Bob's Burgers s16e14 Episode Script
Stuck in the Middle with Hu(go)
1
- Hey, Bob. Hey, Linda.
- [LINDA] Hi, Teddy.
- Hi, Teddy.
- Good Lord, I'm hungry.
I had to work through lunch
to finish your drywall job.
I thought I was gonna die.
Boy, do I need a burger right now.
Oh, we ran out of burgers.
- What?
- I'm just kidding.
Don't do that to me, Bob!
I'm hungry and fragile. [SIGHS WEARILY]
One Eggsit Through the
Swiss Shop Burger, please.
Finally! Lunch.
I mean, it's 4:30 already.
It's almost an early
dinner at this point.
But it's not, Linda. It's lunch.
Dinner's a whole other meal I'm
definitely still having in two hours.
- Are we clear?
- Yeah, yeah, sure.
Crap, is it already 4:30? I'd better go.
Today's the last day
I can return the mini
blowtorch and the store closes at 6:00.
Aw, you had fun with that
thing, and you never have fun.
Yeah, but I can't justify the cost,
mostly because whenever I used it,
no one seemed to notice or care.
It kind of just tastes like what
a normal tomato tastes like. Sorry.
It's fine. I just I used a blowtorch.
Oh, my God! Why?
Forget it, I'm gonna go.
Okay, I'll be back
before the dinner rush.
And hopefully, the kids will be
back soon from wherever they went.
Uh, they said they were gonna
work remotely from the pier
and send us a Zoom
link, but I never got it.
A lot of chitchat today,
not a lot of cooking.
Okay, okay. Jeez.
Hey, kids. Did you enjoy
whatever you were doing
while you were shirking
your duties here?
- "Shirk" did.
- How dare you?
I flush my doodies.
I mean, sometimes.
Yeah, not often. Bye.
What were you kids doing?
We let Tina buy us stuff
at the gumball machines
on the boardwalk.
[MOUTHFUL] I got a giant
gumball and it's hurting my jaw
quite a bit right now.
But I'm not gonna quit
and let the gumball win.
Aw, never mind, I am. [SPITS]
And I got this temporary tattoo
of a turtle riding a skateboard.
Oh, it's gone. That
was really temporary.
And Jimmy Jr. gave me this ring.
Ooh!
I wouldn't say he gave it to you.
I mean, he handed it to me
and said something like
Hold on to this, Tina, as
a token of our connection,
both emotional and physical.
[BLOWS AIR]
Here.
Uh, no, I'm pretty sure he said
Zeke and I are gonna
go wrestle on the beach.
Will you hold this for me and
I'll come get it from you later?
I don't want it to fall out of my pocket
like what happened
with my Sacagawea coin.
Sure, but if you read
between the lines
How's that burger coming, Linda?
No pressure. But my stomach's
starting to eat itself.
It's coming. Kids, can one
of you give me a hand in here?
On it. Better take this baby off.
It's too gorgeous to be
covered in burger grease.
Yeah, that's what I used
to think about myself.
- But here we are.
- [COMICAL STING]
Sorry I'm returning you, blowtorch.
But we had some good times, right?
[IN ALTERED VOICE] Oh, don't
pretend you care about me, Bob.
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
What? I totally care about you.
You're great. You're
you're just too expensive.
It's not you, it's me.
I'm [SIGHS] I'm poor.
[BOB IN ALTERED VOICE] If I'm so great,
how come you never gave
me, like, a cool name?
[IN NORMAL VOICE] A cool name? Uh
Okay, fine. Uh
What about "Flamez" with a "z"?
[BOB IN ALTERED VOICE] Oh, that's good.
Can I tell that to the
next person that buys me?
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Sure, go ahead.
[IN ALTERED VOICE]
I hope they're hot, like me.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Ah, classic Flamez.
[IN ALTERED VOICE] Yeah. [LAUGHS]
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Oh, elevator. Don't mind if I do.
[EMPLOYEE] Almost as you nag us!
[HUGO] I'm not nagging, I'm
enforcing safety protocol!
Hugo? Oh crap.
- [HUGO] If I had fire ants
- Come on.
- Come on.
- I'd invest in a tube of caulk.
[EMPLOYEE] You're a tube of caulk!
[HUGO] I'm a tube of justice!
Damn it!
Ugh. Bob.
Hugo, I see you're
busy aggravating people.
Oh, and I see you're walking
around looking like a dumb slob,
carrying a bag of something
stupid, I'm guessing.
Well, this has been wonderful.
But I will now bid you
a hateful farewell
- [ELEVATOR SCREECHES]
- Uh, why did we stop?
I don't know.
Oh. Oh, no!
Uh, this isn't good.
- [BUZZING]
- Hello? Is anyone there?
[REPAIRMAN] New phone. Who is this?
Um, I was, I'm
[REPAIRMAN LAUGHS] Just kidding.
What-What's the problem?
My system's telling
me you're at the mall.
Are-Are you stuck?
Uh, yeah, we are.
[REPAIRMAN] Makes sense.
No one calls me to say how
well the elevator's working.
But don't worry. I'll send someone
and we'll get you moving in no time.
Okay, great.
[REPAIRMAN] I don't know
why I said "no time."
Sometimes it takes a long time.
- Oh.
- [REPAIRMAN] How many souls in there?
- Two, if you count Bob.
- Souls?
[REPAIRMAN] It's airline talk, and
elevators are like
the airplanes of malls.
Anyway, since there's two of you,
and you seem to know each other,
you can keep each other company
during this potentially very long week.
[BOB AND HUGO] Oh, my God!
- [TENSE STING]
- [BOB SIGHS]
I really wish I had taken the escalator.
[SCOFFS] Bob on an escalator.
I literally can't think
of a funnier image.
What? Wh-What does that mean?
You, traveling at a 45-degree angle?
I mean, come on.
- This is a nightmare.
- Oh, tell me about it, Bob.
Have you smelled you?
At least when Ron and I
inspect your restaurant,
the bad food odor covers up BO.
Where is Ron? Did he quit?
No, he's taking a personal day.
He said he has appointments and errands.
Oh, is one of his appointments with
Doctor "I Hate The Guy I Work With"?
How dare you?
I am Ron's mentor,
as I have told him many, many times.
[REPAIRMAN]
Hey, how's it going in there?
[DEJECTEDLY] So, so great. Um
Is there an ETA on the repair person?
