7th Heaven s07e15 Episode Script
I Love Lucy
What are you doing here? I'm sorry to do this to you on Valentine's Day, but I have to.
I'm not in love with Chandler.
I'm in love with Kevin.
And I just can't take it anymore.
I have to have him.
- Hello? Do something.
- What do you want me to do, Luce? You heard her.
She's in love with me.
I'm sorry, but I think Roxanne's feelings are bigger and better than the two of us.
I'm afraid this is goodbye.
- Are you okay? - No.
I had a terrible nightmare.
- Well, open this.
- Kevin left it on the bed.
We all wanna know what it is.
Happy Valentine's Day.
"Looking forward to our first Valentine's Day together.
I'm sending the car to pick you up at 7:00.
All my love, Kevin.
" I'm not going.
It wasn't just a nightmare I had.
It was a bad omen.
Ah.
- Happy Valentine's Day.
- Happy Valentine's Day.
What's going on? There's a car and driver out front, and the driver says he's here for you.
We're invited to a party.
And I got us a car, a Valentine treat for my sweet.
You're leaving? Aren't we celebrating the twins' birthday? - Oh, we did that earlier.
- What? - It's only 6:00.
- Well, we celebrated at 5.
Without me? Nobody ever cares about having a birthday party with the boys, so your father and I celebrated with them.
- We let them cut their cake early.
- I can't believe you didn't wait for me.
Well, we thought you'd wanna use the time to get ready to go out with Kevin.
The car's gonna be here in an hour.
I don't wanna go.
I've been trying to call Kevin all day, but I can't get ahold of him.
- Did he call here? - No.
Well, he'll call when I don't show up.
You're not gonna stand Kevin up on Valentine's Day.
Go upstairs, open up that box, put on whatever's in it, and be ready to go at 7.
I'm still your father.
Do what I tell you.
I'm older and wiser, and you should listen to me.
No offence, but Kevin's not gonna ask me to marry him tonight.
We have an agreement.
Just so you know.
- Yes, we know.
Kevin told us.
- He also told us that was your idea.
I didn't wanna expect a proposal and not get one.
Well, I think that Kevin's cooked up something that he thinks is really romantic to make up for not asking you to marry him on Valentine's Day.
So I think you should make the effort to go and have a good time.
Okay, okay.
I really just can't wait for this day to be over.
Hey.
How you doing? Hmm, okay.
Where are you taking Cecilia tonight? Unfortunately, nowhere.
I'm not feeling too good.
Neither is Cecilia.
Think I might be coming down with the flu.
- Really? So you're not going out? - Nope.
- You know where Kevin's taking you? - No.
But wherever it is, believe me, it's not gonna be good enough to make up for the fact that he still hasn't proposed to me yet.
He'll ask you when the time is right, Luce.
You know, maybe he's waiting for the anniversary of when you guys met, or something romantic like that.
Yeah, maybe.
Or maybe Maybe, as much as he loves me, he still doesn't wanna marry me.
Hmm, you know, I'd give you a hug, but I don't want you to catch the flu.
That's okay.
I hope you feel better.
It's too bad that you and Cecilia won't be able to spend Valentine's Day together.
Yeah, it's okay.
We're gonna spend the night on the phone together.
You know, we're gonna tell each other what we love about the other one.
That's really nice.
I'd rather do that than go out.
Ha, ha, you know, you can't ruin the evening just because you're not getting exactly what you want.
- Kevin's a great guy.
- I know.
You better get ready.
- Ruthie made us hats for our birthday.
- We're playing Pirates.
I have a present for you too.
I'm gonna take you to the zoo any day you wanna go.
- Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow.
Yeah, I thought so.
I don't have to go to class tomorrow.
I just have some work to do.
So maybe tomorrow afternoon.
I can't wait to see the dress Kevin picked out for you.
- How do you know it's a dress? - I peeked.
You didn't think you could leave it there and I wouldn't peek, did you? - It's the right size.
- Of course it is.
Do you like it? It's a dress I saw in a magazine and wanted.
- I wonder where he found it.
- I wonder where he's taking you.
Probably on a picnic because he spent all his money on this.
Of course, he didn't have to pay for an engagement ring, so - Maybe he'll ask you to marry him.
- No.
We have an agreement.
We're not getting engaged on Valentine's.
Why not? Because I didn't want him to feel pressured to ask me.
Okay, I've already pressured him, and he still hasn't asked me.
So I told him not to ask me because I didn't wanna be disappointed.
And to tell you the truth, he looked so relieved when I let him off the hook, I'm still angry with him.
- Don't be angry with him.
- I'm trying.
I better go get a shower and get ready.
The car's picking me up.
Cool.
When you get out of the shower, Sam and David and I probably won't be here.
We're going down the street to Peter's.
Mom and Dad said we could go there for an hour.
I made Peter a card, and he's got something for me.
- And for me.
- Me too.
Have fun.
Happy birthday.
You ready to walk down to Peter's? Yes.
- See you later.
- See you later, Simon.
Bye.
I'm thinking we should have the all-clear by 7:15.
