The Rookie (2018) s07e17 Episode Script
Mutiny And The Bounty
1
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
When I woke up
in the morning ♪
The ceiling leak is back.
Oh, well, I can fix it again,
but the truth is,
we need a new roof.
- That sounds expensive.
- About 15,000.
[GROANS]
Can we DIY it?
That would be 15,000
plus hospital bills.
Roofs are my nemeses.
OK, sounds like
I'll be getting
a lottery ticket
on the way to work.
[LAUGHS]
All right.
I will see you shortly.
Oh, hello,
Officer John Nolan.
What a joy to my eyes.
I need advice from my bestie.
May I come in?
Uh, well,
I know we're friends
I think he means me.
What's up?
Oh, well, Schnuckiputzi,
I'm struggling
with a major problem,
one that has plagued humanity
since it first emerged
from the primordial ooze
and ate from
the pornographic apple.
- I'm in love.
- Again?
This time it's for keeps.
She's the one, the future
Mrs. Skip Tracer Randy.
That's wonderful.
I hope we get to meet her.
Oh, well, you already have.
The object of my affection
is none other than
the beautiful, talented
and unnervingly flexible
Chastity Sneed.
- My brother's girlfriend?
- Half brother, yes.
When we were having a wonderful
roleplaying adventures
together at your wedding,
I felt a deep
and powerful connection
I can no longer deny.
I love Peter.
Yes, he's fine. OK, whatever.
But I also kind of wish
he was a little bit dead.
- Well, we've all been there.
- Mm-hmm.
OK, well, have you
let her know this?
That is why I'm here.
I need your help.
I want to make
a grand romantic gesture.
What do you think
she would like more,
a giraffe or perhaps like
a purple Lamborghini?
Oh, those are
two very different,
- very expensive options.
- Oh, yes.
I forgot to tell you,
how silly of me.
So ten years ago,
a client paid me
using a pretend wallet thingy
on the computer.
I checked it recently,
and it turns out
Randy Spitz is
a Bitcoin billionaire.
A billionaire?
OK, well,
like a 100 millionaire,
but that doesn't roll off
the tongue the same way.
Anyway, let's brainstorm.
What is the clearest path
to Chastity's heart?
OK, we actually
have to get to work,
so maybe we can talk
about this over dinner.
Yeah.
Perhaps I give you $100,000
for five more minutes
of your time.
Let me grab you
a cup of coffee.
Is it still four cream, six sugars?
- Always, yes.
- I'm gonna win for you ♪
Like I know you want me to do ♪
- [PHONE BUZZING]
- Hm, my mom is calling.
It is too early in
the morning for this.
It might be an emergency.
Hey, Mom.
Everything OK?
Someone's trying
to get in the house.
[TENSE MUSIC]
Lock yourself
in the bathroom.
Do not come out
until I get there.
Control, I have an
in-progress home invasion.
[SIREN WAILING]
Mom, are you OK?
Yeah, sorry to worry you.
Angela, your hair
looks so cute that way.
Thank you, Mrs. Harper.
Mom, what is going on?
Well, I feel so silly.
It wasn't a burglar.
It was this nice gentleman.
Deputy Ron Martin,
West Hollywood station.
Why were you trying to
get into my mother's house?
I'm serving
an eviction notice.
This must be
the wrong address.
She's the owner.
That's what I was
trying to tell him.
I checked the address
multiple times, ma'am.
Your mother received
several warnings
that she needed to vacate.
- Did you get a notice?
- Uh, I don't know.
I mostly get junk mail,
but I recycle it.
Here, I'll call Wesley.
We'll get this sorted out.
Mommy, I'm not fussing.
Ruth, I got here
- as fast as I could.
- Mom?
- Oh, hi, dear.
- Thank you.
- Are you OK?
- Yeah.
You sounded so scared
on the phone.
You two are friends?
- Did you know this?
- No.
Best of friends,
as a matter of fact.
Which you would know
if you ever called.
- I don't like any of this.
- Me neither.
When do they post the results
from the sergeant exam?
Today, supposedly.
So my anxiety is at
about a 12 right now.
- What?
- No, no, nothing.
- What?
- It's not that important.
No, nothing.
I
- What?
- I need help.
- I, not like "in case of"
- OK.
"emergency" help, but I
OK, stop.
Just-just ask the question.
Right.
What should I get Rodge
for his birthday?
Oh, well, when is it?
- Saturday.
- OK.
Well, have you thought about
just asking him what he wants?
No, because that would
undermine my whole existence.
- What?
- I'm an empath,
an intuitive,
a deeply spiritual person.
I should be able to-to feel
- the right gift in my soul.
- Right, OK.
And you're not feeling that
with Rodge?
I'm feeling nothing.
And it's freaking me out
because I really like him.
But, what if it's a sign
that something is wrong?
Listen, it could be.
Or, you could be putting
so much pressure on yourself
to get the perfect gift that you
sent your intuition
into a panic spiral.
- You think I'm spiraling?
- I mean
[AMIRA GADD &
JACQUELINE VAN BIERK'S "I AM"]
You hear the thunder ♪
You hear the beats ♪
Look out for this one ♪
Rocking the streets ♪
Aligning it, applying it ♪
Guten tag
to my favorite officers
of the female persuasion.
- Randy, hi.
- Nice car.
Yes, thank you.
I just purchased it.
I'm coming to you now
because I need your help.
John and Bailey's
gift ideas were useless.
I need a young woman's perspective.
OK, uh, perspective about what?
[GROANS] I'm in love with Chastity.
"Oh, Pete's Chastity?"
Yes, that's the one.
"Well, since when?"
Well, during the wedding,
I pretended to be Pete,
and things led to things.
And now I'm in love,
OK? Got it? Great.
Now, what do I need to
give her, my new beloved?
Oh, we were just talking about gifts.
- My boyfriend Rodge, he
- Oh, time out. No, no.
We're talking about
me, so let's focus, OK?
What do women like?
Oh, yeah, uh, well,
I've always liked, uh,
getting to know each other's
shared goals and values.
OK. Yeah, let's keep thinking.
Uh, how about a house?
What if a man bought you a house?
You would have to love him then, yes?
I mean, how big a house?
- What?
- What?
I mean, real estate
in LA is cutthroat.
Randy, listen, if you really
see a future with Chastity,
just talk to her.
You know, get to know
her friends, her life.
To me, I think women
just want to be listened to.
I think that's the real
foundation of a relationship.
Friends, yes. [CHUCKLES]
Your wisdom is truly
boundless, Lucy Chen.
I am off to win her
love with listening.
Ha-ha!
Oh!
And maybe I'll pick up
some diamonds on the way,
you know, just in case.
Oh, that's going to
end badly, isn't it?
100%.
You were on the Burns'
case this morning, yeah?
Yeah, back to the depositions.
Great, thanks for taking
that off my hands for me.
Between the election
and these college visits,
- I barely have time to breathe.
- Mm.
Any chance Logan will stay local?
Well, you know, I'm doing my best.
I'm talking up UCLA, USC.
But he clearly wants whatever college
gets him furthest away from us.
Jack slept on my head last night.
- [LAUGHTER]
- You know, I used to want to
punch people when
they said this to me,
but, you're gonna
miss it when it's over.
I'm sure I will.
Morning, gentlemen.
- Are you ready to testify?
- Yes, sir.
And if that ain't a
fact, God's a possum.
I don't know what that means.
I've learned to ignore
the country commentary.
Ah.
But I don't hate it.
As long as your answers
are clear and concise,
a little personality goes
a long way with the jury.
- But not with your training officer.
- Yes, sir.
That is too much
handsome for one hallway.
Save the sweet talk
for the jury, Atlas.
After this morning, I believe
you're gonna reconsider
taking this to trial.
My client is innocent.
Your client beat a man to
death in front of Officer Penn.
Guy had a heart attack.
I was just doing CPR.
I thought a junior associate
- was on this one.
- She was.
I guess Mr. Burns is
higher up the food chain
in the Eastern Front than we thought.
Come on.
Describe what you saw when
you arrived at the
Kindred Spirits Bar.
I witnessed Mr. Burns
beating Mr. Ashland.
I got between them
and subdued Mr. Burns
before rendering aid to Mr. Ashland,
but, um
His wounds proved to be fatal.
Were you aware of Mr. Burns'
alleged gang affiliation?
Not until I saw a
tattoo on his right arm,
at which point I knew
he was Eastern Front.
- This one?
- Yes, sir.
Or was it this one?
Objection, counsel is
attempting to confuse the witness.
I'm simply trying to determine
how observant Officer Penn
was on the night in question.
It was this one.
Thank you.
Please enter into the
record that Officer Penn
has misidentified Mr. Burns' tattoo.
It's OK.
We on the new wave ♪
We on the next phase ♪
We living in the future ♪
On the next page ♪
Surfing stars, star trekkin' ♪
Up in deep space ♪
And then we switch, switch it up ♪
Better keep pace, y'all ♪
Chastity.
It's me, Skip Tracer Randy.
Randy!
What are you doing here?
You never visit me at work.
I come bearing the best
friend of every girl, diamonds.
Did I hear something about diamonds?
Yes, I have gifts for Chastity
and for all of Chastity's
beautiful friends.
That is so sweet, and way too much.
[CHUCKLES] Speak for yourself.
This pales in comparison
to the luminous sparkle of your eyes.
OK, um [CLEARS THROAT]
What what what
what's going on with you?
What's with all these gifts?
Uh, I find myself suddenly shy
in the face of this
life-defining moment.
