine] I give up.
He's not into it.
I'm not gonna force him.
You're right. It's probably best
to throw in the towel.
Maybe he's not worthy
of your feelings.
[sighs] No towels
will be thrown in!
We just haven't figured out
the right approach
to make him understand yet,
but I'm sure we can rise
to the challenge.
[gasps]
Of course! A challenge!
Great idea, Marinette.
Thank you!
- [Marinette grunts]
- [girls] Huh?
- [Ondine panting]
- [exhilarating music]
- [dizzying flourish]
- Uh, what was my idea exactly?
[Ondine shouts] Come on!
Arm wrestling!
Loser has to do a dare!
What? Now?
So? You're not up for it?
Of course, I'm up for it!
- [heaves, shouts]
- [grunts, groans]
Now, for the dare.
[Ondine] You must
give me a kiss! [scoffs]
[gasps]
[girls panting]
[soft moaning]
Couldn't we just do
best of three?
[gasps] Huh?
Don't you love me?
Is this why you won't kiss me?
You can tell me, you know.
No! It's just because
that it's disgusting.
Because of all
the swimming bacteria.
I'm sorry, but I don't want
to turn into a toad!
What are you talking about?
Your bacteria causes warts!
If that's a joke
because you don't feel ready,
it's really not funny.
Of course, it's not funny!
It's horrible!
[Ondine] I'm warning you.
If you don't stop this nonsense
right now and kiss me
I can't. Besides,
you're taller than me.
I really can't kiss you.
It's a matter of life or death!
[hysterical]
You're despicable!
- [Ondine sobs]
- [gasps]
[Ondine sobbing]
Those are horrible things
to say to her!
Yeah, I don't know
what's gotten into him.
- [somber music]
- [Ondine sobbing]
[fluttering]
- [magical flourish]
- [gasps]
[male hologram] Hello.
Forgive my intrusion,
but I heard your heart
breaking so loudly
that I thought
you might need a good fairy
to help you finally live out
your miraculous fairytale
[female hologram]
This would require you finding
the right Prince Charming.
But all the toads
in the kingdom
are likely to come knocking
on your heart's door.
[male hologram] So,
would you like me to help you
make sure that only
the most valiant prince
is worthy of your first kiss?
Yes, I would!
[female hologram] Very well.
And what should I call you?
[Ondine] Sleeping Syren!
[dramatic music]
I'll go get Ondine.
- [exhilarating music]
- [gasps]
[Marinette shrieks]
[gasps]
- [both panting]
- [woman screams]
Can you go with them?
I'll see what's happening.
[heavy breathing]
Don't panic, friends,
Let's get to the roof.
This way.
[panting]
[water roaring]
[music intensifies]
[heavy breathing]
[panting, heaves]
[Tikki] Do you think
Ondine got akumatized?
It's possible. She looked
so sad because of Kim.
I made a huge mistake entrusting
the Miraculous of the Monkey
to someone like him.
I'll be taking it back, but first
Tikki, spots on!
- [exhilarating music]
- [heaving]
[upbeat flourish]
- [mysterious music]
- [water burbling]
[soft murmuring]
[male voice from the abyss]
The Sleeping Syren
has had her heart broken.
She fell asleep from sorrow.
Who will dare to dive
into the ocean of her tears
and wake her up with a kiss?
- [swooshing]
- [grunts]
Ladybug! Cat Noir!
- Watch out! It's a trap!
- [heaves]
[huffs] Ah!
[sinister music]
[heaving]
[Max] Kim!
What are you doing?
[Kim] I have to go warn them
not to kiss Ondine!
- [exhilarating music]
- [grunts]
[water knight] Dive!
Show courage!
For the happiness
of the Syren!
[stammers] I left
my flippers at home!
Those who refuse to go
- will be turned into toads.
- [gaps]
- [croaks]
- [shrieks]
[gasps, shouts]
[shrieks, croaks]
[croaks]
[croaking]
Why don't you just transform
into King Monkey
and go help Ladybug and Cat Noir?
When someone's
been akumatized,
I've gotta wait
for Ladybug to call me!
You're not sure which
swimsuit to wear, Milady?
No, I'm good.
I've made my choice.
We're gonna
need reinforcements.
[heaves]
- [heaving]
- [gasps]
[heaving]
While you
get people to safety,
Cat Noir and I will take care
of the akumatized villain.
Ryuko, you're coming with us.
We're gonna need
your water power.
Minotaurox is missing.
Do you think he's been
turned into a toad?
Don't worry. If he has,
we'll see him again
once we've
de-akumatized the siren.
What about King Monkey?
We don't need him.
Let's go!
- [Max] Voyage!
- [heaving]
Water dragon!
[invigorating music]
[magical flourish]
Power up!
- [magical flourish]
- [grunts]
- [exhilarating music]
- [beep]
[sizzling]
[gulps] Power up!
- [sizzling flourish]
- [grunts]
- [suspenseful music]
- [heaves]
Why did Ladybug call on
everyone but me?
- [Xuppu] Hm?
- Never mind. I have to warn them
about the dangerous
kiss, Xuppu!
To protect them
and to protect Ondine.
[heaves]
[nervous gasp]
- [water knight growls]
- [Ambiente shrieks]
- [water knight growls]
- [both shriek]
[heaves] Shelter!
[panting]
[heaves]
[nervous stammering]
[sinister music]
[water knight] Halt! Only a knight
who can defeat us
will be worthy
of waking the Syren.
You're up, Ryuko!
- [heaves]
- [gulps]
[grunting, groaning]
[shouting, heaving]
[shouting]
[shouting, heaving]
[all gasping]
[Kim gurgling]
- [magical flourish]
- [shrieks]
[both gasp]
[Adrien] Looks like
our plan just sunk!
I'll deal with this.
