101 Ways to Leave a Game Show (2011) s01e05 Episode Script
Indiana Jeff & the Temple of Boom!
(Man) Tonight Eight contestants compete in a game show like no other.
The question is I don't know.
Uh-oh.
Choosing the correct answers can win you $50,000.
What's up, baby?! But choose just one wrong answer The wrong answer is Oh, my God.
And you're gone.
See you later! Aah! Aah! Oh, my God! Aah! Aah! Aah! On "101 ways to leave a game show.
" You've got to be kidding me right now.
(birds chirping) (Quacking) All you had to do was call.
I would've sent Gustav down with the tractor and picked you guys up.
You didn't have to walk.
(Man) It's all good.
- How we doing? (Man) - Good.
Pretty good.
Great.
Welcome to my ranch.
It's been in the family for at least 300 years.
I figure no better place to host the most insane game show in the history of television than my ranch.
(Cheers) By day's end, one of you is going to be able to put the title "winner" on your resume.
And with that title, $50,000.
(Cheers) And the game could not be more simple All you have to do is answer the question correctly, you stay in the game.
However, you get the question wrong, you are going to be ejected from the show, and we have 101 different ways to do that.
(Gasp) Before we get started, I'm gonna divide you guys into two groups.
We're gonna start with these guys up front.
Why don't you guys hang over there and enjoy the fun? Peace.
To stay in the game and compete for $50,000, all you gotta do is get this question right.
If you don't, you're off the show, and here's how Each of you will be standing inside one of those giant snare traps over there.
My family has used those to catch trespassers, bigfoot, and other mythical beasts that roam the land.
If you choose the right answer, you move on.
If you choose the wrong answer, I am gonna cut the safety line, you are gonna shoot 100 feet in the air, and become food for the giant vultures that live in the area.
I call this one "nothin' but net.
" (Screeches) - Oh, my God.
- That doesn't look good.
That does not look good.
Before I ask you that question, I like to play a little game to determine the order in which you're gonna answer.
Everyone take one of these boards, pass it down.
Write down how many letters are in the word "supercalifragilistic- expialidotious"? (Chuckling) Closest to that correct number gets to go first, second You guys get the idea.
All right.
Let's see the answers.
Flip 'em around.
Ian went with 32, Gina, 28, Robert, 45.
(Laughter) - And Jasmine, 22.
- It's a long word.
It's a long word! All right.
There are actually 34 letters in the word "supercalifragilistic- expialidotious" which means Ian goes first, Gina second, Robert third, and Jasmine fourth.
Everyone follow me.
Boo.
I'm last.
(Quacking) I have a question I want to ask you guys, but before the question, here are the answers Frozen steaks, a magazine, home security systems, and finally, a university.
What? And the question is Which three of these has "discriminating businessman" three of those are right, one is wrong.
Avoid the one wrong answer.
Ian, we're gonna start with you.
What do you do for a living? I am a deejay.
You are a deejay.
What's your deejay name? - Deejay Spectrum.
- Is that because of the glasses? Yes, and because I have different colored glasses.
Ah.
So it's like spectrum of color, specs Drop a beat.
(Beat boxing) This party may never stop.
There it is.
But, you know, we're gonna put it on pause.
Very nice.
We're looking for something Donald trump has put his name on.
Frozen steaks I could see, maybe, Donald trump getting involved in that, 'cause he can use his catch phrase, "you're fired," to cook the steaks.
His words are that powerful, that it can cook a steak.
They are.
It's great.
"You're fired.
Medium-rare.
" Uh, a magazine makes sense.
He's, you know, high luxury.
I'm gonna go ahead and stick with magazine.
Okay.
Gina, over to you.
Gina, what do you do for a living? I work as a concierge.
Do they pay a lot? Robert, whose show is this? (Laughs) All right, Gina.
For some reason, I feel like frozen steaks sounds like something I might have read about a long time ago.
I think you need to go with university.
He's a big guy.
(Laughs) Oh, really? Is that what you think I should do? Robert's trying to get into your head.
He's a big guy.
He's got influence.
Is that what you're gonna say.
If you don't, I am.
I'm gonna go with frozen steaks.
Robert, over to you.
He already kind of started his mind games.
Well, I was trying I was trying to psyche her out.
Well, we have home security systems and a university.
The rich people, they need something to have Secure themselves in, and do all of that stuff.
So I'm gonna go with the home security system.
Okay, you're going with that.
Very good.
Jasmine, over to you.
Jasmine, what are you gonna do with the $50,000? I am gonna throw a birthday party for chanel, my dog.
At the ranch! And I'm deejaying.
And you're gonna throw a $50,000 birthday bash? Yeah.
Wow! Let's talk out your answer.
Oh, wait a minute.
You don't have a choice.
(Laughter) You are going with a university.
You feeling good about that answer? Yeah, 'cause a university's a big way to get your name, like, out.
Let's be honest he needs to get his name out there.
Not too many people probably nobody knows him.
Okay.
Everyone's got their answers.
(Squeals) - Oh, my God.
- It's time to find out Oh, no.
Who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" (Whoosh) Wha-ching! You look nervous.
I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry.
Seriously? Oh, my God.
This knife is sharp.
I'm really afraid of you.
Uhh! Ian went with magazine.
Gina went with frozen steaks, Robert, home security systems, and Jasmine, university.
I hate heights.
- This might not be the stunt for you.
- I know.
You guys wanna find out who's safe? - Yes.
- Yes.
I don't.
The wrong answer is No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no! Oh, no.
No.
Home security system! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh ho ho ho! Look at him! Oh, my God.
(Slo-mo voice) Oh! Aah! Aah! Whoa! What did we get ourselves into, guys.
Oh, my God.
That was awesome.
Congratulations.
The three of you guys are moving on - Yay! - For your chance at $50,000.
You guys wanna see what we've got in store for the others? Absolutely.
Yeah! Let's go! Bye! I can come down now.
(Screeches) (Screeches) All right, the three of you, who are safe, can go in there Yay.
And the rest of you can follow me.
Oh, so you guys are protected here.
That's a good sign.
Yes.
Safe.
This is a real good sign.
Great.
(Groans) Robert's no longer with us.
Is anyone sad about that? That was horrible.
Says the man in polka dot pants.
(Laughter) All right.
Anyone up for $50,000? Yep.
All you got to do is get this next question correct.
If you don't, you're off the show, and here's how.
Meet my good friend, Twinkie.
(Barks) - Oh, no.
- What? (Barks) (Snarls) To compete for that $50,000, all you got to do is get this next question correct.
If you don't, you're off the show, and here's how.
Meet my good friend Twinkie.
(Barks) - Oh, no.
- What? (Barking) Oh, no.
He's half mastiff, half pit bull, and 100% hungry.
Choose the right answer, you're safe You get to go into your human kennel behind you.
What? If you are wrong And one of you will be He is going to attack and drag you off the show.
What? I call this one, "release the hound"! Have fun with that one.
Oh, my gosh.
Ohh.
Before we get to the all-important $50,000 question, gonna play a little game to determine the order you're gonna answer.
Everyone, take one of these.
Pass it on.
In honor of my new cohost Twinkie, this one's about a dog.
An Australian pooch named Bluey holds the record as the world's oldest dog.
Write down how long Bluey lived in human years.
Closest to the correct number gets to go first, second, so on.
All right, let's see those answers flip'em around.
24 for Paige, Joshua 23, Sean 22 (Laughs) Lisa sweet mother of Bieber (Laughter) 161 years.
You said the oldest dog.
In human years.
(Man) Yeah.
The world's oldest dog lived to be 29 years.
- Which means - Whoo-hoo.
Paige is first Wow.
Joshua second, Sean third, and 161 Lisa Is going fourth.
All right, let's get you guys suited up.
(Barks) (Snarls) Well, you guys definitely had a nice, e, quick change.
This works.
Uh I don't know.
- How about we get to it? (Paige) - Yes.
(Groans) Let's do it.
Do it.
I'm gonna ask you a question, but first, here are the answers.
They are "Go ahead, make my day," "may the force be with you," "you talking to me?" And "I'm king of the world!" And the question is Which three of these did the American film institute rank among the top 10 movie quotes of all time? Three of those are right.
One is wrong.
You want to avoid the wrong one.
Paige, what do you do in your spare time? I invent toys.
What's your claim to fame? Uh, the spinning spaghetti fork.
That's yours? Yes.
The way people all over the world enjoy pasta.
You're a mother? I am, of How many kids? Two.