I'm just hoping this doesn't
take too long for so many reasons.
Also, I have to return something
before the place closes.
[MOCKINGLY] Ooh, I'm Bob.
I'm returning something.
I have to get to places too, Bob.
I need a new tie.
Oh, does Baby Gap sell ties?
You son of a bitch!
Just please tell your repair person
that this is an especially
bad stuck elevator situation,
because the man I'm stuck with is
the most annoying person in the world.
And please also tell them that
Bob's restaurant is disgusting.
[REPAIRMAN] I'll put it in the notes.
Mm. Oh
It's in me. I'm whole again.
Boy, I feel like I blacked
out there for a little bit.
Yeah, you were shoving it in so fast.
It was like the burger
police were coming
and you had to destroy the evidence.
At one point, it sounded like
you were speaking in tongues.
Leave Teddy alone, kids.
So he eats like a wild
hog, he was hungry.
[TINA] Excuse me while
I bust my way back
to that meaningful purple monster ring.
Tina's gone Gollum with that thing.
I've never gotten all
the way through the movie.
Does Gollum turn back into a real boy?
- I don't know.
- [TINA] Where's my ring?
It-It's not where I left it!
Where is it?
Did you look on the floor?
[TINA] Of course I looked
on the frickin' floor, woman!
- Tina!
- Now she's full-blown Gollum.
[TINA GRUNTS]
I'm gonna try and lift the grill.
- Tina! No.
- [TINA] Ow, that's hot!
People are pointing, Bob.
They're pointing at us and laughing.
No one is pointing at
us and laughing, Hugo.
Oh, okay, those guys are.
Wait, those are the food court guys.
[GASPS] I bet they did this.
- What?
- It all makes sense.
This is no accident.
This is retaliation against me!
That's ridiculous.
They always say
I'm too nitpicky with my citations.
- Yeah, you are.
- Bah!
"Bah"? What's "bah"?
Like "Bah! You don't know
what you're talking about!"
O-Okay, even if they wanted to get
Bah-bah-bah. What? Spit it out!
You want me to say what I'm gonna say?
- Not really.
- Okay, fine. I won't.
- Good!
- Then we won't talk.
Let's just sit here
with your mouth shut!
Mm-hmm.
- Okay, fine. Say your stupid thoughts.
- [SIGHS]
Even if they wanted
to get revenge on you,
you think they'd know
how to stop an elevator?
Maybe the elevator
repairman is in on it!
Hugo, not everyone is out to get you.
You're just being paranoid.
Paranoid, or para-smart?
I mean, if I'm being honest, Hugo,
I've definitely thought
about getting revenge on you.
I just don't know where quicksand is.
Well, I have taken quicksand and thick
mud survival training,
so I would be fine.
Agh! Jimmy Jr. trusted me
with this purple monster ring
because I seem like
a trustworthy person.
But then I lost it almost immediately.
Who's the monster now, huh?
Who's the monster now?
Calm down, honey. You're freaking out.
Let's retrace your steps.
Or just trace our hands? Make turkeys?
Okay, okay. I took off
the ring and I put it here,
and then Mom said, "Can you put
this egg on top of the burger
and walk it out to Teddy while
I fart near the back door?"
- Classy.
- So I put the egg on the burger,
and then I brought it out to Teddy.
I gave him the burger
and then he ate it
Oh, my God! Did the ring
end up under the egg?
- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYS]
- Did Teddy eat the ring?
- What?
- No.
Teddy would know if he ate
that thing. It was huge!
I don't know, Mom, this is
Teddy we're talking about.
- Remember when he ate that scrunchie?
- Right.
- And when he ate one of his earbuds?
- Oh, yeah.
And the other earbud.
I mean, stuff gets near the
plate, I just get confused.
So, I guess it's
possible I ate the ring.
Oh, Teddy
[SCREAMS] No!
[HUGO] What are you guys up to?
[BOB] Huh, interesting.
They're leaving and you're
wrong about everything.
Of course they're leaving, because
they're on to their next move.
Time to pull some strings.
I know someone at the
Department of Community Affairs.
They have jurisdiction
over elevator maintenance.
If our friendly repairman is
working with the food court people,
this guy will be able to help us.
- [PHONE BUZZING]
- Ugh!
Okay, he's not picking up.
Well, looks like I'll have to
interrupt one of Ron's appointments.
- [PHONE BUZZING]
- Da-da-da ♪
On a bicycle built for Ron ♪
- On your left.
- [BUZZING CONTINUES]
- Damn it!
- [REPAIRMAN] Hello?
Oh, uh, yes! Hi. Hello.
[REPAIRMAN] Good news and bad news.
- Okay
- I got this, Bob. What is the news?
[REPAIRMAN] Good news is,
turns out it's just a fuse.
Took him a little
while to figure it out.
These things can be
a little con-fuse-ing.
Yeah, that's funny.
Um, what's the bad news?
[REPAIRMAN] The bad news is my guy
doesn't have the fuse that he needs.
But I've got one here and I'm
gonna drive it over myself.
I should be there in 20 minutes.
Or a bit more, depending on how
long it takes me to find my keys.
Oh, there they are.
Nope, that's my iPod Nano.
Ah, no. Couldn't your guy
just lower a ladder down
through the trap door on the ceiling?
And then we could climb out?
[REPAIRMAN] Okay. You've
seen too many movies.
Let me guess. You want us to grab you
from the top of the elevator
and pull you to safety
right before it drops to
the ground and explodes?
- Uh, that's, uh
- [REPAIRMAN] And then you ride off
spooning Keanu Reeves on
the back of a motorcycle.
Uh, what What movie is that?
[REPAIRMAN] Listen, there's way more
liability if we try to extract you
than if you just wait safely in
the car until the elevator is fixed.
- Yeah, Bob.
- [SIGHS]
[REPAIRMAN] Repairman, out.
See you souls soon.
- [INTERCOM BUZZES]
- Huh
The food court people
that hate you came back,
and now they're carrying
a box and a crowbar
Crowbar. Probably to pry
the doors open above us.
- Uh
- The box is probably a weapon box.
Full of weapons.
Why are they looking up here so much?
Probably deciding which
weapon to use on which person.
Oh, my God.
[MOCKINGLY] "Oh, my God.
Hugo's right about everything?