Just give me a minute!
[Adrien] C'mon!
Go with the flow!
[Marinette] Tikki,
Longg, unify.
[invigorating music]
[heaves]
[electric flourish]
[exhilarating music]
- [water knight moans]
- [Kim grunts, groans]
- Are you out of your mind
- Huh?
putting yourself
in danger like that?
- Ondine's the one in danger!
- What?
If she gets kissed, it'll cause an
inny- galactic shock,
and everyone will get sick.
What on earth
are you talking about?
It's science. Because Ondine
is too tall and she's a swimmer,
you can't kiss her.
Nelson explained it to me.
And since you didn't call on me,
I couldn't tell you.
That's why I had to dive in.
[sighs] You need to stop
being so gullible, Kim.
- Gullible?
- Yes, gullible, naive.
Someone who
believes everything he's told
without thinking for a second.
Hold on. That's not true?
But then That means I said
horrible things to Ondine!
She'll never love me again!
She will if you explain
everything and apologize.
And tell her
how you feel about her.
Okay
Ha.
Maybe your power can help us.
You can transform.
- [sighs]
- Mm-mm.
- Xuppu. Showtime!
- [magical flourish]
- [Xuppu cheers]
- [exhilarating music]
[magical flourishes]
[Kim grunts]
- [Kim] Uproar!
- [magical flourish]
[laughs, gasps]
- [exhilarating music]
- [grunts]
[magical flourish]
Perfect. Wind dragon!
[exhilarating music]
[Marinette heaves]
[bubbling, whooshing]
[grunting, groaning, heaving]
- [Adrien sighs]
- Uproar! [heaves]
- [water knight shouts]
- [gasps]
- [whooshing]
- [soft grunt]
- [Adrien] Cataclysm! [grunts]
- [all panting]
[soft gasping]
[gasps, chuckles]
- [Kim chuckles, grunts]
- [bubbling]
[water dragon] Only a knight
who can defeat me
will be worthy
of waking the Syren.
Hey, am I the only one
getting tired
of these watered down
fairytales?
[growls]
[Kim shouts]
[Marinette] Don't worry,
Kittycat,
King Monkey
will liven things up!
- [Marinette heaves]
- Uproar!
[magical flourish]
- [water dragon roars]
- [shouts]
[exhilarating music]
- [water dragon growls]
- [Kim strains]
- [Kim gasps, shouts]
- [water dragon growls]
- [water dragon growls]
- [Adrien heaves]
We're gonna need
your magic wand, Milady.
- [Marinette] Lucky Charm!
- [magical flourish]
- [grunts, shouts]
- [water dragon growls]
- [gasps]
- [soft growl]
Perfect! Cement!
Uh Are you planning
on building a wall, Bugaboo?
[Marinette] Y'know what happens
when you mix cement with water?
Lend me a paw, Kittycat!
- [water dragon growls]
- [Adrien heaves]
[Adrien shouts]
[water dragon grunts]
Wind dragon!
- [empowering music]
- [whooshing]
[growls]
[creaking]
[Marinette] Now we just need
to de-akumatize the Syren.
[reflective music]
Mm Is someone supposed to kiss her,
like in fairytales?
You don't kiss someone
without their permission.
We'll just break
the akumatized item!
If we can find it.
[huffs, sniffing]
Do I smell banana?
- [sniffing]
- [Adrien] Huh?
[Kim grunts]
- Well spotted, King Monkey!
- [Kim] Mm
- [snap]
- [Marinette grunts]
No akuma.
- [Adrien gasps]
- [Kim huffs, sniffing]
[somber music]
- Uproar.
- [magical flourish]
[Adrien sighs]
[soft groans]
[magical flourish]
- Cataclysm!
- [Kim gasps]
[optimistic music]
[Marinette] No more evil-doing
for you, Ultrakuma!
[invigorating music]
Time to de-evilize!
- [whoosh]
- Gotcha!
- [whirring]
- Bye-bye, little butterfly!
- Miraculous Dragon Bug!
- [magical flourish]
- [magical flourish]
- [gasping]
[Ondine moaning]
What happened?
While you were akumatized,
a boy named Kim took huge risks
to come and save you.
[gasps] Really?
[soft chuckle]
[magical flourish]
[Marinette] This Magical Charm
will help you remember that,
when in doubt,
it's best to try talking it out
before taking action.
Mm-hmm.
[heaving]
[all shout] Pound it!
[Lila]
I refuse to admit defeat.
I'll get it right next time.
[gentle music]
[Diane] Maybe I should
carry a swimsuit
everywhere I go from now on.
You never know with the weather.
[indistinct chatter]
[Kim] I'm sorry I hurt
your feelings, Ondine.
I shouldn't have believed Nelson
without checking the facts.
I apologize.
[Ondine] I'm sorry I made
such a fuss about a kiss.
I guess I just wanted to feel
like you really care about me.
I care about you! A lot.
Forget about fairytales!
If you don't
want to kiss me now,
you can take
all the time you need.
Okay Mm But how long?
A minute. A month. A year.
However you want.
Or never. As long
as we love one another.
[huffs] Hmm
Okay, then. One,
- two, three!
- [gasps]
[shrieks]
- [both gasp]
- Hey, that was kinda nice!
[gasps]
- [kissing]
- [sighs, giggling]
- [bright music]
- I learned a new game today.
You did? What is it?
- [gasps]
- Want one?
- [gasps] Yes, thank you. Uh
- [giggles]
- [moans]
- [chuckles]
[nibbling]
- [soft moans]
- [magical music]
[sinister music]
[Loic grunts]
Relax. There are still
plenty of couples to wreck.
- And next time, we'll--
- [Fury] There will be
- no next time.
- [gasps in fear]
[heaves, sighs]
[theme music playing]