- Here, have some gold.
- Stop, stop.
Spill it.
OK, um
Ice cold, ice cold ♪
Chastity Sneed, marry me,
and I will love you forever,
forsaking all others
for the rest of my life.
- Randy, OK.
- Oh, God, no.
I should not have just
blurted out a proposal like that.
OK. I have to win your heart first.
It's OK. It's OK.
But I'm with Pete.
You
You know that.
Yes, but I was hoping that
my heart and my millions
could help bridge that great divide.
- Wait, millions?
- Yes.
Many millions, many, many,
many, many, many millions.
Oh.
Well, have you thought of
maybe a sugar daddy situation?
Ooh, a sugar daddy.
That sounds delicious.
- What is that?
- [LAUGHS]
I would have to talk
to Pete, though, first.
Oh, so I would not
have you exclusively?
- No.
- OK, yeah, I understand.
I will contemplate
this potential wrinkle
in our future together
while you speak to Peter.
- OK.
- OK, great.
And to be clear, you
do not want these gifts?
I really do, actually.
But no.
No, no, no.
I, uh
You hang on to them for now.
OK, OK.
Wonderful.
- Just Girls, no.
- I'm so sorry, girls.
Hi, did you look at the files I sent?
Yeah, briefly. Seems
like title fraud to me.
Just send me over
everything Mrs. Harper has
regarding the house, OK?
- Thanks. You're the best.
- OK.
[PHONE CLICKS]
- [GUN CLICKS]
- Don't move.
Hey, this is not a problem, OK?
I got my keys and my
wallet in my jacket pocket.
- You can have them.
- I'm not here to rob you.
You're going to drop the
charges against Colin Burns.
No, I'm
I'm not.
But before you pull the trigger,
you should know that
my wife is a detective,
and she's also a sharpshooter.
Oh, I'm not here to
threaten you, Wesley.
It's Sean Del Monte's
world we'll destroy.
That angel of a kid of his
turns into quite the devil
when daddy ain't around.
I'm talking ketamine, coke, MDMA.
And we've got the video to prove it.
So check your email
and drop the charges,
or we'll destroy that kid's life.
[TENSE MUSIC]
♪
[PHONE RINGING]
[GROANS]
Randy?
Yeah, I'm leaving Chastity's club.
My love story has been hiccupped,
but I remain undaunted.
[TIRES SCREECHING] Oh.
Hello, potential new friends.
Is there something I
may assist you with?
Randy, what's happening?
Oh, I believe I'm being robbed.
Randy, I'm five blocks away.
Just give them what they want.
So I should warn you,
I've been registered as a
lethal weapon in four states
and the territory of Guam.
[SUSPENSEFUL ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
OK, well, I've been
told to let you rob me,
but I do not believe
that's the right thing to do,
so you may begin.
Start, start it up ♪
[GROANS]
♪
Go ♪
[SIREN WAILING]
♪
[GROANS]
Crunchy.
Hands.
On your back, let's go.
I am sorry for hurting you,
but I did warn you
of my skill level, so
Let me guess.
You rolled in here and started
throwing the money around,
and they jumped you.
Oh, that's correct, yes.
All right, so here's the problem.
This title looks legitimate.
That is your signature
handing over the property
to someone named Priscilla Robins.
You see, I knew there was
some kind of misunderstanding,
'cause Priscilla is my friend,
and she helped me put the
house into trust for my protection.
And then, how do you know Priscilla?
Oh, this Facebook group,
We Love Old Houses.
People post pictures of their homes,
and then everyone
says how lovely they are.
Well, Priscilla, she DM'd me
and asked if I'd ever
considered putting my house
into trust now that
I have it paid off,
and it would protect
me from title theft.
And she offered to do
that for you personally.
Now, that's why I'm confused.
Because Priscilla brought the
documents over to me to sign,
so she's my witness.
Mom, Priscilla
Priscilla is not your witness, OK?
She's the trustee.
You signed the deed over to her,
and she now owns your home,
and she is having you evicted.
Mom, did you even read this?
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[TEARFULLY] I'm sorry.
- Mom.
- Don't blame yourself, Ruth.
It's a mistake any of us could make.
- [KNOCKING]
- Hey, sorry to interrupt.
I need to steal my wife.
What's going on?
Something happened, and I need to talk
to my wife about what I should do.
Not a cop, my wife.
OK, cop me is in the drawer.
[EXHALES]
I'm I'm covering the Colin Burns
murder case for Del Monte,
and the Eastern
Front just leaned on me,
- to make the charges go away.
- If they threatened you,
cop me is coming out of the drawer.
Look, they didn't threaten me,
but they have video
of Sean's son Logan
buying hardcore drugs.
Don't show me.
I'll have to follow up.
Does Del Monte know his kid is using?
I can't imagine.
I mean, he thinks he's a Boy Scout.
This this is gonna wreck him.
If you're asking me
should you pass along
this message from the Eastern Front,
the answer is
Is yes.
But not because Del
Monte is being extorted,
because his child is in trouble
and he deserves to
hear that from a friend.
Hm.
♪
[SIGHS]
You OK? What are you doing?
I'm holding Rodge in my mind's eye,
letting his energy emanate,
and the perfect gift
will magically appear.
OK.
- Anything?
- A spice rack.
I'm the worst girlfriend in the world.
OK, well, I mean, you
know, let's not take it that far.
You know
Randy was right,
- about one thing.
- What? Randy?
You know, going to a
subject matter expert,
- it's a, it's a smart move.
- [LINE TRILLING]
Oh, you're saying ask the boys
- what a boy would want.
- Yes, I am.
[PHONE RINGING]
- What's up?
- Hey, hi. This won't be long.
So it's Rodge's birthday,
and Celina needs
help picking out a gift,
and we were wondering
what a guy's perspective was.
Good whisky and a cigar.
It's for her 20-something boyfriend,
not her father-in-law.
Well, what's his love language?
Uh, music, I guess.
I mean, he's written Celina,
like, a hundred songs.
Great.
Write a song for him.
OK, no, no, that is a big no.
The man's a professional.
You can't write a song
good enough to impress him.
It don't have to be
perfect, just heartfelt.
- I can do heartfelt.
- Aw.
Well, do you play an instrument?
No. [CHUCKLES]
Let's just keep thinking, maybe.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
We spoke with detectives
in the fraud department,
and Priscilla has been
on their radar for a while,
but, they haven't been
able to prove anything
because the paperwork is legit.
So I won't be getting my house back?
We are working on it.
But if we can catch Priscilla
engaging in a similar fraud,
then that would go a
long way with the courts.
So we set a sting operation,
posting photos of my
house, on Priscilla's site.
But how will that trap her?
She only targets the
elderly homeowners.
Because we are going to use a decoy,
to pose as the owner.
Oh, hot damn.
This is gonna be so much fun.
[SHUTTER CLICKS]
[PHONE RINGING]
- Hey.
- Hey, how's Randy?
Oh, yeah, he's fine.
Thank you.
Yeah, he's writing up a
statement as we speak.
Oh, good.
God, I feel awful.
This only happened
because he was trying
- to impress me.
- Yeah, I know.
He mentioned being your
confectionery paramour,
which I took to mean sugar daddy.
You think that's a bad idea?
I think it's none of my business,
but I just don't want to
see anybody get hurt.
OK, well, I don't know what to do.
Because I talked to Pete,
and he thinks it's a great idea,
and he wants me to
ask Randy for a Porsche.
He's not even the least bit jealous?
- Pete's very evolved.
- [TIRES SCREECH]
Excuse me.
Watch where you're going.
- Excuse me
- Chastity?
Hey!
[MUFFLED SPEECH] Ow, no!
Are you OK? Chastity?
[TIRES SCREECHING]
I'll just be one minute.
- [KNOCKING]
- Got a minute?
What's up?
This about the Burns case?
Not entirely.
It's also personal.
I was just approached by a
member of the Burns crew.
They want us to drop the charges
or they're going to
release this video.
What
Is that Logan?
What is this?
What, are they following my son now?
My guess is one of
the dealers figured out
who his father was.
Did you know he was using?
No, of course not.
He-he's a good kid.
You know, he's always squared away.
He gets good grades.
Not that I've been around lately.
I mean, what kind
of father doesn't know
that his son is this far gone?
Look, addicts have 100 tricks, OK?
You can't blame yourself.
The important point is, you know now.
You can help him.
How?
I mean, first of all,
Logan has to check himself into rehab.
And if it's just simple possession,
he will get a drug diversion program.
Vivian would love that.
I mean, my bid for DA
would basically be over.
I know.
No, no, no, no.
OK, no, no, no.
I'll just [SIGHS]
OK, OK, what if Burns testifies
that he was drunk that night?
It was a basic bar brawl, right?
It was about self-defense.
If he thought he was in
danger, if he fears for his life,
that's, that's justifiable homicide.
You're not seriously
considering that, are you?
It's my son, Wes.
If you give in, they
will keep coming back.
Trust me, I've been there.
The only way out,
is to take away their bargaining chip.
I understand that, but
if this video gets out,
that's the rest of his life.
It'll define him, you know?
It'll destroy him.
I know.
[SOMBER MUSIC]
But if you give in
They will own you.
$5 million for the safe
return of my girlfriend.
They called Chastity my girlfriend.
- Son, focus.
- Right, yes.
If I don't send the money,
they will take her life
in the most depraved way possible?
I'll call in the tech guys.
So we'll get up on your phone
so we're ready for the next contact.