Look at this place.
Are you sure it's okay for us to spend the night? Oh, yeah.
I checked.
There's a hospital nearby with a really, really good cardiac unit.
Oh, I guess you're planning on having a really good Valentine's? Well, kind of, yeah.
Are those for me? I wish I could say I sent them, but Oh.
"Dinner will be sent to the room in gratitude for all the dinners you've cooked for me.
Love, Kevin.
" - I love him.
- Me too.
So when do you think they'll get married? I don't know.
Maybe next Valentine's.
So, what do you wanna do while we wait for dinner? How can you be so stupid? You know you wanted him to ask you to marry him tonight.
- Simon, I'm leaving.
Good night.
Miss Camden? I'm Max, your driver.
Shall we? Hey, guys.
Come in.
Come in.
Hey.
- Happy Valentine's Day.
- Is that from you? Yeah.
I made it.
Kind of.
Ha, ha, actually, I had a little help from my mom.
- I should've thought of that.
- That's okay.
I love the horse brush.
- I didn't know what else to get you.
- That was perfect.
For you.
- I'm very touched.
- We made it.
- Thanks.
- They had a little help too.
You guys ready to go? Yep.
Now, I know that we haven't known each other that long, and I'm not saying that we shouldn't get to know each other better, but, uh, what I am saying is, Roxanne, will you marry me? I love you, Roxanne, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
I I Ugh, don't be an idiot.
It's too soon.
You're gonna scare her off.
- Oh, you look beautiful.
- Thanks.
You look really handsome.
So? - So? - Where did you decide we should go? Oh.
Oh, um Well, there's this, uh, great restaurant at this hotel not too far away.
- Or so I hear.
- A hotel, huh? A restaurant at a hotel.
Shall we? I still think we should've gone straight there.
If we miss this, I'm gonna be really upset.
So exciting.
I hope you like Lucy.
I'm gonna love Lucy, because Kevin loves Lucy.
Mom, why do I get the feeling that you're saying that just because you want Kevin to love your fiancé.
Don't call him that.
At least not until I tell Kevin I'm getting married.
Good work.
Aren't you supposed to bark? I'll put your things upstairs.
Hey.
Hi.
Good doggy.
Feel like some music? - No, I'm fine.
You don't look fine.
I don't guess you could tell me where you're taking me? It's a surprise.
Yeah, yeah, surprise.
Great.
I hate surprises.
And then his partner, Roxanne, walks into the restaurant and tells us that she can't stand it anymore, that she's in love with him, and that she has to be with him.
And what does he do? He stands up and walks over to her, and then that waiter hands me the cheque.
Ha, ha, that's some dream.
I knew this woman was trouble from the second I laid eyes on her.
She's a sex kitten, that's what she is.
She's man-crazy, and she wants my man, even though she's dating the associate pastor at my dad's church.
You can't blame him.
He's hypnotised.
She's just using him because she's in love with Kevin.
But it's just a dream.
I think it's cruel the way life has dangled Kevin in front of me only to have the possibility of having him snatched away at any second by Roxanne.
If he loved me, if he really loved me, he would've proposed to me on Christmas Eve - like I thought he was going to do.
- Men have to do things in their own way, in their own time.
Well, I'm sure my time has passed.
Once a sex kitten gets her claws into a man, she can't let go, even if she's toying with some poor mouse that has been caught by surprise.
Wait.
Haven't we passed by this place once before? I'm just giving Kevin a little time.
He was a little late leaving the station.
And you know why? Roxanne.
Uh, here.
Fill it up with the, uh, highest, uh, thing.
Yeah.
I usually fill the tank up myself, but I didn't really want my hands smelling like gasoline all during dinner.
Why don't you want the smell of gasoline on your hands during dinner? Because it's not very appetising.
I don't know.
- Something wrong? - No, nothing's wrong.
I probably should've done this earlier, but, uh, I'm sorry, I just got busy.
I had a busy day too.
You know, I'd really like to meet your father.
- Why? - Uh, because he's your father.
Well, I'd like to meet your father too, and your mother.
Yeah, tsk.
- How's that stab wound? - Feel pretty good about it.
The guys at the station have been a lot more respectful since it happened.
I mean, it doesn't hurt at all.
Honest.
And it wouldn't hurt if we, um, wanted to be close.
Oh, I, uh, was really thinking just dinner.
You know, if a couple were engaged, and they just knew that they were gonna get married someday, even if it weren't someday soon, well, then it would be okay to, um, be close, wouldn't it? I think we've had this discussion a few times before, now, haven't we? Uh Thanks.
We talked about it in theory, but, well, that was in theory.
The, uh, hotel is just blocks away.
Pretty swanky.
I'll see that you get to the right place.
- I'd like to stop in the ladies' room.
- I'll wait right here.
We're in the lobby.
She's in the ladies' room.
Hi.
Chandler Hampton.
I have a reservation.
Yes.
And I apologise for asking, but, uh, would you mind waiting just five minutes? We're clearing the table you requested.
- No problem.
- I'll be right back.
- What are you doing here? - I'm having dinner with Chandler.