"And I'm Bob, and I'm an idiot?"
Is that what you're trying to say?
Ugh! Now I have to be trapped
in an elevator with you
while people are doing a revenge on you?
Well, I'm gonna eat the rest
of my tuna fish sandwich.
No!
Maybe there's a perfectly normal reason
the food court guys
have a box and a crowbar.
Maybe it's one of their birthdays,
and they just got a really bad piñata?
Oh, you're so naive.
You wouldn't know a plot to destroy you
if someone spelled it
out on your greasy face!
Well, that's the great
thing about living
a life where I don't make everyone mad.
I don't have to worry
about plots to destroy me.
- Bah!
- Oh, no!
Where are they going?
[SLY MUSIC PLAYING]
That was such a sneaky walk.
- They slunk!
- They did.
Oh, my God, we're dead.
Dear Lord, please let
them kill Bob first. Amen.
So, Teddy, I need you to understand,
the stakes have never been higher
for you to poop something
out as quickly as possible.
Jimmy Jr. could come
get his ring any minute.
I mean, I also just feel like it's not
good to have one of
those rings inside me.
What if it's toxic, or it
gets stuck in my colon forever?
Yeah, sure. All that stuff too.
Jeez, it's been like
five cups of coffee.
- Still nothing?
- Not yet.
Kids, stop trying to make Teddy poop.
People's bodies aren't
a Play-Doh fun factory.
It's okay, Linda. I wanted
to have a ton of coffee.
Can you see my heart
beating through my shirt?
Just leave him alone, kids.
Sure, sure. Got it, Mom.
We'll leave him alone.
Yeah, we're not gonna leave him alone.
I think we need to step it up.
What's that stuff Dad drank
when he was constipated?
Ugh, not just Dad.
I've also had to drink the poo brew.
That stuff's gross. But it works.
What's it called? Something "mag "
Magnesium citrate. I think there's still
some upstairs in the medicine cabinet.
Whatever it takes. Don't judge me
if all the weird stuff
comes out too. Okay, kids?
Oh, we expect nothing less.
It'll be like in Jaws when
they cut open the shark.
- I'll be right back.
- Cover me.
Okay, so I'm gonna go
upstairs for a minute
to, um, change my barrette.
I-I'm not really feeling this one.
- Oh, thank God.
- Finally!
Okay
Do you guys really
not like this barrette?
- It's fine, Tina. Just go!
- Right, right.
[SIGHS] Where are they?
I miss how it was
when we could see them.
Hugo, I hope you're thinking about
how much this is your
fault and how awful you are.
This is not my fault!
I'm just doing my job.
I'm not the reason they have fire
ants crawling all over their customers.
It's not my fault their
can opener didn't
meet national food safety standards,
and I had to impound it.
You impounded a can opener?
Big time! As you should know, Bob,
when can openers
aren't cleaned properly,
they harbor and spread
dangerous bacteria.
So, yeah, I'll impound
the hell out of them.
The food service industry is a jungle.
So us food inspectors,
we're basically like Tarzan.
- What?
- Tarzan, Bob. Read a book!
Tarzan loved the jungle.
He wanted to live in the wild.
He kept it clean!
[SIGHS] I'm gonna
blowtorch through the glass.
- [CLATTERS]
- What was that?
Huh. Hopefully the repair guy?
Hello? Hello?
When people are revenger-ing,
they don't say "Hello."
They either say nothing,
or they say, "Revenge time!"
Who ever says "Revenge time"?
Revengers!
Kids, I told you. Leave Teddy alone.
Here's a BM you should be interested in.
Bussing them tables.
Nah, this is more
rewarding, but thank you.
- [PHONE RINGING]
- Tina, get the phone.
- Uh, okay.
- [RINGING CONTINUES]
- Bob's Burgers.
- Hi, Tina.
Ah! I-I mean Hi, Jimmy Jr.
Why did you go, "Ah"?
No reason. Uh, what's up, buddy?
I was just calling to
see if you were around
so I could come pick up
my rubber monster ring.
I would have texted you, but as I'm sure
you're aware, you
don't have a cell phone.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Did you know I collect
those monster rings?
- What?
- Yeah, since I was little.
Finally got the purple one.
Kind of a dream come true.
Thanks again for keeping it safe for me.
Uh, yep, yep. Super safe.
Okay. See you soon.
Okay, bye.
That was Jimmy Jr. He's
on his way to get his ring.
I's a special purple one
to complete his collection!
Oh, God, please let the
magnesium stuff work!
What? You gave Teddy magnesium stuff?
This is an emergency situation, Mom.
It's not the time to have an
ethics debate about whether or not
it's okay to force
someone to drink medicine
so they'll poop out a purple
rubber monster ring, okay?
Tina Ruth Belcher!
[TEDDY, MUFFLED]
I wasn't forced to drink it, Linda.
I want this thing out of me.
I want my body back.
Use that energy. Poop that ring!
We believe in you, Teddy.
Poop like no one's listening.
Hi.
Anything else for ya?
Just the check.
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
- Hello up there?
- [OVERHEAD RATTLING]
[WHISPERS] Should we call the police?
I don't know, it might be too late.
Oh God, should we just
try and get out of here?
- Uh, through the hatch?
- And then what?
We, uh, fight whoever's up there?
On top of the elevator?
[WHISPERS ANGRILY]
That's a terrible plan!
- How would we even get up there?
- Um
One of us gets on all fours, and
the other stands on their back?
And since they're mad at you, I feel
like you should be
the one to fight them.
I will explain to them
why they're in the wrong.
Yeah, they'll like that.
Okay, climb up.
[BOB GRUNTING]
- Can't quite reach it.
- [BOB GRUNTS] Hugo
[STRAINING] One inch away.
[SIGHS] Crap, let's switch.
Oh, there's a lot of you.
What the
Fire ant! Ah! Get off! Get off!
What? Don't shake it down on me.
Sorry. Ugh, another one!
Sorry I shook that one down on you too.
[SCREAMS] It bit me. It hurts. Ow!
Uh, I think one just went down my shirt!
Not my nipple!
Ow! Vengeance is upon us!
Ow! Another one got me!
Ow! One bit me on my bald spot.
Ugh, I want to get down.
No, you gotta get up
there and fight them.
It's our only chance of survival.
Did I mention I'm not great at fighting?
Oh, wow, that's so hard to believe.