What kind of example are you setting for them right now? Uh, this is what not to do.
(Barks) You get to go first.
Okay.
I know this one.
It just seems so obvious.
Everybody loves the force.
So I'm going with that one.
You're gonna go right with "may the force with you"? "May the force be with you.
" All right, well, good luck.
(Imitates laser sword whooshing, laughs) Joshua, over to you.
Explain the hat.
Oh, they call me the rhinestone cowboy.
My mom used to dress me up and take me all around to the horse shows when we when I was a kid, so She'd walk me around and make me wear shiny clothes, and I looked funny, but Why are you the guy to beat today? I know pop culture, I've got my lucky rocks in my pocket Your lucky rocks? I don't understand what it is, but my whole life, people have been handing me rocks.
Sure.
Um, all the way up until now, my friends just always, like, send me rocks randomly, and nobody knows other people do it, but people always give 'em to me.
Hmm.
All right.
You have "go ahead, make my day," "you talking to me?" And "I'm king of the world".
I'm gonna have to go with "are you talking to me?" - I am talking to you.
- I'm talking to you.
A Oh, that's the answer you want to go with? Yeah.
Okay, do you know what movie it's from? That was a mafia movie, right? No.
I can't remember.
Sean, over to you.
Something about you says, "I dress in the dark.
" I think you're referring to my beautiful multicolored polka dot pants.
Those were the pants that I wore on my wedding day, so And she still showed up.
That is a keeper.
Oh, absolutely.
I want to know what his wife wore on their wedding.
Left on the table, we have "go ahead, make my day" Uh-huh.
And "I'm king of the world!" I'm gonna have to go with "I'm king of the world!" I believe that was Leo in the front on "Titanic.
" Sure.
Did you know what the "king of the world!" is from? No.
(Laughs) Spoiler alert He dies at the end.
Lisa, that means you have "go ahead, make my day.
" You second-guessing that, uh, 161 at all? I-I am now.
I think Yeah.
I overestimated.
Which answer would you have gone with? I would not change a thing.
You would not change a thing.
So she is happy.
Time to put your helmets on.
Go ahead.
(Barking) Oh, I like the looks of this.
Everyone's got their helmets.
You feeling comfortable? You feeling safe? (Snarling) No.
three of you are right, one of you is wrong, and you are going to be chased by a very, very big, angry, hungry dog.
It's time to find out who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" You guys all look very serious.
Paige, you went with "may the force be with you.
" Joshua, you went with "you talking to me?" Sean, you went with "I'm king of the world!" And, Lisa "Go ahead, make my day.
" It would be nice if I could make your day and tell you you're safe, right? I can't do that.
I'm sorry.
However, Paige was a force to be reckoned with.
Paige, you are safe.
Go get in the kennel.
(Laughs) (Cheering) "May the force be with you" is ranked (barks) Not feeling so (High-pitched voice) confident.
Hmm, there's three of you left.
Paige, what do you think? Should we just blow this whistle and find out? Yeah.
Yeah, that would be fun.
You know what's even more fun, though? Is just having two people and tormenting them.
So I'm gonna send one more to safety.
- Lisa, what'd you go with? - "Go ahead, make my day.
" - I would love to make your day.
- Are you going to? No, I'm not.
Oh.
"You talking to me?" I'm talking to you.
Well, guess what, buddy? You're safe.
(Sighs) Take off your helmet.
Go in the human kennel.
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Twinkie! Come here, boy! Come on out! Ohh, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! One of you is right, and one of you is about to leave "101 ways to leave a game show" via dog.
(Barks) (Singsongy) Twinkie! (Normal voice) Come here, boy! Come on out! Oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! (Barking) He's definitely hungry.
I asked you guys to name a movie quote that was in the American film institute top 10 movie quotes of all time.
Sean, you went with "I'm king of the world!" Lisa, you went with "go ahead, make my day.
" One of you is right, and one of you is about to leave via dog.
Those suits don't look too appetizing.
Let's make this more fun for twinkie some extra steak.
Oh.
All right.
(Speaks indistinctly) You know what? This is not safe for me.
I'm gonna go in here.
Lisa, "go ahead, make my day," right? Yeah? I am gonna make your day.
Oh, my God! Good! You are safe.
"I'm king of the world!" is the wrong answer.
Run, funny pants, run! (Blows whistle) (Barking) Oh, no! (Woman) No! Get him, Twinkie! Get him! He had the wrong answer! Aah! (Snarling) (Groans) No, dog! No! (Yells) (Cheers and applause) Yes! Wow! Twinkie is really going to town on him! Outstanding.
Congratulations.
You guys are all moving on to the next round.
(Cheers) That much closer to the $50,000.
Why don't you guys all meet me at the saloon? (Creaking) I am very out of place.
(Woman) I'm nervous.
All right.
To stay in the game and compete for the $50,000, all you have to do is get this next question correct.
If you don't, you're off the show for good, and here's how.
You might have been able to avoid the snare traps and possibly outrun my guard dog.
However, you might not be able to outrun these guys.
Meet My good friends (Laughter) Shorty and Morty.
(Women) Oh, my God.
(Laughter) So if you pick the wrong answer And one of you will Morty and Shorty are gonna make sure that you leave that $50,000 behind, as well as my bar, through a plate glass window.
(Women) Oh, my God.
(Laughs) I like to call this one, - no pane, no gain.
- Ohh, jeez.
Get it? Pane? Windowpane? You see way I did that? That was you are so witty.
- Wordplay.
- That's Ugh.
(Knuckles crack) (Gina) Oh, man.
Gina, provided you don't go through the window, what are you gonna do with the 50 large? I really want to play in the world series of poker, and it's $10,000 to play in the main event.
You pretty good at the pokok? I do well.
I mean, I'm not a professional.
So you're not a professional, but you'd blow $10,000 to get into a poker game? Well Just just making that clear.
Know who you know who's a really good poker player? Shorty, Morty.
(Woman chuckles) Okay.
Before I get to the next question, you guys know the deal.
We're gonna play a little game to determine the order in which you're gonna answer.
Take one of these beautiful magic boards.
(Sighs) In miles per hour, write down the top speed of the world's fastest roller coaster.
Closest to that correct number gets to go first, second, third.
All right, let's see the answers.
Flip 'em around.
Jasmine did 100 miles per hour, Gina with 108 miles per hour, and Ian with 138 miles per hour.
Shoot.
That's what I went with.
Well, the fastest roller coaster in the world is the formula rossa at Ferrari world in Abu Dhabi, and it goes one hundred - And forty-nine miles an hour - Yes! Ha ha! Holy crap! Which makes - Ian first - Last again! (Groans) Gina second, and Jasmine third Oh, man.
So we'll just stay right in this order.
I-I'm having deja vu all over again.
(Groans) All right, I'll take these.
Twice in a row, he got it.
- I'm so sick of winning already.
- Shut your mouth.
Are you seriously talking that much crap right now? Really? What? I don't what are you talking about? - You want to go ride a roller coaster? - Okay.
Well, we'll see.
All right, Ian.
The $50,000 question You guys want to hear it? Mm-hmm.
All right.
First, the answers.
They are Pez, barbed wire, and dentures.
What? (Laughs) The question is Oh, my God.
Which two of these have an actual museum in the United States devoted primarily to them? - Two of these are right - Oh, wow.
One is wrong.
Avoid the wrong answer.
Do it to it, Ian.
(Sighs) Okay.
Pez Yes.
Makes sense lot of colors, lot of characters.
Over the years, I'm sure that people would want to put them somewhere where they can go admire all the pez.
- Okay.
- So I'm gonna go with pez.
You think in the United States there's a museum dedicated solely to pez? Absolutely.
You're not throwing me through a window.
All right.
Gina - My God, that stare is so scary.
- Well, I think It's coming over to you.
Left on the table, is barbed wire and dentures.
I think that we have nothing to worry about really? Ooh.
Because I think that pez is the wrong answer.
- You think pez is the wrong answer? - I do.
All right.
Give it to us.
What's your thought? I'm gonna go with barbed wire.
- Oh, my God.
- You are gonna go with barbed wire.
Jasmine not feeling good about that one, either.
Let me guess.
That was your second choice? - Actually, yeah.
- It was your second choice.
Well, I don't know, 'cause barbed wire's kind of like jail, so why would you want to go to jail on a Saturday? It's abstract.
All right.
Well, let's talk about dentures.
Okay.
'Cause that's what you're going with.
George Bush's dentures could be in a box.