- What are you screaming about? - Is everything okay in here? This is the sex kitten I told you about.
The one that ruined my Valentine's Day.
It's a dream.
Just a stupid dream.
If you came here to tell Kevin that you're not in love with Chandler - and that you can't live without him - Would you just calm down? I am here with Chandler, and I think he's gonna ask me to marry him.
And if he does, I am gonna say yes, because I'm not in love with Kevin.
I am in love with Chandler.
And if you do anything to ruin my Valentine's Day proposal, I will never, ever forgive you, Lucy Camden.
Think I should take you to Kevin.
I told you something bad was gonna happen.
When she's in the middle of her crab legs, it'll suddenly occur to her that Chandler's not the guy for her, and then she'll come and find us, and Oh, my God.
She said he was gonna ask her to marry him.
I hate her.
I hate him too.
They don't even know each other.
Kevin and I know each other.
We're in love with each other.
We should be the ones getting engaged tonight, not them.
I may look like the crazy person, but they're the crazy people.
Crazy people who are going to get married before I do.
When I see Kevin, he is so going to get a piece of my mind.
He probably knows that Chandler was gonna propose to Roxanne.
That's why he's being so nice and going to all this trouble.
That sounds like Bobby Short.
Jazz legend Bobby Short.
Isn't it romantic Merely to be young On such a night as this? Isn't it romantic? Every note that's sung Is like a lover's kiss Sweet symbols in the moonlight Do you mean I will fall in love perchance? Isn't it romance? Isn't it romantic Merely to be young On such a night as this? Isn't it romantic? Every note that's sung Is like a lover's kiss Sweet symbols in the moonlight Do you mean I will fall in love perchance? Isn't it romance? Lucy Camden, will you marry me? Thank you.
Yes, Kevin Kinkirk, I will marry you.
Isn't it romantic Merely to be young On such a night as this? Isn't it romantic? Every note that's sung Is like a lover's kiss Sweet symbols in the moonlight Hey, would you two come and dance with me? I will fall in love perchance? Come on.
Take his hand.
Isn't it romance? Isn't it romantic Merely to be young On such a night as this? Isn't it romantic? Every note that's sung Is like a lover's kiss Sweet symbols in the moonlight Do you mean I will fall in love perchance? Isn't it romantic Merely to be young On such a night as this? Isn't it romantic? Why is Ben's date dancing with the twins? Let's just enjoy the moment.
There's plenty of time for introductions.
Sweet symbols in the moonlight Do you mean I will fall in love perchance? I've heard so much about you, Lucy.
And I'm just so happy I could be here to see Kevin propose.
I'm so happy you were able to be here too.
It's so nice to meet you.
- Mom, you wanna let go of her? - We better get the kids home.
- It's getting late.
- So, Ben, in all of Glenoak there's no one for you to share Valentine's Day with? I know someone.
Yeah, we know someone.
Peter's mom.
I didn't wanna ruin our dinner by mentioning this earlier, but I saw Lucy Camden in the restroom when we came in, and we sort of had a confrontation.
I mean, I think she's here with Kinkirk, and I don't think they're getting a room together.
I'm just wondering what they're doing here.
- Does it matter? - Maybe.
Well? I might've gotten to the church office one minute earlier than you saw me.
Yeah.
I thought maybe you did.
And if that was a rehearsal, I just want you to know that I've looked in my own mirror a few times and practised a very calm and respectable "yes.
" But if this is the night that Kevin is proposing to Lucy, then I would love to say yes another time.
I mean, I've dreamed of a night like this practically my whole life.
Well, a night like this, and a night where I catch one of America's ten most wanted, but that's another conversation.
I just don't wanna upset Lucy by getting what she wants so badly from Kevin on the same night that she gets it.
I mean, as crazy as she is, I'm really starting to like Lucy.
I mean, maybe it's because she is so crazy.
And I guess it's just in recent weeks that I've really realised how much a man can mean to a woman.
And I'm afraid I'm a little crazy myself.
- I think I love you.
- Well, I would hope so.
I mean, if you were gonna say yes.
- You were gonna say yes? - Of course.
I said, I think I love you.
And I think I love you too.
- I love you, Roxanne.
- I love you, Chandler.
Happy Valentine's Day.
I'll call my mom.
- I'm gonna go to bed.
It was nice to meet both of you, and I'll see you tomorrow, Ruthie.
Bye.
Night.
It was nice meeting you too.
Hello? Hi, Mom.
Ruthie and I have a Valentine's present for you.
It's Kevin's brother.
I think you'll like him.
He's You're what? Let's just say I'm financially stable.
We're financially stable.
- So you can afford this? All of this? - We can afford anything we need.
Maybe even anything we would ever want.
Will you excuse me for just a moment? Of course.
Wait.
Just a second, um Do you have your cell phone? Could I call Matt and Mary? Sure.
I'll be right back.
Hey, Chandler.
Lucy told me she ran into Roxanne.
Are congratulations in order? Oh, uh Actually, no.
Roxanne thought that I was gonna ask her to marry me, but, uh, then she thought that you might be asking Lucy, and she didn't wanna upset Lucy.