- Go!
- [SIGHS] Fine.
- [EMPLOYEES] Ah!
- And there you are.
Okay, this is the part where
I pull myself up and fight you.
But that's seeming hard.
Am I doing it?
This is bad. You said
we wouldn't get caught.
Hey, hey, hey. We won't.
There's no cameras around here.
Nobody saw us except this guy.
But you'll be cool, right?
- No!
- Oh, man!
Bob, are you fighting them yet?
- Can you be better at it?
- [BOB] Hold on.
Please don't pour fire ants
on us, especially on me.
Because I'm innocent.
I mean, can't we just
forget the whole thing?
No, no, no, no, no, no. It
is way too late for that.
Plus, he deserves it.
Every inspection, all
those ticky-tack citations.
And then blaming us for the ants.
Those are not our fault!
That is a mall management issue.
That guy has made our life hell.
So now we fight fire with fire ants.
Mm-hmm. Poetic justice.
We've been collecting
them to dump in his car,
and then the elevator broke.
I mean, it was an opportunity
we could not pass up.
But I'm in here too.
And I didn't do anything to you.
Also, I'm like you.
I'm a restaurant person so you're
gonna fire at one of your own.
All right, well, uh How about this?
We'll pull you out, and
then revenge back on.
- Here, grab my arm.
- [HUGO] Bob, what the hell?
Why haven't I heard the
cries of our enemies yet?
Come on.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[HUGO GRUNTING]
Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I can't do this.
'Cause you're not strong enough?
No. I mean Yes. But just let me go.
- [BOB SHOUTS]
- [HUGO] Ow!
It's like having a
hairy piano fall on me.
Look, food court people.
I just want to say, Hugo
also comes to my restaurant,
- and makes my life miserable.
- Hey!
'Cause he's horrible, and annoying,
- and petty.
- [HUGO GRUMBLES]
And just the sight of
his squished little face
- makes me so mad.
- Bob!
But as obnoxious as he
is, we do kind of need him.
I mean, all the rules and
regulations crap he does,
keep customers safe, right?
So we can hate him and want
to dump fire ants on him
while he's trapped in an elevator.
But we shouldn't actually do it because,
you know, then we become the bad guys.
Tell them about how I'm Tarzan.
[SIGHS] I'm not gonna do that.
So do what you have to do,
but I can't believe I'm saying this,
I'd rather be in here with Hugo
getting fire ants poured on me
than up there with you
doing the fire ant pouring.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go cower in
this corner over here.
Uh Me too!
Why aren't they saying anything?
I don't know. I'm so scared.
I'm gonna tuck my pants into my socks.
- [OVERHEAD RATTLING]
- [BOB] Oh.
They closed the
[BOTH CRYING OUT]
-Oh, my God
-Ahh!
- [ELEVATOR DINGS]
- Hey, look at you.
I knew you two would end up friends.
Oops, look out, there's a fire ant!
Agh! That was close.
Those things bite, you know.
- [TINA] Anything?
- [TEDDY] Nothing.
Nothing's coming out.
I'm sorry, Tina.
I'm so sorry I failed you. Forgive me.
How come that magnesium
stuff isn't working on you?
Are you some sort of super human?
It's not the best super power
- Aah! Jimmy's gonna be here any minute.
- [BELL RINGS]
- And we don't have the
- Hey, guys.
Hey, Jimmy J, how's it
going? You good? You well?
Uh Yeah.
Good. Great. Good. Good.
So do you have my ring handy?
Yep. Uh-huh. So handy.
Uh, but, like, right now?
Or did you mean, um, later?
Well, now it's good, because I
just talked to you on the phone,
and I said I was coming right
over and I'm standing here.
I still can't believe I got
the one ring I was missing.
I guess magic does exist, huh, guys?
So where is it?
Uh
It's really close, like,
just a few feet from here.
Uh, why are you all
standing by the bathroom?
We think Jason Momoa might be in there?
Oh, cool. Um
So, can I have my ring now, Tina?
[SIGHS] Well, I have some news
that might be difficult to hear.
Jason Momoa is not in there.
Our handyman Teddy is in there,
and any second now,
he's going to poop out
Here you go, Jimmy Jr.,
here's your finger thingy.
Oh, thanks, Mrs. Belcher.
[EXCLAIMS]
'Kay, bye. Good luck with whatever
you're pooping out in there, I guess.
[TEDDY, MUFFLED] Thanks so much!
[BELL OVER DOOR RINGS]
And I saved the day.
Where the hell did you find it, Mom?
It was pinned between the table
next to the grill and the wall.
I tripped and bumped into the table
and it fell and rolled right out.
You're lucky I'm a klutz.
Yep. You're Mr. Bean
with boobs and we love ya!
Oh my God, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
You're off the hook. Teddy.
You don't have to poop anymore! Ever!
[TEDDY] Thank God. Pressure's off.
Oh, wait! I think the
launch sequence has begun.
And it cannot be disabled.
O-Okay, Teddy. Okay
- [TEDDY] A rocket is rumbled.
- Okay, okay.
[TEDDY] T minus five and counting here!
We're stepping away. Back up. Back up.
Hey, everybody.
- Hey, Bob.
- [KIDS GREETING]
So, guess who got stuck in an
elevator at the mall with Hugo?
- Me.
- The mayor!
- Oh, you said it was you!
- Yup.
- Was it awful?
- Yeah, but then it was okay.
It's a long story.
Also, I'm keeping the blowtorch.
I earned it.
Can you skip to why
you're holding soft pretzels?
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
The food court people at the mall
gave them to me as sort of an apology.
They took one look at you and
they were like, "I'm sorry"?
There's ants all over them.
Oh, dear. Yeah, let's just toss that bag
- in the dumpster.
- I can eat around them.
[TEDDY, MUFFLED]
Bob! You say you have pretzels?
Can I have one?
Just shove it under the door.
Who's the man with
the cleanest hands? ♪
Impounding openers of the can ♪
It's Hugo ♪
Hugo ♪
Who's the guy
with the eagle eye? ♪
Making sure people
eating your food don't die ♪
It's Hugo ♪
Hugo ♪
Customer protector ♪
He's a hero health inspector ♪
Public safety, he's got it ♪
And he's a little
bit like Tarzan ♪
Hugo ♪
[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING]
- Aw, yeah! ♪
- Hugo ♪
There goes Hugo ♪
[VOCALIZING]
- Hey, Bob. Hey, Linda.