I'm going to need a list of everyone
who knows about your money.
Oh, it's a short list.
I am highly discreet.
Oh, oh, thank goodness you're here.
- Hi.
- You must be Randy.
- Yes, Randy, hello.
- I'm Wolfgang Puck.
And thank you so much
for your amazing
donation to my charities.
I'm sorry, are you catering
the hostage negotiations?
Yes.
His braised ribs are to die for.
All right, where can we set up?
The roll call, I guess,
the glass room.
All right, let's go.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Uh, what is happening?
Randy has a world-class chef
catering the hostage negotiations.
Actually, he will be
catering the celebration.
- [CASH REGISTER DINGS]
- I have just paid the ransom.
Chastity will be
returned to me unharmed.
You did what?
They're more likely to
kill her than give her back.
- [SPEAKS GERMAN]
- Tim's right.
You just made this 100 times worse.
[PHONE DINGING]
Oh, thank God.
OK, so they are not going to kill her,
but they are going to
double the original ransom.
OK, that is why you
never pay the ransom.
I'm not paying another
dime until I see proof of life.
You'll make them angry.
The promise of your
money is the only thing
keeping her alive.
You hand it over to them,
she's just a witness
they need to silence.
[TENSE MUSIC]
What?
We should kill her and take off.
- We already got the 5 million.
- No.
This guy is good for more.
Look, you saw how
fast he paid us, right?
We make him sweat it over tonight.
Then we give him proof
of life in the morning
when he's desperate.
♪
"We'll make contact in
the morning or we'll kill her."
"Not sure which.
Stay tuned to find out."
This is verruckt.
How am I going to
survive the night without
descending into madness?
Oh, no, I can't
♪
Fine.
Randy, you can come home with me.
Bailey and I will keep you company.
Thank you, my second bestest friend.
Come on.
We are almost set up.
- Where are you going?
- Oh, a slight change of plans.
Can you unset up and take
everything to this man's home?
- OK.
- Great.
I will email you a MapQuest link.
So let's review.
I am nowhere closer
getting a present for Rodge.
And I am climbing the walls.
Because where the
hell are the test results?
Bradford, hi. [LAUGHS]
- Uh-oh, what'd I do?
- Nothing.
She's been white knuckling all day
waiting for the sergeant's
list to be posted.
- Oh, you didn't hear?
- What? No.
What-what-what did I not hear?
- What?
- It got delayed.
It should be out by
tomorrow. I'm sorry.
- I know it's hard to wait.
- No, this is fine.
One day, two days, a
week, what does it matter?
It's totally fine.
Yep.
[LAUGHS]
- Dinner's almost ready.
- Thanks.
Are you sure I can't help?
It is all under control, so just rest.
I can tell you're still angry with me.
It's just that it is a
stressful situation, OK?
But it's gonna be fine.
I'm-I'm-I'm dealing with it.
I know I'm not as strong as you are,
but, you don't have
to treat me like a child.
- I'm not.
- Oh, yes, you are.
That woman conned me,
and it happens with
old people all the time.
But this is not about
you being old, mom.
You have been like this my whole life.
You trust everyone.
You let Dad walk all over you.
And you-you fall for
every sob story you hear.
I happen to believe
most people are good.
Well, I used to believe that,
and then I got out into the real world
and realized that I was
completely underprepared.
I will not make that
mistake with my kids.
I will make sure that they are safe
and that they know what is out there.
[SOMBER MUSIC]
[SIGHS]
♪
The guest room is made up
with warm milk on the bedside table.
Thank you.
You are the best best friend
and the best second best friend
- a man could hope for.
- Of course.
And I know it's really scary,
but she's going to be OK.
Yeah.
I don't know if you
guys know this about me,
but, I get into trouble quite often.
I know, I know.
Yes, no, but it's true.
I don't think things through.
I'm very impulsive.
You know, people are
always telling me, "Randy",
"you're so handsome and brilliant,"
"but, you know, you are
not cautious enough."
But I didn't listen.
And now Chastity is in danger,
and it's because of my foolishness.
Well, it's not entirely your fault,
and there's really not a
whole lot you can do tonight,
so you should get some rest,
and it'll feel more
manageable in the morning.
Yes.
You are very wise,
like an owl in a cartoon.
Hmm.
OK.
Yes.
Well, did you hear back yet from Pete?
Yeah, he was trying to get on a plane,
but no surprises,
he's on a no-fly list,
so he's taking a bus.
I'll tell you this.
Our lives are never boring.
No, they are not.
[PHONE RINGING]
John Nolan.
- He did what?
- What's happening?
You kidnapped the love
of my life, sweet Chastity,
so here is the ransom,
except you will never
see $1 of this money,
because no ransom will
ever be paid for her life.
Instead, I'm offering this
as a reward on your heads.
Randy, what are you doing?
Turning the tables.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
This will let us listen in
on your conversation with Priscilla.
Mija, I've seen "The Sopranos."
I know what a wire is.
Hey, when's the last
time you had a manicure?
- Priscilla made contact?
- Last night.
- Oh, Emilia, you look so nice.
- Thank you.
- It's my undercover outfit.
- Oh, you go, girl.
[BOTH SQUEALING]
Anyway, I set up a meeting
this morning with
Priscilla at my house.
My mom will pretend to be interested
in putting it in a trust.
We need Priscilla lying on tape
- about the paperwork.
- I know.
Otherwise, you can't prove it's fraud.
I'm wearing a wire.
Oh, like "The Sopranos."
- That's what I said.
- [BOTH SQUEALING]
OK, uh, Mrs. Lopez,
are you sure you want to do this?
Do what?
Have a conversation with a
woman at my daughter's house?
Mami, we just need to know
that you understand the risks.
Listen, this puta
messes with my friend
and thinks I'm not gonna
do something about it?
Priscilla better hope that
she understands the risks.
All right, let's do this.
[SIGHS]
Hey.
Hey!
You tell your clients
they crossed the line
coming after my kid.
- Sean, I don't know
- Shut up!
[TENSE MUSIC]
It is taking every ounce
of willpower I have
not to put you in the
hospital right now.
The DA's office will not be
dropping charges against Colin Burns.
In fact, I'm gonna make
prosecuting the Eastern Front
my own personal mission.
They're all going down.
Now get the hell out of my face.
Walk.
Hey.
Is everything OK?
No
No, it's not OK.
I just ruined my son's life.
You had no choice.
You know that doesn't
make it sting any less.
Look, I'm gonna be offline
for the rest of the day.
There's a bed open at
a rehab up in the Valley,
and they said if I get my
son there before noon, it's his.
So
Will you cover for me today?
Yeah, of course.
Thanks, Wes.
Mami, say something
to test the microphone.
All that money, and you and Wesley
can't hire a cleaning lady.
[SIGHS] You don't need to yell,
and we have one.
Well, the microphone works.
[SIGHS]
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
♪
It's show time, Mami.
Put your game face on.
I never take it off.
♪
[KNOCKS]
You must be Priscilla.
- Yes.
- Come in.
- Anything I can get you?
- No, thank you.
Wow, what a beautiful home.
Well, it's not what I would have done,
but I guess it works.
Really, Mami?
My husband, he made
all the design choices.
- Ah.
- Bless his soul.
And so you own the house outright?
Oh, yes.
Paid it off last year.
Oh, she's doing so well.
It took me 32 years
and two jobs, but I did it.
Oh, good for you.
So here is the paperwork we discussed.
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot my glasses.
Can you just explain to me
what this document says?
Smart move, Emilia.
So signing this will put
the house into a trust,
and what that will do is make
it so your family can forgo
the whole probate
process after you're gone,
saving them all kinds
of time and money
while they're still mourning you.
And I still get to live here,
until I die?
Of course.
- There it is.
- [LAUGHS]
- [DOORBELL RINGING]
- Oh, that must be my daughter.
Oh, I I didn't know you
were expecting company.
- I'll get out of your hair.
- Oh, no, no, that's fine.
She wants to meet you.
Hi, Priscilla.
Detective Angela Lopez, LAPD.
You're under arrest for fraud.
Guy was driving down
Wilshire with an RPG
in the gun rack of his pickup truck.
This is the second nutjob
we've arrested this morning.
They all came to LA to collect
on Randy's crazy bounty.
Which means there's probably
five times more still out there.
You need to get Randy to call it off.
Oh, I tried.
But, Randy believes
the pressure will force
the kidnappers to play ball,
and I don't know that
he's wrong, which is weird,
because, really, Randy is so wrong.
♪
They made contact.
My pressure campaign, it worked.
- Are we ready to trace it?
- Yeah, we'll mirror
their video on that monitor.
OK, and-and I will stand
in front of this background
so they don't know where I am.
Ooh, places, everyone.
They'll bounce a signal
around several IP addresses,
so keep them talking.
Got it?
Yes, I'm Skip Tracer Randy.
I have the gift of the gab.
[PHONE BEEPS]
[SLOWLY] Hello.
Skip Tracer Randy here.
How
Hope you enjoyed
your little stunt last night.
The price has tripled.
Fine, I don't care.
Just show me she's OK.
I want to know she's all right.
She's fine.
You got one hour to send
us $15 million in Bitcoin,
- or she'll stop being fine.
- I understand.
I will send as quickly as I can.
Chastity, my love.
I don't understand.
[LINE BEEPS]
Was that long enough?
No.
I'm sorry.
What was that she was doing
at the end with her right hand?
I think she signed something.
Can you
Can you play it back?
[TENSE MUSIC]
Mall.
It can't be a functioning mall.