So, uh, I'm gonna wait to ask Roxanne.
Female logic is fascinating, huh? - Roxanne's a nice woman.
- Yes.
Yes, she is.
- So? - We're engaged.
I invited the Camdens, Ben and my mom.
- And I asked Lucy, and she accepted.
- Wow, good for you.
Congratulations.
Want me to smell your breath or anything? No, thanks.
I brushed my teeth.
I just hope she's toothbrushing worthy.
Hello.
Hello.
Peter and I will be in the living room.
Don't do anything crazy.
She's my mother.
Don't do anything crazy.
She's my sister-in-law.
- I'm Ben.
- Um, I'm Paris.
I wish I would've met you earlier in the evening.
- I think there were sparks.
- Definitely.
So some Valentine's Day, huh? Yeah.
Couldn't be any better if you kissed me.
- I could kiss you.
- Have you ever kissed a girl? - Have you ever kissed a boy? - Let's not let the past ruin the present.
Honey, I don't want any trouble.
I'm not gonna kiss you and risk never seeing you again.
We're young.
There'll be other Valentine's.
Oh, so you're scared.
No, I'm not.
Just, I'll decide when we kiss.
I, uh I haven't really been out since my divorce.
Do you think you're ready to go out? I could do dinner, or a movie, or bowling.
But I don't know, uh, about a kiss.
Kissing another man is gonna be very awkward after being married for so long.
I can't even imagine it.
Yeah, but what the heck? I might as well get over that.
What is it with you and kitchens? - Who was that? - That was my mother.
She recently caught me in the kitchen with a woman.
Well, I'm living at home right now.
I'm looking for a place.
- How old are you? - Twenty-three.
And three-quarters.
You know what's, uh, great about dating an older woman, Benjamin? I have my own kitchen.
- So? - I got an "I love you.
" And that's all I really want for now.
You told him not to ask you, didn't you? Maybe.
- Wow, Kevin really went all out.
- Yeah, he did.
It was worth waiting for a night like this.
I can't imagine anything more romantic.
- I wonder what's taking Kevin so long.
- He's talking with Chandler.
I asked Chandler to give us a minute.
This is gonna sound crazy.
Would you wanna dance? Sure.
Why not? Do you think Kevin will survive an engagement with Lucy? Well, he survived the past year.
He should be okay.
You think you and I will survive an engagement with Kevin and Lucy? Yeah, we can get through anything together.
Yeah.
- You know, she's going to want you - To marry them? I know.
I don't wanna think about that tonight.
I'll think about that tomorrow.
- Okay.
I love you.
- I love you.
Happy Valentine's Day.
I just love that you're a good person, and that you always try to do the right thing.
You're kind to other people.
You're friendly.
You're sweet.
And I love that you believe in God and that you go to church with me.
Speaking of me, are you gonna break in any time soon and tell me what you love about me? You're good-looking, and I'm attracted to you, and I love dancing with you.
I also love walking with you and holding your hand.
And I think the thing I love the most about you is that you're considerate of me and other people.
I think consideration is a sign of a strong man who isn't self-involved and is responsible and caring.
I love you, Cecilia.
Happy Valentine's Day.
I love you too.
Happy Valentine's Day.
I hate to wake up Peter.
We could let him sleep on the couch.
I'll wake him up.
- Did you just? - Kiss you? You must be dreaming.
You did kiss me.
- Happy Valentine's, Ruthie.
- Happy Valentine's, Peter.
It's late.
You better get Ben to walk us home.
- I had a really nice time.
- I did too.
Maybe we could see each other again.
Uh, I don't know, Benjamin.
You're a little young for me.
But we were making out in the kitchen for hours.
I know, and I thank you for that.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Hmm.
Seems we're out of gas.
That can't be right.
I'll take a look under the hood.
We're not out of gas.
I just couldn't drive any further without giving you a kiss.
- Happy Valentine's Day.
- Happy Valentine's Day.
No, I haven't told Kevin yet, but I told Ben.
It just didn't seem like the right time.
I know.
I know.
I'll tell you what.
If it'll make you happy, I'll call him and I'll tell him right away.
I love you.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Kevin Kinkirk, future husband of Lucy Camden.
How may I help you? - It's my mom.
- I have to tell you something, and I hope you'll be as happy for me as I am for you and Lucy.
- Can it wait until tomorrow? - No.
I just wanna get this over with.
I'll be one minute.
Is anything wrong? No, everything's fine.
My mom's getting married.
- Are you okay with that? - I'm fine with that.
Good for her.
There's something else, isn't there? They wanna elope, and then they wanna go to Europe, maybe even Italy, for six months, maybe longer.
And? And I was thinking I'd like to have my mother at our wedding.
What would you say to getting married before they leave? - Well, when are they leaving? - The end of April.
Wait.
You wanna get married in April? This April? Truthfully, I don't want a long engagement.
I don't know if I can survive a long engagement.
I'd like to get married as soon as possible.
Then April it is.
- Really? - Sure.
If that's what you want.
I love you.