- [LINDA] Hi, Teddy.
- Hi, Teddy.
- Good Lord, I'm hungry.
I had to work through lunch
to finish your drywall job.
I thought I was gonna die.
Boy, do I need a burger right now.
Oh, we ran out of burgers.
- What?
- I'm just kidding.
Don't do that to me, Bob!
I'm hungry and fragile. [SIGHS WEARILY]
One Eggsit Through the
Swiss Shop Burger, please.
Finally! Lunch.
I mean, it's 4:30 already.
It's almost an early
dinner at this point.
But it's not, Linda. It's lunch.
Dinner's a whole other meal I'm
definitely still having in two hours.
- Are we clear?
- Yeah, yeah, sure.
Crap, is it already 4:30? I'd better go.
Today's the last day
I can return the mini
blowtorch and the store closes at 6:00.
Aw, you had fun with that
thing, and you never have fun.
Yeah, but I can't justify the cost,
mostly because whenever I used it,
no one seemed to notice or care.
It kind of just tastes like what
a normal tomato tastes like. Sorry.
It's fine. I just I used a blowtorch.
Oh, my God! Why?
Forget it, I'm gonna go.
Okay, I'll be back
before the dinner rush.
And hopefully, the kids will be
back soon from wherever they went.
Uh, they said they were gonna
work remotely from the pier
and send us a Zoom
link, but I never got it.
A lot of chitchat today,
not a lot of cooking.
Okay, okay. Jeez.
Hey, kids. Did you enjoy
whatever you were doing
while you were shirking
your duties here?
- "Shirk" did.
- How dare you?
I flush my doodies.
I mean, sometimes.
Yeah, not often. Bye.
What were you kids doing?
We let Tina buy us stuff
at the gumball machines
on the boardwalk.
[MOUTHFUL] I got a giant
gumball and it's hurting my jaw
quite a bit right now.
But I'm not gonna quit
and let the gumball win.
Aw, never mind, I am. [SPITS]
And I got this temporary tattoo
of a turtle riding a skateboard.
Oh, it's gone. That
was really temporary.
And Jimmy Jr. gave me this ring.
Ooh!
I wouldn't say he gave it to you.
I mean, he handed it to me
and said something like
Hold on to this, Tina, as
a token of our connection,
both emotional and physical.
[BLOWS AIR]
Here.
Uh, no, I'm pretty sure he said
Zeke and I are gonna
go wrestle on the beach.
Will you hold this for me and
I'll come get it from you later?
I don't want it to fall out of my pocket
like what happened
with my Sacagawea coin.
Sure, but if you read
between the lines
How's that burger coming, Linda?
No pressure. But my stomach's
starting to eat itself.
It's coming. Kids, can one
of you give me a hand in here?
On it. Better take this baby off.
It's too gorgeous to be
covered in burger grease.
Yeah, that's what I used
to think about myself.
- But here we are.
- [COMICAL STING]
Sorry I'm returning you, blowtorch.
But we had some good times, right?
[IN ALTERED VOICE] Oh, don't
pretend you care about me, Bob.
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
What? I totally care about you.
You're great. You're
you're just too expensive.
It's not you, it's me.
I'm [SIGHS] I'm poor.
[BOB IN ALTERED VOICE] If I'm so great,
how come you never gave
me, like, a cool name?
[IN NORMAL VOICE] A cool name? Uh
Okay, fine. Uh
What about "Flamez" with a "z"?
[BOB IN ALTERED VOICE] Oh, that's good.
Can I tell that to the
next person that buys me?
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Sure, go ahead.
[IN ALTERED VOICE]
I hope they're hot, like me.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Ah, classic Flamez.
[IN ALTERED VOICE] Yeah. [LAUGHS]
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Oh, elevator. Don't mind if I do.
[EMPLOYEE] Almost as you nag us!
[HUGO] I'm not nagging, I'm
enforcing safety protocol!
Hugo? Oh crap.
- [HUGO] If I had fire ants
- Come on.
- Come on.
- I'd invest in a tube of caulk.
[EMPLOYEE] You're a tube of caulk!
[HUGO] I'm a tube of justice!
Damn it!
Ugh. Bob.
Hugo, I see you're
busy aggravating people.
Oh, and I see you're walking
around looking like a dumb slob,
carrying a bag of something
stupid, I'm guessing.
Well, this has been wonderful.
But I will now bid you
a hateful farewell
- [ELEVATOR SCREECHES]
- Uh, why did we stop?
I don't know.
Oh. Oh, no!
Uh, this isn't good.
- [BUZZING]
- Hello? Is anyone there?
[REPAIRMAN] New phone. Who is this?
Um, I was, I'm
[REPAIRMAN LAUGHS] Just kidding.
What-What's the problem?
My system's telling
me you're at the mall.
Are-Are you stuck?
Uh, yeah, we are.
[REPAIRMAN] Makes sense.
No one calls me to say how
well the elevator's working.
But don't worry. I'll send someone
and we'll get you moving in no time.
Okay, great.
[REPAIRMAN] I don't know
why I said "no time."
Sometimes it takes a long time.
- Oh.
- [REPAIRMAN] How many souls in there?
- Two, if you count Bob.
- Souls?
[REPAIRMAN] It's airline talk, and
elevators are like
the airplanes of malls.
Anyway, since there's two of you,
and you seem to know each other,
you can keep each other company
during this potentially very long week.
[BOB AND HUGO] Oh, my God!
- [TENSE STING]
- [BOB SIGHS]
I really wish I had taken the escalator.
[SCOFFS] Bob on an escalator.
I literally can't think
of a funnier image.
What? Wh-What does that mean?
You, traveling at a 45-degree angle?
I mean, come on.
- This is a nightmare.
- Oh, tell me about it, Bob.
Have you smelled you?
At least when Ron and I
inspect your restaurant,
the bad food odor covers up BO.
Where is Ron? Did he quit?
No, he's taking a personal day.
He said he has appointments and errands.
Oh, is one of his appointments with
Doctor "I Hate The Guy I Work With"?
How dare you?
I am Ron's mentor,
as I have told him many, many times.
[REPAIRMAN]
Hey, how's it going in there?
[DEJECTEDLY] So, so great. Um
Is there an ETA on the repair person?