That place looked abandoned.
I bet it's the Stonefield Mall.
That place has been
shut down for a year.
Perfect place to go
underground with a hostage.
- Right.
- OK.
Uh, you wait here.
We got this.
You're doing the right thing, buddy.
Listen to me.
I'm proud of you, Logan.
Your mom and I are going to
be with you every step of the way,
no matter what.
- Yeah, right.
But I'm thinking this is
a mistake, though, Pops,
because I don't really have a problem.
I've just made a few
bad decisions, but, uh,
I could totally get
better on my own without rehab.
- So I
- Hey, hey.
No, no, no, no, no.
Listen to me.
We talked about this, all right?
This place is going to
make you better, I promise.
You stay strong. Keep
your head in the game.
- You're going to be fine, OK?
- OK.
You got this.
[ENGINE RUMBLES]
[TIRES SCREECH]
- Get down!
- [GUNFIRE]
Control, this is 7-Adam-19.
We hear gunshots north of Sunset.
[GUNSHOTS, GLASS SHATTERING]
- [SCREAMING]
- [KEYPAD BEEPING]
- [GUN CLICKS]
- Stay in the car.
Stay down!
[GUNSHOTS]
Let me see your hands!
- Freeze!
- That is Sean Del Monte.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Driver's down.
Passenger's on foot.
Logan, it's OK, buddy.
We're good.
♪
[GRUNTING]
It's all right. Come on, get out.
We're good.
- Hey.
- [SIRENS WAILING]
My son's been shot!
Get an ambulance!
The second the money lands,
we drop the girl and take off.
The money's gonna
be automatically split up
into three fresh accounts,
one for each of us.
Then we go our separate ways.
♪
[ENGINES RUMBLING]
♪
All right, we need to
establish a perimeter
while SWAT does their initial recon.
Get the full triage kit
ready in case it's bad.
- Hey.
- Hi.
[HARD ROCK MUSIC BLASTING]
Those have got to
be Randy's vigilantes.
They must have heard about
our operation on the police radio.
♪
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[GLASS SHATTERING]
Well, we gotta stop them.
They're gonna get Chastity killed.
Hey!
Wait, is that
Oh, my God.
Chastity?
You're kidding me.
How did you get away?
Oh, they were too busy
patting themselves on the back
about being geniuses that
they totally forgot about me,
so, I rescued myself.
- Yeah, you did.
- Where were they holding you?
In the back of an
old department store,
mid mall, ground level.
There's three of them,
Ivan, Wayne, and Maddox.
I'm so glad you're OK.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Oh, how's Randy?
He's worried sick.
Let's get you in the ambulance,
- and I'll call him.
- Yeah.
This is now a cleanup operation.
- No friendlies left inside.
- Yes, sir.
All right, let's do it.
[TENSE MUSIC]
♪
[ENGINES REVVING]
Why aren't we shooting them?
Shooting policy is clear.
We need probable cause
they might commit a felony.
And the machine guns on
their back don't give us that?
No, it's not illegal to
make a citizen's arrest
nor to use reasonable
force to make that arrest.
That includes using their weapons,
so, shooting armed civilians
is not company policy.
They are interfering
with police operations.
They come at us, all bets are off.
[ENGINE REVVING]
Target down.
[ENGINES REVVING]
On your 6:00!
Police!
Get off the bike!
Take cover!
[GUNFIRE]
[ENGINE REVVING]
[GUNSHOTS]
Cuff him, Boot.
Jesus, let's get outta here.
You were supposed to
be watching her, man!
Police, show me those hands!
Whoa, whoa.
Go, go, go, go, go!
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Go, go!
♪
[GUNSHOTS]
Cuff that one too, Boot.
♪
Go left.
Roger.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[WOOD CLATTERING]
[GROANING]
[HANDCUFFS CLICK]
♪
It's over!
Clearly, you are trapped.
Otherwise you wouldn't be
hanging around to look at me,
which means you
want to get out of here,
you gotta go through me.
Now, you listen very carefully.
I have logged hundreds
of hours at the firing range,
and I am sighted on your position,
which means if you
decide to fight your way out,
your chances of getting shot are 100%.
So throw out your gun,
get on the ground,
arms and legs spread.
♪
[GUN CLATTERS]
♪
Do not move.
Control, suspect in custody.
Code 4.
I am not gonna lie,
I am super surprised that worked.
[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
Hey, I came as soon as I heard.
- Is Is Logan
- Yeah, he's gonna be OK.
Kristina's in there with him now.
The bullet just grazed his neck,
but, if it had been a half an
inch to the right, you know?
But it wasn't.
You protected him.
And now the LAPD is gonna come down
on the Eastern Front
like an avalanche.
Yeah.
Look, Wes, I'm dropping
out of the DA's race.
There's gonna be a press
conference in the morning.
I just wanted to give
you the heads up on that.
I think right now, I just need
to stay out of the
spotlight, you know?
[WILL HYDE'S "WHEN U NEED ME."]
You're making the right call, Sean.
- I know.
- I don't know how to say things ♪
That I know are gonna hurt you ♪
- You're a good dad.
- I don't know how to carry ♪
This burden but I still do ♪
Thank you both for everything.
Oh, please, honestly,
you did all the work.
Very impressive.
[PHONE BEEPS HARSHLY]
Randy, you seem distracted.
Yes, I'm trying to
remember the password
- for my Bitcoin wallet.
- [PHONE BEEPS HARSHLY]
- You forgot the password?
- Today was very stressful.
- All right.
- Snuffleupagus.
[PHONE BEEPS HARSHLY]
Chastity, would it be possible
to remain your sugar daddy
without having any actual sugar?
No, I'm sorry.
No, I completely understand.
In fact, I'm a bit relieved.
Being wealthy was highly
unenjoyable for my entire body.
Yes.
- Why don't we let her get some rest?
- Oh, yes, of course.
Good news is I already
paid for Sergeant Bradford's
special thank you
surprise, so yippee-ki-yay.
Bradford, you got
someone here to see you,
says he knows Randy.
Perfect.
Hey, Kiké Hernández.
What?
I'm a huge fan.
I'm a
What are you doing here?
Some German guy
paid $100,000 to charity
for me to hang out
with you for a few hours.
I guess he wanted to thank
you for saving his girlfriend.
OK, I take back
almost every awful thing
I ever said about the guy.
Well, you got me for
the next three hours.
So what are we doing?
I got a mitt in my truck.
Uh, you want to play catch,
like we're
in "Field of Dreams" or something?
Uh, well, I mean,
yeah, if you don't mind.
I can probably get someone
to let you borrow a glove.
- Never leave home without one.
- Let's do it.
Ooh, Leah is finally out.
Ooh, that child is like you at night.
Don't want to miss a thing.
Oh, believe me, I am aware
I am reaping my karmic
reward with that child.
And, Mom, I
I know that I have been
hard on you, these last few days.
It's just that you and I see
the world very differently.
But that does not mean
that you are not strong.
It is a superpower to still
see the good in people
even after they have
taken advantage of you.
Well, it's a certain
kind of superpower
to see all the darkness
and evil in the world
and choose to still try
to make a difference.
I admire that in you, Nyla.
Thank you, Mom.
And I am grateful that you are you.
Mm.
♪
OK.
So I, um
I wrote you a song for your birthday.
That's amazing.
How did I not know you play guitar?
I don't.
So it's gonna be rough,
like, really rough.
- OK.
- And it's in Spanish.
It's already my favorite song.
[SINGING IN SPANISH]
Ooh, uh [LAUGHS]
Let me start all
over again. It's, um
Sorry, I really tried.
And I just learned
these chords last night,
so it's not even finished.
It's beautiful.
You're beautiful.
How about we finish it together?
Maybe I can play it on tour.
Wait, you're going on tour?
Europe and Scandinavia
just got confirmed.
That's
That's so exciting.
Are you playing in Paris?
Please tell me you're playing in Paris
because I will totally come visit.
We will not be in Paris.
We will be in Kiruna.
It's a wonderfully charming
small town in Northern Sweden.
How does 19 hours of daylight sound?
Bright.
Yeah.
I'm sure there will be other
cities with normal sunsets.
And we can figure out when
you're coming tomorrow.
But, right now, we
have a song to finish.
So tell me about it.
What was it?
It's, uh
Well, it's, uh
- Here first?
- Para.
[BOTH SINGING IN SPANISH]
Cielo ♪
La, la ♪
I'm not finished.
- La, la, la ♪
- [LAUGHTER]
Checking the time
isn't gonna get that
list posted any faster.
What is taking so long?
I mean, Grey should
have posted the list like
like, minutes ago.
OK
God.
OK, you know this,
but it's gonna be OK,
no matter what that
piece of paper says.
I really can't handle that
kind of blind optimism
from you right now. I
just really need to know.
Oh, my gosh, hi.
- Breathe, Chen.
- Yes, sorry.
[SIGHS] Oh, my God.
I don't think I can look.
Do you want me to look for you?
Yes.
No, um
Yeah.
Yes, please.
Thank you.
- Lucy.
- Yeah?
Look.
[SOFT MUSIC]
♪
Typical A student.
Nervous you're gonna fail,
even when you're top of the class.
- I did it.
- Of course, you did it.
[LAUGHS]
Congratulations, Chen.
You'll be able to use those
new credentials right away.
What?
A Sergeant
position is open here?
- On the night shift.
- Oh
That
That
OK.
That's great.
Is it possible to trade or any?
- No.
- Yeah, that's
Again, congratulations, Sergeant.