I love you too.
Happy Valentine's Day, Kevin.
Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm not in love with Chandler.
I'm in love with Kevin.
And I just can't take it anymore.
I have to have him.
- Hello? Do something.
- What do you want me to do, Luce? You heard her.
She's in love with me.
I'm sorry, but I think Roxanne's feelings are bigger and better than the two of us.
I'm afraid this is goodbye.
- Are you okay? - No.
I had a terrible nightmare.
- Well, open this.
- Kevin left it on the bed.
We all wanna know what it is.
Happy Valentine's Day.
"Looking forward to our first Valentine's Day together.
I'm sending the car to pick you up at 7:00.
All my love, Kevin.
" I'm not going.
It wasn't just a nightmare I had.
It was a bad omen.
Ah.
- Happy Valentine's Day.
- Happy Valentine's Day.
What's going on? There's a car and driver out front, and the driver says he's here for you.
We're invited to a party.
And I got us a car, a Valentine treat for my sweet.
You're leaving? Aren't we celebrating the twins' birthday? - Oh, we did that earlier.
- What? - It's only 6:00.
- Well, we celebrated at 5.
Without me? Nobody ever cares about having a birthday party with the boys, so your father and I celebrated with them.
- We let them cut their cake early.
- I can't believe you didn't wait for me.
Well, we thought you'd wanna use the time to get ready to go out with Kevin.
The car's gonna be here in an hour.
I don't wanna go.
I've been trying to call Kevin all day, but I can't get ahold of him.
- Did he call here? - No.
Well, he'll call when I don't show up.
You're not gonna stand Kevin up on Valentine's Day.
Go upstairs, open up that box, put on whatever's in it, and be ready to go at 7.
I'm still your father.
Do what I tell you.
I'm older and wiser, and you should listen to me.
No offence, but Kevin's not gonna ask me to marry him tonight.
We have an agreement.
Just so you know.
- Yes, we know.
Kevin told us.
- He also told us that was your idea.
I didn't wanna expect a proposal and not get one.
Well, I think that Kevin's cooked up something that he thinks is really romantic to make up for not asking you to marry him on Valentine's Day.
So I think you should make the effort to go and have a good time.
Okay, okay.
I really just can't wait for this day to be over.
Hey.
How you doing? Hmm, okay.
Where are you taking Cecilia tonight? Unfortunately, nowhere.
I'm not feeling too good.
Neither is Cecilia.
Think I might be coming down with the flu.
- Really? So you're not going out? - Nope.
- You know where Kevin's taking you? - No.
But wherever it is, believe me, it's not gonna be good enough to make up for the fact that he still hasn't proposed to me yet.
He'll ask you when the time is right, Luce.
You know, maybe he's waiting for the anniversary of when you guys met, or something romantic like that.
Yeah, maybe.
Or maybe Maybe, as much as he loves me, he still doesn't wanna marry me.
Hmm, you know, I'd give you a hug, but I don't want you to catch the flu.
That's okay.
I hope you feel better.
It's too bad that you and Cecilia won't be able to spend Valentine's Day together.
Yeah, it's okay.
We're gonna spend the night on the phone together.
You know, we're gonna tell each other what we love about the other one.
That's really nice.
I'd rather do that than go out.
Ha, ha, you know, you can't ruin the evening just because you're not getting exactly what you want.
- Kevin's a great guy.
- I know.
You better get ready.
- Ruthie made us hats for our birthday.
- We're playing Pirates.
I have a present for you too.
I'm gonna take you to the zoo any day you wanna go.
- Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow.
Yeah, I thought so.
I don't have to go to class tomorrow.
I just have some work to do.
So maybe tomorrow afternoon.
I can't wait to see the dress Kevin picked out for you.
- How do you know it's a dress? - I peeked.
You didn't think you could leave it there and I wouldn't peek, did you? - It's the right size.
- Of course it is.
Do you like it? It's a dress I saw in a magazine and wanted.
- I wonder where he found it.
- I wonder where he's taking you.
Probably on a picnic because he spent all his money on this.
Of course, he didn't have to pay for an engagement ring, so - Maybe he'll ask you to marry him.
- No.
We have an agreement.
We're not getting engaged on Valentine's.
Why not? Because I didn't want him to feel pressured to ask me.
Okay, I've already pressured him, and he still hasn't asked me.
So I told him not to ask me because I didn't wanna be disappointed.
And to tell you the truth, he looked so relieved when I let him off the hook, I'm still angry with him.
- Don't be angry with him.
- I'm trying.
I better go get a shower and get ready.
The car's picking me up.
Cool.
When you get out of the shower, Sam and David and I probably won't be here.
We're going down the street to Peter's.
Mom and Dad said we could go there for an hour.
I made Peter a card, and he's got something for me.
- And for me.
- Me too.
Have fun.
Happy birthday.
You ready to walk down to Peter's? Yes.
- See you later.
- See you later, Simon.
Bye.
I'm thinking we should have the all-clear by 7:15.
Look at this place.
Are you sure it's okay for us to spend the night? Oh, yeah.
I checked.