I'm just hoping this doesn't
take too long for so many reasons.
Also, I have to return something
before the place closes.
[MOCKINGLY] Ooh, I'm Bob.
I'm returning something.
I have to get to places too, Bob.
I need a new tie.
Oh, does Baby Gap sell ties?
You son of a bitch!
Just please tell your repair person
that this is an especially
bad stuck elevator situation,
because the man I'm stuck with is
the most annoying person in the world.
And please also tell them that
Bob's restaurant is disgusting.
[REPAIRMAN] I'll put it in the notes.
Mm. Oh
It's in me. I'm whole again.
Boy, I feel like I blacked
out there for a little bit.
Yeah, you were shoving it in so fast.
It was like the burger
police were coming
and you had to destroy the evidence.
At one point, it sounded like
you were speaking in tongues.
Leave Teddy alone, kids.
So he eats like a wild
hog, he was hungry.
[TINA] Excuse me while
I bust my way back
to that meaningful purple monster ring.
Tina's gone Gollum with that thing.
I've never gotten all
the way through the movie.
Does Gollum turn back into a real boy?
- I don't know.
- [TINA] Where's my ring?
It-It's not where I left it!
Where is it?
Did you look on the floor?
[TINA] Of course I looked
on the frickin' floor, woman!
- Tina!
- Now she's full-blown Gollum.
[TINA GRUNTS]
I'm gonna try and lift the grill.
- Tina! No.
- [TINA] Ow, that's hot!
People are pointing, Bob.
They're pointing at us and laughing.
No one is pointing at
us and laughing, Hugo.
Oh, okay, those guys are.
Wait, those are the food court guys.
[GASPS] I bet they did this.
- What?
- It all makes sense.
This is no accident.
This is retaliation against me!
That's ridiculous.
They always say
I'm too nitpicky with my citations.
- Yeah, you are.
- Bah!
"Bah"? What's "bah"?
Like "Bah! You don't know
what you're talking about!"
O-Okay, even if they wanted to get
Bah-bah-bah. What? Spit it out!
You want me to say what I'm gonna say?
- Not really.
- Okay, fine. I won't.
- Good!
- Then we won't talk.
Let's just sit here
with your mouth shut!
Mm-hmm.
- Okay, fine. Say your stupid thoughts.
- [SIGHS]
Even if they wanted
to get revenge on you,
you think they'd know
how to stop an elevator?
Maybe the elevator
repairman is in on it!
Hugo, not everyone is out to get you.
You're just being paranoid.
Paranoid, or para-smart?
I mean, if I'm being honest, Hugo,
I've definitely thought
about getting revenge on you.
I just don't know where quicksand is.
Well, I have taken quicksand and thick
mud survival training,
so I would be fine.
Agh! Jimmy Jr. trusted me
with this purple monster ring
because I seem like
a trustworthy person.
But then I lost it almost immediately.
Who's the monster now, huh?
Who's the monster now?
Calm down, honey. You're freaking out.
Let's retrace your steps.
Or just trace our hands? Make turkeys?
Okay, okay. I took off
the ring and I put it here,
and then Mom said, "Can you put
this egg on top of the burger
and walk it out to Teddy while
I fart near the back door?"
- Classy.
- So I put the egg on the burger,
and then I brought it out to Teddy.
I gave him the burger
and then he ate it
Oh, my God! Did the ring
end up under the egg?
- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYS]
- Did Teddy eat the ring?
- What?
- No.
Teddy would know if he ate
that thing. It was huge!
I don't know, Mom, this is
Teddy we're talking about.
- Remember when he ate that scrunchie?
- Right.
- And when he ate one of his earbuds?
- Oh, yeah.
And the other earbud.
I mean, stuff gets near the
plate, I just get confused.
So, I guess it's
possible I ate the ring.
Oh, Teddy
[SCREAMS] No!
[HUGO] What are you guys up to?
[BOB] Huh, interesting.
They're leaving and you're
wrong about everything.
Of course they're leaving, because
they're on to their next move.
Time to pull some strings.
I know someone at the
Department of Community Affairs.
They have jurisdiction
over elevator maintenance.
If our friendly repairman is
working with the food court people,
this guy will be able to help us.
- [PHONE BUZZING]
- Ugh!
Okay, he's not picking up.
Well, looks like I'll have to
interrupt one of Ron's appointments.
- [PHONE BUZZING]
- Da-da-da ♪
On a bicycle built for Ron ♪
- On your left.
- [BUZZING CONTINUES]
- Damn it!
- [REPAIRMAN] Hello?
Oh, uh, yes! Hi. Hello.
[REPAIRMAN] Good news and bad news.
- Okay
- I got this, Bob. What is the news?
[REPAIRMAN] Good news is,
turns out it's just a fuse.
Took him a little
while to figure it out.
These things can be
a little con-fuse-ing.
Yeah, that's funny.
Um, what's the bad news?
[REPAIRMAN] The bad news is my guy
doesn't have the fuse that he needs.
But I've got one here and I'm
gonna drive it over myself.
I should be there in 20 minutes.
Or a bit more, depending on how
long it takes me to find my keys.
Oh, there they are.
Nope, that's my iPod Nano.
Ah, no. Couldn't your guy
just lower a ladder down
through the trap door on the ceiling?
And then we could climb out?
[REPAIRMAN] Okay. You've
seen too many movies.
Let me guess. You want us to grab you
from the top of the elevator
and pull you to safety
right before it drops to
the ground and explodes?
- Uh, that's, uh
- [REPAIRMAN] And then you ride off
spooning Keanu Reeves on
the back of a motorcycle.
Uh, what What movie is that?
[REPAIRMAN] Listen, there's way more
liability if we try to extract you
than if you just wait safely in
the car until the elevator is fixed.
- Yeah, Bob.
- [SIGHS]
[REPAIRMAN] Repairman, out.
See you souls soon.
- [INTERCOM BUZZES]
- Huh
The food court people
that hate you came back,
and now they're carrying
a box and a crowbar
Crowbar. Probably to pry
the doors open above us.
- Uh
- The box is probably a weapon box.
Full of weapons.
Why are they looking up here so much?
Probably deciding which
weapon to use on which person.
Oh, my God.
[MOCKINGLY] "Oh, my God.
Hugo's right about everything?
"And I'm Bob, and I'm an idiot?"
Is that what you're trying to say?