- George Bush had dentures? - I don't know.
Were you maybe thinking of George Washington? That's what I said.
No.
You said George Bush.
Sorry, I'm just really scared right now, 'cause - Is it those guys? - My life is at risk.
- But you know - Oh, you're right.
They probably have all the famous people's dentures.
The old people's teeth.
Well, two of you are right and one of you is wrong, and it's now time to find out who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" (Sighs) Oh, my gosh.
(Cracks knuckles) (Cracks knuckles) (Cracks knuckles) Ian, you went with pez - I was confident.
- Not anymore.
Gina, you went with barbed wire Jasmine, you went with dentures.
(Groans) Two of you are right, one of you is wrong, and that one of you is going through a plate glass window Oh, my God.
Just tell us.
Courtesy Those guys right there, and they look thrilled.
Oh, ho ho.
There is a museum for this item Me.
It is in the state of California And it is a museum That features Barbed wire.
- Pez.
- Yes! (Groans) Ian, you are safe - I hate you.
- Oh, my God.
- Come on back here.
- Yes.
High five, guys.
Come on behind the pine, my friend.
- Look, I don't want to do this anymore.
- Come on behind.
Have a victory pickle.
Oh.
Fantastic.
Why is he getting close to me? (Laughs) These guys are moving in.
Moment of truth.
Down to the two ladies.
Oh, my God.
Denture museum Barbed wire museum.
You guys loose? You guys stretch out? Don't want any pulled muscles.
They're ready.
They're close.
Ohh.
The wrong answer is No! Don't don't tell us.
- Denture museum! - Ohh, thank God! So long, Jasmine.
(Screams) Gina, you are safe.
No, no, no, no! I'm the wrong person! Right against the wall.
(Laughs) See you later.
(Screams) (Man) Oh, no.
(Woman) Oh, no.
No, no, no, no! Ohh! Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? (Laughter) (Man) Oh, my God! No, no, no, no! (Slow-mo voice) Ohh! Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? Congratulations! You guys are moving on to the final round, for a chance at $50,000.
I didn't think that he was gonna pick her up and toss her out there! You guys want to see what we got in store for the others? Yes, absolutely.
- Yes.
- All right.
Follow me.
(Laughs) Barbed wire, baby.
Barbed wire.
(Laughter) (Man) That was insane.
You got an 8? Go fish.
While we're coming down here, watch out for snakes Venomous.
- The two of you finalists - Yes.
- Whoo! - Can go right on over there - Thank you, thank you.
- Okay.
And the rest of you, line up.
All right.
That brings us here, to the mine.
Do you have any idea what's happening? You're gonna ask us questions, I'm gonna get them right.
Whoa.
She's already one step ahead of all of you.
- You got to watch out for her.
- Who's the biggest threat here? Paige.
Keep in mind, he's got lucky rocks.
Show me the lucky stones.
These are the last ones that were give it to me.
Who gave you those? An older lady at a church I was at.
I just I'm really finding this story hard to believe That people are just giving you rocks.
I know it sounds crazy, but people just give me rocks.
All right.
Well, I hope those rocks are gonna bring you some good luck.
What are you gonna do with the money? I get $50,000, I'm go to Nashville.
All right.
I love country music, love playing music, love singing.
Give us a little taste.
Drop a beat for me.
(Beatboxing) One, two, three.
She got everything but my horse's reins, and her boyfriend's got my boots on, how could she screw a guy like me Ohh, ho ho! Cowboy That was not a dirty line.
She was just saying she took my stuff.
Okay, okay.
Very nice, very good.
If this was a talent competition, these guys would have somebody to look out for.
However, it is not.
(Laughter) If you want to join Ian and Gina in the finals, all you have to do is answer this next question right.
Yep.
However, if you are wrong, you are off the show, and here's how.
What? (Squeals) If you want to join Ian and Gina in the finals, all you have to do is answer this next question right.
However, if you are wrong, you are off the show, and here's how.
You're each gonna be standing at the end of this mining track.
If you give me the right answer, you're safe.
However, if you give me the incorrect answer And one of you will I am going to ignite that dynamite from that box over there, setting off a huge explosion, sending that mining car crashing into you, sending you over the edge and far, far away from the $50,000.
I like to call this one, Indiana Jeff and the temple of boom! And of course, before I ask you the question, we have to determine the order in which you're gonna answer.
According to guinness world records, write down the greatest number of piercings one person has ever received in a single day.
Closest to that correct number gets to go first, second, so on.
All right, let's see what we got for answers.
Flip 'em over.
Lisa went with 120, Joshua 138, and Paige 501.
(Laughs) A man by the name of Chris Elliot spent 6 hours and 15 minutes getting - 3,100 piercings (Joshua) - Oh, my gosh.
What? (Gasps) Which, of course, makes Paige first, Joshua second, and Lisa - Again.
- Third.
All right, everybody.
Let's get into positions.
(Ian) Protect those stones, cowboy.
(Paige) Whoa.
(Lisa) I'm already scared.
Anyone interested in finding out the question? (Joshua and Paige) Yeah.
All right.
Well, first, the answers.
They are Tug-of-war, croquet, and arm wrestling.
The question is, which two of these were once olympic events? You want to avoid the wrong one.
Paige, you have honors.
Oh, my gosh.
Croquet.
It's, uh absolutely makes sense.
It seems olympic, - because it's old-school - Mm-hmm.
And polished, and, um I'm gonna I'm gonna go with croquet.
Okay.
Very good.
Paige is locked in with croquet.
We're over to Joshua, the rhinestone cowboy.
- Yoo-hoo-hoo! Yee-ha! - Give me a "how-dy"! - How-dy! - All right.
There we go.
You were gonna make me look like a fool if you did not do that.
All right.
Croquet is off the table.
- You had to take that one, huh? - I You have arm wrestling and tug-of-war.
All I can remember is Sylvester Stallone - arm wrestling people, so it's like - Sure.
Stuck in my head, but seems like tug-of-war would be more of a team sport, so I feel the most safe with tug-of-war.
I'm going totally on a limb here.
You're going out on a limb? Yep.
Uh Poor choice of words, my friend.
Oh, jeez.
- Poor choice of words.
- I am totally aware of that.
All right, Joshua.
Lisa - Yeah.
- Here we are.
Yep.
We have made some poor decisions in our life, haven't we? Yeah.
Couple.
So you are stuck with arm wrestling.
I'm doing arm wrestling.
How are you feeling about that? Uh, I'm really nervous.
What would you have gone with? I would have gone with croquet.
All right.
What do you guys think? Who do you think's going home? (Both) Paige.
You think Paige is going home? - Oh.
(Lisa) - No.
Unanimous decision.
I got an idea.
(Gina) What do you think? Let's see who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" (Applause) (Woman) Whoo! Paige, you went with croquet Joshua, you went with - I got the rocks.
- Tug-of-war.
I'm rubbing the rocks.
And lucky Lisa Yeah.
You are getting stuck with - Arm wrestling.
- Arm wrestling.
I'm gonna press the detonator.
(Paige) Okay.
If an explosion goes off and the cart comes rolling down, knocks you off, obviously, you're done.
- Here we go.
- Okay.
Oh, my gosh.
Ohh.
- Oh, gosh.
- Oh, my God.
Three, two Oh, my gosh.
- One.
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! Oh, my go Oh.
(Stammers) Oh, wait.
- Oh, my God.
- Wow.
I'm sorry.
This is really unprofessional.
This wasn't even plugged in.
(Laughter) (Laughs) - Cruel and unusual.
(Man) - Everybody giggle.
Ow.
Aah.
Ugh! It tastes like stinging.
Hoo-hoo! I'm so nervous! Oh, okay.
Yeah.
That looks good.
Oh.
Carefully.
This is where it gets tricky.
Wanna just be really careful.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, that's enough.
Oh, no! Just to summarize - Oh, God.
- Oh, gosh.
(Laughter) Here we go.
Can we do the thing where you say who's right? Oh, you wanna find out if someone's safe first? - Yes.
- Yes.
- I don't.
The wrong answer is - Oh, gosh! Really? Aah! Arm wrestling! - Aah! - See ya, Lisa! Aah! Oh, my gosh! Aah! (Slo-mo voice) Aah! (Slo-mo voice) Oh! Aah! Whoo! Paige, Joshua, you guys are moving on to the final round Yes! Where you'll team up with Ian and Gina Whoo! For a chance at $50,000.