There's a hospital nearby with a really, really good cardiac unit.
Oh, I guess you're planning on having a really good Valentine's? Well, kind of, yeah.
Are those for me? I wish I could say I sent them, but Oh.
"Dinner will be sent to the room in gratitude for all the dinners you've cooked for me.
Love, Kevin.
" - I love him.
- Me too.
So when do you think they'll get married? I don't know.
Maybe next Valentine's.
So, what do you wanna do while we wait for dinner? How can you be so stupid? You know you wanted him to ask you to marry him tonight.
- Simon, I'm leaving.
Good night.
Miss Camden? I'm Max, your driver.
Shall we? Hey, guys.
Come in.
Come in.
Hey.
- Happy Valentine's Day.
- Is that from you? Yeah.
I made it.
Kind of.
Ha, ha, actually, I had a little help from my mom.
- I should've thought of that.
- That's okay.
I love the horse brush.
- I didn't know what else to get you.
- That was perfect.
For you.
- I'm very touched.
- We made it.
- Thanks.
- They had a little help too.
You guys ready to go? Yep.
Now, I know that we haven't known each other that long, and I'm not saying that we shouldn't get to know each other better, but, uh, what I am saying is, Roxanne, will you marry me? I love you, Roxanne, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
I I Ugh, don't be an idiot.
It's too soon.
You're gonna scare her off.
- Oh, you look beautiful.
- Thanks.
You look really handsome.
So? - So? - Where did you decide we should go? Oh.
Oh, um Well, there's this, uh, great restaurant at this hotel not too far away.
- Or so I hear.
- A hotel, huh? A restaurant at a hotel.
Shall we? I still think we should've gone straight there.
If we miss this, I'm gonna be really upset.
So exciting.
I hope you like Lucy.
I'm gonna love Lucy, because Kevin loves Lucy.
Mom, why do I get the feeling that you're saying that just because you want Kevin to love your fiancé.
Don't call him that.
At least not until I tell Kevin I'm getting married.
Good work.
Aren't you supposed to bark? I'll put your things upstairs.
Hey.
Hi.
Good doggy.
Feel like some music? - No, I'm fine.
You don't look fine.
I don't guess you could tell me where you're taking me? It's a surprise.
Yeah, yeah, surprise.
Great.
I hate surprises.
And then his partner, Roxanne, walks into the restaurant and tells us that she can't stand it anymore, that she's in love with him, and that she has to be with him.
And what does he do? He stands up and walks over to her, and then that waiter hands me the cheque.
Ha, ha, that's some dream.
I knew this woman was trouble from the second I laid eyes on her.
She's a sex kitten, that's what she is.
She's man-crazy, and she wants my man, even though she's dating the associate pastor at my dad's church.
You can't blame him.
He's hypnotised.
She's just using him because she's in love with Kevin.
But it's just a dream.
I think it's cruel the way life has dangled Kevin in front of me only to have the possibility of having him snatched away at any second by Roxanne.
If he loved me, if he really loved me, he would've proposed to me on Christmas Eve - like I thought he was going to do.
- Men have to do things in their own way, in their own time.
Well, I'm sure my time has passed.
Once a sex kitten gets her claws into a man, she can't let go, even if she's toying with some poor mouse that has been caught by surprise.
Wait.
Haven't we passed by this place once before? I'm just giving Kevin a little time.
He was a little late leaving the station.
And you know why? Roxanne.
Uh, here.
Fill it up with the, uh, highest, uh, thing.
Yeah.
I usually fill the tank up myself, but I didn't really want my hands smelling like gasoline all during dinner.
Why don't you want the smell of gasoline on your hands during dinner? Because it's not very appetising.
I don't know.
- Something wrong? - No, nothing's wrong.
I probably should've done this earlier, but, uh, I'm sorry, I just got busy.
I had a busy day too.
You know, I'd really like to meet your father.
- Why? - Uh, because he's your father.
Well, I'd like to meet your father too, and your mother.
Yeah, tsk.
- How's that stab wound? - Feel pretty good about it.
The guys at the station have been a lot more respectful since it happened.
I mean, it doesn't hurt at all.
Honest.
And it wouldn't hurt if we, um, wanted to be close.
Oh, I, uh, was really thinking just dinner.
You know, if a couple were engaged, and they just knew that they were gonna get married someday, even if it weren't someday soon, well, then it would be okay to, um, be close, wouldn't it? I think we've had this discussion a few times before, now, haven't we? Uh Thanks.
We talked about it in theory, but, well, that was in theory.
The, uh, hotel is just blocks away.
Pretty swanky.
I'll see that you get to the right place.
- I'd like to stop in the ladies' room.
- I'll wait right here.
We're in the lobby.
She's in the ladies' room.
Hi.
Chandler Hampton.
I have a reservation.
Yes.
And I apologise for asking, but, uh, would you mind waiting just five minutes? We're clearing the table you requested.
- No problem.
- I'll be right back.
- What are you doing here? - I'm having dinner with Chandler.
- What are you screaming about? - Is everything okay in here? This is the sex kitten I told you about.