Ugh! Now I have to be trapped
in an elevator with you
while people are doing a revenge on you?
Well, I'm gonna eat the rest
of my tuna fish sandwich.
No!
Maybe there's a perfectly normal reason
the food court guys
have a box and a crowbar.
Maybe it's one of their birthdays,
and they just got a really bad piñata?
Oh, you're so naive.
You wouldn't know a plot to destroy you
if someone spelled it
out on your greasy face!
Well, that's the great
thing about living
a life where I don't make everyone mad.
I don't have to worry
about plots to destroy me.
- Bah!
- Oh, no!
Where are they going?
[SLY MUSIC PLAYING]
That was such a sneaky walk.
- They slunk!
- They did.
Oh, my God, we're dead.
Dear Lord, please let
them kill Bob first. Amen.
So, Teddy, I need you to understand,
the stakes have never been higher
for you to poop something
out as quickly as possible.
Jimmy Jr. could come
get his ring any minute.
I mean, I also just feel like it's not
good to have one of
those rings inside me.
What if it's toxic, or it
gets stuck in my colon forever?
Yeah, sure. All that stuff too.
Jeez, it's been like
five cups of coffee.
- Still nothing?
- Not yet.
Kids, stop trying to make Teddy poop.
People's bodies aren't
a Play-Doh fun factory.
It's okay, Linda. I wanted
to have a ton of coffee.
Can you see my heart
beating through my shirt?
Just leave him alone, kids.
Sure, sure. Got it, Mom.
We'll leave him alone.
Yeah, we're not gonna leave him alone.
I think we need to step it up.
What's that stuff Dad drank
when he was constipated?
Ugh, not just Dad.
I've also had to drink the poo brew.
That stuff's gross. But it works.
What's it called? Something "mag "
Magnesium citrate. I think there's still
some upstairs in the medicine cabinet.
Whatever it takes. Don't judge me
if all the weird stuff
comes out too. Okay, kids?
Oh, we expect nothing less.
It'll be like in Jaws when
they cut open the shark.
- I'll be right back.
- Cover me.
Okay, so I'm gonna go
upstairs for a minute
to, um, change my barrette.
I-I'm not really feeling this one.
- Oh, thank God.
- Finally!
Okay
Do you guys really
not like this barrette?
- It's fine, Tina. Just go!
- Right, right.
[SIGHS] Where are they?
I miss how it was
when we could see them.
Hugo, I hope you're thinking about
how much this is your
fault and how awful you are.
This is not my fault!
I'm just doing my job.
I'm not the reason they have fire
ants crawling all over their customers.
It's not my fault their
can opener didn't
meet national food safety standards,
and I had to impound it.
You impounded a can opener?
Big time! As you should know, Bob,
when can openers
aren't cleaned properly,
they harbor and spread
dangerous bacteria.
So, yeah, I'll impound
the hell out of them.
The food service industry is a jungle.
So us food inspectors,
we're basically like Tarzan.
- What?
- Tarzan, Bob. Read a book!
Tarzan loved the jungle.
He wanted to live in the wild.
He kept it clean!
[SIGHS] I'm gonna
blowtorch through the glass.
- [CLATTERS]
- What was that?
Huh. Hopefully the repair guy?
Hello? Hello?
When people are revenger-ing,
they don't say "Hello."
They either say nothing,
or they say, "Revenge time!"
Who ever says "Revenge time"?
Revengers!
Kids, I told you. Leave Teddy alone.
Here's a BM you should be interested in.
Bussing them tables.
Nah, this is more
rewarding, but thank you.
- [PHONE RINGING]
- Tina, get the phone.
- Uh, okay.
- [RINGING CONTINUES]
- Bob's Burgers.
- Hi, Tina.
Ah! I-I mean Hi, Jimmy Jr.
Why did you go, "Ah"?
No reason. Uh, what's up, buddy?
I was just calling to
see if you were around
so I could come pick up
my rubber monster ring.
I would have texted you, but as I'm sure
you're aware, you
don't have a cell phone.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Did you know I collect
those monster rings?
- What?
- Yeah, since I was little.
Finally got the purple one.
Kind of a dream come true.
Thanks again for keeping it safe for me.
Uh, yep, yep. Super safe.
Okay. See you soon.
Okay, bye.
That was Jimmy Jr. He's
on his way to get his ring.
I's a special purple one
to complete his collection!
Oh, God, please let the
magnesium stuff work!
What? You gave Teddy magnesium stuff?
This is an emergency situation, Mom.
It's not the time to have an
ethics debate about whether or not
it's okay to force
someone to drink medicine
so they'll poop out a purple
rubber monster ring, okay?
Tina Ruth Belcher!
[TEDDY, MUFFLED]
I wasn't forced to drink it, Linda.
I want this thing out of me.
I want my body back.
Use that energy. Poop that ring!
We believe in you, Teddy.
Poop like no one's listening.
Hi.
Anything else for ya?
Just the check.
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
- Hello up there?
- [OVERHEAD RATTLING]
[WHISPERS] Should we call the police?
I don't know, it might be too late.
Oh God, should we just
try and get out of here?
- Uh, through the hatch?
- And then what?
We, uh, fight whoever's up there?
On top of the elevator?
[WHISPERS ANGRILY]
That's a terrible plan!
- How would we even get up there?
- Um
One of us gets on all fours, and
the other stands on their back?
And since they're mad at you, I feel
like you should be
the one to fight them.
I will explain to them
why they're in the wrong.
Yeah, they'll like that.
Okay, climb up.
[BOB GRUNTING]
- Can't quite reach it.
- [BOB GRUNTS] Hugo
[STRAINING] One inch away.
[SIGHS] Crap, let's switch.
Oh, there's a lot of you.
What the
Fire ant! Ah! Get off! Get off!
What? Don't shake it down on me.
Sorry. Ugh, another one!
Sorry I shook that one down on you too.
[SCREAMS] It bit me. It hurts. Ow!
Uh, I think one just went down my shirt!
Not my nipple!
Ow! Vengeance is upon us!
Ow! Another one got me!
Ow! One bit me on my bald spot.
Ugh, I want to get down.
No, you gotta get up
there and fight them.
It's our only chance of survival.
Did I mention I'm not great at fighting?
Oh, wow, that's so hard to believe.
- Go!
- [SIGHS] Fine.