Thank you, sir.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
♪
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
When I woke up
in the morning ♪
The ceiling leak is back.
Oh, well, I can fix it again,
but the truth is,
we need a new roof.
- That sounds expensive.
- About 15,000.
[GROANS]
Can we DIY it?
That would be 15,000
plus hospital bills.
Roofs are my nemeses.
OK, sounds like
I'll be getting
a lottery ticket
on the way to work.
[LAUGHS]
All right.
I will see you shortly.
Oh, hello,
Officer John Nolan.
What a joy to my eyes.
I need advice from my bestie.
May I come in?
Uh, well,
I know we're friends
I think he means me.
What's up?
Oh, well, Schnuckiputzi,
I'm struggling
with a major problem,
one that has plagued humanity
since it first emerged
from the primordial ooze
and ate from
the pornographic apple.
- I'm in love.
- Again?
This time it's for keeps.
She's the one, the future
Mrs. Skip Tracer Randy.
That's wonderful.
I hope we get to meet her.
Oh, well, you already have.
The object of my affection
is none other than
the beautiful, talented
and unnervingly flexible
Chastity Sneed.
- My brother's girlfriend?
- Half brother, yes.
When we were having a wonderful
roleplaying adventures
together at your wedding,
I felt a deep
and powerful connection
I can no longer deny.
I love Peter.
Yes, he's fine. OK, whatever.
But I also kind of wish
he was a little bit dead.
- Well, we've all been there.
- Mm-hmm.
OK, well, have you
let her know this?
That is why I'm here.
I need your help.
I want to make
a grand romantic gesture.
What do you think
she would like more,
a giraffe or perhaps like
a purple Lamborghini?
Oh, those are
two very different,
- very expensive options.
- Oh, yes.
I forgot to tell you,
how silly of me.
So ten years ago,
a client paid me
using a pretend wallet thingy
on the computer.
I checked it recently,
and it turns out
Randy Spitz is
a Bitcoin billionaire.
A billionaire?
OK, well,
like a 100 millionaire,
but that doesn't roll off
the tongue the same way.
Anyway, let's brainstorm.
What is the clearest path
to Chastity's heart?
OK, we actually
have to get to work,
so maybe we can talk
about this over dinner.
Yeah.
Perhaps I give you $100,000
for five more minutes
of your time.
Let me grab you
a cup of coffee.
Is it still four cream, six sugars?
- Always, yes.
- I'm gonna win for you ♪
Like I know you want me to do ♪
- [PHONE BUZZING]
- Hm, my mom is calling.
It is too early in
the morning for this.
It might be an emergency.
Hey, Mom.
Everything OK?
Someone's trying
to get in the house.
[TENSE MUSIC]
Lock yourself
in the bathroom.
Do not come out
until I get there.
Control, I have an
in-progress home invasion.
[SIREN WAILING]
Mom, are you OK?
Yeah, sorry to worry you.
Angela, your hair
looks so cute that way.
Thank you, Mrs. Harper.
Mom, what is going on?
Well, I feel so silly.
It wasn't a burglar.
It was this nice gentleman.
Deputy Ron Martin,
West Hollywood station.
Why were you trying to
get into my mother's house?
I'm serving
an eviction notice.
This must be
the wrong address.
She's the owner.
That's what I was
trying to tell him.
I checked the address
multiple times, ma'am.
Your mother received
several warnings
that she needed to vacate.
- Did you get a notice?
- Uh, I don't know.
I mostly get junk mail,
but I recycle it.
Here, I'll call Wesley.
We'll get this sorted out.
Mommy, I'm not fussing.
Ruth, I got here
- as fast as I could.
- Mom?
- Oh, hi, dear.
- Thank you.
- Are you OK?
- Yeah.
You sounded so scared
on the phone.
You two are friends?
- Did you know this?
- No.
Best of friends,
as a matter of fact.
Which you would know
if you ever called.
- I don't like any of this.
- Me neither.
When do they post the results
from the sergeant exam?
Today, supposedly.
So my anxiety is at
about a 12 right now.
- What?
- No, no, nothing.
- What?
- It's not that important.
No, nothing.
I
- What?
- I need help.
- I, not like "in case of"
- OK.
"emergency" help, but I
OK, stop.
Just-just ask the question.
Right.
What should I get Rodge
for his birthday?
Oh, well, when is it?
- Saturday.
- OK.
Well, have you thought about
just asking him what he wants?
No, because that would
undermine my whole existence.
- What?
- I'm an empath,
an intuitive,
a deeply spiritual person.
I should be able to-to feel
- the right gift in my soul.
- Right, OK.
And you're not feeling that
with Rodge?
I'm feeling nothing.
And it's freaking me out
because I really like him.
But, what if it's a sign
that something is wrong?
Listen, it could be.
Or, you could be putting
so much pressure on yourself
to get the perfect gift that you
sent your intuition
into a panic spiral.
- You think I'm spiraling?
- I mean
[AMIRA GADD &
JACQUELINE VAN BIERK'S "I AM"]
You hear the thunder ♪
You hear the beats ♪
Look out for this one ♪
Rocking the streets ♪
Aligning it, applying it ♪
Guten tag
to my favorite officers
of the female persuasion.
- Randy, hi.
- Nice car.
Yes, thank you.
I just purchased it.
I'm coming to you now
because I need your help.
John and Bailey's
gift ideas were useless.
I need a young woman's perspective.
OK, uh, perspective about what?
[GROANS] I'm in love with Chastity.
"Oh, Pete's Chastity?"
Yes, that's the one.
"Well, since when?"
Well, during the wedding,
I pretended to be Pete,
and things led to things.
And now I'm in love,
OK? Got it? Great.
Now, what do I need to
give her, my new beloved?
Oh, we were just talking about gifts.
- My boyfriend Rodge, he
- Oh, time out. No, no.
We're talking about
me, so let's focus, OK?
What do women like?
Oh, yeah, uh, well,
I've always liked, uh,
getting to know each other's
shared goals and values.
OK. Yeah, let's keep thinking.
Uh, how about a house?
What if a man bought you a house?
You would have to love him then, yes?
I mean, how big a house?
- What?
- What?
I mean, real estate
in LA is cutthroat.
Randy, listen, if you really
see a future with Chastity,
just talk to her.
You know, get to know
her friends, her life.
To me, I think women
just want to be listened to.
I think that's the real
foundation of a relationship.
Friends, yes. [CHUCKLES]
Your wisdom is truly
boundless, Lucy Chen.
I am off to win her
love with listening.
Ha-ha!
Oh!
And maybe I'll pick up
some diamonds on the way,
you know, just in case.
Oh, that's going to
end badly, isn't it?
100%.
You were on the Burns'
case this morning, yeah?
Yeah, back to the depositions.
Great, thanks for taking
that off my hands for me.
Between the election
and these college visits,
- I barely have time to breathe.
- Mm.
Any chance Logan will stay local?
Well, you know, I'm doing my best.
I'm talking up UCLA, USC.
But he clearly wants whatever college
gets him furthest away from us.
Jack slept on my head last night.
- [LAUGHTER]
- You know, I used to want to
punch people when
they said this to me,
but, you're gonna
miss it when it's over.
I'm sure I will.
Morning, gentlemen.
- Are you ready to testify?
- Yes, sir.
And if that ain't a
fact, God's a possum.
I don't know what that means.
I've learned to ignore
the country commentary.
Ah.
But I don't hate it.
As long as your answers
are clear and concise,
a little personality goes
a long way with the jury.
- But not with your training officer.
- Yes, sir.
That is too much
handsome for one hallway.
Save the sweet talk
for the jury, Atlas.
After this morning, I believe
you're gonna reconsider
taking this to trial.
My client is innocent.
Your client beat a man to
death in front of Officer Penn.
Guy had a heart attack.
I was just doing CPR.
I thought a junior associate
- was on this one.
- She was.
I guess Mr. Burns is
higher up the food chain
in the Eastern Front than we thought.
Come on.
Describe what you saw when
you arrived at the
Kindred Spirits Bar.
I witnessed Mr. Burns
beating Mr. Ashland.
I got between them
and subdued Mr. Burns
before rendering aid to Mr. Ashland,
but, um
His wounds proved to be fatal.
Were you aware of Mr. Burns'
alleged gang affiliation?
Not until I saw a
tattoo on his right arm,
at which point I knew
he was Eastern Front.
- This one?
- Yes, sir.
Or was it this one?
Objection, counsel is
attempting to confuse the witness.
I'm simply trying to determine
how observant Officer Penn
was on the night in question.
It was this one.
Thank you.
Please enter into the
record that Officer Penn
has misidentified Mr. Burns' tattoo.
It's OK.
We on the new wave ♪
We on the next phase ♪
We living in the future ♪
On the next page ♪
Surfing stars, star trekkin' ♪
Up in deep space ♪
And then we switch, switch it up ♪
Better keep pace, y'all ♪
Chastity.
It's me, Skip Tracer Randy.
Randy!
What are you doing here?
You never visit me at work.
I come bearing the best
friend of every girl, diamonds.
Did I hear something about diamonds?
Yes, I have gifts for Chastity
and for all of Chastity's
beautiful friends.
That is so sweet, and way too much.
[CHUCKLES] Speak for yourself.
This pales in comparison
to the luminous sparkle of your eyes.
OK, um [CLEARS THROAT]
What what what
what's going on with you?
What's with all these gifts?
Uh, I find myself suddenly shy
in the face of this
life-defining moment.
- Here, have some gold.