Yeah! Let's head on over to The tower! Whoo! Yeah! (Gina) Oh, my gosh.
(Paige) Oh, my God.
(Jeff) Welcome to the final round! Whoo! Oh, yeah.
(Joshua) This is really high, dude.
It's Jeff.
It's all right.
It's all right.
Okay.
Yo.
I don't like this.
(Gina) Oh, my gosh.
In a few short moments, one of you is going to walk away $50,000 richer.
Key word there being "walk" away.
The other three of you are going to get up close and personal with my good friend gravity.
(Laughter) There is a little bit of a rule change that I wanna tell you about.
Uh-oh.
I'm still gonna give you a question.
I'm still gonna give you all the answers.
But this time around, three of those answers are completely and utterly wrong.
And there's only one right answer.
Find that one right answer, and you will line your pockets with the big bucks.
Oh, my God.
Now, I'm sure you wanna know what's going on.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
And I would love to tell you.
Imagine sitting in one of those chairs right there, 10 feet above totally shaking.
This 10-story tower.
When all the sudden, it lurches forward, and you go head-first, and plummet off the edge, dropping 110 feet below.
Oh, my God.
I like to call this one "now you seat me, now you don't.
" Dude.
- I'm scared to death.
- Scared to death? I'm not lettin' go of this bar.
Do you have your lucky rocks with you? I do have my lucky rocks.
And you know what? Not to be left out (Laughter) It got that for you.
Random rock.
Aw, yay.
You want me to hold on to it until after? Yeah.
Yeah, your hands everyone looks a little preoccupied.
Just Aw.
The rock! Oh! That's awful.
Okay.
Well, of course, before I ask you the final $50,000 question Oh, I don't like these.
- We're gonna play a little game - No.
To determine the order you're gonna answer.
Take one of these boards, p.
Three of you are about to take a pretty big plunge.
My gosh.
(Snickers) Speaking of big plunges How appropriate According to the United States Parachute Association, write down how many people died from skydiving accidents in the U.
S.
in 2010? Closest to that correct number gets to go first, second, third, and fourth.
All right.
Let's see those answers.
Flip 'em around.
Gina went with 15 Oh, God.
Ohh! Paige went with 13.
Interesting, Joshua.
I don't know if it's the fact that you're about to throw up, or that you went with zero.
I didn't hear of any.
Didn't hear of any.
Okay.
And Ian went with 6.
Well, the correct answer is - 21.
- Yes! (Laughs) Which means that Gina goes first, Paige second, - Ian, third - That is the worst! And Joshua, with zero, you get to go last.
Dude, I can't believe I guessed zero.
All right, how 'bout we get everybody in their chairs? That away.
- Okay.
- Oh, my God.
I can't believe I put zero.
I can't believe I put 6! I feel like I'm gonna pass out.
Me, too.
How's everyone feeling now? (Gina laughs) I don't like this, Jeff.
- Whoo! - You don't like it? - Not one bit.
- You know you know what I'm gonna do? I wanna relieve a little of the pressure for you.
Get 'em into position! Aah! Aah! - Stop it! (Laughs) - Oh, my God.
You're such a jerk.
Am I? Oh! Oh, my God! No! I'm gonna fall! And let's get Paige into position.
Okay.
Cool.
(Chuckles nervously) Hoo-hoo.
Here comes the rhinestone cowboy.
Oh, my God.
He is shaking like a scared puppy.
Are you shaking 'cause you're nervous, or shaking 'cause you're cold? I'm scared half to death.
All right.
The $50,000 question.
But first, here are the answers Chicago Las Vegas Orlando And New York City.
Oh, my God.
The question is Which one of these cities have I not been to? I'm kidding! I'm kidding.
I was like "what?" The question is According to "Forbes," what was the most visited city in the U.
S.
in 2009? What? Remember, three of those are wrong.
Only one right answer.
- What? - Find it, you got yourself $50,000.
Gina, we are starting with you.
Oh.
Um Good luck on that one, homey.
(Laughs nervously) Oh, my God.
I want to cry.
I don't know.
If you're gonna cry, at least cry us an answer.
Oh, I'm gonna say New York City.
- Oh, God! - New York City.
I'm wrong! I know I'm wrong! Locked in.
Oh, it's just New York is so big! Everybody goes to New York! You can drive there! - You can have a "staycation.
" - You can drive everywhere.
We're going over to Paige.
New York city is off the table.
Paige, you have, like, a kung fu death grip - on the back of that chair.
- I do.
(Giggles) Yeah.
Look at the position you've put yourself in.
Aw, what was I thinking? Left you have Chicago, Las Vegas, and Orlando.
Can I call a friend? I'm not sure I get service up here.
(Laughs) All right.
All right! All right.
Okay, my fate is sealed.
Orlando.
Why Orlando? I'm leaning towards the mentality of that, like, feel-good vibe.
Going for Mickey, and family-oriented fun.
You know, the mom.
All right.
Paige is locked in with Orlando.
Oh, gosh! Ooh.
Over to Ian.
Left you have Chicago and Las Vegas.
I was living in Chicago in 2009.
I know they changed the name of the sears tower.
They put a big glass box over the edge so you can look straight down, we got the cubs, we got the sox, and we were also an olympic candidate in 2009.
So we had a lot of people coming through for the Olympics.
And so, uh, I'm gonna I'm gonna rep my home city.
- I'm gonna say Chicago - So nice.
And go with it.
Ian is locked in with Chicago.
Chi town! I love you, Chi town! That leaves us with Joshua.
I'm stuck with the Vegas.
Are you much of a gambler? Nope, and I'll tell you why Every time I try, I lose.
Ugh.
That does not bode well for you right now.
No, it doesn't.
I'm leaning on hope right now, that's all.
All right.
Joshua is locked in Oh, my God.
With Las Vegas.
Whoo.
(Gina breathes deeply) Gina, you went with New York City.
Paige, you went with Orlando.
I did.
Ian, you went with Chicago.
And you left Joshua, the rhinestone cowboy, with Las Vegas.
It's time to find out Oh, my God.
Who's leaving Oh, my God! Wait! "101 ways to leave a game show.
" Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God.
Safety off! Uhh! This is worse than the dog, isn't it? Yes.
This is worse than everything we went through.
Once I press this button, it is going to send your chair forward, launching you head-first.
Please, God - You know - Oh, gosh!! Oprah retired this year.
I think it's time to retire Ian.
Chicago is wrong.
- No! - So long, Ian No! What? No, please, Jeff! No.
I'm sorry! Oh! God! Oh, God! Aah! Please, Jeff! I'm sorry! No! Aah! (Slo-mo voice) Aah! Aah! Oh! Eeh! Man His form was spectacular! It was really good.
He, like, did a dive.
He looked great going down.
Aah! (Laughs) I'm talkin' like Greg Louganis great.
(Gasps) You guys wanna see someone else go down? (Singsongy) I do.
Please.
I asked you guys - according to "Forbes" - Oh, my gosh.
What was the most visited city in the U.
S.
in 2009? Gina, you went with New York City.
I did.
I did.
- Paige - Mm-hmm.
- You went with Orlando.
- I did.
And, Joshua, you got Las Vegas.
Happy trails, cowboy.
Las Vegas is incorrect.
See ya! Oh, friggin' My goodness gracious! Aah! Whoa! Impressive! His hat stayed on the entire way down! Aah! (Slo-mo voice) Whoa! (Laughs) Aah! It's down to our two ladies.
It's been good.
One of you is about to win $50,000.
That would be fun.
The other one is about to go "whoo!" Oh, my gosh.
- Splash.
- Really? It takes a while to get down.
- That's why I waited.
- Oh, gosh.
Gina, you had your first choice.
You went with New York City.
Paige, you went with Orlando.
I did.
The wrong answer is Five Oh, gosh! Four Three Two (Cell phone rings) - Ah, wait.
Sorry.
- Uhh! (Ring) I gotta take this call.
Hold on two seconds.
(Ring) Hello? Nah, I got time.
What's up? Oh, hey, hold that thought.
You wanna hear something funny? Stay on the line.
The wrong answer is New York City! So long, Gina! Paige, you are correct with Orlando! - Aah! - See you later! Aah! Hoo! (Slo-mo voice) Aah! Aah! Congratulations, Paige! You are now $50,000 richer! Whoo! And that is the way to leave a game show.
I'm gonna try and clap.
Aah! Paige, what are you gonna do with that $50,000? I'm going to Disney World! Whoo! Aah! - Have a victory pickle.
- Ah.
