Teen Titans Go! (2013) s07e33 Episode Script
Go!
1
Go!
T-E-E-N
T-I-T-A-N-S
Teen Titans, let's go
TEEN-EEN-EE-EE-EE-EEN
Teen Titans, go
Plasmus.
He's on a radioactive rampage.
We gots to stop him before he
destroys the entire city.
Robin, launch us into the action
with the inspiring catchphrase.
It would be my pleasure.
Titans, go!
It's the Titan Teens!
They must be here
to help stop Plasmus.
No, we're here to stop you.
- Stop us from the what?
- Using the word "Go."
A "Cease and Desist!" letter?
The word "go" is a registered
trademark of the Titan Teens.
- A trade what now?
- He said trademark, fool.
I can explain.
Actually, I'm the one who
explains things to my team
A trademark is a word, phrase, or
symbol used to identify the products
or services of a business.
"Go!" is a trademark of our team,
so legally it belongs to us.
But we use that word.
Why doesn't it belong to us?
Because we filed some fancy
paperworks and made it official, yo.
Which means your team
has to stop using "Go!"
Ooh.
Why don't you "go" ahead
and make me?
I'm warning you, using our
trademark will result in damages.
Oh, yeah?
Well
Go! Go, go, go,
Go, go, go, go, go
Yeah, that did some damage.
And that's just
for your first use of "go."
I believe there were nine more.
We suggest you find a new catchphrase
because this one is spoken for.
Titan Teens, go!
But that was my catchphrase.
It's what I say to initiate
everything we do.
It's cool, yo.
You're the Boy Wonder.
You can come up
with a new catchphrase.
Yeah. Let's see what that
wonder brain of yours can do.
Initiate a return to the Tower
with the new catchphrase.
Okay. Uh
Titans, depart!
Titans, set forth!
Titans, onward!
Yeah, these aren't
doing it for us.
I don't feel motivated
to do nothing.
If it's going to inspire us
to action,
it's got to be catchy. That's why
it's called a "catchphrase."
We will stand here as long as it takes
for you to come up with a new phrase.
Titans, proceed!
Titans, let's do it!
Titans uh!
Forget it.
Titans, what do you say
we get some tacos?
I don't know. What do you say?
Titans!
Please join me in the T-Car.
No, thanks, bro.
We appreciate the invite,
but we politely decline.
Yeah, we'll just chill here.
Fine. We'll play
a game instead.
Ooh! Yes!
We like the fun games.
Good. It's called
Red Light-Green light.
When I say Green Light, we all
pile into the T-Car. Got it?
Green Light!
It worked. I can
finally get some tacos!
Oh, there's the taco stand!
- Why didn't you stop?
- You did not call "Red-Light."
Red-Light! Red-Light!
Well, don't stop in the middle
of a busy intersection!
Move! Move!
You gots to say
the magic word, fool.
Green-Light! Green-Light!
Phew! That was close.
Red-Light.
This isn't working.
I'll never be able
to replace the word "Go!"
Can't use the
perfect catchphrase.
It's short, it's punchy, ain't
nowhere better than the word, "Go!"
Looks like Robin isn't the only
one who can't say the word, "Go!"
None of us can say the word that
begins with G and ends with O.
- "Gumbo?"
- "Go!"
Perhaps if we change
the tense of the G word,
we can do the "go-ing."
This is ridiculous.
We have to fix
this trademark situation.
And I know just the place to go.
The United States Patent
and Trademark Office.
Whoa!
- Pretty cool, isn't it?
- Sure is.
The Titan Teens?
What are you all doing here?
We received
a "Cease and desist" letter.
Apparently our
trademark expired.
Now we're not permitted
to use the word "go."
Go figure.
Wait a second.
If the trademark no longer belongs to
your team, then who does it belong to?
The word "go" is now
a registered trademark of T-T.
T-T!
That must stand for Teen Titans!
The trademark must have
reverted back to us.
So now we can say "Go!"
Incorrect. The initials T- stand for Trademark Troll.
Trademark Troll?
What's a Trademark Troll?
I can explain.
Trademark Trolls are vile creatures
that register trademarks
with no intention
of actually using them.
They simply make money by suing
anyone who does use them.
Where can we find this troll
of the mark of the trade?
The trolls live
under the bridges,
so we must find the river
nearest our present location.
Trademarks, trademarks, trademark! Yeah.
So many trademarks!
Trademark Troll!
We'd like a word.
Hold on. I have to take this. Trademark Troll.