- Stop, stop.
Spill it.
OK, um
Ice cold, ice cold ♪
Chastity Sneed, marry me,
and I will love you forever,
forsaking all others
for the rest of my life.
- Randy, OK.
- Oh, God, no.
I should not have just
blurted out a proposal like that.
OK. I have to win your heart first.
It's OK. It's OK.
But I'm with Pete.
You
You know that.
Yes, but I was hoping that
my heart and my millions
could help bridge that great divide.
- Wait, millions?
- Yes.
Many millions, many, many,
many, many, many millions.
Oh.
Well, have you thought of
maybe a sugar daddy situation?
Ooh, a sugar daddy.
That sounds delicious.
- What is that?
- [LAUGHS]
I would have to talk
to Pete, though, first.
Oh, so I would not
have you exclusively?
- No.
- OK, yeah, I understand.
I will contemplate
this potential wrinkle
in our future together
while you speak to Peter.
- OK.
- OK, great.
And to be clear, you
do not want these gifts?
I really do, actually.
But no.
No, no, no.
I, uh
You hang on to them for now.
OK, OK.
Wonderful.
- Just Girls, no.
- I'm so sorry, girls.
Hi, did you look at the files I sent?
Yeah, briefly. Seems
like title fraud to me.
Just send me over
everything Mrs. Harper has
regarding the house, OK?
- Thanks. You're the best.
- OK.
[PHONE CLICKS]
- [GUN CLICKS]
- Don't move.
Hey, this is not a problem, OK?
I got my keys and my
wallet in my jacket pocket.
- You can have them.
- I'm not here to rob you.
You're going to drop the
charges against Colin Burns.
No, I'm
I'm not.
But before you pull the trigger,
you should know that
my wife is a detective,
and she's also a sharpshooter.
Oh, I'm not here to
threaten you, Wesley.
It's Sean Del Monte's
world we'll destroy.
That angel of a kid of his
turns into quite the devil
when daddy ain't around.
I'm talking ketamine, coke, MDMA.
And we've got the video to prove it.
So check your email
and drop the charges,
or we'll destroy that kid's life.
[TENSE MUSIC]
♪
[PHONE RINGING]
[GROANS]
Randy?
Yeah, I'm leaving Chastity's club.
My love story has been hiccupped,
but I remain undaunted.
[TIRES SCREECHING] Oh.
Hello, potential new friends.
Is there something I
may assist you with?
Randy, what's happening?
Oh, I believe I'm being robbed.
Randy, I'm five blocks away.
Just give them what they want.
So I should warn you,
I've been registered as a
lethal weapon in four states
and the territory of Guam.
[SUSPENSEFUL ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
OK, well, I've been
told to let you rob me,
but I do not believe
that's the right thing to do,
so you may begin.
Start, start it up ♪
[GROANS]
♪
Go ♪
[SIREN WAILING]
♪
[GROANS]
Crunchy.
Hands.
On your back, let's go.
I am sorry for hurting you,
but I did warn you
of my skill level, so
Let me guess.
You rolled in here and started
throwing the money around,
and they jumped you.
Oh, that's correct, yes.
All right, so here's the problem.
This title looks legitimate.
That is your signature
handing over the property
to someone named Priscilla Robins.
You see, I knew there was
some kind of misunderstanding,
'cause Priscilla is my friend,
and she helped me put the
house into trust for my protection.
And then, how do you know Priscilla?
Oh, this Facebook group,
We Love Old Houses.
People post pictures of their homes,
and then everyone
says how lovely they are.
Well, Priscilla, she DM'd me
and asked if I'd ever
considered putting my house
into trust now that
I have it paid off,
and it would protect
me from title theft.
And she offered to do
that for you personally.
Now, that's why I'm confused.
Because Priscilla brought the
documents over to me to sign,
so she's my witness.
Mom, Priscilla
Priscilla is not your witness, OK?
She's the trustee.
You signed the deed over to her,
and she now owns your home,
and she is having you evicted.
Mom, did you even read this?
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[TEARFULLY] I'm sorry.
- Mom.
- Don't blame yourself, Ruth.
It's a mistake any of us could make.
- [KNOCKING]
- Hey, sorry to interrupt.
I need to steal my wife.
What's going on?
Something happened, and I need to talk
to my wife about what I should do.
Not a cop, my wife.
OK, cop me is in the drawer.
[EXHALES]
I'm I'm covering the Colin Burns
murder case for Del Monte,
and the Eastern
Front just leaned on me,
- to make the charges go away.
- If they threatened you,
cop me is coming out of the drawer.
Look, they didn't threaten me,
but they have video
of Sean's son Logan
buying hardcore drugs.
Don't show me.
I'll have to follow up.
Does Del Monte know his kid is using?
I can't imagine.
I mean, he thinks he's a Boy Scout.
This this is gonna wreck him.
If you're asking me
should you pass along
this message from the Eastern Front,
the answer is
Is yes.
But not because Del
Monte is being extorted,
because his child is in trouble
and he deserves to
hear that from a friend.
Hm.
♪
[SIGHS]
You OK? What are you doing?
I'm holding Rodge in my mind's eye,
letting his energy emanate,
and the perfect gift
will magically appear.
OK.
- Anything?
- A spice rack.
I'm the worst girlfriend in the world.
OK, well, I mean, you
know, let's not take it that far.
You know
Randy was right,
- about one thing.
- What? Randy?
You know, going to a
subject matter expert,
- it's a, it's a smart move.
- [LINE TRILLING]
Oh, you're saying ask the boys
- what a boy would want.
- Yes, I am.
[PHONE RINGING]
- What's up?
- Hey, hi. This won't be long.
So it's Rodge's birthday,
and Celina needs
help picking out a gift,
and we were wondering
what a guy's perspective was.
Good whisky and a cigar.
It's for her 20-something boyfriend,
not her father-in-law.
Well, what's his love language?
Uh, music, I guess.
I mean, he's written Celina,
like, a hundred songs.
Great.
Write a song for him.
OK, no, no, that is a big no.
The man's a professional.
You can't write a song
good enough to impress him.
It don't have to be
perfect, just heartfelt.
- I can do heartfelt.
- Aw.
Well, do you play an instrument?
No. [CHUCKLES]
Let's just keep thinking, maybe.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
We spoke with detectives
in the fraud department,
and Priscilla has been
on their radar for a while,
but, they haven't been
able to prove anything
because the paperwork is legit.
So I won't be getting my house back?
We are working on it.
But if we can catch Priscilla
engaging in a similar fraud,
then that would go a
long way with the courts.
So we set a sting operation,
posting photos of my
house, on Priscilla's site.
But how will that trap her?
She only targets the
elderly homeowners.
Because we are going to use a decoy,
to pose as the owner.
Oh, hot damn.
This is gonna be so much fun.
[SHUTTER CLICKS]
[PHONE RINGING]
- Hey.
- Hey, how's Randy?
Oh, yeah, he's fine.
Thank you.
Yeah, he's writing up a
statement as we speak.
Oh, good.
God, I feel awful.
This only happened
because he was trying
- to impress me.
- Yeah, I know.
He mentioned being your
confectionery paramour,
which I took to mean sugar daddy.
You think that's a bad idea?
I think it's none of my business,
but I just don't want to
see anybody get hurt.
OK, well, I don't know what to do.
Because I talked to Pete,
and he thinks it's a great idea,
and he wants me to
ask Randy for a Porsche.
He's not even the least bit jealous?
- Pete's very evolved.
- [TIRES SCREECH]
Excuse me.
Watch where you're going.
- Excuse me
- Chastity?
Hey!
[MUFFLED SPEECH] Ow, no!
Are you OK? Chastity?
[TIRES SCREECHING]
I'll just be one minute.
- [KNOCKING]
- Got a minute?
What's up?
This about the Burns case?
Not entirely.
It's also personal.
I was just approached by a
member of the Burns crew.
They want us to drop the charges
or they're going to
release this video.
What
Is that Logan?
What is this?
What, are they following my son now?
My guess is one of
the dealers figured out
who his father was.
Did you know he was using?
No, of course not.
He-he's a good kid.
You know, he's always squared away.
He gets good grades.
Not that I've been around lately.
I mean, what kind
of father doesn't know
that his son is this far gone?
Look, addicts have 100 tricks, OK?
You can't blame yourself.
The important point is, you know now.
You can help him.
How?
I mean, first of all,
Logan has to check himself into rehab.
And if it's just simple possession,
he will get a drug diversion program.
Vivian would love that.
I mean, my bid for DA
would basically be over.
I know.
No, no, no, no.
OK, no, no, no.
I'll just [SIGHS]
OK, OK, what if Burns testifies
that he was drunk that night?
It was a basic bar brawl, right?
It was about self-defense.
If he thought he was in
danger, if he fears for his life,
that's, that's justifiable homicide.
You're not seriously
considering that, are you?
It's my son, Wes.
If you give in, they
will keep coming back.
Trust me, I've been there.
The only way out,
is to take away their bargaining chip.
I understand that, but
if this video gets out,
that's the rest of his life.
It'll define him, you know?
It'll destroy him.
I know.
[SOMBER MUSIC]
But if you give in
They will own you.
$5 million for the safe
return of my girlfriend.
They called Chastity my girlfriend.
- Son, focus.
- Right, yes.
If I don't send the money,
they will take her life
in the most depraved way possible?
I'll call in the tech guys.
So we'll get up on your phone
so we're ready for the next contact.
I'm going to need a list of everyone
who knows about your money.