Fantastic.
- Anyone interested? - No, thanks.
Want a pickle, guys? Cool.
The question is I don't know.
Uh-oh.
Choosing the correct answers can win you $50,000.
What's up, baby?! But choose just one wrong answer The wrong answer is Oh, my God.
And you're gone.
See you later! Aah! Aah! Oh, my God! Aah! Aah! Aah! On "101 ways to leave a game show.
" You've got to be kidding me right now.
(birds chirping) (Quacking) All you had to do was call.
I would've sent Gustav down with the tractor and picked you guys up.
You didn't have to walk.
(Man) It's all good.
- How we doing? (Man) - Good.
Pretty good.
Great.
Welcome to my ranch.
It's been in the family for at least 300 years.
I figure no better place to host the most insane game show in the history of television than my ranch.
(Cheers) By day's end, one of you is going to be able to put the title "winner" on your resume.
And with that title, $50,000.
(Cheers) And the game could not be more simple All you have to do is answer the question correctly, you stay in the game.
However, you get the question wrong, you are going to be ejected from the show, and we have 101 different ways to do that.
(Gasp) Before we get started, I'm gonna divide you guys into two groups.
We're gonna start with these guys up front.
Why don't you guys hang over there and enjoy the fun? Peace.
To stay in the game and compete for $50,000, all you gotta do is get this question right.
If you don't, you're off the show, and here's how Each of you will be standing inside one of those giant snare traps over there.
My family has used those to catch trespassers, bigfoot, and other mythical beasts that roam the land.
If you choose the right answer, you move on.
If you choose the wrong answer, I am gonna cut the safety line, you are gonna shoot 100 feet in the air, and become food for the giant vultures that live in the area.
I call this one "nothin' but net.
" (Screeches) - Oh, my God.
- That doesn't look good.
That does not look good.
Before I ask you that question, I like to play a little game to determine the order in which you're gonna answer.
Everyone take one of these boards, pass it down.
Write down how many letters are in the word "supercalifragilistic- expialidotious"? (Chuckling) Closest to that correct number gets to go first, second You guys get the idea.
All right.
Let's see the answers.
Flip 'em around.
Ian went with 32, Gina, 28, Robert, 45.
(Laughter) - And Jasmine, 22.
- It's a long word.
It's a long word! All right.
There are actually 34 letters in the word "supercalifragilistic- expialidotious" which means Ian goes first, Gina second, Robert third, and Jasmine fourth.
Everyone follow me.
Boo.
I'm last.
(Quacking) I have a question I want to ask you guys, but before the question, here are the answers Frozen steaks, a magazine, home security systems, and finally, a university.
What? And the question is Which three of these has "discriminating businessman" three of those are right, one is wrong.
Avoid the one wrong answer.
Ian, we're gonna start with you.
What do you do for a living? I am a deejay.
You are a deejay.
What's your deejay name? - Deejay Spectrum.
- Is that because of the glasses? Yes, and because I have different colored glasses.
Ah.
So it's like spectrum of color, specs Drop a beat.
(Beat boxing) This party may never stop.
There it is.
But, you know, we're gonna put it on pause.
Very nice.
We're looking for something Donald trump has put his name on.
Frozen steaks I could see, maybe, Donald trump getting involved in that, 'cause he can use his catch phrase, "you're fired," to cook the steaks.
His words are that powerful, that it can cook a steak.
They are.
It's great.
"You're fired.
Medium-rare.
" Uh, a magazine makes sense.
He's, you know, high luxury.
I'm gonna go ahead and stick with magazine.
Okay.
Gina, over to you.
Gina, what do you do for a living? I work as a concierge.
Do they pay a lot? Robert, whose show is this? (Laughs) All right, Gina.
For some reason, I feel like frozen steaks sounds like something I might have read about a long time ago.
I think you need to go with university.
He's a big guy.
(Laughs) Oh, really? Is that what you think I should do? Robert's trying to get into your head.
He's a big guy.
He's got influence.
Is that what you're gonna say.
If you don't, I am.
I'm gonna go with frozen steaks.
Robert, over to you.
He already kind of started his mind games.
Well, I was trying I was trying to psyche her out.
Well, we have home security systems and a university.
The rich people, they need something to have Secure themselves in, and do all of that stuff.
So I'm gonna go with the home security system.
Okay, you're going with that.
Very good.
Jasmine, over to you.
Jasmine, what are you gonna do with the $50,000? I am gonna throw a birthday party for chanel, my dog.
At the ranch! And I'm deejaying.
And you're gonna throw a $50,000 birthday bash? Yeah.
Wow! Let's talk out your answer.
Oh, wait a minute.
You don't have a choice.
(Laughter) You are going with a university.
You feeling good about that answer? Yeah, 'cause a university's a big way to get your name, like, out.
Let's be honest he needs to get his name out there.
Not too many people probably nobody knows him.
Okay.
Everyone's got their answers.
(Squeals) - Oh, my God.
- It's time to find out Oh, no.
Who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" (Whoosh) Wha-ching! You look nervous.
I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry.
Seriously? Oh, my God.
This knife is sharp.
I'm really afraid of you.
Uhh! Ian went with magazine.
Gina went with frozen steaks, Robert, home security systems, and Jasmine, university.
I hate heights.
- This might not be the stunt for you.
- I know.
You guys wanna find out who's safe? - Yes.
- Yes.
I don't.
The wrong answer is No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no! Oh, no.
No.
Home security system! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh ho ho ho! Look at him! Oh, my God.
(Slo-mo voice) Oh! Aah! Aah! Whoa! What did we get ourselves into, guys.
Oh, my God.
That was awesome.
Congratulations.
The three of you guys are moving on - Yay! - For your chance at $50,000.
You guys wanna see what we've got in store for the others? Absolutely.
Yeah! Let's go! Bye! I can come down now.
(Screeches) (Screeches) All right, the three of you, who are safe, can go in there Yay.
And the rest of you can follow me.
Oh, so you guys are protected here.
That's a good sign.
Yes.
Safe.
This is a real good sign.
Great.
(Groans) Robert's no longer with us.
Is anyone sad about that? That was horrible.
Says the man in polka dot pants.
(Laughter) All right.
Anyone up for $50,000? Yep.
All you got to do is get this next question correct.
If you don't, you're off the show, and here's how.
Meet my good friend, Twinkie.
(Barks) - Oh, no.
- What? (Barks) (Snarls) To compete for that $50,000, all you got to do is get this next question correct.
If you don't, you're off the show, and here's how.
Meet my good friend Twinkie.
(Barks) - Oh, no.
- What? (Barking) Oh, no.
He's half mastiff, half pit bull, and 100% hungry.
Choose the right answer, you're safe You get to go into your human kennel behind you.
What? If you are wrong And one of you will be He is going to attack and drag you off the show.
What? I call this one, "release the hound"! Have fun with that one.
Oh, my gosh.
Ohh.
Before we get to the all-important $50,000 question, gonna play a little game to determine the order you're gonna answer.
Everyone, take one of these.
Pass it on.
In honor of my new cohost Twinkie, this one's about a dog.
An Australian pooch named Bluey holds the record as the world's oldest dog.
Write down how long Bluey lived in human years.
Closest to the correct number gets to go first, second, so on.
All right, let's see those answers flip'em around.
24 for Paige, Joshua 23, Sean 22 (Laughs) Lisa sweet mother of Bieber (Laughter) 161 years.
You said the oldest dog.
In human years.
(Man) Yeah.
The world's oldest dog lived to be 29 years.
- Which means - Whoo-hoo.
Paige is first Wow.
Joshua second, Sean third, and 161 Lisa Is going fourth.
All right, let's get you guys suited up.
(Barks) (Snarls) Well, you guys definitely had a nice, e, quick change.
This works.
Uh I don't know.
- How about we get to it? (Paige) - Yes.
(Groans) Let's do it.
Do it.
I'm gonna ask you a question, but first, here are the answers.
They are "Go ahead, make my day," "may the force be with you," "you talking to me?" And "I'm king of the world!" And the question is Which three of these did the American film institute rank among the top 10 movie quotes of all time? Three of those are right.
One is wrong.
You want to avoid the wrong one.
Paige, what do you do in your spare time? I invent toys.
What's your claim to fame? Uh, the spinning spaghetti fork.
That's yours? Yes.
The way people all over the world enjoy pasta.
You're a mother? I am, of How many kids? Two.
What kind of example are you setting for them right now? Uh, this is what not to do.