- [EMPLOYEES] Ah!
- And there you are.
Okay, this is the part where
I pull myself up and fight you.
But that's seeming hard.
Am I doing it?
This is bad. You said
we wouldn't get caught.
Hey, hey, hey. We won't.
There's no cameras around here.
Nobody saw us except this guy.
But you'll be cool, right?
- No!
- Oh, man!
Bob, are you fighting them yet?
- Can you be better at it?
- [BOB] Hold on.
Please don't pour fire ants
on us, especially on me.
Because I'm innocent.
I mean, can't we just
forget the whole thing?
No, no, no, no, no, no. It
is way too late for that.
Plus, he deserves it.
Every inspection, all
those ticky-tack citations.
And then blaming us for the ants.
Those are not our fault!
That is a mall management issue.
That guy has made our life hell.
So now we fight fire with fire ants.
Mm-hmm. Poetic justice.
We've been collecting
them to dump in his car,
and then the elevator broke.
I mean, it was an opportunity
we could not pass up.
But I'm in here too.
And I didn't do anything to you.
Also, I'm like you.
I'm a restaurant person so you're
gonna fire at one of your own.
All right, well, uh How about this?
We'll pull you out, and
then revenge back on.
- Here, grab my arm.
- [HUGO] Bob, what the hell?
Why haven't I heard the
cries of our enemies yet?
Come on.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[HUGO GRUNTING]
Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I can't do this.
'Cause you're not strong enough?
No. I mean Yes. But just let me go.
- [BOB SHOUTS]
- [HUGO] Ow!
It's like having a
hairy piano fall on me.
Look, food court people.
I just want to say, Hugo
also comes to my restaurant,
- and makes my life miserable.
- Hey!
'Cause he's horrible, and annoying,
- and petty.
- [HUGO GRUMBLES]
And just the sight of
his squished little face
- makes me so mad.
- Bob!
But as obnoxious as he
is, we do kind of need him.
I mean, all the rules and
regulations crap he does,
keep customers safe, right?
So we can hate him and want
to dump fire ants on him
while he's trapped in an elevator.
But we shouldn't actually do it because,
you know, then we become the bad guys.
Tell them about how I'm Tarzan.
[SIGHS] I'm not gonna do that.
So do what you have to do,
but I can't believe I'm saying this,
I'd rather be in here with Hugo
getting fire ants poured on me
than up there with you
doing the fire ant pouring.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go cower in
this corner over here.
Uh Me too!
Why aren't they saying anything?
I don't know. I'm so scared.
I'm gonna tuck my pants into my socks.
- [OVERHEAD RATTLING]
- [BOB] Oh.
They closed the
[BOTH CRYING OUT]
-Oh, my God
-Ahh!
- [ELEVATOR DINGS]
- Hey, look at you.
I knew you two would end up friends.
Oops, look out, there's a fire ant!
Agh! That was close.
Those things bite, you know.
- [TINA] Anything?
- [TEDDY] Nothing.
Nothing's coming out.
I'm sorry, Tina.
I'm so sorry I failed you. Forgive me.
How come that magnesium
stuff isn't working on you?
Are you some sort of super human?
It's not the best super power
- Aah! Jimmy's gonna be here any minute.
- [BELL RINGS]
- And we don't have the
- Hey, guys.
Hey, Jimmy J, how's it
going? You good? You well?
Uh Yeah.
Good. Great. Good. Good.
So do you have my ring handy?
Yep. Uh-huh. So handy.
Uh, but, like, right now?
Or did you mean, um, later?
Well, now it's good, because I
just talked to you on the phone,
and I said I was coming right
over and I'm standing here.
I still can't believe I got
the one ring I was missing.
I guess magic does exist, huh, guys?
So where is it?
Uh
It's really close, like,
just a few feet from here.
Uh, why are you all
standing by the bathroom?
We think Jason Momoa might be in there?
Oh, cool. Um
So, can I have my ring now, Tina?
[SIGHS] Well, I have some news
that might be difficult to hear.
Jason Momoa is not in there.
Our handyman Teddy is in there,
and any second now,
he's going to poop out
Here you go, Jimmy Jr.,
here's your finger thingy.
Oh, thanks, Mrs. Belcher.
[EXCLAIMS]
'Kay, bye. Good luck with whatever
you're pooping out in there, I guess.
[TEDDY, MUFFLED] Thanks so much!
[BELL OVER DOOR RINGS]
And I saved the day.
Where the hell did you find it, Mom?
It was pinned between the table
next to the grill and the wall.
I tripped and bumped into the table
and it fell and rolled right out.
You're lucky I'm a klutz.
Yep. You're Mr. Bean
with boobs and we love ya!
Oh my God, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
You're off the hook. Teddy.
You don't have to poop anymore! Ever!
[TEDDY] Thank God. Pressure's off.
Oh, wait! I think the
launch sequence has begun.
And it cannot be disabled.
O-Okay, Teddy. Okay
- [TEDDY] A rocket is rumbled.
- Okay, okay.
[TEDDY] T minus five and counting here!
We're stepping away. Back up. Back up.
Hey, everybody.
- Hey, Bob.
- [KIDS GREETING]
So, guess who got stuck in an
elevator at the mall with Hugo?
- Me.
- The mayor!
- Oh, you said it was you!
- Yup.
- Was it awful?
- Yeah, but then it was okay.
It's a long story.
Also, I'm keeping the blowtorch.
I earned it.
Can you skip to why
you're holding soft pretzels?
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
The food court people at the mall
gave them to me as sort of an apology.
They took one look at you and
they were like, "I'm sorry"?
There's ants all over them.
Oh, dear. Yeah, let's just toss that bag
- in the dumpster.
- I can eat around them.
[TEDDY, MUFFLED]
Bob! You say you have pretzels?
Can I have one?
Just shove it under the door.
Who's the man with
the cleanest hands? ♪
Impounding openers of the can ♪
It's Hugo ♪
Hugo ♪
Who's the guy
with the eagle eye? ♪
Making sure people
eating your food don't die ♪
It's Hugo ♪
Hugo ♪
Customer protector ♪
He's a hero health inspector ♪
Public safety, he's got it ♪
And he's a little
bit like Tarzan ♪
Hugo ♪
[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING]
- Aw, yeah! ♪
- Hugo ♪
There goes Hugo ♪
[VOCALIZING]