Oh, it's a short list.
I am highly discreet.
Oh, oh, thank goodness you're here.
- Hi.
- You must be Randy.
- Yes, Randy, hello.
- I'm Wolfgang Puck.
And thank you so much
for your amazing
donation to my charities.
I'm sorry, are you catering
the hostage negotiations?
Yes.
His braised ribs are to die for.
All right, where can we set up?
The roll call, I guess,
the glass room.
All right, let's go.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Uh, what is happening?
Randy has a world-class chef
catering the hostage negotiations.
Actually, he will be
catering the celebration.
- [CASH REGISTER DINGS]
- I have just paid the ransom.
Chastity will be
returned to me unharmed.
You did what?
They're more likely to
kill her than give her back.
- [SPEAKS GERMAN]
- Tim's right.
You just made this 100 times worse.
[PHONE DINGING]
Oh, thank God.
OK, so they are not going to kill her,
but they are going to
double the original ransom.
OK, that is why you
never pay the ransom.
I'm not paying another
dime until I see proof of life.
You'll make them angry.
The promise of your
money is the only thing
keeping her alive.
You hand it over to them,
she's just a witness
they need to silence.
[TENSE MUSIC]
What?
We should kill her and take off.
- We already got the 5 million.
- No.
This guy is good for more.
Look, you saw how
fast he paid us, right?
We make him sweat it over tonight.
Then we give him proof
of life in the morning
when he's desperate.
♪
"We'll make contact in
the morning or we'll kill her."
"Not sure which.
Stay tuned to find out."
This is verruckt.
How am I going to
survive the night without
descending into madness?
Oh, no, I can't
♪
Fine.
Randy, you can come home with me.
Bailey and I will keep you company.
Thank you, my second bestest friend.
Come on.
We are almost set up.
- Where are you going?
- Oh, a slight change of plans.
Can you unset up and take
everything to this man's home?
- OK.
- Great.
I will email you a MapQuest link.
So let's review.
I am nowhere closer
getting a present for Rodge.
And I am climbing the walls.
Because where the
hell are the test results?
Bradford, hi. [LAUGHS]
- Uh-oh, what'd I do?
- Nothing.
She's been white knuckling all day
waiting for the sergeant's
list to be posted.
- Oh, you didn't hear?
- What? No.
What-what-what did I not hear?
- What?
- It got delayed.
It should be out by
tomorrow. I'm sorry.
- I know it's hard to wait.
- No, this is fine.
One day, two days, a
week, what does it matter?
It's totally fine.
Yep.
[LAUGHS]
- Dinner's almost ready.
- Thanks.
Are you sure I can't help?
It is all under control, so just rest.
I can tell you're still angry with me.
It's just that it is a
stressful situation, OK?
But it's gonna be fine.
I'm-I'm-I'm dealing with it.
I know I'm not as strong as you are,
but, you don't have
to treat me like a child.
- I'm not.
- Oh, yes, you are.
That woman conned me,
and it happens with
old people all the time.
But this is not about
you being old, mom.
You have been like this my whole life.
You trust everyone.
You let Dad walk all over you.
And you-you fall for
every sob story you hear.
I happen to believe
most people are good.
Well, I used to believe that,
and then I got out into the real world
and realized that I was
completely underprepared.
I will not make that
mistake with my kids.
I will make sure that they are safe
and that they know what is out there.
[SOMBER MUSIC]
[SIGHS]
♪
The guest room is made up
with warm milk on the bedside table.
Thank you.
You are the best best friend
and the best second best friend
- a man could hope for.
- Of course.
And I know it's really scary,
but she's going to be OK.
Yeah.
I don't know if you
guys know this about me,
but, I get into trouble quite often.
I know, I know.
Yes, no, but it's true.
I don't think things through.
I'm very impulsive.
You know, people are
always telling me, "Randy",
"you're so handsome and brilliant,"
"but, you know, you are
not cautious enough."
But I didn't listen.
And now Chastity is in danger,
and it's because of my foolishness.
Well, it's not entirely your fault,
and there's really not a
whole lot you can do tonight,
so you should get some rest,
and it'll feel more
manageable in the morning.
Yes.
You are very wise,
like an owl in a cartoon.
Hmm.
OK.
Yes.
Well, did you hear back yet from Pete?
Yeah, he was trying to get on a plane,
but no surprises,
he's on a no-fly list,
so he's taking a bus.
I'll tell you this.
Our lives are never boring.
No, they are not.
[PHONE RINGING]
John Nolan.
- He did what?
- What's happening?
You kidnapped the love
of my life, sweet Chastity,
so here is the ransom,
except you will never
see $1 of this money,
because no ransom will
ever be paid for her life.
Instead, I'm offering this
as a reward on your heads.
Randy, what are you doing?
Turning the tables.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
This will let us listen in
on your conversation with Priscilla.
Mija, I've seen "The Sopranos."
I know what a wire is.
Hey, when's the last
time you had a manicure?
- Priscilla made contact?
- Last night.
- Oh, Emilia, you look so nice.
- Thank you.
- It's my undercover outfit.
- Oh, you go, girl.
[BOTH SQUEALING]
Anyway, I set up a meeting
this morning with
Priscilla at my house.
My mom will pretend to be interested
in putting it in a trust.
We need Priscilla lying on tape
- about the paperwork.
- I know.
Otherwise, you can't prove it's fraud.
I'm wearing a wire.
Oh, like "The Sopranos."
- That's what I said.
- [BOTH SQUEALING]
OK, uh, Mrs. Lopez,
are you sure you want to do this?
Do what?
Have a conversation with a
woman at my daughter's house?
Mami, we just need to know
that you understand the risks.
Listen, this puta
messes with my friend
and thinks I'm not gonna
do something about it?
Priscilla better hope that
she understands the risks.
All right, let's do this.
[SIGHS]
Hey.
Hey!
You tell your clients
they crossed the line
coming after my kid.
- Sean, I don't know
- Shut up!
[TENSE MUSIC]
It is taking every ounce
of willpower I have
not to put you in the
hospital right now.
The DA's office will not be
dropping charges against Colin Burns.
In fact, I'm gonna make
prosecuting the Eastern Front
my own personal mission.
They're all going down.
Now get the hell out of my face.
Walk.
Hey.
Is everything OK?
No
No, it's not OK.
I just ruined my son's life.
You had no choice.
You know that doesn't
make it sting any less.
Look, I'm gonna be offline
for the rest of the day.
There's a bed open at
a rehab up in the Valley,
and they said if I get my
son there before noon, it's his.
So
Will you cover for me today?
Yeah, of course.
Thanks, Wes.
Mami, say something
to test the microphone.
All that money, and you and Wesley
can't hire a cleaning lady.
[SIGHS] You don't need to yell,
and we have one.
Well, the microphone works.
[SIGHS]
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
♪
It's show time, Mami.
Put your game face on.
I never take it off.
♪
[KNOCKS]
You must be Priscilla.
- Yes.
- Come in.
- Anything I can get you?
- No, thank you.
Wow, what a beautiful home.
Well, it's not what I would have done,
but I guess it works.
Really, Mami?
My husband, he made
all the design choices.
- Ah.
- Bless his soul.
And so you own the house outright?
Oh, yes.
Paid it off last year.
Oh, she's doing so well.
It took me 32 years
and two jobs, but I did it.
Oh, good for you.
So here is the paperwork we discussed.
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot my glasses.
Can you just explain to me
what this document says?
Smart move, Emilia.
So signing this will put
the house into a trust,
and what that will do is make
it so your family can forgo
the whole probate
process after you're gone,
saving them all kinds
of time and money
while they're still mourning you.
And I still get to live here,
until I die?
Of course.
- There it is.
- [LAUGHS]
- [DOORBELL RINGING]
- Oh, that must be my daughter.
Oh, I I didn't know you
were expecting company.
- I'll get out of your hair.
- Oh, no, no, that's fine.
She wants to meet you.
Hi, Priscilla.
Detective Angela Lopez, LAPD.
You're under arrest for fraud.
Guy was driving down
Wilshire with an RPG
in the gun rack of his pickup truck.
This is the second nutjob
we've arrested this morning.
They all came to LA to collect
on Randy's crazy bounty.
Which means there's probably
five times more still out there.
You need to get Randy to call it off.
Oh, I tried.
But, Randy believes
the pressure will force
the kidnappers to play ball,
and I don't know that
he's wrong, which is weird,
because, really, Randy is so wrong.
♪
They made contact.
My pressure campaign, it worked.
- Are we ready to trace it?
- Yeah, we'll mirror
their video on that monitor.
OK, and-and I will stand
in front of this background
so they don't know where I am.
Ooh, places, everyone.
They'll bounce a signal
around several IP addresses,
so keep them talking.
Got it?
Yes, I'm Skip Tracer Randy.
I have the gift of the gab.
[PHONE BEEPS]
[SLOWLY] Hello.
Skip Tracer Randy here.
How
Hope you enjoyed
your little stunt last night.
The price has tripled.
Fine, I don't care.
Just show me she's OK.
I want to know she's all right.
She's fine.
You got one hour to send
us $15 million in Bitcoin,
- or she'll stop being fine.
- I understand.
I will send as quickly as I can.
Chastity, my love.
I don't understand.
[LINE BEEPS]
Was that long enough?
No.
I'm sorry.
What was that she was doing
at the end with her right hand?
I think she signed something.
Can you
Can you play it back?
[TENSE MUSIC]
Mall.
It can't be a functioning mall.
That place looked abandoned.