(Barks) You get to go first.
Okay.
I know this one.
It just seems so obvious.
Everybody loves the force.
So I'm going with that one.
You're gonna go right with "may the force with you"? "May the force be with you.
" All right, well, good luck.
(Imitates laser sword whooshing, laughs) Joshua, over to you.
Explain the hat.
Oh, they call me the rhinestone cowboy.
My mom used to dress me up and take me all around to the horse shows when we when I was a kid, so She'd walk me around and make me wear shiny clothes, and I looked funny, but Why are you the guy to beat today? I know pop culture, I've got my lucky rocks in my pocket Your lucky rocks? I don't understand what it is, but my whole life, people have been handing me rocks.
Sure.
Um, all the way up until now, my friends just always, like, send me rocks randomly, and nobody knows other people do it, but people always give 'em to me.
Hmm.
All right.
You have "go ahead, make my day," "you talking to me?" And "I'm king of the world".
I'm gonna have to go with "are you talking to me?" - I am talking to you.
- I'm talking to you.
A Oh, that's the answer you want to go with? Yeah.
Okay, do you know what movie it's from? That was a mafia movie, right? No.
I can't remember.
Sean, over to you.
Something about you says, "I dress in the dark.
" I think you're referring to my beautiful multicolored polka dot pants.
Those were the pants that I wore on my wedding day, so And she still showed up.
That is a keeper.
Oh, absolutely.
I want to know what his wife wore on their wedding.
Left on the table, we have "go ahead, make my day" Uh-huh.
And "I'm king of the world!" I'm gonna have to go with "I'm king of the world!" I believe that was Leo in the front on "Titanic.
" Sure.
Did you know what the "king of the world!" is from? No.
(Laughs) Spoiler alert He dies at the end.
Lisa, that means you have "go ahead, make my day.
" You second-guessing that, uh, 161 at all? I-I am now.
I think Yeah.
I overestimated.
Which answer would you have gone with? I would not change a thing.
You would not change a thing.
So she is happy.
Time to put your helmets on.
Go ahead.
(Barking) Oh, I like the looks of this.
Everyone's got their helmets.
You feeling comfortable? You feeling safe? (Snarling) No.
three of you are right, one of you is wrong, and you are going to be chased by a very, very big, angry, hungry dog.
It's time to find out who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" You guys all look very serious.
Paige, you went with "may the force be with you.
" Joshua, you went with "you talking to me?" Sean, you went with "I'm king of the world!" And, Lisa "Go ahead, make my day.
" It would be nice if I could make your day and tell you you're safe, right? I can't do that.
I'm sorry.
However, Paige was a force to be reckoned with.
Paige, you are safe.
Go get in the kennel.
(Laughs) (Cheering) "May the force be with you" is ranked (barks) Not feeling so (High-pitched voice) confident.
Hmm, there's three of you left.
Paige, what do you think? Should we just blow this whistle and find out? Yeah.
Yeah, that would be fun.
You know what's even more fun, though? Is just having two people and tormenting them.
So I'm gonna send one more to safety.
- Lisa, what'd you go with? - "Go ahead, make my day.
" - I would love to make your day.
- Are you going to? No, I'm not.
Oh.
"You talking to me?" I'm talking to you.
Well, guess what, buddy? You're safe.
(Sighs) Take off your helmet.
Go in the human kennel.
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Twinkie! Come here, boy! Come on out! Ohh, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! One of you is right, and one of you is about to leave "101 ways to leave a game show" via dog.
(Barks) (Singsongy) Twinkie! (Normal voice) Come here, boy! Come on out! Oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! (Barking) He's definitely hungry.
I asked you guys to name a movie quote that was in the American film institute top 10 movie quotes of all time.
Sean, you went with "I'm king of the world!" Lisa, you went with "go ahead, make my day.
" One of you is right, and one of you is about to leave via dog.
Those suits don't look too appetizing.
Let's make this more fun for twinkie some extra steak.
Oh.
All right.
(Speaks indistinctly) You know what? This is not safe for me.
I'm gonna go in here.
Lisa, "go ahead, make my day," right? Yeah? I am gonna make your day.
Oh, my God! Good! You are safe.
"I'm king of the world!" is the wrong answer.
Run, funny pants, run! (Blows whistle) (Barking) Oh, no! (Woman) No! Get him, Twinkie! Get him! He had the wrong answer! Aah! (Snarling) (Groans) No, dog! No! (Yells) (Cheers and applause) Yes! Wow! Twinkie is really going to town on him! Outstanding.
Congratulations.
You guys are all moving on to the next round.
(Cheers) That much closer to the $50,000.
Why don't you guys all meet me at the saloon? (Creaking) I am very out of place.
(Woman) I'm nervous.
All right.
To stay in the game and compete for the $50,000, all you have to do is get this next question correct.
If you don't, you're off the show for good, and here's how.
You might have been able to avoid the snare traps and possibly outrun my guard dog.
However, you might not be able to outrun these guys.
Meet My good friends (Laughter) Shorty and Morty.
(Women) Oh, my God.
(Laughter) So if you pick the wrong answer And one of you will Morty and Shorty are gonna make sure that you leave that $50,000 behind, as well as my bar, through a plate glass window.
(Women) Oh, my God.
(Laughs) I like to call this one, - no pane, no gain.
- Ohh, jeez.
Get it? Pane? Windowpane? You see way I did that? That was you are so witty.
- Wordplay.
- That's Ugh.
(Knuckles crack) (Gina) Oh, man.
Gina, provided you don't go through the window, what are you gonna do with the 50 large? I really want to play in the world series of poker, and it's $10,000 to play in the main event.
You pretty good at the pokok? I do well.
I mean, I'm not a professional.
So you're not a professional, but you'd blow $10,000 to get into a poker game? Well Just just making that clear.
Know who you know who's a really good poker player? Shorty, Morty.
(Woman chuckles) Okay.
Before I get to the next question, you guys know the deal.
We're gonna play a little game to determine the order in which you're gonna answer.
Take one of these beautiful magic boards.
(Sighs) In miles per hour, write down the top speed of the world's fastest roller coaster.
Closest to that correct number gets to go first, second, third.
All right, let's see the answers.
Flip 'em around.
Jasmine did 100 miles per hour, Gina with 108 miles per hour, and Ian with 138 miles per hour.
Shoot.
That's what I went with.
Well, the fastest roller coaster in the world is the formula rossa at Ferrari world in Abu Dhabi, and it goes one hundred - And forty-nine miles an hour - Yes! Ha ha! Holy crap! Which makes - Ian first - Last again! (Groans) Gina second, and Jasmine third Oh, man.
So we'll just stay right in this order.
I-I'm having deja vu all over again.
(Groans) All right, I'll take these.
Twice in a row, he got it.
- I'm so sick of winning already.
- Shut your mouth.
Are you seriously talking that much crap right now? Really? What? I don't what are you talking about? - You want to go ride a roller coaster? - Okay.
Well, we'll see.
All right, Ian.
The $50,000 question You guys want to hear it? Mm-hmm.
All right.
First, the answers.
They are Pez, barbed wire, and dentures.
What? (Laughs) The question is Oh, my God.
Which two of these have an actual museum in the United States devoted primarily to them? - Two of these are right - Oh, wow.
One is wrong.
Avoid the wrong answer.
Do it to it, Ian.
(Sighs) Okay.
Pez Yes.
Makes sense lot of colors, lot of characters.
Over the years, I'm sure that people would want to put them somewhere where they can go admire all the pez.
- Okay.
- So I'm gonna go with pez.
You think in the United States there's a museum dedicated solely to pez? Absolutely.
You're not throwing me through a window.
All right.
Gina - My God, that stare is so scary.
- Well, I think It's coming over to you.
Left on the table, is barbed wire and dentures.
I think that we have nothing to worry about really? Ooh.
Because I think that pez is the wrong answer.
- You think pez is the wrong answer? - I do.
All right.
Give it to us.
What's your thought? I'm gonna go with barbed wire.
- Oh, my God.
- You are gonna go with barbed wire.
Jasmine not feeling good about that one, either.
Let me guess.
That was your second choice? - Actually, yeah.
- It was your second choice.
Well, I don't know, 'cause barbed wire's kind of like jail, so why would you want to go to jail on a Saturday? It's abstract.
All right.
Well, let's talk about dentures.
Okay.
'Cause that's what you're going with.
George Bush's dentures could be in a box.
- George Bush had dentures? - I don't know.
Were you maybe thinking of George Washington? That's what I said.