The one that ruined my Valentine's Day.
It's a dream.
Just a stupid dream.
If you came here to tell Kevin that you're not in love with Chandler - and that you can't live without him - Would you just calm down? I am here with Chandler, and I think he's gonna ask me to marry him.
And if he does, I am gonna say yes, because I'm not in love with Kevin.
I am in love with Chandler.
And if you do anything to ruin my Valentine's Day proposal, I will never, ever forgive you, Lucy Camden.
Think I should take you to Kevin.
I told you something bad was gonna happen.
When she's in the middle of her crab legs, it'll suddenly occur to her that Chandler's not the guy for her, and then she'll come and find us, and Oh, my God.
She said he was gonna ask her to marry him.
I hate her.
I hate him too.
They don't even know each other.
Kevin and I know each other.
We're in love with each other.
We should be the ones getting engaged tonight, not them.
I may look like the crazy person, but they're the crazy people.
Crazy people who are going to get married before I do.
When I see Kevin, he is so going to get a piece of my mind.
He probably knows that Chandler was gonna propose to Roxanne.
That's why he's being so nice and going to all this trouble.
That sounds like Bobby Short.
Jazz legend Bobby Short.
Isn't it romantic Merely to be young On such a night as this? Isn't it romantic? Every note that's sung Is like a lover's kiss Sweet symbols in the moonlight Do you mean I will fall in love perchance? Isn't it romance? Isn't it romantic Merely to be young On such a night as this? Isn't it romantic? Every note that's sung Is like a lover's kiss Sweet symbols in the moonlight Do you mean I will fall in love perchance? Isn't it romance? Lucy Camden, will you marry me? Thank you.
Yes, Kevin Kinkirk, I will marry you.
Isn't it romantic Merely to be young On such a night as this? Isn't it romantic? Every note that's sung Is like a lover's kiss Sweet symbols in the moonlight Hey, would you two come and dance with me? I will fall in love perchance? Come on.
Take his hand.
Isn't it romance? Isn't it romantic Merely to be young On such a night as this? Isn't it romantic? Every note that's sung Is like a lover's kiss Sweet symbols in the moonlight Do you mean I will fall in love perchance? Isn't it romantic Merely to be young On such a night as this? Isn't it romantic? Why is Ben's date dancing with the twins? Let's just enjoy the moment.
There's plenty of time for introductions.
Sweet symbols in the moonlight Do you mean I will fall in love perchance? I've heard so much about you, Lucy.
And I'm just so happy I could be here to see Kevin propose.
I'm so happy you were able to be here too.
It's so nice to meet you.
- Mom, you wanna let go of her? - We better get the kids home.
- It's getting late.
- So, Ben, in all of Glenoak there's no one for you to share Valentine's Day with? I know someone.
Yeah, we know someone.
Peter's mom.
I didn't wanna ruin our dinner by mentioning this earlier, but I saw Lucy Camden in the restroom when we came in, and we sort of had a confrontation.
I mean, I think she's here with Kinkirk, and I don't think they're getting a room together.
I'm just wondering what they're doing here.
- Does it matter? - Maybe.
Well? I might've gotten to the church office one minute earlier than you saw me.
Yeah.
I thought maybe you did.
And if that was a rehearsal, I just want you to know that I've looked in my own mirror a few times and practised a very calm and respectable "yes.
" But if this is the night that Kevin is proposing to Lucy, then I would love to say yes another time.
I mean, I've dreamed of a night like this practically my whole life.
Well, a night like this, and a night where I catch one of America's ten most wanted, but that's another conversation.
I just don't wanna upset Lucy by getting what she wants so badly from Kevin on the same night that she gets it.
I mean, as crazy as she is, I'm really starting to like Lucy.
I mean, maybe it's because she is so crazy.
And I guess it's just in recent weeks that I've really realised how much a man can mean to a woman.
And I'm afraid I'm a little crazy myself.
- I think I love you.
- Well, I would hope so.
I mean, if you were gonna say yes.
- You were gonna say yes? - Of course.
I said, I think I love you.
And I think I love you too.
- I love you, Roxanne.
- I love you, Chandler.
Happy Valentine's Day.
I'll call my mom.
- I'm gonna go to bed.
It was nice to meet both of you, and I'll see you tomorrow, Ruthie.
Bye.
Night.
It was nice meeting you too.
Hello? Hi, Mom.
Ruthie and I have a Valentine's present for you.
It's Kevin's brother.
I think you'll like him.
He's You're what? Let's just say I'm financially stable.
We're financially stable.
- So you can afford this? All of this? - We can afford anything we need.
Maybe even anything we would ever want.
Will you excuse me for just a moment? Of course.
Wait.
Just a second, um Do you have your cell phone? Could I call Matt and Mary? Sure.
I'll be right back.
Hey, Chandler.
Lucy told me she ran into Roxanne.
Are congratulations in order? Oh, uh Actually, no.
Roxanne thought that I was gonna ask her to marry me, but, uh, then she thought that you might be asking Lucy, and she didn't wanna upset Lucy.