I already told you, Batman.
The word "bat"
belongs to me now.
So either pay up or change
the name of your Batmobile.
And your Bat Cave, Batarang, Bat rope,
Bat cuffs, Bat saw, Bat flame-thrower.
Yes. I know bats are sort of your thing,
and suing people is sort of my thing.
We're here about the G word.
If you want to use the word
"Go!" then it'll cost you.
Let's say a million dollars.
Or I'll sue you into oblivion!
I have a better idea.
Let's settle out of court.
Bring it! I'm a troll.
I'll pound you to dust.
- Uh, Titans?
- You've got our backs, right?
We'll never motivate our teams
without our catchphrase!
Titans, help
- Yo, should we, like, help them?
- Mm. Kinda hard to know.
I do not feel inspired
to do the anything.
We need to say our catchphrase.
But Trademark Troll
owns the word.
True. But it doesn't
own the letters.
Divide and conquer.
- Titans! Guh.
- Titans! O!
- What?
- It won't work if we don't get the timing right.
- Titans! Guh.
- Titans! O!
- Huh?
- Faster!
- Titans! Guh-Guh-Guh-Guh-Guh-Guh.
- Titans! O-O-O-O-O-O!
- Go!
- Go!
Our help is needed.
Got to respect
the dead catchphrase!
Booyah!
Boogah!
Azarath Citrion Zinthos!
My computer!
You're finished,
Trademark Troll.
We're bringing
your operation to an end.
Forget it.
You'll never defeat me.
Or my new friend!
Go! Get 'em!
Please, listen to me.
You're more than
just a trademark to us.
You're the seventh and fifteenth
letters of the alphabet.
Seven and fifteen
equal twenty two.
The atomic number of Titanium.
You are an essential element
of our team.
What?
We can never replace you.
Come back to us.
T
E
E
N
T-I-T-A-N-S!
No! No, no!
T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S!
You belong to me!
I forbid you from going, Go!
T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S!
Teen Titans, let's go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Going forward,
let's agree that "Go!"
will be shared by both teams.
Deal.
Well, we should probably head home now
that I can finally say "Go!" again.
I've got a long list of work my
team needs to go catch up on.
And I promised my team
we would go out for ice cream!
Titans, go!
Hey, where are you guys going?
Go!
T-E-E-N
T-I-T-A-N-S
Teen Titans, let's go
TEEN-EEN-EE-EE-EE-EEN
Teen Titans, go
Plasmus.
He's on a radioactive rampage.
We gots to stop him before he
destroys the entire city.
Robin, launch us into the action
with the inspiring catchphrase.
It would be my pleasure.
Titans, go!
It's the Titan Teens!
They must be here
to help stop Plasmus.
No, we're here to stop you.
- Stop us from the what?
- Using the word "Go."
A "Cease and Desist!" letter?
The word "go" is a registered
trademark of the Titan Teens.
- A trade what now?
- He said trademark, fool.
I can explain.
Actually, I'm the one who
explains things to my team
A trademark is a word, phrase, or
symbol used to identify the products
or services of a business.
"Go!" is a trademark of our team,
so legally it belongs to us.
But we use that word.
Why doesn't it belong to us?
Because we filed some fancy
paperworks and made it official, yo.
Which means your team
has to stop using "Go!"
Ooh.
Why don't you "go" ahead
and make me?
I'm warning you, using our
trademark will result in damages.
Oh, yeah?
Well
Go! Go, go, go,
Go, go, go, go, go
Yeah, that did some damage.
And that's just
for your first use of "go."
I believe there were nine more.
We suggest you find a new catchphrase
because this one is spoken for.
Titan Teens, go!
But that was my catchphrase.
It's what I say to initiate
everything we do.
It's cool, yo.
You're the Boy Wonder.
You can come up
with a new catchphrase.
Yeah. Let's see what that
wonder brain of yours can do.
Initiate a return to the Tower
with the new catchphrase.
Okay. Uh
Titans, depart!
Titans, set forth!
Titans, onward!
Yeah, these aren't
doing it for us.
I don't feel motivated
to do nothing.
If it's going to inspire us
to action,
it's got to be catchy. That's why
it's called a "catchphrase."
We will stand here as long as it takes
for you to come up with a new phrase.
Titans, proceed!
Titans, let's do it!
Titans uh!
Forget it.
Titans, what do you say
we get some tacos?
I don't know. What do you say?
Titans!
Please join me in the T-Car.