No.
You said George Bush.
Sorry, I'm just really scared right now, 'cause - Is it those guys? - My life is at risk.
- But you know - Oh, you're right.
They probably have all the famous people's dentures.
The old people's teeth.
Well, two of you are right and one of you is wrong, and it's now time to find out who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" (Sighs) Oh, my gosh.
(Cracks knuckles) (Cracks knuckles) (Cracks knuckles) Ian, you went with pez - I was confident.
- Not anymore.
Gina, you went with barbed wire Jasmine, you went with dentures.
(Groans) Two of you are right, one of you is wrong, and that one of you is going through a plate glass window Oh, my God.
Just tell us.
Courtesy Those guys right there, and they look thrilled.
Oh, ho ho.
There is a museum for this item Me.
It is in the state of California And it is a museum That features Barbed wire.
- Pez.
- Yes! (Groans) Ian, you are safe - I hate you.
- Oh, my God.
- Come on back here.
- Yes.
High five, guys.
Come on behind the pine, my friend.
- Look, I don't want to do this anymore.
- Come on behind.
Have a victory pickle.
Oh.
Fantastic.
Why is he getting close to me? (Laughs) These guys are moving in.
Moment of truth.
Down to the two ladies.
Oh, my God.
Denture museum Barbed wire museum.
You guys loose? You guys stretch out? Don't want any pulled muscles.
They're ready.
They're close.
Ohh.
The wrong answer is No! Don't don't tell us.
- Denture museum! - Ohh, thank God! So long, Jasmine.
(Screams) Gina, you are safe.
No, no, no, no! I'm the wrong person! Right against the wall.
(Laughs) See you later.
(Screams) (Man) Oh, no.
(Woman) Oh, no.
No, no, no, no! Ohh! Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? (Laughter) (Man) Oh, my God! No, no, no, no! (Slow-mo voice) Ohh! Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? Congratulations! You guys are moving on to the final round, for a chance at $50,000.
I didn't think that he was gonna pick her up and toss her out there! You guys want to see what we got in store for the others? Yes, absolutely.
- Yes.
- All right.
Follow me.
(Laughs) Barbed wire, baby.
Barbed wire.
(Laughter) (Man) That was insane.
You got an 8? Go fish.
While we're coming down here, watch out for snakes Venomous.
- The two of you finalists - Yes.
- Whoo! - Can go right on over there - Thank you, thank you.
- Okay.
And the rest of you, line up.
All right.
That brings us here, to the mine.
Do you have any idea what's happening? You're gonna ask us questions, I'm gonna get them right.
Whoa.
She's already one step ahead of all of you.
- You got to watch out for her.
- Who's the biggest threat here? Paige.
Keep in mind, he's got lucky rocks.
Show me the lucky stones.
These are the last ones that were give it to me.
Who gave you those? An older lady at a church I was at.
I just I'm really finding this story hard to believe That people are just giving you rocks.
I know it sounds crazy, but people just give me rocks.
All right.
Well, I hope those rocks are gonna bring you some good luck.
What are you gonna do with the money? I get $50,000, I'm go to Nashville.
All right.
I love country music, love playing music, love singing.
Give us a little taste.
Drop a beat for me.
(Beatboxing) One, two, three.
She got everything but my horse's reins, and her boyfriend's got my boots on, how could she screw a guy like me Ohh, ho ho! Cowboy That was not a dirty line.
She was just saying she took my stuff.
Okay, okay.
Very nice, very good.
If this was a talent competition, these guys would have somebody to look out for.
However, it is not.
(Laughter) If you want to join Ian and Gina in the finals, all you have to do is answer this next question right.
Yep.
However, if you are wrong, you are off the show, and here's how.
What? (Squeals) If you want to join Ian and Gina in the finals, all you have to do is answer this next question right.
However, if you are wrong, you are off the show, and here's how.
You're each gonna be standing at the end of this mining track.
If you give me the right answer, you're safe.
However, if you give me the incorrect answer And one of you will I am going to ignite that dynamite from that box over there, setting off a huge explosion, sending that mining car crashing into you, sending you over the edge and far, far away from the $50,000.
I like to call this one, Indiana Jeff and the temple of boom! And of course, before I ask you the question, we have to determine the order in which you're gonna answer.
According to guinness world records, write down the greatest number of piercings one person has ever received in a single day.
Closest to that correct number gets to go first, second, so on.
All right, let's see what we got for answers.
Flip 'em over.
Lisa went with 120, Joshua 138, and Paige 501.
(Laughs) A man by the name of Chris Elliot spent 6 hours and 15 minutes getting - 3,100 piercings (Joshua) - Oh, my gosh.
What? (Gasps) Which, of course, makes Paige first, Joshua second, and Lisa - Again.
- Third.
All right, everybody.
Let's get into positions.
(Ian) Protect those stones, cowboy.
(Paige) Whoa.
(Lisa) I'm already scared.
Anyone interested in finding out the question? (Joshua and Paige) Yeah.
All right.
Well, first, the answers.
They are Tug-of-war, croquet, and arm wrestling.
The question is, which two of these were once olympic events? You want to avoid the wrong one.
Paige, you have honors.
Oh, my gosh.
Croquet.
It's, uh absolutely makes sense.
It seems olympic, - because it's old-school - Mm-hmm.
And polished, and, um I'm gonna I'm gonna go with croquet.
Okay.
Very good.
Paige is locked in with croquet.
We're over to Joshua, the rhinestone cowboy.
- Yoo-hoo-hoo! Yee-ha! - Give me a "how-dy"! - How-dy! - All right.
There we go.
You were gonna make me look like a fool if you did not do that.
All right.
Croquet is off the table.
- You had to take that one, huh? - I You have arm wrestling and tug-of-war.
All I can remember is Sylvester Stallone - arm wrestling people, so it's like - Sure.
Stuck in my head, but seems like tug-of-war would be more of a team sport, so I feel the most safe with tug-of-war.
I'm going totally on a limb here.
You're going out on a limb? Yep.
Uh Poor choice of words, my friend.
Oh, jeez.
- Poor choice of words.
- I am totally aware of that.
All right, Joshua.
Lisa - Yeah.
- Here we are.
Yep.
We have made some poor decisions in our life, haven't we? Yeah.
Couple.
So you are stuck with arm wrestling.
I'm doing arm wrestling.
How are you feeling about that? Uh, I'm really nervous.
What would you have gone with? I would have gone with croquet.
All right.
What do you guys think? Who do you think's going home? (Both) Paige.
You think Paige is going home? - Oh.
(Lisa) - No.
Unanimous decision.
I got an idea.
(Gina) What do you think? Let's see who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" (Applause) (Woman) Whoo! Paige, you went with croquet Joshua, you went with - I got the rocks.
- Tug-of-war.
I'm rubbing the rocks.
And lucky Lisa Yeah.
You are getting stuck with - Arm wrestling.
- Arm wrestling.
I'm gonna press the detonator.
(Paige) Okay.
If an explosion goes off and the cart comes rolling down, knocks you off, obviously, you're done.
- Here we go.
- Okay.
Oh, my gosh.
Ohh.
- Oh, gosh.
- Oh, my God.
Three, two Oh, my gosh.
- One.
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! Oh, my go Oh.
(Stammers) Oh, wait.
- Oh, my God.
- Wow.
I'm sorry.
This is really unprofessional.
This wasn't even plugged in.
(Laughter) (Laughs) - Cruel and unusual.
(Man) - Everybody giggle.
Ow.
Aah.
Ugh! It tastes like stinging.
Hoo-hoo! I'm so nervous! Oh, okay.
Yeah.
That looks good.
Oh.
Carefully.
This is where it gets tricky.
Wanna just be really careful.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, that's enough.
Oh, no! Just to summarize - Oh, God.
- Oh, gosh.
(Laughter) Here we go.
Can we do the thing where you say who's right? Oh, you wanna find out if someone's safe first? - Yes.
- Yes.
- I don't.
The wrong answer is - Oh, gosh! Really? Aah! Arm wrestling! - Aah! - See ya, Lisa! Aah! Oh, my gosh! Aah! (Slo-mo voice) Aah! (Slo-mo voice) Oh! Aah! Whoo! Paige, Joshua, you guys are moving on to the final round Yes! Where you'll team up with Ian and Gina Whoo! For a chance at $50,000.
Yeah! Let's head on over to The tower! Whoo! Yeah! (Gina) Oh, my gosh.
(Paige) Oh, my God.