I bet it's the Stonefield Mall.
That place has been
shut down for a year.
Perfect place to go
underground with a hostage.
- Right.
- OK.
Uh, you wait here.
We got this.
You're doing the right thing, buddy.
Listen to me.
I'm proud of you, Logan.
Your mom and I are going to
be with you every step of the way,
no matter what.
- Yeah, right.
But I'm thinking this is
a mistake, though, Pops,
because I don't really have a problem.
I've just made a few
bad decisions, but, uh,
I could totally get
better on my own without rehab.
- So I
- Hey, hey.
No, no, no, no, no.
Listen to me.
We talked about this, all right?
This place is going to
make you better, I promise.
You stay strong. Keep
your head in the game.
- You're going to be fine, OK?
- OK.
You got this.
[ENGINE RUMBLES]
[TIRES SCREECH]
- Get down!
- [GUNFIRE]
Control, this is 7-Adam-19.
We hear gunshots north of Sunset.
[GUNSHOTS, GLASS SHATTERING]
- [SCREAMING]
- [KEYPAD BEEPING]
- [GUN CLICKS]
- Stay in the car.
Stay down!
[GUNSHOTS]
Let me see your hands!
- Freeze!
- That is Sean Del Monte.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Driver's down.
Passenger's on foot.
Logan, it's OK, buddy.
We're good.
♪
[GRUNTING]
It's all right. Come on, get out.
We're good.
- Hey.
- [SIRENS WAILING]
My son's been shot!
Get an ambulance!
The second the money lands,
we drop the girl and take off.
The money's gonna
be automatically split up
into three fresh accounts,
one for each of us.
Then we go our separate ways.
♪
[ENGINES RUMBLING]
♪
All right, we need to
establish a perimeter
while SWAT does their initial recon.
Get the full triage kit
ready in case it's bad.
- Hey.
- Hi.
[HARD ROCK MUSIC BLASTING]
Those have got to
be Randy's vigilantes.
They must have heard about
our operation on the police radio.
♪
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[GLASS SHATTERING]
Well, we gotta stop them.
They're gonna get Chastity killed.
Hey!
Wait, is that
Oh, my God.
Chastity?
You're kidding me.
How did you get away?
Oh, they were too busy
patting themselves on the back
about being geniuses that
they totally forgot about me,
so, I rescued myself.
- Yeah, you did.
- Where were they holding you?
In the back of an
old department store,
mid mall, ground level.
There's three of them,
Ivan, Wayne, and Maddox.
I'm so glad you're OK.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Oh, how's Randy?
He's worried sick.
Let's get you in the ambulance,
- and I'll call him.
- Yeah.
This is now a cleanup operation.
- No friendlies left inside.
- Yes, sir.
All right, let's do it.
[TENSE MUSIC]
♪
[ENGINES REVVING]
Why aren't we shooting them?
Shooting policy is clear.
We need probable cause
they might commit a felony.
And the machine guns on
their back don't give us that?
No, it's not illegal to
make a citizen's arrest
nor to use reasonable
force to make that arrest.
That includes using their weapons,
so, shooting armed civilians
is not company policy.
They are interfering
with police operations.
They come at us, all bets are off.
[ENGINE REVVING]
Target down.
[ENGINES REVVING]
On your 6:00!
Police!
Get off the bike!
Take cover!
[GUNFIRE]
[ENGINE REVVING]
[GUNSHOTS]
Cuff him, Boot.
Jesus, let's get outta here.
You were supposed to
be watching her, man!
Police, show me those hands!
Whoa, whoa.
Go, go, go, go, go!
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Go, go!
♪
[GUNSHOTS]
Cuff that one too, Boot.
♪
Go left.
Roger.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[WOOD CLATTERING]
[GROANING]
[HANDCUFFS CLICK]
♪
It's over!
Clearly, you are trapped.
Otherwise you wouldn't be
hanging around to look at me,
which means you
want to get out of here,
you gotta go through me.
Now, you listen very carefully.
I have logged hundreds
of hours at the firing range,
and I am sighted on your position,
which means if you
decide to fight your way out,
your chances of getting shot are 100%.
So throw out your gun,
get on the ground,
arms and legs spread.
♪
[GUN CLATTERS]
♪
Do not move.
Control, suspect in custody.
Code 4.
I am not gonna lie,
I am super surprised that worked.
[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
Hey, I came as soon as I heard.
- Is Is Logan
- Yeah, he's gonna be OK.
Kristina's in there with him now.
The bullet just grazed his neck,
but, if it had been a half an
inch to the right, you know?
But it wasn't.
You protected him.
And now the LAPD is gonna come down
on the Eastern Front
like an avalanche.
Yeah.
Look, Wes, I'm dropping
out of the DA's race.
There's gonna be a press
conference in the morning.
I just wanted to give
you the heads up on that.
I think right now, I just need
to stay out of the
spotlight, you know?
[WILL HYDE'S "WHEN U NEED ME."]
You're making the right call, Sean.
- I know.
- I don't know how to say things ♪
That I know are gonna hurt you ♪
- You're a good dad.
- I don't know how to carry ♪
This burden but I still do ♪
Thank you both for everything.
Oh, please, honestly,
you did all the work.
Very impressive.
[PHONE BEEPS HARSHLY]
Randy, you seem distracted.
Yes, I'm trying to
remember the password
- for my Bitcoin wallet.
- [PHONE BEEPS HARSHLY]
- You forgot the password?
- Today was very stressful.
- All right.
- Snuffleupagus.
[PHONE BEEPS HARSHLY]
Chastity, would it be possible
to remain your sugar daddy
without having any actual sugar?
No, I'm sorry.
No, I completely understand.
In fact, I'm a bit relieved.
Being wealthy was highly
unenjoyable for my entire body.
Yes.
- Why don't we let her get some rest?
- Oh, yes, of course.
Good news is I already
paid for Sergeant Bradford's
special thank you
surprise, so yippee-ki-yay.
Bradford, you got
someone here to see you,
says he knows Randy.
Perfect.
Hey, Kiké Hernández.
What?
I'm a huge fan.
I'm a
What are you doing here?
Some German guy
paid $100,000 to charity
for me to hang out
with you for a few hours.
I guess he wanted to thank
you for saving his girlfriend.
OK, I take back
almost every awful thing
I ever said about the guy.
Well, you got me for
the next three hours.
So what are we doing?
I got a mitt in my truck.
Uh, you want to play catch,
like we're
in "Field of Dreams" or something?
Uh, well, I mean,
yeah, if you don't mind.
I can probably get someone
to let you borrow a glove.
- Never leave home without one.
- Let's do it.
Ooh, Leah is finally out.
Ooh, that child is like you at night.
Don't want to miss a thing.
Oh, believe me, I am aware
I am reaping my karmic
reward with that child.
And, Mom, I
I know that I have been
hard on you, these last few days.
It's just that you and I see
the world very differently.
But that does not mean
that you are not strong.
It is a superpower to still
see the good in people
even after they have
taken advantage of you.
Well, it's a certain
kind of superpower
to see all the darkness
and evil in the world
and choose to still try
to make a difference.
I admire that in you, Nyla.
Thank you, Mom.
And I am grateful that you are you.
Mm.
♪
OK.
So I, um
I wrote you a song for your birthday.
That's amazing.
How did I not know you play guitar?
I don't.
So it's gonna be rough,
like, really rough.
- OK.
- And it's in Spanish.
It's already my favorite song.
[SINGING IN SPANISH]
Ooh, uh [LAUGHS]
Let me start all
over again. It's, um
Sorry, I really tried.
And I just learned
these chords last night,
so it's not even finished.
It's beautiful.
You're beautiful.
How about we finish it together?
Maybe I can play it on tour.
Wait, you're going on tour?
Europe and Scandinavia
just got confirmed.
That's
That's so exciting.
Are you playing in Paris?
Please tell me you're playing in Paris
because I will totally come visit.
We will not be in Paris.
We will be in Kiruna.
It's a wonderfully charming
small town in Northern Sweden.
How does 19 hours of daylight sound?
Bright.
Yeah.
I'm sure there will be other
cities with normal sunsets.
And we can figure out when
you're coming tomorrow.
But, right now, we
have a song to finish.
So tell me about it.
What was it?
It's, uh
Well, it's, uh
- Here first?
- Para.
[BOTH SINGING IN SPANISH]
Cielo ♪
La, la ♪
I'm not finished.
- La, la, la ♪
- [LAUGHTER]
Checking the time
isn't gonna get that
list posted any faster.
What is taking so long?
I mean, Grey should
have posted the list like
like, minutes ago.
OK
God.
OK, you know this,
but it's gonna be OK,
no matter what that
piece of paper says.
I really can't handle that
kind of blind optimism
from you right now. I
just really need to know.
Oh, my gosh, hi.
- Breathe, Chen.
- Yes, sorry.
[SIGHS] Oh, my God.
I don't think I can look.
Do you want me to look for you?
Yes.
No, um
Yeah.
Yes, please.
Thank you.
- Lucy.
- Yeah?
Look.
[SOFT MUSIC]
♪
Typical A student.
Nervous you're gonna fail,
even when you're top of the class.
- I did it.
- Of course, you did it.
[LAUGHS]
Congratulations, Chen.
You'll be able to use those
new credentials right away.
What?
A Sergeant
position is open here?
- On the night shift.
- Oh
That
That
OK.
That's great.
Is it possible to trade or any?
- No.
- Yeah, that's
Again, congratulations, Sergeant.
Thank you, sir.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
♪