So, uh, I'm gonna wait to ask Roxanne.
Female logic is fascinating, huh? - Roxanne's a nice woman.
- Yes.
Yes, she is.
- So? - We're engaged.
I invited the Camdens, Ben and my mom.
- And I asked Lucy, and she accepted.
- Wow, good for you.
Congratulations.
Want me to smell your breath or anything? No, thanks.
I brushed my teeth.
I just hope she's toothbrushing worthy.
Hello.
Hello.
Peter and I will be in the living room.
Don't do anything crazy.
She's my mother.
Don't do anything crazy.
She's my sister-in-law.
- I'm Ben.
- Um, I'm Paris.
I wish I would've met you earlier in the evening.
- I think there were sparks.
- Definitely.
So some Valentine's Day, huh? Yeah.
Couldn't be any better if you kissed me.
- I could kiss you.
- Have you ever kissed a girl? - Have you ever kissed a boy? - Let's not let the past ruin the present.
Honey, I don't want any trouble.
I'm not gonna kiss you and risk never seeing you again.
We're young.
There'll be other Valentine's.
Oh, so you're scared.
No, I'm not.
Just, I'll decide when we kiss.
I, uh I haven't really been out since my divorce.
Do you think you're ready to go out? I could do dinner, or a movie, or bowling.
But I don't know, uh, about a kiss.
Kissing another man is gonna be very awkward after being married for so long.
I can't even imagine it.
Yeah, but what the heck? I might as well get over that.
What is it with you and kitchens? - Who was that? - That was my mother.
She recently caught me in the kitchen with a woman.
Well, I'm living at home right now.
I'm looking for a place.
- How old are you? - Twenty-three.
And three-quarters.
You know what's, uh, great about dating an older woman, Benjamin? I have my own kitchen.
- So? - I got an "I love you.
" And that's all I really want for now.
You told him not to ask you, didn't you? Maybe.
- Wow, Kevin really went all out.
- Yeah, he did.
It was worth waiting for a night like this.
I can't imagine anything more romantic.
- I wonder what's taking Kevin so long.
- He's talking with Chandler.
I asked Chandler to give us a minute.
This is gonna sound crazy.
Would you wanna dance? Sure.
Why not? Do you think Kevin will survive an engagement with Lucy? Well, he survived the past year.
He should be okay.
You think you and I will survive an engagement with Kevin and Lucy? Yeah, we can get through anything together.
Yeah.
- You know, she's going to want you - To marry them? I know.
I don't wanna think about that tonight.
I'll think about that tomorrow.
- Okay.
I love you.
- I love you.
Happy Valentine's Day.
I just love that you're a good person, and that you always try to do the right thing.
You're kind to other people.
You're friendly.
You're sweet.
And I love that you believe in God and that you go to church with me.
Speaking of me, are you gonna break in any time soon and tell me what you love about me? You're good-looking, and I'm attracted to you, and I love dancing with you.
I also love walking with you and holding your hand.
And I think the thing I love the most about you is that you're considerate of me and other people.
I think consideration is a sign of a strong man who isn't self-involved and is responsible and caring.
I love you, Cecilia.
Happy Valentine's Day.
I love you too.
Happy Valentine's Day.
I hate to wake up Peter.
We could let him sleep on the couch.
I'll wake him up.
- Did you just? - Kiss you? You must be dreaming.
You did kiss me.
- Happy Valentine's, Ruthie.
- Happy Valentine's, Peter.
It's late.
You better get Ben to walk us home.
- I had a really nice time.
- I did too.
Maybe we could see each other again.
Uh, I don't know, Benjamin.
You're a little young for me.
But we were making out in the kitchen for hours.
I know, and I thank you for that.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Hmm.
Seems we're out of gas.
That can't be right.
I'll take a look under the hood.
We're not out of gas.
I just couldn't drive any further without giving you a kiss.
- Happy Valentine's Day.
- Happy Valentine's Day.
No, I haven't told Kevin yet, but I told Ben.
It just didn't seem like the right time.
I know.
I know.
I'll tell you what.
If it'll make you happy, I'll call him and I'll tell him right away.
I love you.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Kevin Kinkirk, future husband of Lucy Camden.
How may I help you? - It's my mom.
- I have to tell you something, and I hope you'll be as happy for me as I am for you and Lucy.
- Can it wait until tomorrow? - No.
I just wanna get this over with.
I'll be one minute.
Is anything wrong? No, everything's fine.
My mom's getting married.
- Are you okay with that? - I'm fine with that.
Good for her.
There's something else, isn't there? They wanna elope, and then they wanna go to Europe, maybe even Italy, for six months, maybe longer.
And? And I was thinking I'd like to have my mother at our wedding.
What would you say to getting married before they leave? - Well, when are they leaving? - The end of April.
Wait.
You wanna get married in April? This April? Truthfully, I don't want a long engagement.
I don't know if I can survive a long engagement.
I'd like to get married as soon as possible.
Then April it is.
- Really? - Sure.
If that's what you want.
I love you.
I love you too.
Happy Valentine's Day, Kevin.
Happy Valentine's Day.