No, thanks, bro.
We appreciate the invite,
but we politely decline.
Yeah, we'll just chill here.
Fine. We'll play
a game instead.
Ooh! Yes!
We like the fun games.
Good. It's called
Red Light-Green light.
When I say Green Light, we all
pile into the T-Car. Got it?
Green Light!
It worked. I can
finally get some tacos!
Oh, there's the taco stand!
- Why didn't you stop?
- You did not call "Red-Light."
Red-Light! Red-Light!
Well, don't stop in the middle
of a busy intersection!
Move! Move!
You gots to say
the magic word, fool.
Green-Light! Green-Light!
Phew! That was close.
Red-Light.
This isn't working.
I'll never be able
to replace the word "Go!"
Can't use the
perfect catchphrase.
It's short, it's punchy, ain't
nowhere better than the word, "Go!"
Looks like Robin isn't the only
one who can't say the word, "Go!"
None of us can say the word that
begins with G and ends with O.
- "Gumbo?"
- "Go!"
Perhaps if we change
the tense of the G word,
we can do the "go-ing."
This is ridiculous.
We have to fix
this trademark situation.
And I know just the place to go.
The United States Patent
and Trademark Office.
Whoa!
- Pretty cool, isn't it?
- Sure is.
The Titan Teens?
What are you all doing here?
We received
a "Cease and desist" letter.
Apparently our
trademark expired.
Now we're not permitted
to use the word "go."
Go figure.
Wait a second.
If the trademark no longer belongs to
your team, then who does it belong to?
The word "go" is now
a registered trademark of T-T.
T-T!
That must stand for Teen Titans!
The trademark must have
reverted back to us.
So now we can say "Go!"
Incorrect. The initials T- stand for Trademark Troll.
Trademark Troll?
What's a Trademark Troll?
I can explain.
Trademark Trolls are vile creatures
that register trademarks
with no intention
of actually using them.
They simply make money by suing
anyone who does use them.
Where can we find this troll
of the mark of the trade?
The trolls live
under the bridges,
so we must find the river
nearest our present location.
Trademarks, trademarks, trademark! Yeah.
So many trademarks!
Trademark Troll!
We'd like a word.
Hold on. I have to take this. Trademark Troll.
I already told you, Batman.
The word "bat"
belongs to me now.
So either pay up or change
the name of your Batmobile.
And your Bat Cave, Batarang, Bat rope,
Bat cuffs, Bat saw, Bat flame-thrower.
Yes. I know bats are sort of your thing,
and suing people is sort of my thing.
We're here about the G word.
If you want to use the word
"Go!" then it'll cost you.
Let's say a million dollars.
Or I'll sue you into oblivion!
I have a better idea.
Let's settle out of court.
Bring it! I'm a troll.
I'll pound you to dust.
- Uh, Titans?
- You've got our backs, right?
We'll never motivate our teams
without our catchphrase!
Titans, help
- Yo, should we, like, help them?
- Mm. Kinda hard to know.
I do not feel inspired
to do the anything.
We need to say our catchphrase.
But Trademark Troll
owns the word.
True. But it doesn't
own the letters.
Divide and conquer.
- Titans! Guh.
- Titans! O!
- What?
- It won't work if we don't get the timing right.
- Titans! Guh.
- Titans! O!
- Huh?
- Faster!
- Titans! Guh-Guh-Guh-Guh-Guh-Guh.
- Titans! O-O-O-O-O-O!
- Go!
- Go!
Our help is needed.
Got to respect
the dead catchphrase!
Booyah!
Boogah!
Azarath Citrion Zinthos!
My computer!
You're finished,
Trademark Troll.
We're bringing
your operation to an end.
Forget it.
You'll never defeat me.
Or my new friend!
Go! Get 'em!
Please, listen to me.
You're more than
just a trademark to us.
You're the seventh and fifteenth
letters of the alphabet.
Seven and fifteen
equal twenty two.
The atomic number of Titanium.
You are an essential element
of our team.
What?
We can never replace you.
Come back to us.
T
E
E
N
T-I-T-A-N-S!
No! No, no!
T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S!
You belong to me!
I forbid you from going, Go!
T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S!
Teen Titans, let's go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Going forward,
let's agree that "Go!"
will be shared by both teams.
Deal.
Well, we should probably head home now
that I can finally say "Go!" again.
I've got a long list of work my
team needs to go catch up on.
And I promised my team
we would go out for ice cream!
Titans, go!
Hey, where are you guys going?