(Jeff) Welcome to the final round! Whoo! Oh, yeah.
(Joshua) This is really high, dude.
It's Jeff.
It's all right.
It's all right.
Okay.
Yo.
I don't like this.
(Gina) Oh, my gosh.
In a few short moments, one of you is going to walk away $50,000 richer.
Key word there being "walk" away.
The other three of you are going to get up close and personal with my good friend gravity.
(Laughter) There is a little bit of a rule change that I wanna tell you about.
Uh-oh.
I'm still gonna give you a question.
I'm still gonna give you all the answers.
But this time around, three of those answers are completely and utterly wrong.
And there's only one right answer.
Find that one right answer, and you will line your pockets with the big bucks.
Oh, my God.
Now, I'm sure you wanna know what's going on.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
And I would love to tell you.
Imagine sitting in one of those chairs right there, 10 feet above totally shaking.
This 10-story tower.
When all the sudden, it lurches forward, and you go head-first, and plummet off the edge, dropping 110 feet below.
Oh, my God.
I like to call this one "now you seat me, now you don't.
" Dude.
- I'm scared to death.
- Scared to death? I'm not lettin' go of this bar.
Do you have your lucky rocks with you? I do have my lucky rocks.
And you know what? Not to be left out (Laughter) It got that for you.
Random rock.
Aw, yay.
You want me to hold on to it until after? Yeah.
Yeah, your hands everyone looks a little preoccupied.
Just Aw.
The rock! Oh! That's awful.
Okay.
Well, of course, before I ask you the final $50,000 question Oh, I don't like these.
- We're gonna play a little game - No.
To determine the order you're gonna answer.
Take one of these boards, p.
Three of you are about to take a pretty big plunge.
My gosh.
(Snickers) Speaking of big plunges How appropriate According to the United States Parachute Association, write down how many people died from skydiving accidents in the U.
S.
in 2010? Closest to that correct number gets to go first, second, third, and fourth.
All right.
Let's see those answers.
Flip 'em around.
Gina went with 15 Oh, God.
Ohh! Paige went with 13.
Interesting, Joshua.
I don't know if it's the fact that you're about to throw up, or that you went with zero.
I didn't hear of any.
Didn't hear of any.
Okay.
And Ian went with 6.
Well, the correct answer is - 21.
- Yes! (Laughs) Which means that Gina goes first, Paige second, - Ian, third - That is the worst! And Joshua, with zero, you get to go last.
Dude, I can't believe I guessed zero.
All right, how 'bout we get everybody in their chairs? That away.
- Okay.
- Oh, my God.
I can't believe I put zero.
I can't believe I put 6! I feel like I'm gonna pass out.
Me, too.
How's everyone feeling now? (Gina laughs) I don't like this, Jeff.
- Whoo! - You don't like it? - Not one bit.
- You know you know what I'm gonna do? I wanna relieve a little of the pressure for you.
Get 'em into position! Aah! Aah! - Stop it! (Laughs) - Oh, my God.
You're such a jerk.
Am I? Oh! Oh, my God! No! I'm gonna fall! And let's get Paige into position.
Okay.
Cool.
(Chuckles nervously) Hoo-hoo.
Here comes the rhinestone cowboy.
Oh, my God.
He is shaking like a scared puppy.
Are you shaking 'cause you're nervous, or shaking 'cause you're cold? I'm scared half to death.
All right.
The $50,000 question.
But first, here are the answers Chicago Las Vegas Orlando And New York City.
Oh, my God.
The question is Which one of these cities have I not been to? I'm kidding! I'm kidding.
I was like "what?" The question is According to "Forbes," what was the most visited city in the U.
S.
in 2009? What? Remember, three of those are wrong.
Only one right answer.
- What? - Find it, you got yourself $50,000.
Gina, we are starting with you.
Oh.
Um Good luck on that one, homey.
(Laughs nervously) Oh, my God.
I want to cry.
I don't know.
If you're gonna cry, at least cry us an answer.
Oh, I'm gonna say New York City.
- Oh, God! - New York City.
I'm wrong! I know I'm wrong! Locked in.
Oh, it's just New York is so big! Everybody goes to New York! You can drive there! - You can have a "staycation.
" - You can drive everywhere.
We're going over to Paige.
New York city is off the table.
Paige, you have, like, a kung fu death grip - on the back of that chair.
- I do.
(Giggles) Yeah.
Look at the position you've put yourself in.
Aw, what was I thinking? Left you have Chicago, Las Vegas, and Orlando.
Can I call a friend? I'm not sure I get service up here.
(Laughs) All right.
All right! All right.
Okay, my fate is sealed.
Orlando.
Why Orlando? I'm leaning towards the mentality of that, like, feel-good vibe.
Going for Mickey, and family-oriented fun.
You know, the mom.
All right.
Paige is locked in with Orlando.
Oh, gosh! Ooh.
Over to Ian.
Left you have Chicago and Las Vegas.
I was living in Chicago in 2009.
I know they changed the name of the sears tower.
They put a big glass box over the edge so you can look straight down, we got the cubs, we got the sox, and we were also an olympic candidate in 2009.
So we had a lot of people coming through for the Olympics.
And so, uh, I'm gonna I'm gonna rep my home city.
- I'm gonna say Chicago - So nice.
And go with it.
Ian is locked in with Chicago.
Chi town! I love you, Chi town! That leaves us with Joshua.
I'm stuck with the Vegas.
Are you much of a gambler? Nope, and I'll tell you why Every time I try, I lose.
Ugh.
That does not bode well for you right now.
No, it doesn't.
I'm leaning on hope right now, that's all.
All right.
Joshua is locked in Oh, my God.
With Las Vegas.
Whoo.
(Gina breathes deeply) Gina, you went with New York City.
Paige, you went with Orlando.
I did.
Ian, you went with Chicago.
And you left Joshua, the rhinestone cowboy, with Las Vegas.
It's time to find out Oh, my God.
Who's leaving Oh, my God! Wait! "101 ways to leave a game show.
" Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God.
Safety off! Uhh! This is worse than the dog, isn't it? Yes.
This is worse than everything we went through.
Once I press this button, it is going to send your chair forward, launching you head-first.
Please, God - You know - Oh, gosh!! Oprah retired this year.
I think it's time to retire Ian.
Chicago is wrong.
- No! - So long, Ian No! What? No, please, Jeff! No.
I'm sorry! Oh! God! Oh, God! Aah! Please, Jeff! I'm sorry! No! Aah! (Slo-mo voice) Aah! Aah! Oh! Eeh! Man His form was spectacular! It was really good.
He, like, did a dive.
He looked great going down.
Aah! (Laughs) I'm talkin' like Greg Louganis great.
(Gasps) You guys wanna see someone else go down? (Singsongy) I do.
Please.
I asked you guys - according to "Forbes" - Oh, my gosh.
What was the most visited city in the U.
S.
in 2009? Gina, you went with New York City.
I did.
I did.
- Paige - Mm-hmm.
- You went with Orlando.
- I did.
And, Joshua, you got Las Vegas.
Happy trails, cowboy.
Las Vegas is incorrect.
See ya! Oh, friggin' My goodness gracious! Aah! Whoa! Impressive! His hat stayed on the entire way down! Aah! (Slo-mo voice) Whoa! (Laughs) Aah! It's down to our two ladies.
It's been good.
One of you is about to win $50,000.
That would be fun.
The other one is about to go "whoo!" Oh, my gosh.
- Splash.
- Really? It takes a while to get down.
- That's why I waited.
- Oh, gosh.
Gina, you had your first choice.
You went with New York City.
Paige, you went with Orlando.
I did.
The wrong answer is Five Oh, gosh! Four Three Two (Cell phone rings) - Ah, wait.
Sorry.
- Uhh! (Ring) I gotta take this call.
Hold on two seconds.
(Ring) Hello? Nah, I got time.
What's up? Oh, hey, hold that thought.
You wanna hear something funny? Stay on the line.
The wrong answer is New York City! So long, Gina! Paige, you are correct with Orlando! - Aah! - See you later! Aah! Hoo! (Slo-mo voice) Aah! Aah! Congratulations, Paige! You are now $50,000 richer! Whoo! And that is the way to leave a game show.
I'm gonna try and clap.
Aah! Paige, what are you gonna do with that $50,000? I'm going to Disney World! Whoo! Aah! - Have a victory pickle.
- Ah.
Fantastic.
- Anyone interested? - No, thanks.
Want a pickle, guys? Cool.